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Previously on Weeds:
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You are so beautiful.
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You are like a mermaid.
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Maria Mermex.
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We could bring her back here
if we were coyotes.
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Hola, welcome to America.
Happy days. Have you seen this girl?
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Moses wasn't half the coyote I am.
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This is what my people ate
as we wandered the desert.
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I will lead you now.
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You shall be a free people.
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- How do you know so much about weed?
- It's my business.
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I'm fucking a teenage drug dealer?
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Soccer shoe. Soccer shoe.
Soccer shoe.
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- The preggies keep coming.
- We call it football.
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Goal.
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- Whoa. That's your mom.
- What? No.
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Hi, Mrs. Botwin.
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Honey, why are you hiding Sammy Davis'
autobiography behind your back?
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Who's the king of the school?
The most popular, the most athletic?
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Hey, I'm Dan.
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Don't fuck with me.
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- Are you hungry?
- I'm starving.
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Boss is taking you to lunch.
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Yes, you are.
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You're bailing on me again.
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You should just hang up now
so I can order a pizza.
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Ahorita, mi amor,
I apologize but duty calls.
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- What are you, Batman?
- Yes.
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Cesar is Alfred.
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I'll make it up to you, okay? Tomorrow.
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Do you like lobster? I have a boat.
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This is the third time you've canceled.
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Not canceled, postponed.
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And you broke a date last Tuesday.
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Yeah, well, three beats one.
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Some girls might take that
the wrong way.
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Yeah. But you're not a girl.
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You're a woman.
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An incredibly sexy woman
who tastes like white chocolate...
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...when I nibble inside her thigh...
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...and run my tongue
down her perfectly smooth, slippery...
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I'm sorry.
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I'm running late. I really have to go.
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- You suck.
- Tomorrow night.
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You'll eat lobster and I will eat you.
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Yes, you will.
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What's this?
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New grow house.
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Grow room, actually.
You have a date or something?
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No. I'm just...
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- No.
- Smells like you have a date.
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When did we decide you
were gonna move your plants?
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Something kind of fell into my lap.
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Does this something have anything to do
with your mysterious sleepaways?
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You noticed?
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I thought you were too busy
not going on dates.
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- Hey.
- Hey, Nance.
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- Did you get stood up again?
- No, I...
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No.
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Smells like you got stood up again.
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Perfume and frustration.
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But, hey, I'm simpatico.
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I know why the caged bird sings, Nance.
It hurts.
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The bird hurts.
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I can be back with Cheetos and malt balls
if you wanna get high, listen to my tape.
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Didn't I tell you to move out?
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I'll paint your toenails.
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Maybe.
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Where exactly is this grow room?
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Back of a cheese shop.
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Great cover smell.
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Hey.
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- Cash or credit?
- Credit.
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All right. That will be...
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...a hundred and sixty-four dollars
and 17 cents.
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You know, we give discounts for cash.
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I only have, like, $37 in cash.
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Done.
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- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
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Tell your friends.
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Thanks.
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System's down.
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It's cash only.
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In this hour, we're gonna
examine a sense of moral justice.
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Everybody knows that sometimes
you feel something is right...
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- Good morning, buddy.
- Hey.
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Just shaving here.
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Taming the whiskers.
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Those dirty whiskers.
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Go get them, champ.
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Public education,
cornerstone of democracy.
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Oh...
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The hat.
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Oh, buddy.
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Oh, no.
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Each plant will yield less.
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But because I'm packing so many
into such a small space...
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...the overall harvest goes way up.
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The Mr. Botany thing?
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It's hot.
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Bigger harvest means bigger bucks.
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Which means, I pay you back faster.
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Maybe we should get another
one of these.
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- I got a customer.
- I have a boner.
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Come on.
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You must be Rad's mom.
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Yeah. Lisa.
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Hi, I'm Nancy. I'm Silas' mom.
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Nancy. Hi, Silas.
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What are you doing here?
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Wanna make sure you're not
doing anything stupid.
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Like trafficking with the Mexican Mafia?
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- Can I go back there?
- No.
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I would suggest building a fake wall...
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...something the health inspector
won't mess with.
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Also, mature plants tend to smell
a lot more than moldy blocks of cow...
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- ...so you'll need better...
- Ventilation. I know.
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And don't let him leave advanced nutrients
empties around or in the trash.
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It's a big tip-off.
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I know what I'm doing.
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You don't know what you're doing.
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You're growing pot with your...
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Your girlfriend in a cheese shop.
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I won't let anything happen to him.
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Because you know what you're doing?
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Because you're a mom
and you worry about AMBER Alerts...
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...and the lnternet
and the Catholic Church?
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You're fucking my 17-year-old son.
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Mom.
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Rad's gonna be 17
sooner than you think.
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He's a good-looking boy.
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There you go.
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Do me up.
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- I sold you an eight ball yesterday.
- Yes. And thank you very much.
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So I need another one.
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See?
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Cash.
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- No more for you.
- Excuse me?
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- You're not good.
- I'm fine.
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- You're not fine.
- I told you I'm fine.
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Not fine.
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Give me the fucking blow.
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Okay, brace yourself. Deep breath.
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Yes I Can?
You said I was gonna freak out.
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I was thinking gun.
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Page 96.
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- You don't think he's...?
- Oh, yeah, he's...
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- Are you sure?
- He's absolutely.
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I'm 100-percent positive he's...
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You gotta talk to him.
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Uh-uh. Not this time.
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This is way outside my kink zone.
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Shane. My baby.
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I know.
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Silas is fucking Rad's mom.
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I know, right?
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It's a world gone mad.
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- He's gonna notice they're gone.
- I can't let him... That's me, he's...
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- That's me.
- You're right.
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Take the pictures. Confront the situation.
Deal with it head-on.
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- Yep.
- Fuck.
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Or make peace with it.
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Let it slide, you know?
Boys will be boys.
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You ever do this when you...?
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No fucking way. Thank you, God.
My mom was not hot.
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Flappy upper arms, strange moles.
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Why couldn't he have had a gun?
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Cocaine.
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Coca?
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Snorty?
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All right, wanna fool around?
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Sí. It's Maria.
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Please be sure.
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I'm very vulnerable right now.
Very sensitive.
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Yes, I know her well.
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God bless you. Can you take us to her?
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If I feel like it.
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Don't tease me, you crusty whore.
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I think she wants you
to grease the wheels.
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Oh. Okay.
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Hey, shot of tequila
for the sweet old lady here.
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- Now can you take me to her?
- No.
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Listen, you cock-juggling thundercunt.
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- Hey, here we go.
- I am not...
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Come. That way.
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I will take you to her.
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That's more like it.
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I got butterflies, Andy.
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Yeah, just be yourself, Doug.
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And try not to call her a thundercunt.
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- Grandma's got wheels.
- Hey, we don't run.
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We're Americans.
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Oh, shit.
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It is time to pay.
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That's the bad coyote belt-stealer guy.
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The one who tried to rape Reyna
and stab me in the neck.
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I pictured him taller.
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I will shoot your knee
and shoot your balls.
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I will shoot your belly
and feed you to the sewer rats.
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Does that mean that I can go?
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Okay. Okay. Okay.
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- I'm sorry, man.
- This is so not cool.
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My last meal
was a bowl of chili peanuts.
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Oh!
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El Andy, he's a good man.
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He has brought much happiness
to our familia and our friends.
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He will not die this day.
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You will die.
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Okay, okay.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on here, guys.
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The way of El Andy...
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...is the way of peace.
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And creature comforts.
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Just walk away, Mr. Coyote,
or limp away.
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And limp in peace.
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We will not harm you.
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I just did the whole peace speech.
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That was Hector.
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He no speak English.
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I completely agree.
She's bat-shit insane.
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- She's got a good heart.
- She fucked up and she's fired.
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But let's face it.
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We all fucked up, okay?
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Kung Pao made me piss out of my ass.
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Could happen to anyone.
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But can we just agree to
keep all of our fuck-ups to ourselves?
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No Cesar, sí? Okay?
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Shit.
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Ask him if he'd like to take anything
from the store for his troubles.
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He says that the store is for ladies
who hate men who made them fat.
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Doesn't he have a wife or a girlfriend?
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Somebody he wants to impregnate?
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His sister.
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- Is pregnant by her husband.
- Oh. Great.
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Why don't you take a bag and fill it up
with some stuff from the store...
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...and we'll forget this ever happened,
okay?
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You want me to take care of her?
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Yeah, go ahead. Maybe I'll wear
something fun to her funeral.
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Shut up.
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I'm taking you home.
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Okay.
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Come here.
Let's clean that pretty face of yours.
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It's me.
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I can't make it tonight.
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This is not a spite cancellation.
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I have a very sick child on my hands.
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Tomorrow night?
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Please?
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No, no.
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Sweetie?
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Sweetie...
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...I wanna talk to you about...
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I'm just...
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I'm just gonna throw this out there.
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I think it's a little...
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I don't wanna say "weird."
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Maybe another word for weird without
all the weird connotations of weird...
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...like "peculiar," maybe or "eccentric"...
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...or how about "quirky"?
Okay, it's quirky.
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00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,304
It's a little quirky to masturbate
to pictures of your mother.
261
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:41,351
To have this sexual kind
of relationship...
262
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:47,315
...or connection or hookup
with a stand-in for your mother.
263
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:52,154
You may think it's okay because
this woman isn't actually your mother.
264
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:55,073
Because these photographs
don't necessarily look like me...
265
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,993
...since you know me as me now,
not me as me then.
266
00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:02,664
And according to Freud, a lot of people
wanna have sex with their mother...
267
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,833
...or substitutes for their mother...
268
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:10,005
...and it's normal in the planning stages
but it should stop there.
269
00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:13,633
And I realize there's a lot
of hormonal compulsion...
270
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:17,971
...some of it beyond your control,
and it's nothing terrible or unnatural...
271
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:23,018
...or anything we need to talk about
in gory detail.
272
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,104
Because sex...
273
00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:31,067
Sex is good, Freud said,
or Annie Sprinkle maybe said.
274
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:35,655
Sex is great and you should have sex
safely with your peers...
275
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:39,534
...like Megan or Tara
or Playboy or Penthouse or Juggs...
276
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,536
...if you're inclined to that body part.
277
00:18:41,704 --> 00:18:44,998
You should go ahead, fantasize about
having sex with these people.
278
00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,708
But you should avoid the areas...
279
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,127
...which include having sex
with your mother...
280
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,213
...or a substitute for your mother.
281
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,882
I mean, things, you know, happen.
It's understandable.
282
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,301
She's blond. She's got a cheese store.
283
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,054
You hide them
in a Sammy Davis, Jr. biography.
284
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,305
Who's gonna look there?
285
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,058
It happens but
it shouldn't happen anymore.
286
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,727
And we can swear, and I do swear...
287
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:11,566
...to never, ever,
ever speak of this again.
288
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,239
Well, then...
289
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,453
Okay, then.
290
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,540
We'll just...
291
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,764
So tell me about this boat.
292
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:48,770
Oh.
293
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,897
Okay.
294
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,733
Well, no.
295
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,069
Some other time, then. Okay.
296
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,696
Bye.
297
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:19,134
Mom?
298
00:20:23,264 --> 00:20:24,973
Mom, are you shooting heroin?
299
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,730
It's Restylane.
300
00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,982
It's for my lips.
301
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,902
That needle was sticking out
of your forehead.
302
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,279
Yeah, it works there too.
303
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:41,406
Not really.
304
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,824
Yeah.
305
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,159
You need help.
306
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:48,955
Okay, I'll hold out my lip
and you put it in.
307
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,750
I'm calling Dad.
308
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,919
I'm fine.
309
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:02,177
Here comes psycho.
310
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:03,845
There he is.
311
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:06,264
I hear he killed his dad.
312
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,266
I think he's Mexican.
313
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,227
Tolan said he made a necklace
out of Dan's teeth.
314
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,480
My brother saw him in gym class.
315
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:14,689
Huge dick.
316
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:18,109
- You see his limo and bodyguard?
- Mucho fucked up.
317
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,861
- His eyes too.
- Yeah.
318
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:21,738
Look away.
319
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,539
Hey there.
320
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,086
Do you party?
321
00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:38,296
Yeah, I party.
322
00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:46,304
I mean, you saw her the other day
and now she's pretty much losing her shit.
323
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,391
Oh, well, this can't be easy for her.
324
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:53,728
You have no idea
who you're talking about.
325
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:59,025
You know what, it doesn't matter.
Clock strikes 18 and I'm done with all of it.
326
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:04,531
Here you go.
Greatest American hero.
327
00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:06,241
Patch here works at the airport.
328
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:09,244
Big smokers in baggage.
Could be some nice business.
329
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,413
Bulk discounts and we cater.
330
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,747
Oh, right on.
331
00:22:12,915 --> 00:22:15,625
I want you to know,
I bought a vaporizer for this shit.
332
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,502
Oh, I'm honored.
333
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,254
Well, you inspire me.
334
00:22:19,422 --> 00:22:21,006
Truly. I might write a poem.
335
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:24,092
Yeah. Later.
336
00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,427
Bon appétit.
337
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,721
This is totally gonna work.
338
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,931
Sandwiches.
339
00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:32,934
We should move in together.
340
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:53,997
Before I say anything, I just wanna say,
this is completely unexpected.
341
00:22:55,416 --> 00:22:59,919
Coyote-ing has been a passion project
of mine for a few weeks now.
342
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:02,255
But I didn't do it alone.
343
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:04,424
It takes a village...
344
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:07,886
...to smuggle a human.
345
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:12,640
And when I see myself up on the wall...
346
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:18,313
...I smell the breath of
every sun-stained face I've liberated.
347
00:23:18,481 --> 00:23:19,981
I... it's...
348
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:22,067
I'm at a loss.
349
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,569
Dos Gatos for everyone.
350
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:28,073
And dos Dos Gatos for my friend, Doug.
351
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:36,664
- Thank you.
- El Andy.
352
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,667
What is wrong with your tall friend?
353
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,253
A cloud of sadness hangs over him.
354
00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:47,842
The man is in love
with a beautiful notion.
355
00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:01,272
Must be nice being El Andy.
356
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,900
Things are awesome for El Andy.
357
00:24:04,068 --> 00:24:05,193
Sucks being El Doug.
358
00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:08,363
Hey, come on, compadre.
359
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:11,825
We're in Mexico chasing a dream.
360
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:14,202
When's the last time
you chased a dream?
361
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:16,162
I'm a sidekick, Andy.
362
00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:18,957
I'm a sad and lonely sidekick.
363
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,166
I'm Andrew Ridgeley.
364
00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:22,669
What? He's the other guy in Wham!
365
00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:25,213
The guy who doesn't blow people
in public bathrooms.
366
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:26,422
He had a solo album.
367
00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:30,009
- I never bought it but...
- I bought it, Andy. it sucked.
368
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:33,096
El Andy...
369
00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:36,015
...this is the woman your depressed amigo
searches for?
370
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:38,476
People don't talk to sidekicks.
Like I'm not here.
371
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:40,061
That's the one, Raul.
372
00:24:40,229 --> 00:24:43,398
We will help the sad, tall, angry,
baby man find her.
373
00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:46,776
- Thank you.
- You're welcome, El Andy.
374
00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:57,120
Did you forget your pruning shears?
375
00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:04,210
Lisa and I have...
376
00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:07,755
...decided to slow things down...
377
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:10,258
...and nurture ourselves more.
378
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:15,597
Replenish our reserves of oxytocin.
379
00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:21,519
You got anything
that needs to be washed?
380
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:24,022
No.
381
00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:28,776
Well...
382
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:36,159
...feel free to raid the fridge,
take the car...
383
00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:39,621
...play your music too loud.
384
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,709
Thanks, Mom.
385
00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:47,629
You okay?
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