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- I like your hair.

This is really good.

You know, I thought you might still be a little upset at me

over what happened to Pete

- Excuse me.

- Barry. Gimme the gun.

Give the gun.

Are you deaf?

- I heard you the first time.

- I just wanna see it.

- I'm not giving you the gun.

- It's okay.

It's all over now.

- Carol.

- Kelvin.

- What's up G? Thanks for picking me up.

- Hey, of course this is gonna be fun.

♪ You try that crumbling inside in your mouth ♪

♪ You start to scream but no sound comes out ♪

♪ And then you don know what's reality ♪

♪ Dreams on Halloween ♪

♪ Dreams on Halloween ♪

♪ Dreams on Halloween ♪

♪ Nightmares Atfc yeah ♪

♪ Dreams on Halloween ♪

♪ Dreams on Halloween ♪

♪ Down to scream ♪

♪ Walking down the street and you hear somebody's feet ♪

♪ Following behind you when you start to freak ♪

♪ Then you look for the closes sense retreat ♪

♪ The little old lady lives secluded withdrawn ♪

♪ You knock out the door she got hinges of jaw ♪

♪ Then you wake up in another scene ♪

♪ Dreams on Halloween ♪

♪ Dreams on Halloween ♪

♪ Dreams on Halloween ♪

♪ Nightmares Atfc yeah ♪

- There's like nothing out here.

- Come on. I'm from out here.

Corn and soybeans, alfalfa.

- And Milo.

- Milo?

I know a spot it's over there.

- This spot is so great.

- How did you find it?

- I grew up near here.

Know the guy who owns this land?

He lives up by the road, near the road.

He's not a creeper.

He's a little weird.

- Nothing to do out here, but go crazy.

- Exactly. Yes.

Why don't you two go explore the creek.

Okay. Have an adventure.

I'll make a campfire.

And if you having to find some good firewood

bring it back. Okay?

- That's creepy.

Milo Man?

I wonder who that is.

- Yikes.

- Let's go back.

- Hey, look at this.

- Shirt. Pants.

Oh, and shoes and underwear. Ew!

- Okay. I think we've seen enough.

- Oh, my necklace.

It's my guardian angel.

- There. Fixed.

- Here. Let me try.

- We found an old bridge up there.

- Yeah, it's old railroad bridge I think

that's a bike path.

- All the way out here?

- Oh yeah. Goes down past the next town even further.

- We found some old clothes too.

- Oh yeah.

Used to find all sorts of weird stuff under that bridge

with kids.

- And some spooky graffiti.

- There's always graffiti under the bridge too.

What do you mean spooky?

- Oh, like creepy, glowing eyes in the words Milo man.

- Milo Man.

- I have not thought about that since I was a kid.

- Who's Milo man?

- It's like a legend or a myth like Bigfoot.

- What do you mean?

- Way my dad told me he heard it from his coworkers

when he drove for the county.

Like it's one of those stories.

Anyway, we were driving alone that night on country road.

See eyes, glowing animal eyes

in the corn or milo, like a bobcat.

- So it's a bobcat?

- No, the spooky thing is that

they're up by the top of the corn

like human height.

Not like a little bobcat.

- Supposedly there actually are bobcats out here

- Supposedly, I never saw 'em.

Of course I never saw coyote there as a kid.

For past few years though they've been creeping

into the suburbs.

You've seen 'em in the city sometimes?

- Yeah, like foxes, and like Japanese folklore,

foxes are spirits that cause all sorts of mischief.

- Oh. like Milo man.

- What's that?

Just Go Carol.

- Gertrude.

- What are you doing?

Holy buckets.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You're flooding it.

Calm down.

Calm down.

- Why won't it start

- Hilly, it's flooded.

I'm gonna have to wait.

- There, there's a, there's a...

- I know, I know.

He's Milo Man.

- You know about Milo Man?

- I've been out here a long time farming this land.

Milo Man's part of the land.

- You know that there's a monster out there

making people vanish and you don't do anything about it.

- It's hard to explain.

Look, Milo Man's part of the land.

He plays by a different set of rules than us.

The land has needs.

Needs that modern folk just can't understand.

- That's disgusting.

- Maybe so.

But it's the way in nature.

Life to death,

and life again.

Something does the eating

and what it's eating comes from somewhere.

And it eats too.

- My friends are gone.

At this rate, I'm gonna be next.

- No, they're not really gone.

Not really.

They're still out there with Milo Man.

I think it's that New East bypass they putting in.

Construction's got him all riled up.

Sorry kid.

I think it's your time.

Hey.

Hey, Milo Man.

I got another one boy.

Calm down girl.

Don't think of it as dying.

You'll just be part of the land now.

Oh, mercy.

Don't kill me .

- Where are we going?

- I can't tell you that.

It's a secret

- Honey, you know I hate surprises.

Besides, the tent in the back is a total giveaway.

- Shit, I really thought I hid that thing better.

- Nope, you didn't.

- It's just up ahead here.

This guy Jimmy from work,

he says it's a great place to camp.

- Jimmy from work is an alcoholic

whose wife kicks him out once a week.

- Yeah. But that just means he like knows where

all like the really nice out of the way camping areas are.

- That's because he's been kicked out

of the legitimate areas.

- True. But I mean, we're almost there.

You know, I mean, we might as well check it out.

- Well, it's been a long time

since we've been camping, I guess.

- That's the spirit.

- Are you sure about this honey?

Some people got missing around here.

- Yeah. Relax.

There's probably just a bunch of city slickers

that couldn't find their own asses

with two hands on a flashlight.

- We are city slickers.

- Well, don't worry, I'll protect you.

- That's what I'm afraid of.

- Hey, I could protect you.

- Yeah, yeah.

Right. Come on Rambo.

It really is nice out here.

Just look at those leaves.

- Yeah. Fall, my favorite time of the year.

Well, what do you think?

- Looks like a tent to me.

- Ah, come on.

- Okay. Okay.

It's wonderful.

Satisfied?

- Yes.

Hey, what do you say,

we test drive the old tent.

- In the middle of the day?

Somebody might come along.

- So if they did, they'd get a free show.

- You ain't right.

- But you love me.

- I do.

What was that?

- What was what?

- I heard something.

- I think it was just the sound of my heart beating for you.

- Daniel, I'm serious.

- All right, I'll check it out.

- A house, thank God.

- In local news, two more hikers have gone missing

in the Shawnee National Forest near the big Muddy River.

- Can I help you dear?

- There's a monster, it attacked.

Can I use your phone?

- I'm afraid I don't have a phone.

The telephone company won't run a line out here

and cell phones won't work out in this hollow.

- No signal.

Nope. And you won't get one till you get out on the ridge.

- But my husband needs help now.

- The railroad tracks over there lead up the hill.

I'm afraid that's all the help I can be.

Now, now come down.

Tell me what's wrong.

- The monster, the big muddy monster attacked my husband.

- They say the big muddy monster is a myth.

- No, it's real.

It's real.

- Oh, I know he's real.

- What?

- You city slickers always coming out here

disrupting a natural balance of things.

Why didn't you just stay in the city where you belong?

- What are you talking about lady?

Don't worry, honey.

We play fair.

I'll count to 10 before I let him chase you.

One,

two,

three,

four,

five,

six,

seven,

eight,

nine,

10.

Happy hunting.

Such a good boy.

- I caught her in my sight last night at Fat Racks bar.

Took game at the target.

I tugged at the trigger and I fired at her

with a slow gen phase.

Shot myself up with a shooter.

Bartender hit her with the bullet.

I made my mark.

I was in like Flynn.

You want me to tell you the story?

Let me tell you the story.

So I'm rubbing like a fine tuned engine in neutral.

And what does she say?

She says, 'Your eyes are as deep and clear

as a Minnesota Lake.

I wanna take off all my clothes.'

- And go skinny dipping you know.

- 'My eyes, no clothes, ' she said that.

Where's my beer?

So we cruise over to her place.

We kicked it over into a steady, uphill climbing look.

I fit her like she was custom made.

When the rhythm was right,

I threw her into, first we took off like two tee birds

dragging down a strip bolted like a bitch.

One goddamn greased engine.

Breaking the sound barrier.

The flag went down.

I grabbed my trophy.

When it was over, I tried to compose myself.

She purred an idol.

She even smelled like burnt rubber.

I looked her in the eye and I said,

'Hey baby, you deserve it.'

I don't even remember her name,

but who really cares what her name was?

But I'll bet you she remembered mine to her dying breath.

Rip, 'cause I ripped her to pieces.

Ace, what did you want?

- Daddy, mommy's gonna pick me up in 50 minutes.

- Oh, I better go get cleaned up then.

- The girls are finally asleep, thank God.

We should be back by 12.

There's food in the fridge.

Just go ahead and make yourself at home

and we should be back in a couple hours.

- Okay, I think I can handle it then.

Enjoy the show.

- All right, see you then, bye

- Bye.

Hey, I'm just sitting here, eating this chicken I found.

I didn't just like find it.

It was in their fridge.

You know, they told me to like make myself at home.

You miss me.

I miss you.

I'm just thinking about you, just doing some homework.

Who's that in the background?

Is that Becky?

She better not be there.

well, I'm gonna have to call you later.

Hey, there's a creepy guy creeping around out there.

I'm really scared,

can you come over?

Okay, let me know when you're here.

I'll buzz you in.

Okay. Bye.

- Bruce. Bruce.

Oh my God.

- Fallen right into our trap.