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Today on Oprah:
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Qualified experts speak rationally
about relevant social issues.
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What?
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Just kidding. Today's topic:
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Sluts who hang out at 7-Eleven.
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Congratulations, Peggy.
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Happy 25th wedding anniversary.
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How do you do it?
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Well, I don't.
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Well...
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...I do,
but only after Al goes to sleep.
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To tell the truth, Marcy...
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...I don't think Al knows
that today is our anniversary.
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Well, I hope you're not planning
anything special for him.
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Of course I am.
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I'm getting him the sweat socks that
Michael Jordan wore in his last game...
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...signed and unwashed, for $500.
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Now why would you go
to all that trouble...
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...when you know
he's not getting you anything?
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Because then I will own him.
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I will have something to lord over him
for the rest of his...
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...hunched-over, minimum wage-earning,
fat lady-pleasing, shoe-selling life.
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Well, at least you are going to get one
great anniversary present because...
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...I am taking you to one of Chicago's
finest massage and beauty spas.
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Antoine's Under the El.
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I bought the all-day
soak and poke package.
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A massage?
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Well, I don't know, Marcy.
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You know, I' m not comfortable taking
my clothes off for total strangers.
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They'll be men.
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What are we waiting for?
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Oh, it took forever for them to leave.
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Yeah, but much like a 'roid,
they come back with a vengeance.
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That's one thing I learned
from my first 800 years of marriage.
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Well, where'd you hide Peggy's gift?
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In a place she'd never think to look.
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Diamond necklace.
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All part of my master plan
to avoid having sex with the wife.
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See, first I take her to Denny's.
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She stuffs herself
so full of popcorn shrimp...
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...she lists to one side.
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And just before she's ready to belch,
"I love you"...
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...I lay this on her.
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Between the combination of shrimp,
necklace...
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...and the NyQuil Mickey
I'll be slipping in her piña colada...
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...she'll be unconscious...
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...I'll be home
watching midget wrestling...
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...and the only hand down my pants
will be my own.
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Dad, I got a problem.
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We were out walking Buck
when we ran into old Mrs. Stewart.
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And she was wearing her
yellow rain slicker...
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...and I guess Buck must have thought
she was a fire hydrant.
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So, in a butt-shell...
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...here is your cleaning bill
and a court date.
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Daddy, what's wrong with Buck?
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Well, now, kids, come here.
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I never thought I'd be having
this conversation, because frankly...
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...I didn't think
I'd still be alive on this...
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...my 40,000th anniversary.
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But it's time we all faced facts.
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Buck's getting old.
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Is he gonna die?
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Yes.
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Go play.
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What?
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Kelly...
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...what Father Teresa
is trying to say...
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...is that just because
Buck is getting old...
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...it doesn't mean
he's gonna die immediately.
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The important thing
is that you just treat him...
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...like any other member of the family
when they get old and senile.
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Oh, you mean steal their food
and mix up their medicine.
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I don't want Buck to get old and senile.
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Pumpkin, sweetheart, let me explain
the aging process to you.
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I, too, was a young man.
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Oh, no.
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Young enough to score four touchdowns
in a single game.
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Then darkness cast
her giant red shadow over the land.
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It was...
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...the wife age.
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And he thinks I'm getting old.
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I never wanted children.
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I wanted to just
work on car engines...
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...and make kissing sounds
when women walked by me.
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The wife never shared my dream.
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I've got to prove to him
that I'm not senile.
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I know. I'll bury a bone.
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That'll show him.
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Now if I can just find a bone.
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Oh, excuse me, madam.
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There's a bone.
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Now to take it to the back yard.
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Will you stop following me?
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Twenty-five years?
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How can that be?
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I was just in high school.
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Why? I didn't do anything wrong.
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So this is how women
who didn't marry shoe salesmen live.
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And it only gets better.
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We're starting with the Tibetan
sensuous massage with cactus fronds.
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Is that good for you?
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Oh, it's great.
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It takes off the first four layers
of dead skin.
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Well, what if your skin isn't dead?
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It will be.
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Mrs. D'Arcy.
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-How lovely to see you again.
-Oh, Sven.
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This is Peggy.
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Peggy, Sven is mine.
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Chance, your masseur,
will be with you shortly.
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Mrs. D'Arcy,
are you prepared to be pricked?
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Am I.
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Oh, Chance?
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No, I'm Dave. I'm straight.
And I run the gift shop.
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Hi. I'm Peggy. I'm celibate
and it's my 25th wedding anniversary.
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Anniversary? No.
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I would have thought
it was your 25th birthday.
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I'll take five.
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I haven't shown you anything yet.
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Oh, yes, you have.
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Well, then, why don't
we just step into my office.
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Well, I guess I could do that
for a minute.
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I'm waiting for my cactus treatment.
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Oh, Peggy...
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...now, I may be way out of line here...
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...but I feel that your skin
is much too delicate...
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...to be subjected
to the cactus smacking.
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Now, I have a toner here...
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...than can produce that same rosy glow
without the pain.
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And it's only $50.
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Mrs. Bundy, I'm Chance.
Your masseur.
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Are you ready to join your friends
in pleasure?
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Hold your fronds, Chance.
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Only $50, you say?
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You're a bad boy.
Bad boy.
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Buck, don't you know you're not
supposed to track mud into the house?
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No problem.
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Next time I'll just fly around the room
until my paws dry on their own.
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Kids...
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...look what Daddy rented for $8.
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Did it come with the matching
Urkel glasses?
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Laugh all you want.
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Shut up.
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Now...
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...with the money I saved...
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...I was able to buy your mother...
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...this.
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A hairy Abba-Zaba?
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All right, kids.
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Where's your mother's necklace?
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We don't know, Dad.
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I had it in a white box
with a red ribbon around it.
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Odd.
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I buried a white bone
with a red ribbon around it.
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I put it right there
under that cushion.
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This won't look good
on the old résumé.
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Okay, I'll just go dig it up
and put it back where I got it.
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How easy is that?
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What am I looking for?
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Pardon me, sir.
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All right,
let me explain something to you kids.
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If I don't get that necklace,
then I can't give it to your mother.
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If I can't give it to your mother...
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...then I have to give it
to your mother.
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And if I have to give it
to your mother...
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...I'm going to give it to you.
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Well, another mystery solved.
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I think someone owes someone else
an apology.
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Wait a sec, Dad.
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Is that the ribbon from the box?
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Well, that's the ribbon.
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But the necklace is still gone.
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I'm going invisible now.
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There. I'm invisible.
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Damn ribbon gave me away.
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-Dirt-eating mutt.
-Buck, you gotta find it.
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-I knew you were a bag of bones.
-Find it.
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Whoa, people, one at a time.
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You moron, fleabag,
pitiful excuse for a dog.
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Where is that necklace?
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-I don't think he's gonna tell us, Dad.
-Why not?
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He's a dog.
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Oh, Buck, come on.
Find the necklace, boy.
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This is going nowhere. I look in his
eyes, all I see the other side of the yard.
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We're just gonna have to
start digging.
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Dad, he's not even dead yet.
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For the necklace,
you cartoon character.
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Okay, let's see what we've got.
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The Margaret Chow chin wrap...
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...the Rosewood paddle fanny toner...
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...and the Tommy Lee Jones
crater spackle.
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Which comes to $300.
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But for you, Peggy...
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...I'm going to take off 15 percent.
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Then add 15 for gratuity...
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...which brings us to--
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Let's just round this off to $300.
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How do you people
make any money?
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Mrs. Bundy, it's getting late.
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It's time for your Mexican pepper facial
and spine pull.
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Very refreshing.
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Hey, look. Here's 5 bucks.
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Go get yourself some pogs.
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Gee, thanks, Mrs. Bundy.
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All right, Dave, show me more.
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What's in that bag?
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Oh, that's just my lun--
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New line of cosmetics.
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Oh, but it's only for celebrities.
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What's your favorite TV show?
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Oprah.
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What a coincidence.
Oprah uses this line.
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Oh, please, I must have that.
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Oh, and so you shall.
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Stupid, useless,
meat by-product of a dog.
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You think he could at least be decent
enough to help the people who love him.
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Daddy, don't be mad at him.
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I mean, I'm sure he feels bad
in his own sort of way.
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Buck, come into the light.
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Daddy?
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-Hey, hey, I think I hit something.
-That's my foot.
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No, not that.
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This.
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What is it?
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It's either the fruitcake that Grandma
Wanker gave us last Christmas...
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...or it's the black box
from my wedding night.
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How pathetic...
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...a grown man burying things
in the back yard.
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Bud?
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Bad dog.
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-Bad, bad dog.
-All right now, kids.
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Now, can we focus on my shame?
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We've got to find this necklace.
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Come on, Buck,
you know where it is.
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Just show us what you got, boy.
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Buck, come into the light.
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It's all goodness and love.
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Mommy?
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Plum essence eye toner...
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...the albacore and mayonnaise
pore rejuvenator...
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...and the Famous Amos facial disk.
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She's done.
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I feel so wonderful.
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So relaxed.
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So paralyzed.
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You look 20 years younger.
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Then I'll live with it.
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Peggy, I can't lift my head any higher,
but I'm sure you look fabulous.
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You certainly smell good.
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Oh, yeah. That must be my
Baby Ruth body balm.
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Shall we go get Al's present?
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Can't. I spent all his money
on stuff for me.
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But it's no big deal.
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Maybe if I don't mention it,
he won't either.
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00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,670
-Let's go get dressed.
-By the by, Sven.
256
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,906
Will I be able to walk again?
257
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:23,743
When you look this beautiful,
the world will come to you.
258
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,747
Am I smiling?
I can't feel my face.
259
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,324
Look, Dad.
260
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,493
Dad, we've been digging for hours.
261
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,395
I don't think we're gonna find
the necklace.
262
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:45,331
No problem.
I've still got two plans.
263
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:50,837
Plan A, I drive to a jewelry store,
steal a necklace, shoot my way out...
264
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,973
...and get back here
before your mom gets home.
265
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,011
Mom's home.
266
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,415
Plan B, I lay down in the hole,
you cover me up with dirt.
267
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,225
What's that?
268
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,461
"Daddy, please don't kill yourself"?
269
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,330
Oh, well, maybe Peg forgot
about our anniversary.
270
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,533
I mean, it's not a topic
that'd be on Oprah or Geraldo.
271
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:25,705
I know, maybe if I don't say anything,
she won't.
272
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,875
But if she does, I can count on you two
to kill me, right?
273
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:31,177
You can count on us, Dad.
274
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:35,415
Good.
Then that's present enough for this...
275
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:38,618
...my 1-billionth anniversary.
276
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,601
Hi, Al.
277
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,303
Hi, Peg.
278
00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,706
You watching TV?
279
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,308
Yep.
280
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,613
Don't you think you should turn it on?
281
00:19:08,014 --> 00:19:09,549
Nope.
282
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,992
So, Peg...
283
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,195
...what'd you do all day?
284
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,831
Oh, nothing.
Went out with Marcy...
285
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:28,001
...spent a bunch of your money.
You know, same old, same old.
286
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,570
-What'd you do today?
-Oh, nothing.
287
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:33,640
Rented a tuxedo...
288
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,942
...dug up the yard.
289
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,779
You know, same old, same old.
290
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:48,288
Isn't it nice to have an absolutely
nothing-out-of-the-ordinary kind of day?
291
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,491
Yeah, I was just
thinking the same thing, Peg.
292
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:55,762
Happy Absolutely Nothing
Out of the Ordinary Day, Peg.
293
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:58,264
Back at you, Al.
294
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,968
Want to go upstairs?
295
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:05,004
Why not? I'm already dirty.
296
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,784
This isn't for anything special, right?
297
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:20,119
Oh, no.
298
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,188
I just thought that the best way...
299
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:25,391
...to end an absolutely
nothing-out-of-the-ordinary kind of day...
300
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,627
...was by doing absolutely nothing.
301
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,196
I agree, Peg.
302
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,302
I found it.
I found the necklace.
303
00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,704
I didn't bury it.
304
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,706
It was in my bowl.
305
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:44,110
Odd, no one spotted it under
the two pieces of Kibble.
306
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:45,878
Oh, guys?
307
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,814
Guys?
308
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:52,285
Buck, don't tell me
you forgot our second anniversary.
309
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,087
Forget?
310
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,888
Why no.
311
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,058
Bibi.
312
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,327
Of course.
313
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:05,498
I didn't recognize your face.
I so rarely see this end of you.
314
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:13,840
Well, did you get me anything?
315
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,643
Did I get you anything?
316
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,811
Oh, Buck.
317
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:22,782
Oh, it's beautiful.
I'm so happy.
318
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:27,453
Great. Can I take you to a toilet,
buy you a drink?
319
00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:30,923
Oh, Bucky.
320
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,693
Do you wanna go upstairs?
321
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,996
After you, my dear.
322
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:44,270
Oh, Bibi. Now I remember.
323
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:48,808
And they call me senile.
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