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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,309 --> 00:00:07,512 (music playing) 2 00:00:16,020 --> 00:00:18,285 ♪ I need a dollar, dollar ♪ 3 00:00:18,286 --> 00:00:21,155 ♪ A dollar is what I need, hey, hey ♪ 4 00:00:21,156 --> 00:00:23,190 ♪ Well, I need a dollar, dollar ♪ 5 00:00:23,191 --> 00:00:26,127 ♪ A dollar is what I need, hey, hey ♪ 6 00:00:26,128 --> 00:00:28,462 ♪ Said I need a dollar, dollar ♪ 7 00:00:28,463 --> 00:00:30,297 8 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:32,533 ♪ And if I share with you my story ♪ 9 00:00:32,534 --> 00:00:36,170 ♪ Would you share your dollar with me? ♪ 10 00:00:36,171 --> 00:00:38,505 ♪ Well, I don’t know ♪ 11 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:41,342 ♪ If I’m walking on solid ground ♪ 12 00:00:41,343 --> 00:00:43,310 13 00:00:43,311 --> 00:00:46,718 14 00:00:48,820 --> 00:00:50,885 15 00:00:50,886 --> 00:00:53,120 16 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:55,356 ♪ And if I share with you my story ♪ 17 00:00:55,357 --> 00:00:57,858 ♪ Would you share your dollar with me? ♪ 18 00:00:57,859 --> 00:01:00,060 (music continues playing) 19 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:08,703 - 20 00:01:08,704 --> 00:01:09,938 (traffic ambience) 21 00:01:09,939 --> 00:01:12,874 (writing) 22 00:01:19,651 --> 00:01:22,121 23 00:01:29,492 --> 00:01:32,397 24 00:01:34,065 --> 00:01:37,569 ♪ Is treating me cold ♪ 25 00:01:38,569 --> 00:01:40,772 ♪ Where can my baby be? ♪ 26 00:01:41,873 --> 00:01:44,138 ♪ Lord, no one knows ♪ 27 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:49,681 ♪ Pain in my heart ♪ 28 00:01:51,315 --> 00:01:52,846 ♪ Just won’t let me sleep ♪ 29 00:01:52,847 --> 00:01:55,682 You’re a loser. You gave up after five minutes. 30 00:01:55,683 --> 00:01:57,685 I think I sprained something. 31 00:01:57,686 --> 00:01:59,086 Oh, right. 32 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:04,025 Are you going to call and wish her a happy birthday? 33 00:02:04,026 --> 00:02:05,193 No, I’m not. 34 00:02:05,194 --> 00:02:06,994 - Ben. - What? 35 00:02:06,995 --> 00:02:10,398 - Be nice. - I am being nice. We’re moving on. 36 00:02:10,399 --> 00:02:12,366 People don’t call their exes when they’re moving on. 37 00:02:12,367 --> 00:02:14,268 That’s counterproductive. 38 00:02:14,269 --> 00:02:15,703 What’s she doing for it, anyway? 39 00:02:15,704 --> 00:02:17,305 Oh just-- it’s-- you know what? 40 00:02:17,306 --> 00:02:18,873 I think it’s a small, intimate dinner. 41 00:02:18,874 --> 00:02:20,074 Super low-key. 42 00:02:20,075 --> 00:02:21,713 - Mm. - No biggie. 43 00:02:22,847 --> 00:02:24,178 Nice. 44 00:02:24,179 --> 00:02:26,613 Her new boyfriend treating everyone? 45 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:28,443 Darren’s not her boyfriend. 46 00:02:28,444 --> 00:02:30,785 And for your information, he’s not going to be there. 47 00:02:30,786 --> 00:02:32,357 Oh. 48 00:02:33,790 --> 00:02:35,623 So you going to be OK tonight? Yeah? 49 00:02:35,624 --> 00:02:36,858 Yeah, of course. 50 00:02:36,859 --> 00:02:38,125 OK. 51 00:02:38,126 --> 00:02:39,564 I’m a rock. 52 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:56,415 ♪ Birthday sex, birthday sex ♪ 53 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:04,884 Oh, my God! What are you doing? 54 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:06,387 Oh, sorry, Rach. I didn’t mean to wake you up. 55 00:03:06,388 --> 00:03:07,589 Happy birthday, by the way. 56 00:03:07,590 --> 00:03:09,823 Of course you didn’t. 57 00:03:09,824 --> 00:03:11,759 Is it too early to set this birthday off? 58 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:14,061 Oh, set it off. 59 00:03:14,062 --> 00:03:15,797 Cheers. 60 00:03:15,798 --> 00:03:17,497 - Mmm. - 61 00:03:17,498 --> 00:03:19,571 Thank you. Uh-oh, here we go. 62 00:03:20,937 --> 00:03:22,637 - Daddy-o. 63 00:03:22,638 --> 00:03:24,676 Hi, Dad. 64 00:03:26,010 --> 00:03:27,708 Aw, thank you. 65 00:03:27,709 --> 00:03:28,875 I got the card. 66 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:33,181 It was so cute with the singing and the-- 67 00:03:33,182 --> 00:03:35,182 I-- OK. Well, you know what? 68 00:03:35,183 --> 00:03:40,387 I’m-- it’s probably better If I call you at the office... 69 00:03:40,388 --> 00:03:41,422 when I get there. 70 00:03:41,423 --> 00:03:42,857 OK, I love you too. 71 00:03:42,858 --> 00:03:44,124 All right, mwah, mwah. 72 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:45,293 Ta-ta. 73 00:03:45,294 --> 00:03:46,661 - Bye, Dad! - You-- 74 00:03:46,662 --> 00:03:49,096 You’re a freak. 75 00:03:49,097 --> 00:03:51,099 Well, you got to get freaky on your birthday. 76 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,800 Really? 77 00:03:52,801 --> 00:03:54,668 I’m totally bummed I’m missing your dinner tonight. 78 00:03:54,669 --> 00:03:57,105 - It sucks. - Oh, my God, don’t even-- 79 00:03:57,106 --> 00:03:58,539 don’t-- please don’t, 80 00:03:58,540 --> 00:04:00,374 because birthdays aren’t even important to me. 81 00:04:00,375 --> 00:04:03,443 They’re not. I’m serious. 82 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:05,445 Why are you looking at me like that? 83 00:04:05,446 --> 00:04:07,414 Because they’re important to me. 84 00:04:07,415 --> 00:04:09,383 ♪ Birthday sex... ♪ 85 00:04:09,384 --> 00:04:13,321 That-- Darren, you’re so... 86 00:04:16,727 --> 00:04:18,653 - My man. - Kaplan on phone: Well! 87 00:04:18,654 --> 00:04:21,891 Look who’s calling me bright and early in the morning. 88 00:04:21,892 --> 00:04:23,492 My ex-friend Ben Epstein. 89 00:04:23,493 --> 00:04:25,900 I didn’t know you creative types got up before lunch. 90 00:04:25,901 --> 00:04:27,963 Only when I’m trying to make a buck. 91 00:04:27,964 --> 00:04:29,870 Yeah, God bless America, baby. 92 00:04:29,871 --> 00:04:32,005 All right, so tonight is the night, Kappo. 93 00:04:32,006 --> 00:04:34,443 We’re going to roll to Avenue. Get ready to go big. 94 00:04:34,444 --> 00:04:36,143 Are you fucking with me? 95 00:04:36,144 --> 00:04:37,511 No, I am not fucking with you. 96 00:04:37,512 --> 00:04:40,014 You want to roll tonight, for reals? 97 00:04:40,015 --> 00:04:41,883 I do. 98 00:04:41,884 --> 00:04:43,583 Aw, shit. 99 00:04:43,584 --> 00:04:46,315 So I take it you’re available? 100 00:04:46,316 --> 00:04:47,687 I’m ready, I’m willing, I’m able. 101 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:49,290 What time do you want to hook up? 102 00:04:49,291 --> 00:04:51,658 You want to grab a steak first? What are you going to wear? 103 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:53,294 I’ll call you later. We’ll figure it out. OK? 104 00:04:53,295 --> 00:04:54,695 Hey, yo, Ben. 105 00:04:54,696 --> 00:04:57,336 - Don’t flake on me. - Never. 106 00:04:59,431 --> 00:05:01,864 There she is, the special birthday girl. 107 00:05:01,865 --> 00:05:03,237 Edie, don’t start. 108 00:05:03,238 --> 00:05:04,804 Where are we going tonight? 109 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,007 OK, nowhere. I’m skipping my birthday this year. 110 00:05:07,008 --> 00:05:09,010 No getting older. Much better that way. 111 00:05:09,011 --> 00:05:11,245 Too late. I already made three different reservations 112 00:05:11,246 --> 00:05:12,679 and invited all your friends. 113 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,810 All you have to do is pick a place and show up. 114 00:05:14,811 --> 00:05:16,283 It’s my treat. 115 00:05:16,284 --> 00:05:17,852 - I don’t want to-- - Pick it! 116 00:05:17,853 --> 00:05:21,188 OK, if I had to make a choice, 117 00:05:21,189 --> 00:05:22,456 I would say Mexican. 118 00:05:22,457 --> 00:05:25,487 Odelay! I can’t wait to meet Darren. 119 00:05:25,488 --> 00:05:29,197 Unfortunately for you, he is on a plane to London. 120 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:30,697 Well, that sucks. 121 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:33,600 - Yeah, it’s fine. - Uh-oh. 122 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:35,869 Is there trouble in Hotelier-land? 123 00:05:35,870 --> 00:05:37,804 No, it’s just-- you know, it’s a weird birthday for me. 124 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:39,707 The last few birthdays I’ve had with Ben, 125 00:05:39,708 --> 00:05:41,837 and then walking from Darren’s apartment this morning, 126 00:05:41,838 --> 00:05:42,877 it kind of hit me. 127 00:05:42,878 --> 00:05:45,512 Birthdays are always tricky, honey. 128 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:48,315 Reflecting back on where you were a year ago. 129 00:05:48,316 --> 00:05:49,983 Looking ahead to the year to come. 130 00:05:49,984 --> 00:05:52,487 You’re getting closer to the age you’ll be when you die. 131 00:05:52,488 --> 00:05:54,788 Jesus, Edie. 132 00:05:54,789 --> 00:05:57,591 Andre: And you’ve tended bar before, right? 133 00:05:57,592 --> 00:06:00,059 - Of course, Andre. - So you know how to make all the drinks? 134 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,530 No doubt, especially the new ones, like the Thug Passion. 135 00:06:04,166 --> 00:06:06,234 Yeah, but you’re not going to be pouring a lot of those 136 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:09,537 - at the Find-A-Cure Benefit tonight. - Oh... 137 00:06:09,538 --> 00:06:10,972 You know how to make a Manhattan? 138 00:06:10,973 --> 00:06:12,373 - Yeah. - How? 139 00:06:12,374 --> 00:06:14,708 Pfft! Is he seriously grilling me right now? 140 00:06:14,709 --> 00:06:16,405 No, he’s just doing his background check. 141 00:06:16,406 --> 00:06:18,413 But look, trust me, this kid is "legit-a" 142 00:06:18,414 --> 00:06:20,113 with a capital T. 143 00:06:20,114 --> 00:06:22,249 Look, this company’s awesome. They do all the big events. 144 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:24,779 They do the Met Ball, a ton of Fashion Week parties. 145 00:06:24,780 --> 00:06:27,921 With the shift pay plus tips, it’s a nice chunk of change. 146 00:06:27,922 --> 00:06:29,456 So you can’t fuck this up for me. 147 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:31,592 - Never, bro. Never. - All right. 148 00:06:31,593 --> 00:06:33,928 You need to shave. And you need a black tie. 149 00:06:33,929 --> 00:06:36,164 - Right. - Black tie? Not a problem. 150 00:06:36,165 --> 00:06:37,465 I wanted to work this one myself, 151 00:06:37,466 --> 00:06:38,799 but we booked a gig in Philly, so-- 152 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,302 Oh, man, I love Philly, man. Cool city. 153 00:06:41,303 --> 00:06:42,803 I’m from Philly. It’s miserable. 154 00:06:42,804 --> 00:06:44,905 Anyway, and this is very important. 155 00:06:44,906 --> 00:06:46,875 You have to sign in under my name. 156 00:06:46,876 --> 00:06:48,677 Andre Vipolis. 157 00:06:48,678 --> 00:06:50,111 - Vipo-- - Vipolis. 158 00:06:50,112 --> 00:06:51,445 - Vipolis. - Yes. 159 00:06:51,446 --> 00:06:53,747 It’s 500 cash at the end of the night. 160 00:06:53,748 --> 00:06:55,978 So you got to make sure you bring me my $50 161 00:06:55,979 --> 00:06:57,284 right here tomorrow. 162 00:06:57,285 --> 00:06:58,685 Done deal, my dude. 163 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,354 Bourbon, sweet vermouth and bitters. 164 00:07:00,355 --> 00:07:01,956 That’s a Manhattan! 165 00:07:01,957 --> 00:07:03,625 So, what we can do is we can put up 166 00:07:03,626 --> 00:07:05,259 these sliding room dividers. 167 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:07,861 They keep in the light. They’re adjustable by hand. 168 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:10,063 Well, I just want to give them a sense of privacy. 169 00:07:10,064 --> 00:07:12,633 Anything to separate them. They’re at that age where they need it. 170 00:07:12,634 --> 00:07:14,401 Does your big brother keep you up at night 171 00:07:14,402 --> 00:07:16,198 talking to all his girlfriends? 172 00:07:16,199 --> 00:07:17,437 Are you kidding? 173 00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:19,607 This kid masturbates like a maniac. 174 00:07:19,608 --> 00:07:20,975 Our mom had to cancel our internet-- 175 00:07:20,976 --> 00:07:23,143 Sam, that is inappropriate! Boys, stop it! 176 00:07:23,144 --> 00:07:24,846 - I’m sorry. I’m really-- - 177 00:07:24,847 --> 00:07:26,648 - Boys, cut it out! - Oh, my God. 178 00:07:26,649 --> 00:07:28,582 I’m just going to take this. 179 00:07:28,583 --> 00:07:29,984 Edie: Stop that. Stop it! 180 00:07:29,985 --> 00:07:31,185 Hello? 181 00:07:31,186 --> 00:07:32,453 Hey. Happy-- 182 00:07:32,454 --> 00:07:33,654 - How are you-- oh. - Happy-- 183 00:07:33,655 --> 00:07:35,256 - Happy birthday. 184 00:07:35,257 --> 00:07:37,025 Thanks. 185 00:07:37,026 --> 00:07:39,360 Am I violating some sort of moving-on code? 186 00:07:39,361 --> 00:07:41,529 No, not at all. Not at all. Yeah. 187 00:07:41,530 --> 00:07:43,197 Good birthday so far? 188 00:07:43,198 --> 00:07:44,398 Yeah. Nothing too crazy. 189 00:07:44,399 --> 00:07:45,567 You know, just-- what about you? 190 00:07:45,568 --> 00:07:46,934 Are you at work, or...? 191 00:07:46,935 --> 00:07:48,870 Yeah, calling you from my corner office. 192 00:07:48,871 --> 00:07:50,438 Right. 193 00:07:50,439 --> 00:07:52,940 God, I can’t believe it’s my birthday again. 194 00:07:52,941 --> 00:07:54,542 Just like that. Another year down, huh? 195 00:07:54,543 --> 00:07:56,648 I know, another year. 196 00:07:58,143 --> 00:07:59,313 So, Ben, what are you--? 197 00:07:59,314 --> 00:08:01,586 Do you have plans-- do you have plans tonight? 198 00:08:02,821 --> 00:08:03,951 Sort of. 199 00:08:03,952 --> 00:08:05,147 Oh, OK. 200 00:08:05,148 --> 00:08:06,515 Because I was just going to say 201 00:08:06,516 --> 00:08:08,222 I’m having a little dinner party thing 202 00:08:08,223 --> 00:08:09,924 if you want to stop by. 203 00:08:09,925 --> 00:08:12,159 Oh. OK. 204 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,027 Yeah, I mean, there’s no pressure, obviously. 205 00:08:14,028 --> 00:08:16,730 It’s just-- it would be nice to see you on my birthday. 206 00:08:16,731 --> 00:08:19,032 You know what? That-- that would be nice. 207 00:08:19,033 --> 00:08:21,168 - I’ll definitely stop by. 208 00:08:21,169 --> 00:08:24,806 Ben, can you-- can you hold on just a minute? 209 00:08:24,807 --> 00:08:26,711 - Sure. - OK, thanks. 210 00:08:28,772 --> 00:08:29,944 Hi. 211 00:08:29,945 --> 00:08:31,879 - Hey. - Aren’t you supposed to be 212 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,648 halfway across the Atlantic right now? 213 00:08:33,649 --> 00:08:35,216 My flight has been delayed. 214 00:08:35,217 --> 00:08:36,884 They’re saying five hours at least. 215 00:08:36,885 --> 00:08:38,085 Oh. 216 00:08:39,288 --> 00:08:41,021 OK. Um... 217 00:08:41,022 --> 00:08:42,656 That sucks. 218 00:08:42,657 --> 00:08:44,125 I think I might be better off just hopping 219 00:08:44,126 --> 00:08:45,526 the first flight out tomorrow. 220 00:08:45,527 --> 00:08:47,161 Oh, really? 221 00:08:47,162 --> 00:08:49,458 Which means... 222 00:08:49,459 --> 00:08:51,599 I can make dinner tonight after all. 223 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:55,036 Great. Um... 224 00:08:55,037 --> 00:08:56,703 Darren, I’m-- I’m at work right now. 225 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,572 Let me-- let me call you back in a second, OK? 226 00:08:58,573 --> 00:09:00,374 - Yeah. Sure thing. - OK. 227 00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:02,509 - Rachel: Ben. - Hey. 228 00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:04,778 So, sorry, what were you saying? 229 00:09:04,779 --> 00:09:07,648 Nothing, I was just saying I’ll try to stop by. 230 00:09:07,649 --> 00:09:09,517 Right. Um... 231 00:09:09,518 --> 00:09:10,751 Where’s it at? 232 00:09:10,752 --> 00:09:14,388 It’s at 10:00 at La Esquina. 233 00:09:14,389 --> 00:09:17,392 And just so you know, Darren’s going to be there. 234 00:09:18,893 --> 00:09:20,761 So if that’s going to be too weird... 235 00:09:20,762 --> 00:09:22,063 What? No, that’s-- 236 00:09:22,064 --> 00:09:23,631 Rach, that’s totally cool. 237 00:09:23,632 --> 00:09:24,932 Cool. Great. 238 00:09:24,933 --> 00:09:26,333 I will see you later. 239 00:09:26,334 --> 00:09:28,873 - OK. - Yeah. Bye. 240 00:09:29,941 --> 00:09:31,105 Fuck. 241 00:09:31,106 --> 00:09:32,106 I’m so fucked. 242 00:09:32,107 --> 00:09:33,573 I just went from having no guys 243 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:34,742 at my birthday to having two. 244 00:09:34,743 --> 00:09:36,410 Edie: How? 245 00:09:36,411 --> 00:09:39,380 Darren’s flight got delayed 30 seconds after I invited Ben. 246 00:09:39,381 --> 00:09:40,782 - Fun! - Nightmare. 247 00:09:40,783 --> 00:09:42,050 Having to deal with this is exactly 248 00:09:42,051 --> 00:09:43,550 what I did not want for my birthday. 249 00:09:43,551 --> 00:09:44,952 Honey, it’s going to be fine. 250 00:09:44,953 --> 00:09:46,988 I’m going to get you so high before dinner, 251 00:09:46,989 --> 00:09:49,094 you’re not going to be able to tell them apart. 252 00:09:51,930 --> 00:09:53,227 Cam: Excuse me, young man. 253 00:09:53,228 --> 00:09:55,629 Can you tell me if you carry Crisp NYC, 254 00:09:55,630 --> 00:09:57,192 the hottest denim brand on the planet? 255 00:09:57,193 --> 00:09:58,699 Really? Both of you now? 256 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:00,901 I came solo. I found Domingo in the women’s undergarments. 257 00:10:00,902 --> 00:10:02,403 - Ben: Not surprising. 258 00:10:02,404 --> 00:10:05,206 Your boy is lying. He actually needs a black tie. 259 00:10:05,207 --> 00:10:06,875 He’s got a formal engagement tonight. 260 00:10:06,876 --> 00:10:09,110 Tonight? You didn’t get my text? 261 00:10:09,111 --> 00:10:11,311 We’re taking Kaplan to Ave tonight. 262 00:10:11,312 --> 00:10:14,315 I can’t. I just booked a next-level bartending gig. 263 00:10:14,316 --> 00:10:16,885 Five hundred dollars cash off the books plus tips. 264 00:10:16,886 --> 00:10:18,718 - KWAM. - Five hundred bucks? 265 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:21,055 And trust me when I tell you I need it right now. 266 00:10:21,056 --> 00:10:22,423 What about you, Do’? Can you roll? 267 00:10:22,424 --> 00:10:24,791 No go. I got dinner uptown with my auntie. 268 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,865 Her turkey meatloaf is the bee’s knees. 269 00:10:27,932 --> 00:10:29,798 Turkey meatloaf. I get it. 270 00:10:29,799 --> 00:10:31,999 - I get it, man. - Cam: You OK? 271 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,535 Yeah. I’m good. Hey, listen, I got to refold that. 272 00:10:34,536 --> 00:10:37,771 - Sorry. I’m a bad friend. - What’s wrong with you? 273 00:10:37,772 --> 00:10:39,040 Nothing. I just thought it’d be fun, 274 00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:40,408 us rolling out tonight, that’s all. 275 00:10:40,409 --> 00:10:45,246 Wow. Is Ben suggesting we actually go out? 276 00:10:45,247 --> 00:10:46,847 Whatever, man. I’ll just call Kap. 277 00:10:46,848 --> 00:10:48,210 I’ll reschedule. It’s no big deal. 278 00:10:48,211 --> 00:10:50,384 So can you hook it up 279 00:10:50,385 --> 00:10:52,052 with a black tie or what? 280 00:10:52,053 --> 00:10:54,421 I’ll bring it back tomorrow with the tag still on. 281 00:10:54,422 --> 00:10:56,123 - Follow me. - My man. 282 00:10:56,124 --> 00:10:57,891 Coming through in the clutch. 283 00:10:57,892 --> 00:10:59,593 Hey, yo, what’s your discount like on a tuxedo? 284 00:10:59,594 --> 00:11:02,897 I got this whole, like, black Bond thing I’m working on. 285 00:11:06,438 --> 00:11:07,735 Hey, Dave. 286 00:11:07,736 --> 00:11:09,638 Benny Netanyahu. 287 00:11:09,639 --> 00:11:11,906 What is going on, dude? 288 00:11:11,907 --> 00:11:13,407 We on for dinner pre-Ave? 289 00:11:13,408 --> 00:11:16,277 Yeah, listen, I was thinking about tonight. 290 00:11:16,278 --> 00:11:18,346 I’ve been thinking about tonight all day, bro. 291 00:11:18,347 --> 00:11:19,985 You’re not flaking on me, are you? 292 00:11:22,521 --> 00:11:23,956 Hell no. 293 00:11:25,189 --> 00:11:26,858 Good. Where you want to meet up? 294 00:11:27,892 --> 00:11:29,690 Yeah. Yeah, let’s keep it easy. 295 00:11:29,691 --> 00:11:33,060 We’ll just say in front of Avenue at 11:00, all right? 296 00:11:33,061 --> 00:11:34,895 What could be better than this right now? 297 00:11:34,896 --> 00:11:36,931 You know what I’m saying? Like café con leche in hand, 298 00:11:36,932 --> 00:11:38,600 money in my pocket. 299 00:11:38,601 --> 00:11:40,569 Life is good, my friend. 300 00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:42,469 No doubt, man. 301 00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:46,208 Once I start getting busy, working crazy mogul hours... 302 00:11:46,209 --> 00:11:47,475 Mm-hmm. 303 00:11:47,476 --> 00:11:49,277 I’m going to miss these times with you, man. 304 00:11:49,278 --> 00:11:51,446 Well, you’ve had a good run there, boss. 305 00:11:51,447 --> 00:11:53,347 Sorry I’m late. 306 00:11:53,348 --> 00:11:54,814 - Yo. - Oh, I just met 307 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,850 with the most incredible performance artist. 308 00:11:56,851 --> 00:11:58,718 I think I want to produce her next show. 309 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:00,922 OK, so she works with rotting food. 310 00:12:00,923 --> 00:12:02,824 - Leftover rotting food. - What? 311 00:12:02,825 --> 00:12:04,692 Your latte’s probably cold. 312 00:12:06,061 --> 00:12:08,128 Whatever. Did you do some shopping, Cam? 313 00:12:08,129 --> 00:12:10,469 Bought myself a free tie. Check it out. 314 00:12:11,869 --> 00:12:14,435 Did you see Ben up there? 315 00:12:14,436 --> 00:12:16,131 Ben hooked it up. 316 00:12:16,132 --> 00:12:17,572 How did he seem? 317 00:12:17,573 --> 00:12:19,206 Like Ben. 318 00:12:19,207 --> 00:12:20,942 Half stressed, half homey. 319 00:12:20,943 --> 00:12:22,877 - Why? - I think he’s having 320 00:12:22,878 --> 00:12:24,311 a hard time with Rachel’s birthday today. 321 00:12:24,312 --> 00:12:26,146 Today’s Rachel’s birthday? 322 00:12:26,147 --> 00:12:28,349 Yeah, she’s having this small dinner tonight 323 00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:30,885 and he seemed kind of funky about it this morning. 324 00:12:30,886 --> 00:12:32,791 Her birthday dinner’s tonight? 325 00:12:34,859 --> 00:12:36,295 Oh, shit. 326 00:12:39,363 --> 00:12:40,761 You know how to make a screwdriver? 327 00:12:40,762 --> 00:12:42,929 Hell, yeah. Vodka and orange juice. 328 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,799 And you know how to make a Manhattan, right? 329 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,034 Yeah, it’s, um... 330 00:12:46,035 --> 00:12:47,668 How do you call it? 331 00:12:47,669 --> 00:12:50,137 - Just ask the guy next to you. - Yeah, I could do that. 332 00:12:50,138 --> 00:12:52,840 Make sure when you get there, you sign in as Andre Vipolis. 333 00:12:52,841 --> 00:12:54,342 V-I-P-O-L-I-S. 334 00:12:54,343 --> 00:12:55,777 And it’s $500, 335 00:12:55,778 --> 00:12:57,812 so it’s 400 for you and 100 for me. 336 00:12:57,813 --> 00:12:59,346 - Cool? - Cool. 337 00:12:59,347 --> 00:13:02,684 Oh, and another $25 for the black tie rental. 338 00:13:02,685 --> 00:13:04,586 - Word up. - And the bag. 339 00:13:04,587 --> 00:13:06,458 - OK. - Cool, man. 340 00:13:07,652 --> 00:13:09,156 - Dom. - Peace out, man. 341 00:13:09,157 --> 00:13:10,691 Leon: Yeah, peace. 342 00:13:14,597 --> 00:13:15,997 Yo, Ben. It’s me. 343 00:13:15,998 --> 00:13:17,631 Yo, call me when you get this, man. 344 00:13:17,632 --> 00:13:19,794 The job fell through, so I’m good to go for tonight. 345 00:13:19,795 --> 00:13:21,703 Let’s go to Avenue, baby, all right? 346 00:13:21,704 --> 00:13:23,872 - Peace. - Peace. 347 00:13:23,873 --> 00:13:25,372 ♪ It’s your birthday ♪ 348 00:13:25,373 --> 00:13:28,008 ♪ So I know you want to ride out ♪ 349 00:13:28,009 --> 00:13:31,278 ♪ Even if we only go to my house ♪ 350 00:13:31,279 --> 00:13:35,449 ♪ Sip mo-eezy as we sit upon my couch ♪ 351 00:13:35,450 --> 00:13:40,154 ♪ Feels good, but I know you want to cry out ♪ 352 00:13:40,155 --> 00:13:41,923 ♪ You say you want passion ♪ 353 00:13:41,924 --> 00:13:43,625 ♪ I think you found it ♪ 354 00:13:43,626 --> 00:13:45,927 ♪ Get ready for action ♪ 355 00:13:45,928 --> 00:13:48,062 ♪ Don’t be astounded ♪ 356 00:13:48,063 --> 00:13:49,797 ♪ We switching positions ♪ 357 00:13:49,798 --> 00:13:51,465 ♪ You feel surrounded ♪ 358 00:13:51,466 --> 00:13:54,802 ♪ Tell me where you want your gift, girl ♪ 359 00:13:54,803 --> 00:13:56,937 ♪ Girl, you know I ♪ 360 00:13:56,938 --> 00:13:58,740 ♪ Girl, you know I ♪ 361 00:13:58,741 --> 00:14:00,574 ♪ I’ve been fiending ♪ 362 00:14:00,575 --> 00:14:03,177 ♪ Wake up in the late night dreaming about your loving ♪ 363 00:14:03,178 --> 00:14:05,646 ♪ Girl, you know I ♪ 364 00:14:05,647 --> 00:14:07,715 ♪ Girl, you know I ♪ 365 00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:08,983 ♪ Don’t need candles and cake ♪ 366 00:14:08,984 --> 00:14:11,018 ♪ Just need your body to make ♪ 367 00:14:11,019 --> 00:14:15,294 ♪ Birthday sex, birthday sex ♪ 368 00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:18,893 Rachel: So are you excited to meet my girls? 369 00:14:18,894 --> 00:14:20,629 - Yeah, yeah, I am. I think so. - Yeah. 370 00:14:20,630 --> 00:14:22,363 You got any tips for me? 371 00:14:22,364 --> 00:14:26,967 Edie is her own brand of crazy, but she’s-- 372 00:14:26,968 --> 00:14:29,169 she’s an amazing woman, truly. 373 00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:31,038 And she’s so excited to meet you. 374 00:14:31,039 --> 00:14:32,841 - Oh, that’s nice. - Yeah. 375 00:14:32,842 --> 00:14:34,842 Who else is going to be there? 376 00:14:34,843 --> 00:14:36,771 Um... 377 00:14:36,772 --> 00:14:40,014 Actually, I wanted to let you know 378 00:14:40,015 --> 00:14:43,518 that Ben wanted to stop by. 379 00:14:43,519 --> 00:14:45,653 Oh. OK. 380 00:14:45,654 --> 00:14:48,022 Is he actually going to come inside the restaurant, 381 00:14:48,023 --> 00:14:50,190 or is he just going to scream from under the window? 382 00:14:50,191 --> 00:14:52,360 - Stop. - Sorry. 383 00:14:52,361 --> 00:14:54,228 - That’s bad. - No, I’m sorry. OK. 384 00:14:54,229 --> 00:14:56,601 It’s fine with me. Of course. It’s cool. 385 00:14:58,135 --> 00:14:59,466 Darren, Darren, Darren, you are-- 386 00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:01,406 it’s like nothing fazes you. 387 00:15:03,041 --> 00:15:06,111 Snakes. Snakes. 388 00:15:07,345 --> 00:15:09,010 Cam: Yes, man, we’re already here. 389 00:15:09,011 --> 00:15:11,446 All right, all right. Hurry up then. Peace. 390 00:15:11,447 --> 00:15:12,914 Do’s on his way. 391 00:15:12,915 --> 00:15:14,281 Good. 392 00:15:14,282 --> 00:15:17,289 I’m definitely ready for a drink or 12. 393 00:15:18,222 --> 00:15:19,854 What’s up with you? 394 00:15:19,855 --> 00:15:21,493 Nothing. 395 00:15:23,260 --> 00:15:25,227 Did I tell you it’s Rachel’s birthday today? 396 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:26,961 Nah. 397 00:15:26,962 --> 00:15:29,298 Damn, she’s aging fast. 398 00:15:29,299 --> 00:15:31,065 Yeah. 399 00:15:31,066 --> 00:15:33,263 She invited me to her dinner tonight. 400 00:15:33,264 --> 00:15:34,268 Really? 401 00:15:34,269 --> 00:15:35,670 And you didn’t want to go? 402 00:15:35,671 --> 00:15:37,071 Well, I would’ve, 403 00:15:37,072 --> 00:15:38,405 but her new dude’s going to be there, 404 00:15:38,406 --> 00:15:40,108 and I’m not about to look desperate 405 00:15:40,109 --> 00:15:41,809 in front of the entire party, you know? 406 00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,646 So you turned her down. Look at you. 407 00:15:44,647 --> 00:15:46,713 Well, no, not exactly, 408 00:15:46,714 --> 00:15:49,383 because then I would look premeditated and insecure, 409 00:15:49,384 --> 00:15:52,419 so my only option is just to flake completely 410 00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:54,388 and then make up a story tomorrow. 411 00:15:54,389 --> 00:15:56,157 - Like what? - Stomach flu. 412 00:15:56,158 --> 00:15:57,958 That’s going around. 413 00:15:57,959 --> 00:15:59,727 Yeah. 414 00:15:59,728 --> 00:16:02,101 Yo, is that Kappo right there? 415 00:16:08,105 --> 00:16:09,736 Ben and Cam: Yo! 416 00:16:09,737 --> 00:16:11,739 - There they are. 417 00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:13,140 What’s up, my boys? 418 00:16:13,141 --> 00:16:14,841 How am I looking? 419 00:16:14,842 --> 00:16:16,110 - Ben: Oh, you are looking... - You like that? 420 00:16:16,111 --> 00:16:17,611 - Yeah. - It’s good, yo. 421 00:16:17,612 --> 00:16:19,346 - I’m looking all right? - Yeah. Yeah, man. 422 00:16:19,347 --> 00:16:21,014 You’re very "Nylon Guys." 423 00:16:21,015 --> 00:16:23,351 - For real? That’s good, right? - Ben: Yeah. It’s great. 424 00:16:23,352 --> 00:16:24,919 - Come on. - All right, let’s do it! 425 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,420 Cam: Excuse me, can I get in here? 426 00:16:26,421 --> 00:16:28,088 - Dez, what’s good? - Ben: What’s up, man? 427 00:16:28,089 --> 00:16:29,523 I didn’t see you at ball this week. 428 00:16:29,524 --> 00:16:31,425 - Been busy, man. - Ben: Yeah. 429 00:16:31,426 --> 00:16:33,161 - What’s up, dude? - Dez: Hold up, wait a minute. 430 00:16:33,162 --> 00:16:34,762 - Dude’s with you? - Yeah, he’s good. 431 00:16:34,763 --> 00:16:36,397 - He’s Ben’s homey. - Yeah, he’s with us. 432 00:16:36,398 --> 00:16:37,798 You know I always got you guys, 433 00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:39,400 but it’s not gonna happen for your man tonight. 434 00:16:39,401 --> 00:16:41,269 - He’s a no-go. - What? 435 00:16:41,270 --> 00:16:43,165 - Cam: Wait, yo, Dez. - Ben: Really, Dez? Come on. 436 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,672 - He’s a cool-- - Not going to happen for him. 437 00:16:44,673 --> 00:16:46,374 He’s a cool dude once you get to know him. 438 00:16:46,375 --> 00:16:47,807 - Look at that face, man. - Come on, man. 439 00:16:47,808 --> 00:16:50,182 It’s not going to happen tonight. Too many dudes. 440 00:16:51,049 --> 00:16:52,408 Man: Yo. 441 00:16:52,409 --> 00:16:54,477 Really? Wow. 442 00:16:54,478 --> 00:16:55,582 Ben-- hey, Ben-- 443 00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:57,151 - I’m so sorry. - You promised me 444 00:16:57,152 --> 00:16:58,919 that this was not going to happen. 445 00:16:58,920 --> 00:17:01,660 I can’t believe you’re going to fucking do this to me, man. 446 00:17:07,564 --> 00:17:08,991 Wow. You’re fucking with me? 447 00:17:08,992 --> 00:17:11,098 That’s really, really hilarious. 448 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:13,234 - A little bit. - You’re both assholes. Come on, let me in, man. 449 00:17:13,235 --> 00:17:15,035 Ben: You look like you were about to cry. 450 00:17:15,036 --> 00:17:17,709 Kaplan: I wasn’t going to cry, but I’m going in! 451 00:17:20,111 --> 00:17:21,976 This is it? 452 00:17:21,977 --> 00:17:23,611 This sucks. 453 00:17:23,612 --> 00:17:25,913 It’s still early, David. Relax. 454 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:28,916 Oh. I like that. Mmm. 455 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,251 Man, watch this, watch this. 456 00:17:30,252 --> 00:17:33,553 Hi! Hi! I’m sorry. Excuse me, excuse me. 457 00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:35,189 I was-- I was just wondering, what-- 458 00:17:35,190 --> 00:17:36,390 what’s your favorite charity? 459 00:17:36,391 --> 00:17:38,559 - Charity? - Yeah. 460 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,056 I know you models like all that charity stuff. 461 00:17:41,057 --> 00:17:42,964 And I just thought maybe you could recommend one 462 00:17:42,965 --> 00:17:44,564 I could give some money to. 463 00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,401 It’s just, I got too much for one guy. 464 00:17:47,402 --> 00:17:49,969 My favorite charity is losers from Wall Street 465 00:17:49,970 --> 00:17:52,473 who think that anyone still cares about their money. 466 00:17:52,474 --> 00:17:55,076 Kaplan: Oh! Now, was that nice? 467 00:17:55,077 --> 00:17:56,677 Excuse me. Is that nice? 468 00:17:56,678 --> 00:17:59,784 - 469 00:18:08,089 --> 00:18:10,191 You know who he reminds me of? 470 00:18:10,192 --> 00:18:12,993 That guy Jake from "Sixteen Candles." 471 00:18:12,994 --> 00:18:14,362 Right? 472 00:18:14,363 --> 00:18:15,997 - Really? - Yeah. 473 00:18:15,998 --> 00:18:17,999 You don’t think so? 474 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,500 They’re like twins. 475 00:18:19,501 --> 00:18:21,302 You know-- you know the one I’m talking about. 476 00:18:21,303 --> 00:18:24,105 Jockey but sweet, you know? 477 00:18:24,106 --> 00:18:26,106 - Yeah, I-- I see it. - Mm-hmm. 478 00:18:27,946 --> 00:18:29,210 Guys, guys. To Kappo. 479 00:18:29,211 --> 00:18:31,379 - Uh-oh. - One of many nights. 480 00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:33,247 For real. Many nights, boys. Many nights. 481 00:18:33,248 --> 00:18:34,548 - Cheers. - Thank you. 482 00:18:34,549 --> 00:18:37,852 - Back to back. Watch this. - Salud. 483 00:18:37,853 --> 00:18:40,587 Ah! 484 00:18:40,588 --> 00:18:43,018 I’m lapping you ladies. Step your game up. 485 00:18:43,019 --> 00:18:44,425 - Yo! - Yo, pace yourself, Kappo. 486 00:18:44,426 --> 00:18:45,726 Yeah, this is me taking it slow. 487 00:18:45,727 --> 00:18:47,395 - Kappo, what you got? - Do it. Do it. 488 00:18:47,396 --> 00:18:49,696 - Boom! I love it! - Yo, what are you guys doing? 489 00:18:49,697 --> 00:18:51,498 What are we doing? Sharing a drink called loneliness. 490 00:18:51,499 --> 00:18:53,200 - Right, Ben? - I’m here for you, Dave. 491 00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:55,069 That’s stupid. I’m already tipsy. You tipsy? 492 00:18:55,070 --> 00:18:56,703 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Right there. 493 00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:59,839 That’s a fake Gwyneth Paltrow, but I like it. 494 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:01,509 - I’m gonna slip her a roofie. - Yo, are you fucking serious? 495 00:19:01,510 --> 00:19:02,505 What? No! 496 00:19:02,506 --> 00:19:05,246 No, I am not. 497 00:19:05,247 --> 00:19:06,976 I am not serious. 498 00:19:06,977 --> 00:19:08,983 Damn, guys. What you think of me? 499 00:19:08,984 --> 00:19:10,451 It’s breath mints. 500 00:19:10,452 --> 00:19:11,918 Relax. Take a breath. 501 00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:13,787 - Cam: Let me get one. - Yeah, you need one. 502 00:19:13,788 --> 00:19:15,689 Don’t take advantage of me now. 503 00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:17,591 - It’s hard, man, it’s hard-- - I know who you are. 504 00:19:17,592 --> 00:19:19,627 I know who you are. Yo, innkeeper! 505 00:19:19,628 --> 00:19:22,163 Another round of drinks for my boys right here. 506 00:19:23,932 --> 00:19:25,734 No. Oh, my God. 507 00:19:25,735 --> 00:19:27,301 Does everybody have wine left? 508 00:19:27,302 --> 00:19:28,968 I have beer. 509 00:19:28,969 --> 00:19:32,039 Because I just want to say a few words about the birthday girl. 510 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,474 All: Aww. 511 00:19:33,475 --> 00:19:36,277 When Rachel walked into my office three years ago 512 00:19:36,278 --> 00:19:39,146 looking for a job, I remember thinking, 513 00:19:39,147 --> 00:19:41,148 "Who is this gorgeous hippie 514 00:19:41,149 --> 00:19:42,984 not wearing a bra to an interview?" 515 00:19:47,122 --> 00:19:48,589 Don’t worry, they looked very nice. 516 00:19:48,590 --> 00:19:50,857 Oh, thank you. Great. Come on. 517 00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:53,293 But seriously, honestly, in the three years since then, 518 00:19:53,294 --> 00:19:55,362 we’ve grown very close. 519 00:19:55,363 --> 00:19:58,432 Now I like to tease her that I am the president 520 00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:00,134 of the Rachel Chapman Fan Club. 521 00:20:00,135 --> 00:20:02,942 I love you, Edie. 522 00:20:04,175 --> 00:20:06,740 So I thought, as president, 523 00:20:06,741 --> 00:20:10,011 it might be nice to hear from a new member of the club. 524 00:20:10,012 --> 00:20:11,483 Darren. 525 00:20:12,449 --> 00:20:13,915 Take it away. 526 00:20:13,916 --> 00:20:15,349 Darren, you don’t have to-- 527 00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:16,816 - No, I-- 528 00:20:16,817 --> 00:20:18,752 You’re putting me on the spot, Edie. 529 00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:21,855 - Let’s see what you got, Darren. - Um, OK. 530 00:20:21,856 --> 00:20:25,058 All right, well, I guess there is one thing I could share. 531 00:20:25,059 --> 00:20:28,762 You know, it’s more of a confession, actually. 532 00:20:28,763 --> 00:20:32,600 See, I’m not here tonight because my flight was delayed. 533 00:20:32,601 --> 00:20:35,435 I’m here tonight because I switched it 534 00:20:35,436 --> 00:20:38,139 in order to be here with you on your birthday. 535 00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:39,740 All: Aww! 536 00:20:39,741 --> 00:20:41,509 Even though I know you hate birthdays 537 00:20:41,510 --> 00:20:43,310 and it’s not a big deal to you, 538 00:20:43,311 --> 00:20:45,074 but I just thought it would be nice 539 00:20:45,075 --> 00:20:47,415 if we could be together on it. 540 00:20:47,416 --> 00:20:48,916 Oh, my God. 541 00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,217 Put a ring on it! 542 00:20:50,218 --> 00:20:54,155 - Man: Hear, hear! 543 00:20:54,156 --> 00:20:56,925 OK, I’m fucking with you. Actually, my flight was delayed. 544 00:20:56,926 --> 00:20:58,958 - Man: Come on! - What? 545 00:20:58,959 --> 00:21:01,766 - Darren: Well, I’m sorry. 546 00:21:04,668 --> 00:21:07,001 All right, look, look. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 547 00:21:07,002 --> 00:21:08,703 Things happen for a reason, 548 00:21:08,704 --> 00:21:10,504 and I’m glad that they do. 549 00:21:10,505 --> 00:21:13,775 So here’s to things happening for a reason. 550 00:21:13,776 --> 00:21:16,244 All: Aww. 551 00:21:16,245 --> 00:21:17,545 Woman: Cheers. 552 00:21:17,546 --> 00:21:19,413 ♪ Niggas is all the same ♪ 553 00:21:19,414 --> 00:21:21,149 ♪ Brooklyn niggas get crazy loot ♪ 554 00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:22,616 ♪ That’s because when it’s beef ♪ 555 00:21:22,617 --> 00:21:24,213 ♪ They ain’t scared to shoot ♪ 556 00:21:24,214 --> 00:21:25,519 ♪ Harlem niggas know how to play ♪ 557 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,289 I got to say, Kaplan kind of rules. 558 00:21:28,290 --> 00:21:32,927 Your man is hilarious! 559 00:21:32,928 --> 00:21:34,361 Kappo! 560 00:21:34,362 --> 00:21:36,096 ♪ If it wasn’t for the Bronx ♪ 561 00:21:36,097 --> 00:21:37,598 ♪ This rap shit probably never would be going on ♪ 562 00:21:37,599 --> 00:21:39,099 ♪ So tell me where you from ♪ 563 00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,902 ♪ Uptown, baby, uptown, baby ♪ 564 00:21:40,903 --> 00:21:42,336 ♪ We gets down, baby ♪ 565 00:21:42,337 --> 00:21:43,738 ♪ Up for the crown, baby ♪ 566 00:21:43,739 --> 00:21:44,939 Hey. 567 00:21:44,940 --> 00:21:47,374 Look, if you ask nicely, I might forgive you 568 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,276 for that little comment earlier. 569 00:21:49,277 --> 00:21:51,179 There’s nothing nice about me. 570 00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:54,014 Look, come on, don’t hate me because I’m rich. 571 00:21:54,015 --> 00:21:57,022 I won’t hate you because you’re beautiful. 572 00:21:58,355 --> 00:21:59,954 We could roll together, hmm? 573 00:21:59,955 --> 00:22:02,824 We could be the most hated couple up in here. 574 00:22:02,825 --> 00:22:04,096 Hmm? 575 00:22:05,295 --> 00:22:06,561 - You’re funny. - Oh. 576 00:22:06,562 --> 00:22:08,062 Oh, see that? See? 577 00:22:08,063 --> 00:22:10,029 You’re warming up to me a little bit, right? 578 00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:12,533 ♪ Two-quarters of my life walking roads type narrow ♪ 579 00:22:12,534 --> 00:22:14,168 ♪ Deep thoughts which I abide by ♪ 580 00:22:14,169 --> 00:22:16,069 ♪ Puffing high’s got my mind’s eye ♪ 581 00:22:16,070 --> 00:22:17,671 ♪ Points sharper than an arrow getting high ♪ 582 00:22:17,672 --> 00:22:19,941 ♪ Keep your eye on the sparrow ♪ 583 00:22:21,377 --> 00:22:23,077 Darren! 584 00:22:23,078 --> 00:22:25,079 Sorry. Too late, Edie. You snooze, you lose. 585 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:28,582 No! I’m supposed to be the sugar mama tonight. 586 00:22:28,583 --> 00:22:30,884 Yeah, well, it looks like I might be making a run 587 00:22:30,885 --> 00:22:32,820 at that Rachel Fan Club Presidency, so-- 588 00:22:32,821 --> 00:22:35,923 Ooh! Look at the hotelier going for it. 589 00:22:37,192 --> 00:22:38,926 I’m trying, Edie. I’m trying. Thanks. 590 00:22:38,927 --> 00:22:40,228 Aww. 591 00:22:40,229 --> 00:22:42,363 Darren, thank you so much. That was... 592 00:22:42,364 --> 00:22:45,604 - Sure. - ...that was really, really sweet of you to do. 593 00:22:46,638 --> 00:22:48,337 I’m happy you were here. 594 00:22:48,338 --> 00:22:50,204 Me too. 595 00:23:03,755 --> 00:23:05,086 (door chime dings) 596 00:23:05,087 --> 00:23:06,491 Coffee here. 597 00:23:07,659 --> 00:23:09,694 Pack of Wrigley’s. 598 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:14,528 You know what? Let me get this bag of Cheez Doodles. 599 00:23:14,529 --> 00:23:16,563 - So nice to meet you. - Happy birthday, baby. 600 00:23:16,564 --> 00:23:18,366 - I love you. All right, I’ll talk to you later. - Thank you. 601 00:23:18,367 --> 00:23:20,168 - Thank you. - Bye, Edie. 602 00:23:20,169 --> 00:23:21,573 Bye. 603 00:23:23,841 --> 00:23:25,706 - She’s great. - I know. 604 00:23:25,707 --> 00:23:28,047 - Yeah, she’s totally great. - She is great. 605 00:23:30,782 --> 00:23:33,014 Hey, so sorry I’m late. 606 00:23:33,015 --> 00:23:34,715 Darren. 607 00:23:34,716 --> 00:23:36,888 - Hey, Ben. - Good to see you again. 608 00:23:38,288 --> 00:23:41,022 Well, I guess I’ll just give you two a minute. 609 00:23:41,023 --> 00:23:42,494 Ben: Thanks. 610 00:23:46,763 --> 00:23:48,200 Didn’t want to show up empty-handed. 611 00:23:50,902 --> 00:23:53,300 That is amazing. 612 00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:54,703 So how was dinner? 613 00:23:54,704 --> 00:23:56,771 You know, lots-- lots of garlic. 614 00:23:56,772 --> 00:23:57,705 Garlic? 615 00:23:57,706 --> 00:23:59,040 Wouldn’t bring a date there. 616 00:23:59,041 --> 00:24:02,647 Right. I’ll try to remember that. 617 00:24:04,015 --> 00:24:06,112 I just-- I don’t know, Rachel. 618 00:24:06,113 --> 00:24:10,252 I just wanted to come and say happy birthday in person. 619 00:24:10,253 --> 00:24:11,486 So... 620 00:24:11,487 --> 00:24:14,022 I’m glad that you did. 621 00:24:14,023 --> 00:24:15,694 - Yeah? - Yes. 622 00:24:17,061 --> 00:24:18,497 Cool. 623 00:24:21,131 --> 00:24:22,797 I should probably let you go. 624 00:24:22,798 --> 00:24:24,236 Yeah. 625 00:24:27,205 --> 00:24:28,731 Happy birthday, Rach. 626 00:24:31,809 --> 00:24:33,913 - Good night, Ben. - Good night. 627 00:24:54,532 --> 00:24:56,063 (car horn honks) 628 00:24:56,064 --> 00:24:57,731 Cam: You better not have chased that car! 629 00:24:57,732 --> 00:25:00,234 I didn’t want to run after you. 630 00:25:00,235 --> 00:25:01,602 How’d you know? 631 00:25:01,603 --> 00:25:03,103 Because I could tell when you left, man. 632 00:25:03,104 --> 00:25:05,006 I didn’t even know where I was going when I left. 633 00:25:05,007 --> 00:25:06,641 Man, I know you better than you know you. 634 00:25:06,642 --> 00:25:07,875 Yeah, maybe you do. 635 00:25:07,876 --> 00:25:10,845 Yo! Who wants to go to Veselka? 636 00:25:10,846 --> 00:25:12,613 It’s going to be blueberry blintzes. 637 00:25:12,614 --> 00:25:15,582 No. Fuck the blintzes. Let’s go back to Avenue. 638 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:17,251 - Cam: OK! - Ben: Yeah. 639 00:25:17,252 --> 00:25:19,654 Cam: Back it up! Let’s do it, kid! 640 00:25:19,655 --> 00:25:22,556 (music playing) 641 00:25:22,557 --> 00:25:24,058 ♪ Trying to hold on... ♪ 642 00:25:24,059 --> 00:25:25,425 Ben: Can we not be three dudes 643 00:25:25,426 --> 00:25:26,661 listening to Teddy Pendergrass 644 00:25:26,662 --> 00:25:28,162 in a white Bentley, please? 645 00:25:28,163 --> 00:25:31,570 ♪ I think I’d better let it go ♪ 646 00:25:33,004 --> 00:25:35,069 647 00:25:35,070 --> 00:25:38,110 ♪ Looks like another love T.K.O. ♪ 648 00:25:39,577 --> 00:25:41,808 649 00:25:41,809 --> 00:25:44,749 ♪ Yes, I think I’d better let it go ♪ 650 00:25:46,217 --> 00:25:48,216 - - 651 00:25:48,217 --> 00:25:51,190 ♪ Looks like another love T.K.O. ♪ 652 00:25:52,657 --> 00:25:54,522 653 00:25:54,523 --> 00:25:57,229 654 00:26:00,732 --> 00:26:02,330 655 00:26:02,331 --> 00:26:05,670 656 00:26:08,372 --> 00:26:13,573 657 00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:25,720 ♪ Tried to take control of the love ♪ 658 00:26:25,721 --> 00:26:29,023 659 00:26:29,024 --> 00:26:31,159 ♪ Because you lose all thoughts ♪ 660 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,493 661 00:26:32,494 --> 00:26:34,962 662 00:26:34,963 --> 00:26:37,431 ♪ Taking the bumps and the bruises ♪ 663 00:26:37,432 --> 00:26:39,304 48011