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Hey, Mom.
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Oh, Kelly, something horrible
has happened.
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Okay, don't worry, Mom.
I'm gonna call 911.
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Oh, my God, I forgot the number.
Oh, God!
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
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Oh, Kelly, it's okay.
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It's just that none
of my shows are on. Look.
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I turn to Oprah,
and I get Monster Truckin'.
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I turn to Phil,
and it's midget wrestling.
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And look, I turn to Richard Bey
and it's a wet T-shirt contest.
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Oh, wait a second.
That is Richard Bey.
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Who could have done this to me?
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Hi, Peg.
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How was Oprah?
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Oprah wasn't on today, Al.
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And she won't be on tomorrow
either, Peg.
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Why? Because I had
the cable company take her off. See?
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The "Guy Package"?
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With femme block.
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See, it's a new service
they offer men...
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...and some female tennis players...
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...who are tired of watching
girlie crap.
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See, Peg, it's my week off...
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...and I want to spend it
watching quality TV.
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You mean like monster movies,
jiggly shows and The Three Stooges?
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Certainly.
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And now, the exciting conclusion...
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...of the Centerfold Weed-Whacker
Murders, on The Guy Channel.
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That's it. I'm going over to Marcie's.
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Tell her I said:
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God, Daddy, you can really be
insensitive sometimes.
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I know. Keep it down, pumpkin.
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This is where the camp counselor sprains her knee
running away from the lizard king.
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She doesn't have any bandages
so she has to cut strips...
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...from her already too short skirt.
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Now, this is the part
I gotta ask you to leave, pumpkin.
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-Guy package, Dad?
-With femme block, son.
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Kelly, guess what?
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I've been chosen to be in a research
study about human behavior.
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So where do you fit in?
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Well, unlike you,
in the front seat of a car.
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That's another story.
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The point is, they're paying me
300 bucks...
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...which should earn me first-class
passage on the old Amber airlines.
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Yeah, like she's really knocking
down the door...
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...to see you again after your little
movie-theater-popcorn trick.
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Hi, Bud.
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-Hi, Kelly.
-Hi, Amber, what's up?
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Your mom needs her TV Guide.
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She says it's in the room
of broken promises.
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That would be in her bedroom. Okay.
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Amber, my sweet.
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It has come to my attention
I may have been a bit forward with you in the past.
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You mean like when you grabbed
my shirt and went:
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Yeah.
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And I was thinking that maybe
I could make it up to you this weekend.
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Your pants or mine?
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You're amazing. Where do you learn
this kind of behavior?
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No, you can't hide under
the tree stump.
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He can burrow.
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Don't you see? He's half mole!
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Well, anyway.
For your information...
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...a woman is more than a loose
assortment of body parts...
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...put here for your entertainment.
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We have minds too.
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Hey, guys. This is so funny.
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What a great idea. Look.
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Beverly Hills, 90,210.
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They must be really dumb.
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That far in the future
they're still in high school.
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Look, Amber. I do respect your mind.
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I'd just respect it even more if it would
bounce gently when you walk.
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Smooth.
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Kelly, what am I missing?
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Why don't we make this quicker
and talk about what you've got.
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-Okay. Well, then, what have I got?
-Nothing. See how quick that was?
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Oh, God.
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Save me, Al.
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I walk in the door after a hard day
of billiards and what do I see?
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Peggy and Marcie sitting on the couch
watching, on Oprah...
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..."Women Who Support Men."
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Where do they find these losers?
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-You got anything to eat?
-Check the traps.
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Hey, Al, you know,
I've always been meaning to ask you...
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...what does this switch do?
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I don't know.
Get over here and sit down.
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-That's your problem.
-What?
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You don't know how to relax.
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What the hell does that switch do?
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Jefferson?
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See what happens
when you pull this blue wire.
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Two-point-six billion men on the planet
and we didn't marry any of them.
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Come on, Al. Call an electrician.
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I will not.
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Just because someone
calls himself an electrician...
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...doesn't mean he knows any more
about electricity than the average guy.
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Just as I thought.
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Mr. Bundy, I'm Sandy.
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Welcome to our study
on human sexuality.
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We're exploring
your deepest desires...
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...in our cybersex experiment.
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We are?
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Well, if that's okay.
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Because some people are shy and--
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Aren't we an eager beaver.
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Now, I have something
for you to put on.
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Well, no need.
I'm already wearing one.
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I think we're a tad confused, Bud.
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You see, you will be wearing this
as you enter a world of virtual reality...
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...and based on your answers
to our survey...
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...we will create
your ideal sexual experience.
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I see. I see.
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So technically speaking,
who will I be boinking?
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Your image of the perfect mate.
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That shouldn't be a problem.
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But who's gonna hold the magazine?
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Okay, one more wire
and we'll be all hooked up.
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We're hooked up.
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This is Dr. Kessler.
He created this experiment.
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Dr. Kessler, this is Bud Bundy.
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Look, Dr. Kessler,
I don't mean to doubt...
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...your little pleasure pouch here.
But, see, you're dealing with a guy...
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...who's had the real thing more times
than there are stars in the sky.
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Well, there are more than four stars
in the sky, Mr. Bundy.
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Once you get away from the city
and you can....
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We'll monitor his vital signs
from the next room.
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I have a feeling
it could get ugly in here.
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Doc, the point is...
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...nothing can duplicate
the real thing.
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I mean, there's not a machine
that can actually re-create--
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Excuse me, while I kiss the sky.
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Oh, big surprise. I'm alone.
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My perfect mate is myself.
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Last time I tell the truth
on a sex survey.
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-Amber?
-Surprised to see me...
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-...in your fantasy, Bud?
-No.
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No, not at all.
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I mean, it is my fantasy.
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So now what do we do?
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We have sex.
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We do?
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You mean just like that?
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None of that pretending to respect you
or other junk...
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...women devote entire magazines to?
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Nope.
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Do with me what you will.
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Oh, I recognize this. It's foreplay.
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Either that or he has a spastic colon.
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Oh, baby, what you do.
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Yeah, it's his colon.
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Let's get a second opinion.
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Hey, Bruno.
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What does this look like to you?
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Looks like I'm gonna need
a bigger mop.
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-Jefferson?
-Yeah?
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See what happens when I do this:
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Good. So we got power upstairs.
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You know, I bet we could teach them
to smoke cigars and ride tricycles.
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Al, are you ready to call
an electrician?
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I will not. I'm gonna find out
what this darn switch does...
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...if it kills me and Jefferson.
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Our secret weapon.
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Now we'll get to the bottom
of this, Peg.
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Let's do it.
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Bob Rooney? He's a butcher.
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Hence the genius of it.
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00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:17,030
You see, he owns the entire Time Life
series on household wiring.
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Actually, Al,
I don't have those anymore.
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My wife made me send them back.
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Not before you read them
in the john, right?
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Do you know me, or what?
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Okay.
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-Tell us where the circuit box is.
-Outside.
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Thank God for Bob Rooney.
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We could have been inside for days.
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Guys, please call an electrician.
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We will not!
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I don't know.
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Maybe I was too hard on Bud
the other day.
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I mean, he is sort of cute,
don't you think?
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Well, yeah, in a crypt-keeper
kind of a way.
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Look, Amber,
I know that he really likes you.
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Well, maybe I should
give him a break.
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Oh, hi, Bud.
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I've been thinking about your
invitation, and I'm free Friday.
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Oh, good. Good.
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You can spend it
hanging with Mr. Cooper.
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As for me, I'm kind of busy.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
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-In your dreams.
-Yeah, you betcha.
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Al, there is not an eyebrow
left among you.
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-Please call someone.
-I will not.
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All we have to do, Peg, is find out
where the last few of these wires go...
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...and I can start my vacation anew.
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What about Bob Rooney?
You know, he's been missing for two days.
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Bob Rooney's not missing.
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-Right, Bob Rooney?
-Right, Al.
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He's in the wall.
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-He is stuck in our house, Al.
-Like he's the only one.
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Hey, good news, Al.
Griff thinks he's traced the problem. Here.
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-Hold this dead wire while we go to the basement.
-Alrighty.
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Odd.
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I see my entire life
flashing before my eyes.
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And that only happens right before--
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Hey, Daddy, we need to talk.
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What's that smell?
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Some hair. Some skin.
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-What's up?
-It's Bud, Dad.
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He hasn't showered in four days.
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He disappears at night and he has no
interest in the opposite sex anymore.
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And the problem is?
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Daddy, he's like that
and he's not even married.
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Pumpkin...
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...if there was something up with Bud
don't you think I would know it?
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Son, are you okay?
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Oh, yeah.
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See? Father always knows best.
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Now, excuse me. There's two guys
in the basement I've gotta kill.
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Hey, Bud. What's in the box?
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Just some old things
I don't need anymore.
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Your porno magazines
and your rubber dolls.
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Okay, Bud, I don't understand.
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First you blow off Amber.
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The only woman who's ever touched you
without saying, "Excuse me, sonny."
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And now this?
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Look, Kelly. I don't need Amber, okay.
I have her.
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Dr. Kessler introduced me
to cybersex...
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...and I can create Amber
any time I want.
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But she's not the real Amber.
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She's better.
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She does what I want,
whenever I want it.
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This is the breakthrough men have been waiting for
since the beginning of time.
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You know what? It looks like
you and your cross-legged...
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..."let's talk," gift-expecting...
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...ordering-the-most-expensive-thing-
on-the-menu, "what about me?"...
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...bimbo sapiens
are about to be made obsolete.
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Amber, yes.
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Excuse me.
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Aren't you the world-famous
Dr. Keebler?
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Kessler.
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And you are?
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Dr. Von Bundy.
I specialize in nuclear dentistry.
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I've never heard of that department.
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Well, it's a top-secret program
between the CIA and Crest...
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...but, anyway, enough about me.
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Tell me about your work.
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Well, I first began
my sexual-behavior studies...
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...10 years ago
on the lower primates.
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That's these disks here.
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With my more recent experiments
I've moved up the evolutionary ladder.
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Somewhat.
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I see. Fascinating.
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So scientifically speaking:
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Yes, well, my goal is to prove that the
human male's psycho-sexual needs...
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...can be fully satisfied
with my machine.
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Thereby eliminating
the embarrassment of rejection.
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Do you really think
that you can make this obsolete?
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Would you care to discuss this
over a moonlit stroll?
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But I have a patient...
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...who is now on autopilot.
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Yes.
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That's the spot.
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You know what I like.
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You bet I do.
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Hey, what happened?
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Enjoy, big boy.
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Oh, God! Oh, God!
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Oh, God! Oh, God!
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Good going, Al.
You have wrecked the house...
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...Jefferson and Griff now look like
fried green tomatoes...
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...and you still don't know
where that switch goes.
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Have you anything at all
to say for yourself?
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Al...
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...bake me.
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-Good night, kids.
-Good night.
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-Good night, Bob Rooney.
-Night, Al.
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You shake it.
Yeah, you shake it, baby.
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That's the Bud I remember.
Good job, Kelly.
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Yeah, well, I can't take all the credit.
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Yeah, yeah, you.
Yeah, you're the one. Yeah.
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That's it.
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You shake that booty, baby.
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You know what I like.
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Al, you better not be fooling
with that switch again.
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I'm not, pookie.
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What the hell does this thing do?
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Man, I gotta find out
where the switch to this light is.
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