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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:14,720 Earth, a tiny blue planet, revolving around an insignificant yellow star 2 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:21,480 on the edge of a small and meaningless galaxy, inhabited by some really stupid 3 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:24,720 creatures that called themselves human beings. 4 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:30,760 These so -called humans went about their mundane life thinking they were so 5 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:36,540 superior, the end product of evolution, at the top of the food chain, or that it 6 00:00:36,540 --> 00:00:43,040 was. Until that fateful dark night, when they had the marketing board. 7 00:00:43,420 --> 00:00:47,600 We like 8 00:00:47,600 --> 00:01:01,260 brains, 9 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:03,200 we like guns. 10 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:10,620 We like eating people so much you can't run or hide your 11 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:14,960 face cause we're flesh eating ghouls from outer space. 12 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:21,040 We're ghouls. Flesh eating ghouls. Oh yeah. 13 00:01:22,580 --> 00:01:29,280 We're ghouls. Flesh eating ghouls from outer 14 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:30,280 space. 15 00:01:30,730 --> 00:01:37,410 Sink our teeth into your head. Play with your eyeballs till you're 16 00:01:37,410 --> 00:01:44,370 dead. You can blood because we like it a day. We're fresh eating ghouls 17 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:45,590 from outer space. 18 00:01:45,790 --> 00:01:52,790 We're fresh eating ghouls from outer 19 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:53,790 space. 20 00:01:54,090 --> 00:01:55,390 Oh yeah. 21 00:01:55,770 --> 00:01:57,410 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 22 00:02:11,309 --> 00:02:13,510 What was that noise? 23 00:02:14,250 --> 00:02:16,310 I don't know. 24 00:02:16,990 --> 00:02:20,210 Why don't you turn on the TV? 25 00:02:21,270 --> 00:02:24,890 Maybe there's something on the news about it. 26 00:02:25,150 --> 00:02:27,750 Yeah, if Brock's on, he'll know. 27 00:02:28,430 --> 00:02:32,750 We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you this really... 28 00:02:32,910 --> 00:02:35,250 Really, really, really important news flash. 29 00:02:35,610 --> 00:02:40,090 Let's go to our dashing and sexy anchorman, Brock Buttman, at the studio 30 00:02:40,090 --> 00:02:41,850 atop the hump on Camelback Mountain. 31 00:02:44,050 --> 00:02:50,230 Good evening. This is Brock Buttman on KRAP -TV 13, the channel with the poop 32 00:02:50,230 --> 00:02:51,009 the scoop. 33 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:54,690 We have some breaking news that there have been reports of sightings from 34 00:02:54,690 --> 00:02:57,190 the world of strange alien spaceships crash landing. 35 00:02:57,830 --> 00:03:01,330 Now, don't panic. This might be a childish Halloween prank. 36 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:05,380 or just another government cover -up. And I repeat, don't panic. 37 00:03:05,660 --> 00:03:09,620 But if these reports are true, do not go outside alone. 38 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:10,960 Stay in your home. 39 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,500 If these visitors are real, we don't know what their purpose is. 40 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:18,060 They may have come in peace to share their advanced technology, or they might 41 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:21,860 want to probe our anuses. Or they could, in fact, be really nasty, flesh -eating 42 00:03:21,860 --> 00:03:22,920 ghouls from outer space. 43 00:03:23,380 --> 00:03:27,760 Until we have more information, I repeat, don't panic and don't go out 44 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,260 Stay in your home. 45 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,100 Okay? Okay. 46 00:03:31,760 --> 00:03:33,340 And remember, film at 11. 47 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:37,800 We now return to Louie's Love Zone, already in progress. 48 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:44,920 Long and gooey, Larry, long and gooey. What a bunch of crap. 49 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:50,520 I'm going out there to see what the hell's going on. I don't think you 50 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:55,040 You heard what Brock said. Don't go out alone and stay in your home. 51 00:03:55,420 --> 00:03:58,540 Don't go out there and leave me alone. 52 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,100 I can't call anyone. 53 00:04:02,570 --> 00:04:03,890 the cusp of the phone. 54 00:04:04,150 --> 00:04:06,230 Please don't leave me. 55 00:04:06,510 --> 00:04:07,950 Don't go out. 56 00:04:08,930 --> 00:04:14,730 It might be those last beating ghouls that they're talking about. 57 00:04:15,530 --> 00:04:17,410 Wah -ah -ah -ah -doo. 58 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:19,529 Wah -ah -ah -ah -doo. 59 00:04:19,810 --> 00:04:20,810 Wah. 60 00:04:21,350 --> 00:04:23,510 Oh, quit your crying. 61 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,570 I must go and see. 62 00:04:26,070 --> 00:04:29,570 Just a humble tomcat caught in a tree. 63 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,760 I must investigate. I must go out. 64 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:40,800 I know it ain't those flesh -eating ghouls that they're talking about. 65 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:43,640 Wah -ah -ah -ah -doo. 66 00:04:43,980 --> 00:04:45,720 Wah -ah -ah -ah -doo. 67 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:48,820 Wah. It ain't them. 68 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,080 It is. 69 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,560 It ain't them. Oh, you fool. 70 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:57,920 It ain't those flesh -eating ghouls. 71 00:05:06,270 --> 00:05:09,790 I've heard enough. That's it. I'm going out there. 72 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:13,230 Please, Cletus, don't go out. 73 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:22,710 Here, kitty, kitty. 74 00:05:24,790 --> 00:05:26,790 Yeah, guess what I thought. 75 00:05:28,030 --> 00:05:29,030 Nothing. 76 00:05:29,450 --> 00:05:30,770 Not a damn thing. 77 00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:32,090 Hey. 78 00:05:34,330 --> 00:05:37,070 What are you two supposed to be? 79 00:05:38,090 --> 00:05:41,490 Huh? Yeah, wait. Flesh -eating ghouls? 80 00:05:41,810 --> 00:05:44,990 I got your anal probe right here. 81 00:05:46,070 --> 00:05:50,890 Come on over here. I'll kick both your asses. That's right. 82 00:05:51,170 --> 00:05:52,270 Come on. 83 00:05:52,530 --> 00:05:53,750 Come on, baby. 84 00:05:59,340 --> 00:06:00,760 I wonder what happened to him. 85 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,000 He's been gone a long time. 86 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:05,320 I think I'll go out there and see for myself. 87 00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:07,460 Cletus. 88 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:09,380 Cletus, honey, are you out there, Cletus? 89 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:11,120 I can't see you. 90 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:34,940 It's a lovely day. 91 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:41,400 Why don't you have yourself another Twinkie? Yes, Mommy. 92 00:06:42,700 --> 00:06:45,600 Mommy, where did Daddy go? 93 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:47,940 My little cupcake. 94 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:51,900 He's run off with that cheap poor zoo. 95 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:55,920 Why don't you have another Twinkie? 96 00:06:57,180 --> 00:07:00,120 Mommy, my friend Johnny... 97 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:09,140 There, there, my little bonbon. 98 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,980 He's just trying to scare you. 99 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:16,700 You know there's no such thing as a flesh -eating ghoul. 100 00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:18,060 Be afraid. 101 00:07:19,140 --> 00:07:21,320 Eat another. 102 00:09:17,580 --> 00:09:20,680 I told you there's no such thing as... Oh, shit! 103 00:09:21,740 --> 00:09:23,660 Save the Twinkies! 104 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:28,100 Uh 105 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:35,980 -oh, 106 00:09:35,980 --> 00:09:36,980 my hair. 107 00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:38,060 Am I on? 108 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:45,320 This is Brock Buttman, live on KRAP -TV 13, the channel with the poop 109 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,320 on the scoop. 110 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:49,600 I'm reporting to you from an incredible scene of death and destruction. 111 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:51,660 This is horrible, folks. 112 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:55,040 There's blind body parts all over the place. 113 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:57,420 This city is in complete chaos. 114 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:03,500 We are going to try to get an interview with a victim. Now, yes, yes, I see one 115 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:10,340 over here. Sir, sir, sir, sir, you look pretty busy right now, but 116 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:12,040 take a minute to talk to our viewers. 117 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,900 Hey, aren't you Brock Buttman? 118 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,900 Am I on? TV. 119 00:10:17,420 --> 00:10:18,640 Hi there, Mom! 120 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:23,040 Okay, okay. Can you tell our viewers right now what it's like being eaten by 121 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,040 flesh -feeding wolves? 122 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:31,040 It hurts a little, Brock, and I'm not feeling too good right now. I bet it 123 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,480 Now, do you think this is all a hoax or a government cover -up to raise gas 124 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:35,480 prices? 125 00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:42,940 Brock, this is definitely not a hoax, and it's far too ingenious for a 126 00:10:42,940 --> 00:10:43,940 government cover -up. 127 00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:06,860 That tank had no effect at all. 128 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,300 These ghouls are Rambo strong. 129 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,740 But now I see a chip off the coast. 130 00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:23,300 Holy crap, that was unbelievable. 131 00:11:23,740 --> 00:11:25,520 Maybe it couldn't do a damn thing either. 132 00:11:25,780 --> 00:11:29,380 I wonder if the Air Force could blast those ghouls back to the black hole they 133 00:11:29,380 --> 00:11:33,300 came from. Yes, I see a bomber flying overhead now. 134 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,500 Oh the humanity! 135 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:23,860 Not even the atomic bomb can hurt these flesh -eating ghouls. What or who can 136 00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:27,400 stop them? Is the human race doomed to be consumed, or is this just a cheap 137 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:31,500 hoax? What is the government trying to cover up? More news at 6. This is Brock 138 00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:35,000 Buttman from KRAP -TV, the channel with the poop on the scoop. 139 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,600 Have a great day! 140 00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:58,820 I should sing that special song that mommy taught me. It always makes things 141 00:12:58,820 --> 00:12:59,820 better. 142 00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:13,770 The Navy and the Air Force. The Army was nothing to us but ethical. 143 00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:20,870 They couldn't kill us with guns or mace. Because we're flesh -eating ghouls from 144 00:16:20,870 --> 00:16:22,090 outer space. 145 00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:26,810 The humans were so arrogant, we ate the whole stupid race. 146 00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:31,050 Because we're flesh -eating ghouls from outer space. 147 00:16:34,190 --> 00:16:37,370 Flesh -eating ghouls. 148 00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:42,890 From now to fate. 149 00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:50,030 Hey, are you still hungry? 150 00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:53,590 Always. How about some Italian? 151 00:16:54,050 --> 00:16:56,030 I'm sick of garlic. 152 00:16:56,530 --> 00:16:58,030 What about American? 153 00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:01,690 Cholesterol. What about Chinese? 154 00:17:02,530 --> 00:17:05,290 You know, I am always hungry an hour later. 155 00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:24,630 This is Brock Butman live on KRAP TV 13, the channel with the scoop on the 156 00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:25,589 poop. 157 00:17:25,589 --> 00:17:27,869 I'm reporting to you at the end of the world. 158 00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:29,990 The ghouls have left the planet. 159 00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:32,070 They have eaten the human race. 160 00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:36,170 My cameraman and I are the only ones left to repopulate the planet. 161 00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:40,250 It will be an awesome task, but I think I'm up to it. 162 00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:41,870 More news at 6. 163 00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:43,810 That's a wrap. 164 00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:47,330 Hey, hey, where are you going? Wait, hey, hey, hey! 11958