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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,285 --> 00:00:17,588 ♪ I need a dollar, dollar ♪ 2 00:00:17,589 --> 00:00:19,523 ♪ A dollar That’s what I need ♪ 3 00:00:19,524 --> 00:00:22,126 - - 4 00:00:22,127 --> 00:00:24,195 ♪ Dollar, a dollar That’s what I need ♪ 5 00:00:24,196 --> 00:00:25,930 6 00:00:25,931 --> 00:00:28,432 ♪ Said I need a dollar Dollar ♪ 7 00:00:28,433 --> 00:00:30,134 ♪ A dollar That’s what I need ♪ 8 00:00:30,135 --> 00:00:32,031 ♪ And if I share with you My story ♪ 9 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:35,035 ♪ Would you share Your dollar with me? ♪ 10 00:00:36,907 --> 00:00:40,644 ♪ Well, I don’t know if I’m walking on solid ground ♪ 11 00:00:40,645 --> 00:00:44,882 ♪ And all I want Is for someone ♪ 12 00:00:44,883 --> 00:00:46,751 13 00:00:48,119 --> 00:00:50,354 14 00:00:50,355 --> 00:00:52,390 ♪ A dollar That’s what I need ♪ 15 00:00:52,391 --> 00:00:54,658 ♪ And if I share with you My story ♪ 16 00:00:54,659 --> 00:00:57,329 ♪ Would you share Your dollar with me? ♪ 17 00:01:08,807 --> 00:01:10,508 ♪ S-T-A-R ♪ 18 00:01:10,509 --> 00:01:12,176 ♪ That’s what you are ♪ 19 00:01:12,177 --> 00:01:13,377 ♪ Because you’re big in Japan ♪ 20 00:01:13,378 --> 00:01:15,914 ♪ You’re big in Japan ♪ 21 00:01:15,915 --> 00:01:18,077 ♪ S-T-A-R ♪ 22 00:01:35,699 --> 00:01:38,970 ♪ I got a phone call From across the hall ♪ 23 00:01:38,971 --> 00:01:41,439 ♪ People knocking on doors ♪ 24 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,341 - 25 00:01:43,342 --> 00:01:46,744 ♪ I think I’ll be fine I feel totally ’90s ♪ 26 00:01:46,745 --> 00:01:50,614 ♪ As I’m lying on the ground In my smoking undies ♪ 27 00:01:50,615 --> 00:01:54,652 ♪ Keep my head down Look away from the flash ♪ 28 00:01:54,653 --> 00:01:56,654 - Crisp, motherfucker! - Crisp, motherfucker! 29 00:01:57,957 --> 00:01:59,690 ♪ Me, I don’t mind ♪ 30 00:01:59,691 --> 00:02:01,425 ♪ Because it’s all For the fans ♪ 31 00:02:01,426 --> 00:02:04,095 ♪ And then the next thing You know ♪ 32 00:02:04,096 --> 00:02:06,097 ♪ I’m big in Japan ♪ 33 00:02:06,098 --> 00:02:08,233 ( woman over P.A. ) 34 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:18,376 Hello. 35 00:02:18,377 --> 00:02:20,211 What was the nature of your trip? 36 00:02:20,212 --> 00:02:22,280 Vacation. 37 00:02:22,281 --> 00:02:24,749 - How you doing? - Hello, sir. 38 00:02:29,854 --> 00:02:30,989 Anything to declare? 39 00:02:30,990 --> 00:02:35,059 Well nah, just my undying love for New York. 40 00:02:36,428 --> 00:02:37,862 Oh, sorry, excuse me. 41 00:02:39,496 --> 00:02:40,900 Hey, how you doing? 42 00:02:42,701 --> 00:02:44,268 My dudes. 43 00:02:44,269 --> 00:02:46,637 It’s good to be back up in this kind of place. 44 00:02:46,638 --> 00:02:51,075 Yo, an official welcome home to my homeys. 45 00:02:51,076 --> 00:02:54,245 Even though it took you almost two weeks to call an old friend. 46 00:02:54,246 --> 00:02:55,646 It’s all right. 47 00:02:55,647 --> 00:02:57,315 Oh, come on, man, we’ve been on the grind. 48 00:02:57,316 --> 00:02:58,649 I even got Cam silkscreening. 49 00:02:58,650 --> 00:03:00,251 It’s true. I’m a designer now. 50 00:03:00,252 --> 00:03:01,953 - All right. - I wouldn’t say designer. 51 00:03:01,954 --> 00:03:03,687 - I am. I killed it. - Yo, yo. 52 00:03:03,688 --> 00:03:05,689 What’s shaking, three amigans? 53 00:03:05,690 --> 00:03:08,187 - Good, man. - I would like you to meet my home girl, Leigh. 54 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,094 She was complimenting me on my sweatshirt, 55 00:03:10,095 --> 00:03:12,730 and I thought that she should meet the brains behind the operation. 56 00:03:12,731 --> 00:03:14,332 - How you doing? - Hi, guys. 57 00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:17,101 I’m David Kaplan, self-made millionaire. 58 00:03:17,102 --> 00:03:20,004 - Nice to meet you. - Where can I get one of these hoodies? 59 00:03:20,005 --> 00:03:21,973 J.F.B.K., Atmos. 60 00:03:21,974 --> 00:03:24,708 And if you want to see what’s coming next, check out the Lulu D. store. 61 00:03:24,709 --> 00:03:27,045 She’s gonna have our new hoodies in the window tomorrow. 62 00:03:27,046 --> 00:03:29,647 - Oh, cool. - Give me your email. I’ll send you one for free. 63 00:03:29,648 --> 00:03:30,949 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 64 00:03:30,950 --> 00:03:32,683 Well, that’s really sweet of you. 65 00:03:32,684 --> 00:03:33,884 Aww! 66 00:03:33,885 --> 00:03:35,286 Guys, please. 67 00:03:35,287 --> 00:03:37,121 Well, too bad he’s spoken for. 68 00:03:37,122 --> 00:03:39,390 But what’s up with my man David right here? 69 00:03:39,391 --> 00:03:41,425 What about sweet pea over there? 70 00:03:41,426 --> 00:03:42,726 I’m spoken for as well. 71 00:03:42,727 --> 00:03:44,262 This hoodie’s for my boyfriend, guys. 72 00:03:44,263 --> 00:03:47,265 Oh, boo! 73 00:03:49,501 --> 00:03:50,702 Come on. 74 00:03:51,903 --> 00:03:54,505 Yeah! Hey, hey! 75 00:03:54,506 --> 00:03:56,040 Hey, you know what? 76 00:03:56,041 --> 00:03:58,176 Maybe be easy on the flirting this time, all right? 77 00:03:58,177 --> 00:03:59,843 She already gave us the window. 78 00:03:59,844 --> 00:04:02,547 You think I can turn it off? I can’t help myself around Lulu. 79 00:04:05,683 --> 00:04:07,385 - Hey. 80 00:04:07,386 --> 00:04:09,587 - Hey, guys. - Lulu D. 81 00:04:09,588 --> 00:04:11,122 Looking radiant today. 82 00:04:11,123 --> 00:04:13,091 - Thanks. Hi. - Hey. 83 00:04:13,092 --> 00:04:15,059 So, are you ready for some hooded perfection? 84 00:04:15,060 --> 00:04:16,594 Yeah, bring it on. 85 00:04:16,595 --> 00:04:17,962 I don’t think she’s ready. 86 00:04:17,963 --> 00:04:19,530 I’m not really feeling the excitement. 87 00:04:19,531 --> 00:04:21,799 - I’m excited. 88 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,402 Wow. 89 00:04:26,170 --> 00:04:27,506 Soft. 90 00:04:28,940 --> 00:04:30,074 Love the graphic. 91 00:04:30,075 --> 00:04:32,310 - Thanks. - Wow. 92 00:04:32,311 --> 00:04:34,946 So when exactly are you going to install the window display? 93 00:04:34,947 --> 00:04:36,147 Tonight or tomorrow morning? 94 00:04:36,148 --> 00:04:38,049 Because we can help you with that. 95 00:04:38,050 --> 00:04:39,783 I’m really sorry, guys. 96 00:04:39,784 --> 00:04:40,985 I know I promised, 97 00:04:40,986 --> 00:04:42,886 but I just got the new Neanderthal stuff in, 98 00:04:42,887 --> 00:04:44,455 and then I had to put it in my window 99 00:04:44,456 --> 00:04:46,457 or they said I couldn’t carry their line. 100 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:48,226 Don’t hate me. 101 00:04:48,227 --> 00:04:50,261 Neanderthal? 102 00:04:50,262 --> 00:04:52,030 You know, Tim and Ivan’s line? 103 00:04:52,031 --> 00:04:53,797 The New York Neanderthals? 104 00:04:53,798 --> 00:04:55,334 Okay. 105 00:04:56,700 --> 00:04:58,336 - Here. - Wait a minute. 106 00:04:58,337 --> 00:04:59,703 Tim the dope fiend photographer? 107 00:04:59,704 --> 00:05:01,172 And bus driver Ivan 108 00:05:01,173 --> 00:05:03,674 who drove that M96 crosstown into the Gristedes? 109 00:05:03,675 --> 00:05:05,609 Yep, they’re super hot right now. 110 00:05:05,610 --> 00:05:07,678 - They are? - Well, I mean, 111 00:05:07,679 --> 00:05:09,747 it’s more about the guys than their clothes. 112 00:05:09,748 --> 00:05:11,382 You know, they have the story behind them. 113 00:05:11,383 --> 00:05:12,883 Junkies-turned-fashion designers. 114 00:05:12,884 --> 00:05:15,286 People buy into the bad-boy thing. 115 00:05:15,287 --> 00:05:16,955 All I see are a bunch of dicks. 116 00:05:16,956 --> 00:05:19,290 Don’t tell me our Jew-minican swagger’s wearing off? 117 00:05:19,291 --> 00:05:20,925 Not at all. You guys are sweet. 118 00:05:20,926 --> 00:05:24,362 Whoa, Ben is sweet. I’m scandalous. 119 00:05:24,363 --> 00:05:27,198 Okay, so we were saying. 120 00:05:27,199 --> 00:05:28,833 - Yes? - How many do you need? 121 00:05:30,768 --> 00:05:32,331 Why don’t we start with two? 122 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,138 Okay, so two dozen? 123 00:05:34,139 --> 00:05:36,307 No, just two. 124 00:05:36,308 --> 00:05:37,910 For now. 125 00:05:46,416 --> 00:05:48,186 Not bad, huh? 126 00:05:48,187 --> 00:05:50,621 You really did it, just like you told us you would. 127 00:05:50,622 --> 00:05:52,123 Yeah. 128 00:05:52,124 --> 00:05:53,925 Billboard looks incredible, boss. 129 00:05:53,926 --> 00:05:55,626 Rasta Monsta! 130 00:05:58,563 --> 00:06:00,431 You’re officially big in the ’hood. 131 00:06:00,432 --> 00:06:02,567 - Not as big as Debbie’s booty. 132 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,904 - What was that? - Boss, I’m kidding. 133 00:06:05,905 --> 00:06:08,772 I thought she was meeting you here to see it go up. 134 00:06:08,773 --> 00:06:10,509 Yeah, so did I. 135 00:06:13,811 --> 00:06:15,547 ( man speaking foreign language ) 136 00:06:21,652 --> 00:06:23,687 Are you-- are you from Senegal? 137 00:06:23,688 --> 00:06:25,189 Because I was just there. 138 00:06:25,190 --> 00:06:26,457 Haiti. 139 00:06:26,458 --> 00:06:28,127 ( resumes speaking foreign language ) 140 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,868 Fucking Tim, man. 141 00:06:37,869 --> 00:06:39,398 He’s a hack photographer. 142 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:40,905 Now he’s a hack designer, 143 00:06:40,906 --> 00:06:42,706 but somehow everybody thinks he’s brilliant. 144 00:06:42,707 --> 00:06:44,542 Well, people eat that downtown dirtbag shit up. 145 00:06:44,543 --> 00:06:45,809 It’s a good story. 146 00:06:45,810 --> 00:06:47,311 Yeah? Really? What’s our story? 147 00:06:47,312 --> 00:06:49,047 - Jew-- - Do not say "Jew-minican," please. 148 00:06:49,048 --> 00:06:52,750 Ben Epstein, a nice boy. Mother loves him. 149 00:06:52,751 --> 00:06:54,718 My moms can’t be our only customer, guys. 150 00:06:54,719 --> 00:06:57,488 We got to do something to get people talking about Crisp. 151 00:06:57,489 --> 00:06:59,357 Selling six T-shirts a month 152 00:06:59,358 --> 00:07:01,059 is not going to cut it, you know? 153 00:07:01,060 --> 00:07:04,328 What if we rock that pop-up shop we talked about? 154 00:07:04,329 --> 00:07:06,164 Yes. Okay. I like that. 155 00:07:06,165 --> 00:07:08,799 Sell some hoodies, get the message out there. 156 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,601 Yeah, we’d have to make it crazy ill, though. 157 00:07:10,602 --> 00:07:12,470 You know, get people talking about us. 158 00:07:12,471 --> 00:07:14,538 One of you needs to get shot. 159 00:07:16,541 --> 00:07:18,542 Okay, you can go with the classic. 160 00:07:18,543 --> 00:07:19,945 Hookers and blow. 161 00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:24,082 You know what? That actually could work. 162 00:07:24,083 --> 00:07:27,051 Not the blow, but what if we got some girls 163 00:07:27,052 --> 00:07:30,554 to do like a little fetish show like we saw in Shinjuku? 164 00:07:30,555 --> 00:07:32,056 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 165 00:07:32,057 --> 00:07:33,657 - Yeah? - Bring Tokyo to the L.E.S. 166 00:07:33,658 --> 00:07:35,159 - I like that. - Yeah, yeah. 167 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,295 And then you know what’ll make it crazy sick? 168 00:07:37,296 --> 00:07:39,531 Is if Jay-Z was there. 169 00:07:41,932 --> 00:07:45,003 No, no, no, no, no, no. My boy Rich from Temple Israel 170 00:07:45,004 --> 00:07:47,371 is practically running Roc Nation right now. 171 00:07:47,372 --> 00:07:49,640 - What? - I’m going to go and give him a call. 172 00:07:49,641 --> 00:07:51,609 Sure, you get us Jigga and you get us geishas, 173 00:07:51,610 --> 00:07:54,979 and I’ll reach out to Obama, see if the homey can make it. 174 00:08:01,153 --> 00:08:04,555 Listen, listen, the best Luther song was... 175 00:08:08,627 --> 00:08:10,161 You’re killing me right now. 176 00:08:10,162 --> 00:08:12,491 As a matter of fact, you’re killing Luther right now. 177 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,998 What the--? 178 00:08:13,999 --> 00:08:15,766 Just wanted to return this to you. 179 00:08:15,767 --> 00:08:18,602 You couldn’t pay me enough to wear it ever again. 180 00:08:18,603 --> 00:08:20,940 Debbie. Debbie, wait. 181 00:08:22,540 --> 00:08:24,442 Mama, mama, where are you going, baby? 182 00:08:24,443 --> 00:08:25,977 Where you going in such a hurry? 183 00:08:25,978 --> 00:08:28,179 - Away from you. - Why are you so angry? 184 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:31,282 Oh, that piece-of-shit wall on Stanton? 185 00:08:31,283 --> 00:08:32,583 You look good up there, baby. 186 00:08:32,584 --> 00:08:33,784 - Oh, do I? - Yeah. 187 00:08:33,785 --> 00:08:34,986 Can you even tell it’s me? 188 00:08:34,987 --> 00:08:36,487 You can barely see my face. 189 00:08:36,488 --> 00:08:38,289 And that is not my booty. 190 00:08:38,290 --> 00:08:40,959 Look, Jabar, he photoshopped it. 191 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,460 They do that for all the billboards. 192 00:08:42,461 --> 00:08:44,062 Even Eva Mendes gets the photoshop. 193 00:08:44,063 --> 00:08:47,131 You told me that I was going to be the face of Rasta Monsta. 194 00:08:47,132 --> 00:08:49,367 And for some dumb reason, I decided to believe you. 195 00:08:49,368 --> 00:08:51,369 Look, look, I took a poll of all the pictures, 196 00:08:51,370 --> 00:08:53,471 and we all agreed that’s the best one. 197 00:08:53,472 --> 00:08:54,672 Be proud. 198 00:08:54,673 --> 00:08:56,874 Enjoy your pervert billboard, 199 00:08:56,875 --> 00:09:00,344 because you’re not getting near my booty ever again. 200 00:09:00,345 --> 00:09:02,246 Debbie. 201 00:09:02,247 --> 00:09:04,115 Debbie! 202 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:13,324 So you think this girl will do our fetish show? 203 00:09:13,325 --> 00:09:14,927 Trust me. 204 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:19,730 ♪ You believe me Yeah, bitch, believe me ♪ 205 00:09:19,731 --> 00:09:21,765 ♪ Hey, yo It’s me and Spank Rock ♪ 206 00:09:21,766 --> 00:09:23,501 ♪ We always popping it hot ♪ 207 00:09:23,502 --> 00:09:25,669 ♪ He gets the ladies in line ♪ 208 00:09:25,670 --> 00:09:27,138 ♪ I got you riding my jock ♪ 209 00:09:27,139 --> 00:09:29,173 ♪ I keep it dirty Not like Fergie ♪ 210 00:09:29,174 --> 00:09:31,142 ♪ Ain’t the Black Eyed Peas This shit ain’t happy ♪ 211 00:09:31,143 --> 00:09:33,677 ♪ I’m a trashy Boastful bitch MC ♪ 212 00:09:33,678 --> 00:09:35,479 ♪ My rhymes Are painfully fresh ♪ 213 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,015 ♪ My pussy’s tasting the best ♪ 214 00:09:37,016 --> 00:09:39,417 Absolutely not. That’s disgusting. 215 00:09:39,418 --> 00:09:41,652 Ben, I thought you were fucking around about the eels. 216 00:09:41,653 --> 00:09:43,087 Okay, okay, forget the eels. 217 00:09:43,088 --> 00:09:45,256 Look, we just want something edgy and shocking, 218 00:09:45,257 --> 00:09:48,659 like this-- like this authentic fetish show we saw in Shinjuku. 219 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:50,328 Okay. 220 00:09:50,329 --> 00:09:51,930 That’s kind of fun. 221 00:09:51,931 --> 00:09:54,698 Maybe we can do something "about fetish," 222 00:09:54,699 --> 00:09:56,800 but still completely post-feminist. 223 00:09:56,801 --> 00:09:58,869 Yes, about fetish. 224 00:09:58,870 --> 00:10:02,173 If you still, you know, wear the outfits and, like, 225 00:10:02,174 --> 00:10:04,275 torture each other. 226 00:10:04,276 --> 00:10:06,277 Gently-- gently torture. 227 00:10:06,278 --> 00:10:10,015 You want me to gently torture Jin Suk? 228 00:10:11,916 --> 00:10:14,252 Miss Tomako, bear with us here. 229 00:10:14,253 --> 00:10:17,255 Would it clear your feminist conscience 230 00:10:17,256 --> 00:10:20,258 if we donated some of that Cali Kush you love so much? 231 00:10:20,259 --> 00:10:21,492 I know it’s your fave. 232 00:10:32,669 --> 00:10:36,607 Yo, did you get my email about taking the day off on Friday? 233 00:10:36,608 --> 00:10:38,242 No. 234 00:10:38,243 --> 00:10:41,745 It must have got caught in my not-a-shot-in-hell mail folder. 235 00:10:41,746 --> 00:10:43,414 - Oh, well. - Rene, come on. 236 00:10:43,415 --> 00:10:44,715 I’m having a pop-up shop. 237 00:10:44,716 --> 00:10:46,584 You’re having a Pop-Tart what? 238 00:10:46,585 --> 00:10:48,552 Pop-up shop. 239 00:10:48,553 --> 00:10:50,989 Me and Ben are gonna take over this storefront for a few hours 240 00:10:50,990 --> 00:10:53,457 to sell our new hoodies and to show people what Crisp is about. 241 00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:54,926 I need the day to set it up. 242 00:10:54,927 --> 00:10:58,096 You need a day to settle your accounts payable 243 00:10:58,097 --> 00:11:00,798 with my Korean grocers out in Flushing. 244 00:11:00,799 --> 00:11:02,166 Let your boyfriend Ben handle it. 245 00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:03,662 It’s too much for Ben to do it alone. 246 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:07,072 It’s going to be a big fashion event. 247 00:11:08,172 --> 00:11:09,441 A fashion event? 248 00:11:11,543 --> 00:11:13,212 On Orchard Street? 249 00:11:14,806 --> 00:11:16,675 Okay, maybe I could let you take the day off 250 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,616 if you push Rasta Monsta at your party. 251 00:11:18,617 --> 00:11:21,519 I’m talking signs, cutouts, bottle displays. 252 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,321 You’re really going to make me do that? 253 00:11:23,322 --> 00:11:25,223 You want the day off? Hell, yeah. 254 00:11:25,224 --> 00:11:27,992 And I want to show up to check it out personally. 255 00:11:27,993 --> 00:11:30,161 So put me on your little guest list 256 00:11:30,162 --> 00:11:32,363 for me plus four, okay, papi? 257 00:11:32,364 --> 00:11:34,166 Café, Mama. 258 00:11:37,734 --> 00:11:40,338 Dude, this is definitely doing something weird to my boobs. 259 00:11:40,339 --> 00:11:42,373 Yeah, it’s making them look large and perfect. 260 00:11:42,374 --> 00:11:44,042 Oh. 261 00:11:44,043 --> 00:11:45,910 You know I haven’t, like, called anyone, 262 00:11:45,911 --> 00:11:47,946 so nobody knows that I’m-- I’m back. 263 00:11:47,947 --> 00:11:49,880 It’s better that way. Incognito. 264 00:11:49,881 --> 00:11:51,115 I don’t know, Lulu. 265 00:11:51,116 --> 00:11:54,218 You know what sucks about traveling? 266 00:11:54,219 --> 00:11:55,453 No. 267 00:11:55,454 --> 00:11:56,820 Coming home. 268 00:11:56,821 --> 00:11:58,489 I mean, I feel like when I was out there, 269 00:11:58,490 --> 00:12:01,025 I-- I had my shit figured out, you know? 270 00:12:01,026 --> 00:12:03,894 And now that I’m back, it’s just, like, 271 00:12:03,895 --> 00:12:05,129 can I get a job? 272 00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:07,398 You know, should I hit this party? 273 00:12:07,399 --> 00:12:09,133 Can I afford Direct TV? 274 00:12:09,134 --> 00:12:11,970 You know, it’s like... oh, I never fucking left. 275 00:12:11,971 --> 00:12:14,438 Well, I think your boobs got bigger. 276 00:12:14,439 --> 00:12:15,839 No, it’s this dress. 277 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,408 It’s too titular. 278 00:12:17,409 --> 00:12:20,178 Try the Phillip Lim. It’s super cute. 279 00:12:20,179 --> 00:12:22,146 I can’t believe Ben has a line now. 280 00:12:22,147 --> 00:12:23,814 Your boy’s talented. 281 00:12:23,815 --> 00:12:28,619 Does he-- does he know that I’m-- I’m coming to the--? 282 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,455 - No idea. - You didn’t RSVP plus one? 283 00:12:31,456 --> 00:12:33,491 It’s a pop-up shop on Orchard. 284 00:12:33,492 --> 00:12:35,126 I’m pretty sure it’s open to the public. 285 00:12:35,127 --> 00:12:36,660 Yeah, but I’m not exactly the public. 286 00:12:36,661 --> 00:12:38,029 Oh, please. 287 00:12:38,030 --> 00:12:39,463 D.J.: Yeah, what’s up, everybody? 288 00:12:39,464 --> 00:12:40,999 Forty-deuce Radio, EVR.com. 289 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,901 We got D.J. Scarlizzy from Cali-- 290 00:12:42,902 --> 00:12:44,235 Scarleezy. Straight up. 291 00:12:44,236 --> 00:12:45,764 D.J.: D.J. Scarleezy, I’m sorry. 292 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,105 You have that gangster look about you. 293 00:12:47,106 --> 00:12:48,606 - You have to keep that going. - Yeah. 294 00:12:48,607 --> 00:12:50,741 And I’m going to ask you, what record inspired you 295 00:12:50,742 --> 00:12:52,143 to become a D.J.? 296 00:12:52,144 --> 00:12:54,478 Well, I guess the record that really made me 297 00:12:54,479 --> 00:12:58,416 want to become a D.J. was "Straight Outta Compton." 298 00:12:58,417 --> 00:12:59,951 Maybe it’s because I’m from Cali too. 299 00:12:59,952 --> 00:13:01,585 How you liking the streets of New York? 300 00:13:01,586 --> 00:13:03,887 - Love it. - D.J.: Can you roll a blunt? 301 00:13:03,888 --> 00:13:06,824 - One-handed, bitch. - All right. Hang out with us right after the show. 302 00:13:06,825 --> 00:13:09,760 This is Forty-deuce Radio. You’re listening to EVR.com. 303 00:13:09,761 --> 00:13:12,830 Yeah, the most beautiful hooded sweatshirts 304 00:13:12,831 --> 00:13:14,933 the world has ever seen, imported from Japan. 305 00:13:14,934 --> 00:13:16,500 - We just got back, actually. - For real? 306 00:13:16,501 --> 00:13:19,203 Yeah. We got some girls that we brought back with us too. 307 00:13:19,204 --> 00:13:21,239 They’re going to be at the pop-up shop tomorrow night 308 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,041 doing this crazy fetish show 309 00:13:23,042 --> 00:13:24,442 like you’ve never seen in America. 310 00:13:24,443 --> 00:13:26,310 You got to come down and check it out. 311 00:13:26,311 --> 00:13:28,546 ( sound effect of spring boinging ) 312 00:13:28,547 --> 00:13:29,780 So how does that work, fellas? 313 00:13:29,781 --> 00:13:31,115 I go to your store, 314 00:13:31,116 --> 00:13:32,850 I could buy a hooded sweatshirt in the front 315 00:13:32,851 --> 00:13:34,552 and pee on a schoolgirl in the back? 316 00:13:34,553 --> 00:13:37,655 Ha! Yeah, no, I mean, I can’t exactly say on air, 317 00:13:37,656 --> 00:13:41,125 but whatever happens in the back stays in the back. 318 00:13:41,126 --> 00:13:42,821 ( sound effect of spring boinging ) 319 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:45,263 D.J.: All right, anything else we need to know about tomorrow? 320 00:13:45,264 --> 00:13:48,433 Yeah, Jay-Z will be in the building. 321 00:13:50,201 --> 00:13:52,536 He might-- he might be in the building, 322 00:13:52,537 --> 00:13:54,072 because we’re reaching out to him. 323 00:13:55,274 --> 00:13:56,774 Why are you melting down right now? 324 00:13:56,775 --> 00:13:58,476 I’m not melting down. I’m starting a buzz. 325 00:13:58,477 --> 00:14:00,378 - That’s what that was? - Look, if we don’t sell 326 00:14:00,379 --> 00:14:02,280 some hoodies tomorrow, we’re fucked, okay? 327 00:14:02,281 --> 00:14:04,415 - Literally dead broke. - We’re gonna be fine tomorrow. 328 00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:06,817 But we can’t be on the radio acting desperate like that. 329 00:14:06,818 --> 00:14:08,219 Yo, who’s acting? 330 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:09,954 The account is empty and the bills are due. 331 00:14:09,955 --> 00:14:11,522 Nobody in New York knows who the fuck we are. 332 00:14:11,523 --> 00:14:13,191 They’re going to find out. We got this. 333 00:14:13,192 --> 00:14:14,853 Yeah, well, we’re holding on by a thread. 334 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,361 Don’t hold on so tight. 335 00:14:32,644 --> 00:14:33,912 Was that too hard? 336 00:14:33,913 --> 00:14:35,914 - What? - Was that too hard? 337 00:14:35,915 --> 00:14:37,382 - No. - Oh. 338 00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:41,452 - Whoa! Okay. 339 00:14:41,453 --> 00:14:45,356 I didn’t realize you were such a spanker. 340 00:14:51,462 --> 00:14:55,167 Do you think, like, I’m too nice to make it as a designer? 341 00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:59,604 Wow. Were you just practicing being edgy on my ass? 342 00:15:01,506 --> 00:15:02,942 Sorry. 343 00:15:05,109 --> 00:15:06,710 Don’t be. 344 00:15:06,711 --> 00:15:09,248 I actually kind of liked it. 345 00:15:11,816 --> 00:15:13,585 I like that you’re nice. 346 00:15:34,839 --> 00:15:36,374 What do you want? 347 00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:39,144 I was in the area. I wanted to give you these. 348 00:15:41,446 --> 00:15:42,846 Thanks. 349 00:15:42,847 --> 00:15:44,648 Why are you so upset? 350 00:15:44,649 --> 00:15:46,717 Because I thought that you of all people 351 00:15:46,718 --> 00:15:49,320 would at least choose a picture that had my smile in it. 352 00:15:49,321 --> 00:15:50,950 I thought you had my back. 353 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,323 I’m trying to build a career too. 354 00:15:52,324 --> 00:15:54,692 I do. That was just one billboard. 355 00:15:54,693 --> 00:15:56,928 Look, we’re going to have an in-store display next month. 356 00:15:56,929 --> 00:16:00,098 I told myself, if he chooses a pretty photo, he’s a good guy. 357 00:16:00,099 --> 00:16:01,799 If he uses a booty photo, 358 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,135 he’s just like the rest of the losers I’ve dated. 359 00:16:04,136 --> 00:16:06,037 I am a good guy, Debbie. That’s why I’m here, 360 00:16:06,038 --> 00:16:07,805 to apologize and make it up to you. 361 00:16:07,806 --> 00:16:09,040 And how you going to do that? 362 00:16:09,041 --> 00:16:11,275 Take you to a fashion event tonight, 363 00:16:11,276 --> 00:16:14,679 introduce you to some up-and-coming designers. 364 00:16:18,015 --> 00:16:20,019 - For real? - Mm-hmm. 365 00:16:23,921 --> 00:16:25,489 Your fetish girls better be a hit. 366 00:16:25,490 --> 00:16:27,225 These handcuffs were not cheap. 367 00:16:27,226 --> 00:16:29,760 Yo, trust me it’s going to give us the edge we need. 368 00:16:29,761 --> 00:16:31,229 Worth every penny. 369 00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:33,464 Yo, did I tell you that Rene might come tonight? 370 00:16:33,465 --> 00:16:35,995 Tell me we’re not serving Rasta Monsta at the bar. 371 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,668 It’s a good chaser. 372 00:16:37,669 --> 00:16:39,537 Cam, you’re killing us. 373 00:16:39,538 --> 00:16:41,605 Tonight was supposed to be about Crisp, 374 00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:42,941 our New York debut. 375 00:16:42,942 --> 00:16:46,005 I promise you won’t even know he’s there. 376 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,079 Oh, shit, look. 377 00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,382 Neanderthals. 378 00:16:52,283 --> 00:16:54,618 See, that actually would be a good look for us 379 00:16:54,619 --> 00:16:55,619 to have there tonight. 380 00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:57,389 - They look homeless. - Shut up. 381 00:16:58,589 --> 00:17:02,160 Hey, yo, Tim, what’s up, man? 382 00:17:02,161 --> 00:17:03,594 Ben, Gingy’s friend. 383 00:17:03,595 --> 00:17:05,463 Oh, yeah. Hey, man, how you doing? 384 00:17:05,464 --> 00:17:07,798 Yeah, man, you guys are killing it with those Neanderthal tees. 385 00:17:07,799 --> 00:17:10,234 - I’m feeling them. - Man, every T-shirt we ever made sucks. 386 00:17:10,235 --> 00:17:12,370 We’re over tees. 387 00:17:12,371 --> 00:17:15,106 We’re trying to get into a proper haberdashery. 388 00:17:15,107 --> 00:17:17,341 Haberdashery. 389 00:17:17,342 --> 00:17:18,876 Yeah, man. Custom men’s tailoring. 390 00:17:18,877 --> 00:17:21,345 T-shirts are for kids. 391 00:17:21,346 --> 00:17:22,914 Hey, so we’re having an event tonight. 392 00:17:22,915 --> 00:17:24,148 We’re launching our new hoodies. 393 00:17:24,149 --> 00:17:25,649 You guys should come check it out. 394 00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:27,151 186 Orchard Street. 395 00:17:27,152 --> 00:17:29,353 Japanese fetish girls and free beer. 396 00:17:29,354 --> 00:17:31,489 You guys want to hit this? 397 00:17:31,490 --> 00:17:33,557 Hell, yeah. 398 00:17:33,558 --> 00:17:35,160 Thanks, man. 399 00:17:37,794 --> 00:17:39,197 - I’m good. - You’re good? 400 00:17:45,937 --> 00:17:47,705 ♪ What y’all niggas want? ♪ 401 00:17:47,706 --> 00:17:49,507 All right, all right, all right. 402 00:17:49,508 --> 00:17:51,709 You guys are looking just perfect. 403 00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:54,212 You’re going to be awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome. 404 00:17:54,213 --> 00:17:55,746 Up high, huh? 405 00:17:55,747 --> 00:17:58,182 Okay, on behalf of Crisp, I really have to thank you 406 00:17:58,183 --> 00:18:00,079 for contributing your very special talents 407 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,986 to this very special night. 408 00:18:01,987 --> 00:18:03,787 Thank you. That’s very sweet. 409 00:18:03,788 --> 00:18:05,023 Who are you? 410 00:18:05,024 --> 00:18:06,524 - I’m David Kaplan. - Katie. 411 00:18:06,525 --> 00:18:08,792 - Can I borrow you for a second? - Yeah, no problem. 412 00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:11,129 Have you heard from Ben and Cam? I keep getting voicemail. 413 00:18:11,130 --> 00:18:12,997 No, I thought they were just avoiding me. 414 00:18:12,998 --> 00:18:16,167 No, no, no. Well, look, I need you to help me get it popping 415 00:18:16,168 --> 00:18:18,097 until Dolce & Gabbana decide to show up. 416 00:18:18,098 --> 00:18:20,571 - You got it. - They invited every showroom in New York City. 417 00:18:20,572 --> 00:18:22,707 I know it. My little matzo balls are stepping it up. 418 00:18:25,909 --> 00:18:27,511 MAN OVER P.A.: Ladies and gentlemen, 419 00:18:27,512 --> 00:18:29,213 we apologize for the unavoidable delay. 420 00:18:30,549 --> 00:18:32,350 How much longer are we gonna be stuck here? 421 00:18:32,351 --> 00:18:34,352 I knew we should have taken a cab. 422 00:18:34,353 --> 00:18:36,116 Now we’re going to be late. 423 00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:39,590 Yo, how cool is little man right there, 424 00:18:39,591 --> 00:18:43,027 just chilling with his Jesus piece and his mom? 425 00:18:43,028 --> 00:18:45,463 Yeah, he’s got some swag for a little dude. 426 00:18:45,464 --> 00:18:47,266 I had more at his age. 427 00:18:48,532 --> 00:18:50,401 Should I have invited my mom tonight, 428 00:18:50,402 --> 00:18:52,504 or is that not Crisp? 429 00:18:53,804 --> 00:18:56,375 Crisp, Crisp. 430 00:18:57,507 --> 00:18:59,677 What does Crisp even mean? 431 00:18:59,678 --> 00:19:03,114 All this time, we never even came up with a real answer. 432 00:19:03,115 --> 00:19:05,316 Now we got these fetish girls, 433 00:19:05,317 --> 00:19:07,251 but I don’t know, man. 434 00:19:07,252 --> 00:19:09,720 Are people just going to see through that? 435 00:19:09,721 --> 00:19:12,357 Is anyone even going to show up? 436 00:19:14,225 --> 00:19:15,759 Would it be weird if I asked little man 437 00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,157 where he got his boots? 438 00:19:18,195 --> 00:19:20,231 How dope are those boots? 439 00:19:20,232 --> 00:19:22,161 Ben, chill out, man. 440 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,203 Was I just yelling? 441 00:19:25,904 --> 00:19:27,738 Oh. 442 00:19:27,739 --> 00:19:29,168 Oh, fuck. 443 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:31,609 Oh, fuck, I think I’m too high. 444 00:19:31,610 --> 00:19:34,712 Why would you smoke with the Neanderthals anyway? 445 00:19:34,713 --> 00:19:36,647 Who knows what kind of crack they put in that shit? 446 00:19:36,648 --> 00:19:38,449 All right, just be nice to me right now, okay? 447 00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:40,484 I think I’m having a heart attack. 448 00:19:40,485 --> 00:19:42,786 Are we underwater right now? 449 00:19:42,787 --> 00:19:44,223 Am I yelling? 450 00:19:45,322 --> 00:19:47,326 I gotta go. I gotta go. 451 00:19:48,492 --> 00:19:50,189 ♪ Your feelings changed ♪ 452 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,830 ♪ Like the weather ♪ 453 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,265 ♪ Went from clear to gray ♪ 454 00:19:54,266 --> 00:19:56,534 ♪ On that cloudy day ♪ 455 00:19:56,535 --> 00:19:59,337 ♪ How can I go on With that bomb in the palm? ♪ 456 00:20:00,539 --> 00:20:02,340 ♪ Love’s so hard to find ♪ 457 00:20:02,341 --> 00:20:04,342 ♪ When someone’s on your mind ♪ 458 00:20:04,343 --> 00:20:07,045 ♪ Listen, baby ♪ 459 00:20:07,046 --> 00:20:09,481 - 460 00:20:10,848 --> 00:20:14,213 ♪ Baby, won’t you understand ♪ 461 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:17,621 You told me this was a fashion event. 462 00:20:17,622 --> 00:20:19,490 It’s called a pop-up shop. 463 00:20:19,491 --> 00:20:21,425 It’s the latest thing. 464 00:20:21,426 --> 00:20:23,394 Well, these people look dirty to me. 465 00:20:23,395 --> 00:20:25,864 I’mma kill you if I get bedbugs up in here. 466 00:20:29,099 --> 00:20:33,037 ♪ Of problems that Have a tendency to keep ♪ 467 00:20:33,038 --> 00:20:35,173 - 468 00:20:35,174 --> 00:20:37,541 ♪ Far from our minds ♪ 469 00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:40,512 ♪ You need someone You can believe in ♪ 470 00:20:41,545 --> 00:20:43,242 ♪ This I do declare ♪ 471 00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:46,150 ♪ Trust me, I’ll be there ♪ 472 00:20:46,151 --> 00:20:48,652 You see? Your heart works, your lung works. 473 00:20:48,653 --> 00:20:50,121 Everything works. Nothing to be scared of. 474 00:20:50,122 --> 00:20:52,223 No, dude, seriously, I need to get off this train 475 00:20:52,224 --> 00:20:53,925 and into a hospital, like, now! 476 00:20:53,926 --> 00:20:55,254 Now! 477 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,694 You know what you do with him? 478 00:20:56,695 --> 00:20:58,496 Dunk his head in some water for five seconds. 479 00:20:58,497 --> 00:21:00,965 When he comes up for air, he’s good as new. 480 00:21:00,966 --> 00:21:03,234 I used to trip the fuck out in my day too. 481 00:21:03,235 --> 00:21:05,536 Smoking sherm and going crazy. 482 00:21:05,537 --> 00:21:07,405 I got your back, dude. 483 00:21:07,406 --> 00:21:08,873 I gotta get off. 484 00:21:10,741 --> 00:21:12,243 Yo, you got a cigarette? 485 00:21:12,244 --> 00:21:14,078 You got a dollar? 486 00:21:14,079 --> 00:21:15,547 - Yo! - Ben! 487 00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:18,682 Ben! Ben! Ben! 488 00:21:18,683 --> 00:21:20,785 Oh, shit. 489 00:21:23,287 --> 00:21:24,888 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 490 00:21:24,889 --> 00:21:26,090 Oh, my God. 491 00:21:27,426 --> 00:21:29,393 Hey, Ben! 492 00:21:29,394 --> 00:21:32,563 Excuse me. Emergency. 493 00:21:32,564 --> 00:21:35,066 Fucking great! Ben! 494 00:21:35,067 --> 00:21:37,368 Fuck. Shit, man. 495 00:21:39,271 --> 00:21:41,005 Aww, shit. 496 00:21:41,006 --> 00:21:43,707 ♪ Bounce, you’ve got That nasty bounce ♪ 497 00:21:43,708 --> 00:21:45,576 ♪ Don’t make My kitty pounce ♪ 498 00:21:45,577 --> 00:21:48,346 ♪ Oh, bounce, little kitty Bounce, little kitty ♪ 499 00:21:48,347 --> 00:21:50,348 How do you know these people? 500 00:21:50,349 --> 00:21:52,917 My boyfriend actually owns the brand. 501 00:21:52,918 --> 00:21:54,685 Oh, that’s so sick. You have a boyfriend. 502 00:21:54,686 --> 00:21:56,720 - Yes, I do. - Who do you date? 503 00:21:56,721 --> 00:21:58,622 - Do you date Cam? - Ben. 504 00:21:58,623 --> 00:22:00,392 Ben? 505 00:22:01,826 --> 00:22:03,762 I’ll just go fuck myself. 506 00:22:06,297 --> 00:22:07,431 Okay. 507 00:22:07,432 --> 00:22:08,900 Hey, you’re-- 508 00:22:08,901 --> 00:22:10,834 so you’re Ben’s girlfriend? 509 00:22:10,835 --> 00:22:12,403 Yes. 510 00:22:12,404 --> 00:22:14,538 I’m Rachel. We used to... 511 00:22:14,539 --> 00:22:16,540 - a while back. - Oh, you’re-- 512 00:22:16,541 --> 00:22:18,776 you’re that Rachel. 513 00:22:18,777 --> 00:22:21,012 Maybe, depending on what he’s told you. 514 00:22:21,013 --> 00:22:22,213 Hi. 515 00:22:22,214 --> 00:22:23,814 Is he here or--? 516 00:22:23,815 --> 00:22:26,384 - Because I haven’t-- - No, strangely he’s not. 517 00:22:26,385 --> 00:22:28,920 Oh, okay, well... 518 00:22:28,921 --> 00:22:32,390 Hey, do you want to freak him out? 519 00:22:32,391 --> 00:22:34,758 I’m all right. 520 00:22:34,759 --> 00:22:36,527 Let’s do it. Come on, it’s going to be good. 521 00:22:36,528 --> 00:22:38,296 ♪ Don’t make my kitty pounce ♪ 522 00:22:38,297 --> 00:22:41,599 ♪ Oh, bounce, little kitty Bounce, little kitty ♪ 523 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,469 - Oh, he is? - He is my boy for real. 524 00:22:46,270 --> 00:22:47,638 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You’re-- 525 00:22:47,639 --> 00:22:49,073 you’re Rene, right? 526 00:22:49,074 --> 00:22:50,641 Who’s asking? 527 00:22:50,642 --> 00:22:53,044 Oh, I’m David Kaplan. Friend of Cam’s. 528 00:22:53,045 --> 00:22:56,047 Hey, I’m totally fucking hooked, man. 529 00:22:56,048 --> 00:22:59,017 I’m drinking, like, four cans a day. 530 00:22:59,018 --> 00:23:00,651 Basically pissing red, yellow and green. 531 00:23:00,652 --> 00:23:03,989 - Go for five, papo. - Yeah! 532 00:23:08,493 --> 00:23:10,728 Ah-ha! You see how beautiful? 533 00:23:10,729 --> 00:23:12,663 That’s the face of Rasta Monsta. 534 00:23:12,664 --> 00:23:15,099 - Next billboard, 535 00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:17,396 I promise you’ll see it. 536 00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:20,738 Watch, I bet you my smile sells more cans than my booty. 537 00:23:20,739 --> 00:23:23,402 Ooh, I wouldn’t go that far. 538 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,977 Just kidding, baby. Take it easy. 539 00:23:25,978 --> 00:23:27,645 Excuse you. 540 00:23:27,646 --> 00:23:32,283 Oh, me? Your tush, it’s been taunting me all night. 541 00:23:35,819 --> 00:23:38,389 Oh, yo, is that-- oh, is that your lady? 542 00:23:38,390 --> 00:23:39,823 Oh, my bad, bro. No-- 543 00:23:39,824 --> 00:23:41,625 What the fuck is wrong with you, huh? 544 00:23:41,626 --> 00:23:43,027 No, I didn’t-- 545 00:23:43,028 --> 00:23:44,595 Ow. 546 00:23:44,596 --> 00:23:47,066 - Shoot him. Shoot him. - I got you. 547 00:23:54,305 --> 00:23:56,374 Hey, you think this could work? 548 00:23:56,375 --> 00:23:58,142 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, go. - Okay. 549 00:23:58,143 --> 00:24:00,111 Wait, do it with me. 550 00:24:00,112 --> 00:24:02,580 No, I got to watch so you don’t drown. 551 00:24:02,581 --> 00:24:04,048 No. No, come on, please do this with me. 552 00:24:04,049 --> 00:24:05,583 I’m freaking out. Come on, man! 553 00:24:05,584 --> 00:24:07,585 You’re killing me, man. 554 00:24:07,586 --> 00:24:09,220 - Come on! - Okay, okay. 555 00:24:09,221 --> 00:24:11,322 - Count of three. - Okay. 556 00:24:11,323 --> 00:24:14,325 - One, two... - One, two... 557 00:24:14,326 --> 00:24:15,727 - ...three. - Shit! 558 00:24:21,566 --> 00:24:23,068 You’re good? 559 00:24:36,414 --> 00:24:38,016 What? 560 00:24:38,017 --> 00:24:39,550 This is Crisp. 561 00:24:39,551 --> 00:24:41,480 This is our story right here. 562 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:44,188 - Temporary insanity? - No, loyalty. 563 00:24:44,189 --> 00:24:47,258 You think the Brooks Brothers had each other’s backs like this? 564 00:24:47,259 --> 00:24:48,928 No! 565 00:24:52,963 --> 00:24:55,599 Well, well, well. Bonjour, Rachel. 566 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,735 - Ca va? - Bonjour, Domingo. 567 00:24:57,736 --> 00:24:59,170 - How you doing, girl? - I’m good. 568 00:24:59,171 --> 00:25:00,471 You look good. 569 00:25:00,472 --> 00:25:02,106 How’s the dog-walking business going? 570 00:25:02,107 --> 00:25:04,943 Good, good. You know, I got a little schnauzer up in the mix. 571 00:25:04,944 --> 00:25:06,777 - Right on. - I got some eggs in other baskets. 572 00:25:06,778 --> 00:25:09,981 - Green baskets. - Like reclaimed fabric, or--? 573 00:25:09,982 --> 00:25:11,916 No, not at all. I sell weed on the side. 574 00:25:11,917 --> 00:25:13,317 - Ah, gotcha. - Yeah, so, 575 00:25:13,318 --> 00:25:15,119 you ever need anything, a’ight? 576 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:16,187 Oh, all right. 577 00:25:16,188 --> 00:25:18,356 "Domingo Dean, Canines and Cannabis" 578 00:25:18,357 --> 00:25:20,058 Yeah, I came up with that myself. 579 00:25:20,059 --> 00:25:21,125 Guilty as charged. 580 00:25:21,126 --> 00:25:22,693 - That’s really good. - Yeah. 581 00:25:22,694 --> 00:25:24,523 My man, please. 582 00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:26,630 You spill it, we bill it, okay? 583 00:25:26,631 --> 00:25:28,499 Please keep the brew away from the merch. 584 00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,102 Thank you. 585 00:25:31,235 --> 00:25:32,905 - I don’t get it. - I mean... 586 00:25:42,146 --> 00:25:43,647 Yo, bro, what the hell are you doing? 587 00:25:43,648 --> 00:25:45,016 What? You heard what Rene said. 588 00:25:45,017 --> 00:25:46,584 He was kidding. What’s wrong with you? 589 00:25:46,585 --> 00:25:47,919 I don’t know if he was kidding. 590 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,420 You’re always trying to be a cowboy. 591 00:25:49,421 --> 00:25:51,355 Put that shit away. 592 00:26:14,111 --> 00:26:15,846 Are you seeing this or am I still high? 593 00:26:15,847 --> 00:26:17,381 No, no, no, I see it too. 594 00:26:17,382 --> 00:26:18,749 Where have you been? 595 00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:20,618 We were all worried sick about you guys. 596 00:26:20,619 --> 00:26:22,153 You okay? 597 00:26:22,154 --> 00:26:23,922 Why are you-- you’re all wet. 598 00:26:23,923 --> 00:26:25,489 Yeah, it’s kind of a crazy story. 599 00:26:25,490 --> 00:26:26,925 How gangsta. 600 00:26:26,926 --> 00:26:29,093 You didn’t even show up at your own party. 601 00:26:29,094 --> 00:26:30,590 The cops did. 602 00:26:32,664 --> 00:26:33,797 Hey. 603 00:26:33,798 --> 00:26:35,199 - You’re back. - Yeah. Hi. 604 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,467 - Hey. - Aw, God. 605 00:26:36,468 --> 00:26:39,170 Crisp is awesome, man. Seriously, it’s great. 606 00:26:39,171 --> 00:26:40,571 I had no idea. 607 00:26:40,572 --> 00:26:42,540 Thanks. This is Julie. 608 00:26:42,541 --> 00:26:43,841 - We met. - We met. 609 00:26:43,842 --> 00:26:45,977 You have? That’s great. 610 00:26:45,978 --> 00:26:47,745 Hi, are you Ben? 611 00:26:47,746 --> 00:26:50,781 - Yes. - Hi, Andy Sussman. 612 00:26:50,782 --> 00:26:52,283 Small-world story: my father Jerry 613 00:26:52,284 --> 00:26:54,652 is friends with your father from Brooklyn College. 614 00:26:54,653 --> 00:26:56,687 Oh, that’s very cool. 615 00:26:56,688 --> 00:26:59,723 Thank you for supporting this event. 616 00:26:59,724 --> 00:27:01,692 Oh, no, of course. Of course. 617 00:27:01,693 --> 00:27:02,994 Yeah, I like what you did here 618 00:27:02,995 --> 00:27:04,462 with the girls and the sweatshirts. 619 00:27:04,463 --> 00:27:05,563 Oh, yeah. 620 00:27:05,564 --> 00:27:07,098 Yeah. 621 00:27:07,099 --> 00:27:08,832 We have a showroom you should come see 622 00:27:08,833 --> 00:27:10,134 if you’re ever in Midtown. 623 00:27:10,135 --> 00:27:11,535 I’d like to talk to you guys 624 00:27:11,536 --> 00:27:13,771 about being your sales rep. 625 00:27:13,772 --> 00:27:16,340 - Oh. - Let’s talk next week. 626 00:27:16,341 --> 00:27:17,942 - Yes. 627 00:27:17,943 --> 00:27:19,477 - Yeah. - Will do. 628 00:27:19,478 --> 00:27:20,678 - All right. - Okay. 629 00:27:20,679 --> 00:27:22,246 Nice meeting you folks. 630 00:27:22,247 --> 00:27:23,447 - Yeah. - Peace. 631 00:27:23,448 --> 00:27:25,483 So, boychicks, 632 00:27:25,484 --> 00:27:28,286 I-I-I got to give you the good news/bad news of tonight. 633 00:27:28,287 --> 00:27:31,022 The bad news was there was a bit of a shootout. 634 00:27:31,023 --> 00:27:33,757 But the good news was Crisp sold 635 00:27:33,758 --> 00:27:36,127 55 units tonight. 636 00:27:36,128 --> 00:27:37,996 Fifty-five’s a good start. 637 00:27:37,997 --> 00:27:39,397 That’s a great start! 638 00:27:39,398 --> 00:27:40,999 Damn right. 639 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,566 Why don’t you relax? You look stressed. 640 00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:44,735 I’m good. 641 00:27:44,736 --> 00:27:46,470 I’ll take that. Thank you. 642 00:27:46,471 --> 00:27:48,840 Partake. Partake. 643 00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:52,343 Crisp, baby! 644 00:27:52,344 --> 00:27:54,179 - Bye. - Bye. 47342