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♪ I need a dollar, dollar ♪

♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

-
-

♪ Dollar, a dollar
That’s what I need ♪

♪ Said I need a dollar
Dollar ♪

♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

♪ And if I share with you
My story ♪

♪ Would you share
Your dollar with me? ♪

♪ Well, I don’t know if
I’m walking on solid ground ♪

♪ And all I want
Is for someone ♪

♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

♪ And if I share with you
My story ♪

♪ Would you share
Your dollar with me? ♪

You’re not even going to wear
a Crisp shirt?

Should I?

Or would that be, like,
too self-promotey?

Isn’t that the point?

Fuck.

Yes.

Oh, hey, will you grab
the rep Andy’s card?

I need to check the address.

- Found it.
- Thank you.

Hey, how long did you
and Rachel go out for again?

On and off for, like,
three years.

Hey, does this look better?

Yes.

Crispy, yet delicious.

And nutritious.

Would you lock up for me?

Sure. What do you want me to do
with the key when I leave?

Just hold on to it.

Wow, Ben.

Are you giving me
a set of keys?

This is a big moment.

- Huh.

I’m going to leave it
under the mat when I go.

Just said that
to watch you turn white.

Why would I turn white?

I don’t know.

Do you want me
to have a key?

Do you want to have a key?

I don’t know, I just want you to
know what you want.

I want not to be late.

- Bye.
- See you tonight.

Good luck with the shirts.

♪ I am a sinner, baby ♪

♪ I am a deceiver ♪

♪ I am so selfish ♪

♪ And so proud ♪

♪ There is no question
Of my need to be delivered ♪

I think this is it.

Here, don’t be afraid
to double up.

Let’s do this.

All right.

The margins on Japanese cotton
must kill you.

I got a guy in L.A.
who could get us the same feel

for half the price.

So do you rep any other
streetwear designers?

To be honest, no.

But my family’s been in this
business for five generations,

and the one thing I can do
is sell.

I’ve been hawking work uniforms
since I’m 13.

Can you imagine what I would do

with something as special
as Crisp?

Come on, Andy,
don’t bullshit.

Look, I know I’m not one
of these showrooms downtown

in a cool loft, with a hot ass
sitting at reception.

But together, we can
grow into a loft downtown

with an army full
of hot-ass receptionists.

- Can you get us into Barneys?
- If that’s where
you want to be,

I’ll call every day
until we get a meeting.

- So you don’t know
any buyers there?
- He’s obsessed with Barneys

because he used to work there
now wants validation.

- Ignore him.
- It’s cool. It’s cool.

I’d be the same way.

Point-blank, the challenge
in working with me

is that I don’t know all
the buyers in that world yet.

But there’s value in being
the new kid on the block.

And when I do connect, I’ll have
only one brand I’m selling.

I will eat, sleep,
live and die Crisp.

Guys, come on.

At least give me a shot.
Let me prove myself.

That’s fair, right?

All right, yeah.

All right!

All right, all right.

Hey, I’m gonna need you guys
to leave me your samples.

Market starts next week,
and I wanna move fast.

- All right.
- All right, yeah.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh, yeah.
Well, I know.

But she is kind of slutty.

What do you want me
to tell you?

I know she’s my sister, but the
truth is

maybe if she stopped whoring
herself around

and took herself seriously,

then guys would take her
seriously too.

I don’t know what to tell you.

Good thing you have
two daughters.

Yeah, Mom, I have to go.
I’m about to start an interview.

- It’ll all work out.

Goodbye.

Jesus. Sorry.
Hi. Robin.

- Rachel.
- Good to meet you.

Nice to meet you.
This is for you.

Oh, good.
I’ll take a look at that.

Let’s see.

Oh, so you’re that girl.

What’s that?
What do you mean?

Well, you’re perfect.

Oh, I don’t know
about that.

- Far from that.
- Really?

Because I am.

And I’m trying
to find another me.

Okay.

So, what do you think
of "Biscuit"?

Do you honestly read it?

You know, not all the time.

But um, when I do,
I really enjoy it.

Mm, okay.

Well, tell me this,
Rachel Chapman:

Why exactly should I hire you

when you’ve already admitted
to not reading "Biscuit"

and not being perfect?

This is how I see it:

personally,
I love to cook.

- I love to bake.
- Okay.

Crafting-- I’m coming
around on that.

But I have an apartment

with a kitchen
that’s seven square feet.

So I feel like I represent
a generation of young women

who at this point
in their lives

can only dream of juggling
career and family

with baking the perfect red
velvet cupcake, for instance.

So I feel like we’re
in a place of transition.

And we look to
"Biscuit" as, like, a--

Like a cool older sister.

I fucking love that.

You’re hip.
We totally need hip.

Love that.

One more Cuba libre.

And stop being cheap
with the Bacardi, all right?

You’re not the only spot in town
with DirecTV, you know?

- Yo, I’m going out, man.
- Turn around, man.

What’s this about?

Rene, I’ve been trying
to call you.

I don’t know why you haven’t
been able to get through.

I mean, Eddie just switched me
over to Verizon and everything.

- Right?
- More bars in more cities.

- Wait, wait.

Oh, fuck.
Okay. Fuck, man!

Man, sorry,
that was stupid.

I had the money.
I mean, I had it.

Fucking St. John’s bankrupt me.

You know, normally
I’d have Jabar

break your nose over $4000.

Come on, come on, man.
Please, man.

We’ve known each other
for too long.

Ow.

As it turns out,

I came here today

to give you an alternative
payment plan, okay?

Instead of squeezing you every
week for the money you owe me,

you’re going to get
your ad agency

to make a presentation
for my business.

Rene, you’re a loan shark.

Rasta Monsta, idiot.

I need help growing
my beverage brand, papo.

Look, I gotta come up
with a strategy

to get the suburbs
sipping my drink.

But, Rene, I’m--
I’m in accounts, okay?

I don’t do creative.

Well, you’d better
get real creative fast.

Can you hear me now?

Why didn’t you guys tell me
you were looking for a rep?

We weren’t really looking,
but this opportunity came up

and we definitely need help
with sales,

Miss Order-Two-Hoodies-
to-Get-Started.

We’re scraping by.

Well, I never heard
of Andy Sussman.

He’s new.

Hmm, well, if Ben wants
to get in Barneys,

you have to meet my friend
Nancy Frankenburg.

She has the best showroom
in New York,

and she’s super tight
with the buyers at Barneys.

- Really?
- You never know.

I mean, you might as well
meet her.

Right.

She’s doing a brunch
this weekend,

if you guys want
to come with me.

Yeah? You’d do that for us?

I’d do it for Ben.

I’m happy to help.

And you and me?

When am I taking you
to 1 Oak?

Yeah, no.

I never go out anymore.

Burnt on the club scene
when I was 15.

I like staying in, cooking,
you know?

Okay, okay,
we can do that.

- You’re gonna cook for me?
- Hell, yeah.

My ropa vieja
will change your life.

Well, pick a day
and I’ll come over.

Except my kitchen’s
not quite set up yet.

- Hey, Tim.
- Oh, my God.

I can’t believe you sold out

of this garbage so fast.

And I thought selling heroin
was easy.

- Oh, good to see you.
- Good to see you.

Oh, hey, what’s up, man?
Ben’s friend, right?

- Yeah.
- What’s your name again?

- Cam.
- Oh, yeah.

- How was your party?
- It was good, man.

All right, I’m going
to steal her away

so we can talk about selling
this fucking terrible shit.

- Sorry, buddy.

Are you hungry? Let’s go eat.

Sorry, Cam.

♪ Feeling better now ♪

♪ Ear to the earth
Only worms in that ground ♪

♪ Feel the past sliding down
Off its high horse now ♪

♪ Ride into the wind
Come up to the house ♪

♪ Eyes flash with the memory
Of strange lands ♪

♪ Faraway places
And new understanding ♪

♪ Come back, country mouse ♪

♪ Life’s so much nicer
Having you around ♪

Domingo. Hey, it’s Rachel.

She sounds perfect,
but what about Andy?

I thought we were going
to give him a shot.

We are, but nothing wrong
with us taking a second

to do our due diligence, right?

- Yeah.

- Where did you meet NailGun?
- Craigslist.

How much are they paying you
to do the cover?

300.

So, what’s up?

These guys any good?

They’ll rock your fucking
cock off.

There you go.

So where does this
Nancy Frankenburg live?

Bank Street.

- West Vill, huh?
- Brownstone.

Okay, well, if we’re going
to her brunch,

we should probably
get our samples back, right?

Yeah, can you swing by Andy’s?

Your boy right here
is gonna check out an apartment.

What?

Like the confidence, kid.

- Gotta spend it
to make it, right?
- Okay okay.

Hey, Ben, man.

So the guys like your design,

but they wanna talk to you
about a few things.

Sorry, bro.
They’re perfectionists.

- You know how artists are.
- Yeah.

♪ Because I’m a rebel
Yes, I’m a rebel buck ♪

♪ I’m just a rebel, yeah
I’m a rebel buck ♪

This guy is poised to become

the next king of the vert.

Oh, would you look
at the air he’s got?

- Holy cow! Better watch--

That’s awesome.

Right? Awesome.

Basically you get
an extreme sports athlete

to represent
your brand, right?

They do a death-defying stunt
wearing your logo.

You record this stunt,
put it on the Internet.

The kids forward the video
to their friends,

and the rest takes care
of itself.

So that’s what we would do

to get Rasta Monsta
to the suburbs?

Yeah.

Your video goes viral.

Suddenly you’ve got
a few million eyeballs

all over the country,
even the world,

checking you out.

Viral?

And the best part:
you never paid for it.

Not a penny.

Well, I mean, there’s the cost
of producing the videos.

And agency fees, of course.

I hate fees, Kevin.

Of course, Rene,

but it’s still crazy cheap
compared to a TV buy.

That’s true. That’s true.
Your biggest cost

is really sponsoring
the athlete.

- Is that expensive?
- Just depends on who you get.

You know, should be
around $50,000.

To ride a skateboard?

Yeah, I mean there’s
a certain level of expertise

that goes along with it.

Dude’s risking
his life for you.

I’m sorry.

Well, I’m-- I’m gonna
think about it.

I wanna thank you guys
for your time.

You’ve been great.
We’ll be in touch.

Which way?

Just out to the right.

Clean out your cubicle, Kevin.
You’re fired.

Really?

- Mm-hmm.
- I mean, really?

- Yeah, really.
- Okay, this is a nice--

Real nice guy, man.
Fucking marshmallow.

I dreamed of having river views
my whole life.

Yo, Kappo, you hit up Bunker
last night?

- You’re looking kind of worked.
- Oh, no, opposite.

I slept at the office
last night.

I’m in the middle
of this deal.

It’s kicking my ass,
but if this works out,

I’m going to buy you
this apartment for Hanukkah.

So if you’re interested
in the Ohm Building,

just fill out these papers

and drop them at my office
downstairs.

Thanks.

Caitlin, it’s Brianna.

Hi, you!

I’ll marry her yesterday.

Hey, Cam, you can cover
this rent?

Me and Ben signed
with a sales rep.

Plus I’m putting in
50 hours a week with Rene.

So, yeah, yeah, I think I can
piece it together.

Cam-brodia, I’m going
to teach you

the formula my mom taught
me when I got outta college.

Rent should be
one week’s salary.

See, the only formula
my moms taught me

was for Crystal Light
and vodka.

Okay, so to live here,

I need to make
three grand a week.

Mm-hmm.

- Fuck.

Domingo Starr?

Yow!

Yeah.

So, yeah, you got that message
about my cousins?

Oh, yeah, Jewish hippies
from Newton, Mass.,

in town for
a Jack Johnson concert.

Dude, you stand
to make a fortune.

Yeah-- oh, oh,
and the only thing is

they’re up in Chappaqua.

It’s a schlep.

Yeah.

Do you think
I’m retarded, dude?

- No.
- I mean, really?

"I need the samples back
to show my friends"?

What is that?
Did you sign with another rep?

- No.
- You did.

- You did.
- No, I didn’t.

Oh, yeah?
Then what the hell is going on?

Be honest with me.

Okay, look, we might meet
another rep at a brunch,

but that’s a casual thing.

Just like that.
Just like that.

You’d risk losing me
for a brunch?

Wow. Wow.

I guess I made
some impression.

Honestly, Andy, you kind of
jammed us yesterday.

I’m passionate
about what I do.

I lock, load
and pull the trigger.

It’s called having balls!

Yeah, and we like that
about you.

Great. Great. So tell me,
are you in or are you out?

Because, see, I don’t do this
up-and-back sort of thing.

I don’t know, man.

We were just thinking that--

Say what you mean.

I mean, we really need
our samples back, man.

Sorry.

Okay.

So you’re out.

Enjoy your weekend.
Shabbat shalom.

So me and Mike
were brainstorming,

and I think this could really
get people talking

about Rasta Monsta.

All right, let me see
what you got.

What are you fucking guys
thinking over here, man?

You’re going to kill Jabar.

You already shot yourself
in the fucking foot.

Boss, boss, there’s blanks
in the Glock

and there’s an M-80 in the can.

Ha-ha! We got you.

Safety first.

No, you guys don’t get it.

No guns, man.

I’m killing myself
working on my image,

and you guy want to go
Scarface on me.

Next time when you guys
brainstorm,

use your brain, okay?

- Shit!

Oh, shit.

- Jabar!
- Jabar, you all right?

- Jabar!
- Jabar, you okay?

You all right?

You-- oh, oh, oh.

- He shit himself, man.
- Come on, come on.

- Sit him down. Sit him down.
- Come on, come over here.

- Sit him down!
- Sit down. Sit down.

- Sit down, man.
- I’m okay. I’m okay.

So I started thinking,
you need to get around.

I’m driving around the city
all day anyway.

So, what’s up
with a little synergy?

So let me get this straight.

You want to drive weed around in
your little Rasta escalade here.

That’d be perfect. We’d be like
the ice cream truck.

You know, like, "Hey, copper,
come get your chronic."

No, no, no,
it won’t be like that.

We’ll be doing legitimate
business, rolling deep cover.

What’chu think?

Aww!

Look at the puppy!
I want a puppy!

- What’s up, Stace, baby?
How you doing?
- Exhausted.

- Yeah?
- But my boyfriend’s takin’ me

to Puerto Rico
for the long weekend,

- so that’s my light at
the end of the tunnel.
- Well, madam,

here is your light
in the middle of the tunnel.

- Hit me. Ah-ha.
- Yay!

I’m tryin’ to get
Daniel to smoke with me

while we’re on the trip.

He just needs to learn
how to relax.

The whole world needs to learn
how to relax.

Thank you, baby.
Enjoy.

You need time
to think about it?

Not a fucking second. Just took
the train to Chappaqua and back.

Dudsville, U.S.A.

- Can a player get a ride?
- Yes, you may.

That’s what I’m talking
about.

Come on, boo.
Don’t tell your owner.

I’m supposed to be walking
your ass.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Come on in.

Yeah, please.

Thank you.

Wow, you’ve got a really
nice place here, Rach.

Oh, thank you, thank you.

You can sit right there
and remove your wares.

And I shall peruse them.

Well, I will get them out
for you to peruse.

- Okay.
- All right?

What do you mean,
Lulu’s not coming?

Some problem about not getting
a ride back from the Hamptons.

She’s stuck out there
for the night.

Are you kidding me?

I wonder if she’s got
a man out there.

Cam, we lost our sales rep
to come here,

now we can’t even go in.

Why can’t we?

We’re not going rogue
into somebody’s house.

That’s weird.

We’re not going
to know anybody.

We’re here.
We’ve got our samples.

Not everybody’s
going to know everybody.

I bet you there’ll be
100 people there.

They won’t even notice.

May I take your bag?

- Oh, sure.
- Keep that on us.

Oh, we’ll just
keep this with us.

What do we do now?

Let’s go for food.

I see oysters.

Hello.

When I bartended
at Balthazar,

I used to abuse the employee
discount at the raw bar.

They used to call me
mother shucker.

Yeah, and then they fired you
a week after you started.

Whatever.
I hated that job anyway.

And now that I got the job,
I’m like,

"Whoa, you know,
what prison sentence

did I just sign myself up for?"

Nah, nah, you should be proud, okay?

You nailed the interview.

Yeah, but I always
nail the interview.

I love getting the job.

Well, good luck.

Come on, get up.

Where are we going?

We are going to get you
out in the fresh air

before you’re cooped up in that
air-conditioned cage later on.

All right?

Plus Rufus has to pee.

Nightlife was great
for fashion in those days.

You didn’t have, like,
a sartorialist

telling you what to do.

It was five clubs
and everybody went,

like Blondie and Sprouse
and Nancy.

Straight off the L.I.R.R.,
thank you.

This was, like,
1987 or something.

I wish we could have
been there.

Yeah, but we would have been
five, so that’s a little weird.

Thank you.

- Thank you very much.

Anyway, look at her now.

She’s just the picture
of fashion, right?

And she kills those buyers.

Did you notice? I mean,
correct me if I’m wrong,

but it was Nancy who brought
the first pair

of $100 jeans
to the United States.

And now look, okay?

Can you stop with the jeans, please?

Stop with the jeans.

Bye.

Stop worrying. I’ll take care
of it. Go have fun.

- Hi.
- Hello.

Who are you?

I’m-- I’m Ben Epstein.

Who brought you?

Lulu DiFlorio.

Oh, really?
I didn’t see her.

Yeah, yeah, she’s not here.

She’s in the Hamptons, stuck.

But we have some of our stuff
in her store.

Oh, you’re a designer.
Good for you.

Yeah, thanks.

We-- we brought some
of our samples,

if you want to check
out our line, you know?

Wow, hawking your goods
on a Sunday, hmm?

Can’t knock the hustle.

Nice meeting you.

Oh, look who’s here!

- Stefan!
- Hi.

Oh, how was Como?

Freezing, but Berlin was genius.

I’ll bet. I want
to hear everything.

Stop it.

And, I mean, Dad sort of like
left me out there in the world,

thinking, like, would I’ve
even been a banjo prodigy?

Oh, shit.

- What?
- Look at this.

A single glove.

Every time I see one
alone in the gutter,

I just feel so bad for it.

You feel sorry
for the glove?

Yeah.

It started when I was a kid,
with mittens.

Glove.

Glove.

I don’t think we’re supposed
to be upstairs.

There was a line at the bathroom
on the first floor.

I think Miss Nancy
would want people

to find a way
to relieve themselves.

Now this is my style
right here.

Oh, yeah?
It’s her kid’s room.

How do you know?

Because I saw pictures
on the fridge.

Wow. This one room is bigger
than the whole apartment

I live in with my grandma
and three cousins.

That’s an Eames chair.

Fuck.

Oh, my God,
is that a Basquiat?

That’s a Basquiat.

Yo.

Some things never change.

I used to have these little
Army men.

Oh, my God, I can’t believe
we tried to show her

our fucking samples.

You made it sound
like we were gonna be
doing business here, man.

- That’s how Lulu made it sound.
- All right, just put the toy
back. Let’s get outta here.

- Come on.
- Nah, he’s got
a million of ’em.

I’m gonna keep it as a
souvenir of the illest
kids’ room I’ve been in.

Just put it back, man.
Somebody could be watching us.

There could be, like,
cameras or something in here.

- That’s crazy.
- Oh, it’s crazy? Really?
’Cause we don’t know.

We don’t know anything that
goes on here. Do we, Cam?
Put it back.

You just smack me?

- Nah.
- Okay.

- What?
- Oh!

- You started first, dude.
- You don’t want any of this.

Watch the feet.

- What?
- Watch this, son.

What’s up?

- What--? What?
- Watch over here. Over here.

- We’re even. We’re even.
- Even? Nah.

Oh, I got this now.

Weapons? Weapons?

You guys wanna
take this outside?

Did you-- you found it?

- Yeah, sorry.
- Yeah, okay.

Sorry. Excuse me.

My wallet. I dropped my wallet.

Fuck it.
That’s not our world.

Everybody was so fake
in there anyway.

We should go back to Andy.

No, Andy’s not our guy.

We’ve been outsiders
our whole life.

I want in.

Oh, fuck,
you left the duffel.

You left it there.

I can’t go back there
right now.

We’ll go tomorrow.

All right.

Hey, at least we got
something out of it.

- Oh, God.

- You’re the worst.
- Come on, come on.

- You’re the fucking worst.

♪ Mentally ill
Please, someone call a doctor ♪

♪ 911, it’s emergency ♪

Pardon me.

Your name is Wilfredo Gomez?

So?

Rene Calderon.

Cam’s my cousin.

Cam?

Him and his man Donald fucked up
my whole skateboard career.

That’s why I’m here, man,
to help you get back on top.

Nah, nah, I don’t skateboard
professionally no more.

All that stress was turning me
into a fucking lunatic.

I skate for me now.

And I got a job making
sandwiches at Blue Ribbon.

- Five minutes of your time.
- Sorry.

- Come on, Donna.
- Come on, Donna.

- Okay.
- All right.

Aww, I don’t want to say goodbye
to my new best friend.

I’m going to miss you,
Donna Summer.

Aww, loves to love you, baby.

Who names his dog
Donna Summer?

I think it suits him actually.

Thanks, Dom.

No problem.

Wilfredo, Wilfredo, Wilfredo.

You have some decisions to make,
my friend.

You can either
be the world’s first

Rasta Monsta-sponsored
skateboarder,

or you don’t do what I say,

could be the world’s first
one-legged skateboarder.

So for both our sakes,

would you do me the honor
to be the first pro

to represent my baby,
Rasta Monsta?

Can I talk to my cousin
about it?

Oh, please, please.

You need some privacy?

Yes, please.

The offending duffel.

Oh, one of your hoodies
is missing.

My kid breezed through
this morning and he scammed it.

- Oh, yeah?
- You’ll get it back.

He went to San Francisco
with his dad.

He’ll be back
in a couple of days.

Please, he can have it.
It’s fine.

I’m glad he liked it.

Well, Louie does have
impeccable taste.

Runs in the family.

Hmm.

So I think I completely
embarrassed myself yesterday.

Yeah, well, I’m not going
to argue with you.

Sorry about that.

Look, I just want
to be very clear.

I want to be
in business with you.

Yeah, well,
I’ll keep that in mind.

Have a good night.

See you.

♪ This hope is not lost ♪

♪ There’s mischief to turn ♪

♪ Your ship to send off ♪

♪ Barbed wits and gowns ♪

♪ They’ll ransack this town ♪

♪ I’d rescue you now ♪

♪ But in velvet you’ll drown ♪

♪ And dance again ♪

♪ Oh, Austere ♪

♪ Lay by my side ♪

♪ You’ve been left here ♪

♪ But you’ll make no sound ♪

♪ Hey, last word ♪

♪ Don’t let me down ♪