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Okay. Oh, man.

We'll pull this out and we'll make the bed. Let's do that real quick. Yeah.

We'll have to do it later.

Oh, man.

I don't know. I just can't believe this happened.

Well, honey, you know, it happens.

You got to... You can stay as long as you want. Yeah. But I think you and

need to work things out as quickly as possible. I don't know, man. It's hard

get past that.

The thing, you know, I don't even like saying it.

Well, I don't... Are you sure she cheated on you?

Yeah, I mean, they did kind of send me a picture, you know.

I don't know.

Sit down, sit down.

Here's the thing.

You know, marriage is tough, you know, and you made a commitment.

So, you know, you got on to that commitment.

And there's a reason to have the better or worse.

You know, in the vows. So, you know, this is just the worst part.

I also have the don't cheat in there, too, girl.

I know. I understand that. But things happen, you know.

I'll be honest with you. You know, right in the beginning of when your dad and I

got together, we had a rough patch.

I, well,

I kind of strayed a little bit.

Your dad almost couldn't get over it. But, you know, you were a senior in high

school and your friends were around a lot. And, you know, the temptation was

just too much for me. So I... The temptation of what?

We don't need to get into the specifics of it. But let's just say... My friends?

Well...

There was just one of them, you know, so it just, it's not important right now.

It just, the point of my conversation is... Was it Bobby?

No, it wasn't Bobby, but it... Okay, so... Stephen.

It was Stephen, wasn't it?

It wasn't Stephen.

Oh my God, I know who it is.

Okay, you're not getting the point of my conversation. It was Charlie.

I know it was Charlie.

He's always sticking his dick in everything.

Who it was isn't important.

It was Charlie, wasn't it?

Who it was wasn't important.

T, listen to me. You're not getting the point of my conversation.

So your dad and I got past it.

But we had a really, really rough time with it. But we just persevered. And now

look at us.

We're happy for the most part.

The most part.

Everything's not perfect in a marriage.

It's just...

You know, it's just not. It's just the way that it is. It's the way you want

and then the way that it is. I mean, I'm... Your dad's old,

you know, and I am not that old.

So, okay, but this isn't about me. This is about you. This is about you and

Kelly, okay?

But your story was supposed to help me.

So what happened?

I'm just saying we got through it. We got past it. Your dad understands that I

am a woman with certain needs, and so periodically I have a cheat day.

You have a cheat day?

Yeah. Periodically? What's periodically?

Well, just like every five years or so. So I'm kind of due for a cheat day now,

but, you know, I don't know.

I think I'm going to save it up and be something really special. So, you know,

maybe sometimes you just got to even out that score.

Are you telling me I should cheat on her?

Well, I don't know. It might make you feel better.

Don't you think it would make you feel better if you cheated on her?

I'm just saying, T, that there's a lot that goes into a marriage. You know,

you've got...

the financial obligations of a mortgage and, you know, of just paying all your

bills. And then, you know, there's the sex end of it that, you know, it kind of

sometimes, I mean, it's important, but sometimes you've got to get that

someplace else. I'm not saying that that's a perfect prescription for a

marriage. I'm just saying that sometimes you've got to give it to them.

What I'm saying is monogamy is difficult.

It's not the easiest thing in the world to do.

So you just have to give yourself a little bit of, I don't know, leeway.

You know, I think I get what you're saying. Oh! Oh!

Oh, no.

T, I don't think that you are quite getting what I'm saying, but...

But this could work.

Definitely work.

Kelly's a lucky girl.

Just today?