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Well, well, well.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

I spilled coffee on my dress this morning at work, and so I thought I

What happened to that?

It's over.

I don't see that. Okay, T, T, come on. Privacy. I respect your privacy. Why

don't you respect my privacy? Come on.

I went to work.

Yeah, again, I had to go in early and negotiate a contract, so I'm just, you

know, I'm actually going to go back to bed for a while because I was up like at

4 o 'clock this morning. I don't think you were at work.

Huh? I don't think you were at work.

Yeah, I was at work.

Okay,

do you want to tell me where you were at?

Well,

okay, I wasn't technically at work.

Last night, I went out with a girl, and... What time did you go out?

I went out for dinner and drinks, and then... Can we do this another time?

I just... I feel like we should talk about this. Well, okay. So, I went out

drinks with a girl, and I... Well, I had one too many drinks, and so I

decided... to spend the night at Jennifer's house, and then I just...

house? Yeah, Jenny's house. I spent the night at Jennifer's house, and so

that's, you know, why I'm in... So what time did you get home from Jenny's?

I got home, and I just got in from there, and so, you know, I'm

sure if you call her, she'd probably... Let me call her first.

What are you doing?

I don't know.

Are you sure you weren't at Club Jam last night?

Club jam sounds rare. Club jam?

Club jam? I've never heard of a club jam. Why would I go to a club jam? That

just doesn't sound like me, does it? I don't think. This is real funny.

What's funny? This is hilarious.

What? Okay. You know my buddy Ray Ray, right?

Uh, yeah.

Dirty Ray Ray? Dirty Ray Ray. You like Dirty Ray Ray.

Dirty Ray Ray.

Who's that?

Let's do it together.

Okay.

Yeah. No, you're not deleting it.

You silly gooser.

I hope that dad's going to appreciate it. Let me just have that. Let me just

it for a second.

Let me just see it for a second. Come on, T. Come on.

Okay.

Now you're being ridiculous.

Do you want it?

Do I want it?

Do you want the phone?

Come on. You're just messing around on Ben all the time, aren't you? T, T, I'm

not messing around on your dad. I swear, I just... Okay, let me scroll through.

No, no, no, I just need... Let's look at the other picture. Hold on, let's look

at the other picture.

What are you doing with that guy?

Oh, my God.

I was just dancing.

You don't want me to show Dad this, right?

You don't. I like you as a mom. I'm a stepmom.

I don't want to lose you.

T.

I know how we can fix this, though. T, I lost my wedding ring. I lost my wedding

ring. I lost my wedding ring.

Go tell your dad.

I lost my wedding ring. I'll tell him I lost it. How about that?

Oh, no. Why would you have it? T, why would you have it? Oh, my God.

I don't have a good... Yeah, we're fucked on that one. But... Okay. I can

you with this. This picture. I can help you with that.

But my solution... Oh, T.

I just want to crawl back in bed right now. Hold on. How tall are you? Could

just leave?

I can't get up there.

I just, I think the only solution to this is me and you.

Me and you what?

Use your imagination.

I think I killed all my brain cells last night. I don't have any imagination

left. I think you have imagination.

Those pictures had all kinds of imagination in it.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

Oh my God, no.

Oh no, T.

No. You need to turn around and you need to go back whenever you're thinking.

It's not going to, I'm just going to. Hold on, hold on real quick. Let me find

that phone. No, okay, okay, okay, okay. All right, all right, all right, all

right. Daddy! No, all right, all right, all right, all right. Daddy!

All right, all right, all right, all right. Are you sure?

Okay, I thought so. So, what do you want me to do, just sit here?

This is not high school.

I won't get in there.

Right there.

See that? Look at that tongue.

Right there. See that? See that tongue?

I won't take it.

What's that?

All right, let me think this through. Let me think this through. Let me think

this through. Let me think this through. Okay, so if we do this, if we do this,

you have to swear, you have to swear that you're not going to say anything to

your dad.

Hold on a little bit.

Swear. Please, please, please. Any problems?

Please, please, please. Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right. Oh, my

God. I'm going to regret this. I am so going to regret this.

All right, how do we do this?

How do we start this thing? I don't know. How do you do it with them guys

you ain't fucking dead?

I wasn't, I wasn't with anybody.

It was just, I was just. Does my hair look okay?

It looks good. It looks good.

Okay. I'm trying to look pretty for you.

Oh my God.

All right. So.

Oh, T.

Where did you go?

Oh, fuck.

Is that something you learned from your dad?

Mm -mm.

Mm.

Okay, this might work out.

You are not a good son.

I'm a great son.

Thank you.

Oh man.

This is going to work out just great.

I'm going to go have a little shower.

Would you be allowed to get me a cup of coffee?

I'll do that for you.