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She's hot, right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I guess. I mean, you know, she's,
I don't know. You know, she's kind of
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more like a friend, like a second
mother. So I wouldn't really say that
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hot. Oh, come on, Chad.
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You're a man now. You can think she's
hot.
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I mean, I've never even seen her in a
bikini, not even at the lake house.
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Well, I know she's been working out.
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So she probably feels, you know, really
good about her new figure.
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I mean, look at her.
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Yeah, definitely was good to me.
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You know, she likes you too.
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What do you mean?
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Well, she did say that you were a
handsome young man.
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She said that?
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Mm -hmm, she did.
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And she said some other stuff too.
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But there's certain things I can't tell
you because I have to keep it between us
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girls.
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What?
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Well, what did she say?
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I don't know.
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Hey, what did she say?
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Come on, just tell me.
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So, what did she say?
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Oh, she just needs some help around the
house.
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You know, can't Chad help her?
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Oh, um, Chad is... He's actually out of
the country.
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Um, but you don't mind helping out, do
you, sweetheart?
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No, of course not.
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You're such a good boy.
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Wow, girl, hey.
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Okay.
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John's home. Let's go to my room. Oh,
daddy's here.
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Whoa.
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This is a great mattress.
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I don't see it, but it's great to fuck
on.
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Speaking of fucking.
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Oh. Is Jake here?
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No. Oh, would you be into watching me
fuck your son?
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Dana.
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Sorry, I thought maybe you were into
that. You know, John likes it so much.
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Oh my gosh, you're such a spirit.
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You must have gotten laid.
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Oh no, you're wrong about that, Smarty
Pants.
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Your hot boy is a cold fish.
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Tell me everything.
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Okay, well.
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Mrs. Green?
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I'm in here.
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Hi, Jake.
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Where's Chuck?
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Oh, he's not home. It's just the two of
us.
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What will we do?
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Yeah, so my mom said your sink was
broken. I brought some tools.
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Mm -hmm.
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Hey, would you like a beer?
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You seem, like, really tense.
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I could go for something different.
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No, not 10 a .m., though.
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I think... Yeah, it's down there. It's a
real mess.
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It's so wet and drippy and flowing
everywhere.
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But who can hardly blame it, you know?
Sometimes you just gotta let loose and
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clear the pipes.
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Yeah, it looks like your sink is
clogged. It happens all the time.
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Okay. I'll just, uh, get this started.
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Sometimes all a girl needs is a quick
fix.
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Oh, hey, Chad.
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Hey, man. Are you at my house this week?
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You're going to the driveway? Uh, yeah,
yeah. Your, uh, your mom needed help
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with the sink, so I brought some tools.
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Yeah, yeah, okay.
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Chad ruined everything.
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It didn't sound like it was going so
well anyways.
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Well, I know.
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It got off to a rough start, but I was
certain that when I had him under the
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sink that I could get my hands on him
then and he wouldn't be able to resist
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I mean, no man ever does.
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You are a beautiful woman, Dana.
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Some guys need a little more gentler
touch.
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My Jake is so much like me.
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He needs a little bit of romance and
seduction, you know.
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Romance and seduction? Dana, keep it
down. Gosh, I mean, John's right
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in the office.
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Yeah, okay, that's right.
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So what about Chad? I'm sure you had an
easier time.
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Bob?
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I'll settle this. Okay.
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Get in the closet.
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What? Yeah, just go in the closet. Okay.
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Mom?
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In here, darling.
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I got us tickets to He Has Risen.
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Oh.
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Yee.
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What's wrong? I thought it was your
favorite Christian rock band.
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Maybe your father and I have been a
little too hard on you lately.
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Yeah, I mean, that is difficult, but
you're my angel, and I don't know what
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do without you.
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Well, okay, you see, you're about
halfway through college now, and, you
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you've never brought a girl home to meet
us.
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Yeah, I'm just picky, and, you know, I
wouldn't bring a girl home unless I
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thought she was half the woman you are.
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Listen, Mom, you're not worried, are
you?
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Oh, no, I know you're not.
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Besides, I seem to be looking at my
girlfriend.
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Is it that obvious?
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Yeah, but that's okay.
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Sweetheart, can I ask you a personal
question?
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Have you made love to a woman before?
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What's this about? Are you testing me?
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Oh, gosh, have you been looking at my
laptop again? No.
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No, sweetheart. I respect your privacy.
And heck, you're a man now.
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I just often worry that I've been
teaching you to live a false life
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and living unauthentically.
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A false life?
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What I mean is that the church represses
our desires so much, and I don't think
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that all of the church laws are
necessarily what God intended.
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Mom, are you...
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Tell me you don't believe in God.
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
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What I'm saying is that the book has
been written by men and rewritten to
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whoever's political agenda really
fulfills.
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I think it's more of a guideline that we
should use. I think that's what God
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intended. For us to use it as a path to
teach us to love him and
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ourselves and others.
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Yeah, that makes sense, but what does
that have to do with me having a
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girlfriend? Do you feel like the church
has repressed some of your urges?
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The moral meaning of God doesn't act on
impulse.
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And what if you did act on those
impulses?
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So what, I'm supposed to club every
pretty woman I meet over the head and
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her into my cave?
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No, darling.
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But what if there was a woman that
was...
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Interested in you. And you were
interested in her.
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I mean, why not test the waters out? You
know, give it a go before marriage.
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Prenatal sex?
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You are testing me.
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I know a woman who wants you.
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And I'm almost certain that you want her
too. But I see the look in your eyes.
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And it may be partially my fault that
the way I've brought you up has...
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taught you to repress yourself and live
unauthentically and - Stop!
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Sweetheart, please.
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Your father is right up there and I
don't want him to hear us.
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So, you want me to have sex with a woman
and she wants me to?
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Bye.
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My darling boy. I'm giving you her.
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As a gift. You want me to turn away from
God?
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No. What your mom is saying is you can
find divinity inside of me.
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Girls aren't saving themselves for
marriage anymore anyways.
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And heck, I'm not sure if they ever did.
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Now, I know the Bible does teach a lot
of good things, but that doesn't mean
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they're necessarily right. Not all of
them.
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For instance, pleasure is a good thing.
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Pleasure without love?
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And you act on your urges?
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That's for another discussion.
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Okay, this is weird for you, Ken. I'm
sorry.
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It's only a bad idea.
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No, no, no, wait.
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I, uh... I'm going to leave you two
alone and play talk.
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Can I, can I kiss you?
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Are you sure this is okay?
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That's it for the podcast.
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This is so good.
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This is deep.
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Oh, my God.
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Yes.
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No, stop.
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Let's see.
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Amen.
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You like that? Yes.
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I love you.
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All right.
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Yeah. Oh, just like that. That's a good
boy.
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Don't see me like that.
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