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Darling, you haven't been yourself lately.

Why don't you tell me what's wrong?

Come on.

Tell me what they're teasing you about.

Oh.

Well, that's fine. I don't want you to be embarrassed.

I suppose you're reaching that age where boys are starting to lose their

virginity.

You're the last one?

Hmm.

So just how far have you gone with a girl?

Not even a kiss?

Well, maybe your mommy will have to give you a kiss, and you can just tell the

boys it was one of the pretty neighborhood girls.

Little white lies, all right, every once in a while.

Just do not kiss and tell, all right?

Even in the real world, when it's not your mother, do not kiss and tell.

I know boys do that, but not gentlemen, and I raised you to be my little

gentleman.

Now there's a kiss from your mommy.

Now when you do find a girl, you have to find a girl just like your mommy.

Beautiful, intelligent, good morals and ethics.

Someone just like me. You can do that. Can't you, sweetie?

Here, sit up. Let me show you.

First, just kiss with your lips.

Just soft pecks like this.

And then you grab her lips a little bit with yours, kind of like this.

And then the tongue. And then you see how she reacts.

Look, if her body tenses up, tense can be a good thing.

Like that.

I know you want me to kiss you on your lips, but I can't do that, sweetie.

You're too old for that. I can kiss you on the cheek.

Well, I suppose there's no one better than your mother to teach you this kind

stuff, right? I mean...

Here, just one kiss, but no tongue, alright?

You're doing this all wrong.

Our tongues need to intertwine like a rhythmic dance, alright?

I need you to put your hand on my back and pull me in closer.

Please, can I put a finger inside?

What?

I have the deadline somewhere.

You can just tell them it feels like a warm, wet hug, alright?

But they're going to know I'm lying.

Honey, you're breaking my heart.

You always know how to get exactly what you want from your mother.

Oh, God.

I've already kissed you.

If your father finds out, he's going to be so upset.

All right.

You just look to the side. You don't look.

Just one finger now.

too much, darling.

I don't want you to hurt.

I shouldn't.

I shouldn't, but to hell with it.

Just like when mommy kisses your boo -boos?

There's nothing wrong with this.

This is one big boo -boo.

in a mommy's mouth.

Look at what you did to mommy.

Mommy, I'm still a virgin.

Well, you're still hard.

You still have a chance.

Well here's your chance to make things right.

Mommy always comes first.

Take off my panties, silly boy.

And your shirt.

Good boy.

I want you to remember your first time was with the woman that loves you.

Deeper.

Deeper.

No one's ever going to love you like your mommy does.

Do you want to make your mommy come?

Yes, ma 'am.

have to come home to mommy.

Now you can tell all your friends you lost your virginity.