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Uh, yeah, look, Harlan, it's not me.

It's my wife, Alice.

Perry, Alice is a woman.

Safety, security, 3%, FDIC insured.

It's how they think. Yeah, I know that.

You've seen how much I've made for the
other members.

And you did okay with that little
investment we tested the waters with?

I did more than okay.

I just want to know that we're talking a
minimum downside here, Harlan.

You've got a sizable chunk of my life
savings. It's only natural to have these

kinds of fears, but Perry, I'm telling
you, this is a brand new way to

manufacture microchips for pennies.

Unlike the typical Silicon Valley
venture, all our basic managerials are

out to low -cost specialization
services.

So the pension alone will save us 45
cents per chip.

To get us into mass production fast, we
need equipment.

Now, we found an overseas company that's
gone belly up, willing to sell its hard

work. But they'll only deal in cash or
bonds. Wait a minute.

Are you telling me all my money is
sitting there in bearer bonds, good as

Relax, Perry.

This is not my first rodeo.

I've got an armed guard on the way.

Once in transit, it's all fully insured.

Well, there he is now.

Nothing like a single moth's catch, huh?

What the hell?

You all right, Harlan? Uh -huh.

Well, you're a little late, pal.

That safe is locked and secured.

There's not a chance you're going to get
anything out of there.

This is bad, isn't it?

So this hooded figure now, did you get a
good look at his face?

He was wearing a hood. Oh, right, yeah,
a hood.

Is this decaf?

What? Yeah, because I just can't take
all that caffeine anymore. It used to be

could drink three, four cups every
morning. Look, excuse me, do you mind if

get back to my robbery here?

Yeah, sorry. All right, now, see, the
way he stunned me, well, I never felt

anything like that before.

Are these nonfat? I'm trying to cut
down.

Will somebody get this man some nonfat
muffins?

Thank you.

Looks like post -traumatic stress is
setting in.

Can you blame him?

I mean, he has no idea if he'll ever see
his life savings again.

Listen, listen, can you do me a favor?
Would you go in there with me? He yells

less when you're around.

Boy, if I get less, I'd hate to see
more.

Yes, you would.

Realistically, Mr. White, this is a big
city. There's a robbery that happens

every ten minutes.

My advice is don't hold your breath.

That's it?

What kind of bonds were they again?
Bearer bonds.

Futures, chief. That's the way to go.

Isn't that risky?

Yeah, it can be, but the returns are
huge. I made $15 ,000 last week.

Whoa. You made $15 ,000 last week on
futures and we've been paying for your

parking?

It's not real.

Oh. I do it on my computer. It's my
hobby.

My brother put me into 5 % triple tax
freeze.

I didn't know what you needed.

Yeah.

Okay. See ya.

You'll be in touch.

About what?

About what?

Oh, right. Yeah, sure.

Shooters priest.

Oh, boy.

Well, I'm done for, kids. Those bonds
were as good as cash. They're gone.

They're not insured.

I suck up enough courage to tell Alice
she's going to boot me out the door

faster than you can say YMCA.

Well, don't start packing yet, Chief.
Clark and I can try and find this guy.

Well,

I can't ask you to do that for me.

Why? Daily Planet.

Well, because it would be using Planet
employees to help me solve my own

personal problems. I don't see how I can
do that. Chief, it's your wife.

Go.

Alice, how you doing, honey?

That's fine, Mr. Malmer. You can go on
up now.

Thank you, Charles.

Hi, I'm Clark Kent. This is Lois Lane.
We're from the Daily Planet. I believe

that Perry White called ahead and said
we were coming. Let's see.

Oh, yes. Here you are, Mr. Kent. You can
go on up. Thank you.

I'm sorry, ma 'am. You're going to have
to wait here.

What?

Well, it's a gentleman's club.

Well, I'm a reporter on a story. Excuse
me. I'm sorry, ma 'am.

Will you let go of my arm, please?

Will you?

Get off the step, please.

Yes, I'm a female.

It's probably been a few years since
you've seen one.

Lois, this guy's just trying to do his
job. Why don't I go upstairs?

Clark, are we partners or not? If you go
in there without me, it's as if you're

saying there is nothing wrong with this
kind of discrimination.

Fine.

Fine, what do you want us to do?

Well, we don't have to go in there. We
can get the police report. That'll tell

us everything.

Okay.

Typical.

Lois, he's just trying to provoke you.

Are you implying something? He's
obviously doing a great job.

That women are volatile and unstable,
prone to emotional outbursts? Well, let

tell you something. At least we don't
form organizations, the sole purpose of

which is to hide from the opposite sex.
I'm going to go get a hot dog.

Some guy in a Halloween suit sneaks into
my club, busts into my

safe, and trick -or -treat.

steals my money.

Our people are out in force. We should
have a lead by... Superman.

I heard about the robbery.

I thought I might have a look around.

Well, the police have already been over
the place, but of course, your help

would be more than welcome.

Have you ever thought of joining a men's
club, Superman?

Might be nice for you to have a place to
relax.

Take your cape off.

Be one of the guys.

Thanks, but I don't really have time.

We have a full gym.

What is this?

You mind if I take this with me? See
what I can find out?

Be my guest.

And if you change your mind about the
club... Maybe the news hasn't penetrated

these thick walls, but, you know, women
actually have the vote now.

You are blocking the entrance, and
you're creating a nuisance.

A nuisance? I'm a nuisance. Well, you
know, I could be picketing this place. I

could call my congressman. Fine.

I'm not finished with you yet. Fine.

I got this off a guard that I bribed
inside.

He said that they found this design
etched into the side of the safe.

What is it?

See the dragon symbol and the yin -yang?

They're power totems. Some of the more
obscure Chinese martial arts use them.

The design is cut into an artifact, like
a necklace or a ring, that's supposed

to bestow power upon its wearer.

If it's so obscure, how do you know
about it?

I travel to China a little bit.

I mean, I know some of them, but not all
of them. I don't recognize this one at

all. But hey, I know who would. Chen
Chao.

Who? Chen Chao. He's a friend of mine.

He's the editor of the Chinatown Daily.

His grandfather and sister Lynn are
really big into this stuff.

Oops.

What? My folks are coming into town. I
have to let them into my apartment.

You go ahead.

You sure?

Yeah.

Where'd you say this guy Chen lived?

The Heart of the Dragon.

What is that, some kind of Bruce Lee
movie?

It's no joke.

You saw what he did to the safe.

He's a 10th level Yi Chi master.

And with a dragon's heart bracelet, he's
unstoppable.

Excuse me.

Did I just fall through a rabbit hole?

I want this Yahoo phoned.

And then I want him hurt.

And then I want to dance at his funeral.

Are you reading me on this?

Yes. But I don't think you're reading
me.

I'm Lois Lane.

Clark Kent called. I have an appointment
with Chen Chao.

You must be Lois. I'm Chin. Hi. Nice to
finally meet you. I've heard a lot about

you. So, I hear the hooded figure
strikes again.

Yeah, Clark said you'd heard about this
guy? He said four Chinatown businesses

in the last week.

But this is his first robbery outside
Chinatown.

Same M .O.? Alone, big cash, no clues?

Oh, actually, one clue.

We found this. We were wondering if you
know what it means.

I don't know.

Hey, Grandpa?

You recognize this?

This one's heart and head are in
different places.

That's a good thing. If my heart was in
my head, I wouldn't have any room for my

brain. It is the dragons are the
lonesome.

Power totem of the Yi Chi discipline.

Two bracelets worn on the wrist, taken
from the Tao.

monastery many years ago.

Where are they now?

Only the one who took them knows.

Well, Tim, if you could get me a list of
the robberies that took place in

Chinatown on the dates. I'll fax it to
your office.

Thanks. How do you know Clark?

We go the same optometrist.

Excuse me.

It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.

I just... Wanted to say that I've
studied a little karate and tai chi, and

watching you with your students. I'd
really be interested in maybe taking...

Women are not allowed in the master
class.

Clark, I'm sorry the plane was so late.
Oh, next time maybe we'll just have you

fly us in.

Well, you'd certainly be a lot gentler
with our luggage.

What a day this has been. What a rare
mood I'm in.

Oh, hi, Lois. How are you? You look a
little tense.

We're investigating this story at the
Metropolis Men's Club. When Clark and I

get there, they won't let me in. Why
ever not?

Because I'm a woman.

And at your friend Chen's, I find out I
can't take a Yi Chi class because I'm a

woman. Oh.

Yes. Awful. But still, you can
understand why it's like that.

Uh, Dad.

Hmm? No, I'm talking about the men's
club part.

Because, you know, after a hard day, a
man likes a little time alone with his

buddies. A hard day.

So you're saying that men endure
intrinsically harder days than women.

Well, now, Lois, tell her what I mean,
Martha.

No, Jonathan, you tell me.

What are you saying?

What I'm saying is men work.

And women work, of course.

And Clark helped me out, huh?

I know nothing.

Hello? So you'd be willing to switch
jobs with me then, say, for the next

days that we're here in Metropolis?

Okay. For the next three days, I'll do
your chores.

You do mine.

Thank you.

Deal. My to -do list.

Okay.

Number one,

shop for dinner.

Okay, I'm off to work.

I guess I should start getting busy
doing Jonathan's chores.

Thanks. That was Jimmy. He got your fax
from Chen. Did a little background

check. Turns out that all four of the
Chinatown factories that were robbed by

the hooded figure are subsidiaries of
the same Chinatown company,

Sun Quan Industries.

So we'd like to talk to someone here at
Sun Quan Industries about the robberies.

We understand you've been hit a lot
recently.

It's just not your day with doormen.

And in exchange for your passage here,
you have agreed to work in our

live in our housings, and set aside 50 %
of your wages until the debt is repaid.

The boy.

We were hoping he would go to school.

Oh, he will.

As soon as he's worked off his debt.

But, but, you don't want to work here.

There's no problem with sending you
back.

There's still half a day left.

Go see the foreman. He'll get you on the
line.

We just brought in another family.

We need 50 more.

A hundred.

Every day.

I could bring in thousands.

If only Superman didn't patrol the
harbors.

Yeah, yeah.

Angels. Pinheads.

Welcome to the wonderful world of If.

Tell me you've got good news about these
robberies.

I do.

The Dragon's Heart bracelets were
brought here from China by a family

known to us.

The bracelets... Bracelets again? What
are you, working up a drag act?

I don't care about bracelets.

You're into women's accessories? Fine.

Shop on your own time.

But find this guy that's taking my
money.

Hey,

I think your bracelet guy is about to
have his butt handed to him. Faster than

speeding bullet.

That's great.

but I'll be better as soon as this guy's
in.

Jail.

You were saying something about women's
accessories?

He can beat Superman.

We're in the heart of the dragon.

A Ichi master could kill Superman.

A dead Superman.

You know what that is?

Good for business.

Nobody flying over the harbor with x
-ray vision.

We could fill factories by the boatload.

Welcome to that world of this.

Get him.

I don't care what it costs or who dies.

I want those bracelets.

Let's go.

Are you sure it wasn't kryptonite?

I'm sure, Dad.

Do you suppose he could be some kind of
super being?

Well, he wasn't strong. He was just... I
don't understand what he really was at

all.

Light bulb.

Your job.

Right. Clark, where do you keep the
light bulbs?

I don't know, Dad. Mom bought the last
box. They're in the storage space under

the window in the bedroom.

Dad?

What happened to this shirt?

What do you mean?

It was white.

I just washed it. It should be clean.

Well, it is clean, Dad, only now it's
pink.

You didn't wash this with my cape, did
you?

Well, can't you fix it with your heat
vision or something?

Dad, there's not a superpower on Earth
that can get this out.

Speaking of heat vision, do you smell
something burning?

Dad, my cape.

I got it.

Oh, it bugged me all night, and then I
finally figured it out.

Hey, nice shirt.

You look good in pink.

Thanks, Lois. Come on in.

So, the moves that the hooded figure was
using, I recognize them. They're the

exact moves that Chen's grandfather
taught.

The yee -chee.

Ken? Lois, I think I hear something.

Jim, what happened?

Four guys broke in.

Toilet placed up.

Who were they?

The Tong.

The Chinese mafia?

What did they want?

They think we have the dragon heart
bracelets Grandpa was talking about.

That's part of the reason we're here.

The hooded robber hit Sun Quan
Industries.

Lois saw him using the same Yi Chi moves
that you taught, and he was wearing the

bracelets. He threw Superman around like
a rag doll and then disappeared.

I wouldn't say like a rag doll.

A Yi Chi master utilizes many devices.

A smoke that paralyzes, a sound that
confuses, a dust that can create an

so real that even another...

Yi Chi master would be fooled.

And the dragon heart's bracelet?

Your chi is strong.

Very, very strong.

Yes, I trust you. I have the bracelets.

Grandpa, for real?

When my grandfather died, he gave them
to me to hold for the next worthy one.

I thought it would be my student, Juk
Mao.

But he was seduced by evil and greed.

The last thing I did before leaving
China with my grandchildren for America

to have him arrested.

What's so amazing about the bracelets?

I will show you.

Like so many, the tongs search without
seeing.

It's gone.

Someone had stolen them.

They were here yesterday.

I checked on it after you left, Miss
Lane.

Chen!

Mr. Liu, where'd you get this?

The hooded man left it with us.

Now I can pay back the factory. My boy
can go to school.

Please, Chen.

You understand these things.

You can make arrangements to pay back
these men so they don't bother me again.

Don't worry.

I think I know who to talk to to
straighten this out.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Where do they work?

Sun Quan.

And suddenly there's a thief hitting Sun
Quan Industries.

And handing out donations.

Maybe we should go at this from another
angle.

Maybe we should be looking into who's
behind Sun Quan and how that's connected

to Perry.

Well, I can tell you who everybody
whispers about.

But there's never been any proof.

Indentured workers?

Sounds like something out of the Middle
Ages.

Kind of like a men's club.

Well, what has this got to do with
Harlan and my club?

The buzz in Chinatown is that Harlan
Black is Sun Quan Industries.

Good Lord.

You know, he told me he'd found a way to
cut production costs. He didn't say

indentured labor was a part of it. If an
investment sounds too good to be true,

it usually is.

I'm just quoting the Wall Street
Journal.

And as far as the hooded robber was
concerned, Chief, your money was as

Harlan's. And if we're going to get your
money back, we've got to find him and

convince him that you were just an
innocent dupe.

No offense.

No, no, Lois, I deserve that one.

You know, I was wondering, what if Chen
is the hooded robber?

A mild -mannered reporter, really a
superhero?

Clark.

Jen,

do I look like a nine -year -old?

No. Then why are you telling me fairy
tales?

You stole this from me.

I told you, I just wanted to help the
news.

What, you think I never read Zorro?

There's only one reason you're not dead.

You have something I want.

Now, where are the bracelets?

I don't know.

Kid, you can either tell me or you can
tell Zhuk Mao.

You recognize the name?

Your grandfather practically raised him.

His star pupil, I'm told.

Tenth level chi master.

Whatever that is.

This is a mistake. I'm not the guy who's
been robbing you.

Well, either you are and it's going to
be one heck of a fight.

Or... I'm totally wrong.

In which case, you're one dead nerd.

I swear, I'm not the guy.

I'm not.

Okay, even if Chen isn't the robber, he
can put the word out on the street, and

we want to talk to him and straighten
everything out. We should be digging

deeper into Sun Quan, trying to get some
hard connection to Black. This is a

waste of time.

Lois, we flipped a coin. You lost.

Let me see the quarter again.

Guess we keep looking.

Make it look like an accident.

I figure.

Got it, Chief.

How about we... Look, do you think you
can rustle us up some coffee?

Black with sugar.

Cream.

Cream. Four sugars.

Hold on a second. Why should I get the
coffee? I got it last time. No, and you

were already young.

Oh, boy.

Women.

What? What'd you say?

He said women.

As in... As in women.

You know, like table, chair, lamp.

It's a word, Lois.

Like coffee?

She sure is sensitive today. That's how
they get sometimes, huh?

Yeah, but God love them, huh?

Easy on the eyes, hard on the ears. Oh,
yeah.

Lois! Coffee!

We need coffee.

So go get us some coffee.

Lois, how about some coffee?

Lois, coffee? Get your own damn coffee!

What?

Coffee.

Oh, thanks.

Sure.

I just got off the phone with the
hospital.

Chen is gonna be fine.

What about his family?

I can't get them on the phone, and none
of the neighbors have even seen him.

Well, they're probably out looking for
those dragon whatevers.

Hearts.

Clark?

Dad, what are you doing here?

Oh.

I was wondering if I could leave these
packages here while I finish shopping.

Sure.

Hi,

Lois.

You look a little pooped.

Martha always spends the day while we're
in Metropolis, stocking up on linens,

kitchenware, stuff like that for the
house.

So, what's Mom doing?

Well, so far, she's beaten herself at
checkers 12 times in a row.

Alice will take you this a whole lot
better than I thought. Well, I mean,

basically barred me from any and all
fiduciary responsibility, but that's

probably a good thing. You know, I'm
real good at making money, but holding

to it slips right through my fingers
like water.

There's no real trick to it, Chief. It's
just a...

A little common sense and a little
research. But anybody can have bad luck.

I mean, I took a bath on that phone
stock deal last year. Lost $80 ,000 like

that. Well, did you make it back?

Are you kidding?

I got a tip from a buddy, right? Took my
cushion fund, put it into minerals,

tripled what I would have made on the
phone deal.

If only it was real money.

Anyway, gotta go.

Lots to do.

Sorry. Bye, Dad.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Martha wants to throw a party on Friday.

Nothing fancy.

And we'd like you to come, Lois.

You cooking?

I am.

Wouldn't miss it.

Okay, kids, what's our status?

We've run into a dead end trying to
figure out who that robber is.

It's got to be somebody who's a Yichi
master. I don't think it's the

grandfather. Unless that hobbling with a
cane is just an act.

Okay, but we know it's not Chen.

Getting thrown off that building was no
act.

We've been running checks on all the
grandfather's students, but that could

forever. So we think our next option is
to go after Harlan.

Yeah, but how's that going to stop the
robber? Well, if we can help put Harlan

away, then we might have some leverage
to convince the robber to return your

money. If we ever figure out who he is.
The problem is, from all public records,

Harlan's attachment to Sun Quan
Industries is non -existent. Well, we're

to need some hard evidence.

I doubt there'd be much at his factories
or any of his other businesses. What

about his home?

Or the club.

The club?

You know, he does an awful lot of
business down there, including trying to

money from members like me. I bet
there's more than a little something in

computer files.

See, do you think you can get me inside?

Well, yeah.

That's no problem.

We'll just act like you're a prospective
member.

I'll show you around, and when the coast
is clear...

I'll duck into Harlan's office. Gee,
maybe I should do the ducking. Excuse

Lois Lighton here. Remember me? Award
-winning investigative reporter.

on investigative.

Specializing in covert break -in. Lois,
you may not go on this mission.

Well, what am I supposed to do? Sit here
knitting, waiting for the hunter

-gatherers to return?

Clark, explain it to her, will you?

Chief, have you ever heard the
expression, pulling a Schultz? Ah,

heroes. I know nothing.

I see nothing.

I hear nothing.

Yeah, so we got the pool, gym, billiard
room, squash courts, racquetball courts,

and right in there, the president's
office.

Chief, you should let me do this one.
All right, now, look, Clark, I know

some kind of hot shot, but believe me,
son, I invented the word hot shot.

I understand that, Chief. Hey, Donovan.
Oh, hi, Perry. Listen, I want you to

meet Clark Kent. He's thinking about
becoming a member. Oh, you think you

take him over and show him the squash
courts?

Yeah, sure, we'd appreciate it. Great.

See you at about 20.

Oh,

Perry, Harlan.

I was just looking for you.

I talked to the insurance company again.
This whole thing is just a nightmare.

I feel so, I mean...

I know it's not my fault. No, no,
Harlan, look, I think you're being too

yourself here. Tell you what, I'll buy
you dinner.

No, no.

I can give you a detailed account of why
this is such a morass. I feel terrible,

Perry, really, I do.

Really, Harlan. No, no, I insist.

Now, wait a minute. See, I've got
something...

Bad luck running into Harlan like that.

I don't know.

Somehow I think I should have found some
way around it, you know?

Chief, why don't you go back to the
planet? I'll just... Hey, Bud, you got a

light? Ah, yeah.

On second thought, smoking's a bad
habit.

Lois?

Oh, Lord, she's gone round the bend.

Hardly.

Harlan's financial records?

Lois, she didn't get into my club.

Yep.

But not the billiard room.

Banged a few balls with a guy named
Krell.

The bar?

Had a few belts.

Charged them to you.

Yeah, but you didn't... You didn't go to
the... Well, when you gotta go, you

gotta go.

Lois, you are amazing.

Hey, what the hell are you looking at?

It's a girl.

Hey, it's a... Lois, tell him you're a
girl. Chief, people are gonna see what

they wanna see.

That's it.

What?

It's not the grandfather or Chen.

It's a master. Or maybe somebody who's
been around a master their entire life.

Like his granddaughter, Lin Chao.

So, it is you.

What you have done is a shameful thing.

You have stolen the dragon's heart.

I'm sorry, Grandpa.

I thought that... Do not think.

The long sum is mine to give, not yours
to take.

You have dishonored me.

Give them back.

have called you a student is my greatest
shame. And Hannah... Okay, everybody,

calm down.

Daddy's home.

Let him go.

Sure.

Just kidding.

Of course I'm not going to let him go.

And there's nothing you can do about it
as long as old Juk here's got those

bracelets on.

And aren't they smart?

Accessories for any and all occasions.

All right, you've got them. Now get out.

Well, there's a few other things I'd
like to know, like, oh, I don't know,

where's the rest of the money you stole
from me? You'll get it when you let my

grandfather go.

You know, I like this.

Your arm's about to get torn off and
you're little Miss Spunk.

Tell you what, we'll table the money
thing for now.

There's something I want even more.

Superman.

Kellogg's again.

Chen said that she likes to come down to
this market at night and buy her

grandfather's tea.

This is it right here.

Now, see, part of the key is planning
ahead.

Planning ahead, right.

I think we should get you into
pharmaceuticals. It can be risky, but...

look, I don't even have my money back
yet.

See? You see, that's what I'm talking
about with planning ahead.

You will have your money back, and when
you do, you've got to know exactly what

to do with it.

Now, here.

I put together this chart to illustrate.

Now, wait.

Jimmy, this goes all the way up to 2024.

Big picture, Chief.

I want you thinking.

Big picture.

Please, I need Lois Lane.

Especially with all those different
types of tea you like. Laps saying

I mean, what happened to classic orange?
That is a fabulous tea.

Black said that unless Superman comes at
11 o 'clock, he'll kill Grandpa, and

there's nothing I can do to stop him.
Ten minutes.

What does he want Superman for?

With Superman dead, Harlan's smuggling
business gets a lot easier.

That's something the police should know.
I'll be right back.

I fought Superman.

He has a chi, a steel.

And if I could show him how to use it,
he could beat Juk. I'm sorry, Lin. I

don't know how to call him. I mean, he
usually just shows up when I need him.

And I always will.

Against Juk, your strength is your
weakness.

He'll use it against you.

How's Superman supposed to fight it
without being strong?

It's five to eleven.

If only he had more time to learn.

She would if the grandfather wasn't a
hostage.

Lois, I... Superman has saved us dozens
of times. This is our chance to help

him.

Guilt, the kung fu of emotions.

Remember, the more you fight, the more
you give him.

And the reverse is also true.

Too late.

11 o 'clock. Good. I like my superheroes
punctual.

Zook.

A contest.

Super strength against super cheese.

Personally, I'd put my money on Zook.

Wouldn't you, Miss Lane?

You are Lois Lane, aren't you?

A great reporter, but a lousy commando.

Nobody's perfect. You're a good dresser,
but a lousy human being.

Really? You like the suit?

I've come to take the dragon's heart
back to its rightful owner.

May I have it, please?

Don't say I didn't ask nicely.

Just in time, baby.

Kill him.

You get up.

Now you have lost. Do what's honorable.

Give up the dragon bracelet.

Come on, Superman.

You want to get crazy, huh? Come on.

What the... The power.

He cannot control it.

It controls him.

That'll be Clark with the police.

Everybody back up.

not mine.

They belong to Lin, my granddaughter.

Tenth level Yi Chi master.

Glad we're on the same side now.

Smells great, Mr. Kent.

And since Lynn was able to return all
the money, the police aren't pressing

charges. Except against Harlan. Lots of
charges there.

Jimmy is going to start investing
Perry's money tomorrow morning.

And Perry asked me to tell you, Lois,
that he has reviewed his financial

and decided that he has a little bit
more cash to play with every month than

thought, now that he has resigned from
the men's club.

Well, welcome to the 20th century,
Chief.

Okay, folks, here we are.

Hot stuff.

Eat, Hardy.

Oh, Jonathan, it's beautiful.

It's delicious.

Dad, I am impressed.

It's a beginner's luck.

Oh, beginner's nothing. Mr. Kent, I
haven't had Chinese food this good

I've never had Chinese food this good.

Jonathan,

you look a little perturbed or
something, huh?

Martha, do I really just sit around all
day and play checkers? No.

Sometimes you watch football.

Breathe. Take amazingly long naps.

When we're visiting Clark.

But at home, you're up at 4 a .m. every
morning running a farm.

Well, so are you.

Honey, the point of all this isn't that
I work harder than you, but that we both

work hard.

Except when we're visiting our son.

You know, this was fun.

I'm almost sorry things have to go back
to the way they were. Oh, they don't

have to.

What?

You can keep making the meals.

You're good.

Martha, I've got a confession.
Personally, I'd order from the Szechuan

Now, the House of Hunan is great, but
all this garlic just...

in front of company here.

Oh.

I'm sorry. See you, ma 'am.