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Previously on Weeds:
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-What are these?
-Snacks.
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Heavy snacks.
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This is my cousin Amparo.
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-What's wrong?
-Migraine.
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You got too much stress.
Now, this will unwind it.
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Ayahuasca. Like 30 years
of psychotherapy in one night.
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The plant teaches you
what you need to learn.
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You know. No more hiding.
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She's losing her shit.
Clock strikes 1 8 and I'm done.
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-Hey there.
-Do you party?
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They really wanna have sex.
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Then go do it.
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-The woman your amigo searches for?
-That's the one.
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We will help the sad, tall,
angry, baby man find her.
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-You're as beautiful as I remember.
-You take too many drugs.
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-Mostly Xanax and coke.
-You need to keep care of yourself.
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Cocaine? Coca?
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lf you don't deal with this,
I will call your mother.
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I lie to myself all the time.
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I make compromises.
I tell myself I'm not doing harm...
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...when I am. I so am.
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Do you see her?
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There's no one there.
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Of course not.
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These Pop-Tarts are good.
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Are these Pop-Tarts sugar-free?
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They're regular Pop-Tarts.
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I don't think they make
sugar-free Pop-Tarts.
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I'm not allowed to have these, then.
My mom doesn't let me have these.
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This is a really big day for you.
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So neither of your parents
has a problem...
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...with your sleeping at some
boy's house they've never met.
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They're totally cool with it.
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How bohemian.
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No, they're American.
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l'd like to hear more
about this science project.
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It's sort of like an experiment.
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Biology?
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You could say that.
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Fascinating. Reproduction?
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Disease?
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I assume the presentation...
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...you three are working on
will deal with those things...
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...in addition to volcanoes and wind.
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Where were you last night?
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I'm an adult, Shane.
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You're a child.
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What happened here last night?
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-Gotta go.
-Bye, Shane.
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What was that?
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Did you have sex?
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I'm 1 3 years old.
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Exactly. You're 1 3 years old.
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-They're 1 3 years old.
-They're in my grade.
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That's too early, Shane.
You're too--
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Fuck you, Judah.
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-I can handle it.
-Well, I can't.
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I don't want you seeing
either of those scary little sluts again.
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Quit pretending to be a mom.
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Morning. You okay?
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No. I'm not okay. Do I look okay?
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How did this happen? What did I do?
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You had boys.
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Morning, se�orita.
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Se�or Doug?
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ls this your house?
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This is my place, babe.
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You passed out in the van
and I carried you up like a bride.
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Tried waking you for nookie,
but you sleep like a corpse.
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-What's wrong?
-Nothing. I just--
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Can't believe you're really here.
You're so beautiful.
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You are very kind.
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I'm kind and you're pretty.
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Together we're kind and pretty
and nice and beautiful.
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-Se�or Doug. What are you doing?
-I wanna make the sex with you.
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-But we do not know each other.
-So let's get down to it.
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I am not some piruja.
We must take time.
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You must win my affection.
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Okay, okay. I hear you.
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Get to know each other.
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Win your heart.
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Thank you.
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Can I just see one boob?
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The next two weeks of your life
are going to be...
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...some of the most difficult
you have ever faced.
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All the pain
you've been numbing for years...
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...with your substance addiction
will hit you at once...
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...and it will be excruciating,
but know this: You're not alone.
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The people next to you
will become your best friends.
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So get ready, everyone...
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...because you are all
about to go through hell together.
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Give it up.
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Let's go to hell.
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Why is this locked?
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We're closed.
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Who told you we were closed?
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The sexy, scary, beardy one.
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Don't you think it's conspicuous...
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...that the whole mall is having a sale,
but we're closed?
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I do what I'm told by men
with semiautomatic weapons.
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I'm a total bottom that way.
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You look tired.
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Love tired?
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-Sex tired?
-"Tired" tired. I'm just tired.
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So, what's the haps in here?
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Look. The crates again.
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Yes.
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Crates from America
going into Mexico.
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You look tired.
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-What's in the crates, lgnacio?
-Maybe you should go and lay down.
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I'm just gonna take a little peek.
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-No.
-Because if I peek--?
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I'll shoot you.
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-You're not gonna shoot me.
-It's my job.
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It's your job to threaten to shoot me,
not to actually shoot me.
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Oh, that's not pot.
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-Guillermo.
-Nancy?
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Everything's fine, Sanjay.
Go back to your book.
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-Okay.
-What the fuck?
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Exactly.
This is supposed to be a pot tunnel.
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I know you ain't as slow as you acting.
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It's a tunnel. There's no magical
"Weed Only" sign at the entrance.
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Cut the shit.
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When did the floodgates open?
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When the water got here.
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-Headcheese sandwich.
-Six-inch or footlong?
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Footlong all the way, bro.
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-Enjoy.
-You know it.
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Headcheese sandwich, please.
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Six-inch or footlong?
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Six-inch.
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Hey, there's no meat
anywhere in there, right?
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Because if meat even touches
the weed, I can't smoke it.
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-I'm vegan.
-No worries.
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That's 2 40.
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Bargain.
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-Two-forty.
-I gave you a 5.
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Yeah, you ordered
the headcheese sandwich?
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I did.
Everybody seems to like them.
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You may have actually
gotten the wrong sandwich.
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Well, let me check.
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Yeah, I gave you
the wrong sandwich. My bad.
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And we just ran out of bread.
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You got a stack of sandwiches
right there.
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Those were pre-ordered.
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What's going on here?
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Sir, you're too fat.
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You fattist.
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I'm gonna write you up
on Chowhound.
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Your mom's a rude bitch.
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Nice save, Mom.
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Celia, we're waiting
for your promise partner, Barry.
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Any idea where he is?
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I saw him at breakfast.
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What?
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Oh, right.
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I'm responsible for him,
and he's responsible for me...
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...because I can't do this alone.
I do this as a "we."
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So that means...?
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I'll be right back.
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Barry, Barry.
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Promise partner.
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What are you doing?
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Where did you get that?
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Seventeen years
as a commercial pilot...
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...I think I know
how to sneak shit past security.
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And I can't take
these places sober, you know?
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Therapy, bonding,
all the fucking yapping.
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Hey, this ain't my first time
at the fair, okay?
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I've been to Betty Ford,
Cottonwood, New Days.
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Fresh Start in Albuquerque.
That place is like a whorehouse.
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Eighteen-hour layovers
in Bangkok are nothing...
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...compared to the saunas
at Fresh Start.
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You're a pilot. Do you fly like this?
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Coked to the gills.
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You don't wanna fly with me
when I'm sober.
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When I crash, we all crash.
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Remember the Trump Shuttle?
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That was my first gig, right?
I couldn't afford blow.
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Fucking No Doze and Dexatrim.
That is no way to live.
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I love the moment right before, you
know, when you're still looking at it--
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I love the moment when it
goes up your nose. Fucking awesome.
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Here.
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No.
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No.
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I'm gonna help you.
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Barry, I am your partner.
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We can do this.
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Clean and sober.
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Come on.
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Fuck off.
Hey, I was gonna share this with you.
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-Now you're bumming me out.
-Give me the drug.
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-Give it to me.
-Hey, that's mine.
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-I snuck this in up my ass.
-Give it to me!
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-Give it to me!
-You can't!
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She is fucking forcing me to
snort coke. Oh, you gotta help me.
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It's bullshit.
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I spent 25 years
with a woman who didn't put out.
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I deserve some.
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-It's been one day.
-And a half.
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I don't know what to do.
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It's been forever
since I had to court a chick...
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...and let's face it,
getting laid in the '70s was easy.
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I drove a Camaro.
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Man, I wish I grew up then.
I got totally shafted.
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Fucking AlDS.
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Ruined everyone's fun.
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I thought you got laid all the time.
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But I had to use condoms.
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Andy, I smuggled her here.
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I think that merits some "cock-amole"
on her "face-adilla."
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Possibly, but what do you
really know about her?
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Not much.
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Maybe I should
buy her scented body wash.
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Look, she's probably scared.
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I mean, she's totally out of her
element. Make her feel comfortable.
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-How do I do that?
-Talk to her.
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Okay, talk to her. About what?
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About anything.
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On the way over here,
we had great talks.
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She grew up in an orphanage.
Start there.
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-She's an orphan?
-Yeah.
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Sweet. Daddy issues.
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Age difference
should work in my favor.
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Finding God?
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God finds me.
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You don't look well.
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No.
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I'm not well.
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That ayahuasca really fucked me up.
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You, however, look fantastic.
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I have a charity function,
but my love says we need to talk.
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So...
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...charity waits.
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What's coming through the tunnel?
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What comes through the tunnel.
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I am told by the people I work with...
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...the people you work with...
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...that boxes come through that tunnel.
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Like...
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...weed.
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Heroin.
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Cocaine. Guns.
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-Stop me if I make a mistake.
-Boxes.
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-Girls.
-No.
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-No girls.
-There was a girl.
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Guillermo brought her in.
Said she was his cousin.
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I don't get into details.
I really don't.
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There are guns coming through
the tunnel into your city.
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Where are they going?
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They go to the people who want them.
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And you're okay with that?
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It's how I build schools.
255
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,533
Hospitals.
256
00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:32,431
It's how you provide for your family.
257
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,002
Yeah.
258
00:14:37,409 --> 00:14:39,775
She wasn't Guillermo's cousin.
259
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,043
Charity calls.
260
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,888
It's not enough.
261
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,116
Your charity.
262
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,857
Go home, Nancy.
263
00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:58,853
Get some sleep.
264
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,161
Eat with your children.
265
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,699
Take a walk by the water.
266
00:15:04,670 --> 00:15:07,537
Nothing is ever enough...
267
00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:11,408
...but we live, and we try.
268
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:36,700
Got a proposition for you.
269
00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:38,563
Can it wait till after my bath?
270
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:40,761
Guess not.
271
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:43,032
The cheese shop is really taking off.
272
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,142
People love cheese.
273
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:46,971
People love my weed.
274
00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:50,747
-The proposition?
-I'm getting to it.
275
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,645
Okay, get to it faster.
276
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:54,512
Okay.
277
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:57,186
The problem is space.
I need more space.
278
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,612
You and me both.
279
00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:01,792
Secure space,
where people can't wander in.
280
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:05,828
Larger, safer,
away from where I sell, right?
281
00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:09,432
-Right.
-Okay. So here it is.
282
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:10,932
We're partners.
283
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,036
You stake me.
I find a place to grow.
284
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,365
Been there. Done that.
285
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:17,269
Fucked it up. Twice.
286
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:21,310
We don't have to make the same
mistakes this time. We've learned.
287
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,777
We've learned to not do it anymore.
288
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,716
Lisa told me you would say no.
289
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:34,019
-Let me think about it.
-That's all I'm asking.
290
00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:36,854
Good. That's all I'm doing.
291
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:52,768
What was it like?
292
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:55,276
Confusing. Brisk.
293
00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:56,641
Messy.
294
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:57,838
I don't know.
295
00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,039
My mom hit me.
296
00:16:59,251 --> 00:17:00,809
You told your mom?
297
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,681
Have I taught you nothing?
298
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:05,413
Tell her what she wants to hear,
then do what you want.
299
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,882
How's your mom doing in rehab?
300
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,993
Fine, I guess.
301
00:17:10,195 --> 00:17:12,891
I can't visit till she's detoxed.
302
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,894
Where'd she get the coke?
303
00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,626
-Probably the maternity front.
-What?
304
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:21,032
-You're kidding, right?
-No.
305
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:25,108
My mom was in jail, and then suddenly
she's free and working for your mom.
306
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,540
-Retail.
-You think my mom's dealing cocaine?
307
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:30,613
I think they're both dealing,
but your mom's a control freak...
308
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,716
...and mine's weak
and addiction-prone.
309
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,379
Good times, huh?
310
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:40,752
How great would it be
if we were both 1 8?
311
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,599
-So you gonna dump them?
-Why?
312
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,599
Because the slap-happy
drug dealer told me to?
313
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,635
Screw that.
314
00:17:57,609 --> 00:18:00,043
Simone, Harmony. This is lzzy.
315
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,313
-Does she party?
-Does she party?
316
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:05,107
Depends on the party.
317
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,312
Are you sure
there is no border patrol here?
318
00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:14,492
As long as you don't walk out
of the surf with 1 0 wet Mexicans...
319
00:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,490
...you'll be fine.
320
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,827
So Andy tells me
you grew up in an orphanage.
321
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:23,327
I prefer not to talk about it.
322
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:26,170
Then what should we talk about?
323
00:18:26,371 --> 00:18:27,929
We should talk about you.
324
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,802
I grew up in the valley.
Married my high school sweetheart.
325
00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:32,909
-It didn't really work out.
-Divorced?
326
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,136
No. Not yet.
327
00:18:34,346 --> 00:18:35,870
-You are married?
-Just technically.
328
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:37,105
Gotta sign the papers.
329
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,475
Well, why do you not sign them?
330
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:43,121
I'm on the run, but it's nothing.
Just a little embezzlement.
331
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,114
-You steal?
-Borrow.
332
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:48,350
I was gonna pay it back.
333
00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,255
-When?
-Someday.
334
00:18:51,697 --> 00:18:54,359
Hey, what the heck?
You wrecked our castle.
335
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:58,762
It wasn't a castle.
It was a lump of sand.
336
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,772
You're a bad man.
337
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:04,808
You're a bad castle-builder.
338
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:10,004
Little shit.
339
00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:13,315
You do not like children?
340
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:14,781
I like my four.
341
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:16,011
Well, three of them.
342
00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:19,713
You have four children?
When do you see them?
343
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:23,224
When I can trust they won't tell
my cunt ex-wife where I am.
344
00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:28,160
-What's the matter?
-Oh, I am not feeling so well.
345
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,994
Perhaps we should stop talking.
346
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,734
Okay. Cool with that.
347
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:35,463
Let the silence bring us closer.
Yeah, I can dig it.
348
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:44,011
I was weak. I was dishonest.
349
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,839
I let the plane fly me.
350
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:49,478
lf it wasn't for Celia Hodes,
l'd be back in the air in 30 days...
351
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:53,146
...snorting lines off the dashboard
and jamming blow up my urethra...
352
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:56,327
...so I could fuck Paula,
the 57-year-old flight attendant.
353
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,426
I wanna apologize to you, Celia.
354
00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,933
Yes. Yes.
355
00:20:07,272 --> 00:20:09,035
Thank you, Barry, for your share.
356
00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:13,474
We're all like one big...
357
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:16,944
...wonderful, dysfunctional family,
and I love you guys.
358
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,277
We're all working through it.
359
00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:22,112
Together.
360
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,619
I mean, I never really had a family.
361
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:28,259
I mean, I have a family,
but they're not like you guys.
362
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:29,927
It's okay.
363
00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:32,756
Celia, can we borrow you
for just a minute?
364
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,489
Yeah, sure.
365
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,998
Celia, hurry back, okay?
366
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:40,638
Because I need you.
You know, everybody needs you.
367
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:49,207
We ran your insurance info a few
times, and it's not exactly accurate.
368
00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:51,245
What seems to be the problem?
369
00:20:51,883 --> 00:20:53,441
You don't have any.
370
00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,017
The policy number you gave us...
371
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:58,212
...belongs to an individual
who is deceased.
372
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,447
And Korean.
373
00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:04,485
Listen.
374
00:21:05,330 --> 00:21:10,358
This is going really well,
and I'm only on my second step.
375
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:13,002
I am so proud of me.
376
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:14,729
We're proud too.
377
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,875
We have no intention
of abandoning you.
378
00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:20,977
Our sister facility across town
has a bed available...
379
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:23,204
...and they're holding it just for you.
380
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,076
I belong here.
381
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,410
Barry needs me.
382
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,983
Don't you have a work program?
383
00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:32,282
-I could do dishes, landscaping.
-I'm sorry, Celia.
384
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:35,824
What we pay our help in a year
won't cover a week here.
385
00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:39,552
Discharge paperwork is in the folder.
I'll need your signature on all pages.
386
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:42,529
And you can drop it
at the front desk on your way out.
387
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,369
Best of luck with your recovery.
388
00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:50,803
We're going to need your room vacant
within the hour.
389
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:01,316
Hola, Maria.
390
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,748
Doug around?
391
00:22:02,954 --> 00:22:06,390
He go to buy some mouthwash,
some toilet paper and some tweezers.
392
00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:07,853
Oh, cool.
393
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,084
Right.
394
00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:12,024
So how's it going?
395
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,891
Things with Doug.
396
00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:17,224
-Okay.
-Just okay?
397
00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:19,596
No.
398
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:22,035
He is a terrible man.
399
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,229
What?
400
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:25,672
Doug? Come on.
401
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,067
He's a great guy.
402
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,008
-He is a criminal.
-He's an accountant.
403
00:22:29,214 --> 00:22:31,808
A thief who has abandoned his wife
and family...
404
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,747
...and wants to make me his whore.
405
00:22:34,953 --> 00:22:38,445
A CPA with legal problems,
who's going through a divorce...
406
00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:40,648
...and is wildly in love with you.
407
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:43,589
He has warts on his genitals.
408
00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:45,490
Yeah, I got nothing for that.
409
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:48,325
Please, Andy, help me.
410
00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:55,198
These are for you, my love.
411
00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:57,207
Oh, Maria.
412
00:22:57,409 --> 00:22:58,569
Look how thoughtful he is.
413
00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:00,074
This is a good man.
414
00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:06,147
Yeah, over there. Bust it open.
I could use the hand lotion.
415
00:23:07,686 --> 00:23:10,120
Here you go.
Something to put in the pi�ata.
416
00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:12,381
Hey, you say $20 each.
417
00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:14,655
I say $20 total.
418
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:17,420
Don't pull that Mexican shit with me.
419
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,867
Look, honey.
420
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,933
Got us a bed.
421
00:23:30,308 --> 00:23:32,936
That's when I took that crack pipe,
broke it off...
422
00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:35,739
...stuck it in his neck, said,
"I'm not using this...
423
00:23:35,947 --> 00:23:38,074
...except to kill you, motherfucker."
424
00:23:38,283 --> 00:23:41,150
Like half a rock is worth
getting fucked with a mannequin leg.
425
00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:43,218
Shoe still on it. Fuck that.
426
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,653
Anyway, that's all I got for now.
Thanks for listening.
427
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,688
Celia?
428
00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:56,666
-Celia.
-Oh, ain't we fancy?
429
00:23:56,868 --> 00:24:00,599
You're gonna have to take that attitude
out the door right now, you hear me?
430
00:24:00,806 --> 00:24:03,240
We don't play that shit in here.
431
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:31,795
I'm gonna have
that fucking combination changed.
432
00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:35,402
-I'm putting money in the safe.
-Yeah, well, then do it.
433
00:24:38,577 --> 00:24:40,272
More cousins?
434
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,174
Yeah, that's right.
435
00:24:42,547 --> 00:24:44,174
You girls okay?
436
00:24:58,497 --> 00:24:59,964
I'm not seeing this.
437
00:25:00,165 --> 00:25:03,726
You catching on. About fucking time.
438
00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:04,959
The day's over.
439
00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,103
Go home.
440
00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:33,416
Thank you for coming.
441
00:26:34,025 --> 00:26:35,993
I know you're busy.
442
00:26:40,065 --> 00:26:46,527
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