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♪ I need a dollar, dollar ♪

♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

-
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♪ Dollar, a dollar
That’s what I need ♪

♪ Said I need a dollar
Dollar ♪

♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

♪ And if I share with you
My story ♪

♪ Would you share
Your dollar with me? ♪

♪ Well, I don’t know if
I’m walking on solid ground ♪

♪ And all I want
Is for someone ♪

♪ A dollar
That’s what I need ♪

♪ And if I share with you
My story ♪

♪ Would you share
Your dollar with me? ♪

Point game. Come on.
It’s all right. I got it.

I got it.

Foul.

Come on, Junior.
That’s a weak call.

When I was your age, you had
to draw blood to call that foul.

- Your shit is weak, old man.
- I’m going to show you old man.

- Come on, man.
- Bring it stronger than that.

What?

Cam! Cam! Cam!

- Wide open.
- What?

Trick. Hot sauce.

Yeah!

"Hot sauce"? Really?

- Darren.
- Yeah?

- You okay?
- Yeah, sure. Why?

No reason. You’re just staring
at the Cheez Doodles.

Oh, am I?

You were, in a really
intense way.

I guess I’m just curious,
you know, what they mean.

- What they mean?
- Yeah, well, you have to admit

I mean, it’s kind of
an odd gift.

It’s um...

- it’s, uh... silly.
- All right. You know what?

If you don’t want to tell me,
I understand. It’s fine.

No, no. When Ben and I
first started dating,

we used to debate
everything.

And then we ended up
in this debate one night

about Cheez Doodles
versus Cheetos.

I like Cheetos.
He likes Cheez Doodles.

It’s really stupid.

We stopped debating after that.

I think he was just trying
to be funny by giving me those.

Yeah, it’s funny.

I can get rid of them if they
make you feel uncomfortable.

No.

Why waste them, right?

They made some
bullshit-ass calls.

And on top of that,
they were talking mad shit.

Whatever, man. You talked
as much shit as they did.

Yeah, but I talk shit because
I can back it up, usually.

- Wow.
- What?

That’s Pete Powell.

Pete Powell?

As in Genetic Denim
Pete Powell?

- Yup.
- Yo, let’s go grab him.

No, I called him four times.
He never called me back.

He’s obviously
not looking to talk.

Whatever, man.
We’ve got our samples.

We’re good.
We don’t need him.

Yo, man, I bet once upon a time
he had a sample too.

Now you selling his shit
at Barneys.

It’s not going to hurt to ask, right?

- Yo, Pete!
- Cam--

Pete Powell! Yo, hold up.

What’s up, man?

It’s Cam.
Cam Calderon.

You know my boy Ben, right?
Ben Epstein?

My old bommie buddy.

- How’s it going, man?
- It’s good.

You know, same old same old?

You know I tried calling you, right?

- You did?
- A few times.

I don’t check messages.
You should’ve texted me.

What did you want to talk about?

- We’re starting a denim line.
- Yeah.

Good for you guys.

You got a couple of minutes
to talk about it?

Yeah, we could use
some good pointers.

Guys, I’m in town
for 24 hours.

The only thing I’ve got time for
is business meetings

and seeing my mother.

But next time I’m in town,
I’ll take you to dinner

- and we’ll talk, all right?
- Yeah, man. It’s all good.

Oh, come on, you can’t do
a quick L.A.-style latte

with your old buddy?

Your partner’s a little pushy,
Ben.

I’m a lot pushy, actually.

How can I say no
to two guys on the grind?

Besides, I could use
a cup of coffee.

Black.

I don’t do lattes.

- Que pasa, bro?
- Rene. Hola.

Yo, how’s that
Rasta Monsta moving?

I’m trying to push it, Rene.

Most people around here are
looking to get fucked up though,

not so energized.

Well, bro, do what you can, man.
It’s appreciated.

Have you seen my cousin Tito?

They tell me he’s spending
a lot of time here these days.

Yeah, he’s in the back.

- He’s in the back?
- Yeah.

Oh, okay. Thanks, Joe.

- Little Tito Puente!

Shit, Rene. Don’t you knock?
What if I was naked?

What the fuck would you be doing
naked in a bar for?

- You don’t know?
- Know what?

Gloria, she kicked me out of the
house. I’ve been living here.

So how come you didn’t call me?

I did. You never
called me back.

Yeah, probably because I thought
you needed some money.

Nah, I just needed
a place to stay.

- Oh, that’s worse.
- See?

Everybody’s turning their back
on me, even my own family.

Come on, I’m just kidding
with you.

You’re my favorite cousin.
Now get dressed.

We’ve got to go over
to your house.

- What for?
- Remember that little package

I gave you to hide
in the basement for me?

Of course. I put it in
the ceiling like you told me to.

That’s good.
I need it now, all right?

So put your stinky-ass feet
into those Adidas

and let’s get moving.

Rene, I ain’t allowed
near the house.

- Says who?
- The court.

Gloria got a restraining
order against me.

What the fuck you do
to Gloria?

Nothing.
She saw some charges

from a titty bar
on my credit card.

She came after me with a blade.

I hid in the closet,
called 9-1-1.

Cops came, she started crying,
and they arrested me.

- You believe that?
- Yo, bro, I believe it.

You both crazy.
Come on. I got to go. Let’s go.

So, what do you got?

Crisp Denim.

It’s catchy. I like it.

’70s inspired.

Two-tone windowpane?

No, no, and not bells either.

All right, I’m curious.

Curious enough to get us
a sales hookup?

Depends. You got something
I can check out?

We’re actually getting
our sample today.

Sorry, guys.

I’m on a 5:00 flight out.

- But trust us, they dope.
- I’m sure they are.

I always thought you’d be the
one in the clothing business,

You know, this guy,
he had mad style.

Remember that time you rocked
those crazy Wayfarers

to Vicky Wiler’s party?

- Yeah, man.
- And I clowned you.

You did.

Now they’re back and hot again.

I stick with the classics.

I’ll tell you what.

I got a buyer in town
from Tokyo.

A friend of mine
named Haraki.

He’s always asking
about up-and-comers.

I’m going to take a chance
on you guys.

I’ll set up a meeting.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Thank you, man.

He was staring
at the Cheez Doodles.

- Staring how?
- Like this.

Like--

That’s quite a stare.

Yeah, and then he ate them.

Wow. That is intense.

I mean, it’s kind of
a dickish move if you ask me.

Maybe. I--

I understand it.

You do?

Sure.

Those Cheez Doodles are more
than just a snack to Darren.

They’re like a message
from Ben saying,

"Hey, asshole.
I got there first."

Yeah, but I don’t think that’s
what Ben was trying to do.

Well, what were you
trying to say

by bringing them up
to Darren’s apartment?

I wasn’t trying
to say anything.

They were with
all my other gifts.

It’s a little insensitive.

Not only did you bring
your ex to your party,

but then you kept his gift
out on display.

Are you not ready
to move on?

Yes, Edie, I’m--
I’m ready to move on.

Then start showing it.

♪ I don’t want to ill
I just want to chill ♪

♪ And keep my hand
Around a $100 bill ♪

♪ I don’t want to ill
I just want to chill ♪

Yeah, I would definitely
live in L.A.

- You’re lying.
- Why would I lie to you?

All right, fine.
You’re lying to yourself then.

What? You think I’m going to die
living in the L.E.S.?

Yes, I do.

That’s harsh, bro.

All right, fine. You might move
to Brooklyn for a minute though.

Wait, why do you think
I’m never going to leave?

Because your grandmother won’t,

and how are you going to live
without her cooking,

and cleaning all your clothes, huh?

I’ll get a girlfriend.

Not if they hear you
say shit like that, you won’t.

Whatever.
I’ll prove you wrong, yo.

I’m going to be living where
there’s fun in the sun, son.

Yeah, all right.
I’ll believe it when I see it.

You are going to see it.
You’re coming with me.

I’m not moving anywhere, man.

I was born here.
I’m going to die here.

And you know why?
You know why.

Don’t sing that song.

♪ Because, oh
I’m a native New Yorker ♪

Marsha, my love,
did you miss me?

And you are?

Cam from Crisp Denim.

How can you forget about me
like that? I’m hurt.

- Would you stop harassing her?
- Don’t worry about me.

I can handle this one.

We’re here to pick up
our sample.

Have a seat,
and please feel free

to take Mr. Pickup Artist
here with you.

Oh.

What the fuck you want?

Hey, hey, come on.

Is that any way to talk
in front of my grandmother?

Oh. I’m sorry, Rosa.
I didn’t see you.

Well, are you going
to invite us in or what?

Yeah, of course. Sure.

Thank you.

You’re getting a divorce?

I know Tito’s your blood, Rosa,
but with all due respect to you,

he’s also made of slime.

You’re family too.

Family has to be there for
family during times like this.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, we’re here
to show you some support.

That is so sweet of you, Rosa.

What am I, invisible?

You too, I guess.

Please, have a seat.
I’ll make you some coffee.

Gracias.

Mm-hmm.

Sorry about the wait, fellas.

I know you’re a busy man.

That’s why I’m still alive.
Too busy to die.

All my retired friends?
Dead.

And the rest of them
got nothing to live for

except snot-nosed grandkids

and arguing with
health-insurance providers.

Not me.

Me, I’m a worker.

Here we are.

That looks dope.

Yeah.

Are you troubled or are you
jumping for joy on the inside?

No, it just looked a little
different in my head.

I think they look good.
Try them on.

You can go back there.

Yeah? Okay.

He’s a nice boy, but he carries
a lot of tension in his belly.

He needs yoga.

He needs to get laid.

That’s what I’ve been trying
to tell him.

Ben, come on. Let me see.

Good-looking pant.

Not the right cut for you, though.

I think they look good.

They’re exactly
what you wanted.

Yes, that’s because
I’m a fucking moron.

No, you’re just
a little insane,

because you hate everything
you ever done.

I mean, no real guy
would wear these.

- I would.
- Would you really?

- Jesus.
- Only ’cause
they’re too tight.

I like a little loose.
You know that, Ben.

I’m throwing these
in the fucking trash.

Whoa, hold on! They’re not
just yours to throw away.

They’re mine too.

What about the meeting tonight?

- What about it?
- We can’t not show up.

Your boy Pete put himself
out there for us.

I’m sure if he saw these,
he’d be happy if we didn’t show.

The jeans are fine, okay?
We’re going.

There’s no shot we’re going.

Then I’m going alone.

Unlike you, I’m not going
to blow this chance.

Oh, okay. Here you go.
Fine, fine.

He’s going to laugh
in your face.

Just leave me out of it,
all right?

Cool, cool, thanks
for the encouragement, dick.

I’m a dick?
Well, at least I can admit

that I got no one to blame
for this but myself, Cam.

Now just leave me alone.

Here’s a game for hanky poo.

The black’s for me,
the red’s for you.

Are you guys following this?

Right here.
Flip it. Come on.

Yeah!

There, boys.
Pay up. Let’s go.

- Oh.

You know what? Keep your money,
fellas. It’s cool.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Am I seeing you
for dinner tonight?

Um, yes.

In fact, I thought maybe
we could try

something a little
different.

Different how?

Well, you know
the Gardens of the Cloisters?

Of course.

Do you want
to have sex there?

You want to have sex with me
outdoors in the Cloisters?

I’m game if you’re game.

Is this about
the Cheez Doodles?

- No, I--
- Come on, Rach.

Okay, it does
have something to do

with the Cheez Doodles
situation.

I’m-- I’m really sorry
about that.

I-- I just wanted
to do something with you

that I’d never done
with anyone else.

You know, I appreciate
what you’re doing, I really do.

But, actually,
I think I owe you an apology.

I was an ass this morning
when I ate the Cheez Doodles.

It was a dick move.
I’m really sorry.

So I-- I don’t have to have sex
with you outdoors

in order to make you
feel special?

- Uh, no.
- Oh, good.

But while we’re on the subject,

there is something
that I would like to do

that I have never
done before, with you.

What’s that?

- Ecstasy.
- Really?

Yeah, I never did it.

I was always
such a jock in school.

You know what?
I-- I did it, like, once

with a girlfriend
in college.

So do you want to do that
tonight then?

On a school night?

Yeah, so what?

Sure.

All right. Do you know
where we can get it?

Hold on.

Edie, do you know
where I can find X?

Top drawer on the left.

Are you serious?

They’re leftover
from Burning Man.

Do they expire?

So I think I found a lead.

When I was your age,

there was no such thing
as a divorce.

You did not run.

You stayed.

You fixed the problem.

But men were gentlemen
back then, Rosa.

Men were always men.

But did they smoke cocaine?

Gamble away
the wedding gifts?

Spend the I.R.S. tax check
on some cheap ho’s

at the strip bar?

This is what Tito does?

Yeah.

I got to go to the bathroom, okay?

Come on. Shh, shh.

- Where is she?
- Just shut up. Get over there.

Gloria’s not bad-mouthing me
to Rosa, is she?

Hey, my grandmother,

she catches me
with a bag of cash,

and I got to explain to her
where it came from,

I’m going to kill you.

- There’s cash in that package?
- What did you think was in it?

- I don’t know, guns?
- No man, there’s 100K in there.

- Let’s go.
- 100K, and you tell me now?

Money does funny things
to people.

Plus, I thought it would be best
not to lead you into temptation.

- What the fuck is this?
- Holy shit.

What happened
to my rec room?

My Ping-Pong.

Bro, go look for my money.

Hurry the fuck up.

There ain’t nothing here, bro.

You’d better be fucking
kidding me, Tito.

You’d better be
fucking kidding me.

I swear. I put it right here.
It was here a month ago.

- I put the package right here.
- You fucking with me, bro?

No, bro! I’m telling you,
it’s not here!

What the fuck
is going on down here?

What the fuck are you
doing here, you cocksucker?

He’s doing the same thing
I’m doing.

- Looking for my money.
- What money?

The money you stole.

I didn’t steal no fucking money.

I put Rene’s money up in
the ceiling, and now it’s gone?

He’s full of shit, Rene.
He probably shoveled it
up is nose.

Rene, you know I would
not steal from you,

because I love you
and I respect you,

but mostly because
I fear you.

Get it through your head.
He’s a manipulator.

Bullshit. What about you?
Where did you get all the money

to get all this shit
if you didn’t take it?

- None of your fucking business.
- See, Rene? She took it.

I got the money from my father,
you scummy piece of shit.

He sold his Chevy so I could
open my business.

Now you two better get
your asses out of my parlor

and off my property
in 20 seconds,

or I’m calling the cops.

Let’s calm down, all right?
We’re family here.

No, we ain’t family.

You ruined my parlor.

I fucking hate you.

What’s going on in here?

Nothing, Grandma.
Look, I’ll explain this later.

Look, I promise, I swear,

I’m going to fix this all up
for you, Gloria, all right?

Just tell me
who was the contractor

that did this work for you.

Flaco.

Flaco?
From the Vladeck projects?

- Yeah.
- Flaco.

Now you really have
a reason to hate him.

Oh, yeah.

Can I get a smoke
off you, mister?

Yo, you’re like 12.

Fuck off, asshole.

♪ Once upon a time
I was the Hurricane Boy ♪

♪ There was no eye in me
For you to hide ♪

Hey, we’ve just got
to sit and wait.

♪ Head low, don’t show
Oceans in my eyes ♪

♪ As the waves clap goodbye
To sorrow ♪

♪ Daddy’s on the mountain
Yelling at the bloody sky ♪

Nice rack, my man.

Thanks.

- This is ecstasy?
- Yes.

I always thought it was going
to be bigger or something.

Trust me, that little pill
is all you need.

- It’s that good, huh?
- Yeah.

- Here it goes.
- Yeah. Oh, Jesus.

How long until
we feel something?

Thirty seconds.

- Thirty--
- Just kidding.

Oh.

Soon enough, my dear.

- What should we do?

- Let’s listen to music.
- Yeah.

Hey, Mauricio,
how about some tunes, man?

♪ You leave in the morning
With everything you own ♪

♪ In a little black case ♪

♪ Alone on a platform
The wind and the rain... ♪

Rene?

Hola, Marie.

It’s been a long time.

Yeah, it has.

You look good.

You look good too.

What are you doing here?

I’m looking for Flaco.

- What’s going on?
- I just want to talk
some business with him.

It’s about time you two grew up
and put the past in the past.

Yeah, you know,
I was thinking the same thing.

That sounds like his car
coming up now.

That’s a nice car
that he got himself.

He won it last month
playing poker.

Lucky, right?

Yup.

Flaco was always lucky.

Excuse me.

Are you here to meet me,

or is there an asshole
convention in the building?

For real, I acted like
a dick today. I’m sorry.

I still hate
those jeans though.

Yeah? So why are you here then?

Because if we’re going down,
then we’re going down together.

Ben, we ain’t going down.

Later, Cam.

Nice meeting you, Cam.

So, yo, yo, how’d it go?

It was good. Um... we’ll see.

- I’ll put in a good word.
- Appreciate it.

- Making friends?
- What?

Hey, guys, Haraki’s going
to need two minutes.

- Are you cool?
- Yeah, cool.

Thank you.

♪ I can do it any way
That you want it ♪

God. This is the best I’ve ever
felt in my whole life, Rachel.

Just go with it!

I will. I will.

God, I’ve always wanted
to feel like this.

This is incredible.
I just feel free.

- I just feel free.

Oh, God. I love you.

- What?
- I love you.

Love you too.

- Hey, and I love you.
- Oh, my God.

Do you love me?

Oh, God!

Oh!

Good craftsmanship.

Well made.

Thanks. Crisp is all
about the quality.

But I don’t like the cut.

Not for me.
Not for Japanese consumer.

You don’t think they’re going
to love the old-school flavor?

No. Thank you.

You have something else?

No, just the jeans.

Okay, my friends,
you come see me next time.

I come every six months.

I appreciate your time.
Thank you.

Cool shirt.

Oh, it’s American Apparel.

No, his shirt.

Oh. Thanks.

Who makes that one?

I did.

A long time ago though.

Vintage?

Yeah, high school.

Could you make 300 more?

Uh...

- Definitely.
- Good.

I will need them
by next Wednesday.

My assistant will call you
in the morning.

Have a good night.

♪ Life is so strange ♪

♪ When you don’t know ♪

♪ How can you tell ♪

♪ Where you’re going to? ♪

♪ You can’t be sure
Of any situation ♪

♪ Ask yourself ♪

♪ Where do we go from here? ♪

♪ It seems so all too near ♪

♪ Just as far beyond
As I can see ♪

♪ I still don’t know
What this all means to me ♪

♪ Tell yourself ♪

♪ I have nowhere to go ♪

♪ I don’t know what to do ♪

♪ And I don’t even know
The time of day ♪

♪ I guess it doesn’t matter
Anyway ♪

♪ Life is so strange ♪

♪ Destination unknown ♪

♪ When you don’t know ♪

♪ Your destination ♪

♪ Something could change ♪

♪ It’s unknown ♪

♪ And then you won’t know ♪

♪ Destination unknown ♪