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Previously on Weeds:
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This is the woman
your amigo searches for?
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That's the one, Raul.
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El Andy, we will help the sad,
tall, angry, baby man find her.
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You know what your real problem is?
The Minuteman, vigilante.
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We don't get many bean counters
volunteering.
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Got nothing holding me back.
I'm ready to kick ass.
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You know that woman I showed you
on my phone?
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-She left me.
-There'll be others.
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Not like Hope. Sometimes after
making love, she'd dead-lift me.
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Hey there.
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Do you party?
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Yeah, I party.
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You're so fucking young.
I have a 10-year-old son.
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I know, I met him.
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Mom?
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Mom, were you shooting heroin?
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You take too many drugs.
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You need to keep better care
of this door.
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Cocaine? Coca?
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-I have to go.
-Can't you stay?
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I have a breakfast meeting
in another country.
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Go back to sleep.
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Maybe I can push my meeting.
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-My kids will be up soon.
-Can't really push my meeting.
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I'll call you later.
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Okay?
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-Oh, that smells so good.
-Pharmaceutical or street drugs?
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Both. Mostly Xanax and coke.
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We've got a heroin detox in Room 603
and meth in 41 2.
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Good luck to you.
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What's going on?
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Celia...
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...your family and friends love you
and are very concerned about you.
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Now, there's no reason to be scared.
We are all here to help you.
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Who the fuck are you?
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My name is Lee Milne,
and I'm a family intervention specialist.
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Jesus. You are fucking kidding me.
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-Unlock this shit now.
-Those are mine. Aren't they cute?
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-This initial reaction is quite normal.
-Fuck you.
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It's for your own good. You've become
a danger to yourself and others.
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It's such an unexpected pleasure
to see you, loser.
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Honey, honey. Uncuff me, baby.
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I'll give you a cookie.
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-Hold firm.
-Pam, do something.
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-Why don't we start with you, Pamela?
-Oh, right.
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"Dear Celia, since you began abusing
drugs, our friendship has changed."
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Hey, on TV, they don't handcuff people
for their interventions.
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"I miss the old Celia...
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...who bettered the community
through her work on city council...
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...who crusaded tirelessly
to keep children off drugs...
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...and who created excellent distractions
so I could shoplift at Forever 2 1 .
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I miss that Celia.
She was my best friend.
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Please get help today."
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Oh, fuck.
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You scan the price, and hit return,
tax, total. Got it?
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-Yeah, I know. I can scan shit.
-She worked at JCPenney's.
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I was almost floor manager,
till I met this pimp named Silky.
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Well, thank you for doing this.
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Yeah, I get it.
Gotta go with who you know...
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...so you don't get ass raped,
business-wise.
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Wow, that baby
is just gonna tip you over.
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-Hello, baby.
-Get the fuck back, bitch.
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Don't you touch my child.
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-Clinique.
-What?
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People like it when you treat them like
shit. She gonna come and buy a blouse.
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Nancy, I need to get going.
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-Jimmy has Kindermusic in 40 minutes.
-Okay. Let's get you going.
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This is lgnacio. lgnacio, this is Sanjay.
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And Jimmy Jam.
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Say hello, Jimmy.
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Okay, time to go.
Say goodbye to Jimmy Jam.
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Did he just call my baby Satan?
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I gotta be honest,
sometimes I have the same thought.
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Your baby isn't Satan.
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He projectile vomits,
and once it was blue.
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He probably just ate blue Jell-O
or a Thomas train.
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He'll be fine. Go sing with him.
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-What are these?
-Snacks.
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-Heavy snacks.
-We're very hungry. Back the fuck up.
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-This is my cousin Amparo.
-Amparo.
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She going to a massage school
in San Bernardino.
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I'll see you on the way back down,
blanca.
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He comes from a broken home.
A lot of anger from childhood.
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Like he's special.
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-I want rotelli.
-I'm not a short-order cook.
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-You're a sucky babysitter.
-Less talk, more eat.
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-My mom still loves my dad, you know.
-Oh, yeah?
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They talk to each other
on the phone all the time.
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She usually calls him after you leave
to talk about adult stuff.
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So that's me, that's him and that's you.
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So I do that, and you do that,
and he does that?
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-Unless you do that and I do that.
-Well, I'm the only one who can do that.
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Unless we use one of those,
but I don't know where we'd get that.
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-Well, we could use a--
-Mom.
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Shane.
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Two pierced strangers.
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-I'm Simone.
-I'm Harmony.
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We're working on a science project
for science.
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-About volcanoes.
-And wind.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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Migraine.
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I bought...
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...medicine.
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My mom says
you dress like a prostitute.
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-Shut up.
-That's what she said.
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Why are you here?
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My mom's at a custody mediation
in Ventura with my dad.
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He wants me weekends.
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-They still love each other.
-Oh, no kidding?
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-Did you hear that?
-Yeah, I heard.
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I'm going out tonight.
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Can you make sure Shane
and his two lab assistants...
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...don't trash the house?
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You mean, do your job?
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Yes...
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...only better.
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Ladies, whose names
are escaping me right now...
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...I assume your parents
are coming to pick you up?
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-Yeah.
-Okay, nice meeting you.
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Go, science.
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-When's she leaving?
-Soon.
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I told my mom
I was staying at your house.
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-I told my mom I was staying at yours.
-Awesome.
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Wait. ls my mom with your mom?
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My mom's doing her Landmark
Forum Summit at a hotel by the airport.
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It's like a self-improvement
pyramid scheme.
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My mom's in Borrego, conducting
a sound bath in a biospheric dome.
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It's like a sonic-healing session.
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My mom's probably going on a date
with a drug kingpin.
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He's like the mayor of Tijuana.
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Oh, yeah. I know just how you feel.
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Dead inside.
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Shit.
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Somebody here wants to talk to you,
buddy.
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-Se�or Doug?
-Mermex?
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-ls that really you?
-It's Maria.
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Maria. That's what I meant.
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So how are you doing?
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I'm good.
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-How are you?
-Good.
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Good.
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What are you guys up to?
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Standing on the street. It's sunny.
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Yeah, yeah, it's sunny here too.
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-ls Andy there?
-Yes.
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Cool.
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Could I talk to him, please?
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-Yeah?
-ls it really her?
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It's her, man.
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The bartender's cousin's nephew
used to date her friend.
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-She didn't get fat, did she?
-She's beautiful.
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-Oh, good.
-She's holding your flip-flop.
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-She kept my flip-flop?
-She kept your flip-flop.
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Patrol's working my sector today, but
the coast should be clear by tomorrow.
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Bring her to me, man.
Bring her home to Daddy.
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Done, big guy.
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Hi, it's Lisa. Leave me a message.
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So you'd sit facing me.
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With my butt in his face?
I don't think so. I think I'm on my side.
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Oh, the camera.
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Strike a pose, Harm.
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I think we're gonna need some water.
I'll be right back.
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You have vitamin water?
Something like that?
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-ReddRox, green tea?
-Something with electrolytes.
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I'll check.
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Silas--
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Do not wake this little fucker up.
I just got him down.
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They really wanna have sex.
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-Both of them? With you?
-Yeah, with me. They dig me.
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Then what's your faggy ass doing here?
Can't get it up?
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Oh, it's up. But I'm freaking out.
I mean, what do I do?
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Do I have sex with both
at the same time?
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Unless you've grown an extra dick,
I don't think that's gonna be possible.
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Go figure it out. Use condoms.
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They're in the desk drawer.
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-lf you don't wanna do it, don't.
-I wanna do it.
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Then go do it.
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Don't bring shame on the family.
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Five bucks says he pusses out.
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What?
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What's wrong?
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Migraine, I think.
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I took something, but I guess it wore off.
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Come sit.
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I swear I'm not trying
to get out of sex.
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No, of course not.
No one tries to get out of sex with me.
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You've never had this before?
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No? Come on, lay down.
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All right.
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I have more pills in my purse.
Could you get them, please?
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No. Pills are not gonna help.
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This is stress.
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You have too much stress now.
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-I just need more Excedrin.
-No, the headache is merely a symptom.
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I know a man...
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...with an unconventional medicine.
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It will help you.
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And I'll take care of you
every step of the way.
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Do you trust me?
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Do you trust me?
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I trust you.
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Good.
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Good.
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"And you have ruined the best years
of your life and mine.
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You can't have your family back.
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You can't have me back.
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But there is still one person
you can have back.
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Do you know who that person is?
That person is--"
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How dare any of you judge me?
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-Fuck.
-You.
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You with your low-testosterone,
hump-shouldered victim shit.
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You are the reason I started drinking
in the first place.
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And you, you and your sister
sucked me dry.
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Want, need, demand, a constant drain.
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Who could resist
a little capsule-shaped escape?
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And you,
I don't even know why you're here.
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You're my bitch.
I use you. You're too stupid to realize it.
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Hey, I realize it, but I don't care.
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-Will she still be fun when she's sober?
-This is pointless.
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-It's your turn, lsabelle.
-Give me the fucking key.
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"You put me on liquid diets...
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...and snuck laxatives
into my chocolate stash.
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You made me do Ultra Tae Bo
when I was 6.
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You told me I would never be loved
when I was fat."
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What's your point?
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"You instilled in me the same things
your mother instilled in you...
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...deep anger,
distrust and self-loathing."
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But at least back then, you gave a shit.
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Now you're just a zombie.
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lf you don't deal with this...
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...I will call your mother.
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ls it tea?
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It's ayahuasca.
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Made from plants
from the Amazon rain forest.
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Kucho will take care of us.
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I drink it when I need
healing and clarity.
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I drink it to learn.
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It's magic.
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Peyote magic?
Like hallucinogenic magic?
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No, peyote is a bicycle.
Ayahuasca's a rocket ship.
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00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:29,940
Like 30 years of psychotherapy
in one night.
245
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:33,116
But I only have a headache.
246
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:37,015
You have a tightly wound knot
in your soul.
247
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,247
This will unwind it.
248
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,767
No. No, no.
249
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:38,107
-What's wrong? What did he say?
-No, nothing's wrong.
250
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:39,477
Everything's okay.
251
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:41,617
Drink.
252
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,088
Drink.
253
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,390
Go ahead, drink.
254
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,362
You know, you know, you know.
255
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:01,533
Yeah.
256
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:04,099
You know, you know, you know.
257
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:07,564
No more hiding. No more hiding.
258
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,900
No more hiding.
259
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:19,013
No more hiding.
260
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:22,220
It's out.
261
00:20:24,489 --> 00:20:25,956
It's out.
262
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:41,400
Hi, I am so sorry.
263
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:44,207
After the mediation,
Henry and I went out for dinner.
264
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:47,640
Henry? You went out
to eat with your ex-husband?
265
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:50,246
I'm here babysitting
your insomniac son.
266
00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:52,713
Silas, you don't understand.
267
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,910
-Life gets a little more complicated as--
-Did you fuck him?
268
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:03,327
-Do you want the truth?
-Yes, I want the truth.
269
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:09,462
The truth is in 1 0 years,
I'm gonna be almost 50...
270
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,326
...and you won't even be 30.
271
00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:15,662
The truth is that you
and I have a lot of fun right now...
272
00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:18,843
...and neither one of us
wants that to end...
273
00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:20,011
...right?
274
00:21:27,886 --> 00:21:29,251
Do you want me to go?
275
00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:38,119
You made him rotelli?
276
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:40,127
Penne.
277
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:42,763
And no...
278
00:21:43,902 --> 00:21:45,870
...I don't want you to go.
279
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,852
No, I'm good. I got it covered. Go.
280
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:13,122
-Are you sure?
-Yeah, go, go, go. I'm on the job.
281
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,527
Never fear, Doug is here.
282
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:19,334
I'm gonna go troll the gym
for some strange.
283
00:22:19,538 --> 00:22:22,837
-America first.
-America first.
284
00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:30,973
The cat's away. Bring me my baby.
285
00:22:56,174 --> 00:23:00,167
-You're as beautiful as I remember.
-And you are as tall as I remember.
286
00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,212
You are very handsome.
287
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:08,584
-Andy, what's he doing?
-I think he thinks it's part of the protocol.
288
00:23:08,787 --> 00:23:13,224
-Well, tell him to fuck off.
-Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Come on.
289
00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:16,424
Look at you.
290
00:23:16,628 --> 00:23:18,357
Come on. Come on.
291
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,959
You're gonna love this country,
the land of freedom and opportunity.
292
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:28,197
And air conditioning.
293
00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:32,235
Do you like that? That's the cool breeze
of freedom right there.
294
00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:49,783
Hey.
295
00:23:52,063 --> 00:23:53,291
How are you feeling?
296
00:23:56,501 --> 00:24:01,438
-No headache.
-No pain ever again.
297
00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:03,832
Not if I can help it.
298
00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:07,372
You just relax now, okay?
299
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:11,247
Soon you can get up
and take a nice long bath.
300
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:14,180
There's plenty of food for us
in the kitchen.
301
00:24:14,553 --> 00:24:17,283
Did I make everything better?
302
00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:27,956
Do you think I'm an idiot, Wilson?
303
00:24:28,166 --> 00:24:30,566
Double-crossing,
anti-American piece of shit.
304
00:24:30,769 --> 00:24:34,034
-Cornholing your way into our graces.
-You got the wrong idea, Schmidt.
305
00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:36,935
-I'm just rounding them up.
-Rounding them up with hugs?
306
00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:39,677
Love knows no borders, man.
307
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:41,776
Come here.
308
00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:43,647
You see this girl here?
309
00:24:44,049 --> 00:24:45,346
This is the love of his life.
310
00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:48,380
She's the woman
that he's gonna marry.
311
00:24:49,187 --> 00:24:52,384
-Rushing things a bit, Andy. Be cool.
-You break my heart, Wilson.
312
00:24:52,724 --> 00:24:55,716
I let you in, and you shit on my face.
313
00:24:56,461 --> 00:25:00,227
Look, Tex, I bet you would risk life
and limb...
314
00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:03,196
...for your steroid-pumped Snow White.
315
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,163
You told him about Hope?
316
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,974
Look, pal, this is my Hope.
317
00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:22,247
This is Desert Eagle.
We got mojados in Sector 5.
318
00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:25,684
I repeat, mojados in Sector 5.
319
00:25:27,092 --> 00:25:30,584
You got five minutes before
the border patrol gets here, Wilson.
320
00:25:30,795 --> 00:25:32,763
I never wanna see your face again.
321
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,525
-Thank you. Thank you.
-Wait.
322
00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:39,164
Give me one...
323
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,066
...just so my day's not a total loss.
324
00:25:41,573 --> 00:25:44,406
Give you one? These are people.
325
00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,811
Let's just give him the guy
who hugged me. He's annoying.
326
00:25:50,115 --> 00:25:52,675
Let's go. You, come on. Let's go, out.
327
00:25:59,424 --> 00:26:01,722
Now get the fuck out of here.
328
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,119
Let's go, Andy, come on.
329
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,869
Andy?
330
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,806
You wanna take a walk or something?
331
00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:19,533
Come on.
332
00:26:19,978 --> 00:26:21,309
Come on.
333
00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:25,705
Sure, why not?
334
00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:34,920
-I'm a fucking liar.
-I was a bad coyote.
335
00:26:35,126 --> 00:26:39,756
-I lie to myself all the time.
-I let Doug sacrifice one of my people.
336
00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:41,262
He did it for love but--
337
00:26:41,466 --> 00:26:43,991
I negotiate things
that shouldn't be up for debate.
338
00:26:44,202 --> 00:26:48,400
-I make little compromises with myself.
-And why don't I have a girlfriend?
339
00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:53,442
lf I tell myself I'm not doing harm
when I am, I so am.
340
00:26:53,645 --> 00:26:57,479
I want a girlfriend.
l mean, I'm a good guy.
341
00:26:57,682 --> 00:26:59,206
I'm cute.
342
00:26:59,884 --> 00:27:02,216
Am I too old for a girlfriend?
343
00:27:02,587 --> 00:27:04,851
Nance, has my window
of opportunity closed?
344
00:27:05,523 --> 00:27:07,957
ls my window shut, Nance?
345
00:27:08,526 --> 00:27:11,017
-How'd you open your window?
-Do you see her?
346
00:27:11,997 --> 00:27:14,090
-Who?
-There.
347
00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:16,864
Do you see her?
348
00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:20,635
-See who?
-There.
349
00:27:24,342 --> 00:27:25,775
There's no one there.
350
00:27:30,181 --> 00:27:31,705
Right.
351
00:27:34,285 --> 00:27:36,014
Of course not.
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