All language subtitles for Werewolves on Wheels 1971 DVDRip XviD

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I want you to do me a favor, huh?

Tell them all up with gas and don't get
any of that stuff on my motorcycle.

Boy,

I feel like finding out where that
cowboy lives. He sure kissed it nice.

How long are we going to get hung up in
here?

Well, I don't know. I ain't the Swami in
the family.

Mouse, give me a beer.

Yeah.

Hey, Peru.

You pissed off because nobody wants you
to read their cards.

Hey, we all know how we're going to die,
baby.

We're going to crash and burn.

I think that's too simple, man.

These here are cards to take the
blindfold off.

You know, you're superstitious, just
like an old witch.

I saved that ship for Halloween.

I didn't make it up.

Get around for this country that was
invented.

Take care of yourself. Come on, give me
some dough. Hey, mouse. Give me a little

head with my beard.

Why don't you read my fortune?

I don't read fortunes. I read cards.

And I don't like to read them for chicks
anyway.

Come on, baby, read her cards.

You know, that's kind of a woman's trip
anyway, isn't it?

Huh?

Hey,

you should get that cowboy car.

Wow! Hey, man, want some grass? Oh, hey,
wait a minute, man. This cat don't need

any grass. No, no, give me that. Hey,
what this cat needs is a woman.

Caught on top of the fool.

He's a lover's.

Wow, look at that man. He's so nice,
ain't he?

Hey, hey, now, now. He looks like he's
never seen a woman.

Oh! What is that?

We got basic eyes, nose, mouth, chin,
tits, stomach, belly, ass. Look, what is

that?

Come on!

Subject you wanted to know about.

Right here's the chariot.

Kind of like our choppers.

Hey, let me show you.

Revisit it.

He's gonna be your future influence.

Baby.

Over here's the world.

That means you've been through a lot of
heavy changes.

Means there's been a lot of violence in
your life.

Like I used to.

That's you.

The questioner.

A high priestess.

A woman of mystery and dark secrets.

You got the wheel of fortune.

That means your end is predetermined by
fate.

Nothing you can do to change it.

Bullshit.

You're the one that asked me to read
them. That's all I'm doing, reading her

cards, telling her what they say.

You got the judgment for your innermost

fear.

That means you're afraid of the result.

The final card.

All right, come on, God damn it. Let's
get out of here.

I'm getting uptight. Come on, let's go.

Let me see the last card.

Tell her how she's gonna die so we can
get out of here.

Helen is gonna die in the tower.

struck by lightning.

Go into our Mount Chatham home, dive
into

our Mount Chatham home, our Mount

Chatham home, where I can

be free.

I want you to call me.

I want you to stay with me.

Stay, stay.

You're going to ride with us. You're
going to sit there with your putz in

hand.

Dudes don't know what you laugh at.

I mean that.

I never put you on about anything.

I believe in truth.

So if you really want to know where it's
at, I'll show you.

Top a little LSD with the devil.

Gentlemen, we are going to talk to the
devil.

That's nice of you, freak.

This is really serving.

Oh, I need some dancing.

I am

called

one.

The one who speaks for them who must
remain forever silent.

of many is the hair of one.

One single solitary strand could
suffice.

One blesses all that is strong and
fierce.

Let them eat their bread and drink their
wine.

And in the night benign, sleep.

The shadows are the sails of night.

They soon will come to hide the light.

prince of darkness.

O Lucifer, I pound with what my evil eye
has

gleaned. Your children are here.

They've eaten your bread and drunk your
wine.

Already they've spoken of you as divine.

O Satan, who calls me one, thee

one. who seek you instead of eternal
peace.

With a heart on fire and a soul on ice,
I come

to offer you youth and fresh, fresh
blood.

We must begin in blood so that we may
end in blood.

I take this sword, clean and new, and in
your name, O Lucifer,

perform the act of wanton cruelty.

I pour the blood of the beast in this
vessel of silver

to sanctify this place impure for man,
bird, or

beast.

Now that the beast is drained and the
cup is filled, I write

your unholy name twice in blood so that
all of our summon

will do your will.

With this bath freshly cut of hazel
wood, I shall draw a circle three feet

from this altar so that no malignant or
unfriendly spirit can enter and do me

harm.

I leave this break for the bride of
Satan and

none other.

I, one servant of the highest by virtue

of his unholy name, Lucifer,

I do sanctify unto myself this
circumference of floods from the east,

lupa, from the west, zot, from the
south,

sheket.

to defend against all who are summoned
let no one

transgress his bond for the Lord Satan
has given me the power

to

I don't know.

Two, get up.

Two, get up.

Get up.

They got my old lady.

You are one with him, one with him. You
are one with him, one with him. You are

one with him, one with him. You are one
with him, one with him.

You are one with him, one with him.

Wake up, man. Hey, wake up, you guys.

Come

on.

Come on, baby. Follow us. Come on. Come
on. Come on.

Let's go, man. We're wasting time.

We're going to go in the desert to get
our heads straight.

He withdrew a Bible off to the bottle
that he

loved too well.

He kept one eye on the Bible and the
other on the tin.

In the one hand he held resurrection, in
the other was the devil's brain.

He said, we all come down from harmony,
all prepared that way again.

And his tears began to well And as the
bottle fell He walked

one foot in heaven And the other in hell

Look at all the brothers. Yeah, just
like the stars in the sky.

All brothers.

That's right, man.

All for one, one for all.

Hey, that's what it's all about. That's
our code, man. That's what we live by.

Yeah, man.

Hey, man, you love me, don't you?

Oh, no.

Shit, yeah, man. I love you.

Man, that's that devil trip. We should
have burned that place to the ground.

Devil trip?

Hey, what's the matter with you, Tiro?

You afraid them monks gonna get your ass
too, huh?

What, man? You can be a monk.

Shoot, yeah.

There ain't nothing to it, man.

All you gotta do is say you're Oobla
Dooblas and chase some pretty little

of Satan around the altar.

Oobla Dooblas, how the hell they go?

What, do you want me to be a monk?

Yeah, man.

I was a goddamn drunk last night. I
don't remember nothing.

Well, wait a minute.

Let me see. I need some pretty little
broad to chase around the altar. Oh,

do it to me.

Do it to me.

Get it on, Shirley. Get it on.

Who got two blocks? Who got two?

Get your cheese, baby.

Doobla, doobla.

left to me. You better slow down,
Shirley.

I'm running out of gas.

Oh no.

I guess all we can do is bury them.

Brother Mouse, you're dead.

I ain't no lying preacher son of a bitch
that's gonna kiss your ass because you

bought a chase on your mama.

Why?

You know, I was the meanest son of a
bitch I ever knew in my life.

He was big, too, man.

He didn't have a kind bone in his body.

Not a clean thought in his mind.

He was one of us.

What about Shirley?

Shirley?

She was a great freak, man.

I

sure

don't want to buy it like that.

It's me, man. You got it figured out?

Well, a mouse out here in the damn
desert chasing a woman around like a

Stone drunk out of his head.

Shit, he never even saw that damn wash
back there.

Falling down there and breaking his damn
neck.

Coyote probably come along fed off of
him.

But there's the goddamn stone. They
didn't even know what happened.

It's pretty tight at him.

Well, we can't become goddamn woman over
this thing, you know what I mean?

You dudes just don't want to see the
reality, do you?

That was no accident.

It was heavy.

Somebody's controlling the vibes.

He kept the one eye on the Bible.

and the other on his chin.

In the one hand he held resurrection and
the other was the devil's brand.

He said they all come down from harmony
on the path that way again.

And his tears began to well and as the
bottle fell it was

one foot in heaven and the other in
hell.

Well,

what are we going to do here? Get gas?

This place is dry.

McKee, put some in mine.

Did you find where the head was?

Hey, I want some gas.

Is that what you want?

Gas?

Pump it yourself, dear. For real?
Sitting bull.

That's the best I can do for you. Oh,
shit.

What do you mean, shit?

This is the desert.

What are you doing with it?

Put it on the pot.

This is a serve -yourself -and -save
place.

Are you Mr. Blamer? No, I'm Mr. Burt.
Oh.

Heavier than Mr. Two.

I've met your kind all my life.

You city boys don't know how to work
anything, do you? Well, goddamn, baby,

ain't been working out here for 25
years.

There it is. There it is. There it is.

You got it. Now all you have to do is
pump it. Back and forth. Back and forth.

Pump, pump, pump.

Pump, pump, pump.

Don't pump too much. Pump, pump, pump.
Look at that.

It's a gusher.

My God.

Pump it. We can drop oil.

You guys all come out here and you try
to bullshit me all the time. Pump it.

Pump. Come on.

Well, that kind of money has got too
damn much already.

If you can't pay for it, don't pump it.

Boy, sure is a hammy fighter.

Who's got a match? You trying to burn me
down or something?

Burn you up.

What the hell's going on around here
anyway?

Isn't this quaint? Try to be nice, and
what the hell? They don't pay out here.

You know where we're at, don't you?

This is up the desert.

You guys are lost, aren't you? Yeah.

That's for goddamn sure.

That's for goddamn sure. Can you tell us
how to get back to the highway?

Yeah, just get in a parachute and go
straight up.

Where's that green stuff you're talking
about?

This place is weird.

It's so hot now.

And tonight it's going to be freezing.

Well, I've been thinking about that.

We're just going to have to use all that
stuff out there for fire, I guess.

Why don't we sleep in the cars?

Because we're going to burn all the
cars.

Come on!

Oh,

I was thinking, Terrell.

You and me ought to go on down to
Coconut Grove, Florida and see Arthur

Gulliver.

I love you, Adam.

I can't ride with you guys anymore.

Something's wrong.

You know, we can go on down there and...
What the hell was the name of that

place down there on 29 Palms Drive?

The Bird or something like that? Go on,
those pretty goddamn ladies.

You're in trouble, man.

We gotta get out of here.

Or it's too late.

That's bulldoggy.

Gotta get off those goddamn spooky cards
you're reading.

My mother told me how to read those
cards, Adam.

It's not the same, Adam.

How come you don't want to relate to
what I'm saying, you afraid?

You're a typical goddamn Sag.

You're starting to freak everybody out,
man.

They're all getting scared because of
all that bullshit you're laying on them.

I love my people.

I'm just telling the truth.

Well, I think it's just a bunch of
hogwash.

Got no God, devil, bunch of hogwash.
That's what it is.

Better listen to me, Adam, or it's too
late.

All right, man.

Hey.

Roe. Come on.

Come on. Just like in Florida, baby.
Couple of teddy bears rolling down the

mountain.

Hey, man. Come on.

Hey. Here's the beer.

You okay?

If the gas tank blows, we're all better
right.

Well, no animal's going to have enough
hair to come near that car.

You bet your sweet ass.

I'm going to crash.

Candy, bub. Oh, sissy.

Want an upper?

No.

I bet everybody's going to crash.

Look at them.

All sound asleep.

Know what we ought to do, huh?

We ought to pee in all their ears and
teach them not to crash on a run.

Christ.

I ain't never seen anything so far out
in my life.

Bunch of goddamn candy asses.

What's up, Tony?

Wake them up. We got a long day
tomorrow.

They're going to need to rest.

Come on.

Don't you ever get scared?

Of what?

Nothing to be afraid of.

Dying? Gee.

Everybody's got to die sometime.

You know, some of my best friends are
dead.

I don't mean that.

What do you see in the fire?

Old burning cars.

Anything else?

Not that I can call by name.

It's what I'm afraid of.

You still believing in that magic crap?

I'm getting tired of hearing about it.

Good mouse and Shirley are dead.

And I keep getting the strangest
thoughts.

I look into that fire and I... I can
see... You can see what?

See you now.

What's wrong, man? You getting jumpy?

It's time for your watch.

Never can tell when one of those monks
are going to sneak up here and get us.

Why don't you get off my back?

Well, because you put us on this bummer.

You got everybody in the camp, man.
Everybody in the camp want a bummer,

including yourself.

Now get over by that fire and you
protect us from your evil.

Sure,

Adam.

Three o 'clock and all is well.

Yeah, a little old three o 'clock and
all is well.

Everything's quiet, Chief. A little bit
too quiet.

What are you doing here? It's not your
time yet.

Well, when I get too much sex, I can't
sleep when I get too much.

And it looks like you should knock off a
piece.

You can do yourself permanent damage,
just threaten.

You gotta work it off, man.

I hate chicks, man.

I want you to be straight with me,
Terrell.

I want to know what you know.

Makes you think I know anything.

I mean, you're the guy around here with
all the brains.

The other guys, they just do what Adam
tells them.

You probably think better than Adam.

They wish to make you the next
president.

You're going to make me nothing.

Don't get angry.

I mean, don't get mad.

I just want to know what you know.

What I know, I don't think you could
live with.

I think you got the balls, man.

Well, that's the two things I got, kid.
I got qualls.

Delay me.

Skinny, kid.

Need a little groceries on ya.

Here we go. And one, and a two, and a
three, and a four.

Take it all off. Yeah, baby.

Hello up there, little stars.

Twinkle, twinkle.

Too much city.

It's my blood.

A lot of country on my mind.

Cheers. Hiya, Bill.

Hey, you got any more of that beer, man?

No, you know, it's the very last one.

And I had a hell of a time finding it.

I don't know how we ran out of beer.
Hey, man, well, here, give me some.

found it, you know. I mean, it's the
last one. Well, give me some, man. A

bit. A little bit. A little bit.

Hey, anybody hang on to a can of beer
like that, it's got to be hoarding beer.

Well, it's the last one.

Hey.

I don't want to put you down, Phil.

Weren't you supposed to be on guard
duty?

Yeah, I was just getting a beer or
something.

Hey, you liar.

Hey, man, nobody woke me up, you know?
What am I supposed to do, right? Just

there, you know? Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait
a minute. Hey, Adam, I caught Phil

hoarding beer.

Yeah, I was putting you on.

He was supposed to be on guard duty and
spend his time with the women.

Is that true, boy?

Hey, man, nobody woke me up. You know,
what am I supposed to do, right? Yeah, I

got supposed to have an alarm clock in
my head or something. Well, who was

supposed to wake you up? Movie was.

Where is he?

I don't know, man. He didn't wake me up,
remember?

In here? I didn't see him.

Hey, Movie!

Movie!

Hey!

Anybody see Movie?

Oh, where is he?

I don't know what you guys want to call
this, but it ain't no accident.

I saw him last.

He wasn't drunk and he wasn't stoned.

I don't think he jumped in the fire to
keep his feet warm.

Something else happened.

Something spiritual that you guys don't
want to relate to.

More of that magic trip.

If it's going to take going back and
getting those monks to get our heads

straight, let's do it.

Hey, man, what about movie?

I ain't going to get into burying boots,
boy.

Come on.

Hey, come on, Tyrell.

We're going to kill us some monks, man.
Come on. Wait a minute.

Goodbye,

kid.

I'll always remember you as one of us.

Crazy, beautiful bastard.

Hey, what are we gonna do now, man?

What's the plan, Adam?

We'll find out where the hell we are.

Anybody got any asses?

Clown of dust, and here we are in a sand
dune. Oh, the old ladies are gone. Uh

-oh. Hey,

we lost him, man. I don't know what
happened.

Emmett, get your asses in gear.

I want to get at those monks tonight.

You know, we ain't never gonna get all
these bikes started by tonight.

You better find some wood for a fire.

What do you want to do, boy? You want to
stay here and have a seance?

You know, fellas, I think we got a
problem here with our brother Tarot.

I think he'd rather...

Hold hands and fight I Hate to say this
man, but we can't win every

fight with our fists.

I Don't want to waste any more time with
you All right, come

on mallet

We are one with the Prince of Darkness.
Welcome him.

For we are all one with him.