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Danny! What are you doing?

Nothing. What are you doing in my bedroom?

I was going to wash your underwear.

What? Yeah.

When did you wash my underwear?

Look, I was... How did you get in here?

I just walked in.

Someone was at home and I was going to be if you knew where he was.

And I was like, oh, he needs her.

Her underwear... Do you make this a habit? Do you make it a habit of going

somebody's house and breaking into their bedroom?

No, at all, no.

Look, they're really... These ones are clean, but, you know, maybe you have

dirty ones in my new washing that I can wash.

That's ridiculous!

I mean... It's an altruistic motivation.

I mean, you're my son's friend.

I just can't believe that you would do something like that. How are you raised?

You know, that you would just walk into somebody's house like this? Raised

pretty well, actually, but, you know...

It's not a discussion here. Look, I'm sorry if I got misconstrued.

Misconstrued? Yeah, as Mitoly. That's crazy.

Misunderstanding. I just, I really like you, that's all.

You're really pretty.

What?

Yeah, I always, you know, look at you when I come over and

it's over.

I'm talking with your son.

So that's why you come over here?

Well, no, your son's really cool too, but, you know, I enjoy, you know, you

cooking me dinner and all that stuff.

It's nice.

Oh, dang.

That's really sweet.

Yeah.

That's so sweet of you. I had no idea.

Yeah.

Well, I should get going.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You're not going anywhere now.

Now you're here.

You might as well stay, right?

Hmm.

Bye.

I feel wet.

Your son about this.

No. God.

My son will not know about this.

It's our secret.

Okay.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it.