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Bud, you said tonight
was going to be special...
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...but all we've done
is watch bass fishing.
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April, this is special.
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This is Bassapalooza.
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Okay, I admit it.
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I had another reason
for asking you here tonight.
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Will you go with me
to the spring formal at Trumaine?
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-That'll be great.
-You don't have to apologize.
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I don't even know why--
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-You'll go?
-Yeah.
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Well, why?
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Bud, I've liked you from the first time
you walked up to my window...
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...at Mrs. D'Arcy's bank.
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You weren't one of those jerks
who carries quarters...
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...in their front pocket
just to impress me.
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How immature.
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One thing, though. Do not tell
Mrs. D'Arcy about the dance.
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Friday she's giving me
my final teller-trainee exam.
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If she hears I'm gonna ditch it,
she'll kill me.
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I won't say a word.
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-See you on Friday?
-Yeah.
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I did it, Buck. I got a date, boy.
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You call that a date?
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Meet me and the Johnson's schnauzer
behind the 7-Eleven tonight...
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...and I'll show you a date.
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Daddy, thank you for a great meal.
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Yep, I love the Beef Bistro.
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How many places are left
if you don't want the vegetable...
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...they substitute another steak?
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Now, Al, don't go to sleep.
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You know our deal.
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When you get beef, I get beef.
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Peg, when you get beef,
I get the heebie-jeebies.
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Mom, I have big news.
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I just asked April
to my spring formal.
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And she said no.
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Honey, you don't have to explain.
It's okay.
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What you need right now
is a nice hot cup of cocoa.
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Al, make the boy some cocoa.
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Well, I guess you're not getting
any cocoa...
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...but then again,
I'm not getting any beef.
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Mom, where you going?
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Upstairs to get
some Hamburger Helper.
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-This is Oliver Cole--
-And Mark Campbell.
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--here on the voice
of Trumaine College, W-H-I-P Radio.
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And for those of you on
the football team, that spells "whip."
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This is The Mark and Oliver Show...
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...where our motto is, "Together,
we're still not as fat as Rush Limbaugh."
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Now, remember, we're gonna be
giving away free limo service...
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...to this Friday's spring formal...
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...to the student with the most
pathetic reason for wanting it.
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You're on the air.
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-Yeah, this is Bud Bundy, I'm trying--
-Bud Bundy?
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We have our winner.
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Tune in Saturday for our informative
interview with Trumaine's new dean.
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Informative?
Hell, it's gonna be pure sleaze.
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We've dug up enough dirt
on this mystery man...
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...to make a luau pit
for Anna Nicole Smith.
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-We have?
-Yes. We have.
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Mark, you can't slander the dean
like this. You could get expelled.
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You're right. Where the heck would I be
without you, buddy? Thanks.
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Remember, folks, my partner Oliver
will be dissing the dean...
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...right after
the Trumaine basketball game...
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...featuring the debut of our Chechen
superstar center, Nickolai Pushkin.
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He's big. He's bad. He's a commie.
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Guess what. He's right here.
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Hey, Nickolai...
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...Mark didn't mean
anything by that commie crack.
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Guys, I need help.
I have painful female problem.
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I hear cranberry juice
will clear that little puppy right up.
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No, I mean,
I have trouble with girl I date.
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She is so cute.
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Such good teeth.
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-You said "teeth," right?
-Yes.
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Breasts are a dime a dozen.
Good teeth are hard to find.
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But I find out my girl
go to spring formal with other guy.
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What I should do?
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You should forget about her.
I mean, look at you, man.
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You're the biggest hunk in Chicago.
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You should be bagging more panties
than a clerk at Victoria's Secret.
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Or if you don't wanna be
popping penicillin for life...
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...you ask your special girl if she'll
go steady and hope she says yes.
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Oh, she will.
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Next time you see Nickolai,
he will be going steady with April.
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Later, radio dudes.
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Do they let everybody
into this country?
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Why, hello, Dean Rhoades.
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Hello, boys, I just heard your show.
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-You thought it was funny?
-Not remotely.
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Before I came here,
I looked up your grades.
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Now, that's entertainment.
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Look, this is gonna be my first
radio interview at this college...
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...and I don't want you future fry cooks
to screw it up.
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That's why I'm here.
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Well, that and the cheerleader tryouts
in the quad.
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So before they get
to the cartwheels...
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...I wanna give you the spontaneous
questions you'll be asking me.
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You want us to do a sham interview?
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We may only be students,
but we have principles.
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Me too. Never be late
for cheerleader tryouts.
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Oh, and it's windy too.
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All right.
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Say, "Toes."
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-Toes.
-Toes.
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Why toes?
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Well, in Wanker County,
that's where cheese comes from.
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That's our limo.
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April...
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...tonight you are my queen.
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And the man on the other side
of this door is our humble lackey.
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You're driving a limo?
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It was Marcie's idea.
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She promised I'd be rubbing
shoulders with major celebs.
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So far, it's just been a bunch
of horny college boys...
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...that think it'll help them get lucky.
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What a crock.
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-Does it work?
-Yep.
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Especially when they--
When they tip me to run out of gas...
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...just as a good Barry White song
comes on.
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Cool.
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April, tonight
I'm gonna sweep you off your feet.
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Thank you, Mr. D'Arcy.
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Hey, remember our deal.
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You won't tell Mrs. D'Arcy
where I was tonight...
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...and I won't tell her you slow-danced
with the homecoming queen.
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Where am I?
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Is the dance over?
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It is for you.
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Did I have a good time?
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Sure, if you consider
having one beer...
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...and passing out in the refreshments
a good time.
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Bud...
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...while you were hurling picante sauce
into the ficus...
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...Nickolai asked me to go steady.
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Nickolai Pushkin?
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The basketball player
with the huge feet?
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I knew I'd never have a shot
at going steady with you.
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You wanna go steady?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I do.
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So-- So, what do you say?
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I say...
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...before I commit to either of you
I need some time to think.
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Okay, I understand.
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We all have to be adults about this.
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By the way, Russians have tails,
you know.
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Look it up.
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Okay, boys, remember:
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Stick to my prepared questions
and you'll live to graduate...
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...and move back home
with your parents.
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Ready?
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This is Oliver and Mark,
live with Dean Rhoades.
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What up, collegians?
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So tell me, dean...
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..."how does it feel to be so powerful
and yet so damned good-looking?"
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Feels good. Feels damn good.
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April, before my post-game
radio program...
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...I must find a way to show you
how much you mean to Nickolai.
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Nickolai, you sent me flowers?
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
These flowers are from me, Bud.
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You see, the card reads,
"I love you truly."
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Not, "Nice kitty, rough tongue."
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Bud.
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April, I need to know.
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Do we go steady, or must I nail
many cheap sluts to forget you?
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April, I mean--
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April...
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...I need to know.
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Are we gonna go steady...
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...or must I watch many cheap sluts
on Baywatch to forget you?
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Well....
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There you are, young lady.
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You have been dodging my calls
since last night.
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Now, how do you explain
skipping the teller exam...
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...to go to a party with Bud?
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Well, I skipped the teller exam
to go to a party with Bud.
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Look, April, you cannot be
a successful banker...
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...if all you think about is men.
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You have to find yourself first...
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...and then you can look
for a boyfriend...
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...or Bud.
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Now, come with me,
I'll give you a makeup exam.
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Oh, my God, that's my ex-husband.
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That's Steve.
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For our next spontaneous question,
dean:
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"Was it your impressive résumé
that got you this job...
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...or your penetrating blue eyes?"
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It was a ragout of eyes and résumé,
with a dash of rapier wit.
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Please, I did some checking.
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Two months ago, you were
the chauffeur for the college president.
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How do you explain
your meteoric rise?
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That's not one
of the spontaneous questions.
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I don't suppose it had anything
to do with this picture you took...
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...of said president showing
his school spirit to the team mascot.
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This interview is over.
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Consider yourselves expelled.
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You will never
study in this town again.
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Steven Bartholomew Rhoades.
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Oh, no.
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I can't believe you are pushing
18-year-olds around.
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What will you do for an encore?
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00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:20,731
I think I'll look at our wedding photos
and try to find your breasts.
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00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,162
You're gonna have
to look pretty hard...
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...because they're hidden
under your gorgeous cousin's hands.
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You're not gonna let my ex
get away with this.
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Of course not. We're gonna go about
our lives as if none it happened.
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Hello, Starbucks?
You got any openings?
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00:14:37,195 --> 00:14:40,798
Yeah, well, in the '60s, we would have
protested this kind of injustice.
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You know, bar the doors.
Seize the mikes.
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Tear the roof off this sucker.
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What do you say, Mark?
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I'm not sure. I might have to go
to coffee school in the morning.
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That's a yes.
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Well, what are we waiting for?
To the airwaves.
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Honest students
and scum-sucking administrators.
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Two righteous bros have been
expelled just for exposing the truth...
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...which we have proof of.
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00:15:12,431 --> 00:15:15,601
So we have liberated this station
and we will broadcast non-stop...
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...until they are back in school...
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...and ex-limo flunky Steve Rhoades
admits he's a weenie.
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Steve Rhoades,
give in to our demands now.
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The students have been mobilized.
You are surrounded.
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So these are your radicals?
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Odd.
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I don't hear anyone chanting,
"Attica, Attica."
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Attica! Attica!
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One guy.
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Don't worry. They will come.
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One guy.
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Shall we discuss the terms
of our surrender?
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No, Mrs. D'Arcy, this is my fight.
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Well, actually it's your fight,
I just stupidly got caught up in it.
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But I'm ready to take it.
I'm gonna light up these phone lines.
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That's great. That gives me time
to get a gas mask and a mocha latte.
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Students, faculty,
people whose radio dials are stuck.
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Let me quote for you the bylaws
of our besieged radio station.
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In article B, section two:
"Procedures for Binding Arbitration."
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00:16:42,638 --> 00:16:43,905
He's killing us.
239
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:46,207
Yeah, well, you should
see him on a date.
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00:16:47,205 --> 00:16:51,009
Why don't you stay here while I think
of a way to get our audience excited.
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Solid.
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I just don't know who to choose.
I mean--
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Nickolai, you're so strong...
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...and, Bud, you're so cute.
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Is Nickolai not cute?
246
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Oh, yes.
247
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And my body melts
from your searing kisses.
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--pursuant to FCC code 117-V,
paragraph six.
249
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But I don't have to tell you that.
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What about my kisses?
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They sear.
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You can ask anybody I've kissed.
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Ask--
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-Ask--
-Your mother?
255
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Let's do it, punk.
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I accept your apology.
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They have come.
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They have come.
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Get out of here.
What's the matter with you people?
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April.
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Before I met you...
262
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...a hot date was when my rubber woman
got her thigh stuck on the radiator.
263
00:17:59,644 --> 00:18:01,812
In Chechnya, we can't afford
rubber woman.
264
00:18:01,977 --> 00:18:05,147
We have to draw happy face
on inner tube.
265
00:18:06,910 --> 00:18:10,080
I don't blame you.
I've seen Russian women.
266
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As long as you say you're sorry.
267
00:18:19,012 --> 00:18:24,183
April, I'm 21 years old
and I've only had sex four times.
268
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You told me you've been involved
with hundreds of women.
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But they weren't real--
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--ly important to me. Like you are.
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Mr. Bud?
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Hey, you'll get your shot,
Hoop Dreams.
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April, please choose me.
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I'm tired of sitting home
Saturday nights...
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...moaning in two different voices
so my sister won't tease me.
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-Bud.
-What is it?
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We are on the air.
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Yes, you are.
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Of course.
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You've been listening
to Hot Talk With...
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-April.
-...April.
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If you'd like to keep this program
on the air, call the station...
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...or better yet, come down here
and get in Dean Rhoades' face.
284
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April, will you take some calls
for us here?
285
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You're on the air with April.
286
00:19:19,583 --> 00:19:24,254
Hi, my name is Sandy and I really
think you should choose Nickolai.
287
00:19:24,417 --> 00:19:27,020
Thank you. Next.
288
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Yeah, my name's Jill
and I think you should choose Bud.
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Thank you.
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00:19:37,651 --> 00:19:39,085
You're on Hot Talk.
291
00:19:39,251 --> 00:19:43,255
Yeah, hi. My name is Kelly Bundy
and I think you should choose Nickolai.
292
00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:50,988
Look, Nick, Bud,
I know you want my answer...
293
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...but it's such a hard choice.
294
00:19:53,424 --> 00:19:57,828
I mean, if I choose Nick, I would be
the envy of every girl in Chicago.
295
00:19:57,995 --> 00:19:59,864
If I choose Bud...
296
00:20:00,031 --> 00:20:03,000
...Nick would beat you
to a bloody stump.
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I wouldn't care.
298
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Oh, you would care.
299
00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:11,042
The people are with us.
We've raised their consciousness.
300
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Power to the people!
Power to the people!
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00:20:14,078 --> 00:20:16,414
Take off your shirt!
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00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:23,688
Well, guys, I think Mrs. D'Arcy
may just be right.
303
00:20:23,888 --> 00:20:28,192
I mean, maybe I need to find myself
before I find a boyfriend.
304
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-Do you understand?
-Perfectly.
305
00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:32,697
What did she say?
306
00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:35,466
She's dumping us both, man.
307
00:20:35,633 --> 00:20:38,202
-Let's go have a beer.
-Okay.
308
00:20:38,369 --> 00:20:42,406
But an O'Doul's for you, little friend.
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00:20:42,573 --> 00:20:46,377
Hot Talk! Hot Talk! Hot Talk!
Hot Talk! Hot Talk!
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00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:50,114
Well, it's working.
They're hanging the dean in effigy.
311
00:20:50,281 --> 00:20:54,385
That's not effigy.
They're really stringing him up.
312
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:59,056
I've decided, out of my own sense
of decency, to give into your demands.
313
00:20:59,223 --> 00:21:02,093
Mark and Oliver are back at school
and on the radio station.
314
00:21:02,259 --> 00:21:05,596
But you have not heard
the last of me.
315
00:21:06,564 --> 00:21:09,433
April, I heard what you said
about me being right.
316
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,303
So I guess this means
you want to be a banker?
317
00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:13,537
Not exactly.
318
00:21:13,704 --> 00:21:17,041
I wanna go to Trumaine
and work at this radio station.
319
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:19,210
But you've only done that
for five minutes.
320
00:21:19,377 --> 00:21:22,246
And look, I'm really good at it.
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00:21:22,413 --> 00:21:25,783
Fine. Then I'll just find someone else
to work under me.
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00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:28,552
Oh, Nickolai!
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00:21:33,591 --> 00:21:37,661
And the fact that Trumaine
is a land-grant college...
324
00:21:37,828 --> 00:21:39,964
...protects the station's
freedom of speech...
325
00:21:40,131 --> 00:21:42,733
-...along with assembly...
-Oliver. Oliver.
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00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:45,136
-...religion--
-Oliver, you can stop now.
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00:21:45,302 --> 00:21:47,238
Dean Rhoades has given in.
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00:21:47,638 --> 00:21:52,510
You mean, I did it. I won. I moved
them with my compelling oratory?
329
00:21:52,676 --> 00:21:54,812
Yeah, you're the man.
330
00:21:55,312 --> 00:21:56,647
Guess what else?
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00:21:56,814 --> 00:21:59,517
Our little radio station has found
an audience, my friend.
332
00:21:59,683 --> 00:22:02,052
You know what that means?
We are a hit.
333
00:22:02,686 --> 00:22:04,255
Well, this is great news.
334
00:22:04,422 --> 00:22:07,625
But now that we have power,
we must be careful not to abuse it.
335
00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:10,394
Oh, we won't.
336
00:22:11,061 --> 00:22:13,464
-This is Mark Campbell.
-This is Oliver Cole.
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00:22:13,631 --> 00:22:15,232
And this is April Adams.
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Tune in tomorrow, when we'll make
surprise phone calls...
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00:22:18,636 --> 00:22:21,572
...to wives of professors
who sleep with students.
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00:22:23,274 --> 00:22:26,911
We have names.
We have numbers. We have...
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...arrived.
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