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♪ I need a dollar, dollar ♪

♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

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♪ Dollar, a dollar
That’s what I need ♪

♪ Said I need a dollar
Dollar ♪

♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

♪ And if I share with you
My story ♪

♪ Would you share
Your dollar with me? ♪

♪ Well, I don’t know if
I’m walking on solid ground ♪

♪ And all I want
Is for someone ♪

♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

♪ And if I share with you
My story ♪

♪ Would you share
Your dollar with me? ♪

You hungry?

I make really good eggs.

I am, but I should probably

go back to Brooklyn and change, right?

I mean, it’d be weird
if I showed up

in the same clothes
as last night.

I guess.

- Are you pouting?
- No.

Fuck.

See you at the office.

Oh, my God.

All right,
I’ll see you soon.

Mmm, have a nice ride back.

♪ I hope my dreams ♪

♪ Are coming true ♪

♪ Every time I close my eyes ♪

I am so hungover.

You missed the best time
last night, Ben.

So, what’s going on
with those espadrilles?

Get them when Pham fixes the
strap problem.

They’ll still be fucking
unwearable.

Okay.

So, Gadzooks wants 5,500 pieces

shipped for spring.

- 5,500?
- Mm-hmm.

5,500 units of Crisp?

Yup.

And because you guys have never
worked with us before

or had an order of this size,

we want Crisp to use
a manufacturer that we trust.

Yeah, we’d like for you guys
to use Yosi.

Keep it in the family.

I’m sorry, who’s Yosi?

He’s Nancy’s husband.

I thought you guys knew him.

- You’re married?
- Yes, of course.

He does manufacturing for three
brands in our store already,

so he ships to us
regularly, on time.
It’ll be a piece of cake.

His flight gets in at 11:00.

- I could set up a meeting
this afternoon.
- Well yay! Perfect.

You guys are
going to love Yosi.

- Right, Nancy?
- He is the best.

Yosi.

That’s an Israeli name, right?

I think so, yeah.

Are all Israelis Jewish?

I don’t know.

That’s your motherland
right there.

How you don’t know
about your own peoples?

I’m a reconstructionist Jew.

The Upper West Side
is my motherland.

I’m just trying to get a read
on this dude.

You don’t think
it’s a conflict of interest

that he’s working
with his wife?

Yeah, maybe,

but doesn’t really seem like we
have a choice, do we?

It’s a little shady to me.

I mean, what if something
were to happen with the order?

Is Yosi gonna have our back
or his own wife’s?

What’s gonna happen
with the order?

Shit always happens.

I fucked Nancy last night.

You almost had me.

That was funny.

Hello?

Nilda here?

They moved out last week.

Nilda, one of your buddies
is here.

- Hi.
- Want to come outside?

Come in for a second.

For real?

Ma, this is Tiffany.

She’s having problems
with her moms.

Can she stay with us
for a little?

If her mom says okay,
she can stay on the couch.

Come on, Ma.

Angelo slept on the couch.

That’s the rule
in my house.

Angelo had to sleep
on the couch

so I wouldn’t get pregnant.

Me and Tiffany aren’t
getting pregnant.

Yo, what? What do you mean
he ain’t gonna re-up?

It’s not about pregnant.
It’s about proper.

I’m closing a major deal
today with Vert America

and you knuckleheads
can’t get $500 from a bodega?

That lying motherfucker
said what?

Oh, ’scuse me.

Cruz is freaking out.

He said some dreads came in,
took everything off the shelves

and poured it out
in the aisles.

Something about it being
anti-Jamaican.

That’s bullshit, man.

The dreads told Cruz that they
want to sit down with you.

What do you want me
to tell them?

You tell them I don’t
negotiate with terrorists.

Seriously, David,
man the fuck up.

Yeah.

No, you can afford the ring.

I don’t know, I guess you just
don’t want to marry me.

No, honey, I do know
what I’m talking about.

Yes, I check
your online banking.

Okay, listen,

I can’t really
talk about this right now.

I have somebody
in my office.

Mm-hmm.

Ooh, infuriating.

- Hi.
- Hi.

You look awfully peppy today.

I am, thanks.

- I have a story idea for you.
- Oh, go.

I went to this dinner party
last night out in Bushwick.

And it was for
these fashion guys.

You know, the New York
Neanderthals?

Okay.

They live in this huge
Victorian,

and they grow their own
grapes and pickles, and--

Cool. What else you got?

So after dinner all of us get
on bikes and we start riding.

No, no, no, no, I’m saying
what other ideas do you have?

That sounds
a little too grungy.

Robin, I think this is
a really great idea for us.

No.

But I do have something else
super fun for you to write.

Sheila Shapiro just opened
a storefront.

A wonderful little caterer
in Union Square,

called Noshables.

I want you to go meet her,
give me 500 words on it.

And please, Rachel,
be nice to her.

Don’t hostile-face her.

I’m hoping she gives me
a deal on my wedding cake,

if I ever fucking get engaged.

Pussy boy.

Maybe I’ll get a desk like this
for our office.

Would you stop
fucking around, Cam?

Get up.

Which one of you two
is Ben Epstein?

Hey, Yosi.
It’s nice to meet you.

You motherfucker.

You designed my favorite
fucking sweatshirt,

and I don’t have
the license for Crisp.

You’re killing me
with that talent.

Cam, nice to meet you.

Nancy says great things
about you.

- We love Nancy.
- Yeah, everybody loves my wife.

Come on, I’ll take you
on a tour.

When I first started working
with Christian Audigier,

he had just left Lee,
not a pot to piss in.

Now he owns
Michael Jackson’s house.

People call me a starmaker.

I’m not bragging,

but I’ve made a lot of people
rich and famous.

No, Enzo, I told you,
use the chain stitch hem, huh?

- Sí, sí.
- Come on, let’s go.

I found him working
at the Ferragamo store in Rome

ten years ago,
brought him here

and gave him
an opportunity.

Now Enzo is the best tailor
in New York City.

See, that’s what
I love to do,

find talented young people
and help them grow.

Maybe there’s an opportunity
for you to grow here.

Hey, Peter, hold on.

Okay, so, what did you
have in mind?

Well, we start with
the Gadzooks deal and go
from there, but...

with your talent, I believe
Crisp could do an Ed Hardy.

$150 million in sales,

no rhinestones.

- Huh.

Well, how would
the Gadzooks deal work?

I cover all production costs.

You don’t go in your pocket
for a dime.

Then we split
the profits 50/50.

And depending on where we
source the loopwheeler cotton,

you should take home
200, 250,000 on this one.

Come on, guys.
I want to show you something.

This is the first thing I did
when I bought this building.

I built a basketball court.

I love this game.

I briefly played pro
in Israel.

Best three years
of my life.

Ooh.

Thank you.

So here are the terms
for you to review,

and here is a little something
to show you how confident I am

about the future
of Crisp.

An advance against
future earnings.

10,000?

Yosi, would it be cool
if Cam and I

just discussed this
and then got back to you?

Oh, sure.
You’re smart guys.

The ball is in your court.

Thank you.

And my wife is throwing

a birthday party for me
tomorrow night.

A big one.
I hope you can make it.

- Most definitely, yes.
- Yeah, sure.

♪ Symmetry ♪

♪ Nobody cares ♪

♪ When I look around ♪

♪ I can feel it spinning ♪

MAN OVER P.A.:
Attention,
ladies and gentlemen.

This train will now be running
express to Brooklyn.

Next stop, Borough Hall.

- Let me ask you a question.
- Yeah.

If Kappo okays the contract,

do you think
it’ll look desperate

if I cash my advance today?

So now you don’t think
it’s shady

to work with a husband and wife
anymore?

I do, but whatever.

Hey, everybody’s in bed
with everybody, right?

Yeah.

And I--

I was in bed with Nancy
last night.

You said that joke already.

Yeah.

And this morning too, man.

I’m serious.

- No, you didn’t.
- Yeah.

You fucked her?

- That’s fucked up, Ben.
- I know, I know.

Why would you do something
so stupid?

I don’t know.
I wasn’t thinking, all right?

The one time you decided
to wild out,

it’s a woman that we’re
in business with.

And she’s married.

I didn’t know
she was married, okay?

We were just--
we were wasted

in the back of the cab
and it happened.

Well, we can’t work
with Yosi now.

I mean, this changes
everything.

No, no, it doesn’t
change anything,

because it’s never,
ever gonna happen again.

I swear to God, Cam.

This order can make us, man.

Yeah, I get it, okay?

That’s why I’m gonna talk
to Nancy and I’m gonna--

It’s all gonna
work out, okay?

I promise.

I’m gonna make you real proud
at the event today.

Watch.

I’m feeling real good.

Just don’t set no kids
on fire.

Yeah, hello.
Who’s this?

Everton Thompson of the
East Flatbush Caribbean League.

You might remember me from
your event on Chrystie Street.

How’d you get this number?

Look, I’d like to discuss
Rasta Monsta

and the insensitivities
to the Caribbean community

that you demonstrate
with each sale.

Do you know who I am?

Yes, yes, yes, yes,
I do, brother.

That’s why--

Look, I think we should
sit down and discuss things

before they get
out of hand, eh?

We ain’t discussing shit.

You can go
kill yourself, man.

Pretty straightforward.

And this is a good move for
Crispy Crisp World Enterprises,

’cause you guys are spending
nothing out of pocket

to make 5,500 hoodies which,
according to this,

would cost around 50 grand.

And is there a provision
in there that says

it’s going to cost us money
if Ben bangs Yosi’s wife?

What?

- Really?
- No.

Where do you want
to go to lunch, though?

Because we’re treating.
Pick someplace expensive.

No, no, no, no.
Gentlemen, no.

Pick a place that has
a decent bottle of Brunello.

That’s my shit now.

Wow, look how bougie
Cam’s getting.

I think I liked him better when
he was Dominican.

Oh, Dominicans can’t enjoy
good wine now?

Mr. Kaplan, I’m Special Agent
Bush with the F.B.I.

This is Special Agent Ferguson.

We’d like to ask you
some questions, sir.

You know what? If you guys could
give me five minutes.

I’m in the middle of an
important meeting right now.

Unfortunately, we cannot.

Okay, you know what?

Why don’t we...

we could just take this
into the conference room.

I guess I’m going to be late
for that lunch.

But you save me some of that
Brunello, all right?

Mr. Kaplan,
please stop talking.

- You’re gonna be fine.
- No, I’m good.

They’re just bringing me up
for questioning, that’s it.

- Stop talking.
- Guys, don’t forget about me.

- Please.

Oh, shit.

Okay, okay, all right,
what we have to do,

we have to cash our advance
checks and just bail him out.

You don’t need to be
bailed out of questioning.
He’ll be home by tonight.

You never knew anybody who
got brought in for questioning?

I don’t know.
I do now.

Hey, Tim.

Rich girl!

Please do not gentrify
this neighborhood.

Our drug dealers
have a hard enough time

affording cool sneakers as is.

You don’t have to worry.
I’m not moving in.

I hope you’re not here
to take advantage of me.

I seen a woman
rape a man once.

It was in Amsterdam,
with some Popsicle sticks

and some gaffer’s tape.

- It was very traumatizing.
- Hi.

Um... no. I was wondering
if you’d let me

write an article about you
for "Biscuit Magazine."

"Biscuit Magazine"?
What’s that?

It’s a women’s
lifestyle magazine.

It’s where I work.

I’m sorry to hear that.

Why do you want to write
an article about me?

Well, the magazine says

it wants to be all about
sort of that handmade,

homemade sensibility,
you know, like D.I.Y. stuff.

And I was like,
this is it, you know?

Here, in this really sexy way,

which I feel like will,
like, help sell magazines.

You will help.

I am sexy.

You get an expense account
over at "Biscuit Magazine"?

Yeah, we do.
You want me to--

You want me to buy you a steak
at Luger’s first or something?

I got a better idea.

Okay, so how many tattoos

do you think you have
at this point?

Oh, I don’t know.
Too many.

I kind of have
an addictive personality.

Yeah, your addiction’s going
to put my kids through college.

Really? Don’t start with me, motherfucker.

Oh, I’m so sorry
I’m so late.

Hey.

Style.com told one
of our designers

that her harem pants
look like M.C. Hammer pants.

She did not think
this was funny.

She had a total nervous
breakdown, screaming, crying,

literally snot bubbles
coming out of her nose.

It was totally
fucking disgusting.

So, I’m sorry.
I’m here.

- How are you?
- I’m good.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Listen, for what it’s worth,

I thought you were
divorced.

Oh, really?

Well, I’m not.

Yeah, but are you, like,
"married" married,

like monogamous married,
or--?

I mean, was last night--
was that--

was that a normal thing or--?

Last night was totally
drunk and stupid.

I mean, nice, whatever,

but, Ben, I’m married.

- I am "married" married.
- Okay.

But now I’m going
to be working with Yosi, and--

Yeah, but don’t worry about it.

I mean, what happened
last night

has nothing to do
with working with Yosi.

I’m a big girl.
I can handle my shit.

I assume you can do the same?

- Yes.
- Yeah?

Obviously it will never
happen again.

- Of course not.
- Yeah.

I’m the Rasta Monsta,
motherfucker!

I love this shit.

Yeah.

Yo.

- What’s up, man?
- How are you doing, man?

All right. Man, I hate
to do this to you,

but Wilfredo’s
not skating today.

I’ve been getting
emails and messages,
some guy Everton Thompson

telling me "Rasta Monsta is a
scourge on all Caribbean people.

There will be serious
ramifications

on all or any retailers who
support this racist beverage."

Come on, man,
that guy’s a lunatic.

Don’t listen to that stuff.

Is it? Because I got
people here picketing.

I also got the news here too.

- No Rasta Monsta!
- Are you serious?

You want me to have my guy
remove them right now?

- I’ll have him remove them.
- This isn’t the Lower
East Side.

I can’t have Rastas
threatening my soccer moms.

Come on, man.
Those ain’t real dreads.

They’re not even real Rastas.
They "impastas."

- Come on now.
- Look, Rene,

I feel we can still
sell a lot of product

if we roll it out right.

But you got to clean up this
mess before we buy another can.

I’ll clean it up.

Don’t worry, I’ll...

Eddie.

Set up the sit-down.

- Wilfredo, we’re leaving.
- Yo, what happened?

I didn’t even
get to skate yet.

Yo, Rene,
I can’t let my fans down.

They need me.

Yo, hold up.

- You gotta shut your eyes.
- What is this?

- With your hands.
- No.

So three...

Come on.

...two,

one.

What the shit?

Look at your little
griddle cake jump-off

with the little syrup.

Word up, I like that.
When are you into tattoos?

- That’s dope as hell.

- Do you like it?
- Yeah, I love it.

- What? It’s cool, right?
- Yeah.

I mean, if this doesn’t give
my story a personal dimension,

I just--
I don’t know what will.

Right. Wow, that’s dope.

- Oh...
- Is it tender?

Do you think Ben’s going to,
like, freak out

when he hears that I’ve written
a story about the Neanderthals?

I mean, he’s clearly
not their biggest fan.

Is everything you do
centered on Ben?

What?

I don’t know.
I’m just saying, like,

it seems that you have
a knack for being involved

with people in his orbit.

I don’t think that’s true.

Really?

Or is it why we’re having
this relationship?

Are we having
a relationship?

I mean, we’re having something.

And at this point, I just really
wanna know what the deal is.

Domingo, I love
hanging out with you,

but as far as, like,
a relationship,

I mean, I’m just not
looking for that.

- Are you?
- No.

No, I--

I just wanted to make sure
we were on the same page.

Cool.

Look, I mean,
my store has to maintain

a certain cache
of designers,

and no offense,
but Gadzooks?

No offense to Lulu D,

but Gadzooks
bought 5,500 hoodies.

You, Missy, bought two.

5,500? That’s your price?

No. They’re buying 5,500 units.

Best believe we’re grossing
more than that.

Oh, my God, you’re such
a happy little sellout.

This is Crisp blowing up
on our own terms.

It’s not like they asked us
to put pink polka dots

on the hoodies.

Just be careful.

Look at what happened
to Zoo York.

They were started off
super cool,

and now they’re half off
at Marshalls.

Personally I just prefer smaller
brands that feel handmade.

We got to keep it real
at Lulu D.

Well, I guess it’s easy
to keep it real

when you got a millionaire
father to bail you out.

Actually, dick,
I run a successful business.

What makes you think I’ve ever
taken a penny from my father?

Well...

have you?

Of course I have.

Shit, I would too if I could,

but my pops is the brokest dude
I know.

Look, I’m really sorry
we have to end

our business relationship.

Oh, good.

I like our new relationship
way better.

Oh, do you?

♪ You could have come from Rema
Or you come from jungle ♪

♪ Could have come from
Firehouse ♪

♪ Or you come from Tower Hill ♪

♪ One blood, one blood ♪

♪ One blood ♪

♪ You could have come
From Libya ♪

♪ Or you come from America ♪

♪ Could have come from Europe
Or you come from Africa ♪

Ah, Rene.

Welcome.

Would you like a drink?

I didn’t make up
the name Rasta Monsta.

It’s a company
that I bought

to make a legitimate business
for myself.

A business I’ve worked
very hard to maintain.

Now I respect your concerns,
but it’s an energy drink

celebrating the inner strength
of the Jamaican people.

We don’t mean
no disrespect by it.

Yeah, well, you know what?

We feel disrespected.

So we need to just come up
with a creative solution.

That’s all.

You want me to adjust
the marketing down the road,

we can talk about it
down the road.

Unfortunately, Rene, we...

we need to remedy the damage

that you’re presently doing
in the Caribbean community.

How do you want
to work this out?

You could unwrap
one of those Escalades

and donate it to the
East Flatbush Caribbean League.

An Escalade?

Yeah.

And that’ll get you to stop?

That and 10% of your profits
each month

donated to our
youth outreach program.

You just picked
the wrong guy to shake down.

You ever heard there’s
no such thing as bad press?

Make all the noise you want.
You know, I live for this
type of shit.

Make all the noise I want, huh?

- What the fuck is this?
- I think you know what it is.

I think I don’t.

Marijuana tincture spray.

So now is this the kind of press
you want

to get back to your
parole officer?

I mean, because if it is,
you know what?

You end up back in jail, convict.

I got nothing to do with this,
God as my witness.

And if you ever come after
my business again,

there’ll be no sit-down.

There’ll be a funeral...

brother.

Thanks.

- Hey.
- Hey. Hi.

Happy birthday.

Fifty is the new thirty, right?

Oh, yes. I’m so glad
you boys came.

Don’t you look handsome, Ben?

Yeah, well, you know, I had
to come correct for my man Yosi.

Excuse me just one second.

Pharrell, I want you to meet
some friends of mine.

My new discovery.

- Cam and Ben, Pharrell.
- Nice to meet you.

- How are you doing?
- Hey, big fan.

They have a company
named Crisp.

They make really beautiful
hooded sweatshirts and T-shirts.

- I think you’ll love them.
- Okay.

Yo, love the music, B.B.C.
You’re a real inspiration.

I used to work at Barneys,
and when B.B.C. first came out,

those full-zip hoodies
changed the game.

Oh, man, thank you.
I’m glad you liked it.

This man is a visionary.

"Get your bling
like your Neptune sounds.

- Zing, zing, zing."

Cool. Good luck with Crisp, man.
I like the name.

- Oh, thanks.
- Nice meeting you.

All right.

Well, we didn’t wrap it,

but I’m glad to say
we want to work with you.

We couldn’t ask for a better
production partner.

Not that we had a choice.

This is fantastic. I’m--

the best birthday present
so far tonight.

We are going to make
some very cool sweatshirts

and a lot of money, huh?

- We’ll toast to that.

All right.

♪ I’ve acquired ♪

♪ A kind of madness ♪

It never gets old,
does it?

I used to look at it and think
that it was mocking me.

Like it represented everything
I wanted but I couldn’t have.

Tonight I feel like
I got a shot.

♪ Feel that night air ♪

♪ Flowing through me ♪

♪ In the night air
The night air ♪

You know what my friend’s father
told me once a long time ago?

He said,
"When you’re young

you have ideas and no money.

When you’re old,
you have money and no ideas."

You think that’s true?

Damn, Yosi.

Getting kind of deep
on me right now.

Oh, no.
It’s yes or no.

I guess, yeah.

See?

This is why
we need each other.

Together Crisp and Yosi

take over the world, huh?

What do you think?

I think let’s do it.

Ha! That’s it.

Come on, go get Ben.
We do a shot.

No doubt.
I’ll go get him now.

♪ I’ve got a feeling
Inside of me ♪

♪ It’s kind of strange
Like a stormy sea ♪

♪ I don’t know why
I don’t know why ♪

♪ I guess these things
Have got to be ♪

♪ I got a new rose
I got her good ♪

♪ Guess I knew
That I always would ♪

♪ I can’t stop
To mess around ♪

♪ Like a brand-new rose
In town ♪

♪ See the sun
See the sun, it shines ♪

♪ Don’t get too close
Or it’ll burn your eyes ♪

♪ Don’t you run away
That way ♪

♪ You can come back
Another day ♪

♪ I got a new rose
I got her good ♪

♪ Guess I knew
That I always would ♪

♪ I can’t stop
To mess around ♪

♪ Like a brand-new rose
In town ♪

♪ I never thought
This could happen to me ♪