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(music playing)

♪ I need a dollar, dollar ♪

♪ Dollar that’s what I need, hey, hey ♪

♪ Well, I need a dollar, dollar ♪

♪ Dollar that’s what I need, hey, hey ♪

♪ And if I share with you my story ♪

♪ Would you share your dollar with me? ♪

♪ Well, I don’t know ♪

♪ If I’m walking on solid ground ♪

♪ And I need a dollar, dollar ♪

♪ And if I share with you my story ♪

♪ Would you share your dollar with me? ♪

(music playing)

Hey.

Hey.

Aw, you look tired.

Yeah, so much going on right now.

Has he called you?

Not once.

Are you gonna call him?

Honestly, I’ve nothing to say to him.

Enzo: But, Yosi, these changes don’t work.

Yosi: Enzo, redo the samples the way we discussed

or I will personally stuff you in a box and send you back to Rome in a slow boat.

Now, go! Andiamo!

So, did anybody offer you something to drink?

Ah, good, okay. Sit, sit.

Where’s Cam?

Uh, well...

Cam wasn’t feeling too well.

I’m sorry to hear that, but, uh...

you talked to him, right? You have a decision for me?

Yeah, we spoke.

We’re in.

Great news!

Nancy was right about you. You’re very affable.

Cam, a little bit of an attitude, no?

- Cam’s cool. - Anyway.

I’ve been dreaming up the logo all night.

Crisp, just like you have it.

Then, for the Yosi, we make the "Y" look like a serpent

wrapped around the "OSI," in Old English font.

- Sick, right? - Yeah, that...

I could work with that.

I just need some time, if that’s cool?

We gotta crank on the delivery,

so you can make it by tomorrow, right?

Yeah, sure.

Good.

(door closes)

- Rene-- - Shut up.

- I was only-- - Gonna lie to me again?

I’m sorry, cuz.

I thought I was going to take care of the whole thing,

and I didn’t want to bother you with it.

Well, you didn’t take care of it.

So now I gotta teach your boy, Domingo, a lesson.

No, no! Please, not necessary.

- We’re good. - We are?

You took all those tinctures off the street?

Not-- not exactly. I was trying to get rid of ’em,

but then we got robbed by the East Flatbush Caribbean League.

They said that you gotta talk to them,

or they’ll show the bottles to the police.

I’ll fix it! I promise!

You can’t fix shit!

Stay out of it!

(punches landing)

(indistinct chatter)

Yeah, ’cause I’m too damn nice, Don!

- You know that?

Jason and Noah said they got three tables for me,

and what I need from you is to invite every hot girl that you know.

- Okay? - Okay, I’ll see what I can do.

Did you see that movie "The 25th Hour"?

Ed Norton was doing like seven years, you’re doing 40 days.

Fifty-three.

I was thinking, man, the email we sent out, it could be schmaltzy.

You know? "Ben Epstein and Cam Calderon cordially invite you to...

say farewell to their good friend, David Kaplan."

Yeah, that ain’t gonna happen, man.

I don’t think Cam wants his name next to mine

on anything for a minute.

Uh-oh, a little seven-year itch?

Well, you know we’re having some issues with our partner,

but the money is, like, really good.

Look, man, money... right, yeah, it matters,

but it’s only one piece of the puzzle.

Let me tell you something,

sometimes who you’re doing business with

is a lot more important than the business that you’re doing.

(doorbell buzzes)

- Hey, can I help you? - Hi. Yeah, I’m just... I’m here to see Edie.

Is that my former heir apparent,

who threw it all away to go bang DJs in Ibiza?

I haven’t even been to Ibiza, Edie.

Get that apple bottom in here.

- Oh.

I feel like this town is eating me alive.

- Well, then take a deep breath...

- ...and bite back. - Yeah.

You are a beautiful, intelligent woman

in the prime of your life in the greatest city on earth.

You can do anything you want. You always could.

I was lucky to have you when I did.

Can I have my old job back, Edie?

No. You quit on me.

I found somebody younger, and I pay her half as much as I paid you.

- Oh, honey bun.

This is not what you want.

You need to go out there,

find your passion, and move forward with life.

- I don’t know if I can do that. - Of course you can.

- Try. - Well...

it was pretty inspiring out in Bushwick,

with the Neanderthals.

Mm. Try harder.

And then for a boy, I like Aidan or Logan.

What? It’s very popular.

Where, Minneapolis, Minnesota?

Oh, did I tell you about tomorrow?

No.

See, last minute, I gotta go check out

this bottling plant in Atlanta.

- Bottling plant? - Yeah, you know, Coca-Cola is down there,

so when the big VERT American order comes in, I’ll be ready.

I’ll be back tomorrow.

Rene, don’t you dare lie to me.

It’s nothing. I have a situation with some Jamaicans.

- So, you were lying. - It’s nothing.

I got it handled.

Yeah.

Hey! If you see anything you like,

I’ll sell it to you off the truck for half price.

Hey, man.

Literally, just did this Q&A with the staff

so they could better learn how to sell our shit.

- Fucking weird, right? - Yeah.

How’s Crunch?

Crisp? It’s good.

All right, Cam, I’ll see you later, man.

(music playing)

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Gotta, gotta payback ♪

♪ The big payback ♪

♪ Revenge ♪

Can’t believe you got me rolling into East Flatbush

in a convertible Benz. I told you, incognito.

Hey, man, look, you said you needed a car, I got you a car.

Well, yo, I really appreciate you doing this for me.

All right, look. I got you in this shit,

I’m gonna help get you out, all right?

Hey, man.

You got an extra cigarette?

Thanks.

Prego.

Did Yosi mention he needs you to help me out tonight?

No!

Oh, yeah, it looks like it’s gonna be late one too, man.

What else is new in this fucking sweat shop?

♪ Payback is a thing you got to see ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Yo, some dude here to see you.

- Who is it? - Mm-mm. He say he only needs five minutes.

Malik, what did we talk about yesterday?

When I get a visitor, you gotta get his name, man.

- Damn! - Pssh.

Yo, what’s you’re name again?

Yo, the safe word is "pumpkin," all right?

If I hear that shit, I’m kickin’ in that door.

Just me and my bitch, all right?

Mr. Thompson, how you doing?

- Cam Calderon. - Do I know you?

Not personally, but I think you know my cousin, Rene Calderon.

Oh, yeah.

Your cousin is a deadbeat pimp.

Hey, Horse!

Rene’s obviously misunderstood.

He had nothing to do with those weed sprays.

Actually, it was all me and my friends, so we came here

to take full responsibility and work this out with you, personally.

Hey, man. Nice to see you again.

Look, I don’t care if it was all your doing or not.

Rasta Monsta is Rene’s company.

Now, he’s got to see the error of his inflammatory product,

or deal with the ramifications of the scorned Caribbean people.

But, I don’t think you realize who you’re dealing with.

Rene will kill before he gives you a dime.

Let me make this all go away.

- I don’t think you know who you’re dealing with. - Pumpkin!

What, you come rollin’ up in my office like this?

What if I bucked you right now, huh?

What then? Huh?

What the fuck is going-- All right.

- Which one do I shoot first? - Cam: Everton, no, please!

Please, no, no, no! We came here to try to prevent violence

and bring some money to your organization.

All right, I like that.

What do you have for my organization?

I got $20,000 cash in hand for you tomorrow

if... you let me take the Rasta Monsta bottles tonight.

♪ We got the champion sound but cannot cross the border ♪

(continues indistinct)

♪ You will come, we kill you already ♪

(continues indistinct)

♪ When it come to lyrics, we have it ♪

♪ Boom bye bye in the batty boy head ♪

♪ The shottie fly now the batty boy lie dead ♪

♪ Two shots dead to him chin ♪

♪ Enemy or friend, fake the funk ♪

♪ I put the junk to an end ♪

Go get my Cocolo friend. Let’s go.

Mike: Everton, Everton.

You know, Rene Calderon is an outstanding member of his community,

and he would never do anything to offend any Rastas.

He loves Rastas. He loves Jamaican food.

- He even got a lot of Jamaican friends, man. - Mike, Mike...

Rap it up.

Bringing a federal investigation on Rasta Monsta could be

very hazardous to your health.

You got the wrong fucking guy!

He was in Everton’s bedroom.

What the fuck you doin’ in Everton’s bed, man?

I was gonna surprise him, but his ass ain’t never come home last night.

Must of went with your cousin to the Damian Marley show to sell weed spray.

And when you find him, please tell him that Malik is pissed as hell.

Fuck!

(music playing)

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Welcome to Jamrock ♪

♪ Out in the streets they call it murder... ♪

- - How much longer to Amherst?

- I need a toilet. - Horse: Fifteen minutes.

(line ringing)

(line ringing)

(cellphones ringing)

Hey, baby, what are you doing up so late?

’Cause I’m waiting for you to come home, baby.

♪ Welcome to Jamrock ♪

Where’s Malik?

- Yeah. - Yosi: It’s tomorrow in China, you have something for me?

On my way.

Morning. Okay.

All right, so I thought a lot about what we said.

The serpent, the Old English look, the whole thing, right?

And...

What the fuck is this?

This is our new design. Sick, right?

It’s just what we talked about, except I put a two-headed snake there.

- You like that? - What happened to Crisp?

Well, Cam had some issues with "CRISP by Yosi."

Then talk him out of them. You’re supposed to be the smart one.

- But CRUNCH is dope. - "Crisp" is a better name.

And I know you agree, otherwise you wouldn’t be in here trying to keep it for yourself.

- Look, would you feel better

if I wrote you another advance check for say... 200,000?

You have talent, Ben, but no idea how tough this business is.

I can make your life very easy if you let me.

I’m sorry.

You know, I treat people I do business with...

...very differently from people that I don’t.

Okay.

So, now that we don’t have business,

there is a personal matter that I would like to settle with you.

There is?

Are you really surprised right now?

What?

You didn’t think I would find out?

Doing it right under my nose when I trusted you.

Come on, man, what kind of person are you?

I’m... Yosi, I’m sorry, okay?

I got caught up, but it didn’t mean anything.

She still loves you, I know it.

What the fuck are you talking about?

I have cameras. You kept Enzo here all night trying to steal my talent.

Everything Enzo does belongs to me.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Nothing, I... I was talking about Enzo too, sorry.

Did something happen between you and Nancy?

Yosi, I totally understand if you just want to hit me in the face right now.

Just go.

So, how do you want to play this?

I want those little bottles.

Yeah, well, I want my intern, Malik.

Oh, I’m sure you do.

Horse.

You know what, Rene, I think we should just squash this thing.

You know, I was thinking about doing the same thing

when I went over to your house at 4:00 in the morning.

Right, Malik, when I was over at the house?

What the hell was Malik doing at Everton’s crib at 4:00 in the morning?

The East Flatbush Caribbean League

would be happy to welcome Rasta Monsta into our neighborhood.

I’m not worried about your neighborhood.

I’m worried about VERT.

VERT America will never hear another word from us, that is if you...

keep your mouth shut about Malik.

I’m not gonna say nothin’.

But you gotta let go of this, bro.

You got to be proud of who you are.

You can’t be so angry.

Love will change your life if you let it.

It just happened to me.

Brother Rene here done gone Dr. Phil on us, y’all.

Okay.

No.

Come on, man.

- We’re good? - We’re good.

- All right. - Hey, listen, you know, uh...

in addition to running the East Flatbush Caribbean League,

I also have a little management company.

I just handle just a couple of artists. Horse is one of ’em.

Maybe he could do like a whole jingle for Rasta Monsta.

He actually loves the shit.

Come on, Horse, give him a taste.

♪ Mask on face, Glock in hand ♪

♪ I was in and out of homes like the Orkin Man ♪

♪ Fall victim to the click clack clan ♪

♪ My vixen eat your face like she Ms. Pac-Man ♪

- Oh, uh!

Likin’ that. All right.

I told you that she’s in the middle of something right now.

- Yeah, that’s awesome. - Hey, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben...

- You lied to me.

Excuse me, I’m in the middle of a meeting here.

Yeah, I really don’t care.

I’m sorry, can you give me a couple minutes?

- What’s your fucking problem? - What the fuck is my problem?

Using Yosi as a manufacturer was your idea.

- So, what? - So, you set us up to get played by your husband.

I set you up to make a lot of money, and you fucked it all up.

You don’t listen, Ben. I told you he didn’t know a thing.

What the fuck were you thinking?

You are psychotic on levels

that I am only now beginning to understand.

You know, I spoke to my friend at South Willard about Crisp.

- You did? - Mm-hmm.

I showed him your look book.

And he said it seemed unevolved, juvenile, and lacked focus.

Hmm, well, fuck your friend.

Yeah, well, you just may have to

because they said the same thing at Oden and Opening Ceremony.

Ben, you’re really cute,

and you are highly ambitious,

but I gotta tell you, I’m not sure your destiny is in fashion.

Well, it was a pleasure not doing business with you, Nancy.

What the fuck was that? Somebody could get killed.

Sorry!

(music playing)

(knock on the door)

Who is it?

Tim: Yeah, I’m here about the Craigslist ad.

The full-body massage.

Can’t pass up a deal.

How do you... know where I live?

Because I used to work for the FBI/Lulu told me.

Hey, listen, thanks so much for the Russian baths visit. That was so great.

Yeah, I know, I’m really sorry about that.

Look, shit’s been kind of strange lately.

Some girls just want to fuck me because their boyfriends

wear Neanderthal t-shirts.

- That must be so hard for you. - No.

I’m actually pretty good with commitment.

Plus, Heather is into the idea of threesomes.

It’s just too bad that she didn’t find you attractive.

What do you want?

I’m really sorry that you got fired

for writing a fucking article about me.

Don’t be sorry, it was my fault.

I read the article, it was really fucking good.

You know, you’re an okay writer, Rachel.

Thanks, Tim.

Look, you definitely have a way of making

my Neanderthal bullshit sound important.

Rachel, look...

I just came by today to see if you wanted to come work for us.

What?

Yeah, I keep trying to tell you,

shit has gotten super fucking busy.

And as opposed to paying some publicist four grand a month,

I figure I’d give you two.

Are you into that?

Yeah, okay.

Awesome.

Shit’s gonna get weird.

♪ Riot ♪

Am I the only guy to ever get kicked out of his own going-away party?

Thanks for nothing, Fez. Really, appreciate it so much.

Kapo, come on, it’s the Croatian.

I got my hands tied, what do you want me to do?

You know that I’m going to medium security prison tomorrow?

- Kap. - I could get shanked in the shower.

The last thing I’m gonna remember is you kicking me out of my table.

- Yeah, come on. - Great.

- Relax, we’re good. - Yeah, relax.

Bullshit! All the money I spend here.

Shout out to my man, David Kaplan.

Stay strong behind the wall, and remember,

they can lock your body but they can’t trap your mind.

We love you, baby. Let’s go.

(music playing)

- Yeah!

- Can’t lock up the mind! - Can’t lock it up.

- Hey, I know you. - You do?

Yeah, I showed your friend an apartment once, right?

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. That apartment on 11th.

- Oh, oh, my God, you’re the real estate agent. - Yeah. Yeah.

- Hi, hi, how are you doing? - Yeah! Hi.

I think I’m doing a little better than you.

- Hey, man, how are you? - What up, man. I’m all right. Can’t complain.

- Yeah? - Yeah, chillin’, chillin’.

Cam, what up?

Not too much.

Hey, can I buy you a drink real quick?

Pardon me. Lulu!

There you are.

♪ Debbie, Debbie, Debbie, Debbie, Debbie... ♪

Debbie!

Debbie!

Hey, babe--

Debbie!

Hello?

- Debbie: Hey. - Hello!

Yes!

Baby, what’s going on? Where are you?

I can’t go through another night like last night again.

What are you talking about?

I don’t wanna have this baby with you!

I’m too old anyway, I should’ve not even told you.

Look, look. Deb, Deb, I wanna talk to you.

I wanna come see you, please!

To say what? You can change? We tried that.

(hangs up the phone)

Oh, man.

(music playing)

- Nobody goes home!

I know a place in Chinatown! Nigga, let’s go!

(music playing)

Yo, Cam, can you give me a second, please?

Thanks, man.

What’s up?

I turned down Crisp by Yosi.

- Cool. - Hey, hey, let me just be honest with you, okay.

I never really believed we could make it on our own.

Sometimes, I feel like I’m destined

to work at some lame ad agency or back at retail.

Dude, you gotta stop with that.

I know, but I worry I’m not talented enough

or, I don’t know, the universe has other plans for me.

Fuck what the universe has planned.

I spoke English as a second language, I dropped out of high school,

and I never doubted once that we weren’t gonna make it.

I thought these people were gonna help us.

I was just determined not to fail

for the millionth time in my life,

and I... fucked up. Sorry.

I’m really sorry.

I get it. All good.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Hey, you know, so I was talking to the kid that lives here...

he’s moving out at the end of the month.

Yeah?

Hey, this would be a good office for us, right?

- Okay, Ben, whatever. - What?

With the Gadzooks money, we could swing it.

What Gadzooks money?

Oh, you remember Andy Sussman, right?

Only for Crisp do I come to Chinatown at 5:00 in the morning

to take a meeting. Nice to see you, Cam.

- What’s up, Andy? - Gadzooks is up.

I got my uncle’s factory ready to work overtime to make the delivery,

which is not bad considering Ben called me yesterday begging me to be your rep.

- You did, Ben? - I did.

Yeah, Ben said he needed your blessing to make it official.

So what do you guys say? You in or what?

- Definitely, yes. - All right!

You know, you two never should’ve dissed the kid in the first place.

- I tried to tell him! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don’t be fooled by the baby face. I’m an animal.

How could we, man?

So we’ll ship Gadzooks, and then what? Huh?

What are we doing next guys? Come on, let’s lock and load.

We’re making jeans.

- Why not? Making jeans. - Sounds good to me, all right.

This is exactly how I wanna remember my boys when I’m locked up in my cage.

I was just telling Cam about the jeans.

- Finally. - Yeah!

- You like my Crisp? - Right, I know you like that.

- Stop, no! - What is that?!

Cam: How?

I found a tailor. We’re goin’ in.

We’re goin’ in!

All: Yeah!

♪ I know a place where the sun hits the sky ♪

♪ Everything changes ♪

♪ And blows out the night ♪

♪ Everyone knows why my tongue can’t be tied ♪

♪ ’Cause I want to live where the sun meets the sky ♪

♪ I am a doctor ♪

♪ I’ll be your doctor ♪

♪ I’m on my way ♪

♪ And you won’t come down today ♪

♪ Live by the rat race ♪

♪ Been with the rat ones ♪

♪ And they hold you down ♪

♪ We’ll turn the world around ♪

♪ Well I just don’t know why the sun hits the sky ♪

♪ Everyone’s dreams get to turn out the light ♪