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Last February,
the stars of Married With Children...
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...TV's longest-running
original comedy...
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...celebrated their 200th episode.
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Tonight, you're invited to go backstage
and hang out with Ed O'Neill...
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...Katey Sagal, Christina Applegate,
David Faustino...
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...Amanda Bearse
and Ted McGinley...
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...as they look back at all-time greatest
moments on "My Favorite Married..."
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Hi, I'm Ed O'Neill here with the cast
of Married With Children.
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The question people
ask us most about the show is...
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...what are our favorite episodes
from the last nine years?
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Stick around
because tonight you'll find out.
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-What's your favorite, Ed?
-Yeah?
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I like the one where we--
The workbench.
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-That's a great one.
-When Ted and I--
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We had the workbench that came
in the mail and neither of us--
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-Yes.
-That made me laugh.
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Wow, you can almost hear
the Looney Tunes theme, can't you?
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All right, let me know
when I get all the way through.
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Okey-dokey.
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Plug us in, buddy.
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Al, don't you have too many things
plugged in already?
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Peg, the only experience you have
are with things that use batteries.
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Men know plugs.
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Plug us in, pal.
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Photo op.
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Wow, he hasn't moved
like that in years.
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Do you think Jefferson is stupid
enough to try and unplug him now?
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I'll save you, buddy.
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I guess he is.
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-I like the ones where I'm electrocuted.
-Me too.
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The other one I liked
was the security guard one, where I--
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-Bubba Smith.
-With Bubba Smith.
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-I play the security guard.
-The first with Bubba.
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The first one with Bubba was, I think--
For me, it was one of the best shows...
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...where, you know, Bubba
had been my rival in high school...
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...and we ended up going at each other
in the hallway of the school.
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There's the line, Bundy.
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The only way
you're taking this trophy...
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...is by getting past me.
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Come on, Bundy.
On the count of three.
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Three.
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Let's rock.
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I'm hurt real bad, you know.
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We will return to
"My Favorite Married..." in a moment.
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But first,
it's time to test your Bundy I.Q.
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The Bundys live
in Chicago, Illinois.
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But do you know
what their address is?
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We'll be back
with the answer after this.
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TV fans know the Bundys
live in Chicago, Illinois...
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...but only a true Bundyphile
knows their address.
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The answer is 9764 Jeopardy Lane.
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And now back
to "My Favorite Married..."
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And now back
to "My Favorite Married..."
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-What was your favorite episode?
-Well, I like the foodies.
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Actually, that was a two-parter
where we were in the grocery store.
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-The Bundys--
-You got run over.
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Yes. The Bundys move
into the grocery store in the summer...
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...because they don't have
air conditioning.
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Miss, excuse me.
I think you dropped something.
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Thank you, market dweller.
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Daddy?
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-What?
-Do you want anything?
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Yes, I have a strange yearning
for some melons.
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-And then they have the contest.
-The cart of death.
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Going through the aisles,
ripping out stuff.
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See, that's a fantasy,
to be able to go and destroy.
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-That was funny.
-The Beav was in that one.
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-The Beav was in that one.
-Right.
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Now for the rules. Whoever gets $1000
worth of food first, gets to keep it.
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Which, by the way,
is more than I'm getting for this gig.
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On your mark, get set, go.
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Come on, Peg. Come on, Peg.
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-Too cheap, honey, we don't need it.
-I know.
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Jefferson.
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Oh, my, God.
My contact. I've lost my contact.
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The problem with you, Al,
is you're just playing too much...
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…with Jefferson and Marcie
to pay attention to what you're doing.
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I'll just have to pay attention
for the both of us.
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Jefferson,
I've fallen and I can't get up.
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Marcie, where are you?
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What was your favorite, Dave?
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"Johnny Be Gone,"
which was a real-time episode.
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-Before your time.
-Before your time, Ted.
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The "Johnny Be Gone"
was the real-time show.
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We did it. It was 22 minutes.
It was act one, act two.
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And Al and Peggy
are trying to get to a restaurant.
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It was funny
because it was quick and moving.
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Give me the batteries.
I'm done with the car.
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-What are all those extra parts?
-Well, they're extra parts.
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You know, for Koreans or something.
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So typical.
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Over there,
solving the male child's problems...
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...while your daughter
takes the back seat.
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You should be used to that, Kel.
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I know there was a mix-up
in the maternity ward.
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Somewhere in a game preserve...
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...two orangutans are picking lice
off the head of my real baby brother.
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Al, talk to Kelly.
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How was your day?
You're standing in my light, Kelly.
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Daddy.
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You wanted advice,
I gave you advice.
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You didn't want any advice,
I left you alone.
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Now you want advice again.
Okay, here it is.
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I am not a monkey.
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We know, son.
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-Is my dress ready yet?
-For your body? No.
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I'll go check on it.
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Kelly, there were plenty of parties
I wasn't invited to when I was a kid.
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There's a mystery.
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Here's another one.
What the hell's holding that towel up?
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My other favorite is the one
where Santa Claus...
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...is supposed to parachute
down into the mall.
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There's the Piper Cub,
coming out of the clouds now...
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...and Santa just made the jump.
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What a beautiful free fall.
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Wow, look at him fly.
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Why is he flapping his arms
like that?
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Santa's chute
doesn't seem to be opening.
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Oh, he's being blown off course.
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Our cameras have lost him.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we don't know where he is.
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-They have sex, I get electrocuted.
-The roof show.
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-"Who'll Stop The Rain."
-I said, "It smells like ham in here."
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-That was fun.
-We electrocute you.
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How many more holes
did you put in the roof...
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...by walking on it
in spiked golf shoes?
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Oh, and by the way, honey,
this time on your way down...
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...you took out our TV antenna.
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I'm sorry, Peg, but I needed
something to break my fall.
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Since there was no live wire
or your neck handy...
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...I grabbed the first thing
that hit my face.
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-You know, our reception is shot to hell.
-Well, I'm sorry, Peg.
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Had I known you wanted
to watch Dallas tonight...
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...I'd have put my hands
behind my back...
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...and slalomed headfirst
onto the patio.
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-Are you ready to give up yet?
-I am not.
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It so happens that I have
three unbroken bones yet.
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I'll see you all--
I'll see you all drown before I quit.
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-Good night, Peg.
-Good night, honey.
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Turn out the light.
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Oh, and be careful, Al.
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God, it smells like ham in here.
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"My Favorite Married..."
will continue in a moment.
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It's time once again
to test your Bundy I.Q.
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Peg met Al Bundy
while attending Polk High.
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But what's the name of the county
where she grew up?
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We'll have the answer after this.
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Question: What's the name of
the county where Peg grew up?
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The correct answer
is good old Wanker County, Wisconsin.
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And now, back to
"My Favorite Married..."
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And now, back to
"My Favorite Married..."
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-Best job on television.
-Christina, you're very quiet.
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-What's your favorite show?
-Well, you guys are so entertaining.
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-Aren't we?
-What's your favorite?
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I have a lot of them,
but one of my favorites...
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...was "Kelly Does Hollywood: Part 1,"
when I had all my girlfriends there.
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That was a good one.
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Am I on yet? Am I on yet?
Is that me?
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Today's topic: Cute butts
and the men they're attached to.
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Cyndy?
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Who do you think
has the cutest butt?
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I do.
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No, we're talking about men's butts.
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Mel Gibson.
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Lethal Weapon, oh, my God!
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Okay, okay, okay.
Girls, now, let's get serious.
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Two, three, four.
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Serious.
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Okay. Now it's time
for my favorite part of the show.
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We're gonna talk about girls
that we don't like.
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The Vital Social Issues 'N Stuff
with Kelly slut of the week is--
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Two, three, four.
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Slut.
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Thank you. --is Vicki.
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Now, not only is Vicki too cheap
to give $1.50 to be on the show...
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...but she also borrows clothes
and doesn't give them back.
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And if she does, she doesn't give
them back with the hanger.
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-She's trash.
-She's dirt.
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She gave me this perm.
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So for all these things...
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...we all give you, Vicki,
a big get-a-yeast-infection salute.
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So, what do you think?
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I liked the pirate show.
That was, by far, my favorite one.
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It was so much fun. Best set we've had,
don't you think, so far?
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Hey, Fluvio.
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Boy, I sure would like some of that.
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What is it?
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'Tis the cabin boy-girl, sir.
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Oh, I am smitten
by that boyish kitten.
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Ahoy, cabin boy.
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I am strangely attracted to you
and your dubious sexuality.
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And I to you
and your easy, pretty-boy manner.
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So let me remove all doubt
and prove to you that I'm no boy.
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How?
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I like the other one,
where you were with the aliens.
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That was the one
where Al, actually...
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...really almost won
at the very end, didn't he?
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-Yeah.
-Become a winner--
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But there was no film
when he's shooting the aliens.
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You guys mind if I take your picture?
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Say "millions."
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Whoa, aliens!
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Guys, just one more thing.
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You sure you don't want the redhead
for your intergalactic zoo?
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I don't blame you.
Well, live long and prosper.
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I know I will.
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It's fun when you get the giggles
really bad.
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The network doesn't appreciate it...
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...because the tape's rolling
and it's costing money.
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You know, they raised the Christmas
platter at Denny's 50 cents...
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...and so we had to go
to The Spud Hut for--
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The giggles are when you--
We're trying to do something...
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...just do our stuff,
and we can't stop laughing.
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And we can't get past a certain point.
You just can't stop laughing.
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-Remember when J.J.--?
-J.J. with Joe Piscopo?
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Oh, yeah, that was so funny.
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It's a real
show-business sound stage.
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Daddy, a real show-business
security guard.
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I'll handle it, pumpkin.
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Sorry, folks, this set is off-limits.
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How did you get by
the guard at the gate?
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Well, they were busy frisking
Joe Piscopo.
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What? Piscopo's here again?
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Now what are we gonna do?
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Sorry, folks, this set is off-limits.
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How did you get by?
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Daddy, a real show-business
security guard.
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I'll handle it, pumpkin.
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Sorry, folks, this set is off-limits.
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How'd you get by
the guard at the gate?
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There's more to come
on "My Favorite Married..."
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Get ready for our final
Bundy I.Q. test.
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Everyone knows Al Bundy
is a shoe salesman.
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Do you know the name of his store?
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For bonus points, name the mall
where the store is located.
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We'll return with the answers
after these messages.
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Okay, Married with Children fans.
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What's the name of the shoe store
where Al works?
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The answer is
Gary's Shoes & Accessories.
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And the bonus question,
what mall is the store located in?
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The answer, the New Market Mall.
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And now we return
to "My Favorite Married..."
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And now we return
to "My Favorite Married..."
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It's crazy when you think how many
guest stars have been on our show.
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What's your favorite guest star
so far?
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-Who's the funniest?
-I liked Vanna White.
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-Vanna was really sweet.
-Vanna was so nice.
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Hi, beautiful.
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Hi, baby.
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Just soda. It'll dry soon
and leave a little stain.
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God, you're a pig.
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I love it. I want you, Al.
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Travel the world with me.
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Make love to me
the way that only you can.
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-Excuse me, I--
-Get out!
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-You have a lovely home.
-Yeah, right.
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Enough meaningless girl small-talk.
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Tell her about the legend
of Al Bundy.
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Tell them about O.C.D.
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One Cool Dude.
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Al, you have a disgusting piece
of cheese on your chin.
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Everything tastes better
from Al's mouth.
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Catch me, Bud,
I think I'm gonna faint.
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Okay, Kel.
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I'll put this as plainly as I can.
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I've still got the hots
for the big lug...
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...and I want to buy him from you.
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It was fun having Sam.
Sam was fun.
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Sam Kinison. He was great.
That was fun.
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Remember the day--?
He didn't arrive one day?
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So the next day,
he felt so bad he sent...
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-Belly dancers.
-...belly dancers and had lunch catered.
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Yeah. He gave us all nightsticks,
didn't he?
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Yeah. And that was my first episode.
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I thought it was always
like that around here.
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Hey, buddy, you all right?
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Come on, let's get up.
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There you are.
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You're okay.
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You're gonna be fine.
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Well, thanks, buddy.
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-Who are you?
-I'm a guardian angel.
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Matter of fact,
I'm looking for an Al Bundy.
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-Do you know an Al Bundy?
-I'm Al Bundy.
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No!
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What are you doing to me?
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Just gotta give me a minute
with this, Bundy.
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I thought I was here
to save a human soul.
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Make a wish. Anything off the top
of your head. Just say it.
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Make my Christmas lights work.
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Hey, that's amazing.
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You are an angel.
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Can I have another? You're
supposed to get three, aren't you?
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Hey, don't be a wish pig, Bundy,
all right?
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-You wanted three wishes, get a genie.
-Just give me one more.
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Turn the lights back off
and give me the Hee Haw girls.
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I've been-- I've been sitting around
waiting for them to die myself.
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Bundy, we're gonna take a little trip.
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Just like you wondered,
I'll show you what it would be like...
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...if you'd never been born.
Let's party.
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Peg, it's me...
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...and my angel.
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She doesn't know you're there, Bundy.
Just like when you're having sex.
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It's Daddy.
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-Oh, family.
-Oh, Daddy.
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Dear heart.
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Well, how about joining me
in a "Whoa, Jablonski"?
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Whoa, Jablonski.
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What do we do next?
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Go back in time to the day
I should have been conceived...
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...and watch my father
invent the condom?
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I'm sorry, Bundy, I failed you.
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I was supposed to show you why you should live
and I can't think of one darn reason.
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I guess I'll never get my wings now.
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God, I'm depressed.
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Well, that's better.
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Well, there you have it.
Our favorite episodes.
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We hope you had as much fun
watching them as we did making them.
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-Good night, everybody.
-Good night.
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