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♪ I need a dollar, dollar ♪

♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

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♪ Dollar, a dollar
That’s what I need ♪

♪ Said I need a dollar
Dollar ♪

♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

♪ And if I share with you
My story ♪

♪ Would you share
Your dollar with me? ♪

♪ Well, I don’t know if
I’m walking on solid ground ♪

♪ And all I want
Is for someone ♪

♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

♪ And if I share with you
My story ♪

♪ Would you share
Your dollar with me? ♪

Just got to make this quick,
because I’m going to be late.

It’s our first board meeting.

And you catered.

Come on. Cameron.

Gentlemen, I may not have
been born cool,

but I was born with
an instinct for business.

And my instinct is telling
me that my 15% of Crisp

is going to pay dividends
in the long term,

and get me laid
in the short.

- Thanks so much for this,
man, seriously.
- Yeah, no problem.

That’s definitely enough
to cover the shirts?

- Yes.
- Hell, yeah, Kappo.

You are the main mango,
and we won’t forget it.

Gentlemen, to our sons.

May they have hot mothers
and rich fathers.

- All right?
- Mm-hmm.

I’m sorry, fellas.
I got to cut this short,

because I’m running late
for work.

And I got vintage T-shirts
to track down.

Oh, look at you two.
All business.

As a board member,
I got to say I love it.

Hey, and you’re still doing
that thing tonight, right?

Aw, hell yeah.
A launch party for Crisp.

I got a sushi chef.
I got bartenders.

I got a karaoke machine.

I just need you two
to bring some girls and a D.J.

- We got you.
- Later, man.

Yo, guys, bring some
of your homeys too, you know?

We’ll make it
an uptown-downtown thing.

But no dirtbags.

I don’t want anybody walking
off with my Murakamis.

All right, man.
See you tonight.

My man Kappo is living
kind of lovely.

Since when is Kappo
your man?

Oh, why can’t Kappo be my man?
Don’t get jealous.

Whatever. Now you promise
you’re going to get all
300 vintage tees today?

- We still got to dye--
- Dye and silkscreen

before Haraki goes back
to Tokyo. I’m on it.

You’re going to hit up
the Goodwill?

And Salvation Army.
I’m all over it, all right?

I’m out.

It was a crazy night, huh?

Yeah, it was.

I barely remember anything

after that fourth shot
of Patrón.

Really?

Did we have sex
in the cab ride home?

No, we did not.

- Oh.
- Oh, shit.

- What?
- I have to be on a train
in 15 minutes

- What? Where?

- Where are you going?
- I have to go to Danbury.

There’s this flaky carpenter
that I have to deal with.

Shit, I’m late.
This sucks.

- Look, I’ll drive you, Rach.
- It’s okay.

I think there’s an 11:15,
so I’ll be okay.

No, I want to.
It’ll be fun. A road trip.

But what about the hotel
and everything?

They’re stripping the floors or
something today. I can miss it.

Okay, that’s it.
I’m taking you.

We’ll stop somewhere
and have Bloody Marys.

A little hair of the dog
that bit you.

Okay.

Ah, she’s a beauty,
isn’t she?

240,000 square feet
of retail possibilities.

Hi, Alex.

See you inside
in 43 seconds.

Rene.

Don’t tell me
they let you out, man.

Yeah, bro. I’ve been home
for a minute.

Do you need a crate or two
of papayas?

Nah, bro. I’m not into
the papaya business no more.

I’m a civilian now.

- So, what’s going on?
- Your cousin Flaco, man.

He stole from me,
and I’m reaching out

before something
real stupid happens.

Flaco?

Yeah, that puñeta has 100 large
of mine, man.

I mean, you got to talk to him,
Joe, for real.

A hundred large?

Listen, Rene,
are you sure it’s Flaco?

Because my cousin
has changed his ways too.

As a matter of fact, he’s even
working with little kids, man.

I’m positive it was Flaco.

Rene, don’t stress this.
We’ve known each other
a long time, man.

Talk to your cousin.

Ben.

Yeah?

Come here for a minute, please.

These are the new PRPS Japanese
denim made from African cotton.

They go very nicely
with the limited edition

Yohji Yamamoto Adidas.

- Gotcha.
- Alrighty.

- Ben.
- Yeah?

Could you put your
Barneys tag on, please?

Always. Got it.

What’s up, man?

Yo, dude, the two places
I went to,

the 50/50s are almost
all sold out.

Are you serious?

How many do you have?

- I got like seven shirts.
- Excuse me.

One minute.

Well, did you try
the Goodwill on Hudson?

There’s a Goodwill
over there?

Cam, it’s the best
in the city, man.

All right,
I’ll hit you after.

- Okay.

On the phone
and ignoring a customer?

Are you high right now?

Would it help
if I said yes.

That’s not cute, Ben.

- Not cute at all.
- Okay.

- Now go get him.
- Yeah, sorry.

Here you go.

- Thank you.
- You’re welcome.

Damn, boss, what you order?

That’s egg whites,
cottage cheese,

whole wheat toast,
a little bit of melon.

Why’d you order that?

If I’m going to be
the North American CEO,

I got to look the part, man.

All this fried shit,
that’ll kill you.

- I hear you.

Tell me something good, Joe.

I wish I could, Rene,
but Flaco,

he don’t want
to listen to reason.

Joe, I ain’t playing, bro.

Don’t get crazy, Rene.

- What did he say?
- He said,

"Tell him to meet me
at 3:00, P.S. 163 schoolyard."

Bro, is that where the pansy
wants to meet me?

In the schoolyard?
What kind of shit is that?

That’s what he said.

He said to also tell you
that payback is a bitch.

- What?
- Give the guy a break.

He’s got a wife.
He’s got kids.

He’s got a lot of things,
and some of those

- don’t belong to him, bro.
- Rene--

Yo, can you believe
this fucking guy Flaco, man?

What’s wrong with him, man?

He wants to meet me at P.S. 163
schoolyard.

Well, you did
sucker-punch him there.

I sucker-punched him when?

Tenth grade.

Nah, bro, I didn’t
sucker-punch the man.

I beat his ass
fair and square.

I was there, Rene.
You sucker-punched him.

I’m going to sucker-punch you
in a minute,

you keep that shit up, man.

Yo, can you believe that pendejo
still remembers that shit?

I’m sayin’, he wants to meet
you in the schoolyard.
What else can it be?

Well, does he realize, bro,
that if he spent my money,

he’s going to have
some serious problems?

- I don’t know, Rene.
- No, you don’t know, bro.

You know, I got to find somebody
that knows something, man.

He wants to fight.
I don’t fucking fight, bro.

I shoot.

That’s right.

So, about last night.

It was good times, right?

Do you seriously
not remember anything?

Yeah, I remember, like,
bits and pieces of it.

You kissed a dude.

What?

Where?

On the mouth. At the club.

I was hoping that was a dream,

but the whole thing
is so fuzzy to me, honestly.

Yeah, you did a lot
of kissing last night.

Rachel, I have never been
so wasted in my entire life.

I mean, I went to Brown and I’ve
seen some pretty crazy shit,

but I just--
Darren, honestly,

I just didn’t expect it
from you.

I am so sorry. I wanted to do
something with you

that would be special,

but clearly it did not
go as planned.

So you’re not bisexual?

No, I’m not.

You’re not a swinger?

No.

And you’re not...

into animals?

I like dogs,
but not in that way.

Yeah, not sure
about how they lay.

How they lay?

Yeah, how they lay.

- They gotta lay smoothly,

or they ain’t for the kid,
you get me?

Yeah, no, I got you.

Well, we just got these
Japanese jeans in from Zimbabwe.

No one’s got them.
I think you’ll really like them.

Zimbabwe isn’t even in Japan.

Yeah, I know, that’s what
makes them so fresh, man.

Now, is the kid going
to debate me on geography,

or is the kid going
to try them on?

Come on, they’re going to look
great with that wool shirt.

I’ll bring them right to you,
all right?

- Cam, you’re killing me, man.
- Killing you?

I’ve been everywhere and I only
got a total of nine shirts.

- Are you sure you even know
what you’re looking for?
- I’m not an idiot, Ben.

50% polyester, 50% cotton,
vintage feel.

But all the 50/50s
are sold out.

No. No, that’s impossible.

Can you tell my friend
what you just told me?

The vintage stores come in

and buy up all our 50/50s
quick fast.

- They do?
- Uh-huh.

They’re very popular.

Here’s your friend back.

Thanks.

- See? I told you.
- This is a nightmare.

Just meet me
at Beacon’s Closet, okay?

- Hey, Alex.

I’m really sorry, but I’m
having a personal emergency.

I got to run out for, like,
an hour, okay?

- What’s the emergency?

I don’t even have time
to get into it.

You can’t get into it?

Yeah. Can’t we just call it
my lunch break, man?

No, not today.

What? I’ll be less than an hour.

- No. Look, Ben--
- No, you look, Alex.

I’m sorry, but my numbers
are great, clients love me.

Right now I just need to take
an hour to handle something
very important, okay?

Now you’re either going
to understand or you’re not,

but I’m sorry,
I’m walking out the door.

Bless me, Father,
because I’m about to sin.

Why, Rene?

There’s a man who’s taken
something that’s mine.

- Money?
- Yeah.

I need that money
for my business.

And besides, I ain’t gonna let
a punk like Flaco steal from me.

We’re talking about Flaco
from the Vladeck houses?

Yeah, that’s the guy.

He’s a punk.

Well, how should
I handle this, Father?

I got to meet this guy at 3:00.

Ask for what’s owed to you
with kindness and compassion.

And, Rene,
avoid violence at all cost.

Can you do that?

I can try.

One last thing.

How’d you get the money?

To be honest with you, Father,

I robbed it.

That money was never yours
to begin with.

It felt like my money, Father.

God wants you to let go
of your ill-gotten gains.

Look, Father, God knows
I’ll never take anything

that’s not mine again.

Just this once I need
that money back, you know?

Look, I promise you and God

I’m going to ask
for it back nicely.

This is perfect.

Yeah, they got tons of them.

We just need them
in black, though.

Hey, guys, let me know
if you need any help.

Hey, what was your name?

- Julie.
- Julie, you look familiar.

- Where are you from?
- Brooklyn.

Brooklyn in the building, Ben.

Well, Brooklyn by the way
of West Orange, New Jersey.

All right,
the Garden State

She’s cute.

Yo, you seen these prices?

It’s like $30 apiece.

We’re going to be losing money.
It’s not worth it.

Let’s talk to Julie.
Yo, Julie.

We need 300 vintage
50/50s but at $30 apiece,

that number still seems
kind of high, don’t you think?

Good vintage 50/50s
are pretty hard to come by.

What about a bulk-rate discount?

I can ask my boss.

Yeah? Thanks.

Yo, Ben.

How would I do as a pimp?

Terrible. You look like
a Dominican Ewok.

- What?
- Stop. Just stop.

So here’s the deal.

My boss doesn’t
normally do this,

But I talked her into giving you
guys $1.50 off of each shirt.

$1.50 That’s like--

that’s still $85.50

- I hope that helps.
- It really doesn’t.

- Is that the best you can do?
- It is.

My boss is a lot of things.
Generous is not one of them.

What are you doing
with all those shirts, anyway?

Nothing now,
but thanks for your help.

- Yo.
- There’s no fucking
cabs in Brooklyn.

What the fuck is your problem?
Home girl was feeling you.

What are you talking about?

Julie was giving you
the eye, bro.

You think every girl
we meet has to like one of us.

How can they not?
We got something for everybody.

Tall, short, Jewish, Latin,
grumpy, cool.

You’re crazy, man.

I’ll put three grand
of Kappo’s money

that says she was
feeling you.

On top of that, you should
apologize for being dickish.

I was dickish?

Julie, right?

- You’re back.
- Yeah. Look,

I just wanted to apologize
If I was rude to you before.

I’m Ben, by the way.

Nice to meet you,
Ben-by-the-way.

Yeah, see, the reason
I’m stressed out

is because we’re trying
to track down these shirts

because we’re starting
a new T-shirt line in Tokyo.

- Tokyo?
- Yeah.

Wow. Someone’s fabulous.

Nobody’s ever used that word
to describe me before,

but I’ll take it, thanks.

- What--

What are you doing tonight?

Because my friend, he’s having
this party at his apartment,

and they’re going
to have karaoke.

And I know it’s totally lame,
but--

- I’m in.
- Are you serious?

What, you sing?

Not like Celine Dion, but--

Hey, give me your number.

I’ll text you
the info tonight.

Thank you.
I appreciate it, okay?

- It went well.
- Yeah.

The piece is going
to be ready by Monday,

and he threw in free
delivery and apples.

Come on. Try one.

- This is very biblical.

Come on, give me the keys.
I’ll get us back in an hour.

You drive slow.

Take it easy, Danica Patrick.
Are you really in a rush?

No. Well, I don’t know.

I got something
I want to show you.

So, this is where I grew up

until I was in the tenth grade.

This is so beautiful.

Actually, behind that tree

was where I felt
my first set of boobs.

Oh.

Rebecca Hill,

a.k.a. Becky Big Hills.

Do you need a moment?

They were memorable.

All right.

Been working out, panna.
I ain’t that skinny kid anymore.

Congratulations, Flaco.

I’m really happy for you.
You got my money?

You keep talking
about this money.

- What money?
- The money I had hidden

in the basement ceiling
at Tito’s house.

I don’t have your money,
because it wasn’t up there.

I didn’t see it.

And if I did,
I would’ve returned it,

because I’m not a thief
like you.

I run a business.

You lying to me, Flaco?

I’m a Boy Scouts of America
troop leader.

I lead by example.

- That’s why you called me here?
- No.

I called you here
because you sucker-punched me

a long time ago,

and I’ve been waiting
to settle the score.

Come on, bro. We’re not kids
no more, you know?

This is crazy.

I mean, look at you.

You got a good business.

You know, you got a nice house.

Jesus, man, that watch,
is that a Breitling, bro?

Come on, man.

I thought you was practicing
kindness and compassion.

Bro, the guy’s wasting my time
with that childishness.

Now, I didn’t sucker-punch him.

What should we do now?
Should I go shake the cash

out of your crazy cousin
and his wife?

No, bro, I’m going
to let that go, man.

Maybe Father Dan, you know,
maybe he was right.

God didn’t want me
to have that money.

Now we got to look into
some alternative option.

You know, plan B, Papa.

Well, well, well.

- Look who came back.

Alex, I’m so sorry
about before.

The emergency
is under control.

I will make up the time.

My name tag’s on.
I’m ready to go, man.

So, we’re all good.

Give me your tag, Ben.

Come on, Alex.
Don’t do this, man.

You did it to yourself.

Don’t think of it as
"you’re fired."

Think of it as "you’re free."

Hi, can I help you, ma’am?

♪ Play me a song ♪

♪ Sing your heart out ♪

So should I drop you off,
or are you going to stay over?

I feel like I got to get home

and just, like,
get my stuff together.

- You know.
- Gotcha.

Hey, you know what
I was thinking, actually?

What?

I was thinking maybe we could
run over to your place first,

and just-- you could go in,

grab all your favorite
possessions and move in with me.

What?

Wait, are you serious?

Completely.

- Darren--
- Look, I know it sounds crazy,

but I’m just at that point
in my life, Rach,

where I know very clearly
what I want.

You know, I’m going to be 35
next month,

and I have dated
enough insane women

to know how special you are.

Okay, I’m going to take that
as a compliment.

I wanted to ask you this
last night,

but the evening just
took that wrong turn.

We’ve only dated
for two months.

Well, yeah, but you spend half
the week at my house as it is.

- Right.
- If you say yes now,

I’ll give you
the walk-in closet.

You’re hilarious.

Look, sometimes the best things
in life are unplanned.

Spontaneous, you know?

Look, all I’m saying is
if you can just consider it.

Okay.

A hundred grand? No problem.

We can do this two ways.

I could give you
the standard street vig,

or I could U.C.C. your business.

That means that if you miss
a payment,

we own Rasta Monsta.

I know what that means, Jose.
Give me the vig.

I’m going to need to see you
every Friday.

I know.

Do you know how many restaurant
jobs my father got fired from?

- How many?
- Eleven.

And now he owns that many.

It doesn’t matter.

Yeah, and the dope part
about it is that you got fired.

What is dope
about getting fired?

Collecting that unemployment, son.

- That’s like 400 a week.
- That’s what I’m talking about.

Got the kitchen right here.

- Nice.
- Our own personal chefs.

Sub-zero, Viking.

All that.

This right here, this is where
the magico happens.

Nice.

This is pretty baller.

A Hastings mattress.
Frette sheets.

- Sweet.
- Whatever, soft.

And right here, check this out.
Watch this.

- Ah.

Ooh.

- That’s nice, right?
- Okay.

Oh, there we go.

- The mood is set.

- Dope, man.
- Yo, Domingo,

let me ask you
a question, man.

You’re kind of making me
nervous, dude.

Why do you think
I can’t get a girlfriend?

Hey, man, I don’t even
know you that well.

I get girls, they come over here
and whatever, but just--

there’s no repeat business.

- What does that mean?

Hey, guys. Spicy tuna roll?

Yo, what’s up?
You want to come and chill

with me and my boy
Domingo right here?

It’s all right.
I’m not going to tell the host.

David, are you trying
to make a Heather sandwich?

- Well--
- Too bad for you boys

I’m working tonight.

Good to see you.
I’ll see you later.

- Have a good night.
- I’ll be around.

Where do you get
your waitresses from?

- She was dancing at Scores
- Nice.

We dated briefly,
but she said I was too Jewey.

- What? You are so not Jewey.
- I know.

- Oh shit.

Look who came to see you.

♪ No pop, no style ♪

♪ I’m strictly roots ♪

♪ Watch how we chuck it
And thing ♪

Nobody creative
feels their day job.

At least you’ve got
your Japanese T-shirt empire

to fall back on.

Honestly, Julie,
I’ve got nothing.

- You didn’t get the tees?
- No.

I’m awesome.

Well, um... maybe I can help.

What? You’re going to
let me shoplift 300
T-shirts from your store?

- Better.
- Yeah?

I’ll tell you
where we get ours.

It’s a little bit out
of the way, but for $200,

you can get all the vintage
T-shirts you can carry.

When are you taking me?

Well, not right now,

but if you play
your cards right,

maybe I’ll take you there
tomorrow.

Now don’t tease me, Julie,

because I’m a desperate man.

How desperate?

One ’cause you left me ♪

♪ And two, two,
Two for my family ♪

♪ Oh, oh, here she comes
Gingy ♪

♪ Watch out, boy
She’ll chew you up ♪

♪ Oh, oh, here she comes ♪

♪ Here she comes
She’s a man-eater ♪

-
-

♪ She’ll only come out at night
Whoo ♪

♪ Oh, oh, here she comes ♪

♪ Here she comes
She’s a man-eater ♪

♪ Oh, oh, here she comes ♪

♪ The woman is wild, whoo ♪

♪ Oh, oh, here she comes ♪

♪ Here she comes ♪

So, what exactly is this place?

You know how you always
see refugees in crazy places

around the globe wearing
Aerosmith T-shirts and Benetton?

Uh-huh.

This is where it all
gets shipped from.

Jules.

Thanks for hooking us
up early, Lenny.

Do me a favor and don’t tell
my boss I was here.

This is her secret stash.

She will literally kill me
if she finds out about this.

Two hundred, right?

That’s the number.

Let’s get dirty, kid.

♪ gave my love
To a shooting star ♪

♪ I’m in love
With a shooting star ♪

♪ When she falls
Then I’ll be waiting ♪

♪ Gave my love
To a shooting star ♪

♪ That I can’t keep up
I’m chasing ♪

♪ I’m in love
With a shooting star ♪

♪ When she falls
Then I’ll be waiting ♪

♪ Gave my love
To a shooting star ♪

♪ That I can’t keep up
I’m chasing ♪

♪ I’m in love
With a shooting star ♪

♪ When she falls
Then I’ll be waiting ♪