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I once was lost
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But now I'm found
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Was blind
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But now I see
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Who would like to say a few words
on behalf...
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...of our dear departed teammate,
Skippy?
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I would.
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Who's paying for this?
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Well, the corpse of honor.
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Where were we?
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-Saying something nice about Skippy.
-Why don't you do it, Al?
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After all, you're the one that found him
wedged in the bathroom stall.
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Oh, all right,
like I haven't suffered enough.
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Skippy was a pal...
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...and our center.
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And he was pound for pound the--
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Well, he's the fattest guy I knew.
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Hey, Al, could you hurry it up?
Halftime's almost over.
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And in conclusion, the end.
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All right, let's get a little life in here!
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Let's party!
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-Boy, I sure am gonna miss old Skippy.
-Yeah, what a guy, huh?
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Weighed 400 pounds.
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How could a guy let himself
go that way?
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I don't know.
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Hey, guys, the game's back on.
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And welcome back on to the Fox game
of the week here on Fox.
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But before we here at Fox return you
to the Fox game of the week...
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...we'd like to remind you
that you're watching Fox.
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We now return you to the Fox game
of the week already in progress on Fox.
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You know, if I could go back 30 years
in time, you know what I would do?
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Buy a second pair of pants?
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No, I'd come up with my own
little celebration in the end zone.
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Like the Ickey Shuffle.
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Earnest Givens' Electric Slide.
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In fact, if I was going to name my
All-Bundy dream team, every guy on it...
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...would have to know
how to party in the end zone.
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Like Billy "White Shoes" Johnson,
or Andre Rison, Butch Johnson...
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...and of course--
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Of course, me.
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Oh, what I wouldn't have given...
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...just to have been able to
spike the ball in, just one time.
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But I guess I have to
settle for being...
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...on the greatest undefeated team
in city history, hey, boys!
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-Hey! Hey!
-Number one!
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You guys weren't so great.
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You know, fella, there's already
one funeral in here today.
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Perhaps you didn't hear me.
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I said, undefeated.
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You wouldn't have been
if you'd played us that year.
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Oh, yeah?
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And who are you?
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Jack Franklin.
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I was halfback
at George S. Patton High.
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Patton High.
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What's the deal with Patton High?
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They were the only other
undefeated school in the league.
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We were supposed to play
for the city championship...
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-...but the game got canceled.
-Why?
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Why? Because they were cheaters,
that's why.
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They used ringers.
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Guys 25, 30 years old.
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You had guys that old.
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They were there honestly.
They were stupid.
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Well, I think you're
all a bunch of pansies.
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Pansies?
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Pansies.
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Hey, didn't they just change
Patton High's name...
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...to Jacqueline Onassis High?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, and isn't the team now
known as the Jackie O First Ladies?
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First Ladies?
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I say we still would have
beaten you guys.
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And there is only one way
to settle it.
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And that is?
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So this Sunday we're going down
to the park, play football...
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...and settle this thing once and for all.
Isn't that great, Peg?
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No, Al.
Great would be if you flossed.
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Dad, not that the pride of watching
a middle-aged shoe salesman...
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...and friends
geezer up and down a football field...
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...until they vomit dust
won't be enough...
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...how are you gonna convince
anybody else to play?
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Yeah, that's true, Daddy. What if
the other teammates have lives?
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I wouldn't worry about that, pumpkin,
if I were you.
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These guys all look up to me.
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-Not really.
-No.
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And besides, the pride of the team
is at stake here.
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Most of the guys
are already here, Peg.
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You know Rodent and Bob Rooney
and Buster and Speedy.
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I called Thad, our quarterback, in
California. He's flying in this morning.
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Dad, aren't you
forgetting something?
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Well, I'm trying to, son,
but she's sitting right there.
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I meant your center, Dad.
Who's big enough to replace Skippy?
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That, I am proud to say,
is something I have thought of.
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Hup one, hup two!
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I gave him some of your mother's
sweat pants she grew out of, Peg.
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I even think
I'm gonna break my old record.
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And this time
I'm gonna spike the ball!
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I just hope our quarterback, Thad,
still has his throwing arm.
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What am I saying? Thad's
the kind of guy that never changes.
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Hi, Al, it's me, Thad.
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Al, you look...
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...just great.
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Thad, you look...
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...like a freaking woman.
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-Thad.
-Peggy.
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I thought you dropped off
the face of the earth.
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Well, not all of me did.
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I just love your dress.
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And I just love your hair.
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-Darling.
-Darling.
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So, what are you guys gonna do
with the extra cup?
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Oh, I get it.
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It's a gag!
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Oh, you always were a joker.
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That's a good one, Thad.
Well, the ball's in my court now.
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Oh, Thad.
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I had to do it, Al.
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All those years, I felt like a woman
trapped inside a man's body.
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I just got so tired of it.
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Yeah, but, we--
We all get tired of our cars too...
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...we don't rip the doors off.
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Now, how are we gonna beat
the First Ladies without a quarterback?
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Jack Franklin.
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What brings you
to the undefeated neighborhood?
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We heard your quarterback
is a woman.
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Not bad.
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Kind of overdid the ta-tas, though.
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That's not our quarterback.
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Then who is she?
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I don't know.
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I'm Thad.
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I'm sure.
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Still got your arm, Thad?
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You make the call.
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-Sunday, Bundy.
-We'll be there!
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With bells on.
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-How are you feeling, Al?
-Feel good, feel strong.
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Nothing can stop me today.
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Oh, Al.
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I feel bad, I feel weak.
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Now, honey,
how long is this game gonna take?
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And I mean long for me.
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Not long for you, which is about
three and a half minutes.
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You see, Peg,
the thing is it's meant to be fun.
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I mean fun for me,
not fun for you...
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...which is shouting instructions
with a mouth full of crackers.
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And what's she doing here?
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I am here in support
of my sister-in-arms, Thad.
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I hope that she wins
and somehow you don't.
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I'm sorry, little boy.
Did you lose your parents?
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Hey, Daddy.
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I have that cheer
you wanted me to write.
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Finally, someone here
who's on my side.
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-Let's hear it, pumpkin.
-Okay.
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Daddy!
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To think you weren't planned.
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All right, Kelly. Let's go find our seats
before all the good ones are taken.
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I am so glad my Jefferson doesn't have
to prove his manhood in this way.
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-Where is he?
-At home dyeing my shoes.
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-Where is he?
-At home dyeing my shoes.
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Well, if it isn't Jerk and the Fatman.
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-Ready to get your ass kicked, Bundy?
-Nice colors, Franklin.
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You look like
a box of Good & Plenty.
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Good & Plenty.
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Let's get it on.
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Hey, wait for me.
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Okay, Franklin, now remember
this ain't high school.
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-No cheating, no ringers.
-Same for you guys too.
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All right, let's get the referee here.
Yo, ref!
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Okay. The coin toss, gentlemen.
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Ready, son-- Bud-- Ref.
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Where's the coin?
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Damn, and I left my purse in the car.
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We can't start the game
if we don't flip a coin.
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-Call it in the air.
-Oh, God.
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Tails.
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Tails it is.
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It's your kick.
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Hey, Al, don't some of the First Ladies
seem a little big to you?
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Well, age will do that.
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You know, look at Barbara Bush.
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Seeing Daddy out on the field of honor
like the first time you ever saw him...
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...it must be really exciting for you.
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Next on Oprah....
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I got it! I got it!
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Daddy caught it, Ma.
He's at the 20.
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He is in the 20.
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He's under the 20.
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-Way to block, guys.
-We--
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We thought you were gonna go
all the way.
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Your helmet did.
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Thank you.
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Al, there's something wrong.
I don't think these are the First Ladies.
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Of course they're the First Ladies.
Who the hell else would they be?
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Excuse me.
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Anybody here lose
a Super Bowl ring?
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Excuse me, sir. I lost one.
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All right now, boys, remember,
the honor of Polk is at stake here.
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Besides,
we can't let our fans down.
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Al, it's cold.
We're gonna go home, okay?
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Peg, we're trying to huddle here.
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You never wanna huddle with me.
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Well, put a helmet and a face mask on
and we'll talk about it.
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All right, the hell with our fans.
This one's for us and--
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And Baywatch's Pamela Anderson.
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Hey, number 56.
You don't look like Morty Fishbein.
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Well, I am, you schmuck.
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Who'd ever thought
little Morty Fishbein...
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...would grow up to look like
Lawrence Taylor?
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Think that's something, Eddie Yim
grew up to look like Bubba Smith.
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Shut up.
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Same old Eddie.
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Except now he appears to be
a giant black man.
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Hey, Al.
I'd swear that's Rod Martin...
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...Hacksaw Reynolds
and Kenny Stabler over there.
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Jefferson, there's nobody over there
but pink punks.
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And what do Polk High Panthers do
to pink punks?
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Pulverize the powder puffs!
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Let's rock.
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-Had enough, Bundy?
-I have not.
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Neither have I. Who said that?
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Come on, Al. You okay?
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Two-minute warning.
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Look, Al, I may not know anything
about the First Ladies...
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...but I know a ringer when I see one.
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And you, sir, are a ringer!
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-Bubba!
-Oh, no.
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So just going out
for some milk, huh?
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Well--
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The Snake, L.T. and Hacksaw
were gonna play.
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If I didn't play...
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...they'd call me a sissy
and give me the business.
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Holy moly, here come the wives.
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Talking about
your fearsome foursome.
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Well?
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Baby, have I told you lately
how pretty your eyes look?
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Oh, really?
And what color would they be?
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So you are Lawrence Taylor.
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And you are Kenny Stabler.
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And you are Hacksaw Reynolds.
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And you are Rod Martin.
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And you are...
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...Eddie Yim.
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Franklin, you cheating pink weenie.
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00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,455
-So you did use ringers.
-Like we needed them.
247
00:19:16,619 --> 00:19:19,422
You guys couldn't score
with your own wives.
248
00:19:20,319 --> 00:19:22,321
And we're proud of that.
249
00:19:23,019 --> 00:19:24,620
We can score on you.
250
00:19:24,785 --> 00:19:28,088
New game. Sudden death.
And I don't care if it takes all night.
251
00:19:28,685 --> 00:19:31,821
Excuse me, Dad. Your permit
for the field runs out in 10 minutes.
252
00:19:32,518 --> 00:19:37,190
And I don't care if it takes 10 minutes,
which is nine more than I need.
253
00:19:37,984 --> 00:19:40,720
If I don't personally score on you...
254
00:19:40,917 --> 00:19:45,988
...I will dance totally nude at the sports
bar in front of everybody...
255
00:19:47,184 --> 00:19:51,821
...except Thad and the wife.
256
00:19:52,014 --> 00:19:53,755
Then we both win.
257
00:19:53,755 --> 00:19:54,816
Then we both win.
258
00:20:35,312 --> 00:20:39,249
I did it. I did it! Polk rules!
259
00:20:42,778 --> 00:20:44,046
-Dad--
-Out of my way, son.
260
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,514
-You're in my spotlight.
-You spiked it on the 5-yard line.
261
00:20:47,677 --> 00:20:49,212
What?
262
00:21:05,776 --> 00:21:08,546
What is it with you football guys?
263
00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:11,645
You pound on each other,
you abuse your own bodies...
264
00:21:11,808 --> 00:21:13,577
...why do you do it?
265
00:21:14,009 --> 00:21:17,012
-It's a man's thing.
-Yeah.
266
00:21:17,774 --> 00:21:21,578
-Commitment to excellence.
-And it gets you out of the house.
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00:21:22,374 --> 00:21:25,710
But most of all, we do it for pride.
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