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This is a man's world
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This is a man's world
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Baby!
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-But it wouldn't mean nothing
-But it wouldn't mean nothing
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Nothing
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Without a woman or a girl
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Well, tonight, my NO MA'AM brothers...
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...while our wives are flirting
their lives away at bingo...
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...we will be watching
the sport of kings:
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-Wrestling.
-Yes.
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Have we got the necessary snacks
from the Just Store?
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-Yeah. I got Just Oreo filling.
-I've got Just jerky.
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And I've got Just alcohol.
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Okay, guys, let's party like Kennedys.
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Yes!
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This is a man's wo--
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Well, Peg, like I said
when I woke up this morning:
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What the hell are you doing here?
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We skipped bingo tonight to watch
the TV movie Old Man Older Woman.
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They made a movie of our love life?
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No. That would be
Young Redhead Younger Pizza Boy.
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Old Man Older Woman
is the TV movie event of the season.
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It's an epic love story
spanning three generations...
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...ages 70 through 100.
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Starring Hume Cronyn,
Katharine Hepburn...
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...and introducing Buddy Ebsen
as Junior.
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-CBS?
-Of course.
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Well, Marcie, I'm afraid
that you and the Joy Cluck Club...
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...are going to have to miss
slipping denture theater tonight...
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...because me and the guys
are watching wrestling.
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-Yeah.
-You'll watch it over my dead body.
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Okay.
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All right. All right.
Come on, guys.
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Let's go back to my place.
We don't have to stay...
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-...and take guff from the women.
-Hold it, mister.
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You know the rules:
"Only one friend over at a time."
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But I did all my chores.
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There must be somewhere
we can proudly watch wrestling.
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How about your grown son's room
down in the basement?
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Griff, you're a genius.
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We'll watch it on Bud's TV.
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"Please do not disturb.
I'm getting some."
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The door is locked.
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You really think
he's got a girl in there?
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Five bucks says he doesn't.
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Bud, I'm not like other girls.
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I understand.
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I only go all the way on the first date.
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I'll be a son of a gun.
He does have a girl down here.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
I got a girl here.
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I know. You just cost me 5 bucks.
Damn you.
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Don't mind us.
We just gonna be watching wrestling.
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-Just Cheetos' dust?
-Just stick it.
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Thanks, Dad. Thanks.
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That was Nasty Natalie.
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She's the easiest girl in town.
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Bud, if my father scared away
the easiest girl in my town...
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...I'd never have gotten married,
nor had you kids.
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I'd be upstairs watching TV
in my underwear...
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...the way God had intended.
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What's wrong with the TV?
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You gotta stand behind it
with a clothes hanger...
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...for the picture to clear.
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Oh, hey. They're about to interview
King Kong Bundy.
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Hey, Al, are you any relation
to King Kong Bundy?
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No. But he did take Peg's nickname.
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Check out King Kong's
"curvaliscious" valet...
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...Anytime.
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Listen up, wrestling fans.
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I'm King Kong Bundy.
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And tomorrow, Halloween night,
live from Chicago's "Dick-a-dome"...
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...I'm going to take
that Captain Ecology...
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...and tear him a new ozone hole.
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Isn't that right, Anytime?
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Oh, if you say so it must be so,
King Kong-o.
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She's brilliant.
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Remember, that's tomorrow night.
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Right after
the Mike Tyson, Macaulay Culkin fight.
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King Kong Bundy is the greatest.
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He's my idol.
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Well, him and Yanni.
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Hey, I think we should make
King Kong Bundy...
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-...an honorary member of NO MA'AM.
-Good idea.
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-That's a good idea.
-Wait a second.
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I've been trying to get in
for six months now.
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Why is King Kong Bundy
gonna get in over me?
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Well, let's see.
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King Kong is a man's man...
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...and you're a human antenna.
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Yeah, and you suck at it.
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Wait a minute now, guys.
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That's my son we're talking about.
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The only one who gets
to make fun of him is me.
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And most women.
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Hey, if he wants to join NO MA'AM...
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...I say let's let him pledge
our proud organization.
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So, what do you have to do?
Chug beers until I puke?
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No, son. That's reserved
for full members.
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As a NO MA'AM pledge...
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...you must perform
a challenging labor...
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...to show you are one of us.
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Something brave and heroic
to benefit mankind?
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No. Something really, really stupid
that benefits no one.
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Congratulations, son,
you're an official NO MA'AM plebe.
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Now, tomorrow night,
you go down to Wrestle Palooza.
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If you can get your picture taken...
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...with King Kong Bundy,
our idol, you're in.
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Son...
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...make me proud.
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-What if I can't get the picture?
-Well, then you can still be...
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...the official NO MA'AM bottle opener.
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Okay. Come here.
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Bud, the girls on the bus
were laughing with you, not at you.
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Kelly, I asked you to rent me a costume
so I could pass as a wrestler...
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...not one of
the Chuck E. Cheese players.
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Bud, it's Halloween.
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It was either this or Pocahontas.
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Frankly, I don't think you
have the cleavage for it.
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-Hi.
-Hey.
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Oh, let me guess.
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Beauty...
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...and the flea, right?
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That's close, work release.
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Listen.
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I'm a wrestler known as...
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...the Bumble Bee.
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I don't see no insects
on tonight's card.
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Well, that's because--
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You see, I'm a backup wrestler.
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So in case any of the regular wrestlers
can't perform their duties, then I--
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He duties for them.
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Kelly, that's him.
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I need to get a picture with him
to get into NO MA'AM.
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-Yo, Kong, how they clanging, man?
-I'm mad.
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I'm madder than ma--
I'm freaking bananas.
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Captain Ecology just backed out
of our match.
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That sissy mary said:
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"It's cloudy
and my solar car won't start."
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Excuse me, sir.
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I was wondering if I could get
a picture with you?
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It would mean a lot
to my brain-dead father.
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Sure, kid. I do a lot of work
on behalf of the stupid.
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Just say, Cheez Doodles.
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Cheez Doodle--
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Wait a minute. I have an idea.
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Now, since my brother here
is the backup wrestler...
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...he could take the place
of Captain Proctology.
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You know? She's right.
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You can fight the Bumble Bee.
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Everyone would be happy.
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Everyone?
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This is a man's world
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This is a man's world
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But it wouldn't mean nothing
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Nothing
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Without a woman or a girl
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Men, tonight, while our wives are out
trick-or-treating...
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...dressed as large, ugly women
and a chicken...
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...we will be watching in color,
on a full size TV...
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...Wrestle Palooza.
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Have we got our manly snacks
for tonight?
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Well, all we have left are the pretzels
Bob Rooney sucked all the salt off of.
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Come on. Hey, hey.
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What are we going to eat tonight, then?
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Trick or treat.
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By God, for you kids had
a pretty darn good night, didn't you?
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Don't we look scary?
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No. This is scary.
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I love Halloween.
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You should. Your head is shaped
like a pumpkin.
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Focus. Focus.
Gentlemen, focus.
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Now.
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Let us chew...
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...and view.
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This is a man's world
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Well, we must have gone back in time
because I'm experiencing déjà moo.
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We are watching the rebroadcast
of Old Man Older Woman.
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So much of CBS' audience fell asleep,
they're showing it again.
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Only this time they are airing it
earlier and louder.
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Forget it. We're watching wrestling.
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We went through too much trouble
to get snacks to let them waste.
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Listen...
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...jerk-o'-lantern.
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Wrestling appeals to the dregs
of American society.
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We women, however, appreciate
meaningful, uplifting entertainment.
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Oh, my God, look at that wrestler.
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I'd love to pin him to the mat.
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Now, that is a real man.
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Not some high school football hero
who got married and turned to mush.
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Well, I guess it's true what they say,
you are what you marry.
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That would make me a hoe.
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Silence. Silence.
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The king is entering the ring.
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Oh, there's just something so sexy...
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...about a big, oily man
in a sparkly cape.
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My Ike felt that way
about Elvis before he died.
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He's alive I tell you.
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-Alive, I say!
-Take it easy, Ike.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
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I'm Jimmy Lennon Jr. and welcome...
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...to the special Halloween edition
of Wrestle Palooza...
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...where tonight's wrestlers
have costumes under their costumes.
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Next main event features
the most feared man on Earth.
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Introducing King Kong Bundy.
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And tonight's challenger
hailing from parts unknown...
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...the Bumble Bee.
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And here are their gorgeous valets...
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...Anytime and Honey.
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-No, it's mine.
-I saw it first.
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You boys understand the rules, right?
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Yeah. I just--
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I just have one thing to say.
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Please don't kill me, man.
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Please, please.
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Don't worry, kid, you help me out.
I'll go easy on you.
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It's amazing. It's astounding.
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Look at the heinie on that Honey.
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Oh, in the ring
King Kong Bundy is down.
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One, two--
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That's what I get for trying
to take it easy on you.
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I expect that kind of chicanery
from the Fighting Florist.
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00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,040
But I assumed from your valet...
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...you're the kind of guy
that liked girls.
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-I do.
-Then prepare to become one.
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Oh, God!
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Wow, this is cool.
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King Kong is twisting off
the Bumble Bee's stinger.
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That's not his stinger.
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Oh, girls, it's 7:00.
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It's time to switch
to Old Man Older Woman.
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Are you insane?
And miss a televised "Bobbitizing"?
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Peg, you want to grab
my whatchamacallit?
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Al, there's a lot of people around.
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Okay.
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No.
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I meant this whatchamacallit,
you cherry Blow Pop.
237
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,932
Looks like the Bumble Bee
is making his move.
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Kelly. Help Me. Kelly.
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You're a bee, fly.
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That's it, Bud.
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Mom.
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Oh, this is so much fun.
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I think the Bumble Bee is dead.
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00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:11,124
Oh, Bob Rooney, you know
what all this grunting and sweating...
245
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:14,727
...and screaming reminds me of?
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00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:18,097
Thanksgiving dinner at your mother's?
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00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:22,502
I was thinking of what we do
after dinner...
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00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:26,105
...you big turkey baster, you.
249
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,378
Jefferson...
250
00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:36,416
...do you know what these sweaty men
in tight spandex remind me of?
251
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:39,385
Thanksgiving dinner at your father's?
252
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,790
Well, yes.
253
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:48,328
But also--
254
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,234
Oh, Ike...
255
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:58,204
...can little Elvis come out and play?
256
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,377
You know, Al...
257
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,179
...watching all this wrestling...
258
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:10,183
...reminds me of something
I haven't had in a long time.
259
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,219
What? Body slam?
260
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,589
Call it what you'd like.
261
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:30,303
I know I'm standing, yet I feel
like I'm in a warm bath.
262
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,107
Hey. Listen, Bud.
263
00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,875
Try and get closer to King Kong...
264
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,111
...so I can get you both in the picture.
Okay?
265
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,647
-Okay.
-Okay.
266
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,582
Where did he go?
267
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,788
Bye-bye.
268
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,676
-One, two, three--
-Five.
269
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,045
--four, five.
270
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,514
And the winner of the match...
271
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:18,318
...King Kong Bundy.
272
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,921
Okay, smile.
273
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:25,158
Come on, my little Bumble Bee,
show me some teeth.
274
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,826
Good.
275
00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,747
Dad?
276
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:51,517
Oh, good, you're out of the coma.
277
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,321
Where am I?
278
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:58,324
Is she gone? Is it over?
279
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,194
Yes, Dad.
280
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,696
Now save your strength.
281
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,465
The important thing is...
282
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,801
...I got my picture
with King Kong Bundy.
283
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,404
So now I'm in NO MA'AM, right?
284
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:15,308
No, son. We don't watch
wrestling anymore.
285
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,611
See, we learned tonight...
286
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:22,348
...that wrestling on TV leads
to wrestling at home.
287
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:26,819
And that ultimately leads
to sex with the wife.
288
00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:30,390
So now NO MA'AM stands for...
289
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:34,694
...Numb Old
Men Anxiously Awaiting Morticians.
290
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,433
So all this was a waste of time?
291
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,602
Well for you, maybe.
292
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,705
This was the best meal
I've had at home in years.
293
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:51,344
This is a T-bone, mashed-potato drip
going in this arm, baby.
294
00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:54,747
That's eating.
295
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:57,316
Hey, son...
296
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,919
...are you gonna finish yours?
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