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Anyone seen my iPad?
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Am I talking to myself?
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Dana! It's on the nightstand where you
left it.
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Honey, let's go.
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We're already an hour late.
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I just need a few more minutes, okay?
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Oh, God.
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Hey, uh, Mom, I got the candy.
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Kyle, how'd the job search go?
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Well, I got him to schedule me an
interview, but then
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Mom said she needed me.
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Christ. Dana!
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No, no, no.
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We're just decorating. We had to run to
the store to get a new angel fixture for
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the living room. Dana!
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Hiya, darling.
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What the hell? I get this kid a job
interview, and then you've got him...
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Shopping for Toshis for you?
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Sweetie, I need him. He's got the best
taste.
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Alright, I have to go buy some sandals
for my costume.
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Oh,
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son.
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I think it's great that you love your
stepmother and everything, but look at
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you.
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You're a goddamn mess.
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You don't even talk to your friends from
the computer anymore or hang out.
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You're just glued to your mother's
skirt.
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No. She said that... I know, I know. But
no one's going to want to marry a 25
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-year -old boy who's never raised his
boys in his life before, who hangs out
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with his mama all day and night.
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You do like women, right, son?
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Of course I do.
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It's just, she said... I don't know what
I'm going to do with you, son.
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Okay, you need to get out there and get
a job. Experience the world.
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Go out to a bar.
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Do some drugs.
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You do realize that your stepmother is
robbing you from a young man's life,
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right?
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No.
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No. No, no, she wouldn't do that. She
loves me.
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She gets me.
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Look, I'll get a job. Yes.
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Yes, you will.
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You know Dr. Roman from the psych ward?
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Uh -huh.
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Yeah, well, he's throwing a party
tonight, a Halloween party. And your
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and I are going.
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And so are you.
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Now, Mr. Schultz is going to be there
too.
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Mr. Schultz.
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Yeah, he's the head of the accounting
department at the hospital.
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Your mother and I are going to introduce
you to him and you're going to keep
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your mouth shut. And I'm going to tell
him how you're a wonderfully fine young
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man and you have an IQ of 140 and we're
going to get you a decent job at the
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hospital.
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Okay? There's a lot of young college
women that work there.
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And if I know Schultz, he's old school.
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Gonna have him little pencil dresses and
blouses with a lot of cleavage. It's
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like open season over there.
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Don't act like you don't like tits, boy.
I see you salivating all over your
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mother's.
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You do like
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tits, right boy? Or are you more into
dicks?
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Almost ready.
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Look, don't disrespect mom.
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Seriously, Judy?
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It's Halloween night.
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Fine.
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I'll be there in 15 minutes, okay?
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Okay, look.
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You're going to go to this party with
your mother, okay?
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You're going to find Schultz. He's a
short guy, bald, red face, snorty laugh.
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You're going to walk up to him.
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You're going to introduce yourself as
Dr.
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Stevens' son. And can you please have a
job, sir?
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You understand that? Can you handle
that?
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Yes, sir.
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Now you have a costume.
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Don't fuck it up.
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Hi, I'm Dr. Steven Sun.
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Hi, I'm Dr.
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Steven Sun.
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Hi, I'm Dr. Steven's son.
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I would like a job for a minute.
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Hi,
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I'm Dr.
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Steven's... Hello, Dr.
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Steven's...
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Tell me doctor, do you think my costume
is too sexy for all those buddy duddies
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to work with?
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I heard the car pull out.
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Will Kyle be joining us at the party?
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You know, since it's just us, maybe we
should have a little fun before we go.
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Wait, wait, wait. Oh, no, no, no. Leave
it on.
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I think it's so hot.
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It's like I'm stripping for a stranger.
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You like my naughty Halloween costume?
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You're going to love my naughty
Halloween lingerie.
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Do you want me to do that thing like
that?
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Like that?
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stroke your tic for me,
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stroke your tic for me
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Yeah, I don't want to get my panties
dirty
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Yeah. Yeah, I can't.
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Oh, you're so hard.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's so bad.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. I really, I meant to.
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It was just feeling so good, I couldn't.
Oh, me...
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This was a terrible idea.
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Fuck.
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It felt right, but as usual, I was just
way off base.
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Sorry.
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Honey, no.
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Don't go.
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Look, I know why you did what you did. I
understand.
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I've been holding you back out of fear
of losing you.
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But, you know, I should have been
instilling confidence in you.
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What do you mean?
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Okay. Mommy's going to give you the best
lesson in confidence you can ever have,
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okay?
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Period.
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Yes.
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Don't get sad. You don't have to leave
this room.
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Right? Yeah?
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No.
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You're too bad, boy.
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Yeah. Dirty pirate boy.
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Yeah. Yeah. So good.
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So good. Oh, my God.
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Yes.
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Good boy.
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Good boy.
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Yes.
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So good.
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Yes.
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You can do it. You can do it.
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Take a shower.
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Take a shower.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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So good.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yeah, you've been strong, boy.
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Yeah.
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You can do it.
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You can do it. Oh, you're so good.
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Show me. Show me what you're like.
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Oh my goodness.
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Oh my goodness.
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I just would have.
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Mommy, you feel so good.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I'll take my car.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Take it.
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It's yours.
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00:30:38,690 --> 00:30:41,530
No, take it. Take it from your daddy.
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Take it from your daddy. That's your
pussy. No, take it.
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Oh, my God.
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back here, mommy. I'm not done with it.
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Tell me. Oh,
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you're so good.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh.
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More. More.
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You're so good. You're so good. You're
so good.
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Yeah.
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You're old, man.
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You're old, man.
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Oh, fuck, Mom.
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Yeah. Don't come yet. Oh, Mommy, I'm
going to come.
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Oh, don't come yet. You stay to make
Mommy come first.
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00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,800
Yeah. Yeah, make Mommy come first.
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Oh, yeah, Mommy, come on.
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You look employable and confident, and I
think I'm going to have the most
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handsome date at the party tonight.
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Shall we?
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Mm -hmm.
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You do like kids, boy, right? Are you
more into dicks?
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I think it's great that you love your
mother and everything, but... She's dead
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mother. Oh, yeah. That'd be bad, right?
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Hey. I heard the call, but... Sorry.
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Okay. I told you you were making me
crazy.
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Oh, no, I'm not.
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Still rolling.
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Something's about to come out. I
apologize.
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Wiener.
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Reese.
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00:36:29,470 --> 00:36:31,670
Hmm? Quick note. No cursing.
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Thank you so much. Cursing? It's a Misa
X film.
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Please turn up to curse as little as
possible. Okay. Okay, and... No cursing,
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here we go.
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Can I sit on his cock?
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Yeah. Okay.
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And... Take your hands off, put them
down here.
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And... Oh.
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No cursing.
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Take your cock, it's fine. Just don't...
Okay, here we go.
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