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You over here, jerking off our swap sign.

I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger?

I love my new family.

I was thinking, maybe we could have sausages for dinner?

Sausages? Yeah!

I'd like a real thick one.

Nice and juicy too.

I think Dad knows what I'd like.

Handy.

But I think my spot room might only want hot dogs.

Can I see your hot dog?

What?

You need to knock it off.

Everyone just needs a sandwich.

You guys know our swap mom is doing laundry in the other room right now,

Okay, so what?

Well, I just think it's unfair.

I think you guys should go in the other room, strip, and do your own damn

laundry. What?

Coming from you?

You don't even do your own laundry.

You have mom do it for you.

Shut up.

Besides... I just want to see who's dick is bigger anyways.

Andy.

Soft and hard. Andy.

And I wonder who's thicker too.

Andy, Andy, Andy.

Andy.

No.

What are you doing?

Fine.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's just a boot. Come on.

and do this as a real family thing, which means no funny business.

Look, you need to quit it. What?

You know what?

I need you to take off your clothes. I'm going to wash.

Uh... Honey, hold on a sec.

Clothes.

Now.

It's fine. Here, just feel that.

Look at the hands. Come on.

This isn't great.

Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but it has been a while.

Sit up.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yeah, go again.

Oh my God. Oh

my God.

Yes. Yes.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I don't want to do it. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Oh,

my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, this is too fucking attractive.

Yes, right there.

Yes, right there. Go, go.

Please call me a doctor.

Oh,

my God.

Do you still want sausages for dinner, mom?