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Mom, turn off Oprah for a second.
I need to talk to you.
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Mom.
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-Girlfriend.
-In the house.
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You're not Oprah.
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Mom, I had a horrible day.
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I could really use
some motherly advice now.
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Shut up, Bud.
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Oprah is doing a show on mothers
who don't pay attention to their sons.
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Next, a word from Earth Pads...
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...the only feminine-hygiene product
recycled from yesterday's garbage.
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-Now can we talk, Mom?
-Oh, okay.
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But make it quick.
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When Oprah comes back on,
I wanna be rested.
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I was working at
the Department of Vehicle Services.
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I noticed this long line
for new licenses.
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When I opened up a second window,
my supervisor comes up and says:
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"Son, I see you're a real go-getter.
We hate that here. You're fired."
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I need your help getting a new job.
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Oh, look, Stouffer's has a new
Apple Brown Betty.
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I can't expect you
to pay any attention to me...
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...since I don't have an antenna
coming out of my ass.
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Peg, I need to talk to you.
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Peg.
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-Girlfriend.
-In the house.
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Like you'd be anywhere else.
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Hey. What'd you do?
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What is that thing?
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It's a remote-control override, Peg.
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They're on sale
at the Real Man Shop.
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Well, while you were there,
why didn't you pick up a real man?
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Don't push it, Peg.
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It also overrides all your other
hand-held electronic devices.
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Even Otis?
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Especially Otis.
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Now, listen, Peg, the store next to me
at the mall has gone out of business...
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...and Gary wants to rent
the empty space.
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Al, is this gonna take long?
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You know how I hate it
when the TV set cools.
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Now you know how I feel during sex.
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Anyway, Peg, Gary's having a contest
for the best new-store idea.
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It's open to all the employees.
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That's me and Griff.
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But if I can just think of an idea,
there's a cool $10 in it for me.
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Al, I happen to have an incredible idea
for a store.
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Peg, this isn't gonna be really,
really stupid, is it?
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No, it's not.
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It's an all-Oprah store.
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I call it the Grand Old Oprah.
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You know, we'll sell Oprah T-shirts,
Oprah corn holders...
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...Oprah minivan covers...
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...and, Al, my very favorite,
Oprah Soap on a "Roprah."
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Gee, and I thought
it was gonna be stupid.
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Well...
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...I'm back from aerobics class.
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Although, you know, I didn't really feel
the burn until the bus ride home.
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Almost every man on the bus
offered me his seat...
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...although nobody was willing
to stand up to let me have it.
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Oh, and then
this delightful turban-clad chap--
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We'll just call him
Man of a Thousand Boils.
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--asked me if I wanted to rub
his magic lamp...
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...and see a genie come out.
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There was no genie.
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God, I wish that there was
an aerobics studio near here.
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Pumpkin, would you be quiet?
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I'm trying to think of an idea
for a business near here.
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All of my beautiful friends wish that
there was just a good gym in the area.
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Something in the area
that caters to beautiful women.
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I mean, let's face it, there is
no good place for an aerobics studio.
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Let's face it...
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...I'm not gonna be able
to think of an idea for a business.
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Nobody around here
has been eating lead-paint chips.
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Al, you should've been here
two hours ago.
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-Why? What happened?
-We opened.
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While you were
wasting your time opening...
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...I came up with a ripsnorting idea
for Gary's new-store contest.
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What would be better
right next door...
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...than an aerobics studio?
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-A topless aerobics studio?
-No, no.
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Don't be a pig, Griff. This is serious.
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We can finally get rid of this façade
of working and sit around all day...
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...looking at beautiful girls in spandex
doing lunges.
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-With a honk, honk here
-And a honk, honk there
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-Here a honk
-There a honk
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-Everywhere a honk, honk
-Everywhere a honk, honk
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Come on, Al.
You know Gary won't go for that.
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Whenever you make a suggestion,
she does exactly the opposite.
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I hear you, I hear you.
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So when I bring this up to her,
I gotta be very clever.
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Bundy.
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What's your big idea
for the new store?
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I'm in a hurry
and I'm bloating like a bandit.
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Now, I'm only going to say this once.
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Anything but an aerobics studio.
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You called me down here to suggest
anything but an aerobics studio?
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Indeedy do. What do you say?
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I'd say "You're fired" if I weren't sure
you'd make more on unemployment.
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Look, Gary, I have an idea...
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...and I think it's exactly
what you're looking for.
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Here it is: anything but Al's idea.
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So you're saying an aerobics studio?
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-Indeedy do.
-I love it.
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Congratulations, you won the prize.
Here's $10.
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Hey, don't I get anything?
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Yeah, here's $5.
Go get me some Earth Pads.
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-There you go.
-Oh, nice, nice.
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TWO WEEKS LATER
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-Gentlemen, I'd like to propose a toast.
-Hear, hear.
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In the course of human history,
there have been four great inventions:
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-The bikini.
-Yes.
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The thong bikini.
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The really itchy thong bikini.
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And Al's idea to put an aerobics studio
next to the shoe store.
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-Hear, hear.
-Speech. Speech.
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-Speech.
-Speech.
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If I have seen far...
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...it's because I have stood
on the shoulders of giants.
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Einstein, Magellan, Heineken.
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It is my goal
to uplift the human spirit.
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Gentlemen, to your holes.
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Oh, man,
we're gonna see some jiggling!
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GARY'S
AEROBICS STUDIO
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Oh, my God, I'm blind.
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They're all fat.
Have they no shame?
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Well, Al, this was your idea.
Now what do we do?
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Well, we'll just patch up the holes.
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Oh, man. Move it, big mama.
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-Baby's got backs.
-Hey.
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00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,737
Hey. Hey. Get over there.
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00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:08,041
Now, like I was saying,
if you can't see them...
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00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:10,110
...how much trouble
can fat women be?
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Okay, girls, do the Dumbo drop.
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ONE WEEK LATER
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I don't understand it.
I was a size 6 before aerobics class.
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00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:47,381
All that jumping
must've expanded my foot.
135
00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:51,051
Then I see you must've fallen
on your butt a time or two.
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How dare you say that to my face?
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Well, I'd say it behind your back, but
my car's only got half a tank of gas.
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00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:07,801
-What'd I say?
-Maybe it was more your tone of voice.
139
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,603
Well, who wouldn't be grumpy?
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00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:12,973
The aerobics studio is the worst thing
that could've happened to us.
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00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:16,877
That was my last Sweet Tart.
Cough it up!
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00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,881
No, that's the worst thing
that could've happened to us.
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-Hi, Al.
-No.
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That's the worst thing
that could've happened to us.
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Jefferson told me
that it was your idea...
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...to put in a metabolically challenged
aerobics studio next door.
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-I am so proud of you.
-Here it comes.
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So to help you out...
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...I have made up these fliers
advertising Gary's Aerobics Studio...
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...and I've given them to all of
my full-figured banking customers.
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You know, they're gonna get
really hot and sweaty...
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...and they're gonna come in here
to buy aerobics shoes.
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And remember, shoe man...
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...women that large have
a really tough time finding underwear.
155
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:12,966
Marcie, why are you
doing this to us?
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Because I don't like either of you.
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00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:21,975
Oh, look, there's two of my gals now.
Hi, Rebecca, Arlene.
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You look fabulous.
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Thanks for your tips
about the aerobics classes.
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00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:31,051
Yeah, I mean,
I really think I'm starting to tone.
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Me too. Corn dog?
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Didn't they tell us
not to eat before class?
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That was during class.
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Well, all right, then.
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Well, I'm off.
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I've got to leave these fliers
in der Wienerschnitzels...
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...and finer girdle shops
all over town.
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00:13:04,951 --> 00:13:08,255
Not the StairMaster, Bertha.
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Anything but the StairMaster.
170
00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:27,140
Well, guess what I'm doing
for money now.
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Playing the very young Mr. Lincoln?
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No. But then at least I could
look forward to being shot in the head.
173
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No, what you're looking at
is an apprentice chimney sweep.
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I'm a regular one,
but they call me an apprentice...
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...so they don't have to pay
my health benefits.
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Oh, Dad, this is the worst job
I've ever had.
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Can you please help me?
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Well, like my father used to say
when I came to him with my problems--
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"Get out"?
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No, actually, it was, "I'm leaving you
and your mom for this hooker."
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00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:04,411
But now that you mention it--
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Al, guess what's under the sheets.
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00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:17,290
Peg, if I don't like that game in bed,
why would I like it under the lights?
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00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,329
No, speedy.
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00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:27,434
It's a scale model of Oprah Land.
186
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:34,541
See? The tongue
is a moving sidewalk...
187
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:38,044
...which carries people
into her mouth.
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Like so many
unsuspecting McNuggets.
189
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:48,355
Now, once inside
her climate-controlled head...
190
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:53,026
...a moving Barcalounger whisks you
past animatronic Oprahs...
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...in all her different weights.
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I call it "It's a Big World After All."
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Then, after a light lunch
of waffles and gravy...
194
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:09,576
...you disembark, tell a studio audience
your innermost secrets...
195
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:13,346
...and snarf down
a whole fried chicken.
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Amazing. All this detail,
yet when I ask you for a sandwich...
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...you can't figure out
bread, meat, bread.
198
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Big talk from someone who's yet to get
lift, pee, flush.
199
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You leave that head here,
I'll show you lift, pee, flush.
200
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Well, ready for my bus ride
to aerobics class.
201
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This here is my pinch-proof padding.
202
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,156
Oh, pumpkin.
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00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:59,225
Honey, I've gotta ask you some--
204
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With a high-voltage
anti-fondling device.
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-Turn it off.
-What?
206
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,367
Turn it off.
207
00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:12,205
I can't understand you, Daddy.
I'm gonna have to turn this thing off.
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00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:27,387
Well, serves me right
for touching a family member.
209
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:32,559
Pumpkin, why do so many
beautiful women...
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00:16:32,726 --> 00:16:35,428
...travel so far
to go to your aerobics studio?
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Two words:
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Ramon.
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He is a prince.
He's actually more than a prince.
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He's an aerobics teacher
formerly known as prince.
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00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,945
Come with me.
I'm gonna drive over there.
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00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:55,148
I wanna see
if Ramon will change affiliations.
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00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:58,251
I think he's kind of happy
with women, Daddy.
218
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,988
Well, that makes one of us.
219
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God, look at all this mondo talent
and all these micro bikinis.
220
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All I ask
is for just one seam to burst.
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-Hey, Ramon.
-Hey, Kelly.
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Who's your daddy?
223
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:34,821
Oh, this isn't my daddy,
this is my father.
224
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Daddy, meet Ramon.
225
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,426
Kelly, why don't you
warm up the class?
226
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Should we stretch or run in place?
227
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:44,764
No, just show them one of those
big posters of me in Speedos.
228
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,766
Oh, okay.
229
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,437
Your daughter
is making remarkable progress.
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Tell her mother.
I'm here for something important.
231
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I just can't remember what it is.
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-Fat-free muffin?
-You certainly are.
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-Here you go.
-Thank you.
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00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:10,023
-That was delicious.
-Sure.
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Ramon, if it wouldn't be
too much trouble...
236
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...could we talk in private?
237
00:18:24,838 --> 00:18:27,941
There's this
state-of-the-art aerobics studio...
238
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:31,277
...and we'd be very, very happy
if you would teach there.
239
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,913
Actually, I'm very comfortable here.
240
00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,583
What do you have
that could possibly lure me away?
241
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,586
I'm offering a free membership
to NO MA'AM...
242
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,689
...Chicago's most exclusive
men's club.
243
00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:46,793
With the membership comes--
Hold on to your green card.
244
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--luxury boxes at WrestleMania...
245
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:54,033
...free use of a classic Dodge,
when it's working...
246
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:58,538
...and a key to the Big 'Uns
reading room in my garage...
247
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...when we get the bowl unclogged.
248
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,345
Well, Mr. Bundy,
as tempting as your offer sounds....
249
00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:12,418
Yeah, you've said a mouthful.
250
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,521
Well, I'll be going.
251
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:19,893
Don't bother to get the elevator.
I'll just jump out the window.
252
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,794
Don't land on the Porsche.
253
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,764
What does he got that I don't have?
254
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:27,634
We're both virile men
in the prime of our lives.
255
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,836
Except he's not saddled
with a lazy wife...
256
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,071
...worthless kids,
a prostate like a melon...
257
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:35,708
...and worst of all,
I sell women's shoes.
258
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:39,345
Shoes? You sell shoes?
259
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:43,783
-Yeah, right next to an aerobics studio.
-Did you hear that, Ramon?
260
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,552
He sells shoes.
261
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,721
There's not a shoe store
within miles of here.
262
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:51,691
Yeah, you never buy us shoes.
263
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,595
Do I not leave the curtain open
when I change?
264
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:59,032
That's not shoes. We want shoes.
265
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:03,136
We wanna work out
next to the shoe guy.
266
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,772
Formerly known as Al.
267
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:10,610
Oh, and by the way, I was just joshing
about that melon thing.
268
00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:12,979
-We're getting shoes.
-Shoes.
269
00:20:13,146 --> 00:20:14,948
Shoes.
270
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:17,750
Okay. Okay, Bundy, you got me.
271
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,821
You shoe salesmen, you're so lucky.
You get all the women.
272
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:25,658
Luck has nothing
to do with it, Ramon.
273
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,594
You see, since the dawn of time...
274
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:32,699
...women and shoes have gone together
like alcohol and firearms.
275
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:36,836
Oh, sure, we men of the foot
might have a slight PR problem...
276
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:40,740
...but once you've tried shoe,
you never go back.
277
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,142
Who loves you, baby?
278
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,812
Whoa, wait a minute, now.
279
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:58,725
Gentlemen, would you prefer
a front or rear view?
280
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,693
What do you recommend?
281
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:05,064
Well, the rear view is fresh tonight...
282
00:21:05,398 --> 00:21:07,667
...but the locals swear by
the front, so....
283
00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:11,104
Two fronts, please.
284
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,940
Front it is.
285
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,110
-Hey, great work, Griff.
-Thank you.
286
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:20,146
-The place looks swank.
-Yeah, but we're not finished.
287
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,583
Next week, we put in zoom peepholes
and chin rests.
288
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,853
-Yes.
-Now you're talking.
289
00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:33,493
Gentlemen, to your holes.
290
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:38,131
-Oh, man.
-Coming through.
291
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,873
Oh, man, Al, are you checking out
that one in red?
292
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:49,842
Actually, no.
293
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:54,080
Could someone roll me to a hole?
294
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,450
Oh, sure, buddy.
295
00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:03,856
Oh, this is much better.
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