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♪ I need a dollar, dollar ♪

♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

-
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♪ Dollar, a dollar
That’s what I need ♪

♪ Said I need a dollar
Dollar ♪

♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

♪ And if I share with you
My story ♪

♪ Would you share
Your dollar with me? ♪

♪ Well, I don’t know if
I’m walking on solid ground ♪

♪ And all I want
Is for someone ♪

♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

♪ And if I share with you
My story ♪

♪ Would you share
Your dollar with me? ♪

Shit.

I’m kind of in the middle
of something, Cam.

I know. I’m sorry.
Tell Julie I said I’m sorry too.

- What’s up?
- A’ight, so you remember

those Dave Matthews tickets
I was supposed to get to scalp
for the vig money?

- Yeah.
- I didn’t get ’em.

- Oh, Jesus.
- I know. It’s not
good right now.

But I’m gonna go see Rene,
tell him we don’t got the 300.

But I could use some
Jewish muscle with me.

Yeah, okay.
I’ll see you in 30.

Cool.

- You okay?
- Yeah.

There’s a meeting
I forgot about.

T-shirts?

No.

Something else.

So, what are you doing later?

Getting ready
to leave tomorrow.

Yeah? Where are you going?

Driving to Baltimore.

My best friend’s getting
married there Sunday.

She rented out this ballroom
at some historic hotel.

Apparently we’re going
to party like it’s 1899.

B-more. That’s a long drive.

It is to do alone.

- Hello?

The beverage Jews.

What’s good, fellas?

So our legal team
reviewed the terms,

and it looks like you’re gonna
get your buyout, Rene.

Excellent, excellent.

Listen, so when you want
your money?

As soon as we get the go-ahead
from John Lardner.

Who’s that?

He’s the owner
of L.F. Beverages, Rene.

It’s the company that
actually owns Rasta Monsta.

He needs to approve you
as a licensee.

He flew in from Jamaica
to meet you.

I’m not talking to nobody.

You guys talk to him,
make it happen, okay?

This is standard practice,
buddy.

We’re not trying to hustle you.

We’re not gangsters.
We’re not thugs.

We’re Jews.

We want this deal to happen,
Rene,

but it’s John Lardner’s
decision in the end.

Where-- where he want
to meet me?

The Oak Room
at the Plaza at 7:00 p.m.

And then after that
it’s all good, right?

If it goes well.

Good luck, Rene.

You okay, boss?

Bro, ain’t I always okay?

I’m okay.

- Look who it is.
- Damn.

- Sixto!
- Yo.

Man, good to be back.
Good to be seen, bro.

Good morning, sweethearts.

- How are you?
- Hey, Rene.

- Good?
- What’s up, coz?

Good, man.

Cam, come here.

Come here.

A little kindness.

- What?
- Hold the door.

- Empanadas.
- It’s good.

Literally 45,000 ideas.

Of course we can do that.

We are pros.

Absolutely.

- Yes!

Yes, okay.

So we’ll see you later.

Thanks, Darren!

- Was that--?

Yes. I don’t know
how you did it

Wait, what--
what did I do?

Your boyfriend just called
to offer us his hotel.

- To design.
- Are you kidding me?

No! It’s not a done deal yet,

but he wants us to meet
with the investors,

and he says he’s going
to jam it through.

God, that’s so phallic.
I love him.

We can put together
a pitch in an hour, right?

- Wait, this is crazy.
- I know.

We’re going to design
a fucking hotel, Rachel!

No, you don’t understand.
Darren asked me to move in
with him.

What did you say?

I didn’t respond.

I’ve been kind of avoiding him
ever since.

Just say yes, you wacko.

He’s obviously crazy
about you.

I think it’s weird.

I mean, why is he
doing this?

Why is he asking us?

Because we’re brilliant
designers, that is why.

I don’t know if that’s it.

Look, let’s just
give it a shot.

If the situation
is at all uncomfortable,

we don’t have
to take the job, okay?

- I mean, I--
- Great.

That’s my girl.
Let’s go down to the café.

I need an espresso
rimmed with Ritalin.

Say it-- say it one
more time, please.

Not because I didn’t hear it,

but I just want
to savor the words.

We don’t have your money,
Rene.

- We’re just asking you

to let it slide
till tomorrow.

Then you’ll get
your cash back.

We got a big T-shirt order.

I thought you guys
were making jeans.

Crisp is a brand.

You see, Rene,
we make everything.

We sold 300 T-shirts to
the biggest retailer in Japan.

We’re just waiting for
the silkscreener to finish them.

- Right?
- Yeah.

We’ll deliver them
and you’ll get your $3,300.

But not today.

- No.
- It’s 24 hours, coz.

You’re family, Cam, okay?

And I don’t say this often,

but I do love you.

- And you, Ben...
- Yeah?

...I’m starting to love.

I’m going to float you the day.

- Really?
- No, not really.

- Today is vig day,

not tomorrow.

But I’m having a good week.
Oh, I’m having a good week.

So this is what
I’m going to do.

I’m going to be generous.

I’m going to let you two boys
work off this week’s vig.

Work off how?

♪ Sim, simmer, who got the keys
To my Beemer? ♪

Fuck.

Rasta Monsta!

Four fucking times?

Yeah. Take it.

You know you an animal, right?

- I know.
- I’m impressed.

- Check this out.
- You serious?

But listen,
don’t marry her.

- What? Are you insane?
- No, I’m just saying,

four times, you get
that crazy reaction,

you think she’s the one,
do something stupid.

- There’s no shot.
- Do I get to take one?

Go ahead. Free. It’s great.
I do like her though.

I can tell.

Yeah, she’s driving
to this wedding

in Baltimore this weekend.

I think she was trying
to invite me.

Nah, man.

It’s too soon for a road trip.

- Yeah. Probably.
- Yeah.

- Hey.
- Yo, what’s up, ladies?

So, what exactly
is a Rasta Monsta?

Rasta Monsta happens to be
the finest beverage

the Caribbean has to offer.

- Oh, really?
- Try some.

On the house today
and only today.

Hey, what’s up, Henry?

- Ugh, this tastes like shit.
- What?

- I’m just kidding. It’s great.

No, I just didn’t expect them
that quick.

Yeah. Yeah, sure.

All right. Cool, man.

Hey, that was
the silkscreener’s.

- Our shirts are ready.
- Are you serious?

- Yeah.
- Yo, let’s go.

Yo, Charlie, what’s up?

Can I get your number?

You move a little quickly,
don’t you think?

I’m saying,
that’s how I do.

All right.

Pack up.

We can’t just leave.
What if Rene comes by?

Rene? Man, listen,
vig day lasts all day,

so if we go to Haraki,
we get paid.

And if we get paid,
Rene gets paid.

- Come on.

♪ As we enter ♪

♪ Come now, we take you
On the biggest adventure ♪

♪ Must be dementia
That you ever thought ♪

♪ You could touch
Our credentials ♪

♪ What’s the initials? ♪

♪ You be Jamrock
The lyrical official ♪

♪ Send out the order
Laws and the rituals ♪

♪ Burn candles, say prayers
Paint murals ♪

♪ It is truth, we big news
We ’hood heroes ♪

Oh, fuck. It’s Rene.

Oh, shit.

I’m just going to let it
go to voicemail.

No, no, don’t do that,
’cause if he wants something,

he’s just gonna just look
for us in Union Square, man.
Pick it up.

Hola, primo.

Yo, little cousin.
How’s it going, my man?

Yo, hold on for a sec.

Yeah, take as many
as you want for the kids.

Get your Rasta Monsta!

Yo, coz, me and Ben
are killing it right now.

Yeah, you little,
lying motherfucker.

You know you ain’t
in Union Square, man.

You didn’t think I’m going to
have people checking up on you?

Union Square? No, no,
we said Washington Square.

Oh, really? Okay, guess what.

I’m on my way, and your ass
better be there, man.

Huh? Yo, I can’t hear you.
Bad reception.

Yo, Rene, I’m gonna
call you right back.

Think Moroccan
"Breakfast at Tiffany’s."

God is in the details.

The secret to a successful hotel

is in the interchange between
public and private spaces.

Make people behave like adults
on the ground floor,

and you’ll have them tripping
over each other to book a suite.

So it’s "ladies in the parlor,
whores in the bedroom"?

Precisely.

Thanks, Edie.

Just give us a minute.

- Of course.
- Great.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, gentlemen.

How’d I do?

Excellent.

It wasn’t easy
with you giving Darren

the death stare
the entire time.

I wasn’t giving death stares.

I was giving a stare
of doubt and suspicion.

Look, Rachel.
Look around you.

We could fuck the shit
out of this place.

- Hmm?

Look, ladies,

obviously, I didn’t give you
enough time to prepare for this.

And that’s my fault.

But you rocked it
despite that.

They love you two.

- Congratulations.
- Are you shitting us?

No, I’m not shitting you.

That is just the response
I was looking for.

Your turn.

Um... can I just talk
to you for a second?

Why do I feel like
I’m in trouble?

Did Rachel tell you that
we charge by the square foot?

I am aware.

Um...

I am going to go take a tour of
this gorgeous, gorgeous hotel,

which is huge, by the way.

So. Hi.

Hi.

What’s going on?

- With?
- All this.

- Are you not happy?
- I’m trying to understand it.

It’s like you asked me
to move in with you--

Which you still owe me
an answer on, by the way.

Are you trying to buy me?

Rach, look, I wanted you to
have this hotel long before
I asked you to move in with me.

Is that really true? ’Cause
we’re not really the go-to
firm for this kind of thing.

Yeah, it is.

Look, I believe in you
and that crazy lady over there.

- So this is not personal.
- Well, I wouldn’t say that.

I like you, Rachel.
I like having you around.

Okay, well,
what if I said that...

I’m not ready
to move in with you?

Well...

is that your answer?

Yes.

Well, I would say
that I’m a guy

who doesn’t like
to take no for an answer.

Lucky for me we’ll be working
together, so...

I’ll have plenty of time
to change your mind.

I gotta go back to these guys,
but just look around.

Make yourself at home,
all right?

Give me a hand there.

- ( Rene chuckles

What the fuck, man?
You guys look like you’re
waiting for the principal.

- We were smoking a joint.
- You were doing what?

We were smoking a J.

And your P.O.
walked in, bro.

Damn.

Larry.

How are you doing?

You know, I was just thinking
about you.

It’s amazing.
Everything cool with you?

I was fine, Rene.

I was having a very
nice day, in fact,

until I came to visit
my newest parolee

and found a couple of ex-cons
smoking pot and playing Halo,

which puts you in violation
of two parole stipulations.

I didn’t realize playing Halo
was a stipulation on my record.

- Oh, don’t get cute with me.
- Oh, come on, man.
What are you going to do?

Violate me because a couple
of my buddies are potheads?

- You can’t do that to me, man.
- Maybe.

Or I could violate you because
you’ve yet to show me a W-2.

W-2? I mean,
look around you, man.

I’m running
my own business here.

- What is all this?
- A beverage company.

- Rasta Monsta.
- Never heard of it.

The Red Bull
of the Caribbean.

Where’s a guy like you get the
money for a beverage company?

I worked for it.

You mean you stole for it.

Look, Larry,

I got a real important meeting
in a couple of hours, okay?

If you’re going to bust me,

do it now so I can be polite
and cancel.

And this meeting has something
to do with your company?

It has everything to do
with the company.

Fine. Then I’m coming with you.

Oh, hell no, you’re not.

Oh, hell yes, I am, Rene.

I can and will do
whatever it takes

to determine you’re not
in violation of your parole.

Hell, if I wanted to watch
you get your dick wet,

I could do that too.

So, who are we meeting with?

- What is that?
- I don’t know.

I think it’s a drink
or something.

Sick fucking truck, man.

Cool, thanks.
Don’t nobody touch nut’n.

We’re coming right back.

This is your original.

Uh-huh.

This is what
I came up with.

I think I used too much
transparent base.

It’s beautiful!

Nicely done, Henry!

I can’t believe I even
slept with the guy.

I have dated hundreds
of men in this city,

and not one of them has
offered me a pot to piss in,

much less the hottest hotel
in the Bowery to design.

He’s so fucking
manipulative.

You see manipulation.
I see romance.

Edie, you said if I wasn’t
comfortable, we wouldn’t do it.

I know I did.

But I didn’t say I wouldn’t try
to change your mind.

Nuts?

- Larry?
- Yeah?

Is it okay if I introduce you
as my accountant?

Try fucking yourself, convict.

So does that mean
you’ll consider it?

Mr. Lardner?

Rene.

I was expecting you
to be Jamaican.

I was born and raised
in Kingston.

You are?

Larry.

How you doing?

He’s my parole officer.

Yeah, I wish it was a joke,
John,

but it’s not.

I see.

- Hello?
- Yo, Frankie goes to Harajuku.

What’s good, playa?

Who is this?

It’s Cam Calderon,
from Crisp.

Oh, hello, Cam. How are you?

That’s the kind of love
I’m talking about.

Yo, tell Haraki the kids
are ready to make delivery.

Jesus, you make it sound like
a coke deal.

10:00 tonight at the Smith?
Yeah, yeah, we’ll be there.

A’ight,
I’ll see you there.

We’re in business, son!

Another round
over here, sweetie.

Edie, I’m wasted.

Not wasted enough.

What, are you trying
to take advantage of me now?

- Maybe.
- No matter how wasted
you get me,

I’m still not going to want you
to sell me into white slavery.

If you don’t want to do this
hotel to make your life better--

Which you should,
by the way--

Please do it to have
some mercy on mine.

I cannot design another
Murphy dining room table,

or I will surely
blow my fucking brains out.

This is the break
I’ve always dreamed of.

We’ve always dreamed of.

And we’re great designers.
We could kill that hotel.

I want to do a hotel, but I want
to do it the right way.

There is no right or wrong way
to succeed anymore, honeybun.

I know you don’t
believe that.

Maybe a long time ago I didn’t.

But now I’m divorced.

I’m in my 30s.

I’m being swallowed up

by the biggest city on earth.

I am clinging to a life raft

in the middle
of a tidal wave.

Please, I beg of you,

throw me a line.

If you do this,
I’ll make you partner.

Official.

What if I don’t?

I’ll consider it an act
of self-sabotage

and total disregard
for our friendship.

Really?

We are doing this hotel.

I’m not asking you.
I’m telling you.

Do not fuck this up for us.

Thanks for the drinks.

I made Rasta Monsta
big in my ’hood,

And I can make it big
across the country.

Look, I have access
to neighborhoods

in a way that Adam and Scott
could never even dream of.

What kind of access, Rene?

Legitimate access
through Latin organizations.

I have to tell you, Rene,

a parole officer
at a meeting,

that’s a first for me.

Look, I know.
I know I had my trouble.

I’m not gonna lie to you, John.
But that’s behind me now.

- Mm-hmm.
- You see,

I wanted to be that guy
from the ’hood

that kids looked up to.

Me. You know?

I always wanted
to be that guy.

- Hmm.
- Just took me a little while

to figure out
how to do it legally.

- You doubt him, sir?
- You don’t?

I look into his eyes

and I believe his time in jail
may have changed him

the same way it changed me.

You did time too?

That’s a conversation
for another day.

For now, let’s build
our business.

Well, congratu-fucking-lations,
Rene.

It seems you’re running
a legitimate business

with another ex-con.

So are you going
to violate me now or what?

I’m going to wait.
Wait for something to stick.

I’m watching you, compadre.

Guys like that...

don’t understand guys like us.

Today was a great day.

Yeah. Yo, and you know what?

Remember what I said earlier
about Julie?

No.

About not going
on the road trip?

Oh, yeah.
What about it?

I was kind of being a hater.

I mean, you know,
since you broke up with Rachel,

I’ve been kind of used
to having you around.

And then comes this new girl,
and boom.

- You’re all wifed up again.
- You’re so sensitive, Cam.

Shut up, man.

I’m not gonna get wifed up.
Come on. Please.

- But you know what?
- What?

This girl is dope,
so don’t listen to me.

- Call her right now and tell
her you’ll go to Baltimore.
- You think?

Yeah, man. Take some of
this hard-earned cash you’re
about to make right now

and get out of the city.
Go get some crabs.

- You know what I mean.

- I’ll call.
- What the--?

- Oh, shit!

- What the--?
- No, motherfuckers! Stop!

My T-shirts are in there! Stop!

Come back!

- Stop! Hold it!

- Whoa! Whoa!

- Hey, that’s our van!
- Stop!

Damn!

Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck!

We did it once.
We can make the shirts again.

You know what I’m saying?

There’s no time.
We got no money.

I think the universe is trying
to tell us something.

Like what?

You want me to go with you
to tell Rene?

No.

No, he’ll kill you.

Me he’ll just beat.

Are you sure?

Yeah. I got this.

♪ Always and forevermore ♪

Call you later.

♪ I called to say
I’m on the way ♪

♪ A thousand years remain ♪

Where are you going?

♪ I burned the cigarette
Somewhere ♪

♪ Ashes still
It fall, fall, falls ♪

- Hey.
- Hi.

Hey, when are you leaving
for Baltimore?

Tomorrow, and that’s what
I wanted to talk to you about.

You want some company?

Are you interested?

- Definitely.
- I was going to ask
you this morning,

then I thought
it was a little too soon

to do something like that.

No, no.

Not at all, actually.

Can I call you back
in a few?

Sure.

Thanks.

Hi, Ben.

Everything okay?

No.

That’s what I’m talking about,
baby!

I was fucking
talking to that guy.

That’s what I’m talking about.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Guys, guys,
look who’s here.

My little lying cousin, man.

Rene, let me explain.

Explain what, bro?

How you played hooky
from the job today

because you’re cruising around
in my Rasta Monsta machine,

chasing pussy, no doubt?

- Man, come here, man.

Come closer.

Come here, man.

Come here.

I wanna tell you something.

I was a fuckup
when I was your age.

And I forgive you.

Thank you, coz.

You know why
I’m being nice?

Because you are
looking at the new

North American Rasta Monsta
C.E....!

O!

Right here. Right here.

- Are you serious?
- Yeah, baby.

Wait, so you know
what this means?

- What? What?
- Next time he’s moving weight,

he don’t have
to worry about the feds!

Get the little man a drink, bro.
Hook him up.

- Yeah.
- That’s right.

Yeah, to my cousin!

To Rene!

Yeah, baby. Here we go.

By the way, the truck
got stolen today.

Jesus, how drunk are you?

I-- I’m very drunk.

And I’m drunk because
my life is a fucking mess,

and it’s all
because of you.

All right, what happened?

None of your business.

Yeah, okay,
but it’s my fault.

Yeah, it is your fault.

Look, I don’t blame anybody else
for my problems, all right?

Yes, because when
it’s about you,

you wanna blame yourself...

- Oh, Jesus.
- ...because then you get
to, like, hate yourself.

And you know what, man?
I hate you too right now.

- Oh, great.
- So guess what?

- What?
- We got that in common.

Fuck you, Rachel. I don’t want
to hear this shit right now.

No, Ben, fuck you,
all right?

For being miserable.

Fuck you for-- for--

for being unwilling
to change.

- Anything else?
- Fuck you for-- yeah.

Fuck you for letting me go.

- What?
- Yeah.

I didn’t let you go, Rachel.

You just left me.

- No, you made me.
- No, I didn’t.

I didn’t want you to go.

Aww.

I just...

I just wanted more.

You wanted more.

I just wanted, like,
a little more.

From you.

I wanted, like,
a little more...

for you.

And now I have nothing.

Can you understand that?

I...

Yeah, I do.

Do you hate me now?

I don’t hate you,
all right?

Come inside before you freeze.

Oh, you’re such
a sweet guy.

I try.

♪ We’re bound to wait
All night ♪

♪ She’s bound to run amok ♪

♪ Invested enough
In it anyhow ♪

♪ To each his own ♪

♪ The garden needs
Sorting out ♪

♪ She curls her lips
On the bow ♪

♪ And I don’t know
If I’m dead or not ♪

♪ To anyone ♪

♪ Come on and get
The minimum ♪

♪ Before you open up
Your eyes ♪

♪ This army has so many heads ♪

♪ To analyze ♪

♪ Come on and get
Your overdose ♪

♪ Collect it
At the borderline ♪

♪ And they want to get up
In your head ♪

♪ Because they know
And so do I ♪

♪ The high road
Is hard to find ♪

♪ A detour to your new life ♪

♪ Tell all of your friends
Goodbye ♪