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Well, what is his status, Gretchen?

His vital signs are fluctuating wildly.

It's been a struggle ever since that
fiasco in the crypt.

I do hope I haven't made this trip for
nothing.

Gee, Nigel, your concern for Lex is
overwhelming.

Mr. Luthor did not hire me for my
congeniality.

What are you doing?

I've got to stabilize his
electromagnetic field, otherwise we're

him.

Lois, there's something I want to say.

Clark, you don't have to say it.

I know what you're thinking.

I've been thinking the same thing.

Lois.

Clark, what are you waiting for?

We'll never get this paper out by
deadline.

What? I said we'll never get this paper
out by deadline.

Huh? All right, I want everybody's
stories on my desk in ten minutes, flat.

Langdon, when am I going to get that
story on the capture of Raleigh Vale?

I'm on it, Chief.

Lois, I want to ask you something.

Oh, I'm not going to like it, am I?

What makes you say that?

You've got that tone in your voice. You
know, when people are uncomfortable,

like when they want to borrow your car
or money, your clothes.

Oh, okay. You got me. I want to borrow
your clothes.

I bet you'd look real cute in black
chiffon.

What I want to say is... I know what you
want, Mark.

You do?

I know you a lot better than you think.

How much do you need?

What? No, I don't want money, Lois.
Clark, you don't have to be embarrassed.

That's what friends are for. Just tell
me how much.

Lois, I want you to go out with me.

What?

You're asking me out?

Yeah, you know, like on a date.

A date?

You mean like a real date?

Where I take out my good perfume, the
one that I got after I saw Love Affair,

the good one, not the remake, and I put
a dab behind my knee. I don't even know

why.

Yeah, I guess that's what I'm saying.

Well, that... Well, I... I just don't...
I don't know what to say.

Well, most people either choose yes or
no. Well, it's not that easy. I mean,

it's easy for you because you've had
time to think about it. You've had time

plan what you're going to say and what
you're going to say depending on what I

say back to you. Lois, I...

I'm just trying to ask you out. I'm not
trying to negotiate a nuclear arms

treaty.

ACK!

This just came for you. This is from the
FBI.

Who do you know at the FBI?

Roger Templeton. We met when I was in
Washington.

Huh. You're Clark.

I thought you might find this
interesting.

This is the woman that stole Lex
Luthor's body.

Who's that guy?

Nigel St. John. He used to be Lex's
personal assistant.

Get this.

They've identified the woman in the
photograph as Gretchen Kelly.

She was Luthor's doctor.

Maybe that explains your fascination
with his body.

That's not all.

Turns out Nigel was more than Luthor's
Mr. Belvedere. He was an agent with Her

Majesty's Secret Service gone bad.

Well, this says that that photo was
taken recently in Metropolis.

The agent who took the photo has
disappeared.

Disappeared, huh?

I guess being a photographer is more
dangerous than we thought.

Uh, maybe Sheldon Bender knows
something.

Luther's attorney?

Why him?

Well, it's just... God knows everything.

And attorneys seem to think they're God.

Um, Jimmy, why don't you take this over
to Perry and tell him we're on it?

Got it.

Clark.

About the date.

It's okay. Take your time.

We can talk about it later.

Gone.

This weasel bender swindled me out of my
entire fortune.

Lex, you should be resting. This can
wait.

What about the Swiss bank accounts?

Empty. I'm broke.

And death I could deal with, Nigel, but
to be broke, no money, no power, that's

not something I'm prepared for.

On knowing you, sir, I'm sure it's just
a temporary condition.

The money, perhaps.

But true power lies in the possession of
kryptonite.

Until I find it, I'm nothing.

Well, first things first.

Nigel.

I'd like you to arrange a little meeting
with Mr. Bender. Yes, sir. And Nigel.

Let's drop the sir.

No need for facades.

Look at us.

We are what we are.

And what is that?

Ordinary street fighters.

Like the old days.

I've never thought there was anything
ordinary about you, Lex.

Thank you, my dear.

You're absolutely right.

What's this?

What is this? I'm losing my hair.

What have you done to me?

What have you done to me?

Lex, your body has been through a
tremendous ordeal. You're bound to

some temporary side effects.

You need to rest.

All right, shave it off.

Don't just stand there.

Shave it off.

Nigel, I want you to do me a favor.

I want you to find out whatever you can
about Lois Lane.

Ow!

Well, that's a good thing you're not a
surgeon.

Hello, Bender.

I'm gonna call the police. Stay here.

Watch this suit.

You people.

Do you realize who you are?

Look, if you work with Intergang...
What's Intergang?

A new crime organization in Metropolis.

Just a group of thugs. All substance and
no style.

Didn't take long for the jackals to move
in.

Look, look, whoever you are, I want you
to know right now, you can't.

Oh, yes, I can.

Thanks.

No, sir.

Your worst nightmare.

A billion dollars, Mr. Bender.

Where is it? It's all tied up in real
estate.

I can get you a few thousand. Sorry.

Wrong answer.

No people in Intergate.

Maybe I can talk them into bringing you
in. Sorry, Mr. Bendham. Wrong answer

again.

Now, look.

Gretchen, the rats have a voracious
appetite tonight.

But will they eat one of their own?

Please, please.

I'll get it back for you. I promise.

Bon appétit.

Kryptonite. I can get you Kryptonite.

I know who has it.

How do you know about Kryptonite?

Look, I know someone.

I can get it for you.

If you cross the fender, I will cut open
your chest and throw up a rat inside.

Superman told me that that van was
operated by remote control.

Why do you suppose someone would kidnap
Fender?

Can't be for money. Who would pay ransom
for a lawyer?

Clark Kent.

Do I want them?

Can you hang on a minute?

Lois, this ticket broker's got two of
the last Pearl Jam tickets for the

tomorrow night.

Would you like to go?

Oh, right.

The date thing.

Uh... What about Mason?

The guy's only got two tickets.

Clark. Lois, I'm asking you out.

Okay, fair enough.

It's a big deal. We work together.

What happens if, you know, it bombs?

We'll always be friends.

Yeah, I'm still here.

I know.

We both need an answer.

Okay, I'll take them.

How much?

Each?

No, no, no.

That sounds reasonable.

Okay, great.

Thanks.

Am I interrupting something? No. No?

It's okay, guys. I'm not the principal.
I just came over to give you this lab

report on the van.

Turns out there's a trap door in the
floor.

Oh, so that's how Bender disappeared
without anybody seeing him.

Magic always seems to have an
explanation.

Anything else?

Yeah, the van's registered to a guy in
Park Ridge. The cops have him down at

station right now.

Well, you start on the story. I'll go
down to the station.

Oh, and as long as I'm out, I can pick
up those things that we need for the...

thing that we talked about no no no it's
out of your way i'll just send a runner

okay

Excuse me, miss.

Could you help an old man across the
street?

Oh, uh... Sure, of course.

Here, just watch it down the curb.

Yeah.

Aren't you that reporter who almost
married Lex Luthor?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, Lois Lane, right? So...

Tell me, what was that Luther fellow
like?

Well, he was very magnetic and very
charming.

He was also a very dangerous criminal.

I see what I hear.

You young women like them bad boy types
these days.

Well, I don't think that's always true.

I mean, I guess sometimes it is.

Excuse me. I am late for an appointment.

She's more beautiful than ever.

Oh? And what about Gretchen?

The battery. She's my physician.

She doesn't inspire me.

I suppose it has occurred to you that
Miss Lane might not come quite so easily

this time.

I cannot prove the lover to entertain
these fair, well -spoken days.

I'm determined to prove the villain.

Richard III, your favorite.

My hero.

And like Richard, I will not be denied.

I'll give her the chance to come
willingly. If she won't come, I'll take

force. After you get the kryptonite.

Of course.

The police said the owner of the van
loaned it to a friend of his.

An ex -con named Ramin Tarbush.

I called his parole officer. He hadn't
seen Tarbush in weeks.

But I asked for a description.

Exact match to the kidnapper.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Bobby Big Mouth.

Now, what in the blazes is a Bobby Big
Mouth?

Bobby.

If it ain't the two lovebirds.

Did you tell him?

No, no, no, no.

I got it from the ticket broker. He's a
barracuda in business, but he's a

romantic at heart.

So you're too excited?

Look, Bobby, we didn't come here to talk
about this. I want you to know how

happy I am for you and that there are a
lot of people out there that are really

pulling for this to work out.

What people?

What, you think it's the big secret that
Clark here has been mooning over you?

I wouldn't say mooning.

Exactly. I love being in love. I mean,
there's no feeling like it in the whole

world.

Except maybe a really full stomach.

And I love the fact that we are pushing
pigs in a blanket.

Bobby, do you know an ex -con named
Ramin Tarbush?

Of course.

Last I heard, he's been living out in
the streets.

But he has his meals at the homeless
shelter on Union Street.

What happened to my manners?

Anybody thirsty?

Who are these bozos?

I caution you on your choice of words,
Mr. Vale.

Oh, yeah?

Well, in case you haven't noticed, I'm
in prison.

What are you going to do, charge me with
being rude?

Of course not, Mr. Vale.

I'll simply have you killed.

Oh, really?

You and what?

There are more things in heaven and
earth than I dreamt of in your

Mr. Bale.

Sure.

Okay.

So what happened?

Forget to bring your hair with you when
you came back from the dead?

That's funny.

That's very funny.

Unfortunately, Mr. Bale, you are not in
a position to be funny.

And you're in no position to put your
hands on me, Mr.

Bukthor.

Robotic.

I had to replace the one my thimble
-brained cyborg crushed.

A cyborg which was powered by kryptonite
which was stolen from Lex Labs by your

brother. I want it back.

Um, what my client is saying is... I
know what he's saying.

Unless you got something I want,
skinhead, this meeting's over.

Well, what is it you want?

A half a million dollars and my freedom.

Money and your freedom.

For the kryptonite.

Do we have a deal?

We have a deal.

And you know where to find me.

Lex,

whatever you're planning, I shouldn't
hear about it.

Hear about it. You're going to be part
of it.

We'll require a little diversion to get
the equipment we need.

And I know the perfect sacrificial lamb.

Chief, I'm making a donut run. You need
anything?

Oh, no thanks, Jimmy, but I appreciate
you asking.

Whoa!

Somebody's been messing with my chair.

What's this?

Uh -oh.

Jimmy!

Yeah, Chief?

I do need something.

What's that?

God, this is exactly why we shouldn't go
out.

All I said was hi.

Yes, I know, and a dozen thoughts went
through my mind. You know, how's my

makeup? Do I smell good? Do I have
coffee breath?

Seeing all that was just with you saying
hi, what's going to happen when you

start saying words with more than one
syllable?

What did they put in your coffee this
morning?

Clark, I'm just... I'm just trying to
say that... I'm afraid things will

if we start going out.

Well, if it makes you feel any better,
Lois.

I'm afraid, too.

Oh, I'm so glad that you said that.

Thank you.

I was so worried. Did you go to the
shelter this morning?

Yeah. Ramin's still a no -show, but the
director said he'd call us if he comes

in. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
we've got an emergency in the building.

need everyone outside.

Just step outside, little lady. No, I
will. What's happening? Clark?

Clark, where's Clark?

Is it real?

Oh, yeah.

It's a real pressure bomb.

Crudely made, but real.

When you set down, you engage a
detonator. So if you get the urge to

and do a jig, fight it.

Can you disarm it?

I think so.

If I can just figure out which wire to
cut.

Superman! Do you need any help?

Nope. Found what I needed.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Underestimated the guy.

Building a backup firing mechanism.

Whoa, what does that mean?

It means we got less than a minute to
clear this whole building out.

Oh, he's got a car.

Clear a path to that window.

That's right. Just hang on.

I see him from here.

I just wish I was in a better mood to
enjoy it.

I'd hoped to take you down someplace
deserted, but I don't think we're going

make it.

So, thanks for flying with me, Mr.
White. Huh?

Jennifer!

Jennifer!

Jennifer!

That's what I call...

Turbulence. Oh,

some Yahoo probably read something in a
planet he didn't like.

You know, it's a risk every editor
takes.

Perry, I think it's awfully coincidental
that Nigel St. John, a former spy,

comes into town and suddenly this
happens.

Lois, stop being paranoid.

Guess who suddenly reappeared?

Sheldon Bender.

He's claiming the kidnapping was just a
prank by some old fraternity brothers.

Chief. My instinct says that all this
stuff with Bender and the bomb is

connected to Nigel and Gretchen Kelly.

Well, what are you two standing there
for, then?

Hey, guys, guess what?

The bomb squad's headquarters was robbed
while they were defusing you, Chief.

They got away with some plastic
explosives and some remote -control

mechanism. Now, wait a minute. Are you
telling me that I was just some kind of

diversionary tactic?

Kind of cheapens it somehow, doesn't it?

Cheapens it?

You take Bender, I'll take the bomb
squad.

You know, I think that's the first time
I've ever heard them agree on anything.

Yeah, well, a budding romance will do
that for you.

How did you know that?

Jimmy, I did not become editor of a
major newspaper because I can yoke.

Oh, excuse me, huh?

Well, we're a lost line.

Imagine my good luck running into you
two days in a row.

You know, I have something for you.

Information about Lex Luthor and the
woman who stole his body.

Who are you?

Do you know the story of Phoenix?

Yes.

Sacred bird reborn, rising from its own
ashes.

That's right.

When I was a little boy, my mother told
me that story.

And I, I always liked the park

where he...

Came back from the dead.

It's good to see you again, Lois.

Did you think I wouldn't come back for
you?

Yes, look at me.

I've lost everything.

My fortune, my reputation.

Everything but my feeling for you.

We must take the miracle of my
resurrection as a sign.

As a sign that even death can't keep us
apart.

No, don't question a miracle. We're
together again.

That's all that matters.

What?

What? No.

No, I could never.

When I've fallen from grace, haven't I?
I can see it in your eyes.

But surely a creature of such abundant
benevolence would allow me the chance to

redeem myself.

I... I don't have those feelings for you
anymore.

I don't believe you.

How could you expect?

After everything you've done.

Well, yes, I did terrible things, but I
did them for you.

I was provoked by the blinding light of
your beauty.

But if you can't forgive me, then here.

Call the police.

Go ahead, call.

You do feel something for me.

No.

I just feel maybe you've suffered
enough.

What did Luther say you wanted? I mean,
besides you.

Well, it looks like Bender is your only
solid lead to finding Luther.

Yeah, and he's in seclusion on his
yacht.

Supposedly he needs a break from the
press.

Well, he's not going to get it.

I want you two on him like flies on a T
-bone. Round -the -clock surveillance.

Chief, when you say round -the -clock,
you don't mean... Yes, sir.

Right now.

You can set up shop down at which
Kennebrews. He's a friend of mine.

Keeps a little hideaway down there at
the marina.

So, you want us to start tonight?

Have you got something better to do?

I guess not.

Uh -huh.

Good.

Jimmy.

Enjoy.

All right, CK.

Pearl Jam. This will definitely put me
over the top with Angela.

I don't believe this. Instead of Pearl
Jam, we wind up watching some lawyer get

ready for bed.

Well, maybe we can just pretend this is
our first date.

Not that I'd like this to be our first
date. Actually, I'd like something

But just so it's not a total loss.

I mean, you did ask me out, and I did
worry a lot about my answer. I wouldn't

want all that effort to be for nothing.

I'm babbling, aren't I?

Look, let's just say we're on a regular
assignment, and forget the date part.

We'll do it another time.

This is our almost first date.

Kind of like a test run.

Sure, why not?

All right.

Why don't I see if I can find something
that would be appropriate to celebrate

our almost first date.

Oh, hey, look.

Champagne.

Too bad it's warm.

Probably take forever to fill in this
little refrigerator.

I've got to get out of these clothes, so
just yell if you see anything.

Okay.

Here you are.

How'd you get a cold so fast?

I, uh... Uh... Oh, uh -oh.

Uh, there's another lamp on the other
side of the couch. No, no, I got, I got,

got...

I guess so.

I'm the one who needs to change now.

Oh, boy.

Yeah, I guess.

I guess I missed you again.

I guess so.

Well,

um, I'll just... Forth. More champagne?

Good idea.

Excuse me.

Wow, that must have been one defective
bowl.

What happened?

Oh, I had a muscle.

Mishap. I had a mishap.

This here.

So, to our almost first date.

Almost first date.

Oh, I should have known better than to
order Chinese food from a place called

Ralph's Pagoda.

Here.

Thanks,

Clark.

Some first date, huh?

It's okay.

I feel good. I'm so embarrassed.

Don't worry about it.

You can turn in.

You can sleep in the bedroom.

Oh.

I don't think I can make it to the
bedroom.

Here, come on.

Oh, Clark.

Here

you

go.

Door -to -door service.

If... You need anything during the
night, just call. I'll be right out of

Well?

Well... Good night, Clark.

Good night, Lois.

See me, Sheldon. Don't call my office.
You have my home number.

I'm sorry, Your Honor. It won't happen
again.

Clark.

Something's happening on Bender's boat.

Should something go wrong?

Nothing's going to go wrong, Your Honor.
Believe me.

I just wanted to thank you in person for
getting a new hearing for Raleigh Vale.

When's he being transferred to the
courthouse?

This afternoon.

That's Judge Winkler. Good.

On behalf of my client, I'd like you to
accept this little token of our

appreciation.

It's just like I wanted.

Small bills.

No sequential number.

Always a pleasure doing justice with
you, Counselor.

Hey, Bender!

Oh, my.

What?

You picked up?

I've always admired Nigel's creativity.

Sure, I'll just wait right here for his
call.

Judge Winkler's clerk.

The judge is temporarily unavailable for
comment.

Big surprise.

Why would Bender want Raleigh Vale
transferred downtown for a new hearing?

What's in it for the record?

Whatever it is, it's big enough to cost
Bender his life.

Hey, CK, thanks for the tickets.

Pearl Jam was incredible.

What happened to your eye?

Oh, brutal, huh?

Angela and I went through the mosh pit
twice.

Mosh pit?

Oh, oh, um, the director from the
homeless shelter called. That guy, uh,

He's down there eating breakfast right
now.

After you.

It's a long fall from a penthouse in the
sky.

What's that noise?

Oh, I hate breath.

It starts here at the Metropolis Men's
Prison and ends at the courthouse.

It must be the route they're going to
use to transfer Raleigh Vale.

Luther's going to break Vale out of
prison.

Let's go.

You go get the chief. I'm going to call
the police.

Lex wanted me to find you.

Thanks for making it so easy.

Steady.

Not too soon.

Looks like he needed a rest.

Yes, he'll have an awful headache
tomorrow morning.

Tell me, Mr. Bale, is the air sweeter
when it's free?

Yeah, it's great. Now get me out of
here.

I'd better get you a doctor.

Don't you realize Lex is insane?

If anyone's insane, you are.

You could have married the greatest man
in Metropolis.

But instead, you turned your back on
him.

He's a psychopathic criminal. He could
kill any of us. He never hurt me.

I gave him life.

But you drove him to his death.

Lois!

When will you ever learn?

I always get my way.

Relax, please, before you make things
worse.

I've already been through the worst.

All right, Vale.

Where did you hide the kryptonite?

It's been right here all along.

My Excalibur.

What are you going to do with that?

I'm going to kill Superman when he comes
to rescue you.

And then there'll be no one to take you
away from me.

Nigel, keep this in a safe place.

Now, where's my money?

Oh, yes, Nigel. Pay the man.

Hey, what's this?

It's called an old -fashioned double
-cross.

Exactly.

Won't you join me, Ramin?

That too, Nigel?

Nigel, what are you doing?

You had your day, Lex.

Now it's intergang with the deep
pockets.

But we're a team.

When the lead wolf is weakened, the pack
wittily turns.

The deal was my freedom and the money.

Let's go, Romina.

Is he all right? I'll take care of him.
It's all right, my love. It's just a

minor setback.

and love you? Give me your hand. He
never loved you. Give me your hand. He

sacrificed everything to free yourself.

I love you. I'll kill you.

Maybe you'd like to let me in on the
joke?

Me, on the joke?

Twice I've had the chance to kill you,
twice the game has gone your way.

The game is over, Luther.

I don't like to be the satisfaction of
taking me alive.

Sorry, Luther, but killing yourself is
the easy way out.

You can't cheat justice twice.

Oh, I'm so smug.

Tell them, Lois.

Tell them that once you really loved me.

Well, I thought I'd never see you today.

You think you're so pelvis?

Nice job, you two.

Now, I know I've said this before, but
this time it's an order. I want both of

you to take some time off.

Well, you don't have to tell me twice.

Um, Clark, I'll call you in a couple
days about that thing that we have to

reschedule. Yeah, whenever. That sounds
great. You know, you two don't have to

talk in code. You're not fooling
anybody.

Plan on making it a date. Just say so.

How did you... Jimmy. Hey, hey, I didn't
say a word, honestly. Look, he did not

become editor because he knows how to
yodel.

Oh, by the by, the old Butch Kennebrew a
bottle of champagne and a new

lampshade.