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(music playing)

♪ I need a dollar, dollar ♪

♪ A dollar is what I need, hey, hey ♪

♪ Well, I need a dollar, dollar ♪

♪ A dollar is what I need, hey, hey ♪

♪ Said I need a dollar, dollar ♪

♪ And if I share with you my story ♪

♪ Would you share your dollar with me? ♪

♪ Well, I don’t know ♪

♪ If I’m walking on solid ground ♪

♪ And if I share with you my story ♪

♪ Would you share your dollar with me? ♪

(music playing)

♪ Hey, ring the alarm, hey, woh-oh ♪

♪ Ring the alarm, another sound is dying, woh-oh, hey ♪

♪ Ring the alarm, another sound is dying ♪

Good seeing you. I’m good.

Hey. You’re leaving?

I just sent out for more beer.

I gotta be up in like four hours.

- Big meeting in the morning. - Party pooper.

What are you talking about? I’m just a hard working American trying to get mine.

Forget working hard.

Quit your job, start a band with me.

We’ll sell a million ringtones and get paid.

That’s tempting, that’s very tempting. What are we called?

Um...

Hey, Jill!

Ben and I are gonna start a band together.

What should we be called?

Um... The Fucking Awesome’s!

Oh. I’m so in.

Let me know when we have rehearsal, all right?

OK.

I’m serious, yo. It happened.

- You out? - Yeah.

We got that pattern maker 8:30 AM, right? Tomorrow.

Yeah. 8:30. I got it. I’m good.

He’s squeezing us in, so don’t be late. OK?

Amber, will you please make sure to set

an extra alarm for me tomorrow morning?

I got a problem with the snooze button.

You think you’re coming home with me?

We met two hours ago.

Come on, Amber, you know we got crazy chemistry.

Your friend’s been telling me bad jokes all night

and calls it chemistry.

Yeah, but his jokes grow on you after time.

8:30.

(alarm beeping)

(beeping stops)

Mm...

Hey!

No more snooze button, sleepyhead.

No, fuck, wait. I gotta go.

(music playing)

♪ If you want a time to soul ♪

♪ Baby, it’s time to soul time ♪

Yo, yo! You get my text?

I’m so sorry, man. Come on, let’s go.

What happened? Our meeting got pushed?

Nope.

No, you didn’t!

You had me on Cam time this morning?

Yep.

I could’ve showered, at least.

I’m not smelling so fresh right now.

We really appreciate you squeezing us in on such short notice.

At my age, long notice isn’t such a great idea.

I don’t even buy green bananas.

So how’d you find me?

Oh, I read about you in "Women’s Wear Daily."

Ah. Did they say nice things about me?

They said you cut for the best.

- I cut for them all. - Wow.

Lotta people making jeans, huh?

It’s big business-- everybody wants their piece.

Well, my man here isn’t like everybody else.

- He’s a visionary. - How wonderful.

Ben: So we want an 18-inch leg opening,

but with the narrow chain stitch hem, right here.

And want to keep the 1970s essence,

but apply it to a modern pair of jeans.

What you think, Zev?

- Not a problem. - But do you like the concept?

- Sure. - Yeah?

So how much is all this gonna cost?

Oh...

Bring me your denim and $1500 by tomorrow morning,

I’ll put you ahead of a big job I got coming in.

Whoa. 1500?

- Pattern and sample. - For one pair of jeans?

It’s your blueprint.

Every pair of jeans your factory makes

is based on this sample.

OK, so $1500 it is.

Glad one of you listens.

(music playing)

This is not a fashion statement.

I fucked up my back in yoga this morning.

It’s a clever contraption though.

- It’s cute, right? - Yeah.

It makes my tits look like a present.

- Yes. - Where are we on Essex Street?

I talked to Miguel this morning and he says the wall unit looks awesome.

And the bolsters?

Oh, shit.

You forgot my custom bolsters.

Here I thought you were perfect.

I’ll get them on the way to my lunch.

Lunch?

Yeah, I told you about that yesterday.

- No. - Yes.

My college roommate’s in town for, like, 72 hours.

She’s doing the Peace Corps in Africa. I never get to see her.

What am I gonna do for lunch? I don’t want to eat alone.

- You can join us. - No.

You guys will just talk about all the crazy fun times

you had giving college boys hum ding,

and make me regret dropping out of Hunter.

I think you’ve given enough hum ding in your day to join us for lunch.

Not Ivy League.

I’m insecure!

Yo, yo, here we go, man.

There he is.

The most handsome bodega owner on the Lower East Side.

Good morning, Rene.

- ¿Cómo estamos? - Sí, bien.

So, ese, how many cases today?

To be honest with you, none.

Did I just hear him say none

- as in zero none? - What?

Mira, I try to help you, but...

the Rasta Monsta just sit on shelf.

Nobody buy it.

Yeah, well, maybe if you put it

somewhere where people will see it.

- Can you see it from there? - No.

I can’t see it from there.

What you got there, little man?

- Red Bull. - Why you buy that drink?

’Cause Red Bull has wings!

You ever see this Rasta Monsta?

Never even heard of that.

It’s new. Here you go.

Try one, on the house.

(slurping)

That’s good.

That’s Rasta Monsta!

Hey, yo! Little man!

Tell your friends all about that, OK?

- You got it.

Nothing wrong with Rasta Monsta.

You just gotta get the word out.

You owe me $1.25 for the kid’s drink.

Take it easy, I’m just kidding.

It’s a joke.

(music playing)

Don’t get me wrong, man. These are good.

- But I’m gonna have to pass. - What? Mike!

Do you realize the gems I just brought you here?

I got more inventory than I can move right now, guys.

And truthfully speaking, I don’t know if you know this yet,

but, uh, everybody’s rocking these.

- What the fuck, Mike? - What?

All right, cool. Thanks, man.

I got $220 in the bank I can put in. What you got?

I have 1600 to my name.

Sixteen?

And I need 1550 of it for rent next week.

Rent? Man, come on, fuck rent.

It takes months before they can even kick you out.

We need this money today.

Fuck rent? I’m sorry, I’m not getting evicted.

I’m not gonna stay on your grandma’s couch with you, all right?

Oh. Any chance we could ask your pops for a contribution?

Any chance we could ask your moms?

Please, man. She doesn’t even say hello when I call.

She says "I got no money for you" and hangs up.

Well, I haven’t asked my dad for a dollar since I moved out.

- I really don’t want to start now. -

Oh, great. It’s David Kaplan.

Perfect timing! Kapo’s good for 1500 easy.

No, we’re not gonna take any more money from him until we pay him back, man.

(cell phone ringing)

- Yo, what? - Yo, Kapo!

Just the man I wanted to talk to.

Hey, Dave. Hey. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Benito Mussolini! What’s up, my man?

What’s up? All good, man. What’s up with you?

Yo. Avenue?!

You ready to make good on your promise or what, boychik?

Well, tonight is, uh, is goth night at Avenue,

so I don’t think it’s the vibe you’re looking for.

But we’ll do it next week, OK?

No, Ben, it’s not OK.

The truth is I’m in a really bad place right now

and I could really use a friend to talk to, but...

apparently I’m only cool to hang out with

when you’re $3,000 short.

But whatever, I’ll just go home and take

a handful of Xannies and make it another early night.

Jesus, David!

I’m fucking with you, Ben! Jesus!

- Do it another time. - Oh-- OK.

I love you, bro.

Uh, I love you too, bro.

You guys say "I love you, bro,"

but you can’t ask him for $1500?

He’s not an ATM, Cam.

Fine. Forget it.

I’ll ask my pops for it, OK?

OK. Yo...

and tell your pops I think he raised a very good son

and I always wished I had a father like him.

And as soon as we get our first order,

we’ll pay him back in full plus interest.

Who could say no to that pitch, huh?

You’re the man, Ben.

- I’ll see you at 7:00. - See you at 7:00, man.

- Hi! - So sorry I’m late.

Oh, my God, I would’ve called you but--

I know, I know, I’m the last person on earth to not have a cellphone.

- Which is why I love you but-- - You look amazing!

No, oh, my God, you do. You look amazing. I’m so-- God.

- How long has it been? - Katie’s wedding, I think.

That’s right. Wait, what? Tell me everything.

So, um, when I was in Swaziland doing Peace Corps,

we found out that truckers are the highest transmitters of HIV on the continent.

That’s a frightening statistic.

Yeah, so one day myself and another volunteer

just started going to truck stops and handing out condoms.

And the concept caught on and we got a little grant,

and now I am running a mobile truck stop condom distribution service.

- What? - Bizarre, right?

But that’s amazing.

Yeah, and you know, the crazy part is

it’s actually working.

I mean, you have no idea what it feels like

to hold a small African child in your arms

and know that because of you their mother won’t get AIDS.

Wow.

But please, enough about me.

How are you? How’s work? How’s...

Work is good. Work’s good.

What are these awesome pillows?

Oh. These are...

- I love the print. - Yeah, I mean...

They’re not, they’re not saving anyone’s life.

(indistinct chatter)

Ben! Oh, honey! What are you doing here?

- Hi, sweetheart. - Hey, Mom.

- We’re having our Teachers Union Meeting today. - Oh.

You remember my colleagues, Yolanda...

- Hi! - Doris...

- Hernán... - Hey, Ben.

Ooh, Gladys, he looks just like a young Stan.

Well, thanks, Yolanda.

I’ll take that as a compliment.

So what are you doing with yourself these days, Ben?

Uh, Doris, that is a very good question.

Did you eat? I have California rolls.

Mom, I do feed myself.

How old are these?

Ooh, why?

I don’t know, it’s a little weird.

- So where’s Dad? - Why? What’s wrong?

Nothing’s wrong. I just gotta ask him a question.

Oh. Your father is at Book Culture,

taking advantage of their browsing policy.

- Mm. - Is this about Rachel?

- What? No. - Oh.

Well, how is she doing?

You know, I miss her. Am I allowed to say that?

- And I’m out. I love you, Mom. - OK.

If you see your father remind him we’re having dinner with the Cohens at 7:00.

OK.

God forbid he should carry his cell phone and turn it on.

Thank you.

If it isn’t the tri-state area beverage king.

- What’s going on? - Nice to see you, Rene.

Come here. How you doing, buddy?

What’s up with the hugs, man?

Hey, it’s good to see you.

So what was so urgent you had to come in today, huh?

We got a problem.

What kind of problem?

The marketing for Rasta Monsta.

What’s the problem with the marketing?

There is no marketing, OK.

Nobody’s buying it because nobody knows what the hell it is.

Guys, what happened to our deal?

You got the posters, right?

Forget the posters, man. We gotta do this big.

Billboards, radio, even TV.

Fellas, come on, man. We gotta get the word out now.

Unfortunately, Rene, at this point we can’t afford any more marketing.

All our money’s tied up.

Yeah, in that Ricky Martin diet rum, right?

You guys are fucked up.

- No, no, no... - No, buddy.

We’ve got a quarter million invested

in the rest of the US territory ourselves.

So you know nobody wants to see Rasta Monsta succeed more than we do.

Rene, if you want to put the money in to market

your territory yourself, be our guest.

So basically, you’re asking me

to go into my own pocket to make you guys rich?

Well...

we’re not gonna stop you.

(music playing)

Yo, yo! The legend is back!

Wilfredo Gomez returns to glory, baby!

OK! Yo!

Limited edition decks,

$40 today, $50 tomorrow.

- Get ’em while they hot. - Yo, man.

Forty dollars for Wilfredo’s crazy ass?

Dude, you buggin’ out!

Yo, you buggin’ out, son!

Yo, Wilfredo Gomez is the king of New York skating.

- Yeah? - My man is international.

Check this out.

You know what this is?

Come on, man, that shit’s straight Photoshop.

YouTube it, taken yesterday.

Dude, yesterday Wilfredo chased me three blocks

trying to get a bite of my pizza.

That fool ain’t in China.

- You saw Wilfredo? - Outside Supreme.

But he’s probably in the loony bin by now.

Listen, nobody’s buying these decks for $40.

Not while your boy’s wildin’ out on Lafayette.

Yo, Wilfredo’s just a misunderstood genius!

All y’all are too ghetto to understand that, so peace out.

Your boy, he’s a lunatic.

Take your corny ass decks down to Suckerville.

- All right, man, you corny. - Yeah, all right.

- Peace, dude. - Both of you are corny.

Yeah, peace, man.

Oh, Dad, there’s got to be a better place

to hide from Mom and her friends.

Ben, what are you doing here?

Looking for you.

Well, you found me.

I’m finally getting a chance to read Al Gore’s book.

Boy, we really fucked ourselves with this environment.

No, no, no. That’s all propaganda.

- You all right? - Yeah, I’m great, actually.

No, because it’s been awhile since you came looking for me.

Well, I wanted to run something by you. Um...

I’ve been thinking about my future.

Oh, your head must be hurting.

I’ve worn jeans everyday of my life

for the past 15 years.

I work with them. I know what sells.

I think I’d be good at this.

Dad, a lot of people have made a lot of money making jeans.

A lot of money is great, but at this point,

I’d be happy seeing you just have health insurance.

So what exactly is the plan?

The plan is I make the jeans, I sell the jeans.

- You make it sound simple. - Dad...

I can do this.

Ben, I love you. You got so much talent.

I believe you could accomplish anything you put your mind to.

But quite frankly, I’m worried about you.

All right, that’s my two cents.

Now what else can I help you with this afternoon?

- A little more! Yeah! Whoo!

- Thanks a lot, Park. - Pleasure, pleasure.

Yo, man. For your son or your grandson.

- Oh, thank you. - Thank you, man.

- All right. - Have a good day.

Oh, excuse me!

(music playing)

Thank you so much for getting me in today, man.

- I really appreciate it. - It’s OK, man, it’s OK.

♪ Beat my bones against the wall ♪

♪ Staring down an empty hall ♪

♪ Deep down in a hollow log ♪

♪ Coming home like a letter bomb ♪

♪ Cold was the storm that covered the night ♪

I want to thank you guys for, uh...

taking the time to see me today.

I know in the past

we’ve have had our differences, right?

I know in my younger, wild days I might have caused

some problems for your businesses.

For that, I’m truly sorry.

But like most of you,

I grew without a father.

I didn’t have nobody to teach me right from wrong.

You know, they always told us that America

was the land of opportunity.

You know, but around my way,

it seemed that the only opportunity there was,

was to either get shot or arrested, right?

- And oh, yeah...

There’s a new thing happening now.

A black man has been elected President,

there’s a Puerto Rican chick in the Supreme Court.

And I, like them, I want to make a huge change for our people.

- It’s called Rasta Monsta.

Oh, no, no, no. This is for real, this is for real.

Mira, momento, all right?

I’m here asking for your grassroots support on this.

I need Rasta Monsta in your barber shops,

in your livery cabs, in your strip joints.

But most of all...

I need that middle shelf in your bodegas.

Just to be clear,

what’s in it for us?

How does, uh, three percent of the net sound?

Five percent sounds better.

Papa, come on. Work with me here.

- Four and a half. - Four and a quarter?

Good.

Rasta Monsta.

It tastes like fruit punch pero spicy.

(music playing)

(school bell rings)

Yo, yo! Take home a legend!

Yo, limited edition Wilfredo Gomez pro model.

Forty dollars a pop. Get ’em while they last!

Yo! Yo, you with the red hat.

Come on, man, I see you. I see you with the headphones.

I’m gonna be right here.

Who the hell is Wilfredo Gomez?

You don’t know about Wilfredo?

You must not skate.

I skate and I never heard of him.

Wilfredo is a legend!

He’s, like, the illest skater in New York City.

How come I’ve never seen him in "Thrasher"?

- He was in there. - Does he have a shoe sponsor?

- Nah, he’s not a sell out. - Does he have a lawyer? My dad is Tony Hawk’s lawyer.

- What’s the significance of the elephant? - Well, the elephant--

What’s your affiliation with the Wilfredo Gomez brand?

Is he even going to the X Games?

Wilfredo Gomez is a crazy person, OK?!

He could’ve been the best skater in New York, but he lost his mind!

And you know why he’s not at the X Games?

It’s cause he’s running around the Lower East Side

shaking kids down for their pizza money.

And you know what? If he rolled up on the five of y’all right now,

you’d be running home screaming to your mommies!

And your nannies!

- Edie? - I’m back here!

The desk bed looks amazing, you little rock star!

And these two gorgeous carpenters told me they have crushes on you.

What do you think?

I quit.

My freshman year roommate is singlehandedly

stopping the spread of AIDS in Africa

and I’m, I’m what, I’m, like, picking up pillows?

Rachel, I’m only gonna say this once, so listen up.

- Hmm? - OK.

First and foremost, I love you very much.

You are an incredibly talented designer

and if you don’t quit and move to Africa,

you’re going to be a huge success.

- Thank you. - Secondly,

any ambitious do-gooder with airfare

can feel like they’re making a difference in Africa.

It’s Africa!

Parts of it are, unfortunately, very fucked up.

- Edie... - OK.

Obviously, they’re doing very important work.

But think about this:

Who can make a difference in the lives

of the people of New York City?

Every day we help hard working Americans

squeeze the most out of their tiny apartments.

We keep siblings from killing each other with room dividers.

We give a divorced single dad a shot at joint custody

by transforming his walk-in closet into a second bedroom.

So don’t tell me that we don’t make a difference.

We are saving this city 300 square feet at a time.

Are we heroes?

We’re design superheroes.

Oh, can I have my-- can I have my job back?

Yeah.

I mean, I still want you to go to Africa and help out.

Yeah.

Just do it on your Christmas break.

Yo! Yo! Bert and Ernie!

Rene? What are you doing here?

Oh, you know, I was thinking about what you guys said

about me paying for my own marketing.

- And? - And, uh, I’m gonna do that.

The only thing is, I’m taking over the rights to North America.

The North American territory is not for sale.

- Everything’s for sale. - Rene, come on, man.

Look, I want to buy you guys out for what you put in, all right--

250 grand cash-- and you’re lucky.

You’re lucky, all right, you’re gonna be breaking even on this.

What is this? A hostile takeover?

Uh, it can be.

How hostile, that’s up to you, bro.

All right, listen.

I’ll have your cash one week, OK? One week.

- Later, guys. - Adiós.

- What up? - Hey.

So, uh, you talk to your pops?

- You get the money? - I talked to my pops...

and I did not get the money.

What happened? He dissed us?

No, I didn’t ask him.

I was about to and then I realized, you know what,

we don’t even have a business plan.

You serious right now?

Yeah, I’m fucking serious, Cam.

I mean, we need think this one through start to finish

before we start asking people for money.

Then we’ll come up with a plan. Don’t even worry about it.

Well, worrying is sort of my thing, so... cha-ching!

1500 for the sample.

Oh, shit! Let me hold that.

Yeah.

- OK! - OK?

Ladies, ladies.

It’s hot out here tonight, right?

- Give me that. Give me that.

Wait, so I don’t understand. How’d you get it?

This is my rent money.

Step one of the plan, we make a great sample.

And then... I don’t fucking know, man.

We’re just gonna figure out step two after step one, I don’t know.

A homeless CEO though? That’s not a good look for our company.

Well, I’m not on the street yet, Cam.

- Pay your rent, motherfucker! - What?

- I got our sample covered! - No.

I sold the Wilfredo decks to these Park Avenue kids.

No, they liked them that much? Are you kidding me?

Yo, once they heard Wilfredo went crazy, they loved him.

They thought he was like the Dave Chappelle of skateboarders.

I can’t believe you went uptown, man.

Yo, you know I’ll do anything for the company.

That’s dedication. Are you serious?

Yo, Ben, Ben, I know my shit sometimes can be sort of a mess...

but I think this is gonna work for us.

My grandmother said a special prayer for us.

She told me that Crisp NYC

is going to change our lives.

For the better?

Hey.

- Yeah. - All right...

Cash up front for Mr. Levee.

This happens to be a beautiful denim you have.

Very rare.

Told you my boy was a visionary.

I’ll make you a nice sample. You’ll be very happy.

Hey, guy.

Take a picture of us real quick.

Zev, get in this, come on.

This is history in the making, baby.

(camera shutter clicks)

♪ This land is your land ♪

♪ Well, to the New York island ♪

♪ Down that ribbon of a highway ♪