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Disodium guanylate.
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Diacetyl tartaric acid.
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I don't feel good about this, Bud.
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I mean, I know we're mad at Dad for not
letting us have a party and everything...
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...but even he doesn't deserve this.
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This is cool
and unusable punishment.
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Desperate times
call for desperate measures, Kel.
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Now, just a little
pyridoxine hydrochloride...
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...and voilà.
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Snack mountain.
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Now, once Dad washes this down
with tonight's episode of Psycho Dad...
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...he'll say yes quicker
than you do on a first date.
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Sure hope you're right.
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Oh, good morning, kids.
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Gee, you guys are up early.
What time is it?
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Five p.m.
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Oh, darn,
I slept through my afternoon nap.
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So, what are you up to?
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Oh, just trying to bribe Daddy
into letting us have a party.
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You know, that could be tough.
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I don't think he's forgotten
the last one.
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You know, the nightsticks,
the sirens, the strip-searches....
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Not to mention what happened
after the police got here.
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Mom, a woman only turns 12 once.
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I'm much more of an adulteress now.
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So you think Dad'll go for it, Ma?
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Well, I don't know...
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...but at least you have his two favorite
food groups here. Greasy and salty.
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And to seal the deal,
Psycho Dad's on tonight.
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Yeah, for the sake of the party,
I hope he still likes the show.
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Who's that riding into the sun?
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Who's the man with the itchy gun?
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Who's the man who kills for fun?
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Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad
Psycho Dad
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Hi, Bud. Hi, Kelly.
Hi, couch monster.
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Anybody know what night it is?
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The night the rest of your body
secedes from your armpits?
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Peg, how do you think of those
and fight gravity at the same time?
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Anyway, tonight there's a very special
episode of the Dad on.
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He caught his wife and the schoolmarm
teaching his son housework...
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...but he's only got one cartridge left.
What does he do?
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What would any of us do?
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Dad, did you--? Did you notice
we made you some Psycho Dad vittles?
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Yes, a veritable coronary-copia
of your favorites.
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I'm sorry, but they were out
of the twice-fried gristle logs.
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You two are the best kids
any father accidentally ever had.
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Now, come on, beat it.
Psycho Dad's coming on.
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-When do we ask him about the party?
-Okay, as soon as Psycho Dad is over.
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-Okay.
-And now, ladies and gentlemen--
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Psycho Dad!
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--will not be seen tonight...
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...so we may present
the All Barbara Special.
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Stay tuned as Barbara Walters
interviews Barbra Streisand...
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...Barbara Bush,
and then Barbra Streisand again.
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No Psycho Dad?
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How can this be, Peg?
What moron is behind this?
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Who's the guy whose show is done?
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Whose TV hero's on the run?
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Who'll be watching VH1?
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Loser Al, Loser Al
Loser Al
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Marcie, I don't think
this is a very good time.
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Are you kidding?
This is a great time.
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My women's group finally helped
get Psycho Dad canceled.
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Canceled? You got it canceled?
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Indeed-y do.
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-Okay, now can we ask him?
-No.
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Why not?
The show couldn't be more over.
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Why, Marcie?
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Because Psycho Dad
was the most violent program on TV.
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Did you know that they portrayed
an average of 84 killings...
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...per one-hour show?
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Well, a man's got to reload.
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My point, earwig...
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...is that violence on TV
desensitizes people.
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Well, so does marriage,
and they haven't canceled that yet.
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Despite all my letters.
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And I don't want to hear any of that
politically-correct rooster poop...
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...that television is the cause
of all our problems.
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People don't act a certain way
just because it's on TV.
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You know, that's true.
Al watches a lot of sex on HBO.
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And Peg watches a lot of Models Inc.
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Al, violence has no place
on the streets or on TV.
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And we've got to start somewhere.
Today Psycho Dad, tomorrow...
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...everything else that men enjoy.
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Okay, now can we ask him?
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Are you for real...
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...or has someone switched you
with a pod from the planet Bimbo?
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And if so, are--?
Are there more like you?
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Hey, Al, what gives?
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Yeah. Yeah. Did they take off
Psycho Dad on your TV too?
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Oh, hey.
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Hey.
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Ranch style.
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Stand back, kids.
Huey, Dewey and Ewey are here.
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Men, listen up.
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They've canceled Psycho Dad.
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-What?
-Yes.
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And you know who's behind it?
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-Women?
-No.
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Marcie D'Arcy, chicken-at-large.
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Well, I say there's no way
we'll give up our Psycho Dad.
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-What can we do?
-We can write letters.
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-Well, real men don't write letters.
-They do to Penthouse.
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They got letters in Penthouse?
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Of course they have letters
in Penthouse.
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So you have something to do
right after you--
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Right after you--
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You finish reading the interviews.
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They got interviews in Penthouse?
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All right, come on, everyone, think.
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We're men. Let's use the power
of our giant manly brains.
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Ma, they've been like that
for hours now.
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Should we get the jumper cables?
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No need.
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I got it! We'll picket the TV stations.
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Once word gets out, men will come...
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...from every part of the country.
Men, gather the troops.
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This will be the biggest demonstration
Chicago has ever had.
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Yeah.
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-Hey, Al.
-Yeah?
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You remember that
letter-writing idea I had?
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Bring back Psycho Dad.
Bring back Psycho Dad.
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Bring back Psycho Dad.
Bring back Psycho Dad.
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Bring back the feeling in my feet.
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All right, take a two-minute break.
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-How long have we been here?
-Counting the break...
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...2 and a half minutes.
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Say, Al, don't think that
I'm not grateful...
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...for your dragging me out
of a warm pool hall...
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...to picket
on this balmy winter morn.
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But are you sure
that anyone is giving...
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...oh, say, a rat's patoot about this?
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Boy, you don't know anything
about America, do you?
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Its landscape
will be littered with frozen dead guys...
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...if we don't get the hell out of here.
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Well, for your information, ladies...
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...this country was founded
on the power of protest.
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From the Boston Tea Party
to the March of Dimes.
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The strong and the brave...
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...have always stood up
to make their voices heard.
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Well, Al Bundy, too,
will make his voice heard.
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I will stand, I will fight, I will--
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Boys, here comes the cops.
Ditch the signs.
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Well?
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Hey, Officer Dan.
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How's the wife and kids?
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Warm.
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Why aren't I?
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Well, if by that you mean...
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...what are we doing here, well, we....
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Tell him, Jefferson.
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Al made us come.
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-Thanks, Jefferson. Nice cover.
-Okay.
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Okay, boys,
let's head for the squad car.
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Aren't you even gonna search us?
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It's 13 degrees out here.
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I don't even care
what I've got concealed.
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Oh, come on, Dan. Give us a break.
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We're just protesting, that's all.
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Protest or no protest.
You just can't gather a--
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Psycho Dad?
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They took off Psycho Dad?
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Bring back Psycho Dad.
Bring back Psycho Dad.
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Bring back Psycho Dad.
Bring back Psycho Dad.
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I don't understand it. The press must
have gotten wind of this by now.
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-What could be keeping them?
-Polar bears, maybe?
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All right, a couple of more times
around and we'll take a few...
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...months off.
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Hey, look, I think I see
another protestor coming.
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Okay, snap to, boys.
Make him feel welcome.
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-Bring back Psycho Dad.
-Let your kids have a party.
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-Bring back Psycho Dad.
-Let your kids have a party.
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Bring back Psycho Dad.
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-Let--
-Hey now!
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Sergeant at Arms Ike...
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...eject the infidel.
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-Yeah, get him.
-Get him, Ike! Get him!
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Hey, Al, I've got an idea.
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Bob Rooney's got a heated garage.
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Yeah, and he's got the profile
of a manatee too. What's your point?
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Well, we could protest there
and be warm.
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Protest in Bob Rooney's garage.
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But how can we be sure our message
will reach the people?
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We'll leave our signs outside.
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Genius.
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Now, let's see. It's 40 degrees below
zero with 20 mile an hour winds.
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Who do we send outside today?
One of our many Aryan anchormen...
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...or the woman from a country
named after the equator?
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-You're on.
-Hi.
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This is Miranda Veracruz
de la Jolla Cardenal.
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And we are here live
outside the studios of WHBZ...
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...where some sort
of pro-violence demonstration...
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...was supposed to be held.
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But the only evidence
we could find is a crumpled copy...
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...of Penthouse Magazine...
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...and the name "Al"
mysteriously written in the snow.
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So once again,
it seems the joke's on me.
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This is Miranda Veracruz
de la Jolla Cardenal saying:
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I'd have that anchor job by now...
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...if I had just slept with Peter Jennings
instead of Andy Rooney.
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Hi, Daddy. How are you feeling?
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Well, let's see.
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I'm dead.
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Oh, good.
Now, what would you say if I told you...
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...that Bud and I got
Psycho Dad back on the air?
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You got Psycho Dad back on the air?
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You better not be kidding or you're
gonna have to outrun the Dodge.
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Rush Limbaugh
can outrun the Dodge.
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No, seriously, Dad, if we could get
Psycho Dad back on the air...
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-...would you let us throw a party?
-If you got Psycho Dad back...
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...on air, not only would I let you throw
a party, I'd provide the fake vomit.
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Well, break out the barf, Dad,
because we got Psycho Dad...
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...back on the air,
and it's on right now.
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But close your eyes first, Dad...
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...because there's a few minutes left
of Saved by the Bell, The Prison Years.
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And now, the return
of your favorite Western, Psycho Dad.
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Well, shut my mouth
and call me Mary.
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That is Psycho Dad.
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That is Psycho Dad.
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-What--? What's wrong?
-Just my stinking luck. It's a rerun.
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-A rerun?
-Yeah, yeah, I recognize this episode.
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This is the part
where he's gonna shoot his wife...
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...she ducks and he accidentally kills
President Lincoln instead.
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Damn women.
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That's no problem. I'll just fast-forward
the tape to the part you don't remember.
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Dad, we only did this
to make you happy.
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It wasn't to trick you
into letting us have a party...
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...or that nifty vomit thing
or anything.
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I knew it was too good to be true.
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-So can we have a party?
-Begone, children of the corn.
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Way to go, VCR Minus.
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Well, like they say in France,
comme ci, comme di.
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Al, turn on the TV. Psycho Dad's on.
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Yeah, and my wife and kids...
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...are just figments
of Stephen King's imagination.
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No, really. It's on the news.
He's holding a press conference.
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He is? He is. I knew he wouldn't
take this lying down.
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-Hey, I bet he got my letter.
-You wrote Psycho Dad a letter?
239
00:17:50,904 --> 00:17:53,306
Not actually a letter,
but I cut out some letters...
240
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:56,976
...from the newspaper
and taped it in, you know.
241
00:17:57,177 --> 00:18:00,213
Like the way Psycho Dad did
when he kidnapped the circuit judge...
242
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,816
...so there couldn't be no wedding.
243
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:08,455
I knew the Psychster
wouldn't let his biggest fans down.
244
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:14,027
Sure the cancellation was a shock.
I felt hurt, I'd been rejected.
245
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,996
I thought,
"Well, nobody cares anymore...
246
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:21,901
...about a simple saga
of a guy run amok in the old West."
247
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,604
The man's a freaking poet.
248
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:31,711
And while I was at my lowest,
this letter arrived.
249
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,547
Maybe that's my letter.
250
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,684
It came postage due.
251
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,353
It is my letter.
252
00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:48,127
I'd like to read it to you now.
"Dear, Syko Dad," spelled S-Y-K-O.
253
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:55,902
What? You try to find
P's and H's in USA Today.
254
00:18:56,102 --> 00:19:00,573
"Hi, my name is Al.
I'm just a regular Joe.
255
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:04,511
Sure I scored four touchdowns
in a game once.
256
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,685
But that's not the point.
The point is...
257
00:19:12,886 --> 00:19:16,289
...I like you, Psycho Dad,
I really, really like you.
258
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:20,059
No, not in that way.
259
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:23,096
So please don't let them
take you off.
260
00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:27,000
I beg you, fight this thing
like you would fight a varmint...
261
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:31,304
...or an ex-wife. Your friend, Al.
262
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:35,942
P.S., What does Barbara Eden
look like naked?"
263
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:40,213
-Barbara Eden?
-She's 1000.
264
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,416
I didn't mean now.
265
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,619
Ladies and gentlemen,
this letter has made clear to me...
266
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:51,558
...that if Psycho Dad elicits
this kind of response from the public...
267
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:55,528
-...there's only one thing I can do.
-Fight! Fight!
268
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,597
-Quit.
-What?
269
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,098
Yes, quit.
270
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:03,803
Quit, apologize, and renounce forever
the character of Psycho Dad.
271
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,439
If this is the kind of following
that I inspire...
272
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,709
...then I'm afraid I must stop leading.
273
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:13,713
However, since the network's
offering me big bucks...
274
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,349
...be sure to watch me
in my new show:
275
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:21,154
Lefkowitz, Special Education
Teacher's Aide.
276
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:22,956
Thank you.
277
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:28,761
And to you, Al,
goodbye and get help.
278
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:32,432
I can't believe Psycho Dad
would sell us out.
279
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,434
That's not Psycho Dad talking.
280
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:41,341
He doesn't use words like "character"
or "education" or "Lefkowitz."
281
00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:44,677
He's been brainwashed by people
like Marcie and her do-gooders.
282
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:47,413
Well, we've got
to think of something.
283
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:51,084
Use the power
of our giant manly brains?
284
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:53,586
No, that would take too long.
285
00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:59,826
Yeah. What would Psycho Dad do
if he were one of us?
286
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:04,831
He would.... He'd take some women
hostage and make them do laundry.
287
00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:07,033
No, Psycho Dad
don't have no laundry.
288
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:10,203
He's been wearing
the same Psycho suit for 7 years.
289
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,772
And now he's hanging it up for good.
290
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,608
Well, we can't just sit here
and let it happen.
291
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:21,014
What do you want us to do? We're not
going back to ice station Zebra again.
292
00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:25,051
No. I'm taking this fight to the place
that stands for liberty.
293
00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:29,055
-That stands for freedom of expression.
-The nudie bar?
294
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,197
No. Well, maybe first.
295
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:41,300
Then we're going
to our nation's capital.
296
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:45,605
Gentlemen, NO MA'AM
is going to Washington!
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