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♪ I need a dollar, dollar ♪

♪ A dollar is what I need,
hey, hey ♪

♪ Well, I need a dollar,
dollar ♪

♪ A dollar is what I need,
hey, hey ♪

♪ Said I need a dollar,
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♪ And if I share with you
my story ♪

♪ Would you share your dollar
with me? ♪

♪ Well, I don’t know ♪

♪ If I’m walking
on solid ground ♪

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with you my story ♪

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with me? ♪

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-

- Shh!

Oh, my God, you cannot
keep me up so late.

- Hmm.
- These mornings
are fuckin’ brutal.

Little wake-and-bake
to take the edge off.

What? No!

Oh, my God.

I gotta be at work
in 30 minutes.

You see, that’s why
I’m self-employed.

I’m already at the office.

- Ohh.

They seen the video?

That’s crazy.

Seen it, he loves it.

He loves it so much
he wants to meet Wilfredo.

- He liked the fire?
- Hell, yeah.

He said all the kids in the area
are askin’ for Rasta Monsta.

And check this out. He wants
to test it in his chain,

a skateboard store called VERT.

There’s 32 in
southeast New England alone.

This could be really big.

How big is the order?

It’s a really great start.

That’s good...

I gotta--

I gotta go, Eddie.

For real, Debbie...

this is such a special moment
for me right now...

and I’m so glad you’re here
to experience it with me.

Ooh...

"My little buddy
from grade school

had graduated to manhood.

Ethan had fallen in love
with beautiful Bianca."

- It sucks, right?
- Nah, you’re doin’ good!

I can’t read
a best man speech. I should
just have Ben do it, right?

- No, try--

- Shit.

So Ben’s going?

Yeah. Me, Ben and Ethan,

we all went to high school
together.

- Oh, cool.
- It was actually Ben and Rachel

that set up Ethan and Bianca
on their first blind date.

That means Rachel’s
probably gonna be there too.

- Kappo, you want my advice?
- Yes.

Lose the paper...
speak from the heart.

I got something for
your public speaking woes.

I know you got
some troubles.

This, gentlemen,

is the latest
in public consumption.

THC spray.

One spray, you’re good.

Two sprays,
and you’ll be doing

your own fuckin’ version
of The King’s Speech.

(phone ringing)

Does this work
just like weed?

Yeah. Try it.

Hey, um...

ask you guys a question.

How would you feel
if me and Rachel
were to get together?

- What?!
- Ben’s Rachel?

She hasn’t even been
datin’ him for a year.

Who cares? Rachel is always
gonna be Ben’s girl in my mind.

- OK, calm down.
- Don’t.

- I know that look.
- What?

Did something already happen?

Forget it! I mean--

How could you do that?

For real? You wanna make
something happen with Rachel,

you gotta talk to Ben.

OK. Forget it.

It’s not even like that.
I’ll talk to Ben.

Cool?

And before that,
he was the buyer for Barney’s

until he left to open up
his own store. South Willard.

I think he’s gonna
really like your hoodies.

- Yeah?

Black’s good on you.
You should wear more of it.

All right, let’s see
what you got here.

Where’s the new stuff?

Yeah, we could use
some updating.

I can’t sell this.
First of all,

you guys can’t be in it--
it’s kinda cheesy.

Looks like you can’t afford
real models.

- We can’t.
- You don’t need
to let people know that.

I’m sure you got
some hot friends
somewhere, right?

Just shoot them.
Gotta make it look cool.

Upscale. Professional.

- When does Ryan get in?
- Monday.

We’ll shoot a new one
this weekend.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

I love that. "We’ll just
shoot another one this weekend."

- Easy.
- Very cool.
- I’m so sorry I’m late.

Yes, it’s good that
you could come here, Cam.

We kind of have covered
everything though, right?

- Yeah.
- Ben’ll bring you up to speed.

- Upscale.
- High class.

I got a location
that could be dope.

- I’m gonna take care of it.
- Cool.

I was gonna ask Domingo
if he should model.
What do you think?

You want
to use Domingo?

Yeah.
Dom’s a good look, no?

Yeah, maybe.

Kappo would kill
to do it, too.

That could be cool.
Kind of unexpected.

Are you serious?

Yeah, no, you’re right.

- Let’s use Domingo.
- All right. Cool.

My lunch today
is for sure gonna go long,

so if you could go to
the meeting and take notes,
and Let Isabelle know

- I’m running late.
- OK.

Has anybody ever told you

you’ve got a hostile
listening face?

Um, what? N-- Uh...

no, I guess not.

It’s like you listen,

but your face reads
this sort of "I hate you."

Robert from Legal
brought it up.

- I totally see it.
- Oh. Sorry.

You were 15 minutes late today.

Yes. I’m sorry about that.
The train was like--

Ah-ah-ah. Rachel,
I don’t want anybody
who doesn’t want to be here.

People would kill for this job.
Literally kill.

I-I don’t think
you mean literally.

I need to see your passion
for Biscuit.

If you don’t want to be here,
let me know now.

I wanna be here.

I l-love it here.

Good. Bump up the passion.

What’s this?

Adam Tushman’s
Bar Mitzvah invite.

- What?
- A freelance gig.

Man, the Jews
love black people,
don’t they?

It’s the shared
oppression.

So, you know,
Rachel’s a custy now.

- Rachel buys weed?
- Yeah.

- What?
- And I know it’s weird,

but if it’s cool with you,

I was thinkin’ about
askin’ her for dinner.

Is there a shortage
of 18-year-old model chicks
arriving from Minnesota?

No, man, she went dog-walking
with me one day,

it was really cool.

I just wanted to run it by you,
see how you felt about it.

Well, not to sound
like a dick,

but the whole reason
for Rachel and I
not working out

was about me not being
career-motivated.

OK.

You know, and, I mean,
you got the dog-walking

and the weed-dealing,
I just--

I hate to see you
waste your time with her.

Yeah, I mean, I get it.
No worries.

So, um, when do you guys
need me to get my Zoolander on?

- Ten?
- A.M.?

- Yeah.
- You got it, bro.

- All right.
- Come on, Moo Shoo.

Wow. I see
how it goes.

Work the girl
to get to the dad.

- It’s not even like that.
- It isn’t?

We just need a location
that feels premium
for the look book.

And you know
nothin’s more premium
than your dad’s place.

Look, it’s not a bad thing.

You got balls.
My dad’ll like that.

Your dad likes balls?

You’re funny.

You’re beautiful, Lulu.

Look, Cam.

- Hmm?
- You don’t have to hustle me.

But if you wanna bring
some Bruno cannoli
when you go over there,

my dad’ll be into that.

Gangsta.

I wanna get
a good luck charm
for my good luck charm.

Oh, Rene.

Thank you.

Yeah.
What do you like?

Oh, I don’t know.

Oh, my gosh.

Those canaries
like Ivanka Trump wears.

Can we see those?

You can’t get those for me.
Those are too much.

Where I come from,
we say you go big
or you go home.

Yeah, OK, Papi,
just don’t go too big
and go homeless.

You’re a good woman...

and you give
a helluva wakeup call.

Try ’em on.

(phone ringing)

(ringing)

-
- Hi.

Do you want to take the train
to Ethan and Bianca’s wedding
with me?

Um... sure.

Why not?

Unless you got other plans.

Uh, no.

Do I have a hostile
listening face?

I don’t know.
Why are you asking me this?

- ’Cause I was at work, and--
- You know what?

- You do, actually.
- I do?

My boss, like,
hates me for it.

What?!
You can’t help that,

that’s not fair--
it’s like a disability.

Maybe you could sue.

I’m getting off the phone.

(beep)

- Hey, hey.
- Can I talk to you
for a second?

Yeah, sure.

Remember how you told me
not to come to you with problems

but to think things through
and come to solutions?

- Yeah.
- Well, you need to write
Rasta Monsta a $30,000 check

from your personal account.

What happened?

The bottling plant.

They can’t fulfill
the VERT order.

It’s too big, and we’re
maxed out credit-wise.

- What?
- We don’t have
the cash on hand,

so I figure why not
dip into your personal

’til we collect
on accounts due?

That’s your solution?

That’s what
you came up with,

that I should pay
the difference?

Mike’s idea was to
go rob some drug dealers.

I told him we can’t do
that kind of stuff no more.

But I was only kiddin’.
I wasn’t serious.

Yeah, right.

So you’re saying
I should cover it?

Puñeta, man! You guys
still don’t get it!

You’re in charge
of accounts receivable!

- Who owes us money?
- Half of Flushing.

- That’s Park’s territory?
- Yeah.

So you gettin’
settled in?

I honestly haven’t even

properly unpacked,

and I’m in the middle
of starting this job and...

I’m really just a mess
when it comes to that.

Are you seeing anybody?

What? No.

I mean, there is
this one guy.

Sort of...

outside of my world,

like, an unusual
choice for me.

Like, a cowboy?

Yeah, he’s a cowboy.
His name’s Cowboy Rudy.

He’s a cowboy.
How’d you guess?

Maybe you should give
Cowboy Rudy a shot.

You never know, right?

Felix, man,

I need to ask you
for a serious favor.

I normally wouldn’t ask you,

but it’s kind of an emergency.

What, do you need
a kidney?

Can I use your place
for a photo shoot tomorrow?

We gotta update our look book,
but in order to do that,

we gotta shoot it
in a premium good location,

so... I thought of you.

Mm-hmm.

Um, what’s your budget?

Around three?

Three thousand?

Hundred. Dollars.

Nah.
No, no. I can’t.

I’m just fuckin’ with you.

Nah, I don’t want your money.

For me,
it’s not about the money.

If you wanna use my place,

well, you’re gonna
have to win it.

( grunting,
)

Aaah! Ohh!

- My back!
- Shit, you all right?

Oh, that was tremendous.
Cam, that was tremendous!

Ohh.

Hey!

- How are you?
- Hi.

- How great is this?
- Yeah.

I mean, I can’t believe
you set them up on a blind date

and now they’re getting married.

- It’s crazy!
- Pretty crazy, right?

So how long have you two
been together now?

- We’re not actually together.
- Yeah, we’re buddies.

You still look
really good together, guys.

- Yes.
- Is that a weird thing to say?

- No, it’s...
- I’m sorry.

I’m already wasted, so...
I’m gonna see you inside.

- Hey, David.
- Hello, Rachel.

What’s wrong, man?

I can’t give the speech, man.
I’m gettin’ hives.

You’ll be fine.
Just speak from your heart.

That’s what everyone says.

What if what’s in my heart
sucks?

♪ Hundreds on the table,
twenties on the floor ♪

♪ Fresh outta work,
on the way with some more ♪

-
-

♪ And I love it ♪

♪ I got gangstas in the crowd,
bad bitches at my show ♪

- Wepa.
-

♪ And it’s sittin’ on fo’s-- ♪

- See those moves, Eddie?

That’s the Running Man
right there.

- That’s a Chino culo, bro.

Ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha.

Yeah, y’all are funny.
Everybody got jokes.

Yo, where’s your father?

My father?

You must not got
the memo, homie.

Pops retired.

I’m the head Korean
in charge of this bitch.

All sixteen stores.

Yo, seventeen, nigga.

We just opened up
on Merrick Boulevard.

So you’re the new CEO now, huh?

- Yeah.
- That’s good.

I want my money.

We on a 30-day cycle.

You’ll get your money.
You know we good to you, baby.

- It’s been 42 days.
- Work with a brother, man.

Times is hard on the Boulevard
for all of us.

Ohh! Uhh...

Out of respect
for your father,
you get this one warning.

You don’t want me
comin’ back here again now, OK?

What are we
gonna do now?

I know where
I could get the money.

♪ These arms of ♪

-
- I now
pronounce you man and wife.

- You may kiss the bride.
-

Yeah!

You’re all right.

- I’m sorry.
- It’s OK.

♪ These arms of mine ♪

♪ They are yearning ♪

♪ Yearning ♪

♪ From wanting you ♪

When two corporations merge,

the results are unknown.

Even the best analysts
on Wall Street can’t predict

how this new single entity
will perform.

But in the case
of Ethan and Bianca,

I think it’s safe to say,

"Call your broker
and get in on the ground floor."

Oh, my gosh.

Look, I’m not really good
at public speaking. Um...

I just want to say this.

Seeing my dear friend Ethan

and his new wife Bianca,

it’s beautiful.

It’s hard to find
your soul mate.

I don’t know how to do it.

I know this though,

that you can’t live
in an imaginary world

and expect to find
something real.

Ethan and Bianca have always
been real with each other.

I’ve never seen
a couple like this.

They celebrate each other’s
imperfections.

Because it’s not
about fairy tales,

it’s about what’s in your heart.

What’s in their heart is...

it’s love.

It’s perfectly imperfect,

tried and true, fiery,
it’s unconditional,

and most of all, it’s real.

Mazel tov.

Mazel tov!

(upbeat pop music playing)

( both laughing

Hi, baby.

Want me to warm up some
chuletas y arroz con gondules?

You’re too good to me.

So, I got you something.

You already
got me something.

I got you something better.

What’s that?

Open it.

Oh, my God!
They’re ginormous!

Rene, what are you doing?

Take those off.
I upgraded you.

- Are you serious?
- Only the best for my girl.

I don’t want these.

Wh-What do you mean
you don’t want them?
Look at them!

I like mine better.

Why would you buy me
fake diamonds, Rene?

What are you talkin’ about?!

I got these from
this Sephardic brother I know.

I know diamonds.
Those are fake.

Why would you
do me like that?

I’m tellin’ you
they’re not fake!

They’re a little dusty,

Just a little polishing,
that’s it!

I’ve dated hoods
my whole life,

always sixty cents short
on the fucking dollar.

I’m not a hood.

From where I’m standing,

you look like another
broke-ass hustler

trying to get over
on somebody.

But I’m smarter than that.

I think
you should just leave.

Come on, Debbie,
it’s not even like that.

They’re just earrings.

Well, good!

You keep the big ones,

and I’ll keep the little ones

as a parting gift.

Thank you.

Is she asleep?

Oh, yeah.

Hmm.

I wanted to talk to you
about something

that’s been
eatin’ me up inside.

What’s up?

I don’t even know
if I should say anything,

because I don’t know
anything officially,

but I got a...
pretty bad feeling about it.

Now you’re starting
to scare me.

Just tell me.

Just say it.

The SEC is investigating
my boss,

and if he talks, I’m next.

What?

Last summer
I was at a conference in Vegas,

and I met
this cute analyst chick

and we got wasted,

and she drunkenly
told me some things,

and I stupidly
told them to my boss,

and he ran with it.

I don’t understand.
Is that illegal?

Ben, I’m more than likely
gonna go to the federal pen.

What?!

Are you serious?

Yeah.

Ohh.

You’d still be my friend
if I was broke?

Of course.

OK, you say that,
but think about it.

There’s gonna be
no more car service,

no more bottles at the clubs,
no more dinners,

- no more
Park Avenue apartment...
- Come on, man.

Those things, they’re cool,

but that’s not the reason
I’m friends with you.

Look, I got a couch
with your name on it
should you ever need it.

Take this.

What did we just talk about?
Keep your watch.

- I want you to have it.
- No.

Or you can hock it
and pay your rent
for three years.

- Take it. Take it.
- Keep your watch.

-
- This is really good.

Yeah, it’s cheap
and drinkable.

Mm. Sorry, dude.

Not gonna happen
for you right now.

Wow. What’s wrong?

You smell like my father.

We need to take a shower.

♪ I’ll be your love ♪

♪ Be your love... ♪

- This is it, huh?
- Yep.

OK.

- So.
- So...

Fucking great day.

Yeah...
it was.

Yeah.

Let me say something,
and I know you’re gonna
think I’m insane,

but I’m just gonna say it.

- Yeah, say it.
- OK.

Um.... you know, uh,

the guy that I was telling you
that I’m seeing?

- Yeah.
- Cowboy Rudy?

- Yes, Cowboy Rudy.
- OK.

Um, maybe you won’t
even care, I don’t know,

I just wanted to tell you

so that you didn’t find out
from somebody else.

Um...

Cowboy Rudy... is Domingo.

I know. It’s weird.

Are you pissed?
You’re pissed.

No, I’m...

not pissed, I’m just a...
little surprised.

Yeah, that’s why
I was gonna tell you,
but it’s like...

- It’s cool.
- It is?

- Yeah.
- OK, cool.

I think you guys
make a great-- great couple.

- Ben, we’re not a couple.
- Have a good night, Rach.

Fuck.

♪ How ya gonna
do me like this? ♪

♪ How you gonna do me
like that? ♪

-
- You good?

Huh huh huh.

♪ Dude might drink in a bar ♪

♪ Dude might drink
in the streets ♪

♪ Hangin’ out, always
sleepin’ in hallways ♪

-
- Ohh! Aaah!

- You gonna break my neck, yo!
- I want my money,

and I want it now.

All right, man!

Ease up on the chain, yo!
I’ll pay you, I will pay you!

♪ How ya gonna
do me like that... ♪

- What’s up, bro?
- Not much. What’s up with you?

Ready to get
my fuckin’ Vogue on,
that’s what’s up.

So I spoke with Rachel
last night.

She says you guys
are dating?

- Aw, shit.
- What, you fuck her,

and then you ask me
if it’s cool to
take her to dinner?

Fam, it’s not even like that.

The shit was so random
the way it happened.

You tell me
how it happened.

You came at me
with some half-assed
dog-walking bullshit,

and the whole time
you’re lying to me.

- That’s lame, man.
- You want to be real?

- Yeah, be real.
- I like Rachel,
and Rachel likes me.

The dog-walking drug-dealer.
Who woulda thought that shit?

- Whatever, man.
- Yeah, whatever.

Domingo! Yo!

Come back! Let’s work
this shit out after!

Well, fuck you then,
you little ho!

Fuck you.

What are we gonna do now?

Did you know about
him and Rachel?

No. Not officially.

Wow. Where is
the loyalty, man?

What do you want me to say?

I told him to
talk to you immediately.

It’s pretty fucked up, right?

Whatever.

What are we gonna do
about this photo shoot?

We improvise.

♪ What is hip? ♪

♪ Tell me, tell me ♪

♪ Do ya think ya know? ♪

♪ What is hip? ♪

♪ If you was really hip ♪

♪ The passing years
would show ♪

♪ You in a hip trip ♪

♪ Maybe hipper than hip... ♪

That’s Felix DiFlorio, right?

Yeah. You know
who he is?

I go to SVU.
We study him.

Very cool.
What’d you think
of the look book?

- It’s cool.
- It went all right,
didn’t it?

There’s one margin over there
a little bit messed up,

but I could run it
through the machines again.

You want it to be perfect, right?

Yeah, I do. Cool.

- Thanks, man.
- No problem.

(phone ringing)

(TV on)

(beep)

Ben.

No, no, I just, I, uh,

I dozed off, was watching
The Cosby Show.

When I was little
I used to dream that
Dr. Huxtable would adopt me.

I was just checkin’ in on ya.
You all right?

Yeah, I’m good.

- Thanks for callin’, man.
- Of course.

- Hit me tomorrow.
- Yeah. I will.

All right, cool.
Peace.

(beep)

♪ You’ll want
to leave your path ♪