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Ladies and gentlemen, our National Anthem!

Smash, Texas Tornado carried on Eric Hawke of Legion of Doom.

Superfly, Luke the Bushwacker, the end though, demolition cry.

Hi, Mr. Fuji!

He's got that came out and he's ready looking a bootie pushing him back in with that came he's relentless

Settle down.

And he's lea-

They tried a fast combination, it didn't work.

Now they gotta get on it and wear one down.

I think the edge you gotta give to the rockers because they seem to know what

each other is thinking.

sometimes you can't understand what they're saying only they do with this capacity crowd hot rod

We are hook-a-lay-

Michael's will attest to that as well.

The pendulum has sort of swung here and this one started out earlier on with all rockers

and now it's all oriented express.

Now an interesting when he when he hits Shawn Michaels in the head there the rules are it

has to be an open hand and with them in their martial arts a lot of they.

Zanzan, a pat on the back, is only 18 inches away from the kick and a pat strike.

Where's another two-count?

It's very important to get as many covers in right now as you can,

because you do not know which one is going to be the final one.

The guys are tired.

If you see a guy who's got the wind knocked out of him,

go for the cover, do not try to wear him out.

Here he is.

Saw just moments ago, Mr. Fuji with some words of wisdom.

Perhaps, perhaps, why you're closing in on it.

That's what tag team wrestling is all about.

I can see Putin!

Absolutely, the word is not in their vocabulary.

Makes you proud, makes you proud to see young athlete so strong, so determined.

I don't think Shawn knows where his corner is anymore, Rod.

No, Shawn, the only thing he knows is don't give up.

And that's a hard thing to say when you're getting nothing in the middle of

your face, time and time again, takes a real man.

Look at the fantastic condition.

Swingshot coming up here, ringer,

Snipe Venge, and found him off.

Right in the sternum, boy, enough to win right out of that.

Again, setting it up.

Well, Macho King Randy Savage, it is my understanding that you have a statement to make.

Oh, yeah.

I'm the greatest World Wrestling Federation champion ever, and I'm the number one contender

for the title.

And I don't care who tonight wins the title between Sargent Slaughter and the Ultimate

Warrior, because I got a commitment, yeah, from Sargent Slaughter saying that if he wins

the title, I'm the number one contender.

Macho King Randy Savage, that's all very interesting.

That's right, it is.

Aren't you getting a little ahead of yourself?

What are you talking about, Shawn?

You better tell me right now.

Can you tell me now that you've got that same commitment from the current World Wrestling

Federation champion, the ultimate warrior?

You can't stick in your voice.

You, I know what you're talking about right now, but that commitment will come from the

ultimate warrior in about a couple of seconds, because sensational Queen Sherry is gonna bait

the ultimate warrior, and she's gonna bait him right now.

Sensational Queen Sherry, there she is right now!

You watch the Ultimate Warrior be a fool, because he is a fool,

because he wouldn't make the commitment, but he's gonna make the commitment now!

There is something going on on the arena floor.

Yeah, watch and listen.

Let's try and reach Mean Jean Okerlin.

Mean Jean, can you hear me?

I sure can, John Booney.

Sensational Queen Sherry, what are you doing here tonight?

I am here to make a public challenge, me and Jean.

To whom?

To the Ultimate Warrior, who else?

Now, Sergeant Slaughter has promised the Macho King, Randy Savage,

that should he win the WWF Championship tonight,

he has promised the Macho King that he will.

that he will grant him a championship match.

Now, being the brave and honorable man that we all know Sergeant Slaughter is.

Please.

There is no doubt in my mind and in my heart that Sergeant Slaughter will do nothing more than grant and come through with every-

and he is acknowledged toward the Kingdom of the Madness.

I only hope that the ultimate warrior is as honorable

as everyone seems to think that he is.

However, I have my doubts.

Ultimate warrior, if you can hear me right now,

which I think you can,

shot. No answers. You know, I've admired you for a long time, warrior. You know, I've

lips and wonder what it would be like. And also, I've always looked at your chest and

wondered what it would be like to touch your chest. As a matter of fact, I've often admired

strong, broad, wide, deaf. And your hair is very wonderful. I've also wondered what it

would be like seeing you with the wind blowing through your hair. So what's it

Are you gonna give the Moncho King a title match if you retain that belt tonight?

Come on, warrior, can't you talk to me?

Come on, what's it gonna be?

Come on, warrior, can't you say something to me?

That's the most wonderful, the most thrilling thing

that has ever happened to me.

Please, as I look into your wonderful face

and I know the champion that you are

and the honorable man that you are,

I know that you would grant the Macho King his title shot.

Come on, warrior.

Are you going to grant the Macho King a title match?

Come on, warrior.

Tell everybody what an honorable man that you are.

What a brave and wonderful champion you are, warrior.

What is it to you?

Come on.

Are you going to give the Macho King his title match?

Just say yes to me.

That's all I want from you.

I don't know if they're in the size of as much as I get on Boobsy's case.

He's a very intelligent manager and he knows when a guy comes out with a lot of

fire like Boss Man has to calm them on down.

Give him a little time by himself.

Right here, you've got yourself a blood feud and if it's a feud like that,

most guys would rush in.

Hey, take your time.

Well, he said he would do.

the big body power now going to work on the midsection of the big bottom end.

What an uppercut.

And another one.

The Barbarian is so strong and so fast like a cat just looking at you sometimes hurts.

You can't make too many mistakes and imagine this magnitude, God.

No, sir, one mistake with the power these guys got, it can be all over.

Look at how Harry's too flexed, one of our barrier.

Well, they say the bigger they are, the harder they fall, but they don't fall so often.

But when they do, there's damage done.

So long as they don't fall on top of you.

Absolutely.

You being a big man, Gorilla, when you were wrestling,

What these guys are thinking, both men over 300 pounds, well, look at this.

Beautiful shot by the Barbarian.

But you know, Hot Rod, when I see these guys today,

what kind of condition they're in, what kind of power they possess, I'm glad I'm

retired.

Unfortunately, you can't say the same.

Let's still get it in there.

We're all glad you retired too, as tough as you are, Gorilla.

of the boss man there before he gave Max Roseline.

Wow, another big roundhouse right.

Holy cow, look what's going on.

Boss man's all hung up there.

His foot's caught in a rope.

Here's where Doiso does his best work.

This is where he's the bravest.

And where the bar-

Look at this!

slaughter the number one contender for the world wrestling federation championship and his commanding officer general adnan

General adnan

Sgt. Slaughter tonight. You'll be your whole puke and listen up

And all you maggots out there

listen up

If you think that there's turmoil in the world today

You wait until I leave this area and I head to the ring to face the ultimate

for the World Wrestling Federation Championship.

And when I defeat the ultimate puke,

and I, Sergeant Slaughter,

become the new World Wrestling Federation Champion,

then you will see some turmoil.

Turboil like you've never seen before.

What these maggots need is a leader.

And I, Sergeant Slaughter, will be their new leader!

I have integrity, and I'm someone they can look up to and respect.

Ultimate puke, your weeks are no longer numbered.

Your days are no longer numbered.

Your hours are no longer numbered.

Ultimate puke, you are dismissed, and that's an order.

All right, ultimate or warrior,

you heard the comments from Sergeant Slaughter.

He talked about orders.

Who is going to be giving the orders in the ring

in tonight's matchup?

The orders you give Sergeant Slaughter, only pa-

For I sergeant slaughter give no orders. I only take them not from you sergeant slaughter

But only from the warriors that ride up on my back

All right sergeant slaughter alluded to turmoil. What about the turmoil that this man allegedly causes the turmoil you have created is nothing

of sand in the desert, a desert where a foxhole will be created that will lead you down to

defeat."

At all ultimate warriors, Sergeant Slaughter talked about leadership, that indeed if he

were to become the World Wrestling Federation champion, he would be a leader that people

could look up to.

They would be proud of.

He would be a leader they could respect.

Just exactly what kind of a leader do you think Sergeant Slaughter would be?

Warriors would never, could never lower themselves to look up to someone like you.

The only ones that would follow you are those that are demented.

I walk into this battle as the ultimate champion.

I walk away as the ultimate victor.

Federation, or the Arab Americans, or the overwhelming majority of us throughout the world for that matter.

Well, I understand that, Drew, but I want to make a point.

This is America, and as much as I-

I'll do something about it, but this is America, and that's why we're all here! God bless America!

Well, that's what all our young men and women are fighting all about over the hundred! That's what it's all about!

That's what it's all about to express yourself!

Exactly! So we cannot deny this man the freedom, but we can't get in there and stop him!

Baby, we ain't talking skim milk here.

Now I want you to check something out.

Sergeant Slaughter is fully prepared here.

Look at all his head, he's in full battle clear.

We're in that battle helmet on his head.

Hey, you got that right.

Oh, that's a trick.

I like that side.

Ha, ha, ha.

And he's got his muffin tray with him.

Oh, wait a minute.

The winner

But we've got other officials of the World Wrestling Federation in attendance hot rod they had to see that

Coming down the aisle with his manager

Cannot believe what's coming out

Discussion and disgusting

Yes, the bounty.

What is it, they always get their man?

There's Jimmy, his main man.

Well, we got a chance.

I want to say hello to Captain Michael Nelson,

Forest of the 82nd Airborne Division.

Over there, just kicking butt.

We're sure are proud of you.

That's a skim milk.

Maybe a little something else.

concentrate on these two athletes in the ring now.

That is now up to the officials of the WDW.

And I do believe it is a firm standing.

We have a new WWE Champion.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

That's all we had to do with Snotter.

Quarter, you got Sherry Sherry, Atnoyed.

Look out, nice duck underneath by Poco and a drop kick, finds it smart,

right in the kisser.

Come on, baby, don't shake it off, don't shake it off.

A poor period, baby.

Did you catch one of them by Cusley?

We're lucky to think he was coming to this, the senior prom.

No, I think Jimi are going to that after.

They've been counting on him for a long time.

I'm not a nasty guy this Mountie is, Hanrod.

I know you know very well.

I know real well.

And as much as I sit up here, it's easy to sit up here and not die.

I want to tell you that.

It's another thing to get in the ring and do it.

So let's give some credit where credit is due to both these athletes.

Coco Beware doesn't take nothing from nobody.

The Mountie, very methodical.

Knows where he is all the time and will play possum on you.

know some of the tactics that they use.

Some of their holds for pacifying people that the Monkeys use.

And the Monkeys, again, one of the finest police organizations in the world.

I don't think that they would condone the conduct in America of our Royal Monkeys.

But then again, this is America, isn't it?

Well, they certainly wouldn't like the way this guy shoots off his mouth.

I know that.

No, Monkeys that I know are very stand up men.

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

shooting off of their mouth to do that never get into action.

Wait a second, what is this thing?

What happened?

I missed it, did he nail it?

I think he nailed it with a cattle prod, Rodney.

That's another thing, I ain't never seen no Monty Aaron, no cattle prod.

This guy has an identity problem here.

Go see a therapist, get some nine eyes.

He's in a lot of trouble, he shouldn't say get up too much to Cocoa,

because Cocoa's a kind of, there's one of those Monty Halls,

that's the Monty Passive Control Technique right there.

And that will control you very passively, I know as a young fellow.

They just control the men.

disgusting way of getting under your skin, doesn't it?

Sure it does.

Control all the time

I'm giving up on Coco till I hear the

witness to more heinous act than what I saw you do tonight and I will go as far as to

say that the ultimate warrior might still be the world wrestling federation champion

if it weren't for you.

Well he should realize that no one says no to the macho king, he was never the world

wrestling federation champion.

I was always the world wrestling federation champion yesterday, today, and tomorrow past

present and future.

I'm the greatest of all time, let him cry, let him cry, he should have made the commitment

to make me the number one contender.

think I would say the ultimate warrior is hot on your trail I would say right

now no one should be standing between the macho king and the ultimate warrior

let's go back to ringside

I think so disgusting as to see Sergeant Slaughter's hand raised in victory.

You know, when the Macho King Hot Rod was the champion of the World Wrestling Federation,

you could bet nothing like that ever happened to him.

Never, he always got a fair shake in this match.

Check out what happened.

Scary Sherry, and I mean scary.

Come down, she, now think about it, they were on the podium, she's doing a-

Right there, she's taking the Ultimate Warrior's brain away.

She's thinking about, they're doing all kinds of stuff.

Then the March okay, hitting the Ultimate Warrior right down close to us.

We didn't even see it, hitting them with the light stand.

Then that ain't enough.

The Ultimate Warrior crawls back in to have that puke there.

Most important of all, the referee did not see it, Hanrod.

Most important of all.

But I'm sure there were some officials here from the World Wrestling Federation

who did indeed see it.

Right now, let's go to Mean Jean.

All right, give it a monsoon rowdy rowdy piper. Thank you very much with everything that is happening in the world and the world wrestling Federation

General add none

Sergeant slaughter. I can't help but shut your whole puked for the last time

I told you and I told the world that I give the orders what I say

I'm gonna do something you better believe that I'm

But while everybody else was aligning with the ultimate puke,

Sergeant Slaughter was digging in.

And I, Sergeant Slaughter, the new World Wrestling Federation

champion, will reach out and take whatever I want.

Just like I told you I would reach out and take the new World Wrestling Federation Championship

and put it around my waist where it belongs, now they can start respecting me.

But like nobody else in the military world today, I have no boundaries, what I...

Sgt. Slaughter, say I'm gonna crush someone.

Well, I, Sgt. Slaughter, say I'm gonna defeat someone.

I, Sgt. Slaughter, will do it,

and I have just begun to fight.

You, baggage, are all dismissed.

I'm the new World Rusty Federation champion,

and that's an order.

Allahumma salli ala Muhammad wa alaihi wa salli alaihi wa sallam

Allah wa Iqbal

All right, put up with us, I don't think I

I can take any more, a very shallow victory in my opinion for Sergeant Slaughter tonight.

Your Honor, Roddy, let's get back to the two of you.

That's disgusting.

If he thinks for a minute that he's earned a respect of anyone, he's crazy.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, stick it in your nose and you, Slaughter,

you son of an unnamed goat, and I'm giving a bad name to goats.

You can take it and stick it in your ear because you ain't holding onto that for long, baby.

You are, in fact, Sergeant Slaughter, the ultimate puke.

And you've proved that to everyone in the entire world here tonight.

This guy's disgusting.

He can, I'll tell you what he can do, man.

He can take that title because now it's open doors.

We all get a crack at you, slaughter.

And if you think I'm holding back or anybody in that dressing room is holding

back then baby, you are definitely wrong.

Let's hear some messages from our brave men and women in the armed forces, especially those involved in Desert Star.

I wish you a lot of luck. We want to see you back home again.

We wish that God would bless all the youths and that you do come home safely and give them hell for us.

Hi, we're Gary and Elizabeth Lamountain from Long Island, New York, and we just want to wish the safest, safest thing possible for all you guys over there.

And we want you guys to know that we're all behind you 100% and we want you to come home soon. We love you.

Yeah, I'm good with kick butt and come back safe.

We're all behind you, come back home safe and sound.

Horatio, I'd like to say hurry back home and get rid of those guys over there and get over here as soon as you can because we miss you, alright?

Good luck.

All the brave men and women in Saudi Arabia, we really appreciate what you're doing and we back you a hundred percent

and we hope you all come home safe and soon.

I just want to say hi to all the guys in Saudi Arabia, all the guys and the gals, and we're

wishing you the best and hope that you come home real soon.

We love you all.

My name's Andrew from Hollywood.

I wish you guys and Saudi Arabia good luck.

Hi, I'm Gloria Blackburn from Titusville, Florida, and I want to wish all of our men

and women the best of luck over there and get home soon.

And I hope the war ends very soon.

Good luck.

To all you fighters in Saudi Arabia, go over there and get the job done or hurry up home.

Come back to your families.

Well, to Alex, I wish you very best, okay?

And be careful out there.

Hi, I'm just supporting all the soldiers and everybody else over in Saudi Arabia and hope they all come back safe.

Well, we certainly do indeed hope that everyone comes back safe, you know hot rod

The the Hulkster had a tour all set up for Saudi Arabia

But the Department of Defense said no you at this time you you can't do that

So the Hulkster took it upon himself. He's gonna make a special tour starting this coming Monday

He's going out to bases all over the US of a here gonna talk to the troops gonna talk to the wives and the husbands of

Wives that are there, you know over there in a Persian Gulf and the families and

and give some moral support you know it's the men and women over there that

are doing the job and we understand that and so we're trying to do everything

we can to do our part and Hogan being the American that he is whether we agree

or not on some things we definitely agree on this he's trying his heart out

and we all are to give you a little bit back to say thank you we don't know how

to do it so we're doing our best and this is it folks

Hogan's gonna come and see you, he's gonna see you in a lot of different camps.

He's gonna be shaking a lot of heads cuz we don't know how else to thank you.

Hot Rod, he'll be representing all of us here in the World Wrestling Federation.

You betcha.

And when the Hulkster shows up, it's something else.

I bet you, man.

Right now, we're gonna hear something from some of the participants in the Royal Rumble.

There are 29 men to think they are ready for the Royal Rumble.

But yet, there is only one snake that is absolutely sure what he's gotta do.

You see I see a lot of men sweating not me. I'm cold brother ice water run through the veins

You see Rick Martell. I know what I got to do like a surgeon brother. I will cut my way through those 29 men

The Rumble's here and I know a lot of people are gonna go right for the earthquake, but I'm ready, so bring them all on, bring on the Undertaker, bring on Mr. Perfect, bring on Tugbolt, and Hogan!

I've got something special just for you!

No hammer is going to come crashing down at all 29 in the WWF Royal Rumble.

The Royal Rumble, the air is electrified, 30 of the finest man in the WWF will be competing

to see who is number one.

But when the clouds go dark and the tornado comes down and touches down in Royal Rumble,

there will be one winner and the one winner will be right here.

If life is like a rollercoaster and you don't want to take a ride on either of us, that's right

It's royal rumble time. It's every man for himself and Hawk remember things can happen that ain't never happened before

It's not what you do, but how you look doing it.

You know, and just watch me shine when I throw everybody over that top rope.

Oh yeah, Hen Jake, I haven't forgot about you.

I know the way things look for you lately.

You need a little guidance, so it will be my pleasure to guide you right out of that ring,

because I'm the winner of that Royal Rumble.

Every month himself and with 29 older opponents in the ring. I'm glad I'm a bulldog

30 of the greatest athletes in the World Wrestling Federation in the Royal Rumble

29 are gonna be laying on the floor one man's gonna be left standing guess who that one man is

Mr. Perfect intercontinental champion. This is what makes me different from the other 29 athletes. I'm by far

athlete the world wrestling federation has ever produced. I will win the royal rumble perfectly.

It's royal rumble time. Every man for himself and the old tugboat is gonna jump right into the

middle of things and hoster if it comes down to you and me. Well, he

at the top of their game ready for the Royal Rumble, the prestige of winning it.

Hot Rod is tremendous.

I don't know if I can take it, this has been the greatest,

greatest pay-per-view event I have ever been at, and I am truly excited.

And the best is just yet to come.

We got all 30 of the toughest guys you've ever seen in your life.

You know, Hot Rod, we got coming up, the big tag team matchup.

Virgil, the henchman of the Million Dollar Man, are joining forces.

Of course, against Dusty and Dustin Rhodes.

Blood definitely thicker than Money Hot Rod.

And I understand you had lunch with Virgil today.

Yeah, we just had Luke Gingin, shared some skim milk.

Talked about life, talked about pride, talked about what money cannot buy.

Talked about how we sat there and instead of leaving a million dollar tip,

just said thank you and then we walked to our cars.

You instilled a lot of things in the virtual that he before that time did not have friendly right now

Let's thank you to Sean Mooney

Million Dollar Man tonight you will be facing the father and son tag team

Dusty and Dustin Rhodes. Now this is a team linked by blood and I would say that is a very strong bond

But we have yet to see yourself and Virgil as a tag team. How do you think your bodyguard is going to fare tonight in the ring?

I'll tell you little man. I think my bodyguard is gonna fare very well

Everybody wants to know why why does Virgil wipe the sweat from my brow?

Why does Virgil polish my shoes? Why does Virgil clean the dog off my shoes? Why does Virgil massage my feet?

absorb any form of treatment that I feel fit to give him.

This right here is why the almighty dollar,

I have bought a bodyguard, I have bought a tag team partner,

I have bought the best that money can buy,

and this right here is why Virgil will do it.

And you Dusty Rhodes and that punk kiddie-ers

are gonna find out in just a few minutes.

There is a bond thicker than blood,

Let's go back out to ringside

The barbeurs, maybe it is maybe it isn't

Neither one of us ordered crores.

I like that.

We don't like to eat crores anymore, I love that on run.

Here are points.

Look at the big smile on the kisser of The Dead On The Man.

And a two-component queen.

What salary does not give you the right to intimidate them?

Does not give you the right to strike them?

No sir.

Does that give you the right to have them watch the doodoo of your boats?

I wouldn't do that for no, I have been dirt poor.

I have lived and slept on the street.

I would not do that for any amount of money.

and some team of Dustin and Dusty Rhodes.

Boy, do they look alike or what?

Oh, just so.

Holy cow.

Yeah, just honesty in that family.

Sure.

Oh, look out here.

And I noticed that Dibiasi isn't doing any of the doing.

What a thrill, it must be for Dusty Rhodes to be tagged up with his own son and

watching his son come along as great as he's coming.

It is a tremendous feeling, not too many following some teams over the years here, Hot Rod, in the World Wrestling Federation.

Well, hard right hand by Virgil there.

Virgil's not used to being inside the squared circle after the bell rings.

And he's going up against a couple of real one season crawlers and one stud.

Look out, Irish whip by Virgil.

I'd like to see him.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

I'll show you.

He's showing us against the Sun, he has not the father.

Come on, tag somebody, and then with the same scheme you've got, Nibbioz.

Whip in once again, backdrop, yes, he nailed him.

Did you hear that?

I didn't hear it, what did he say?

That's your baby boy right there.

about millionaires, now he's cheap.

No, same.godcateratites, same little money signs on him.

He wears black, that way he only got to buy one pair.

But that's what it takes to be a millionaire, I'll stay poor.

I kind of like riding a jet ski instead of a yacht anyway.

It gives me a little more freedom.

I think he blew that knee right out.

Yeah, you can tell, he's definitely, he's definitely blowing that leg out.

God, God.

God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God,

God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God,

God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God,

God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God, God,

As if he was a baby, but then again it cost him a match, huh?

But that's okay, there's a type of guys that can't come back.

Maybe Ozzy's got the mic on, Ron.

Boy.

Well, this ought to be enlightening.

on Virgil, now, now, Virgil, don't do it, Virgil.

I understand you gotta keep the job, get the belt.

It comes to point, obviously Virgil don't have no point.

It's gonna be every man for himself. Well, you know something mean Jean now

It's time more than ever for me and all my Hulkamaniacs to unite brother

You know, there's 29 other competitors in that ring, but I'm not worried about those dudes, brother

I want to tell you what I'm all about and what I'm standing for out here

I'm dedicating this match to all of our boys over there in the Persian Gulf into all of our allies mean Jean and with that type of

With that type of energy, brother, I don't care about the other 29 competitors, Mean Jean.

I'm gonna fight, scratch, and claw my way all the way to the top to win that Royal Rumble.

Because with Army, the Navy, the Air Force, and the Marines behind me, Mean Jean,

Hulkamania has got more momentum than I've ever had,

and I'm gonna prove with all the armed forces behind Hulkamania,

truth, justice, the American way, I'm gonna prove that I'm gonna win that Royal Rumble.

Hold on, Hulk. I hate to interrupt you.

We are getting, and I can't believe this, an unconfirmed report

that the New World Wrestling Federation champion,

Sergeant Slaughter, has just defaced the American flag.

Now, that could just be a rumor.

No, I mean, no, no, I mean, Jean, let me tell you something.

Sergeant Slaughter stealing the WWF title is one thing.

But if Sergeant Slaughter has gone so far to the face, old gory,

to the face, the red, white, and blue brother,

I don't care if it's legal or not, brother.

Sergeant Slaughter, that would be the fate that would seal you in for good.

And no matter what happens, me and Jean, Sergeant Slaughter's reign

as the WWF champion is going to be just like-

You know what, brother, I know exactly what-

Sudan is gonna be just like Sudan, who saves rain over Kuwait, brother.

It's gonna be only temporary.

Thank you, Hulk Hogan.

Huckster really bent out of shape, but I don't blame him.

I don't either, he's coming with the vengeance, and it is time.

Royal Hulk Hogan.

It's time for the Royal Hogan.

real quick if we put for the Royal Rumble and I can make it quick.

There ain't no rules, tuck him over the top rope.

Every two minutes, another number will hit the ring until all 30 has been called.

We'll start off with two right off the bat and it's over the top of a minute.

Who did Rey have been with?

Here it is, Emre at dog face for himself.

Dino, rule.

This is gonna be great.

to buy somebody else's number and cheatskate.

No sir, another millionaire.

We're underway here in the Royal Rumble.

First two participants to Hitman and Canadian strong Bandino Bravo.

The luck of the draw got to these two guys.

And it'll be two minutes and then we'll hear a buzzer or a bell.

And we'll get number three.

These guys here, oh, I shot my heart.

These guys here, what they're gonna try to do,

they still have to compete against each other,

but you can't blow it all right now.

You're gonna have to save your gas.

Oh, so hard, go!

Bravo, almost out of there.

You know, say what you want, Hanron.

Neither one of these guys in my book can win this event.

You gotta have a lot of steam, but there's been some real serious record set in Royal Rumble.

I think last year, Kimi Asi was in there and was number one, something like 45 or 47 minutes.

He won a long time, but he didn't win, did he?

Oh, sir, he did.

It's so tough when you draw one through five to end up out there when it's all over.

But it's just a testament to some of the great athletes all the great athletes that we have here to we're a wrestling Federation

And what kind of condition there in?

Condition condition I think is the word of the evening

Condition is the thing that has kept most of the people hanging in fine athletes

Almost five seconds away from number three hitting the left.

Who's it gonna be?

Three, two, one.

This capacity craft, there goes the buzzer.

Oh, Hakuna's.

How much, two minutes?

All right, yeah, but you can't...

Welcome.

Not with that many guys in there

And then just get into it.

And his father was the same way.

Like father like son and here.

That's still in there.

That's the view.

a little bit surprised at how

quick he was eliminated, but he

really did.

I've got that feeling.

Yeah, he's got to lick a couple

of people on the way out.

Takes the licking.

The admiral unloading here with

some of those tremendous right

hands and he's fresh.

Really impressed with Shane

Douglas.

Lifetime!

If you win

The numbers game is over, the numbers game is over.

Now, it's time for the real, real tough guys to show their wares and

to start thinking, these guys gotta start thinking in here now.

They gotta take it from abroad.

Take that lock on great shit.

You don't even feel your legs anymore, you don't even know they're there.

What a close line, look at that nasty boy man, look at him take it off, he's just put

that spotlight on me, look at that big team up here, don't let that fool you though.

No it's not over yet, earthquake.

Deception there, I don't believe that high five for a second.

Look at that little pipsqueak, the Colonel trying to get these two guys to work

together and work over the holster, uh-oh, here comes the quake.