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My name is Yoshioka Shigeru.
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Both I and others acknowledge
that I've got an ugly face.
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I've worn this ugly mug of mine with pride.
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Sir, you may be my boss, but I can't do that.
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The customers will come if we do good work.
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I've worked hard at sales with my ugly face.
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Steel Mill
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My motto is to make customers—
to make someone smile.
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I refuse to disappoint people.
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Naturally, I'm not popular with women,
but I lived a fulfilling life.
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Until that day...
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This man touched me!
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What? I didn't do it!
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Both my hands are full!
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Nobody believes the words of an ugly mug
carrying a ton of adult games.
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Hyougetsu -Ice Moon-
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This world is cold towards ugly mugs.
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The accused, Yoshioka Shigeru,
is ordered to pay a fine of 300,000 yen
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for violating the anti-nuisance ordinance.
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I pleaded guilty to a small fine, figuring
it would be easier than a long trial.
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But that was a bigger mistake than I realized.
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Notice of Employment Termination
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Yoshioka Shigeru-dono
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20xx Year x Month △ Day
AKUTOKU Trading Co., Ltd.
Representative Waryui
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As of 20xx year x month △ day, your employment is terminated for the reason blow. Please come to work as normal until the date listed below.
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This notice of employment termination adheres to the standards set forth in article 20 of the Labor Standards Act.
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Several years later, the woman
who framed me was arrested.
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She'd falsely accused
numerous men of molesting her
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because she "couldn't stand
stinky-breathed ugly mugs."
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Because she was a minor,
she got off on probation.
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I was enraged, but there was
nothing I could do.
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Gross!
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Ugly!
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You're gross!
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The ugly mug I used to be proud of
torments me now as though it's a curse.
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Reception
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Employment Support Desk
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The trauma from being falsely accused
prevented me from living normally.
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Yoshioka-san, is something the matter?
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People began seeing me as an ugly mug
with communication issues and scorned me.
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Before I knew it, six years had passed.
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I'd become an unemployed shut-in.
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I'd used up all my savings
and ate away my parents' money.
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I was lower than livestock.
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[Breaking] New Month, New Missing People -Tokyo-
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That's when it happened.
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Another disappearance, huh?
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I wish I could disappear.
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Kidnapping, human experiments.
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The government culling NEETs
is an amusing theory.
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"I screwed up."
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"I distributed my bonus points wrong."
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"How you start is really important."
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"It costs half your life
to return to your original world."
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"Good luck, guys."
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Another world... A second life...
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Yeah, right. Even for a fantasy
story, that's lame.
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At 2 AM...
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Turn your computer so it's facing north,
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open the window,
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raise both arms, and wait.
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It's not that I had any hopes
for another world.
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I just wanted to fight back a little
against this shitty life.
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I screwed up. It's game over. It's because I allocated
my starting points wrong. It cost me half my lifespan.
Do you want to go to another world? Do you want to
reset the shit game that is life? At 2AM, turn your
monitor to face north, open the window, and raise
your hands to the sky. If you get a blue screen,
you can go there. Good luck.
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If you would like to try living a new life, please proceed to the next screen. Returning will cost half your lifespan.
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Next
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Cancel
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If you would like to try living a new life, please proceed to the next screen. Returning will cost half your lifespan.
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Next
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Cancel
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Seriously?
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A virus?
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Well, I can reformat if it comes to it.
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If you would like to try living a new life, please proceed to the next screen. Returning will cost half your lifespan.
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Next
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Cancel
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Yoshioka Shigeru
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Age
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Sex Male
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Looks
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Next
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What's this?
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Did it scrape my computer's data?
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I'd love to start over from 16 years old again.
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Sure, I'll bite.
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Looks...
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I can adjust this value.
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I'll drop it way down.
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Sex Male
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Looks
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Next
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Bonus Attribute Points
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Strength
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Stamina
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Defense
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Dexterity
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Agility
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Intelligence
99
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Magic Power
100
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Magic Defense:
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Perception
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Skills
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Special Notes
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Next
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Cancel
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13,000 bonus points?
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So I get bonus points for reducing my looks.
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Special Notes
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I can write special notes here.
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You're probably meant
to write something positive,
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but if I write in weaknesses...
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Special Notes
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Earnings: 1/10000
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"Earnings reduced to 1/10,000."
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"Lose 10% HP every time I touch a girl."
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"Be dismembered and die if I have sex."
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Special Notes
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Growth Rate: 13000
Earnings: 1/10000
Experience Gain Boost: x10000
Lose 10% HP every second I directly touch a girl's skin
Experience excruciating pain and be dismembered and die if I have sex
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Next
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Cancel
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How's that?!
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Special Notes
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Growth Rate: 13000
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Earnings: 1/10000
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Earnings: 1/10000
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Experience Gain Boost: x10000
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Lose 10% HP every second
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I directly touch a girl's skin
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Bonus Attribute Points
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That got me 100 trillion
and 5,100 bonus points.
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How should I distribute these?
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Mission 01: An Epicgod is Born
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Is this a dream?
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Huh?
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Th-This is me.
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Negative 255 looks...
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I feel nothing but despair.
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Oh, you're awake.
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Who are they?
Why are they in their underwear?
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Sorry. I should've been more considerate.
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Am I really in another world?
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Th-Thank you.
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Here.
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I appreciate the thought, but no thanks.
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People still discriminate
based on looks in this world, too.
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Uh, my name's Seiji.
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I'm supposed to be 16 years old.
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A delightfully handsome kid.
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I'm supposed to be 16, too.
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A loli. Doesn't seem like
she wants to give her name.
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Me, too.
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My name is Seika.
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A pampered tsundere.
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They're all the age from the description.
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I'm 16, too.
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Huh. You don't look like it.
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Oh, yeah?
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You're so dignified!
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Nice recovery.
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So, did you guys find that thing online, too?
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Turning your computer to face north at 2 AM...
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Oh, yeah. I did that.
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Me, too.
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I see. So did I.
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Then we're really living a second life.
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We came to another world.
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I wasn't expecting to be half-naked.
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Yeah. Aren't you cold?
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I'm fine.
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Sorry, but I'm not here to make friends.
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Even if we became friends, eventually...
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Oh, right. My earnings
are reduced to 1/10,000.
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Not only that, but fractions are rounded down.
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Did you find something?
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N-Nothing.
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You're, uh...
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It's Shigeru.
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Nice to meet you, Shigeru-san.
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We can equally split
whatever there's four of.
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I couldn't possibly wear this...
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It fit!
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What's going on?
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Wow, it's the perfect size.
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I guess that's another world for you.
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They adjusted quickly.
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That's odd, though.
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We can split the items
and weapons four ways,
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but there are seven gold coins.
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That's not divisible by four.
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Did someone pocket one?
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I wonder...
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Right, Shigeru-san?
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He totally thinks I did it.
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It's true that I erased one of them, but...
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I don't need any money.
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You guys split it between you.
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We can't do that.
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Why not?
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We should gratefully accept.
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It was the rest of us
who found the seven coins.
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Well, yeah. I ignored the coins
when I found them.
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Shigeru-san, look harder.
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I'm sure he was too distracted
by naked girls to search properly.
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That's not a nice thing to say.
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In exchange for the money,
could you give me the axe?
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That's not up to you.
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Shigeru-san, if you keep grandstanding,
you'll just fail again.
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Again?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I was talking about myself.
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I often cause trouble for others since I have
trouble communicating and act selfishly.
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Doesn't seem that way to me.
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I'm hoping to overcome that
in my second life,
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so I couldn't overlook
the same behavior in you.
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You suffer from communication
issues, too, right?
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Let's take this opportunity to overcome that.
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Are you sure you have communication issues?
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Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
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In the end, we used rock-paper-scissors
to distribute the weapons,
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and I was left with the staff.
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Shigeru-san, let's shake hands
to rally ourselves.
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I'll pass.
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I don't want to get hurt
in my second life, too.
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I'll live alone.
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Nice meeting you all.
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Same.
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I look forward to working with you.
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Yeah.
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At the cost of my looks, I acquired...
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Bonus Attribute Points
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absolutely broken stats.
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From here, let's head to the town of Iria.
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According to the map, it's the closest town.
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Yeah!
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Shigeru-san, we're leaving!
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I guess I'll give them the slip
on the way there.
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Let's go!
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He's quick to act.
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Are you okay?
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Y-Yes.
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L-Look!
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We'll stop them since
we've got melee weapons.
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Seika-san, string your bow in the meantime.
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O-Okay.
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Shigeru-san, support Seika-san.
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You take the left.
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I'll take the right.
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How does he have communication issues, exactly?
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She chose the bow right away,
but she's got zero experience with one.
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What? Why don't you go already?
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Easier said than done.
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Ow!
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One made it to you! It's yours!
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Tell me sooner.
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Whatever.
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I'll show them my true strength.
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Take this!
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Wh-What? What's going on?
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He's so weak...
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A-Am I...?
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Ow...
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In the end, my second life is no different.
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Bonus Attribute Points
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Strength
264
00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:02,590
Stamina
265
00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:02,590
Defense
266
00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:02,590
Dexterity
267
00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:02,590
Agility
268
00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:02,590
Intelligence
269
00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:02,590
Magic Power
270
00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:02,590
Magic Defense
271
00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:02,590
Perception
272
00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:02,590
Skills
273
00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:02,590
Special Notes
274
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:09,100
Because I ran out of time, I didn't
finish distributing all my bonus points.
275
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:07,970
Bonus Attribute Points
276
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Experience excruciating pain and be dismembered and die if I have sex
277
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Yoshioka Shigeru
278
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Level 31
279
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Age
280
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Sex: Male
281
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Looks
282
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Strength
283
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Stamina
284
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Defense
285
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Dexterity:
286
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Agility
287
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Intelligence
288
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Magic Power
289
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Magic Defense
290
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Perception
291
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Skills
292
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Special Notes
293
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Growth Rate: 13000
294
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Earnings: 1/10000
295
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Experience Gain Boost: x10000
296
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,370
Lose 10% HP every second I directly touch a girl's skin
297
00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:24,370
I leveled up from beating just one goblin?
298
00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,740
Not only that, but 31 times?
299
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:30,250
Experience Gain Boost: x10000
300
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:30,250
I see. It's because of this special note.
301
00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:35,630
All right! I leveled up!
302
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,730
So did I.
303
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:41,070
Where should we put our points?
304
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,830
In stamina and strength, of course.
305
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:47,380
I can't see the others' screens.
306
00:13:47,380 --> 00:13:50,390
I'll put a trillion points in each.
307
00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:54,130
Strength
308
00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:54,130
Stamina
309
00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:54,130
Defense
310
00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:54,130
Dexterity
311
00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:54,130
Agility
312
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:56,650
Huh?
313
00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:04,410
Yoshioka Shigeru
314
00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:04,410
Class:
315
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:04,410
Age Sex Looks
316
00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:08,160
Almighty God
317
00:14:13,710 --> 00:14:15,780
An almighty god?
318
00:14:16,670 --> 00:14:18,120
Me?
319
00:14:23,940 --> 00:14:26,430
I struggled against these earlier.
320
00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:29,430
I put a trillion points in strength.
321
00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:32,180
Time to test it out.
322
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:50,950
An Almighty God is Born!!
323
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:03,720
That makes 16!
324
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,720
I'm at 13!
325
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:07,110
That's 17!
326
00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,820
I can't watch this.
327
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:21,150
L-Let me string your bow for you.
328
00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:22,730
Please...
329
00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:22,730
Wh-Why?
330
00:15:22,730 --> 00:15:25,990
I-I have bow-stringing syndrome.
331
00:15:25,990 --> 00:15:27,360
What?
332
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:32,240
The bow speaks directly into my brain.
333
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:34,500
"Shigeru, you must string the bow."
334
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:35,840
"Hurry..."
335
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:37,120
What?!
336
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:41,240
Seika-san, let me string your bow...
337
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,630
I-I'll allow it!
338
00:15:44,630 --> 00:15:46,560
Thank you!
339
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:51,100
I remember the video I watched
when I was a shut-in.
340
00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:53,140
Stamina
341
00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:53,140
Defense
342
00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:53,140
Dexterity
343
00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:53,140
Agility
344
00:15:51,140 --> 00:15:54,270
And my dexterity is one trillion and five.
345
00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:59,780
Wow. Were you in an archery club?
346
00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:00,770
Oh, you know...
347
00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:04,590
Then I'll let you take one shot. Here.
348
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,480
What? You don't need to do that.
349
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,900
You want to, don't you?
350
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,870
D-Don't touch me!
351
00:16:10,410 --> 00:16:12,390
Oh, fine.
352
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:17,990
I guess I'll use this to test
the skill I gained on level up.
353
00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:19,170
Bow
Targeted Shot
Double Shot
Scatter Shot
Triple Shot
Taunting Shot
Volley
Instant Shot
Regenerate Bow and Arrows
Guided Shot
Wing Shot
Thunder Shot
Death Arrow
Rainbow Slasher
Break Shot
Ultimate Strike
354
00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:25,760
Huh?
355
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:29,430
Is its accuracy low?
356
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,030
Wh-What is this?
357
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:08,300
Wh-What was that?
358
00:17:08,300 --> 00:17:11,420
Uh, I... I was in the archery club.
359
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:12,840
That's right.
360
00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,430
Okay, I'll handle the rest.
361
00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:15,930
She accepted that?
362
00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:18,020
More enemies!
363
00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,810
Seika-san, cover me!
364
00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:21,920
You can count on me!
365
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,040
Whoa...
366
00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:26,570
Here it comes.
367
00:17:26,570 --> 00:17:28,420
Fall, fall, fall!
368
00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:30,280
Fall, damn it!
369
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,310
You're firing too many shots.
370
00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:38,030
Maybe we should handle this.
371
00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:39,580
O-Okay.
372
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,250
It's fine. I know I'm useless.
373
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:47,200
She ran out of arrows already?
374
00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,610
Bow
Targeted Shot
Double Shot
Scatter Shot
Triple Shot
Taunting Shot
Volley
Instant Shot
Regenerate Bow and Arrows
Guided Shot
Wing Shot
Thunder Shot
Death Arrow
Rainbow Slasher
Break Shot
Ultimate Strike
375
00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:50,390
Let's see...
376
00:17:50,950 --> 00:17:51,840
Regenerate Bow and Arrows
377
00:18:00,550 --> 00:18:03,230
Hey, there are items on the ground!
378
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:09,110
Come on! Fall, fall, fall!
379
00:18:07,590 --> 00:18:09,110
That was pointless.
380
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,600
All right! That's all of them.
381
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,370
Now we can finally head to town.
382
00:18:16,810 --> 00:18:18,870
We did it, everyone!
383
00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:19,890
Yeah, we did!
384
00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:22,380
I guess I can head to town with them.
385
00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:20,740
Whoops!
386
00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:21,710
Are you all right?
387
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:26,530
Iria.
388
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,190
Looks like the map was right.
389
00:18:29,590 --> 00:18:31,900
I'm starving.
390
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:34,090
We did walk pretty far.
391
00:18:36,890 --> 00:18:38,350
Look at that.
392
00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:43,260
They've got hamburgers in this world, too.
393
00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:44,990
That's the delicious smell of fries.
394
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:45,910
Let's go!
395
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:54,970
They're not bad people, but this is goodbye.
396
00:19:08,500 --> 00:19:11,280
Anyway, I sure am hungry.
397
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:14,200
I'd like to acquire food somehow.
398
00:19:19,510 --> 00:19:21,390
You're alone, too, huh?
399
00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:22,970
Whoa.
400
00:19:22,970 --> 00:19:24,390
Lose 10% HP every second I directly touch a girl's skin
401
00:19:24,390 --> 00:19:26,960
You're not female, are you?
402
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,020
Hey, Shigeru-san the broke.
403
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,530
A-Are you all right?
404
00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:39,530
Uh, yeah. I'm fine.
405
00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:43,040
Anyway, Shigeru-san,
what do you think this is?
406
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,380
It's a hamburger.
407
00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:46,660
You gave away the answer.
408
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:49,210
It's huge. I bet it's good.
409
00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:50,870
Right?
410
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:53,040
She looks so smug.
411
00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:54,800
Here.
412
00:19:55,770 --> 00:19:59,100
For stringing my bow earlier.
413
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:01,180
Accept it with gratitude.
414
00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:04,680
Is Seika-san more conscientious than she looks?
415
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,140
You're hungry, right?
416
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:11,560
Since you're broke, there's no need to be shy.
417
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:12,920
You don't have to call me broke.
418
00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:17,820
But that teriyaki sauce smells delicious.
419
00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:37,990
58 trillion damage!
420
00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:41,840
Even by a rough calculation, that would
kill the populations of 300 Earths!
421
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:46,480
How cruel...
422
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:48,870
You're the cruel one,
you goddess of destruction.
423
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:53,110
I went out of my way to buy that for you.
424
00:20:53,570 --> 00:20:56,360
It wasn't on purpose.
425
00:20:58,150 --> 00:21:02,620
I'll show her the sincerity
that once made me the top salesman.
426
00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:03,960
I'm sorry.
427
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:07,370
You're just so beautiful
that it made my hands shake.
428
00:21:07,370 --> 00:21:08,250
What?
429
00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:10,700
I'll gratefully accept this.
430
00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:12,310
But it's dirty!
431
00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:14,130
It's fine.
432
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:17,910
When I was a salaryman,
my motto was making people smile.
433
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,880
I never let people down.
434
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:23,890
I used every resource I could to achieve that.
435
00:21:24,170 --> 00:21:25,890
Don't eat that!
436
00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:27,990
I'll give you this one.
437
00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:30,340
Sorry I'm so pretty.
438
00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:32,050
She's not denying it.
439
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,880
But isn't this your food?
440
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:37,660
It's fine. After all, I'm rich.
441
00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:39,150
But...
442
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,550
Shigeru-san, you not only strung my bow
443
00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:46,410
but found arrows and secretly
gave them to me, didn't you?
444
00:21:46,410 --> 00:21:48,410
So she noticed.
445
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:52,760
I thought she was a sheltered girl
who didn't know anything.
446
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,190
Thanks.
447
00:21:57,950 --> 00:22:01,170
Looks like I owe her now.
448
00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:04,860
I guess I'll stay by paying her back first.
449
00:22:04,860 --> 00:22:06,680
There you are.
450
00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,760
Shigeru-san, over here.
451
00:22:13,650 --> 00:22:17,370
I'll go solo after that.
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