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Hi, honey.

Welcome home. You're home early.

And look, she brought me flowers.

How was your day, my busy little
reporter?

My busy, busy little reporter.

Yeah.

A little picture of her where she's not
so, you know, clothed.

Grow up. I meant smug.

Excuse me, would you mind switching it
from freeze to photo flash?

Say freeze baby.

Very nice.

All right, come on, let's go. But we
didn't find what we came to look for.

Maybe that's because it's not here.

Oh, can I have one of these, please?

I love these.

Oh, come on, she has another one. Can I
have one?

Out.

Lois, where have you been? I've been
trying to get a hold of you. You won't

believe this. The prankster broke out of
jail.

I know.

Griffin and his beady -eyed friend were
waiting for me when I got home. They

were in your apartment?

They must have been looking for
something. The place was a mess. Nothing

missing. Are you all right?

Yeah, I guess so.

Chief!

Chief, you better take a look at this.

What is this?

It was the weirdest thing. I walked into
my apartment and there was this intense

yellow light. And you don't remember a
thing that happened after that?

How did you know?

The same thing happened at the state
penitentiary. That's how Griffin and

broke out of jail.

They froze a guard in a laundry room and
they left him in his underwear in a

dryer.

What is with me and people breaking into
my apartment and flashing lights in my

eyes? Well, you know, Lois, this doesn't
bode well for your interview with the

president. Why?

Well, the White House probably won't be
too excited about exposing the president

to the prankster. Clark, the president
is coming to Metropolis to present the

city with an award for the lowest crime
rate in America. I think it would be

embarrassing for him to cancel his trip
because there's one criminal loose in

the street.

Now, Lois, I know you're the only
reporter to get an interview with the

president, and I'm proud of you, but I
think this has got to be the White

House's call.

But, Perry... Lois, it is the president
of the United States.

All we have to do is figure out a way to
make this thing work on Superman.

We're hung free.

Do we have to go up against him again?

Why can't we just use this thing to, you
know, rob a bank or something?

Victor, I'm going to teach you how to
use something I'm sure you don't use

and every day, and it's called your
mind.

The mind helps us see the big picture,
Victor.

Now, if we were to rob a little bank,
we'd get a few measly little dollars.

But imagine a big picture.

Big picture, Victor.

Millions of dollars. Picture yourself
making history.

Because how much money do you think the
government of the United States of

America would pay to ransom the
president?

A lot.

A lot.

You know, Victor, you, um... You have a,
uh...

A sweet and ultimately irritating knack
for understatement. Would you mind

handing me the photoconductive cell?

Did you see it?

A rat. A huge rat. Probably the whole
nest of them under the floor. Victor.

I'm not interested in hysterical
fantasies from your screwed -up

that daycare center basement.

Now, may I have the photoconductive
cell, please? Do not make me ask again,

the consequences will not be pretty.

That wasn't so hard, was it?

I guess not.

Now, I want you to pick it up once
again, but rather slowly this time,

you've got to face those fears, Victor.
You've got to get right down there, and

you've got to face... Not a word. Not a
word.

Down you go.

Face those fears.

Good boy, Victor.

He's a good boy.

You're a good boy.

Why do we have to stay here?

Why can't we hide out in a place that's,
you know, a little nicer?

Well, I'll tell you what. This is a
condemned building.

No one can find us here, which I find to
be a pretty good ingredient for a

hideout.

All right.

All new and improved.

All we have to do now is come up with a
micro step -up transformer. Did you

locate one?

Um... Yes, yes, yes, I did. And where is
it?

Uh, at the Metropolis department.

Um... Light and power.

Yeah, and do they have one?

Uh... Yes, they just installed them in
their master switcher. Oh, goody.

Well, when Griffin's father got out of
jail, he sold the toy store and

disappeared. And that warehouse you
caught Griffin in, he turned that into a

Buddhist temple.

Thanks, Jimmy. Keep searching.

You got it.

Miss Lane?

Yes.

Kerrigan. Secret service.

You phoned our office?

Oh, yeah.

You didn't have to come down here. You
could have just called me back.

I never use the phone.

Commies can tap phones.

Now, what is all this about?

Well, I'm the reporter that's going to
be interviewing the president.

We know that.

Of course you do. Well, I just wanted to
make you aware of the fact that we have

a minor situation that's developed with
the small -time criminal. If it's about

the prankster?

We know about it. Oh, you do? Oh, then
there's no problem.

There's always a problem.

There is?

You see, no one thought there was a
problem when Carter went fishing till

killer rabbit came out of nowhere and
charged his rowboat.

Killer rabbit.

I get that. Good.

21st April, 79.

I should have been there.

But I took the day off that day. I went
to the dentist.

Impacted tooth.

If you want to take care of the
president, you've got to take care of

teeth.

I see.

Well, I can see that with you and your
men protecting him, the president has

nothing to worry about.

Clark, I want you to meet Mr. Kerrigan
from the Secret Service.

He says that he and his men have
everything under control.

Oh, good.

So then you're not worried about this
freezing weapon? Weapon? It's not a

weapon. It's an invention. It seems to
freeze people in place very temporarily.

It's really harmless.

Sort of a 90s version of that kids' game
freeze tag.

Oh, God, what am I saying?

Anyway, I get nervous, you know, the
presidential... Lois, that's not

What? You were there. I was there. He
wasn't there. He doesn't know.

Mr. Kerrigan is a trained professional.

And the police are looking for the
prankster, and Superman, I'm sure, is on

job.

The president would probably be safer
here in Metropolis than he would be in

White House. And what do you know about
the White House, ma 'am?

Nothing.

Nothing. It was just an example, you
know. I could have said safer than a bug

in a rug or two peas in a pod.

Are you on any type of medication, ma
'am?

Who are you?

The painter.

City decided this place need a little
sprucing up.

Let me see your work order.

Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.

Right here, there you are.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You know, no one told me anything about
this. Well, that's your bureaucracy for

you. You're going to get a nice fresh
coat of Navajo white.

Oh, okay. Well, hold on. Just wait a
second.

Okay, okay, okay. I'm going. I'm going.
All right. Good. It won't take long.

I'm in.

Hey, Dad.

Nice job.

Oh, stuff it. You know, I hate suck
-ups.

Did you find the keys?

You and your stupid questions!

Micro step -up transformer. This little
baby will increase the weapon's power 12

-fold by coupling itself with a
multiplex negative oh -wee, sister!

You're boring me.

Come here.

Now. Okay.

Shut up.

Go get the contact lenses.

This isn't fair. I put him away twice
before.

Lois, are you going to stay at your
apartment tonight?

No, I didn't want to.

Every hotel room in town is booked
because of the president.

Perry offers, but Alice has the flu, so
I don't want to impose.

Well, you know, you could... Oh, no,
I... I just think, you know, with us

or... almost dating, that, um, I would
feel uncomfortable.

Night, guys.

Hey, Jimmy.

You have a pull -out couch, don't you?
Oh, Clark.

Yeah, why?

Well, it's just that Lois needs a place
to stay for a few nights until this

whole prankster thing is resolved.

Oh, um, well... I mean, are you sure you
want to stay there?

I mean, it's just a hole -in -the -wall
bachelor pad, you know? You know, Jimmy,

if it makes you uncomfortable... No, no,
no, no, no, no, no. I mean, as long as

you don't mind roughing it, it's okay
with me.

That's what friends are for.

Thanks.

I promise you won't even know I'm there.

Uh, you know what? Maybe I better get
home, straighten things up a little bit

before you get there, all right?

Multi -elevator!

That was sweet of him.

What the heck?

Hello, Frank.

Hi, Lo.

Great to talk to you again. Listen, I
know you've been wondering where I...

You're controlling the life of the Daily
Planet. Oh, well, I'd say I'm pretty

much controlling the whole darn city.

Take a look.

What do you want now, Griffin?

Well, since you're my favorite reporter,
I thought I'd give you a scoop on an

electrifying story.

I've accessed the computers for
Metropolis Light and Power, and later on

shut down the airport, it should be a
real party.

Talk about flying blind.

Ta -ta.

Where are you going?

To the airport, in case the prankster
makes good on his threat.

Okay. I'll follow up on Metropolis Light
and Power.

Griffin. There you come.

Reporters are so predictable.

What's this all about?

What's this all about?

It's about magic.

It's about wonder.

It's about power.

Lots of power.

If you give yourself a chance. Shut up.

There's only two words we want to hear
you say. And those two words would be...

Help, Superman.

Come on. Let me hear you say... Help,
Superman.

Ooh, Victor, I think she's going to need
some persuasion.

Lois, this is a boiler. It's very hot.

See?

And this is the gauge that tells us how
much pressure's in the boiler.

Now, normally, this old boiler could
take... This much pressure. But today,

we're going to turn the pressure all the
way up to here.

Thanks for playing along. Johnny, tell
her what she's won.

A trip for one into Barbic. Don't get
steamed.

goes my dream of living on a ranch with
Lois, three kids, rope and steer, deep

frying stuff. You should have never come
back to Metropolis, Griffin.

I'll be out of your life.

Just came back to pick up my CDs.

Smile.

Darn it.

Don't you ever learn? Learn this.

In about 15 seconds, a very big boiler
is going to blow up and then Lois Lane

will be just a memory.

Where is she?

That's for you to know and for us to
find out.

Victor, why haven't I killed you yet?

Did you sneak Griffin?

He got away.

You were his safety valve in case his
weapon couldn't freeze me.

Lois, you might want to leave town until
I can catch him. Oh, I can't leave

town. In two days, I have an exclusive
interview with the President of the

United States, and it's not that often I
get to meet somebody with such

incredible power.

Except for you.

But you're different. I mean, not
different in an obvious way, but, you

you're just sort of more than a story,
and I don't know. You know, you're,

you know.

What you are.

Don't you?

This new transformer lets me modulate
the intensity and duration of the blast,

allowing me to freeze someone for a
minute, five minutes, an hour,

or a day.

Yeah, except for Superman.

That's right. That's right, Victor.
Thank you for bringing that to my

Now, you see, that's why we have to
figure out where, besides Lois Lane's

apartment, we can get the information on
him that we need.

What? What is it? There was a tail under
the bed.

Listen, I saw this documentary where
this whole family got bitten by...

and they all got sick and they had to
get shots, and you know I hate needles.

Now, Victor, now instead of putting
pincers up inside our nostrils, which is

ornamental but perhaps not as helpful as
one would wish, why don't you help Kyle

come up with some kind of idea?

Okay. Okay, I've got an idea.

Maybe Lois Lane has some sort of file on
her computer at work.

You know, like maybe a diary or
something? Victor!

Do you realize what you've done?

Bad idea? No!

It's wonderful!

Yeah? Yeah!

Don't expect me to be all happy and
peppy on three hours sleep.

Ever since I was a kid, I've slept with
the TV on, Lois. I can't help it. Don't

you think freaking out because I turned
it off was a bit overdramatic? I mean,

come on, it was a 976... It's
infomercial. I didn't do it on purpose.

That's just the way I wake up when there
isn't any noise. Which explains why you

live across from a fire station.

I just spoke to Metropolis Edison.

They managed to contain the blast to one
sector so they can still meet the

city's power needs.

Oh, well, thank God.

One blackout's about all I can handle.

Now, Lois, I just got off the phone with
Helen Bartlett at the White House, and

they are very concerned about the
prankster.

And the president's going to cut his
trip as tight as possible.

Don't tell me my interview's canceled.

Well... They did say that they wanted to
reschedule. Oh, I knew it. If I ever

get my hands on that Griffin, I swear
I'll... Hey, hey, hey, hey. Just hold

horses. I said they wanted to
reschedule.

And I told them that they weren't
dealing with some small -town rag, that

was the Daily Planet.

So, in other words, Chief, you groveled.

But only on one day.

You got five minutes.

Five minutes?

That's it?

Lois, that's five minutes more than any
other reporter's getting.

Yes, you're right.

All right, I want you two to concentrate
all your attention on the Frankster.

People of Metropolis hate him, but they
love reading about him.

Five minutes.

What can I do with five minutes?

Look, Lois, we've still got 24 hours.
There has to be somebody who can give us

lead on Griffin.

What do you mean you don't know
anything?

Hey, hey, what are you doing?

I'm not feeding you so you can tell me
you don't know anything.

Well, sometimes you've got to feed me on
specs. Maybe I'll find something out in

a couple of days. A couple of days would
be too late.

Well, then consider it a down payment on
the next time.

Boy, oh boy, are we testing.

She's just upset.

Because of Griffin, her interview with
the president got cut down to five

minutes. I only get to ask one question.

It's not fair. I have so many areas I
want to tell her.

Don't play with that.

I wasn't playing with it.

Okay, I won't do it again.

I think I found the perfect test target.

Where? Right over there.

Yeah.

Oh, it worked.

You're not just going to leave him like
that.

Oh, yes, I am.

That's why they call me the prankster.
Well, that's funny.

So what would you ask him, Clark?
Something about the economy or foreign

Actually, I think I'd ask him something
that people would find interesting but

wouldn't normally ask. Like, if he could
be a Major League Baseball player, what

position would he play and why?

Are you serious?

That would be your one big question.

No offense, Clark, but I think that's
pretty dumb.

Gee, Clark, that's a very good question.

Thank you.

I just remembered that I have a dentist
appointment in a few minutes. I'll meet

you back at the planet.

I'm ready.

Lois?

I'd like to apologize about last night.

I've never had anybody sleep over
before.

Little wonder.

Yeah. Well, anyway, I think I've solved
the problem.

Headphones.

Now we can both sleep.

Thanks.

I'll play three.

You got it.

So what are you working on?

The one question I can ask the
president.

You're part of Generation X. What would
somebody your age ask?

Me, I'd ask him for a job. I think it'd
be cool working in the White House.

Well, that wasn't exactly what I had in
mind.

Sorry. Here you go, Lois.

Oh, Perry, what one question would you
ask the president?

Oh, that's easy.

I'd ask him why he vetoed the bill to
make Graceland a national monument.

Perry, I'm serious.

Well, I am, too. When it comes to that,
I'm serious as a heart attack.

Now, anything new on Griffin?

Why don't you ask him yourself?

These shoes are new, Perry.

What's so funny, Fike?

Why am I...

Griffin.

Jimmy, give me back my dress.

Now, there's something you don't hear
around the newsroom every day.

Look at my tie.

How do you get this thing off?

Look on the bright side, Lois. At least
no permanent damage was done.

Oh, yeah? Tell that to my tie.

I love this tie.

Why couldn't it have been that ugly fish
tie Alice gave me for Christmas?

Well, I think the better question,
Chief, is why was Griffin here in the

place? My continuing degradation comes
to mind.

No, I think that's just a bonus.

My guess is that he was looking for
whatever it is he couldn't find in your

apartment. You ought to check your
computer, Lois.

Hello, Lo.

Wasn't that fun?

Well, it was for me, too.

By the way, there's one thing I'd like
to know.

Now, why is it that Victor and Griffin
can zap an entire newsroom and not be

affected by the light? Because they're
subhuman.

Maybe Professor Hamilton has a slightly
more scientific explanation.

Ordinarily, signals are sent via the
optic nerve to the occipital lobe of the

brain.

However, this Griffin character seems to
have found a way to divert the light to

the central motor cortex, which is
located here.

And that causes paralysis.

Spontaneous muscle contraction
effectively freezing the victim in

So why wasn't Griffin affected?

I don't know, unless he wore some sort
of glasses that would block the effects

of the rays.

No glasses.

His eyes did look sort of strange. They
were sparkly and they had a reddish

tint. Contact lenses?

That could be it.

Professor, could you make contact lenses
like that?

I don't know. It's a long shot. I'd have
to experiment with various occipital

lobes in order to determine if they...
Thanks,

Professor.

Oh, by the way, if you could ask the
President of the United States one

question, what would it be?

I demand to know why the government is
covering up hard data on the obvious

existence of UFOs.

Yeah, that's a good one.

Thanks.

Excipital, excipital, excipital.

Victor.

Victor, what are you doing?

Oh, uh... I'm, uh... Oh.

You sound like a pervert at a magazine
stand.

What did I ask you to do?

Look up information about Superman?

That's right. And are you looking up
information about Superman?

Not exactly.

I see.

Well, Victor, what exactly are you
doing? Well...

I found this file on Lois Lane's
computer, and it looks like she's

kind of novel.

It's a story about this female reporter
who meets this guy from outer space, and

it's really very good. It's got a lot of
that stuff in it.

It was the last file.

I couldn't find anything else. Well, I
found something. You did what? Well,

there's a whole... subdirectory on Lois
Lane's C drive about Superman.

Fortunately, most of it's just
worthless, worthless, worthless.

Except for this.

Now, it seems about two months ago, our
friend Superman was rendered

temporarily... What's this word?

Inflicted with occipital opacity.

What does that mean? Couldn't see.

Couldn't see.

Couldn't see?

He couldn't see because of a special
light beam developed by a certain Dr.

Faraday.

And... She's got all the unprintable
details about it right in here.

All we have to do is make the light beam
shorter.

Jimmy,

I don't want to talk about it.

I told you, I didn't know the guys were
coming by, all right? They live with

their parents. They have no place else
to kick it.

Did they have to kick it at your place
until three in the morning?

Lois, I tried to keep it down, honestly,
all right?

They're kids.

Where'd you go when you left?

Had to use the phone.

I have a phone.

Wait a minute.

Um, are you the neighbor who called the
cops on us?

Oh, that's funny.

Oh, that's funny.

What a Sam Hill insist.

Lois, have you seen today's edition?

Not yet, Chief. Look what that idiot
Griffin's done to my masthead. He

broke into the computerized typesetter.

You got any leads on this guy? I mean,
he's made us look like a laughingstock.

No, not yet.

Clark's down at the police station
trying to get a lead.

All right, stay on it.

Lois Lane?

Yeah, I'll be right there. All right,
Miss Lane. We'll be expecting you. Good

day.

She's on her way.

Oh, this is so cool.

Smells great.

Specialty of the house.

Oh, those teeth.

An ode to your teeth.

They're so perfect and shiny.

I love you so much. I wish you were
miney.

Hey, I had a second bird.

Ah.

Jimmy, how is your house guest?

Here she called the cops on me.

What? Why?

Well, I had a few friends over. She
thought we were too loud.

A monk would be too loud for Lois.

You know what?

I know you two kind of have this thing
going on together, but let me tell you

something, all right?

You do not know the real Lois Lane.

I've been trying to think of a way we
get back at her all day long. Hold on,

Jimmy. She has been under a lot of
stress lately.

She's going to find out what real stress
is all about.

Jimmy.

Clark Kent. Hi, Clark.

This is the prankster. What do you want?

What, do I send some hostility?

Tom, let's just say that everyone's
getting a little sick of your games.

Not everyone.

As a matter of fact, Victor and I and
Lois are just sitting down for a little

three -handed pinochle. She and I have
become inseparable.

And if you can get a message to
Superman, tell him we're in the

Lakeside Towers.

Bye -bye.

This is such a nice place.

We live in such a dump.

Kyle, why can't we live in a nice place
like this?

We will, Victor.

Soon.

Hi, Soupy. Glad you could join us.

Care for some pinochle?

You're finished, Griffin.

Gosh, I hope not.

Because I'm at the pinnacle of my
pinochle.

Come on, Soupster.

Join me for just one hand.

All work and no play makes Superman a
very dull boy.

You'll find out how dull life can be
when you're back in a maximum security

prison for the rest of your life.

Okay.

But your way. When are you going to
realize that weapon doesn't work on me?

Correction. It didn't work. But I've
made a few improvements in the new

It worked.

Of course it worked. I designed it,
didn't I?

He's not so tough.

Come on, Superman, show me what you got.

Oh, this is a Kodak moment.

I predict Victor will be the victor.

Yeah, it's kind of a pretty picture,
isn't it? Huh? Your little boyfriend

just as stiff as a fish stick.

You know what the problem is with being
the man of steel?

Steel don't bounce.

How

could

you do that?

Kind of like this.

Hey, Sue.

He caught her.

I'm darned. He caught her. It's a bad
thing.

You all right?

You seem to ask me that a lot.

People seem to try to kill you a lot.
Yeah.

I was so popular in high school.

If you'll excuse me. Oh, Superman,
there's nothing you can do. If he throws

once, he'll do it again.

Look, Clark and I think we found a way
of neutralizing Gripen. Professor

Hamilton is working on it right now.

So, I guess this time, you'll just have
to rely on us.

See, I don't think you're getting the
point.

Would you try it again, Thompson? I
still can't hear you. The prankster has

found a way of stopping Superman.

No, I'm not reading you.

So I think that as much as it pains me
to say, I think the president should

consider postponing his visit.

Yeah, you know, Thompson, I think I
found the problem here. If you would

have General Services send up a box of
those cotton swabs, that ought to do it.

Are you hearing anything I'm saying? I'm
hearing you. Now you hear me.

All systems are go. My men are trained
for any eventuality.

I heard from Bobby Big Mouth.

What did he want?

Seconds?

Said he had an address in the prankster.

It's the apartment he grew up in, but I
checked it out. Now it's just an old

condemned building.

Hmm.

Either Griffin's a very concerned voter
or the president's in trouble.

Clark, look.

It's a map of today's motorcade.

I guess we could notify Carrion. What
for?

He and his men are trained for any
eventuality, remember?

You try and find Superman.

Have him meet me at Professor Hamilton's
as soon as possible.

Sure, okay.

Since you told me the light he used was
yellow, I ground and tinted the lenses

so that the yellow light, instead of
going to the motor cortex, will be

to the eye's inner and outer cantus.

What's that?

It's right in back of the canal of
Schlem.

Do you really want to know?

All I want to know is, will they work?

Not knowing the exact frequency of the
light, I can't really promise.

Victor, you're on.

Roger that.

Hey!

You! Get that thing out of here.

I'm trying.

We've got a situation here. Some idiot
just parked a truck in the middle of the

street. You're in big trouble, pal. Now
move it. You see.

It's now or never, son.

who look like the idiot now.

Come on. We got a president to kidnap.

Yeah.

There she is, Lois Lane.

Just as frozen as she can be.

Too bad she's not awake.

To see my greatest triumph.

Well, maybe we could take her with us
and I could explain it to her later?

Victor, you did good this time. So I'm
gonna let you have her.

I'm gonna let you have her. Oh, thank
you so much.

Business before pleasure.

And that's a lovely face.

Now look, here's what I'd like you to
do.

Just help me carry the president to the
van.

Yes, I am.

Sorry to ruin your plans, Griffin, but
the president is safely tucked away,

like you're going to be. But how?

Look deep into my eyes.

God, that's... I'm sorry, but that is
really

not fair.

Neither is this.

Just that one good prank deserved
another.

My contact. You knocked out my... I
think

turnabout's fair play.

Oh, come on. He deserved that.

I should have had a daughter.

This is unit 715.

Sector 7 is secure.

What? A repeat.

Sector 7 is secure.

I don't want to tell you your job, sir.
If I were you, I would take this man

into custody.

I knew that.

I knew that.

Ow,

he's hitting me.

Will I have the right to hit him back?

Lois, you better get going.

You don't want to be late for your
meeting with the president.

That's right, my big moment.

I still have no idea what I'm going to
ask him.

What one question would you ask the
president?

I guess I'd ask him...

Why he wouldn't give a great reporter
like Lois Lane more than a five -minute

interview.

I got a hand to you, Lois. This is one
terrific interview.

You really pulled it off.

Take a lesson, boys. This is the mark of
a seasoned reporter.

Someone who can get her subject to open
up and talk freely.

That one question you were sweating
about must have really broken the ice.

So what was it?

Oh, well, I just asked him if he was a
professional baseball player, what

position would he play in?

Why?

That's a great question.

That's first rate.

This girl thinks on her feet.

Um, Jimmy, I just want to say thank you
and also apologize.

You really helped me out a lot by
letting me stay at your place, and I

wasn't very grateful.

I've just been under a lot of pressure.

Anyway, I'm sorry.

Hey, it was no sweat.

You know something, C .K.? She's a class
act.

I've always thought so.

I can't believe I was thinking about
getting revenge.

Uh -oh.

Lois, don't open... Matt.

Oh, I think I'm about to use one of my
sick days.