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Hey, Greg, it's Tyler.

I brought the brewskis. Let's watch that game.

Excuse me.

What are you doing in my house? Where are you? I'm Tyler. I'm Greg's friend.

Greg's not here, honey. Greg's not here?

No. Really? He told me to come by and we'd watch the game.

But he just walked into people's houses without knocking. I'm so sorry. He told

me I could just come in.

Well... Greg got in a fender bender last night with my car. Oh, my gosh. So he

is now down at the junkyard with his dad fixing it.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Oh, my gosh. I had no idea. He's not 21 yet.

Are you 21?

Yeah. I just turned 21 last month, actually, so.

You wouldn't be lying to me either, would you? No. Why would I do that? Are

the ones playing him with alcohol?

No. No. I mean, absolutely not.

You don't look 21.

I promise I am.

That looks a little too practiced to me.

Really? And what are you doing with this cheap shit?

That? That's cheap?

Uh -huh. This is cheap.

Really? That was actually on a really good sale down the street, so I guess

had to purchase it.

Oh, honey.

Let me pour you a real drink.

Okay.

Have you ever had whiskey before?

Yeah, of course. I drink it all the time.

Well,

I believe there's two things a man should know by the age of 21.

And one of them is how to handle his whiskey.

And the other one?

Let's see if we can get this done first.

Drink this all the time.

Bottoms up.

You okay there, kiddo?

This is pretty strong stuff.

Oh, honey.

There's two things a man should know how to handle by the age of 21.

His alcohol.

And a woman.

Whoa. So I hope you're much better at women than you are at your whiskey.

Yeah, well, yeah.

It's all about a woman, yeah.

Greg's not going to come here?

Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. Okay.

The rain would be really upset if you were to walk in right now.

He's going to be busy all day long. Yeah?

That's going to be grounded.

Let's see what you got working in here.

Since you're the big man around town buying alcohol for everyone.

I swear I didn't get any alcohol.

Let's play that game again.

Oh, my God.

What was your name again?

I'm Tyler.

Hi Tyler.

Oh wow.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh wow.

It feels so good.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh wow.

You don't even know how to work that tongue.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

So good.

Oh my god.

I hope you can't get away.

Oh my goodness.

What was your name again?

Tyler.

I'm bad at names.

No worries.

You like that tongue, don't you? I do.

Wow.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Oh, my God.

I don't know

Oh yeah, he bounced off the dead people.

Thank you.

These are so big.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Yes, you fucking dirty little fucker, aren't you?

Dirty bastard.

because we had come all over this because she was right there.

So next time I'll bring the whiskey and you bring the cock.

Sounds like a plan.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody. Nobody.

Does it better.