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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,500 --> 00:00:28,880 Anyone seen my iPad? 2 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:31,780 Am I talking to myself? 3 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:35,060 Dana! It's on the nightstand where you left it. 4 00:00:44,820 --> 00:00:46,180 Honey, let's go. 5 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:48,000 We're already an hour late. 6 00:00:49,020 --> 00:00:51,540 I just need a few more minutes, okay? 7 00:00:51,860 --> 00:00:52,860 Oh, God. 8 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:56,240 Hey, uh, Mom, I got the candy. 9 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,340 Kyle, how'd the job search go? 10 00:01:01,940 --> 00:01:08,300 Well, I got him to schedule me an interview, but then 11 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:10,500 Mom said she needed me. 12 00:01:10,980 --> 00:01:12,000 Christ. Dana! 13 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,000 No, no, no. 14 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:18,540 We're just decorating. We had to run to the store to get a new angel fixture for 15 00:01:18,540 --> 00:01:19,540 the living room. Dana! 16 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:21,480 Hiya, darling. 17 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:25,420 What the hell? I get this kid a job interview, and then you've got him... 18 00:01:25,610 --> 00:01:27,110 Shopping for Toshis for you? 19 00:01:28,310 --> 00:01:30,370 Sweetie, I need him. He's got the best taste. 20 00:01:31,810 --> 00:01:33,830 Alright, I have to go buy some sandals for my costume. 21 00:01:35,270 --> 00:01:36,270 Oh, 22 00:01:38,030 --> 00:01:39,030 son. 23 00:01:40,550 --> 00:01:43,630 I think it's great that you love your stepmother and everything, but look at 24 00:01:43,630 --> 00:01:44,630 you. 25 00:01:44,650 --> 00:01:45,650 You're a goddamn mess. 26 00:01:46,990 --> 00:01:49,690 You don't even talk to your friends from the computer anymore or hang out. 27 00:01:49,850 --> 00:01:51,730 You're just glued to your mother's skirt. 28 00:01:53,190 --> 00:01:59,360 No. She said that... I know, I know. But no one's going to want to marry a 25 29 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:03,580 -year -old boy who's never raised his boys in his life before, who hangs out 30 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:05,480 with his mama all day and night. 31 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:09,320 You do like women, right, son? 32 00:02:09,539 --> 00:02:10,680 Of course I do. 33 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:15,640 It's just, she said... I don't know what I'm going to do with you, son. 34 00:02:15,980 --> 00:02:20,120 Okay, you need to get out there and get a job. Experience the world. 35 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:22,720 Go out to a bar. 36 00:02:23,220 --> 00:02:24,280 Do some drugs. 37 00:02:25,989 --> 00:02:29,670 You do realize that your stepmother is robbing you from a young man's life, 38 00:02:29,790 --> 00:02:30,790 right? 39 00:02:31,230 --> 00:02:32,230 No. 40 00:02:32,890 --> 00:02:35,970 No. No, no, she wouldn't do that. She loves me. 41 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:38,510 She gets me. 42 00:02:39,570 --> 00:02:41,850 Look, I'll get a job. Yes. 43 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:43,370 Yes, you will. 44 00:02:45,070 --> 00:02:46,790 You know Dr. Roman from the psych ward? 45 00:02:47,390 --> 00:02:48,390 Uh -huh. 46 00:02:48,550 --> 00:02:52,710 Yeah, well, he's throwing a party tonight, a Halloween party. And your 47 00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:53,710 and I are going. 48 00:02:54,010 --> 00:02:55,030 And so are you. 49 00:02:55,770 --> 00:02:58,150 Now, Mr. Schultz is going to be there too. 50 00:02:58,890 --> 00:03:00,450 Mr. Schultz. 51 00:03:00,950 --> 00:03:04,150 Yeah, he's the head of the accounting department at the hospital. 52 00:03:05,370 --> 00:03:08,130 Your mother and I are going to introduce you to him and you're going to keep 53 00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:12,550 your mouth shut. And I'm going to tell him how you're a wonderfully fine young 54 00:03:12,550 --> 00:03:17,030 man and you have an IQ of 140 and we're going to get you a decent job at the 55 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,030 hospital. 56 00:03:18,730 --> 00:03:22,750 Okay? There's a lot of young college women that work there. 57 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,180 And if I know Schultz, he's old school. 58 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:31,660 Gonna have him little pencil dresses and blouses with a lot of cleavage. It's 59 00:03:31,660 --> 00:03:32,980 like open season over there. 60 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:37,120 Don't act like you don't like tits, boy. I see you salivating all over your 61 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:38,120 mother's. 62 00:03:39,780 --> 00:03:46,780 You do like 63 00:03:46,780 --> 00:03:49,560 tits, right boy? Or are you more into dicks? 64 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:50,920 Almost ready. 65 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,500 Look, don't disrespect mom. 66 00:03:56,690 --> 00:03:57,690 Seriously, Judy? 67 00:04:03,350 --> 00:04:04,350 It's Halloween night. 68 00:04:05,230 --> 00:04:06,230 Fine. 69 00:04:06,670 --> 00:04:08,410 I'll be there in 15 minutes, okay? 70 00:04:12,690 --> 00:04:13,689 Okay, look. 71 00:04:13,690 --> 00:04:15,630 You're going to go to this party with your mother, okay? 72 00:04:17,370 --> 00:04:22,010 You're going to find Schultz. He's a short guy, bald, red face, snorty laugh. 73 00:04:22,210 --> 00:04:23,290 You're going to walk up to him. 74 00:04:23,550 --> 00:04:25,750 You're going to introduce yourself as Dr. 75 00:04:26,070 --> 00:04:29,510 Stevens' son. And can you please have a job, sir? 76 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:31,510 You understand that? Can you handle that? 77 00:04:33,610 --> 00:04:34,610 Yes, sir. 78 00:04:35,530 --> 00:04:36,690 Now you have a costume. 79 00:04:37,050 --> 00:04:38,050 Don't fuck it up. 80 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:10,510 Hi, I'm Dr. Steven Sun. 81 00:05:15,570 --> 00:05:21,230 Hi, I'm Dr. 82 00:05:21,550 --> 00:05:22,550 Steven Sun. 83 00:05:44,570 --> 00:05:46,830 Hi, I'm Dr. Steven's son. 84 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:48,890 I would like a job for a minute. 85 00:05:49,910 --> 00:05:50,910 Hi, 86 00:06:09,110 --> 00:06:11,110 I'm Dr. 87 00:06:11,650 --> 00:06:13,230 Steven's... Hello, Dr. 88 00:06:13,510 --> 00:06:14,510 Steven's... 89 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:22,600 Tell me doctor, do you think my costume is too sexy for all those buddy duddies 90 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:23,600 to work with? 91 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,520 I heard the car pull out. 92 00:06:28,720 --> 00:06:31,020 Will Kyle be joining us at the party? 93 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:39,680 You know, since it's just us, maybe we should have a little fun before we go. 94 00:06:55,260 --> 00:06:57,100 Wait, wait, wait. Oh, no, no, no. Leave it on. 95 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,260 I think it's so hot. 96 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,880 It's like I'm stripping for a stranger. 97 00:07:03,820 --> 00:07:06,880 You like my naughty Halloween costume? 98 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,100 You're going to love my naughty Halloween lingerie. 99 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:58,420 Do you want me to do that thing like that? 100 00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:00,100 Like that? 101 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:16,080 stroke your tic for me, 102 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:22,900 stroke your tic for me 103 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:30,680 Yeah, I don't want to get my panties dirty 104 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,360 Yeah. Yeah, I can't. 105 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,320 Oh, you're so hard. 106 00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:41,920 Oh, yeah. 107 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:43,380 It's so bad. 108 00:15:27,210 --> 00:15:28,210 I'm sorry. 109 00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:30,070 I'm sorry. I really, I meant to. 110 00:15:30,970 --> 00:15:34,030 It was just feeling so good, I couldn't. Oh, me... 111 00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:00,210 This was a terrible idea. 112 00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:02,030 Fuck. 113 00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:07,350 It felt right, but as usual, I was just way off base. 114 00:16:08,490 --> 00:16:09,490 Sorry. 115 00:16:10,390 --> 00:16:11,390 Honey, no. 116 00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:12,410 Don't go. 117 00:16:13,670 --> 00:16:18,270 Look, I know why you did what you did. I understand. 118 00:16:19,150 --> 00:16:23,230 I've been holding you back out of fear of losing you. 119 00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:27,270 But, you know, I should have been instilling confidence in you. 120 00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:30,070 What do you mean? 121 00:16:32,270 --> 00:16:36,910 Okay. Mommy's going to give you the best lesson in confidence you can ever have, 122 00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:38,010 okay? 123 00:16:38,590 --> 00:16:39,590 Period. 124 00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:42,350 Yes. 125 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,830 Don't get sad. You don't have to leave this room. 126 00:16:46,390 --> 00:16:48,150 Right? Yeah? 127 00:16:49,950 --> 00:16:50,950 No. 128 00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:54,170 You're too bad, boy. 129 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,339 Yeah. Dirty pirate boy. 130 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:12,680 Yeah. Yeah. So good. 131 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,640 So good. Oh, my God. 132 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,079 Yes. 133 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,740 Good boy. 134 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Good boy. 135 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,300 Yes. 136 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,280 So good. 137 00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:28,520 Yes. 138 00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:37,650 You can do it. You can do it. 139 00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:01,409 Take a shower. 140 00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:02,410 Take a shower. 141 00:18:02,630 --> 00:18:05,030 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 142 00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:07,090 Yeah. 143 00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:11,930 So good. 144 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:47,640 Oh, yes. 145 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,860 Oh, yeah, you've been strong, boy. 146 00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:51,140 Yeah. 147 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,500 You can do it. 148 00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:58,140 You can do it. Oh, you're so good. 149 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:04,680 Show me. Show me what you're like. 150 00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:12,109 Oh my goodness. 151 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,270 Oh my goodness. 152 00:20:09,900 --> 00:20:10,900 I just would have. 153 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,300 Mommy, you feel so good. 154 00:24:07,540 --> 00:24:08,540 Yeah. 155 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:10,620 Oh, my gosh. 156 00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:12,240 I'll take my car. 157 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,720 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 158 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,440 Yeah. 159 00:30:35,950 --> 00:30:36,949 Take it. 160 00:30:36,950 --> 00:30:37,950 It's yours. 161 00:30:38,690 --> 00:30:41,530 No, take it. Take it from your daddy. 162 00:30:41,790 --> 00:30:44,230 Take it from your daddy. That's your pussy. No, take it. 163 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,280 Oh, my God. 164 00:32:55,370 --> 00:32:57,130 back here, mommy. I'm not done with it. 165 00:32:57,370 --> 00:32:58,570 Tell me. Oh, 166 00:33:00,470 --> 00:33:01,470 you're so good. 167 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:05,750 Yeah. 168 00:33:06,350 --> 00:33:07,350 Yeah. 169 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,070 Yeah. Oh. 170 00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:47,700 More. More. 171 00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:51,120 You're so good. You're so good. You're so good. 172 00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:53,340 Yeah. 173 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,300 You're old, man. 174 00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:56,960 You're old, man. 175 00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,040 Oh, fuck, Mom. 176 00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:02,600 Yeah. Don't come yet. Oh, Mommy, I'm going to come. 177 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,300 Oh, don't come yet. You stay to make Mommy come first. 178 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,800 Yeah. Yeah, make Mommy come first. 179 00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:13,020 Oh, yeah, Mommy, come on. 180 00:35:29,610 --> 00:35:35,270 You look employable and confident, and I think I'm going to have the most 181 00:35:35,270 --> 00:35:36,650 handsome date at the party tonight. 182 00:35:37,610 --> 00:35:38,569 Shall we? 183 00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:39,570 Mm -hmm. 184 00:35:53,490 --> 00:35:56,730 You do like kids, boy, right? Are you more into dicks? 185 00:36:08,430 --> 00:36:10,950 I think it's great that you love your mother and everything, but... She's dead 186 00:36:10,950 --> 00:36:12,970 mother. Oh, yeah. That'd be bad, right? 187 00:36:13,650 --> 00:36:17,090 Hey. I heard the call, but... Sorry. 188 00:36:17,330 --> 00:36:19,790 Okay. I told you you were making me crazy. 189 00:36:20,030 --> 00:36:21,030 Oh, no, I'm not. 190 00:36:21,090 --> 00:36:22,029 Still rolling. 191 00:36:22,030 --> 00:36:26,090 Something's about to come out. I apologize. 192 00:36:26,550 --> 00:36:27,550 Wiener. 193 00:36:28,210 --> 00:36:29,210 Reese. 194 00:36:29,470 --> 00:36:31,670 Hmm? Quick note. No cursing. 195 00:36:32,310 --> 00:36:35,730 Thank you so much. Cursing? It's a Misa X film. 196 00:36:36,030 --> 00:36:40,050 Please turn up to curse as little as possible. Okay. Okay, and... No cursing, 197 00:36:40,050 --> 00:36:40,828 here we go. 198 00:36:40,830 --> 00:36:42,430 Can I sit on his cock? 199 00:36:42,710 --> 00:36:43,710 Yeah. Okay. 200 00:36:44,150 --> 00:36:45,770 And... Take your hands off, put them down here. 201 00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:47,890 And... Oh. 202 00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:50,770 No cursing. 203 00:36:51,870 --> 00:36:54,930 Take your cock, it's fine. Just don't... Okay, here we go. 13018