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Margaret, what's in that box?
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-Is it food?
-No, Mom.
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It's just some old toys
I'm collecting for charity.
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Don't lie to your mother.
I smell garlic chicken.
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It's just Al's socks.
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Hey, Peg.
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Do I smell garlic chicken?
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No, Al. But guess
what I found in the attic.
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Hey, if I wanna keep a noose upstairs,
that's my business, Peg.
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No, I dug up all these old toys.
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They're for Marcie's
toys-for-guns exchange program.
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Where do kids today get the idea
that a gun is something to play with?
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What is going on here?
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This is foreplay.
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No, honey, this can't be foreplay.
I'm enjoying it.
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And I'm in the room.
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I can't believe you guys.
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The whole point of this
toys-for-guns exchange program...
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...is to give kids something else
to play with besides firearms.
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For instance, I'm donating
this oil-covered Alaskan seagull.
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Now, watch what happens
when I pull the string.
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Kids, don't drink and drive
an oil tanker.
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I smell fowl.
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You certainly do.
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Well, I'm gonna give the
disadvantaged youngsters these dice.
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Jefferson, why would you
give a kid dice?
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Oh, these aren't just any dice.
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They're loaded.
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Yup, the lucky gangbanger who
trades in his Uzi for these babies...
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...will learn self-esteem
as he fleeces confused retirees...
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...out of their social-security checks.
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Thank you.
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What's Mr. Potato Head doing here?
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I don't know. You married him.
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Not that Mr. Potato Head.
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The one that's actually
worth something.
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I'm sorry, Marcie. I myself
once had a Mr. Potato Head...
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...who meant a lot to me.
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Well, my little sticky buns,
what happened to him?
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Well, one night
my frat brothers and I...
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...got stinko on Champale
and grenadine.
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Next thing I knew...
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...I was stuffing Mr. Potato Head's
heinie with cherry bombs.
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We lit the fuse and blew
Mr. Potato Head into hash browns.
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Oh, we laughed till we puked.
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So, Peggy, do you have
any other kids' things?
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Well, we have those
child-safety seats in the garage...
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...that we never put into the car.
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-Why not?
-Well, we found...
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...that it was much easier
just to leave the kids at home.
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-Let's get them.
-They're out in the garage.
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-I'll show you where they are.
-All right.
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-Come on, come on.
-Come on, Marcie.
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Can you believe that tomorrow
is our five-year high school reunion?
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That means we've been
out of school for, like....
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For, like, years.
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I hear people are coming
from all over for this reunion.
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Even foreign countries like Indiana.
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Indonesians are coming?
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We better brush up on our Spanish.
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Hey, Kelly, whatever happened
to your horny newt of a brother, Bud?
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I always thought he was cute.
He can realign my molars anytime.
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Please.
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I heard Bud and his hand
are eloping.
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00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,067
So, Fawn...
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...are you still making
your meteoric rise...
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...through the hierarchy
of the 7-Eleven?
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I'll have you know
that I am a buyer now.
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Well, that's a change.
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As I recall, back in school
you were a seller.
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Hey, Bud, I'm getting my braces off
in a couple years.
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Will you wait for me?
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Well, sure.
Unless another hot mama...
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...with a big, drooly overbite
comes along first.
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Where's Ashley?
I thought she'd be here.
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Yeah, me too.
Oh, and I've really missed her.
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I wrote her all these great letters.
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I can't wait until she gets here
so I can give them to her.
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Oh, that must be her.
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-Ashley!
-Kelly!
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Kelly, I have missed you so much,
and I wrote you almost every day.
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-Here.
-Oh, cool.
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-Here.
-Thanks.
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Now that we're all here,
let's all look through my yearbook...
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...and trash everybody who isn't us.
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Look at that geek.
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He would do anything for me.
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Do you remember the time
that he loaned me his car...
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...and then I went joyriding in it
with another date?
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And then we tried to steer it
with our butts...
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...and we wrecked it,
and we broke our legs?
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He was such an idiot.
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-I swear.
-Wait, and then there's this other guy.
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I can't remember his name,
but what a dweeb.
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Okay. He asked me to the prom,
and I said yes.
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So he rented this goony maroon tux
and a stretch limo.
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When he showed up to my house
all he found was a note that said:
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"Bite me, nerd boy."
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Oh, I just wish I could remember
who that was.
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That would be me.
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Oh, yeah. That would be you.
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I'm sorry, Bud.
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You know, teenage girls
can be so cruel.
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I just want you to know I apologize...
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...and I hope somehow
I can make it up to you.
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Really?
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Maybe we can go out sometime.
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Bite me, nerd boy.
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See what suckers men are?
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Sure, go ahead, make fun of me now.
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But you'll come back to me
when you're 25...
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...and gravity has pulled you apart
like a Stretch Armstrong.
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Oh, Bud, don't feel so bad.
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There was this guy in high school
who was an even bigger loser than you.
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Eric Waters.
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Even the tape on his glasses
had acne.
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Anyway, he asked me out...
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...this one chilly New Year's Eve,
and I said, "Sure.
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Meet me on the top of the Hancock
tower, stripped to the buff."
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Well, of course, I stood him up...
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...but that toe they had to amputate
was a good lesson...
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...on trying to date out of his league.
What a loser!
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We did have a way with guys,
didn't we?
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Yep, all we had to do
was give them the move.
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I wonder if mine still works.
Let me see.
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There's a four-alarm
down at the orphanage...
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...but that can wait.
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-Wanna ride on my truck?
-Sure.
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Bye.
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Man, I used to love Monopoly.
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Buy a property,
put a bunch of poor people in jail.
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Now you wanna build a hotel,
you gotta put up a homeless shelter.
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That thimble guy lands
on your property...
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...puts up a "will work for food" sign.
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Ain't a damn thing
you can do about it.
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Yeah, they even ruined Operation.
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Used to be if you butchered
a guy's spleen, lose a turn.
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Now they take away
your medical license...
139
00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,736
...and you have to perform
black-market liposuctions...
140
00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:04,771
...in the back of a Jiffy Lube.
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00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,009
Hey, you know. I have a good idea.
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00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:13,747
Why don't we play Bottoms Up
until the kids come home?
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00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:16,817
You know what, Peg,
I have an even better idea.
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00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:19,052
Why don't you and Marcie go hide.
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00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:22,055
Jefferson and I will come find you.
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Good. I love to play hide-and-go-seek.
Come on, Peggy, I know just the place.
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One thousand one...
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-...one thousand two...
-One thousand two...
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-...one thousand three...
-...one thousand three...
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00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,873
-...one thousand four.
-...one thousand four.
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00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:05,098
Thanks for being
my escort tonight, Bud.
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You're welcome. And now that
my escort duties are over...
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...I'm going to escort myself
to that redhead over there.
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-See you.
-You'll be back.
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00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:16,243
And you'll be begging me
for a little flesh and metal.
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00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:29,189
It feels good to be back
in the old gym again.
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Look, the hoops
are in the same place.
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00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,798
Look, there are the bleachers.
159
00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:40,567
And there's the clock.
160
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And there's you.
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-Come on. Let's sit down.
-Okay.
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Big problem.
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There's six chairs and five of us.
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Well, maybe one of us
will show up again later.
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00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:03,557
Oh, gosh.
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You guys, this is so much fun.
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You know, I think we should have
a five-year reunion every year.
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Look at all these losers.
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To think that I slept with
every guy in this room.
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What was I thinking that night?
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Oh, my God.
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Hang on to your thigh cream, girls,
prime veal at 4 o'clock.
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Where?
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No, no, guys. There.
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He is cute.
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If I wasn't rocking
Bud's world tonight...
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...I'd be wearing him
like a wet retainer.
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You guys. You guys.
He's coming this way. Act cool.
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He looks important.
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Think I can nonchalantly
get my underwear off...
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...by the time he gets here?
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You're wearing underwear?
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You really have changed.
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00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:07,587
Hi, girls. Remember me?
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Aren't you the guy who was standing
over there just a couple minutes ago?
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Maybe I can refresh your memory.
Does the Hancock tower ring a bell?
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No, but I think there's a time
and temperature sign up there.
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Although I can never figure out
which is which.
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I can. I watched it go down
to minus 10 degrees...
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...that New Year's Eve you stood me up.
I'm Eric "Nine Toes" Waters.
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Eric Waters?
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God, you....
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You look so different.
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It's amazing how your looks
can improve with nice clothes...
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...contact lenses,
and 10 million dollars.
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Ten million dollars?
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Oh, my God, he's the ex-husband
of my dreams.
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Look, you guys. Look at all the loser
things Eric used to do in high school.
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Computer club.
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Future businessman of America.
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Look, class valedictator.
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Who would've thought
that a geek like that...
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...would've ended up successful?
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00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:31,304
Hey, Kelly, you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Why don't things fall up?
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00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:36,109
No.
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I'm thinking we should
have a contest.
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A duel for Eric's affections.
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You're on.
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-Fine.
-Okay. Chose your weapons.
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Damn, I knew I should have brought
my wet T-shirt.
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Okay, I'll tell you what we'll do.
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-We'll use the move at 40 paces.
-Fine.
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-Fine, go ahead.
-Okay.
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All right. Move over.
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You've seen the rest,
now check out the best.
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Wow, he ignored
both of their moves.
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00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,404
Yeah, it's like he's deaf
or something.
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00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,907
This has never happened before.
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We need advice
from an expert on rejection.
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-Can I have this dance?
-For the 15th time:
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Is this a cool hickey or what?
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It's much better than
the ones you make at home...
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...with the Dustbuster.
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Bud...
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...with these braces I could make
a hickey that would never heal.
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00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:21,314
Look, Bud, Kelly and I
can't get anywhere with Eric Waters.
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You're somebody who keeps
trying even though he gets rejected...
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...you know, time after time
after time after time--
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Yeah, I get the point.
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Okay. We need to get through to Eric.
What should we do?
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Look, before you do anything...
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...I'll go talk to him.
I'll see if there's any hope at all.
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I'll go with you, Bud.
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No. You stay here.
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I'd rather admire you
from across the room.
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Way, way across the room.
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00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:56,116
All right. Al, right hand blue.
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00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:02,989
What is it about this game
that's so sexy?
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I'm touching Peg's rear...
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00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,729
...and for once it feels pretty good.
242
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,434
I feel someone touching my rear.
243
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,636
I think it's Al.
244
00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:20,440
He's not as strong as Marcie,
but he knows what I like.
245
00:17:23,676 --> 00:17:26,679
I love all these hands
groping my tush.
246
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:31,217
This game is just like sex
except I have a partner.
247
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,687
I hate this game.
248
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:39,692
No one's touching my rear,
and it's way, way up in the air.
249
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,698
Oh, and they have us neutered.
250
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:10,323
-Kelly, I need to talk to you for a sec.
-But--
251
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,561
Okay, but just don't touch me.
252
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:24,070
Look, I talked to Eric,
and he really likes you.
253
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,905
He does?
254
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:28,875
Oh, my God.
255
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:32,145
-He wants to meet you alone.
-He does?
256
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:37,951
Now, he's drawn this map
so you know where to go.
257
00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:41,020
Be there in an hour
and don't tell anyone.
258
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,922
Even you?
259
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,726
Yeah, yeah, especially me.
260
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,761
I can never know.
261
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,199
Oh, thank you so much, Bud.
I owe you bigtime.
262
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:55,935
I'm not gonna, like, pay you
or anything, but I owe you.
263
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,046
-Ashley, I need to talk to you for a sec.
-Okay.
264
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,182
Just don't touch me.
265
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:13,953
Look, Eric told me
he really likes you.
266
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,455
He does?
267
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,828
He wants to meet you alone
under the bleachers.
268
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:24,531
You know, back where they retired
your number.
269
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:28,001
Thanks, Bud.
And I want you to know...
270
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,470
...out of all the nerd boys
I humiliated...
271
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,772
...you cried the best.
272
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,075
Thanks. I'll remember that.
273
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,045
You just remember,
under the bleachers, 15 minutes.
274
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:40,880
Okay, got it.
275
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:46,219
One Mississippi, two Mississippi,
three Mississippi.
276
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:50,056
How many Mississippis are there
in 15 minutes?
277
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,372
Thanks, Eric.
I had a really good time.
278
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,908
Right back at you.
279
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,790
Nerd girl.
280
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,728
Well, we sure got our revenge.
281
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,831
Well, I certainly got mine.
282
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,035
I still don't know
what yours was, though.
283
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,738
Where did that map lead to
you gave Kelly?
284
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:46,012
Twenty thousand, two hundred
and thirty Mississippi.
285
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,681
Twenty thousand, two hundred...
286
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:52,418
...and thirty-one Mississippi.
287
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:57,490
God, that Bottoms Up was great.
288
00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,760
We should do that every night.
289
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,829
Right, Al?
290
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,471
Isn't that typical.
291
00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:14,941
He falls asleep,
and I wanna play again.
292
00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:18,678
Have you seen my Mr. Potato Head?
I can't find him anywhere.
293
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,681
Gee, I think I saw Jefferson
with it a minute ago.
294
00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,728
Oh, look up in the sky.
295
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:39,365
It's a bird. It's a plane.
296
00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:41,901
It's Mr. Potato Head?
297
00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:47,607
I'm starting to get the feeling
that Eric's not gonna show up.
298
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,109
Bud is gonna pay for this.
299
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:54,180
Oh, it was a mighty fine day
in the life of Bud Bundy.
300
00:21:56,749 --> 00:22:00,520
Well, I guess I'd better find me
a ride home.
301
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,222
-What?
-It's hickey time.
302
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:05,158
No. No, no!
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