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Oh, Al...
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...you even brushed your teeth.
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Hey, you're not Al.
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Yeah, and you're no Mars bar.
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A fat woman creatured her way
into the shoe store today.
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Let me guess, Al.
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She sat down,
and then she couldn't get up?
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No, Peg. That would be you.
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Oh, honey. I can get up,
but why would I?
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To give the cushions a breather.
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Anyway, this three-times-a-lady...
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...told me that
the Kyoto National Bank...
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...was buying a new football
scoreboard for Polk High.
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-Oh, much better than a new library.
-That's exactly what I said.
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But the best part is, Peg...
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...they're dedicating it...
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...to the most famous
Polk High football legend.
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A hint:
Four touchdowns in one game.
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-You?
-Well, it's not official yet...
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...but who else went to Polk scored
four times in one game besides you?
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Al, why do you think you'd win?
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I mean, Marcie works at the Kyoto Bank
and she hates you more than I do.
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Oh, hold on, now, Peg.
Marcie and I have a lot in common.
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Wrong house.
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We both live on the same side
of the street. Both married deadbeats.
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I eat chicken. She is one.
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Dad, she's had you arrested
over 20 times...
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...and you call her
"the little neighbor boy."
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Pet name. Listen, Bud.
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I want you to go over there
and pick up that unsightly trash...
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...that's accumulating on her yard.
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Dad, you threw it there.
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You wanna talk to me
a little bit outside?
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Fine.
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Just do it.
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Didn't I tell you to--
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That you are the most attractive,
vibrant woman I have ever seen.
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Wrong house.
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He thinks you're here
about the scoreboard.
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-Well, as a matter of fact, I am.
-I told you, Peg.
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The nominating committee...
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...wants to dedicate the new
Polk High football scoreboard...
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...to you, Al.
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What a surprise.
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Well, before you brush off
your good underwear...
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...there is still one obstacle
that lies between you...
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...and the eternal happiness
you seek.
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You heard her, Peg. Get out.
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Not her, Al.
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Me.
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You know, Marcie,
I used to call you a chicken...
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...but in this light...
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...you look more like
the stately peacock.
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Save it.
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I told that committee
that there had to be...
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...a better football player
that came out of Polk.
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So they've given me 24 hours
to find one.
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They can give you 24 lifetimes,
and a new set of tail feathers.
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You'll never be able to find
a better one.
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Maybe so.
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But I will not rest
until someone else's name...
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...is on that scoreboard.
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I finished cleaning up
the D'Arcys' yard.
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-Where you want me to put this?
-Put it back where you found it.
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Before you throw it over the fence,
light it on fire.
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Here, Mr. D'Arcy.
Here are all the yearbooks...
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...from my senior years
in high school.
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Well, thanks, Kelly. So far we found
only one football player...
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...in Polk High history who can hold
a candle to your father.
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He's trying to reach him now.
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Yeah, is Scooter MacPhee there?
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He is not? He's where?
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Leavenworth? That's great.
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I mean, it's great that he's off
the streets. Bye-bye.
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Jefferson, he killed
a whole mess of people.
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He won't be out for months.
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That scoreboard is mine.
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Congratulations.
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Oh, Daddy, this is so great.
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It's kind of like a real father
getting a promotion.
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Only better, pumpkin.
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Because I may not have a lot of money
or a job I can stand...
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...or people I wanna come home to...
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...but now I'm going to have
a scoreboard...
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...that proudly bears my name.
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See, that's my legacy, pumpkin.
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And when I'm gone,
and I hope it's soon...
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...you can look up and say,
"That fine-looking scoreboard...
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-...is dedicated to--"
-Terry Bradshaw.
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Terry Brad--
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Terry Bradshaw?
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I never had no nickname
Terry Bradshaw.
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Not you, you chin strap.
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I mean Super Bowl champion
and Hall of Fame quarterback...
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...Terry Bradshaw.
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What are you talking about?
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Terry Bradshaw
never went to Polk High.
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He did for two months in 1965.
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Just long enough
to join the chess club...
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...and play Glinda
in The Wizard of Oz.
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That is Bradshaw, right between
that munchkin and Dorothy.
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Look at that.
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Why are you doing this
to me, Marcie?
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Because God's on vacation,
and he asked me to fill in.
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Oh, don't worry, Al, we still want
you to come to the ceremony...
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...and if you don't mind,
would you wear this T-shirt?
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It would be an inspiration
to all the students.
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STAY IN SCHOOL
OR THIS COULD BE YOU
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Daddy, this is an outrage.
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This is just like the time
that Odie stole Garfield's lasagna.
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Now, he earned that lasagna,
and you earned that scoreboard.
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Do you know what?
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All he had for dinner
was cold cat food.
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I don't want that
to happen to you, Daddy.
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I'm gonna go out there
and get that scoreboard for you...
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...and nothing is gonna stand
in my way.
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We're trapped.
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Watch this, Jefferson.
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Push, sweetheart.
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Thank you, Daddy. Gotta go.
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Quiet on the set.
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POLK HIGH SCHOOL Welcomes
KYOTO NATIONAL BANK
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And action.
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I'm Terry Bradshaw
for Kyoto National Bank.
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Give me a K, give me a Y,
give me an O-T-O.
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-And what does it spell?
-I have no idea.
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Cut!
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It spells "Kyoto,"
you home entertainment center.
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I'm sorry, Terry. I'll get another girl
down here who can spell.
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-You do, I'm walking.
-Alrighty.
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We're on a five.
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Terry, I'll get makeup in here
to give you a touchup.
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Excuse me for a few minutes.
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I've got a lot to do
before tomorrow's dedication...
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...and unlike you, I don't have anyone
on the sidelines calling in the plays.
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I called my own plays.
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That was Staubach.
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I beat him in the Super Bowl twice.
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Brad Clayshaw?
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Terry Bradpitt?
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00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:02,769
Hey, Mr. Football-Star-Guy.
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Hi, I'm Kelly.
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-I'm your makeup artist.
-Well, what happened to Christy?
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00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,844
Well, she's a little tied up right now.
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00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:14,381
-What happened to your arm?
-Oh, I broke my wrist.
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No, no, no. The other one,
it's so much smaller and frecklier.
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So you must be really honored having
this entire field named after you, huh?
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Well, I am but, I mean,
I'm not sure I deserve it.
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I only went to Polk High
for two months.
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I mean, I never even put on
a football uniform.
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You played naked?
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Maybe you do deserve this.
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Actually, I didn't play at all.
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Oh, that's funny.
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Because, see, my father, Al Bundy,
he did play for Polk High.
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In fact, he scored
four touchdowns in one game.
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It was the highlight of his life.
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He got married. Had you.
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Four touchdowns.
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That's impressive.
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Yeah, well, apparently not
to the Bank of Coyote.
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See, my father gave everything
he had to Polk High...
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...and if you look at him now,
you'll know that that's all he had.
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Look, Mr. Shawshank...
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...you're a big football star. I mean...
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...you know what it's like
to win the big one.
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My father never even won
the little one.
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So will you please just let him
have this one stupid honor?
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Stop, please. He can have it.
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You mean it?
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Absolutely. I mean, don't worry.
I'll take care of it.
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Tomorrow at the dedication,
your daddy's gonna know...
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...what it's like to win the big one.
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Terry freaking Bradshaw.
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How come quarterbacks
get all the glory?
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He never scored four touchdowns
in one game.
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Dad, you just need to watch some TV
and take your mind off Terry Bradshaw.
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Oh, maybe you're right.
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I'll take Terry Bradshaw
for a thousand, Alex.
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Tonight on Family Matters,
Urkel finds his long-lost father...
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...Terry Bradshaw.
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Tonight on PBS, the Three Tenors
and Terry Bradshaw.
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Oh, man.
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You wouldn't believe
the traffic out there.
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Between the ticker-tape parades,
the autograph hounds...
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...and the gorgeous babes
swooning for him...
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...you'd think the pope was in town.
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Let me guess. Terry Bradshaw.
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You got it. Look,
he signed my sleeve.
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Oh, yeah, he signed it.
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00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:54,241
Well, I guess Bradshaw
does need some happiness.
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He only had those years
with the Steelers, endorsements...
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-...the broadcasting career--
-Don't forget...
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...those Cannonball Run movies...
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-...he made with Mel Tillis.
-He got nominated for those.
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Jefferson, the man won more
Super Bowls than I've had good days.
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Now Marcie and her Hideo Nomo-loving
cronies down at the bank--
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They wanna give him what's
rightfully mine. I can takes no more.
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When a Bundy doesn't get
what is his...
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...he makes sure
no one else gets it either.
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I know now what we must do.
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Kelly, this is where your father
used to do all his scoring.
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Back in the prehistoric days
when we were dating.
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When dinosaurs roamed the land
and not my bedroom.
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Daddy, I am so glad
you decided to come.
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I have a feeling you're gonna
get a big surprise later.
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Oh, I'm sure someone will.
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00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,988
Hey, where's Bud?
He said he was gonna be here.
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Oh, he's around here someplace.
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Double-0 Shoe to Gold Digger,
do you read me?
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Yeah, this is Gold Digger.
What's up, Al?
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Code names, you idiot.
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Sorry, Double-0 Shoe.
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That's better.
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00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:42,315
Is Son of Frankenstein
down there with you?
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Wait a sec. Can I please
have a better code name?
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Okay. You be Gold Digger.
I'll be Son of Frankenstein.
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Don't you mean
Bride of Frankenstein?
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-Why, you little bolt-neck--
-Hey, don't touch me.
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Focus, gentlemen. Focus.
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We are on a mission that involves
precise timing and ruthless efficiency.
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Now, I have checked the program...
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...and determined
the optimum moment to strike...
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...is when they play the fight song.
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Al, you're not paying
any attention to me.
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Well, I'm sorry, Peg.
You're looking quite...
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...adequate today.
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Oh, honey.
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I can't wait to get you home and....
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I always wanted to hear
a woman say that.
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Just not my own mother.
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Since Agent Orange
just breached my security...
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...this is the last radio contact
we'll have.
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We'll strike when they play
the school fight song.
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Halfway through
there is a cymbal crash.
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That is your cue.
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-Do you read?
-Got it, Double-0.
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Yeah, we're locked and loaded.
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Is this on? Is this on?
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If you can hear me in the back,
please raise your hand.
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I don't think that particular gesture
is appropriate...
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...Al.
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I'm Marcie D'Arcy,
and I'd like to welcome you all...
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...on behalf of Kyoto National Bank...
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...where, when you open
a savings account...
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...we give you a free kimono.
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Or a six-pack.
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So without further ado, let's give
a traditional Polk High welcome...
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...a big round of applause
for our honored guest...
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...Mr. Terry Bradshaw.
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They're applauding.
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Either Terry Bradshaw started speaking
or Mrs. D'Arcy stopped.
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Well, it doesn't matter.
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All we have to do is listen
for that cymbal crash.
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Popcorn?
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Don't mind if I do.
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Purse?
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So people often ask me...
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...how I threw
what was considered by many...
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...as the most famous pass of all time,
the immaculate reception.
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I tell them, it was very much
like at my bachelor's party...
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...where I just closed my eyes
and heaved.
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Gee, Al, you're taking this
rather maturely.
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Peg, I just figured it out that ultimately
everyone gets what they deserve.
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Well, I'm sure
you'll get yours, Daddy.
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You can say that again, pumpkin.
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Well, I'm sure
you'll get yours, Daddy.
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This award is truly a great honor...
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...and that's why this scoreboard
should be dedicated to someone...
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...that is as much a part
of Polk High football...
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...as these bleachers or that goal post
or the low test scores.
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What a blowhard.
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That's why this scoreboard
can only be named after one man.
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Al...
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..."Four touchdowns
in a single game" Bundy!
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AL BUNDY FIELD
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Al, your name is on the scoreboard.
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Oh, Peg. I'm a field.
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Bundy, Bundy, Bundy.
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Hey, hey, Bud, sounds like
they're chanting, "Bundy, Bundy."
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Kelly probably just bent over
to pick up a quarter.
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Hey, okay. There's the band.
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Remember when we hear the cymbal,
we blow the scoreboard.
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Oh, no.
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No!
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And in other news, hundreds
of organizations are claiming credit...
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...for the bombing
of the Al Bundy scoreboard...
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...including the National Organization
Of Women...
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...the National Organization
of Fat Women...
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...and the government of France.
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Come on in.
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Daddy...
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...before Mr. Spamshank left...
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...he wanted to talk to you.
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Al...
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...I just wanted to say...
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...that despite everything...
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...I still respect you, man.
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I mean, you are without a doubt...
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...the greatest athlete
in Polk High history.
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I mean, that incredible run
that you had today...
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...just proved one thing to me, man.
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That you could have been
a big star in the NFL.
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I'll tell you something else, Al.
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You're my MVP.
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Push.
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Now, I know that Daddy
can't see, but that...
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...must have been
the new highlight of his life.
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Oh, well, probably not.
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He can't hear either.
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