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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:03,253 --> 00:00:05,923 (lion roaring) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:15,641 (upbeat drumming music) (singer vocalizing) 5 00:00:36,161 --> 00:00:39,081 (adventurous music) 6 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:54,763 (upbeat mischievous music) 7 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:29,066 (upbeat triumphant music) 8 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:46,708 (gentle music) (singer vocalizing) 9 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:59,388 (keypad beeping) 10 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:05,686 - Hi, Leonard. 11 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:06,937 How you doin'? 12 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:09,773 (Clifford laughs) 13 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,233 - [Boy] Wait up! 14 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,275 - [Clifford] Ricardo! 15 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:15,862 I see you're feeling better, good for you (chuckles). 16 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,072 (children laughing) 17 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:20,200 - [Boy] Wow, look at that plum! 18 00:03:20,492 --> 00:03:21,868 - [Victor] Hey, Father Cliff? 19 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,162 - Hello, Victor. 20 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:25,038 Boys. 21 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,290 - So, what's the story on this Roger kid? 22 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,251 Is he gonna get booted outta here? 23 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,379 - I hope not, son. 24 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:34,589 - But he's the bad kid, Father. 25 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,299 - You weren't exactly a saint when you first 26 00:03:36,591 --> 00:03:38,301 got here now were you, Victor? 27 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:40,095 Lest we forget. 28 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:41,888 (Clifford laughs) 29 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:42,889 - You got me there. 30 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,767 (Clifford laughs) 31 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:48,186 - Goodbye, boys! 32 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,355 (tomatoes thudding) 33 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,941 ♪ Zacchaeus was a little, little man ♪ 34 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,694 ♪ And a little, little man was he ♪ 35 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,654 ♪ He climbed up to a sycamore ♪ 36 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:58,780 (ball thuds) 37 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,115 (Clifford thuds) 38 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,451 (Clifford groans) 39 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:06,246 Who... (suitcase thuds) 40 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:07,372 I say, who's throwing... 41 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:08,165 (Roger groans) 42 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:09,124 Ow! 43 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:10,876 (Clifford groaning) 44 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,586 - Father Clifford! 45 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,379 - What are you doing, Roger? 46 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:16,715 Are you running away? 47 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:18,133 - Who, me? 48 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,342 No, no. 49 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:20,886 What would make you think that? 50 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:25,307 I just, I lost my balance while cleaning my outside windows. 51 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,602 - Cleaning your windows with a suitcase were you? 52 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:32,022 (children laughing) (boy chattering) 53 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:32,814 Roger! 54 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,357 (Clifford groaning) 55 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:35,233 Roger! 56 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:37,569 My heart, 57 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,489 it hurts. 58 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:41,865 Whoa. 59 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,618 (Clifford thuds) 60 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:46,703 - Oh no. 61 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,789 - Oh, look who's recovered (laughs). 62 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,165 - Let go of me! 63 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:53,752 - Now, now, now, what seems to be the problem? 64 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:56,046 (Roger snobs) 65 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:56,922 Oh. 66 00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,759 Now, now, now, now, now. 67 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:04,012 (Roger whimpers) 68 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,056 - And whenever there's something I really, really want, 69 00:05:06,348 --> 00:05:07,224 there's always some adult 70 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:11,520 who comes along and says no, like Mr. Prom. 71 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,189 The other clay said I could be on the basketball team, 72 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:15,982 and then he said I couldn't. 73 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:17,359 - And you felt that blowing up 74 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:20,362 the gymnasium was an appropriate response then? 75 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:21,279 - Yes, I did. 76 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,323 - Even though your parents were the ones 77 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:24,699 Who told Mr. Prom that they didn't 78 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:27,035 want you playing any contact sports? 79 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:30,080 - My parents say no to everything I want. 80 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:35,168 - You know, the other boys are very angry at you, Roger. 81 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,421 - I don't care what they think. 82 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:40,090 - Then why are you running away? 83 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,511 What's your IQ, son? 84 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,221 - 185. 85 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:49,391 - Ah, my you're a real genius. 86 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:50,976 Mine's 190. 87 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,227 - Oh, Wait. 88 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:53,436 I forgot. 89 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,272 Mine is 195. 90 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:58,692 - Oh, wait, I forgot. 91 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:01,111 Mine is almost 200, 92 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:02,904 but that's not really the point. 93 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,324 The point is that people like you and I, 94 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:11,413 when we get very frustrated can cause a lot of damage. 95 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:15,500 - You're not like me. 96 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,294 - Why, 'cause I'm all grown up? 97 00:06:18,670 --> 00:06:19,880 That's true, I've changed. 98 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,465 But when I was your age, 99 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:28,471 (shudders) I, well, let me tell you 100 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:31,391 a story about when I was your age. 101 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:34,853 I was traveling with my parents to the island of Hawaii. 102 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:38,440 (upbeat mischievous music) 103 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:48,533 Weather conditions seem vastly improved, Stephen. 104 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,243 I think now we can safely proceed 105 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:51,536 with the scheduled liftoff. 106 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:59,419 (tray boinging) (upbeat mischievous music) 107 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:07,552 Flash down. 108 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:12,349 - Would you please stop hitting the back of my chair? 109 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,225 I am trying to sleep! 110 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:15,769 - I'm sorry, Miss Nice Older Person, 111 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,063 but I don't know what you're talking about. 112 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:18,855 Perhaps you were just having 113 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,316 a nightmare about your early clays in the circus. 114 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:24,361 - One more word out of you, I'll call the flight attendant. 115 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:27,447 (dinosaur thuds) 116 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,240 - It wasn't very nice of the mean old lady 117 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,660 to smash your collarbone was it, Stephen? 118 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:32,494 - [Captain] Ladies and gentlemen, 119 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:37,290 we'll be passing over Los Angeles in just about 10 minutes. 120 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:38,708 The skies are crystal clear, 121 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,670 so it should be smooth sailing all the way to Honolulu. 122 00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:46,633 (upbeat mischievous music) 123 00:07:50,929 --> 00:07:51,554 (dramatic music) 124 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:52,597 (Julien groans) 125 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:53,473 - Oh, damn it! 126 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:54,808 Clifford! 127 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,059 Why did you wake me? 128 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:57,060 - I didn't wake you. 129 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:58,061 Stephen did. 130 00:07:58,353 --> 00:08:00,271 Why wouldn't you let him sleep? 131 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,607 Now that you are awake, I'd like to ask you my papa, 132 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,859 when we land in Los Angeles, 133 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,320 can we then immediately go to Dinosaur World? 134 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:08,780 - How many times do I have to tell you, son? 135 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:10,448 The plane doesn't go to Los Angeles. 136 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,742 It goes directly to Honolulu. 137 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,411 - But how can that be, Pappy? 138 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:15,453 - How can what be? 139 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,414 - That on my birthday of all days, 140 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:21,459 I could be so close to Dinosaur World and yet, so far away? 141 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:22,585 - Don't you start with me. 142 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,254 Your birthday was six months ago. 143 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:29,342 - Clifford, Daddy is on a business, a business trip, 144 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:32,178 and this is not a vacation. 145 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:32,971 No. 146 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:33,763 - So will you drop this Dinosaur World 147 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:34,973 thing for five seconds, huh? 148 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:35,849 Would you do that for me? 149 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:36,933 Huh, would you? 150 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,685 Oh boy, you're drivin' me crazy! 151 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:42,063 - Uh oh, looks like Daddy's gonna have a big stroke. 152 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,940 And then he'll be talking like this. 153 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,483 - Oh, I swear to God. 154 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,569 - And he'll... - Clifford! 155 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,446 My God, would you just stop it for just one minute? 156 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,531 - Whatever you say sweet one who birthed me. 157 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:52,574 - Oi. 158 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:53,825 (Clifford smooching) 159 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,326 (Theodora gasps) 160 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,245 - Can I visit the Captain, Father? 161 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,831 I would imagine he would be very brave and wise, 162 00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,750 possibly with a cleft in his chin. 163 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,880 - All right, just be back for dinner. 164 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:08,423 - Whatever you say my papa. 165 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,510 - Ow, ow, ow, ow, oh God! 166 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:13,553 Ow. 167 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:14,345 (upbeat mischievous music) 168 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:19,434 (Clifford imitates airplane engine whirring) 169 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:27,275 - Captain, we have a young man here who has a request. 170 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,528 - Hi, what's your name, son? 171 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,655 - My name is Clifford and I think you're 172 00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:35,492 the bestest captain in the whole wide world. 173 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:36,493 - Well thank, 174 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:37,619 (captain grunting) 175 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:38,703 You, Clifford. 176 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,205 - I was wondering my Captain, 177 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,539 if we could land in Los Angeles 178 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,291 so I could go to Dinosaur World? 179 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,460 - The only was we could land in Los Angeles 180 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,253 would be for an emergency. 181 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:49,964 - Whatever you say my Captain. 182 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:54,511 (mischievous music) 183 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,057 - Jeez, it's awful quiet in here. 184 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,101 (pensive music) 185 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:01,893 Where's Clifford? 186 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,229 (dramatic music) 187 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:05,688 - He shut the engines down. 188 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:09,067 - I'm sorry, I don't know why Stephen did that. 189 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,736 Are you of your tree, Sir? 190 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:16,825 (passengers screaming) (dramatic music) 191 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:18,827 Stephen, hang in. 192 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,748 (engine whirring) 193 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,209 - I've regained control on number four, Los Angeles. 194 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,086 Request permission for emergency landing procedures. 195 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,088 - [Air Traffic Controller] Roger, Flight 43. 196 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,005 This is LAX approved. 197 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:34,175 You are cleared for immediate landing on runway two three. 198 00:10:35,718 --> 00:10:36,803 (Roger chuckles) 199 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,097 - [Roger] What an amazing story. 200 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,765 - You liked that, did ya? 201 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:41,808 - That's hysterical. 202 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,768 You got them to land the plane, 203 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,146 you won and you got what you wanted. 204 00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,648 - Yes, but I risked the lives of a couple of hundred people. 205 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:49,941 - But no one got hurt. 206 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,693 - But they could've. - But they didn't. 207 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:52,610 - But... 208 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,697 - Anyway, it was a truly wonderful story, Father, 209 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,574 but I have to get going now. 210 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:58,575 - Fine. 211 00:10:58,867 --> 00:10:59,450 Bye bye. 212 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,621 (air whooshing) 213 00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:04,622 - [Roger] Huh? 214 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:08,084 - Son, that's not the whole story, it's just the beginning. 215 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,627 - Oh, sorry, Father. 216 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,004 - That's all right. 217 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,964 Sit down and get comfortable. 218 00:11:13,256 --> 00:11:14,007 Oh (groans). 219 00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:15,508 Would you like a mint? 220 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,301 - No, thank you. 221 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,177 - Hm. 222 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,013 Well, I guess we have to begin 223 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:21,723 the story earlier that clay. 224 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:23,600 You see... 225 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:26,769 (Clifford choking) 226 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:27,979 (Clifford grunts) 227 00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,564 Yes. 228 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:30,732 I'll save this for later. 229 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:36,196 You see, I had an uncle named Martin 230 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:40,950 who was a famous architect and he had two dreams. 231 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,995 One was to build a great mass transit system 232 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,539 for what was known at that time 233 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,374 as the city of Los Angeles, 234 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:52,545 and his other dream was to marry Sarah, 235 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:53,880 the love of his life. 236 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:58,343 Sarah was a teacher who operated a daycare center 237 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:02,555 where he worked and she loved him very much. 238 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,807 In fact, they were engaged to be married. 239 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:05,850 - Hi. 240 00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,769 - Hi. 241 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:08,811 You look so handsome. 242 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:09,687 - You look so handsome. 243 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:10,730 (Sarah laughs) 244 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:12,482 I'm in a very good mood. 245 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:13,233 - How come? 246 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:14,776 - It's a surprise, I'll tell ya later. 247 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,236 - Oh no, tell me now. - No, no, no, no. 248 00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:16,986 - No, come on, 249 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,322 tell me right now. - No, no, no, no. 250 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,325 You're gonna love this. 251 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:25,870 It's gonna literally be the biggest surprise of your life. 252 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:26,829 Okay. - We here? 253 00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:27,997 - We're here! 254 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:30,708 I'm excited. 255 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:31,751 Don't peek! 256 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,795 - I'm not! - Don't peek! 257 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,505 (Sarah laughs) 258 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:36,714 - Martin! -Are you excited? 259 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,049 - Yeah. - That's nice. 260 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,717 Okay, I'm with ya. 261 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:41,052 This is, wait. 262 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:41,844 Okay. 263 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:42,887 - Okay- 264 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:43,680 - Okay, please don't peek. 265 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:45,265 - I'm not. - Okay, okay. 266 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:46,057 - Okay- 267 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:46,849 - Okay- 268 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:48,685 All right. - Martin. 269 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,313 - Okay, look! 270 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,191 (gentle music) 271 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,067 Are you stunned? 272 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,611 - What am I lookin' at? 273 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:00,196 - The house! 274 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:01,781 I bought it! 275 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,199 - It's on a cliff. 276 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,326 - That's what you want, a cliff. 277 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,372 So this is, it's incredible isn't it? 278 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,457 Look at it, isn't it? - Uh huh. 279 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:12,625 - I mean it's very minimalist 280 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,752 but it's got a quiet intensity doesn't it, honey? 281 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,713 Definitely not quiet though. 282 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,172 - It's very warm. 283 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,967 - [Clifford] There was however, one slight problem. 284 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,386 Sarah wanted children very much, 285 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,180 but Martin it seemed was in no hurry. 286 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,056 - Martin? 287 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,311 How many bedrooms in this house? 288 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:32,854 - One honey. 289 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,564 One bedroom, honey. 290 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:36,899 But look at this view! 291 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:37,942 Look at this! 292 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:38,735 The ocean! 293 00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:40,653 I think you can see Catalina out there. 294 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:41,988 It's just... 295 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:42,780 (dramatic music) 296 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:43,823 Whoa! 297 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,408 That is quite a drop. 298 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,951 (door slams) 299 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,786 Honey? 300 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,539 - I can't believe I let this happen again. 301 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:52,749 - Honey, what's wrong? 302 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,709 - I can't marry you. 303 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:55,501 - What... 304 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:56,294 - You're just like my first husband, 305 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:57,628 he didn't want kids either. 306 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:58,880 - When did I say I didn't want kids? 307 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,423 - You don't have to say it. 308 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,383 It's so obvious it's a joke. 309 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,635 - What are you talking about? 310 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:08,806 - I'm talkin' about this bachelor pad with one bedroom. 311 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,266 Where's a kid supposed to sleep? 312 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:14,562 - Oh, honey have you ever heard of the word sofa bed? 313 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,773 - Have you ever heard the word stupid? 314 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:17,565 - Stupid, we say stupid? 315 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,816 - Stupid! 316 00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,152 - Are you saying this house couldn't work for kids? 317 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:22,904 - Oh no, it's perfect! 318 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,238 Where are the kids, honey? 319 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,491 "Oh, they're just out back playin' on the cliff." 320 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,117 - I can't believe what I'm hearing, Sarah! 321 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,702 I love kids! 322 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:30,828 - No you don't. 323 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,622 I saw you at the daycare today. 324 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:33,414 - Oh no, no, no. 325 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,707 You're talking about other people's children. 326 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:37,335 You should see me with a kid I know, my own flesh and blood. 327 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,836 My nephew! 328 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:41,005 - You never mentioned you had a nephew. 329 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,840 - I love my nephew. 330 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:43,800 - What's his name? 331 00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,762 - I wanna say Mason. 332 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:48,554 Clifford! 333 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,139 Little Clifford. 334 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:50,932 - How old is he? 335 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,809 - I haven't seen him since the christening. 336 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:53,935 He'd be older now. 337 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,061 - Older now? 338 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,230 - Yeah, like 10. 339 00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,940 You know my brother Julien and I don't speak 340 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,316 as much as we'd like to. 341 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:01,651 I will tell you this. 342 00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:05,405 I have heard that Clifford is a very special boy. 343 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:07,657 - Where is that little monster? 344 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,409 - Julien, please. 345 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:11,744 (Theodora whimpers) 346 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:12,829 Well, ya did it, didn't ya? 347 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,373 Ya did it again, didn't ya? 348 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:16,582 You're banned from the flight. 349 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:17,375 - No. 350 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,418 - They're not gonna allow ya back on the plane, 351 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,336 which means that I'm gonna miss the convention tomorrow, 352 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:21,754 which means that I'm gonna lose thousands 353 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:22,880 of dollars in speaker's fees. 354 00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,048 Do you understand me? 355 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,216 Do you understand what... 356 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,302 Where did you get that Walkman? 357 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:29,053 Did you steal it? 358 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,888 - No. - Oh my God! 359 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,850 Is there no end to your madness? 360 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:36,227 - No, a kindly old priest gave it to me, da. 361 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,021 - You're lying. - No. 362 00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:39,856 - You're lying to your 363 00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:41,190 own father's face. - No. 364 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,108 - I have a good mind to leave 365 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,235 you right here you little animal. 366 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:47,447 - What a terrible thing to say to such a sweet child. 367 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:51,868 - I'm dreadfully sorry, Mrs. Extra Wide Load. 368 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,202 What are you packin' in now, huh? 369 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,955 About two dozen jelly donuts a clay, huh? 370 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,916 - Julien, calm down! 371 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,084 Your heart. 372 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,462 - Daddy, it's coming! 373 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:03,504 - Oh God. 374 00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,089 Oh God! 375 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,468 Oh, Theodora, what am I gonna do? 376 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:10,928 I gotta be on that plane. 377 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,263 - Pappy, Pappy, Pappy? 378 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:13,222 - What? 379 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,682 - I have a great idea. 380 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,517 Doesn't Uncle Martin live in Los Angeles? 381 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,936 Maybe I can go to his house and then 382 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,939 you could go to Hawaii and I could go to Dinosaur World. 383 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,484 (gentle music) 384 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,237 (phone ringing) 385 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:29,030 - Wait, wait. 386 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,072 Sarah? 387 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:30,948 - [Julien] Martin? 388 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,700 - Yes? 389 00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,911 - Martin, it's Julien, your brother. 390 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,288 Your brother, Julien. 391 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,289 - Yes. 392 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,040 - Yeah. 393 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,750 Martin, look, I know that I haven't made much 394 00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:41,918 of an attempt to keep in touch over 395 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,337 the years and I wouldn't blame you 396 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,006 if you hung up on me now but don't hang up, okay? 397 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:51,052 I'm in a terrible dilemma. 398 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,804 I have a tremendous favor to ask you. 399 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,891 (recorder trilling) 400 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,519 (water bubbling) 401 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:00,937 (Julien laughs) 402 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:01,854 I can't believe it! 403 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,648 He went for it (laughs). 404 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,399 - I get to go to Dinosaur World! 405 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,151 - I told him that I had this lucrative speaking engagement 406 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,445 and that Clifford gets air sick (laughs). 407 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,697 - Dinosaur World, I'm going to! 408 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,450 - He almost seemed excited about it (laughs). 409 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:15,952 (recorder trilling) 410 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:20,122 (announcer chattering faintly) 411 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,082 - Excuse me, I'm Martin Daniels. 412 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,584 I'm here to pick up my nephew, Clifford. 413 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,002 - Do you have any identification? 414 00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,170 - [Martin] Yeah. 415 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:29,382 (announcer chattering faintly) 416 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:30,174 - All right. 417 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:32,093 He's in the back room resting. 418 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,135 Why don't you come with me? 419 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:33,970 - Thank you. 420 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,722 (keypad buzzing) 421 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:38,474 - Clifford? 422 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,103 This is so cute. 423 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,020 Come here. 424 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:43,980 Look. 425 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:49,068 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 426 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:54,907 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 427 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,535 (Clifford whimpering) 428 00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:01,122 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 429 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,039 - Clifford? 430 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,749 - Don't reject me! 431 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:08,462 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 432 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,215 Uncle Martin? 433 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:13,718 - Yes. 434 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,262 - Oh, I'm gonna go big! 435 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:17,054 (Martin grunts) 436 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:22,143 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 437 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:26,647 Dearest Uncle Martin? 438 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:27,440 - Yes, Clifford? 439 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,150 - Can we go to Dinosaur World now? 440 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,277 - Dinosaur World? 441 00:18:31,569 --> 00:18:32,069 It's closed. 442 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,279 It's 10:30, Clifford, 443 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,239 but I'll let you in on a little secret. 444 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,158 I've got a lifetime pass to Dinosaur World 445 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,993 because I designed Larry the Scary... 446 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:40,036 - Scary Rex? 447 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,913 You designed Larry the Scary Rex? 448 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,498 (Clifford panting) 449 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:46,500 ♪ I'm Larry the Scary Rex ♪ 450 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,127 ♪ I'm a scary dinosaur ♪ 451 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:49,879 ♪ But don't be scared of my sharp, sharp teeth ♪ 452 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,756 ♪ And my mighty, mighty roar ♪ 453 00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:53,507 (Martin laughs) 454 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,260 Oh boy, you are some sorta hero. 455 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,637 - Let's go get your bags. 456 00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:58,512 - Yes. 457 00:18:58,804 --> 00:18:59,305 - [Man] Somebody stole 458 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,765 my dog, Sneakers. - Calm down. 459 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:01,766 - [Man] Somebody stole my dog. 460 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:03,142 - Have you guys unloaded everything 461 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,769 on Flight 791, yet? 462 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:05,686 - [Man] Oh, yeah. 463 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:06,896 - Well so far I'm missing - I can't believe this... 464 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,314 - a mountain bike, - A stereo. 465 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:09,398 - A stereo, - It wasn't like that. 466 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:10,358 - A surfboard, - That's in Los Angeles. 467 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,276 - And a big, brown dog. - It has my name on it. 468 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:13,319 How could somebody else take it? 469 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:16,155 (Sneakers panting) 470 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,740 - You brought a lotta stuff. 471 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,075 - I'm sorry, Uncle Martin. 472 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:20,910 My dad's just scared of burglars. 473 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,412 He makes us take everything when we go on a trip. 474 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:24,372 - And your dog. 475 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,208 - I couldn't leave my Sneakers at home. 476 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,210 - Of course you couldn't. 477 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:32,129 (engine rumbling) 478 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:37,218 (brakes squealing) (crickets chirping) 479 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,223 Sarah's gonna be so excited to meet you. 480 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,058 I told her how special you are to me. 481 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,226 - But, we've never met before. 482 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,436 - That's not true. 483 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,438 I was with you at the christening. 484 00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,149 I spent the better part of a whole clay in your company. 485 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,319 I have the utmost admiration for you. 486 00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:56,404 - Oh, Uncle Martin! 487 00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,196 - Oh! 488 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:58,698 (chuckles) Okay. 489 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,742 Okay, you can let go now (chuckles). 490 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,744 - Okie dokie, Sir. - Okie dokie. 491 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:04,870 Okay. 492 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,247 (Sneakers barks) 493 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,623 Oh, Sarah loves dogs. 494 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:08,749 Come on, Sneakers. 495 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,209 Come on, Sneakers. 496 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,460 Come on, Sneakers. 497 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:12,336 Come on. 498 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:14,296 Come on. 499 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:19,218 (upbeat mischievous music) (door creaking) 500 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:24,306 (cat meowing) (dramatic music) 501 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:29,562 Come on, boy. 502 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,355 Come on, Sneakers. 503 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,232 Please, boy, get outta the car. 504 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:34,817 (Sneakers barking) (dramatic music) 505 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:35,609 Whoa! 506 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:36,861 (cat meows) (Sneakers barking) 507 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:37,737 Whoa! 508 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:41,407 (Martin grunts) 509 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:43,367 (mischievous music) (water splashing) 510 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:44,952 (Sarah sighs) 511 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,370 - Just face it, Sarah. 512 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,664 You're gonna be alone the rest of your life. 513 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:51,083 Just like that maid on "The Brady Bunch," 514 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:55,254 faking enthusiasm for other people's happiness. 515 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:59,508 Oh, and then there's the pity of others to look forward to. 516 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,136 "Isn't that Sarah Davis? 517 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:03,596 My, she's aged. 518 00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:06,348 She drove off ever man she ever had. 519 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:10,478 She just withered up like an old prune who couldn't..." 520 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:13,731 (Sarah screams) (dramatic music) 521 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:14,607 - Sarah! 522 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,236 - Don't judge me, Uncle Martin, it was Stephen's fault. 523 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,655 Shame on you, shame on your eyes. 524 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,199 - What? 525 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:24,241 Sarah? 526 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,701 - [Sarah] Martin? (Martin knocking) 527 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:26,994 - [Martin] You okay? 528 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,496 - Oh, you scared me! - What, what... 529 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,372 - That was a lousy trick to play. 530 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:31,373 - What trick? 531 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,126 - Your stupid dinosaur in the shower. 532 00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,420 - Oh, no, no, no. 533 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,172 That was Clifford. 534 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,924 - Who the hell is Clifford? 535 00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:41,342 - My nephew, Clifford, remember? 536 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,219 I was just telling you about him. 537 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,971 - Your nephew's here? 538 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,390 - I got a call from my brother, Julien. 539 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,810 He was flying to Hawaii and Julien said, 540 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,645 would I look after him for a week? 541 00:21:52,937 --> 00:21:53,896 And I said of course I would. 542 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,273 I mean, he's a wonderful kid. 543 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:57,441 Come on, meet him. 544 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:00,361 - Okay. 545 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:05,908 - Hi. 546 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,117 - Oh, hi, Uncle Martin. 547 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:08,619 I hope your friend doesn't mind 548 00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:10,538 that I helped myself to a snack. 549 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,331 - That's okay. 550 00:22:12,623 --> 00:22:13,123 - [Sarah] Martin? 551 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,292 - Oh Clifford, this is Sarah Davis. 552 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:20,381 (angelic music) (singer vocalizing) 553 00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:22,675 - Hello. 554 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:24,927 - Hello, Miss Sarah Davis. 555 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:28,722 Whew, that's a lovely bath robe you're wearing. 556 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,352 I'm sure on anyone else it wouldn't look half as lovely. 557 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:34,687 - Oh, thank you. 558 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:36,981 What a sweet thing to say. 559 00:22:37,273 --> 00:22:39,233 - Isn't he everything I said he was? 560 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,401 - I love you, my Uncle Martin. 561 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,652 - And I you, Clinton. 562 00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:42,444 - Clifford. 563 00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:43,779 - Clifford (chuckles)! 564 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,865 Isn't there an incredible family resemblance? 565 00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:46,740 Look at this. 566 00:22:48,409 --> 00:22:49,994 - Well, I guess so, yes. 567 00:22:51,579 --> 00:22:54,957 (pensive music) 568 00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,918 Well, I'd like to see a lot more of you, Clifford. 569 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:01,171 Perhaps you can convince your uncle to make sure of that. 570 00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,883 - Absolutely, but right now sleepy head, 571 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:05,634 we gotta get you to Uncle Martin's. 572 00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:08,387 - Normally I would despise when someone ruffles 573 00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:11,223 my hair like that, Uncle Martin, but not when you do it. 574 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,350 (Martin chuckles) (Clifford chuckles) 575 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:14,518 - Isn't he something? 576 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:17,605 - Yes, he certainly is. 577 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,106 - Okay, honey, let's go. 578 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,944 (gentle music) 579 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:28,198 Goodnight, darling. 580 00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:29,325 - Oh, goodnight. 581 00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:32,077 ♪ La, la, la ♪ 582 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:33,537 - Okay, Clifford. 583 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:34,330 Come on. 584 00:23:34,622 --> 00:23:35,706 - Goodnight. 585 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:36,957 Goodnight to you. 586 00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:39,126 - Goodnight, sweet Sarah. 587 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,462 May all your dreams be pleasant ones. 588 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:42,421 May the rainbow arches over... 589 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:43,464 - Come on, sweetie. - Oh (chuckles). 590 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:44,798 - [Martin] Time to go to bed. 591 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,593 (gentle music) 592 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:51,430 (door latches) 593 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,058 - [Narrator] Like other native peoples, 594 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:57,478 the Lake Girls copy the movement of animals. 595 00:23:59,021 --> 00:23:59,647 Since the beginning (Clifford slurping) 596 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:02,566 When the animals allowed them to enter their land, 597 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:05,027 there has been mutual respect. 598 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:07,613 This dance then, called the (speaking foreign language)... 599 00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:08,572 - [Martin] Time to turn off the video. 600 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,283 - [Narrator] ls an expression of their culture. 601 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:12,076 - Okay, come on. 602 00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:13,702 Time to go to sleep. 603 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:14,578 - Yes. 604 00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:18,123 Stephen felt that was a very cruel action, Uncle Martin. 605 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:20,334 - Oh, well you tell Stephen 606 00:24:22,336 --> 00:24:24,129 that it's two o'clock in the morning 607 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,215 and we have to get up very early 608 00:24:26,507 --> 00:24:29,927 because tomorrow we're going to Dinosaur World. 609 00:24:30,219 --> 00:24:30,970 (Clifford gasps) 610 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:33,263 - Oh, you're the bestest uncle in the whole wide world. 611 00:24:33,555 --> 00:24:36,058 (Martin grunts) 612 00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:37,559 - [Martin] Okay. 613 00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:44,483 (Martin chuckles) (crickets chirping) 614 00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,154 - Thanks. 615 00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:50,698 - Goodnight, Clifford. 616 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,491 - Goodnight, Uncle Martin. 617 00:24:52,783 --> 00:24:56,078 (crickets chirping) 618 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:57,287 - Goodnight, Clifford. 619 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,124 - Goodnight, Uncle Martin. 620 00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:06,630 You wouldn't lie to me would ya, Uncle Martin? 621 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:08,507 Because if you did I'd be so angry, 622 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,426 I don't know what I'd do. 623 00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:12,011 - No, I wouldn't lie to you. 624 00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:14,263 Get in the bed. 625 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:17,349 (crickets chirping) 626 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:19,393 - Cozy, cozy. 627 00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:23,355 Uncle Martin? 628 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,232 Who's ring is this? 629 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,025 - Where did you get that? 630 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:26,817 - [Clifford] The dresser over there. 631 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:27,609 - Give me that. 632 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:28,861 - No. 633 00:25:29,153 --> 00:25:29,903 - That's very valuable. 634 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,072 That's my grandmother's wedding ring. 635 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,575 - Then wouldn't she be my great grandmother? 636 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:35,617 - Yes. 637 00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:38,454 - Then wouldn't this ring be just as much mine as yours? 638 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:40,539 - What's your point? 639 00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,833 - Well, I wanna marry Miss Sarah Davis 640 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,084 and give her this ring. 641 00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:49,840 - That's very sweet, but it's very unrealistic. 642 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,592 - I still want the ring. 643 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:53,093 - Well, you can't have it. 644 00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:53,886 All right, give it me the ring. 645 00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:55,679 - But it sparkles so. 646 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,848 - I like the sparkle as well. 647 00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,976 I'm going to give Sarah this ring someday. 648 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,394 - How exciting! 649 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,063 Ring bearer. 650 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:07,316 - We'll see. 651 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:10,944 - This one's smiling isn't it? 652 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:14,239 (children chattering) 653 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,619 (Martin knocking) 654 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:26,668 Hey. 655 00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:30,714 Okay. - I found the bow. 656 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:31,632 - [Boy] A blue bow. 657 00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,175 - [Girl] I need a blue bow. 658 00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:35,511 - Hi, Martin. 659 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:36,887 Hi, Clifford. 660 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:38,597 - Hello, Miss Sarah Davis. 661 00:26:39,848 --> 00:26:41,642 I didn't know you were a teacher. 662 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:44,269 Had I known I would've brought you an apple. 663 00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:45,854 (Sarah laughs) 664 00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,606 - What a charming thing to say. 665 00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:48,982 How very thoughtful. 666 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,401 - I'm taking Clifford to Dinosaur World. 667 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,403 Then I've got a meeting with Ellis. 668 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:55,280 This deadline is really closing in on me. 669 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:56,406 - Oh. 670 00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:57,574 Well, it'll be okay. 671 00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:58,617 Your ideas are great. (Martin groans) 672 00:26:58,909 --> 00:26:59,785 - Yeah. 673 00:27:00,077 --> 00:27:00,744 Come on, Clifford. 674 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,412 - But you have to admit it's a little odd 675 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,706 that this daycare center's been here for over six months 676 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:07,626 and Mr. Ellis hasn't even had the decency to drop in. 677 00:27:07,918 --> 00:27:09,753 Not even once. - I'm sure he hates kids. 678 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:11,672 I mean, he's definitely an odd guy. 679 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,090 What really makes me nervous about him 680 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:14,591 is if I don't talk fast (Martin's fingers snapping) 681 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,426 Enough he snaps his fingers at me. 682 00:27:16,718 --> 00:27:17,761 - What a creep. 683 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:18,971 Oh, God. 684 00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:20,848 And I hear he's a complete womanizer 685 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,599 and he's obsessed with himself. 686 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:23,600 (gasps) And you know that's supposed 687 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:24,935 to be a wig that he's wearing. 688 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:25,853 - Get outta here! - Yes! 689 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:27,020 - Ellis wears a rug? 690 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,231 Oh, he's gotta be the creepiest guy. 691 00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:30,941 (Sarah laughs) (Martin laughs) 692 00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:33,026 - Hi, Martin. - Oh, Mr. Ellis, how are you? 693 00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:33,861 - Thanks for coming in. - Good to see you, Sir. 694 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,904 - Now, I don't believe we've met. 695 00:27:36,196 --> 00:27:37,573 - Oh, this is Miss Sarah... 696 00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:39,700 - Sarah Davis, of course, I'm well aware. 697 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,827 I'm just proud to have the opportunity 698 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,288 to thank you for the wonderful job you've clone. 699 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:45,998 - Oh, thank you. 700 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:47,499 - Well, isn't that impressive? 701 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:49,376 That is really... - Okay. 702 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,336 Now, I don't think there's anything more meaningful 703 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:54,089 to me than the welfare of our employees. 704 00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:54,923 - Is it over? - Whoa! 705 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:55,716 - [Ellis] Whoa. 706 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,426 (Martin chuckles) (Gerald laughs) 707 00:27:57,718 --> 00:27:59,553 - This is my nephew, Clifford. 708 00:27:59,845 --> 00:28:00,762 Say hello to my boss, Mr. Ellis. 709 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:02,890 - [Gerald] Oh, isn't he a cute little fella. 710 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:03,974 Hi, sonny. - Yeah. 711 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:05,100 - Good morning, Mr. Ellis. 712 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:07,811 My, that's the bestest looking wig I've ever seen. 713 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:08,604 (Mr. Ellis laughs) 714 00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:09,855 - Oh, no, no, no. 715 00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:12,733 That's not a wig, Cliff, please. 716 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,693 - You said it was a wig. - No, no, no I didn't. 717 00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:16,361 - You called it a rug, too. - No, no, no, no. 718 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:17,696 You misunderstood me, son. - He did. 719 00:28:17,988 --> 00:28:19,239 - I never said you wore a wig, Sir. 720 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:20,699 - Good, good. 721 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:23,202 What are you looking at? 722 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:24,703 - No, no, I, you know. - It's not a wig. 723 00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:26,371 - I know that, Sir, come on, are you kidding? 724 00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:27,581 - It's not a rug either. 725 00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:28,665 (all laughing) 726 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:30,125 Let's not worry about that all right? 727 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:31,001 - Right, don't worry about that. 728 00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:35,088 - Well, I guess you and I have a lot of work to do, huh? 729 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:36,131 - Yes, Sir. 730 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:37,674 - But I was wondering one thing. 731 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:40,219 If later on, would it be okay if I gave you a call? 732 00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:41,011 - Sure, sure. 733 00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:42,012 Me? - No, her. 734 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:42,804 - My fiance? 735 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,514 - There's something I would, I'd really love 736 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:47,226 to talk to you about it. 737 00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:50,395 - Oh, well, that'd be fine. 738 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:52,856 Okay. 739 00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:54,858 Well, goodbye Sir. 740 00:28:56,610 --> 00:28:57,319 - Charming. 741 00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:02,658 - You want me to redesign the entire model in two clays? 742 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:04,284 - Look, the bottom line is you've 743 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:05,702 got to move the train line. 744 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,454 - What? - Yeah, two miles. 745 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:08,372 - Oh... - South. 746 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:10,916 - That's impossible! 747 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:12,918 That'|| put the train line... 748 00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:16,296 And that's right for the Sepulveda Dam. 749 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,173 - Hm, that's not good. 750 00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:23,720 Well, you'll come up with something. 751 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:24,805 You'll hold up for a few clays 752 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:27,557 and drink a lotta coffee and blah, blah, blah. 753 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:30,310 And you bein' the true professional that I know you are, 754 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,938 I know you'll hit another home run for us 755 00:29:33,230 --> 00:29:34,273 just like you always do. 756 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:36,233 You all right? 757 00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:37,025 - No. 758 00:29:37,317 --> 00:29:37,818 - [Mr. Ellis] Good man. 759 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:38,860 - Absolutely right fellas. - Yes, Sir. 760 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:39,903 (pensive music) 761 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:41,655 (upbeat mischievous music) 762 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:42,864 - If you're a visitor, would you do me a favor? 763 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:45,492 Would you enter your visitor card number? 764 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:50,580 (upbeat mischievous music) (monitor beeping) 765 00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:52,249 - [Martin] Clifford! 766 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:55,836 (upbeat mischievous music) 767 00:29:58,005 --> 00:30:00,924 (recorder trilling) 768 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:02,926 - Hello, Uncle Martin. 769 00:30:03,218 --> 00:30:05,053 Are we ready to go to Dinosaur World now? 770 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:10,058 - Clifford, I've got some bad news. 771 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:11,101 (horns honking) (dramatic music) 772 00:30:11,393 --> 00:30:12,477 I can't take you right now! 773 00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:13,729 - Turn back, Uncle Martin! 774 00:30:14,021 --> 00:30:15,939 The freeway to Dinosaur World is back there! 775 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:17,524 - Let go, you're gonna make us crash! 776 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:18,317 - Then so be it! 777 00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:22,738 (Martin yelling) (dramatic music) 778 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:25,866 Stephen, make it all better somehow. 779 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:26,908 - Get a hold of yourself! 780 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:27,701 You're out of control! 781 00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:30,454 (Clifford wheezing) 782 00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:31,413 What, what? 783 00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:33,373 - A whole gang of chocolate. 784 00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:35,792 I need it badly. 785 00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:36,918 (Clifford wheezing) 786 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,253 - Jesus! 787 00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:43,342 (horn honking) (dramatic music) 788 00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:44,801 (Clifford wheezing) 789 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,678 Okay, all right, okay. 790 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:47,512 Wait, one minute. 791 00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:48,597 I'll be right back. 792 00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:50,432 Don't breathe. 793 00:30:50,724 --> 00:30:52,601 Just hold on. 794 00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:53,477 Okay. 795 00:30:59,066 --> 00:30:59,816 - Okay, kids. 796 00:31:00,108 --> 00:31:01,860 Next stop, Dinosaur World! 797 00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:03,070 Who's excited? - Yay! 798 00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:05,489 - [Kevin] Sorry, Dad, I have to go to the bathroom. 799 00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:06,907 - Come on, hurry up. 800 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:10,452 (upbeat mischievous music) 801 00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:18,585 - What do you mean you're out of chocolate? 802 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:19,878 How can that be? 803 00:31:20,170 --> 00:31:21,922 - Everybody wants chocolate, I'm out of chocolate. 804 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:23,173 - I need chocolate! 805 00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:23,965 -All right, all right. 806 00:31:24,257 --> 00:31:26,843 I might have an Easter bunny leftover in the fridge. 807 00:31:27,135 --> 00:31:27,886 (attendant grunts) 808 00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:29,846 - Get me the bunny! 809 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:31,139 (attendant grunts) 810 00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:34,851 (upbeat mischievous music) 811 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:37,396 - Thanks for makin' us all late ya little dork. 812 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,065 - Clifford? 813 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:45,779 Clifford? 814 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:47,155 (door creaking) 815 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:49,908 (pensive music) 816 00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:52,994 Where did you get those clothes? 817 00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:55,622 - This kid bought my dinosaur costume. 818 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:58,792 (pensive music) 819 00:31:59,084 --> 00:31:59,918 - What's the matter with you? 820 00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:01,086 Are you crazy? 821 00:32:01,378 --> 00:32:01,878 What are you doing? 822 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:02,921 (woman screams) 823 00:32:03,213 --> 00:32:04,381 I'm terribly sorry! 824 00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:06,216 - Where's my son? 825 00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:07,008 - The last time I saw him, 826 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:08,677 he was counting the money 827 00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:10,637 that he was given in the men's room. 828 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:12,722 - You pervert! 829 00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:16,726 (bag whacks) (Martin screaming) 830 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:17,602 - Ow, my ear! 831 00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:19,688 You hit my ear! (bag whacks) 832 00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:20,939 - Tell me where he is! 833 00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:21,731 (Clifford thuds) 834 00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:23,942 - Mom, I'm over here! 835 00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:25,026 - Oh, Kevin! 836 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:27,320 You're all right. 837 00:32:29,239 --> 00:32:31,366 What in the world is... 838 00:32:33,034 --> 00:32:35,787 - So, any luck with that chocolate? 839 00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:37,164 - "Any luck with that chocolate? 840 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,082 Any luck with that chocolate?" 841 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:42,752 (upbeat mischievous music) 842 00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:46,798 Bad boy, Clifford, bad boy! 843 00:32:48,133 --> 00:32:48,925 I don't know what to say to you. 844 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,886 I'm shocked. 845 00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:53,847 You could have given that child's parents a heart attack. 846 00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,892 If they press charges, you could end up in prison. 847 00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,021 And the wasted time. 848 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:03,356 I happen to be very busy young man. 849 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:05,984 The entire city of Los Angeles is relying 850 00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:08,028 on me for public transit. 851 00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:11,406 My boss is breathing down my neck. 852 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:14,284 That was so embarrassing with Mr. Ellis. 853 00:33:14,576 --> 00:33:19,122 Please don't ever tell someone that they have a nice wig. 854 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:21,041 - I said it was the bestest looking wig I ever saw. 855 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:22,501 It was a compliment. 856 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:23,293 (Martin sighs) 857 00:33:23,585 --> 00:33:25,045 - He says he doesn't wear a wig 858 00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:26,129 and a person doesn't take it 859 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:28,673 as a compliment if you say, "Nice wig." 860 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:31,051 - But I didn't say nice wig, Uncle Martin. 861 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:33,470 I said, "Bestest looking wig." 862 00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:35,096 I believe there is a difference. 863 00:33:35,388 --> 00:33:38,016 - How is it that you're such an authority on wigs? 864 00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:41,186 - Because my teacher, Mr. Cavanaugh wears a wig. 865 00:33:41,478 --> 00:33:43,146 And he lets us play with it at recess sometimes. 866 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:46,274 - Your teacher lets you play with his wig? 867 00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:47,067 - Frisbee. 868 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:50,862 (Clifford imitates air whizzing) 869 00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:54,866 - Miss Gathercole, the art teacher, borrows it as well. 870 00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:56,701 That would be for different reasons. 871 00:33:58,495 --> 00:34:00,747 - Let's just forget about the wig. 872 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,332 But I've gotta punish you, 873 00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:05,752 and that means Dinosaur World is out. 874 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:06,878 - I don't understand. 875 00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:09,881 - I've got a bombshell for you, young man. 876 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:11,258 I happen to be the boss in this house 877 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,426 and you cannot fight City Hall. 878 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,637 - But surely Uncle Martin, someone as wise and worldly 879 00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:18,390 as you would realize that breaking a little boy's promise 880 00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,058 and then punishing him for it 881 00:34:20,350 --> 00:34:22,727 would be a terrible, terrible thing. 882 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:25,146 I would imagine that little boy wouldn't 883 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:27,732 be responsible for what he was gonna do next. 884 00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:29,192 - See, now, that sounds like a threat to me 885 00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:31,069 and I don't like threats. 886 00:34:31,361 --> 00:34:33,071 So, you're gonna spend the rest of the clay in your room. 887 00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:34,489 Now you march, young man. 888 00:34:37,117 --> 00:34:38,034 March. 889 00:34:39,369 --> 00:34:41,121 (gentle music) 890 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:42,289 - It's not fair, Stephen. 891 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:46,001 He was the one who broke his promise 892 00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:48,128 and now I'm the one who's being punished. 893 00:34:50,297 --> 00:34:51,256 It isn't fair. 894 00:34:53,133 --> 00:34:54,634 They're never fair. 895 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:56,219 (Clifford sniffling) 896 00:34:56,511 --> 00:34:57,512 Well, I am gonna go to Dinosaur World. 897 00:34:57,804 --> 00:34:58,972 I don't care what he says. 898 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:01,641 (Clifford sniffling) 899 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,311 (phone ringing) 900 00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:07,689 (phone beeps) 901 00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:09,024 - Hello? 902 00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:10,358 - Hi, it's me. 903 00:35:10,650 --> 00:35:12,027 How was Dinosaur World? 904 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,528 - Oh, I had to postpone it. 905 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,488 Ellis hit me with about 100 changes to make 906 00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:17,115 on the model in the next two days. 907 00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:18,158 (Sarah gasps) 908 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,160 - Oh, you poor thing. 909 00:35:20,452 --> 00:35:20,952 How's Clifford? 910 00:35:21,244 --> 00:35:22,162 He must be heartbroken. 911 00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:23,121 - Nah, he's fine. 912 00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:26,166 In fact, we're in the kitchen right now making popcorn. 913 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:28,710 Use a potholder, Cliffy. 914 00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:31,296 - So, I was calling about tonight. 915 00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:32,130 - [Martin] Tonight? 916 00:35:32,422 --> 00:35:33,256 - My parents' anniversary. 917 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:34,674 Why, did you forget? 918 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:36,176 - No, come on, are you kidding? 919 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:39,679 I can't miss your parents' anniversary party. 920 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:40,472 - Okay- 921 00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:41,765 Well it's seven o'clock. 922 00:35:42,057 --> 00:35:44,309 I can't wait for my folks to meet Clifford. 923 00:35:44,601 --> 00:35:45,268 - [Martin] See ya then. 924 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,061 - [Sarah] Bye. 925 00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:47,103 - [Martin] Bye. 926 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:49,981 (receiver clicks) 927 00:35:52,901 --> 00:35:54,319 - Isn't that something, Stephen? 928 00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:57,864 Too busy for a boy's dream, 929 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,533 but not too busy to go out to dinner. 930 00:36:01,618 --> 00:36:05,246 (upbeat mischievous music) 931 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:21,554 - [Martin] Punish you, and that means Dinosaur World is out. 932 00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:23,556 - [Clifford] That would be a mistake. 933 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:25,308 - [Martin] I've got a bombshell for you, young man. 934 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:26,685 I happen to be the boss in this house 935 00:36:26,976 --> 00:36:28,269 and you cannot fight City Hall. 936 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:31,981 (tape recorder whirring) 937 00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:36,236 - Stephen, do you like Uncle Martin? 938 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,279 -So do I. 939 00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:41,366 - [Martin] This is Martin Daniels. 940 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:42,992 I've got a bomb. 941 00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:45,870 (dramatic music) 942 00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:48,581 - Wow, is this house ever huge! 943 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,419 Wow, Uncle Martin, do they live in a hotel? 944 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:55,171 - You're not still mad at me 945 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:57,132 for grounding you, are you Clifford? 946 00:36:57,424 --> 00:36:59,008 - Of course not, Uncle Martin. 947 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:00,301 Whatever would make you think that? 948 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:03,430 (gentle piano music) 949 00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:04,264 - There they are. 950 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:07,267 Now, Daddy, I want you to be nice to Martin for me, okay? 951 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,269 - Yeah, if I have to, honey. 952 00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,438 I've told you before, I don't understand 953 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:14,941 a man at his age and still not married. 954 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:15,942 - Hi, honey. - Hi, Daddy, 955 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:16,735 look it's Martin. 956 00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:17,610 Hi. 957 00:37:19,028 --> 00:37:19,946 - Congratulations, Sir. 958 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,782 Happy anniversary and I hope you have many, many more. 959 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:23,575 - Oh. 960 00:37:23,867 --> 00:37:25,493 - Daddy, this is Martin's nephew, Clifford. 961 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:28,496 - Well, now look at this big fella. 962 00:37:28,788 --> 00:37:30,457 Clifford is it? - Yeah. 963 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:32,208 - What do you want to be when you grow up, Cliff? 964 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:33,835 - A dinosaur. 965 00:37:34,127 --> 00:37:37,088 (Martin laughs) 966 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,007 Do you like dinosaurs, Miss Sarah? 967 00:37:39,299 --> 00:37:40,842 - I adore dinosaurs. 968 00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:42,719 Hey, Clifford, would you like a cup of punch? 969 00:37:43,011 --> 00:37:44,512 - [Clifford] I would like that very much. 970 00:37:44,804 --> 00:37:45,764 - Martin, Bloody Mary? 971 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:46,931 - Thank you, thank you. 972 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:49,642 You have a most exceptional daughter, Sir. 973 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:52,061 - Thank you for letting me know. 974 00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:56,357 - Well, well you must be havin' the time of your life. 975 00:37:57,692 --> 00:37:59,360 - Why do you say that, Miss Sarah? 976 00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:01,029 - Oh, getting to spend time 977 00:38:01,321 --> 00:38:03,198 with your uncle finally and everything. 978 00:38:03,490 --> 00:38:05,450 - Oh (chuckles), Uncle Martin. 979 00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:09,412 Dear, scary Uncle Martin. 980 00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:10,663 - Sarah! 981 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:12,207 Hello darling. 982 00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:14,083 Oh, how fabulous you look. 983 00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:14,876 I always love 984 00:38:15,168 --> 00:38:16,711 you in that dress. - Coming right up. 985 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:17,796 - It's new, Julia. 986 00:38:18,087 --> 00:38:20,298 - Oh, yes, of course it is. 987 00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:22,008 Oh, come and meet Roweejnee. 988 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:22,801 He doesn't understand 989 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:23,593 a word of English. - I'll be back 990 00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:24,886 in one second, Clifford. 991 00:38:25,178 --> 00:38:25,887 - Okie dokie. 992 00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:30,975 (guests chattering) (gentle piano music) 993 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:45,782 - Hi, Clifford. 994 00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:46,574 - Hi, Uncle Martin. 995 00:38:46,866 --> 00:38:47,367 - Have you seen Sarah? 996 00:38:47,659 --> 00:38:49,536 - She was taking off to meet someone named Roweejnee 997 00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:51,538 by a lady who looks like this. 998 00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:53,957 (Martin chuckles) 999 00:38:54,249 --> 00:38:56,417 What makes her face look like that, Uncle Martin? 1000 00:38:56,709 --> 00:38:58,628 - That's what they call a facelift. 1001 00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,046 - What's a facelift? 1002 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:00,839 - Oh! 1003 00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:01,714 - Oh! 1004 00:39:03,633 --> 00:39:05,301 - Let's not shout so much. - Oh, sorry. 1005 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:06,594 I believe your drink 1006 00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:09,264 is right there. - Oh, thanks. 1007 00:39:09,556 --> 00:39:10,265 - [Annabelle] Martin. 1008 00:39:10,557 --> 00:39:11,683 - Oh, Mrs. Davis. 1009 00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:12,559 - Oh! -Aw! 1010 00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:16,145 - Oh, I knew you'd come. 1011 00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:17,397 Parker said you'd try to weasel 1012 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:19,357 out of it but I knew better. 1013 00:39:19,649 --> 00:39:21,276 - Oh, not come to your 35th anniversary? 1014 00:39:21,568 --> 00:39:23,194 That would be unthinkable (laughs). 1015 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:27,448 (Mrs. Davis laughs) (Clifford laughs) 1016 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:29,909 - Is this Clifford? 1017 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,744 - Yes, I believe it is me. 1018 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:33,413 - I'm Sarah's mother. 1019 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:34,998 I'm Annabelle. 1020 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:36,624 - If you're Miss Sarah's mother, 1021 00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,334 you must be the most wonderful person 1022 00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:40,044 in the whole wide world. 1023 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:41,421 (Annabelle squeals) 1024 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:45,383 - What a gorgeous, gorgeous child! 1025 00:39:45,675 --> 00:39:47,594 Aw, mwah, mwah, mwah! - Wait. 1026 00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:51,723 Wait, no. (Annabelle smooching) 1027 00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:52,599 Wait! 1028 00:39:54,601 --> 00:39:55,476 I believe Uncle Martin would like 1029 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:58,271 to offer you and toast on this somewhat auspicious occasion. 1030 00:39:58,563 --> 00:39:59,314 - Oh (laughs). 1031 00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:00,732 How sweet. 1032 00:40:01,024 --> 00:40:02,525 - Parker, Sarah? 1033 00:40:02,817 --> 00:40:03,526 Everybody, come on, gather 'round. 1034 00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:06,321 Sarah's Martin is toasting. 1035 00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:08,489 Come on quickly, quickly. - Aw! 1036 00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:10,450 - [Annabelle] Here we go. 1037 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:11,576 - It's a toast. 1038 00:40:11,868 --> 00:40:13,578 - We, we, we raise our glasses. 1039 00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:14,370 - Oh, wow. - Wonderful. 1040 00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:17,332 - First, to Parker Davis, 1041 00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:20,335 the patriarch of the Davis family. 1042 00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:23,671 For 35 years a, a, a devoted husband 1043 00:40:23,963 --> 00:40:27,258 and a loving, loving father. 1044 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,594 We love you very much, Sir. 1045 00:40:29,886 --> 00:40:30,428 (Sarah laughs) 1046 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:31,596 - Hear hear. 1047 00:40:31,888 --> 00:40:32,722 - Hear hear. 1048 00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,098 - [Man] Cheers. 1049 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:35,808 - Next... 1050 00:40:37,810 --> 00:40:39,145 (Martin gasps) 1051 00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:42,106 (Martin chuckles) 1052 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:48,988 - Aren't you gonna say something nice about Sarah's mother? 1053 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,991 (guests chattering faintly) 1054 00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:54,744 - [Parker] God damn it, Daniels, get on with it. 1055 00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:56,663 - Are you feeling okay, Martin? 1056 00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:59,165 (upbeat mischievous music) (ice cubes clinking) 1057 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:00,166 (Martin yells) (glass shattering) 1058 00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:03,169 (guests exclaiming) 1059 00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:07,924 (Martin yelling) 1060 00:41:10,176 --> 00:41:11,260 - Oh, would you excuse us? 1061 00:41:11,552 --> 00:41:13,888 I just would like a word with my nephew. 1062 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:16,557 - Yes, the paprika sauce was the talk of the party. 1063 00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:19,560 Pass it on. (staff grumbling) 1064 00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:20,687 - You're tr yin' to punish me 1065 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:22,897 because I haven't taken you to Dinosaur World. 1066 00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:23,690 - What do you mean, 1067 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:24,482 Uncle Martin? - What do I mean? 1068 00:41:24,774 --> 00:41:25,858 You put something in my drink. 1069 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:26,651 - In your drink? 1070 00:41:26,943 --> 00:41:27,694 - In my drink, in my drink! 1071 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:30,530 I thought my mouth was gonna burn off! 1072 00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:31,322 (Clifford chuckles) 1073 00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:32,115 You think it's funny? 1074 00:41:32,407 --> 00:41:32,991 - No (laughs). 1075 00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,494 It was funny, Uncle Martin, it was, 1076 00:41:36,786 --> 00:41:38,079 because you made a toast. 1077 00:41:38,371 --> 00:41:40,331 "Here's to Parker Davis. 1078 00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:41,541 We love you, Sir." 1079 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:43,543 And then you held up the drink. 1080 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:47,672 (Clifford imitates Martin choking) 1081 00:41:49,257 --> 00:41:52,593 Everyone was staring and saying, "What a goof!" 1082 00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:54,137 And then you ran over to the punch bowl. 1083 00:41:54,429 --> 00:41:59,142 (Clifford imitates Martin gulping) 1084 00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:03,354 (Martin chuckles) (Clifford laughing) 1085 00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:04,814 (Martin grunting) 1086 00:42:05,106 --> 00:42:07,984 (objects clattering) 1087 00:42:09,819 --> 00:42:11,946 - Oh, oh, oh, oh (laughs)! 1088 00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:14,449 - You see when, when you are looking at the baseball, 1089 00:42:14,741 --> 00:42:15,491 look at it! - Yes. 1090 00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:16,868 - Hit it, hit it. - Oh, I get it. 1091 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:17,910 - Keep your eye on it. - I see now. 1092 00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:19,620 - Keep your eye on the ball! 1093 00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:23,916 - It's tricky to remember all the facts. 1094 00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:27,587 - Oh, so. 1095 00:42:29,422 --> 00:42:30,298 All right? 1096 00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:31,090 Okay? 1097 00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,176 - You good, good. - Yes. 1098 00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:34,761 Yes. 1099 00:42:35,053 --> 00:42:37,388 - They're starting to serve dinner now. 1100 00:42:38,473 --> 00:42:39,557 - Dinner is served. 1101 00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:41,934 - Oh, hungry boy am I. 1102 00:42:43,311 --> 00:42:45,521 - [Sarah] Clifford, maybe you'd like to go wash your hands. 1103 00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:46,647 - Oh. 1104 00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,484 (Clifford imitates cat purring) 1105 00:42:49,776 --> 00:42:52,320 (guests chattering) 1106 00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:53,362 - Goodbye, Captain. 1107 00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:01,287 - You'd tell me if you were having 1108 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:02,705 a nervous breakdown wouldn't you? 1109 00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:04,499 (Martin laughs) (Sarah laughs) 1110 00:43:04,791 --> 00:43:08,086 - Nervous breakdown (chuckles). 1111 00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:09,754 (gentle music) (guests chattering) 1112 00:43:10,046 --> 00:43:11,672 - He says he wants me to fly to San Francisco 1113 00:43:11,964 --> 00:43:14,092 with him tomorrow to open a new daycare center. 1114 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:15,676 - What did you say? 1115 00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:16,552 - I said yes. 1116 00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:18,304 Well, it's only for one night. 1117 00:43:18,596 --> 00:43:21,682 - You're spending the night in San Francisco with Ellis? 1118 00:43:21,974 --> 00:43:22,809 - (sighs) Well, he is my boss. 1119 00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:24,727 What was I supposed to say, no? 1120 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:26,604 What is wrong with you tonight? 1121 00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:27,396 - Clifford, what are you doing? 1122 00:43:27,688 --> 00:43:28,648 - I'm sorry, Uncle Martin. 1123 00:43:28,940 --> 00:43:31,651 I just wanted to borrow your lip thingy stuff. 1124 00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:33,319 My lips are somewhat parched. 1125 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:34,112 - You can't just put your hand 1126 00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:34,987 into somebody's pocket and no, you cannot borrow it. 1127 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,406 It's not sanitary. 1128 00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:39,200 - Whatever you say, Uncle Martin. 1129 00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:41,202 - Here are your pickles, Sir. 1130 00:43:41,494 --> 00:43:43,538 - Oh, thank you ever so kindly, Sir. 1131 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:48,960 - What a nice, polite young man you are. 1132 00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:51,337 - He said that even though you tend 1133 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:54,006 to be a bit of a worrywart that he has every confidence 1134 00:43:54,298 --> 00:43:54,799 you'll come through in the end. 1135 00:43:55,091 --> 00:43:56,676 - Oh, and if I do maybe he'll take me 1136 00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:59,387 to San Francisco for the night, too. 1137 00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:01,681 - Just because I'm in a good mood and you're not, 1138 00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:03,432 you just can't stand it can you? 1139 00:44:03,724 --> 00:44:04,600 - I can stand it. 1140 00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:05,685 - Just forget it. 1141 00:44:07,854 --> 00:44:08,855 (Martin sighs) 1142 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:10,940 - [Man] It's been paying on for about six months. 1143 00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:12,525 - [Woman] Well I'd certainly love one. 1144 00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:14,735 (guests chattering) 1145 00:44:15,027 --> 00:44:15,736 - [Man] Thank you. 1146 00:44:16,028 --> 00:44:16,779 See I made the dog... 1147 00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:18,364 - You look wonderful. - God, this is good. 1148 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:21,117 - [Woman] I was born to (speaking faintly). 1149 00:44:21,409 --> 00:44:21,909 - [Man] Oh (laughs). 1150 00:44:22,201 --> 00:44:23,619 Nonsense. 1151 00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:24,537 Nonsense. 1152 00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:25,580 - Hi. 1153 00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:27,456 - [Man] Well, it's true. 1154 00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:29,125 - [Woman] Thank you. 1155 00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:32,378 - What the hell do you think you're doing? 1156 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:35,131 - Oh, Martin, you are hysterical! 1157 00:44:37,717 --> 00:44:40,219 (all laughing) 1158 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:54,483 - Go like this. 1159 00:44:54,775 --> 00:44:57,069 (all laughing) 1160 00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:01,741 - Martin, go to the bathroom and wipe it off. 1161 00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:04,285 (all laughing) 1162 00:45:09,999 --> 00:45:12,168 - There's a bathroom on the second floor, Madam. 1163 00:45:14,921 --> 00:45:16,881 - [Detective] Are you Martin Daniels? 1164 00:45:17,173 --> 00:45:18,216 - Yes. 1165 00:45:18,507 --> 00:45:20,635 - May I spend the night at your house, Miss Sarah? 1166 00:45:20,927 --> 00:45:21,969 - Oh, I... 1167 00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:24,263 - Madam, come quickly, please. 1168 00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:27,683 - You're making a terrible mistake. 1169 00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,602 This is an anniversary party. 1170 00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:30,394 Stop this! 1171 00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:31,354 I have a fiance... 1172 00:45:31,646 --> 00:45:33,231 (Martin grunts) 1173 00:45:33,522 --> 00:45:35,399 I'm Miss Davis' fiance! 1174 00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:36,192 - Martin? 1175 00:45:36,484 --> 00:45:37,818 - Sorry, ladies and gentlemen. 1176 00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:38,861 We are police officers. 1177 00:45:39,153 --> 00:45:40,655 Don't be alarmed. 1178 00:45:40,947 --> 00:45:44,325 This gentleman is suspected of planting an explosive device. 1179 00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:45,117 - What? 1180 00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:45,910 No, no! (guests clamoring) 1181 00:45:46,202 --> 00:45:47,036 I'm with the city! 1182 00:45:47,328 --> 00:45:47,828 - [Detective] Let's go. 1183 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:49,705 - I'm designing a public transit system 1184 00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:51,123 for the entire city - This is a mistake! 1185 00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:52,750 - Of Los Angeles! 1186 00:45:53,042 --> 00:45:54,502 I have a fiance! - Honestly, this is insane! 1187 00:45:54,794 --> 00:45:55,836 You've made some sort of horrible mistake. 1188 00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:57,755 - We don't think so, Ma'am. 1189 00:45:58,047 --> 00:45:58,547 - Oh, please! 1190 00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:00,758 - Well, it's not as if I didn't warn her. 1191 00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:02,051 - Oh, but wait. 1192 00:46:02,343 --> 00:46:03,970 - Uncle Martin! 1193 00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:04,845 No! 1194 00:46:06,347 --> 00:46:07,139 - Oh, this is just awful. 1195 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:10,851 - In the name of all that's holy, somebody help my uncle. 1196 00:46:11,143 --> 00:46:13,688 He's an innocent man I tell you! 1197 00:46:13,980 --> 00:46:16,065 An innocent man. 1198 00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:18,693 (mischievous music) 1199 00:46:18,985 --> 00:46:21,070 Mission accomplished, friend. 1200 00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:25,533 - Now why don't you just make things easier 1201 00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:28,286 on everybody and tell us where the bomb is hidden. 1202 00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:29,495 - What are you talking about? 1203 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:30,454 Do I look like someone that would 1204 00:46:30,746 --> 00:46:32,915 put a bomb under City Hall? 1205 00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:36,168 I know what you're tr yin' to do. 1206 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:37,295 You're tr yin' to get a confession out 1207 00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:39,880 of me by grilling me under these hot lights. 1208 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:41,799 - Sorry. 1209 00:46:42,091 --> 00:46:44,802 (officers chattering faintly) 1210 00:46:45,094 --> 00:46:46,429 - Well, now I can't see anything. 1211 00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,058 That's... 1212 00:46:53,769 --> 00:46:54,395 - [Detective] Is that better? 1213 00:46:54,687 --> 00:46:55,855 - It, it... 1214 00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:57,815 Look, I don't wanna make this about lighting. 1215 00:46:58,107 --> 00:46:58,733 Let's just move on with it. 1216 00:46:59,025 --> 00:47:00,693 - You wanted to get caught. 1217 00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:01,861 You were the one who called us! 1218 00:47:02,153 --> 00:47:02,778 - What? 1219 00:47:03,070 --> 00:47:03,904 - Yeah. 1220 00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:07,158 - Hi, this is Martin Daniels. 1221 00:47:07,450 --> 00:47:08,034 I'm not home right now, 1222 00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:10,036 but I've got a bomb under City Hall. 1223 00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:10,828 Talk to you later. 1224 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:11,871 Oh, wait, no, no. 1225 00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:15,041 This is part of my answering machine message. 1226 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:15,958 This is a prank! 1227 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:16,792 This is a joke. 1228 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:17,793 You don't have to believe me. 1229 00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:19,837 Call my home, call my home. 1230 00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:21,213 - Here. (dial ton humming) 1231 00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:22,340 Speaker's on. 1232 00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:24,842 (phone beeping) 1233 00:47:25,134 --> 00:47:26,886 (line trilling) 1234 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:28,137 - [Clifford] Hi, this is Clifford. 1235 00:47:28,429 --> 00:47:30,264 I can't tell you where my Uncle Martin is right now, 1236 00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:31,682 but I'll give you a hint. 1237 00:47:31,974 --> 00:47:32,475 Kaboom! 1238 00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:37,563 (phone beeps) (upbeat mischievous music) 1239 00:47:48,616 --> 00:47:49,241 - Clifford? 1240 00:47:49,533 --> 00:47:52,203 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you! 1241 00:47:52,495 --> 00:47:53,412 - Morning, Miss Sarah. 1242 00:47:54,372 --> 00:47:56,248 Whew, you're all dressed up to go dreaming 1243 00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:57,833 and don't tell me I'm wrong. 1244 00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:01,253 - Oh, thank you. 1245 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:03,464 I didn't hear you get up. 1246 00:48:03,756 --> 00:48:04,965 - I've been up since five. 1247 00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:08,636 I don't sleep as much as one might assume. 1248 00:48:08,928 --> 00:48:11,889 - Well, I see you found something to eat. 1249 00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:13,432 (Martin knocking) 1250 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:14,683 - Hi. 1251 00:48:14,975 --> 00:48:16,268 It's the jailbird. 1252 00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:18,270 - [Sarah] Oh, Martin, I've been so worried. 1253 00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:19,146 (Martin chuckles) 1254 00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:20,731 - You've been worried? 1255 00:48:22,775 --> 00:48:23,984 There he is. 1256 00:48:24,276 --> 00:48:25,736 Hi, Clifford, you okay? 1257 00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:26,904 - Hi, Uncle Martin. 1258 00:48:27,196 --> 00:48:28,989 How was your stay in penitentiary? 1259 00:48:29,281 --> 00:48:30,324 Did you meet any interesting hoodlums? 1260 00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:32,493 (Martin laughs) 1261 00:48:32,785 --> 00:48:35,746 (Clifford grunts) 1262 00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:36,622 - So what happened? 1263 00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:37,915 Are you really in trouble? 1264 00:48:38,207 --> 00:48:38,958 - Oh, wait 'til you hear this. 1265 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:41,669 I've told you about Larry Gold, right? 1266 00:48:41,961 --> 00:48:42,420 - No. 1267 00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:44,839 - You know Larry Gold, Mr. Practical Jokes? 1268 00:48:45,131 --> 00:48:47,049 The whole thing was a set up. 1269 00:48:47,341 --> 00:48:49,051 - Oh! 1270 00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:51,762 Oh no, I don't believe what I'm hearing. 1271 00:48:52,054 --> 00:48:53,097 - I don't believe what I'm hearing either. 1272 00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:55,307 (Martin laughs) (milk splashing) 1273 00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:57,643 - Oh honey, be careful how you eat your cereal. 1274 00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:58,519 Use a napkin. 1275 00:48:58,811 --> 00:49:00,646 This boy and his cereal (laughs). 1276 00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:05,943 - So explain to me what happened. 1277 00:49:06,235 --> 00:49:08,654 - Larry gold tapes my answering machine message, 1278 00:49:08,946 --> 00:49:10,823 then he tapes a conversation with me on the phone, 1279 00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:12,116 he edits the two of them together, 1280 00:49:12,408 --> 00:49:16,120 the police play it for me and I think I'm going insane. 1281 00:49:16,412 --> 00:49:17,997 - That's sick. 1282 00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:19,039 - It gets better. 1283 00:49:19,331 --> 00:49:20,124 The two cops who arrested me 1284 00:49:20,416 --> 00:49:23,127 at the party are Larry's cousins. 1285 00:49:23,419 --> 00:49:23,919 - No! 1286 00:49:24,211 --> 00:49:26,881 Oh, now, I don't think that's funny at all. 1287 00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:28,507 - I didn't either and then I sat down 1288 00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:32,803 and I started thinking about it and I got to laughing. 1289 00:49:33,095 --> 00:49:37,892 (Martin laughs) (tableware clattering) 1290 00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:42,104 - It is funny. 1291 00:49:42,396 --> 00:49:44,023 - Those guys are certifiable. 1292 00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:45,357 - [Martin] Tell me about it. 1293 00:49:45,649 --> 00:49:47,943 - Oh God, I'm so relieved. 1294 00:49:48,944 --> 00:49:50,154 Oh, now, Clifford, see? 1295 00:49:50,446 --> 00:49:53,115 Didn't I tell you that everything would be just fine? 1296 00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:54,200 - Yes, you did. 1297 00:49:54,492 --> 00:49:56,702 But I don't like those men, Miss Sarah. 1298 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:59,121 They're liars and everybody knows 1299 00:49:59,413 --> 00:50:01,790 that liars eventually get caught. 1300 00:50:02,082 --> 00:50:05,085 - (chuckles) That's right you little peckerhead. 1301 00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,589 - Okay, I'll see you tomorrow 1302 00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:09,965 and try to get some sleep, Martin. 1303 00:50:10,257 --> 00:50:11,467 You look exhausted. 1304 00:50:11,759 --> 00:50:12,259 - Yeah. 1305 00:50:12,551 --> 00:50:14,386 I got a lotta work to catch up with. 1306 00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:17,139 Listen, I'm sorry I was such 1307 00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:19,099 a jerk about your trip with Ellis. 1308 00:50:19,391 --> 00:50:21,018 - Oh, I know sweetheart, I know. 1309 00:50:23,187 --> 00:50:25,940 Okay, so I'm gonna be eta yin' at the Wimberton Hotel, 1310 00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:28,067 so you can phone my suite every five minutes. 1311 00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:28,943 - You have a suite? 1312 00:50:29,235 --> 00:50:30,069 - Yes. 1313 00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:31,612 Bye, Clifford. 1314 00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:33,113 Try to make sure by the time I get back 1315 00:50:33,405 --> 00:50:35,407 your Uncle's not workin' on a chain gang. 1316 00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:36,325 (Martin laughs) (Sarah laughs) 1317 00:50:36,617 --> 00:50:38,244 - That's very good, that's very good. 1318 00:50:38,536 --> 00:50:39,036 - Okay, bye- 1319 00:50:39,328 --> 00:50:40,079 - Bye. 1320 00:50:40,371 --> 00:50:42,623 (gentle music) 1321 00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:46,252 (door slams) 1322 00:50:47,336 --> 00:50:47,962 - Bye. 1323 00:50:48,254 --> 00:50:49,004 - [Clifford] Bye bye- 1324 00:50:49,296 --> 00:50:50,005 - [Martin] Bye. 1325 00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:51,757 - Bye. - Get in the car. 1326 00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:54,635 (birds chirping) 1327 00:50:59,306 --> 00:51:00,849 I am now out on bail. 1328 00:51:03,435 --> 00:51:05,145 Are you listening to me? 1329 00:51:05,437 --> 00:51:06,522 Are you? 1330 00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:07,731 - Yes, I am. 1331 00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:11,569 - I have a criminal record. 1332 00:51:13,237 --> 00:51:14,780 But you know what you're gonna have? 1333 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:15,573 - What? 1334 00:51:15,864 --> 00:51:18,117 - You're gonna have a one way ticket back to your parents. 1335 00:51:18,409 --> 00:51:19,577 - Don't send me back to my parents. 1336 00:51:19,868 --> 00:51:20,369 They hate me! 1337 00:51:20,661 --> 00:51:22,329 - Not as much as I do! 1338 00:51:22,621 --> 00:51:23,122 (Clifford sobs) 1339 00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:24,999 Oh, stop with the fake tears. 1340 00:51:25,291 --> 00:51:26,208 - I'm not faking. 1341 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:27,001 I am sorry. 1342 00:51:27,293 --> 00:51:30,796 I'll admit anything, just don't send me back to my parents. 1343 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:32,047 I'll even tell Miss Sarah that I was the one 1344 00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:35,134 who put the lipstick in your pocket, which I didn't. 1345 00:51:35,426 --> 00:51:37,720 It was her father who did it! 1346 00:51:38,012 --> 00:51:40,222 He wanted to embarrass you! 1347 00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:42,766 He said that you were a simple minded moron. 1348 00:51:43,058 --> 00:51:44,602 - Sarah's father called me a moron? 1349 00:51:44,893 --> 00:51:47,062 - A simple minded moron. 1350 00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:51,066 - And Sarah's father put the lipstick in my pocket? 1351 00:51:51,358 --> 00:51:52,192 - Yes. 1352 00:51:53,861 --> 00:51:54,945 - Why would he do that? 1353 00:51:55,237 --> 00:51:56,614 - 'Cause he hates you. 1354 00:51:56,905 --> 00:51:58,240 I don't know why. 1355 00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:02,119 I certainly think you're a nice enough sort. 1356 00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:05,247 - I suppose that Sarah's father also put 1357 00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:07,207 the hot sauce in my drink? 1358 00:52:07,499 --> 00:52:08,000 - That I don't know. 1359 00:52:08,292 --> 00:52:08,792 - You don't? - No. 1360 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:09,585 - You don't? - No. 1361 00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:10,377 - You don't? - No. 1362 00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:12,755 - You have no idea who did that? 1363 00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:14,256 - I would suspect the bartender. 1364 00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:15,215 - Oh, you would suspect 1365 00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:16,508 the bartender. - Theory, just. 1366 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,762 - Well, you know, I would suspect someone else! 1367 00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:21,180 Now who could that be? 1368 00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:27,061 - If you are about to say what I think you're about to say, 1369 00:52:27,353 --> 00:52:28,896 then I don't wanna hear it, 1370 00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:31,148 because Sarah Davis loves you, Uncle Martin. 1371 00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,317 She wouldn't do that. 1372 00:52:33,609 --> 00:52:35,194 Oh, she has problems with you 1373 00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:37,279 but every relationship goes through that. 1374 00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:41,200 Oh! 1375 00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:43,285 Oh you're... 1376 00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:45,162 You don't think it was me? 1377 00:52:45,454 --> 00:52:46,413 Oh, Uncle Martin! 1378 00:52:46,705 --> 00:52:47,247 - Stop! 1379 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,336 And I had to be made naked in the jail! 1380 00:52:52,628 --> 00:52:53,879 I was strip searched! 1381 00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:56,090 I was humiliated! 1382 00:52:56,382 --> 00:52:57,174 - I know, I'm sorry. 1383 00:52:57,466 --> 00:52:59,718 I'm sorry that I made the tape. 1384 00:53:00,010 --> 00:53:01,553 Oh, God it was wrong, Uncle Martin. 1385 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:02,429 Why did I do it? 1386 00:53:02,721 --> 00:53:03,305 Why? 1387 00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:06,558 I think I know why. 1388 00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:11,105 Because I was so angry at you for having promised 1389 00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:12,606 that you would take me to Dinosaur World 1390 00:53:12,898 --> 00:53:14,525 and then breaking that promise, Uncle Martin! 1391 00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:15,818 - What is it with you and Dinosaur World? 1392 00:53:16,110 --> 00:53:17,319 It's a sick thing. 1393 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:21,323 You're obsessed with this Dinosaur World. 1394 00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:23,659 - I believe that Dinosaur World is the only place 1395 00:53:23,951 --> 00:53:26,245 where a boy like me can be happy. 1396 00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:35,713 (Clifford sobbing) 1397 00:53:36,004 --> 00:53:38,549 (Martin sighs) 1398 00:53:38,841 --> 00:53:39,758 - Listen to me, listen to me! 1399 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:41,051 Shut up a minute. 1400 00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:42,052 Listen! 1401 00:53:42,344 --> 00:53:42,928 Shut up. 1402 00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:46,890 Will you listen to me? - Yes. 1403 00:53:47,182 --> 00:53:47,850 - Will you listen to me? - I'm listening. 1404 00:53:48,142 --> 00:53:49,351 -All right, all right. 1405 00:53:49,643 --> 00:53:52,229 (birds chirping) 1406 00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:56,024 Don't put the dinosaur on me like that. 1407 00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:57,359 Just leave the dinosaur over there. 1408 00:53:57,651 --> 00:53:59,153 Just leave the dinosaur over there like that. 1409 00:53:59,445 --> 00:54:00,946 I'm trying to tell you something. 1410 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,658 When I... 1411 00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:05,534 When I was a little boy... 1412 00:54:05,826 --> 00:54:08,203 You know, you touch the dinosaur, I'm gonna kill you. 1413 00:54:08,495 --> 00:54:09,621 - Stephen wanted to stand here... 1414 00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:11,123 - Give me the dinosaur, give it! 1415 00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:12,166 I'll rip it's head off! 1416 00:54:12,458 --> 00:54:13,041 Give it to me. 1417 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:15,502 God Almighty, boy! 1418 00:54:17,838 --> 00:54:18,464 Now listen to me! 1419 00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:21,675 I'm trying to tell you something to help you. 1420 00:54:21,967 --> 00:54:24,595 (Martin sighs) 1421 00:54:24,887 --> 00:54:27,765 Clifford, I'm trying to tell you something 1422 00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:29,224 about when I was a little boy growing 1423 00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:31,226 up in Chicago, all right? 1424 00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:32,853 - Yes. 1425 00:54:33,145 --> 00:54:35,022 - There was a great amusement park called Riverview. 1426 00:54:35,314 --> 00:54:36,148 (Clifford gasps) 1427 00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:37,483 Did your father tell you about it? 1428 00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:38,692 - Yes. 1429 00:54:38,984 --> 00:54:40,319 - I thought that was the only place 1430 00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:42,780 where a boy like me could be happy, 1431 00:54:43,071 --> 00:54:45,449 but my father never took me there, 1432 00:54:45,741 --> 00:54:50,537 and then one clay they tore it down 1433 00:54:51,622 --> 00:54:54,124 before I ever got to go there. 1434 00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:55,959 I understand how you feel, Clifford. 1435 00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:56,752 - You do? 1436 00:54:57,044 --> 00:54:57,628 - [Martin] Yes. 1437 00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:01,173 - Does it ever get easier my Uncle Martin? 1438 00:55:02,841 --> 00:55:03,759 - Not really. 1439 00:55:04,051 --> 00:55:04,802 All right, now listen to me. 1440 00:55:05,093 --> 00:55:05,677 Listen to me. 1441 00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:07,554 Here's the deal. 1442 00:55:08,806 --> 00:55:10,599 You go to your room, write a confession 1443 00:55:10,891 --> 00:55:12,059 that I will take to the police, 1444 00:55:12,351 --> 00:55:14,436 and I will not send you back to your parents, 1445 00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:18,649 and you tell Sarah that you and I are the best of friends. 1446 00:55:18,941 --> 00:55:19,441 - And we are, aren't we? 1447 00:55:19,733 --> 00:55:20,317 - Shut up. 1448 00:55:21,610 --> 00:55:23,529 But if you even look at me funny, 1449 00:55:24,738 --> 00:55:27,407 if you do one thing that I find weird, 1450 00:55:27,699 --> 00:55:30,077 which is like, your middle name... 1451 00:55:30,369 --> 00:55:31,912 See now, you're doin' it right now. 1452 00:55:32,204 --> 00:55:35,582 Can you just act like a human boy for one minute here? 1453 00:55:35,874 --> 00:55:37,668 Look at me like a person. 1454 00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:38,836 You can't do it for more than a few... 1455 00:55:39,127 --> 00:55:41,588 Look at me like a human boy. 1456 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,423 Don't mess around with me. 1457 00:55:43,715 --> 00:55:46,134 You're gonna be back on that plane. 1458 00:55:46,426 --> 00:55:47,594 You understand me? 1459 00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:49,429 - I understand that I love you. 1460 00:55:50,389 --> 00:55:52,724 -All right, all right, all right, let it go, let it go. 1461 00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:53,600 Let it go. 1462 00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:58,689 - Stephen walked back. 1463 00:56:00,315 --> 00:56:00,858 (Martin grunting) (Clifford gasping) 1464 00:56:01,149 --> 00:56:02,401 - [Martin] Give me that, Clifford! 1465 00:56:04,111 --> 00:56:04,736 - He says, please don't hurt him. 1466 00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:06,864 He's the only one left in his family. 1467 00:56:07,155 --> 00:56:07,656 - All right, you know something? 1468 00:56:07,948 --> 00:56:08,448 Take the dinosaur and go to your room with the, 1469 00:56:08,740 --> 00:56:10,075 I don't want the dinosaur. 1470 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:10,868 You take the dinosaur. 1471 00:56:11,159 --> 00:56:12,411 Go ahead, go head, write your confession. 1472 00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:13,537 - Yes. 1473 00:56:15,581 --> 00:56:18,709 - Pretty soon there won't be anyone left in his family. 1474 00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:21,920 (monitor beeping) 1475 00:56:22,212 --> 00:56:23,589 Okay, I've got 20 hours. 1476 00:56:23,881 --> 00:56:26,466 (upbeat mischievous music) 1477 00:56:26,758 --> 00:56:28,719 I can do it if I don't panic. 1478 00:56:30,345 --> 00:56:31,305 (monitor beeps) 1479 00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:33,682 Clifford, come on down and get some lunch. 1480 00:56:35,267 --> 00:56:35,893 Clifford! 1481 00:56:36,184 --> 00:56:39,438 (upbeat mischievous music) 1482 00:56:45,611 --> 00:56:47,321 - [Clifford] "My dearest Uncle Martin, 1483 00:56:47,613 --> 00:56:48,739 I have failed you in so many ways 1484 00:56:49,031 --> 00:56:50,949 that I decided to take the 1 :45 train 1485 00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:53,410 to San Francisco to try to find Miss Sarah Davis. 1486 00:56:53,702 --> 00:56:57,539 I love you with all the love I have in my little boy heart. 1487 00:56:57,831 --> 00:56:58,415 Clifford." 1488 00:57:01,418 --> 00:57:03,503 - My God, what have I clone? 1489 00:57:03,795 --> 00:57:07,049 (upbeat mischievous music) 1490 00:57:12,638 --> 00:57:14,056 Clifford! 1491 00:57:14,348 --> 00:57:19,144 (passengers chattering) (upbeat mischievous music) 1492 00:57:21,688 --> 00:57:22,397 Clifford! 1493 00:57:23,565 --> 00:57:24,191 Clifford! 1494 00:57:24,483 --> 00:57:27,861 (upbeat mischievous music) 1495 00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:35,243 Have you seen this boy? 1496 00:57:35,535 --> 00:57:36,453 - [Ticket Collector] No, Sir. 1497 00:57:36,745 --> 00:57:40,332 (upbeat mischievous music) 1498 00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:43,085 (train rattling) 1499 00:57:45,587 --> 00:57:47,339 Have you seen this boy? 1500 00:57:47,631 --> 00:57:48,507 - No, no, I haven't. 1501 00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:49,549 - Oh. 1502 00:57:49,841 --> 00:57:54,638 (dramatic music) (train rattling) 1503 00:57:56,765 --> 00:58:00,477 ♪ San Francisco ♪ 1504 00:58:00,769 --> 00:58:03,689 ♪ Open your Golden Gate ♪ 1505 00:58:03,981 --> 00:58:08,777 ♪ You'll let nobody wait outside your door ♪ 1506 00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:13,031 ♪ San Francisco, here is your wanderin' one ♪ 1507 00:58:13,323 --> 00:58:16,451 ♪ Saying I'll wander no more ♪ 1508 00:58:16,743 --> 00:58:18,704 ♪ Other places only make me love you best ♪ 1509 00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:21,373 ♪ Tell me you're the one and only golden west ♪ 1510 00:58:21,665 --> 00:58:24,710 (Clifford vocalizing) 1511 00:58:25,002 --> 00:58:27,587 ("San Francisco") 1512 00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:31,091 - Would you like a ham? 1513 00:58:31,383 --> 00:58:35,220 (boy's finger's snapping) (upbeat rock music) 1514 00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:38,098 ("San Francisco") 1515 00:58:45,439 --> 00:58:47,524 - [Conductor] San Francisco. 1516 00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:53,488 (engine revving) (kids cheering) 1517 00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:58,660 (phone ringing) (upbeat rock music) 1518 00:59:00,787 --> 00:59:02,080 - Hello? 1519 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:03,290 - Who's this? 1520 00:59:03,582 --> 00:59:06,334 - This is Bryan, who's this? 1521 00:59:06,626 --> 00:59:07,586 - Who's house is this? 1522 00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:10,464 - It's the kid who's throwin' the party. 1523 00:59:10,756 --> 00:59:12,716 I think his name is Clifford. 1524 00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:17,387 - Is Clifford there? 1525 00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:19,056 - No, actually last time I saw him 1526 00:59:19,347 --> 00:59:22,267 he was in the backyard bashin' the shit out of a pinata. 1527 00:59:22,559 --> 00:59:23,560 He said we could use his house 1528 00:59:23,852 --> 00:59:25,479 for the party if we took him to Dinosaur World tomorrow. 1529 00:59:25,771 --> 00:59:27,522 Do you want me to get him? 1530 00:59:27,814 --> 00:59:28,690 - Oh, I'll get later. 1531 00:59:29,816 --> 00:59:33,195 (upbeat mischievous music) 1532 00:59:40,702 --> 00:59:41,661 - [Driver] Where you goin'? 1533 00:59:41,953 --> 00:59:43,080 - The airport. 1534 00:59:43,371 --> 00:59:45,540 Swing by the Wimberton Hotel. 1535 00:59:45,832 --> 00:59:50,629 (engine rumbling) (upbeat mischievous music) 1536 00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:56,301 Driver, let's just forget about the hotel. 1537 00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:57,886 Let's go right to the airport. 1538 00:59:58,178 --> 00:59:58,678 What am I doin'? 1539 00:59:58,970 --> 01:00:01,723 (upbeat mischievous music) 1540 01:00:02,015 --> 01:00:03,892 Wait a minute, wait a minute, stop the car, stop the car! 1541 01:00:04,184 --> 01:00:05,560 - [Driver] Buddy, buddy. 1542 01:00:05,852 --> 01:00:06,353 - I'll get out here. 1543 01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:07,145 - [Driver] What are you talkin' about? 1544 01:00:07,437 --> 01:00:07,938 Hey, don't get out here. - Now. 1545 01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:08,730 - [Driver] You're gonna get hit. 1546 01:00:09,022 --> 01:00:13,693 (dramatic music) (horn honking) 1547 01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:30,293 - This is not just from me. 1548 01:00:30,585 --> 01:00:33,296 This is from all of us at the company. 1549 01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:36,466 Here, let me help you with it here. 1550 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,511 (Sarah chuckles) 1551 01:00:39,803 --> 01:00:40,887 I saw you eyeing it. 1552 01:00:41,179 --> 01:00:42,681 There you go. 1553 01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:43,473 Little tight. 1554 01:00:43,765 --> 01:00:45,684 (Sarah chuckles) (Mr. Ellis chuckles) 1555 01:00:45,976 --> 01:00:46,601 You like it? 1556 01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:48,478 - Oh, I didn't know what to say. 1557 01:00:48,770 --> 01:00:49,896 It's very beautiful. 1558 01:00:50,188 --> 01:00:51,565 (Sarah exclaims) 1559 01:00:51,857 --> 01:00:52,983 - What? 1560 01:00:53,275 --> 01:00:54,484 What's the matter? 1561 01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:55,360 - Nothing. 1562 01:00:56,820 --> 01:00:59,114 I'm so excited (exclaims). 1563 01:00:59,406 --> 01:01:00,157 Just excited. 1564 01:01:01,783 --> 01:01:03,034 - I thought you would be. 1565 01:01:04,744 --> 01:01:05,871 I'd like to go to the ladies room 1566 01:01:06,163 --> 01:01:07,164 and see how it looks on me. 1567 01:01:07,455 --> 01:01:07,956 - Okay- 1568 01:01:08,248 --> 01:01:08,748 - Okay- 1569 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:09,875 So I'll be right back. 1570 01:01:10,792 --> 01:01:11,459 Excuse me. 1571 01:01:11,751 --> 01:01:14,921 (gentle orchestral music) 1572 01:01:16,923 --> 01:01:18,508 What are you doing spying on me like this? 1573 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:20,385 - What am I doing, what are you doing? 1574 01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:21,553 What's with the necklace? 1575 01:01:21,845 --> 01:01:22,429 (horn honking) 1576 01:01:22,721 --> 01:01:24,097 - He didn't give this necklace to me, 1577 01:01:24,389 --> 01:01:25,932 the whole company gave this necklace to me 1578 01:01:26,224 --> 01:01:26,725 and anyway I have - Oh, come on, you... 1579 01:01:27,017 --> 01:01:28,685 - no intention of actually keeping it. 1580 01:01:28,977 --> 01:01:30,520 You are such a baby. 1581 01:01:30,812 --> 01:01:33,023 Clifford should be babysittin' you. 1582 01:01:33,315 --> 01:01:33,773 - Oh no, thanks. 1583 01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:35,483 I prefer babysitters who aren't affiliated 1584 01:01:35,775 --> 01:01:36,526 with the Manson Family. 1585 01:01:36,818 --> 01:01:37,527 (horn honking) 1586 01:01:37,819 --> 01:01:38,695 - What are you talking about? 1587 01:01:38,987 --> 01:01:39,905 Where is Clifford? 1588 01:01:40,197 --> 01:01:41,615 - Oh, don't worry about Clifford. 1589 01:01:41,907 --> 01:01:43,783 He'll be happy if you gave him a ton of sugar 1590 01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:45,493 and a book about Hitler. 1591 01:01:45,785 --> 01:01:47,120 - What's that supposed to mean? 1592 01:01:47,412 --> 01:01:49,664 - I mean, Clifford is responsible for me being here. 1593 01:01:49,956 --> 01:01:51,958 He tricked me into coming to San Francisco. 1594 01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:52,792 - Oh, come on now. 1595 01:01:53,084 --> 01:01:54,044 Why would he do that? 1596 01:01:54,336 --> 01:01:55,337 - Why would he do that? 1597 01:01:55,629 --> 01:01:56,922 Because he wanted to throw a party, 1598 01:01:57,214 --> 01:01:58,131 that's why he would do that. 1599 01:01:58,423 --> 01:02:00,800 You don't know the first thing about Hitler, Clifford. 1600 01:02:01,092 --> 01:02:04,054 He's a lying, conniving, evil little monster. 1601 01:02:04,346 --> 01:02:05,263 (Sarah exhales sharply) 1602 01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:06,223 - You see, Martin? 1603 01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:10,852 That is the reason why you and I can never get married. 1604 01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:12,729 If Clifford were your own son, 1605 01:02:13,021 --> 01:02:15,190 you'd be talkin' about him this same way. 1606 01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:17,025 It was all a big act, wasn't it? 1607 01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:21,988 The special relationship with Clifford, the loving uncle. 1608 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:23,490 Well, let me tell you something. 1609 01:02:23,782 --> 01:02:24,950 You're a phony! 1610 01:02:25,242 --> 01:02:28,662 Believe me, I can spot a phony a mile away. 1611 01:02:28,954 --> 01:02:29,788 - Excuse me honey, have you seen 1612 01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:32,290 a gray Collie dog around here? 1613 01:02:32,582 --> 01:02:33,375 - No, Ma'am, I haven't. 1614 01:02:33,667 --> 01:02:38,463 (horns honking) (rain pattering) 1615 01:02:39,047 --> 01:02:40,799 That's why I feel sorry for you Martin, 1616 01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:45,887 'cause you're just gonna end up one very lonely old man. 1617 01:02:47,430 --> 01:02:50,517 (thunder rumbling) (solemn music) 1618 01:02:50,809 --> 01:02:51,893 Don't think you won't age. 1619 01:02:56,064 --> 01:02:58,483 You call me a lonely old man and a phony. 1620 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:03,488 (solemn music) (rain pattering) 1621 01:03:07,701 --> 01:03:12,622 (upbeat music) (kids cheering) 1622 01:03:13,915 --> 01:03:16,668 ♪ I like the way you move ♪ 1623 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:21,756 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1624 01:03:23,925 --> 01:03:26,720 ♪ I like the way you move ♪ 1625 01:03:27,012 --> 01:03:28,680 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1626 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,361 ♪ I like the way you move ♪ 1627 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:46,865 (engine rumbling) 1628 01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:49,034 (Sarah grunting) 1629 01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:50,118 - You creep! 1630 01:03:51,578 --> 01:03:52,203 No! 1631 01:03:52,495 --> 01:03:54,164 - Oh, I think you broke a rib. 1632 01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:57,417 - Oh, I'm gonna break more than that if you try that again. 1633 01:03:57,709 --> 01:03:59,919 - Oh, don't do that. 1634 01:04:00,211 --> 01:04:02,422 (horn honking) (Sarah panting) 1635 01:04:02,714 --> 01:04:04,090 - And as for this stupid thing which 1636 01:04:04,382 --> 01:04:06,426 I had no intention of keeping in the first place... 1637 01:04:06,718 --> 01:04:07,552 - No? 1638 01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:08,970 - No. 1639 01:04:09,262 --> 01:04:10,722 (Sarah panting) 1640 01:04:11,014 --> 01:04:11,806 Don't think I don't know what you're doing 1641 01:04:12,098 --> 01:04:13,308 with your romantic little dinners 1642 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:16,895 and your showering me with gifts (sighs). 1643 01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:19,356 What is this thing, soldered on? 1644 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:21,107 (Mr. Ellis chuckles) 1645 01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:23,068 It's not funny, shut up. 1646 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:24,027 - Lemme help. 1647 01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:25,070 " No! 1648 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:26,863 - Oh, Oh. 1649 01:04:27,155 --> 01:04:28,448 - Oh! 1650 01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:30,075 Thanks but no thanks. 1651 01:04:31,034 --> 01:04:32,452 - Hm. 1652 01:04:32,744 --> 01:04:33,328 Aw, honey. 1653 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:38,750 If you think this threatened little high school virgin act 1654 01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:39,918 is turnin' me off, 1655 01:04:42,253 --> 01:04:42,962 you're wrong. 1656 01:04:43,254 --> 01:04:44,089 - Oh God! 1657 01:04:45,507 --> 01:04:46,132 (Sarah yells) 1658 01:04:46,424 --> 01:04:49,135 (upbeat mischievous music) 1659 01:04:49,427 --> 01:04:51,054 Oh my God, it's true (laughs)! 1660 01:04:53,098 --> 01:04:53,807 - Put that back. 1661 01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:55,934 - No. 1662 01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:59,020 - Put that back on my head. 1663 01:04:59,312 --> 01:04:59,896 - [Sarah] No. (window whirring) 1664 01:05:00,188 --> 01:05:00,980 - No, no! 1665 01:05:01,272 --> 01:05:02,857 No, you don't! 1666 01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:05,610 (dramatic music) 1667 01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:10,990 - [Martin] Not like that. 1668 01:05:11,282 --> 01:05:12,826 Oh, this isn't gonna work. 1669 01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:16,621 (Martin grumbling faintly) 1670 01:05:19,499 --> 01:05:24,421 (brakes squealing) (pensive music) 1671 01:05:29,676 --> 01:05:32,470 (dramatic music) 1672 01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:33,555 - Clifford! 1673 01:05:34,764 --> 01:05:35,765 - [Clifford] Uncle Martin! 1674 01:05:36,057 --> 01:05:38,560 (dramatic music) 1675 01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:44,649 - [Martin] Clifford! 1676 01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:47,444 - Uncle Martin, I am so glad you're here. 1677 01:05:47,735 --> 01:05:49,904 I got in a train to run away, 1678 01:05:50,196 --> 01:05:52,657 when a person tried to touch my no-no special place. 1679 01:05:52,949 --> 01:05:55,201 And then when I got back there were bikers here 1680 01:05:55,493 --> 01:05:57,287 and they tied me up, Uncle Martin! 1681 01:05:57,579 --> 01:06:01,916 And then they told me stories that they do on their bikes. 1682 01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:04,752 Some of them were fun, but some of them were scary. 1683 01:06:05,044 --> 01:06:05,545 (door slams) 1684 01:06:05,837 --> 01:06:10,633 (hammer thudding) (dramatic music) 1685 01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:20,852 (phone ringing) 1686 01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:22,145 - Hi, this is Clifford. (Martin grumbling) 1687 01:06:22,437 --> 01:06:22,937 I can't tell you where my Uncle Martin 1688 01:06:23,229 --> 01:06:25,231 is right now but I'll give you a hint. 1689 01:06:25,523 --> 01:06:28,610 (phone clattering) 1690 01:06:28,902 --> 01:06:30,987 (horn honking) 1691 01:06:31,279 --> 01:06:31,905 Hello? 1692 01:06:32,197 --> 01:06:32,947 - Clifford? 1693 01:06:33,239 --> 01:06:34,991 - Miss Sarah Davis? 1694 01:06:36,659 --> 01:06:37,577 - How are you? 1695 01:06:37,869 --> 01:06:38,912 - Not very good. 1696 01:06:39,204 --> 01:06:40,079 - [Sarah] Why? 1697 01:06:40,371 --> 01:06:42,582 - Because Uncle Martin is becoming nutty nuts. 1698 01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:44,584 He went away for the longest time and when he came back, 1699 01:06:44,876 --> 01:06:46,377 he was like a crazy person. 1700 01:06:47,754 --> 01:06:48,755 - I know what you mean Clifford 1701 01:06:49,047 --> 01:06:51,216 but I think he's just overworked. 1702 01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:52,550 I'll get the first plane home in the morning 1703 01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:54,928 and I'll see you then. 1704 01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:57,680 - I love you, Miss Sarah Davis. 1705 01:06:57,972 --> 01:06:59,807 - I love you too, Clifford. 1706 01:07:00,099 --> 01:07:04,812 (Clifford panting) (gentle music) 1707 01:07:08,650 --> 01:07:11,528 - Oo, sometimes I scare myself. 1708 01:07:11,819 --> 01:07:15,198 (upbeat mischievous music) 1709 01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:27,460 (boards clattering) 1710 01:07:34,259 --> 01:07:34,884 (Sarah gasps) 1711 01:07:35,176 --> 01:07:37,971 Oh, aren't you a sight for sore eyes. 1712 01:07:38,263 --> 01:07:40,765 - Oh! - Oh, Miss Sarah Davis, 1713 01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:43,685 my little mouth is parched from my long night of bondage. 1714 01:07:44,936 --> 01:07:46,020 - You poor clear, darling. 1715 01:07:46,312 --> 01:07:47,021 Are you okay? (Clifford panting) 1716 01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:48,773 What has he done to you? 1717 01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:50,066 - I don't know. 1718 01:07:50,358 --> 01:07:52,860 - Why don't you ask him how he got tied up like that. 1719 01:07:53,152 --> 01:07:56,155 Tell her about the bikers and your clay of no-no place. 1720 01:07:56,447 --> 01:07:57,699 - You stay away from him. 1721 01:07:57,991 --> 01:07:59,576 - And it wasn't Larry Gold 1722 01:07:59,867 --> 01:08:01,661 who made the bomb threat, it was him! 1723 01:08:01,953 --> 01:08:04,414 - I don't know what he's talking about. 1724 01:08:04,706 --> 01:08:06,499 Why is his face twisted so? 1725 01:08:06,791 --> 01:08:08,334 - [Sarah] Martin, you need help. 1726 01:08:08,626 --> 01:08:10,837 - He's the one who needs help! 1727 01:08:11,129 --> 01:08:12,088 He's the one! 1728 01:08:12,380 --> 01:08:14,090 Good, take him away, but don't blame me 1729 01:08:14,382 --> 01:08:17,010 when his head starts spinning around! 1730 01:08:17,302 --> 01:08:19,429 Watch out for the green vomit! 1731 01:08:19,721 --> 01:08:23,057 (upbeat mischievous music) 1732 01:08:23,349 --> 01:08:25,393 (door slams) 1733 01:08:26,519 --> 01:08:27,562 (watch beeps) 1734 01:08:27,854 --> 01:08:28,646 Oh, God! 1735 01:08:30,898 --> 01:08:31,608 Cassette. 1736 01:08:34,068 --> 01:08:37,155 My model cassette, where is it? 1737 01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:38,948 How did he get out? 1738 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:39,741 Ah! 1739 01:08:40,033 --> 01:08:44,829 (upbeat mischievous music) (objects clattering) 1740 01:09:01,179 --> 01:09:02,889 Gee, I don't like him. 1741 01:09:04,098 --> 01:09:06,100 (Martin groans) 1742 01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:09,187 - We live in an age of gridlock. 1743 01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:11,147 Our projections for the year 2000 1744 01:09:11,439 --> 01:09:13,441 indicate that the average speed 1745 01:09:13,733 --> 01:09:16,736 is going to be five - Where have you been? 1746 01:09:17,028 --> 01:09:18,279 To 20 miles an hour. - You should've been here 1747 01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:19,072 an hour ago. 1748 01:09:19,364 --> 01:09:20,531 I've been listening to this idiot for... 1749 01:09:21,741 --> 01:09:23,534 What are you lookin' at? 1750 01:09:23,826 --> 01:09:24,744 - Nothin'. 1751 01:09:25,036 --> 01:09:26,079 - Good. 1752 01:09:26,371 --> 01:09:28,289 Did you make the changes on the model? 1753 01:09:28,581 --> 01:09:29,207 - Yes, I made the changes on the model. 1754 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:31,334 - Yeah, yeah, but you didn't shave. 1755 01:09:31,626 --> 01:09:33,002 We got the entire press corps here. 1756 01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:34,462 You look like shit. 1757 01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:35,296 - I look like shit? 1758 01:09:35,588 --> 01:09:38,841 Yeah, well you look like, Willie Nelson. 1759 01:09:39,133 --> 01:09:40,301 - Thank you. - Good to see ya. 1760 01:09:40,593 --> 01:09:42,303 (audience applauding) 1761 01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:43,930 Ladies and gentlemen, at this time, 1762 01:09:44,222 --> 01:09:45,890 I'd like to introduce the man who was 1763 01:09:46,182 --> 01:09:50,978 the chief designer of this entire mass trans project. 1764 01:09:51,270 --> 01:09:54,232 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Martin Daniels. 1765 01:09:54,524 --> 01:09:56,109 Marty, come on up here you son of a gun. 1766 01:09:56,401 --> 01:09:56,901 (audience applauding) 1767 01:09:57,193 --> 01:09:57,777 Come on. 1768 01:09:58,069 --> 01:09:58,569 Come on. 1769 01:09:58,861 --> 01:09:59,362 They love you. 1770 01:09:59,654 --> 01:10:00,279 That's it. 1771 01:10:00,571 --> 01:10:01,989 Hey. 1772 01:10:02,281 --> 01:10:02,782 Go get 'em. 1773 01:10:03,074 --> 01:10:05,118 (audience applauding) 1774 01:10:05,410 --> 01:10:06,160 - Thank you. 1775 01:10:06,452 --> 01:10:09,789 Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much. 1776 01:10:10,081 --> 01:10:11,040 I just wanna say that... 1777 01:10:11,332 --> 01:10:11,833 (explosion booming) 1778 01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:16,295 (all screaming) (rubble clattering) 1779 01:10:16,587 --> 01:10:21,384 (dramatic music) (audience members clamoring) 1780 01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:24,387 - [Man] Look out! 1781 01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:28,141 (fire extinguisher hissing) 1782 01:10:28,433 --> 01:10:29,809 - Congratulations, Clifford. 1783 01:10:31,352 --> 01:10:32,311 Brilliant. 1784 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:35,898 - Who the hell is responsible for this? 1785 01:10:36,190 --> 01:10:37,108 (Mr. Ellis coughs) 1786 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:37,984 - I am. 1787 01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:40,278 - You're fired. 1788 01:10:41,446 --> 01:10:43,239 - Of course I am. 1789 01:10:43,531 --> 01:10:46,743 - By the way, I happen to love Willie Nelson. 1790 01:10:47,034 --> 01:10:49,412 (pensive music) 1791 01:10:50,538 --> 01:10:53,207 - I underestimated the evil one. 1792 01:10:55,835 --> 01:10:58,379 Oh, Clifford, what shall we do? 1793 01:11:00,715 --> 01:11:02,759 Whatever shall we do now? 1794 01:11:03,050 --> 01:11:04,719 (dramatic music) 1795 01:11:05,011 --> 01:11:07,805 (recorder trilling) 1796 01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:17,356 (dramatic music) 1797 01:11:17,648 --> 01:11:22,445 (engine rumbling) (pensive music) 1798 01:11:23,571 --> 01:11:25,323 ♪ I'm Larry the Scary Rex ♪ 1799 01:11:25,615 --> 01:11:27,200 ♪ I'm a scary dinosaur but ♪ 1800 01:11:27,492 --> 01:11:28,743 ♪ Don't be scared of my sharp, sharp teeth ♪ 1801 01:11:29,035 --> 01:11:30,620 ♪ Or my mighty, mighty roar ♪ 1802 01:11:30,912 --> 01:11:33,164 ♪ I love kids and kids love me ♪ 1803 01:11:33,456 --> 01:11:34,040 Shut up! 1804 01:11:36,751 --> 01:11:41,255 (engine rumbling) (frogs croaking) 1805 01:11:41,547 --> 01:11:44,091 (gentle music) 1806 01:11:47,428 --> 01:11:49,222 There it is, Clifford. 1807 01:11:49,514 --> 01:11:50,348 Dinosaur World. 1808 01:11:51,933 --> 01:11:53,434 Are you HAPPY? 1809 01:11:53,726 --> 01:11:54,852 - I say I'm the happiest boy 1810 01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:57,313 in the whole wide world, Uncle Mental Case. 1811 01:11:57,605 --> 01:11:59,690 - I'm the mental case? 1812 01:11:59,982 --> 01:12:01,776 But you're the one in the straight jacket. 1813 01:12:02,068 --> 01:12:02,985 - Yes, well I imagine when they put 1814 01:12:03,277 --> 01:12:05,446 you in yours they'll need a much larger one, Sir. 1815 01:12:08,115 --> 01:12:08,950 - That's cute. 1816 01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:14,038 (gentle music) (engine rumbling) 1817 01:12:15,581 --> 01:12:16,290 (brakes squealing) 1818 01:12:16,582 --> 01:12:17,291 (horn honking) 1819 01:12:17,583 --> 01:12:18,459 Hi, Mitchell. 1820 01:12:18,751 --> 01:12:20,294 - [Mitchell] Oh, hi Mr. Daniels. 1821 01:12:20,586 --> 01:12:22,588 - This little fella's just crazy about dinosaurs. 1822 01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:24,590 I'd like to take him on a little tour. 1823 01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:26,259 I'll take full responsibility. 1824 01:12:26,551 --> 01:12:27,468 - Yes, Sir. 1825 01:12:28,427 --> 01:12:30,888 - And throw some light on the rex, would ya? 1826 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:32,181 - Okie dokie. 1827 01:12:32,473 --> 01:12:37,270 (pensive music) (engine rumbling) 1828 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,986 (dramatic music) 1829 01:12:56,247 --> 01:12:58,958 (lights clicking) 1830 01:13:01,168 --> 01:13:03,880 (exhaust hissing) 1831 01:13:05,923 --> 01:13:07,341 - Climb aboard, Clifford. 1832 01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:10,136 Are you excited, Clifford? 1833 01:13:10,428 --> 01:13:12,597 - Yes, 'cause this has always been my dream, Uncle Martin. 1834 01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:14,098 - Yes, the same way as building 1835 01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:16,559 a transit system was always my dream. 1836 01:13:16,851 --> 01:13:17,810 - Why do you say was? 1837 01:13:18,102 --> 01:13:18,769 Has something happened to it? 1838 01:13:19,061 --> 01:13:21,188 - "Has something happened to it?" 1839 01:13:22,648 --> 01:13:23,316 We'll see how you feel about 1840 01:13:23,608 --> 01:13:26,736 your dream after being on the ride for 10 hours. 1841 01:13:27,028 --> 01:13:27,987 - 10 hours? 1842 01:13:28,279 --> 01:13:29,906 Oo, I would imagine I would like it even more! 1843 01:13:30,197 --> 01:13:32,617 - Then we'll see you how you feel after 100 hours. 1844 01:13:34,035 --> 01:13:34,660 (ride beeps) 1845 01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:35,745 (Clifford gasps) 1846 01:13:36,037 --> 01:13:40,833 (upbeat mischievous music) (ride chugging) 1847 01:13:42,543 --> 01:13:45,212 (Clifford whooping) 1848 01:13:45,504 --> 01:13:50,301 (upbeat mischievous music) (ride chugging) 1849 01:13:50,593 --> 01:13:53,387 - Whoa (laughs)! 1850 01:13:57,475 --> 01:14:02,313 (dramatic music) (Clifford screaming) 1851 01:14:11,072 --> 01:14:13,491 (Teddy shrieking) 1852 01:14:13,783 --> 01:14:16,243 - Hello, I'm Teddy the Pterodactyl. 1853 01:14:17,203 --> 01:14:19,455 I'd turn back if I were you. 1854 01:14:19,747 --> 01:14:22,124 Larry is in a horrid mood. 1855 01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:23,584 Things haven't been going very well 1856 01:14:23,876 --> 01:14:25,628 around here lately and... (volcanoes rumbling) 1857 01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:27,171 Oh clear! 1858 01:14:27,463 --> 01:14:32,259 (Clifford screaming) (upbeat mischievous music) 1859 01:15:00,788 --> 01:15:03,165 Whoa (laughs)! 1860 01:15:05,084 --> 01:15:10,006 (dramatic music) (air whooshing) 1861 01:15:11,882 --> 01:15:14,635 (pensive music) 1862 01:15:16,721 --> 01:15:21,642 (skeleton laughing) (Clifford gasps) 1863 01:15:22,643 --> 01:15:25,062 (gentle music) 1864 01:15:26,814 --> 01:15:29,650 (thunder rumbling) 1865 01:15:29,942 --> 01:15:32,528 (Teddy shrieking) 1866 01:15:35,072 --> 01:15:37,033 - You'd better get out before it's too late. 1867 01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:37,908 Get out! 1868 01:15:38,909 --> 01:15:39,535 Save yourself! 1869 01:15:39,827 --> 01:15:42,329 No one has ever wandered into Larry's lair 1870 01:15:42,621 --> 01:15:44,331 and lived to tell the tale. 1871 01:15:44,623 --> 01:15:47,001 (pensive music) 1872 01:15:54,759 --> 01:15:56,302 (dramatic music) (Clifford screams) 1873 01:15:56,594 --> 01:16:01,307 (Larry roaring) (dramatic music) 1874 01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:10,775 - Oh boy, you're big. 1875 01:16:11,067 --> 01:16:15,863 (dramatic music) (Larry roaring) 1876 01:16:17,114 --> 01:16:18,365 - [Teddy] Use your laser. 1877 01:16:18,657 --> 01:16:20,951 It's the only chance of surviving. 1878 01:16:21,243 --> 01:16:23,704 (dramatic music) 1879 01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:26,791 - Lady Luck, you owe me. 1880 01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:29,126 (button clicks) (laser whizzing) 1881 01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:33,714 (dramatic music) (Larry shrieking) 1882 01:16:34,006 --> 01:16:36,550 (gentle music) 1883 01:16:39,345 --> 01:16:40,763 Stephen, we did it! 1884 01:16:41,889 --> 01:16:42,765 We killed that big lug! 1885 01:16:43,974 --> 01:16:45,726 - [Teddy] Bravo! 1886 01:16:46,018 --> 01:16:48,938 And don't forget our new frozen yogurt bar! 1887 01:16:49,230 --> 01:16:50,731 ♪ Larry the scary rex ♪ 1888 01:16:51,023 --> 01:16:52,691 ♪ He's a scary dinosaur ♪ 1889 01:16:52,983 --> 01:16:54,610 ♪ But don't be scared of his sharp, sharp teeth ♪ 1890 01:16:54,902 --> 01:16:56,654 ♪ Or his mighty, might roar ♪ 1891 01:16:56,946 --> 01:16:58,280 ♪ He loves kids and kids love him ♪ 1892 01:16:58,572 --> 01:16:59,698 ♪ Even though his toes are ♪ 1893 01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:02,576 (pensive music) 1894 01:17:02,868 --> 01:17:03,369 - Was that scary? 1895 01:17:03,661 --> 01:17:04,787 - That was so much fun. 1896 01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:06,622 By the way, how many years do you think you'll get 1897 01:17:06,914 --> 01:17:08,707 for kidnapping me Uncle 10 Most Wanted? 1898 01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:11,502 - Life. 1899 01:17:11,794 --> 01:17:13,003 Let's go a little faster shall we? 1900 01:17:13,295 --> 01:17:14,630 ' Yes! 1901 01:17:14,922 --> 01:17:17,424 (dramatic music) 1902 01:17:21,303 --> 01:17:26,225 (Clifford screaming) (dramatic music) 1903 01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:31,355 (watch beeps) 1904 01:17:31,647 --> 01:17:34,608 (Clifford groaning) 1905 01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:35,818 - Was that scary? 1906 01:17:36,861 --> 01:17:37,820 - Not at all. 1907 01:17:39,613 --> 01:17:40,948 A thought occurred to me. 1908 01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:45,077 Do you think that Miss Sarah and Mr. Ellis perhaps 1909 01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:47,037 would name their first child Martin? 1910 01:17:47,955 --> 01:17:49,623 - That is so cute. 1911 01:17:50,749 --> 01:17:52,585 You know, Clifford, I really shouldn't 1912 01:17:52,877 --> 01:17:54,628 put this in hyper drive, 1913 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:56,839 but I just can't seem to help myself. 1914 01:17:57,923 --> 01:17:59,258 Oh well. 1915 01:17:59,550 --> 01:18:02,553 (dramatic music) 1916 01:18:02,845 --> 01:18:07,641 (Clifford screaming) (dramatic music) 1917 01:18:11,604 --> 01:18:12,313 - Oh boy! 1918 01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:15,566 (water splashing) 1919 01:18:15,858 --> 01:18:17,443 (Clifford screaming) (dramatic music) 1920 01:18:17,735 --> 01:18:21,071 (skeleton laughing) 1921 01:18:21,363 --> 01:18:23,741 - Hello, I'm Terry the Pterodactyl. 1922 01:18:24,033 --> 01:18:25,618 I'm Terry the Pterodactyl. 1923 01:18:25,910 --> 01:18:26,827 I'd turn back if I were you, 1924 01:18:27,119 --> 01:18:28,287 I'd turn back if I were you. 1925 01:18:28,579 --> 01:18:32,833 (speech recording whirring) (Larry roars) 1926 01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:33,626 (Clifford gasps) 1927 01:18:33,918 --> 01:18:36,420 (Terry thuds) 1928 01:18:37,796 --> 01:18:42,718 (dramatic music) (panel beeping) 1929 01:18:45,179 --> 01:18:50,100 (metal clanging) (electricity crackling) 1930 01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:58,651 (alarm blaring) (dramatic music) 1931 01:18:58,943 --> 01:19:03,656 (electricity crackling) (dramatic music) 1932 01:19:05,866 --> 01:19:08,827 (metal clanging) (dramatic music) 1933 01:19:09,119 --> 01:19:11,705 (Clifford screams) (dramatic music) 1934 01:19:11,997 --> 01:19:16,794 (electricity crackling) (pensive music) 1935 01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:24,260 - Someone, help! 1936 01:19:26,887 --> 01:19:28,764 (electricity crackles) (pensive music) 1937 01:19:29,056 --> 01:19:29,974 (Clifford gasps) 1938 01:19:30,266 --> 01:19:32,977 (Larry roars) (pensive music) 1939 01:19:33,269 --> 01:19:35,854 (Clifford groans) 1940 01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:42,695 (dramatic music) (electricity crackling) 1941 01:19:46,991 --> 01:19:48,784 Uncle Martin, save me! 1942 01:19:49,076 --> 01:19:51,453 (pensive music) 1943 01:19:52,955 --> 01:19:53,914 Uncle Martin? 1944 01:19:54,206 --> 01:19:56,750 - I'm thinking it over. 1945 01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:57,835 - Please, I'm scared. 1946 01:19:58,127 --> 01:20:01,046 - Well, I'm scared of what might happen if I save you! 1947 01:20:01,338 --> 01:20:02,423 I mean, maybe I should do mankind 1948 01:20:02,715 --> 01:20:05,843 a tremendous favor and let that dinosaur eat you. 1949 01:20:06,969 --> 01:20:09,805 I mean, who knows what horrors you might unleash. 1950 01:20:10,097 --> 01:20:12,474 What if you got your hands on some plutonium? 1951 01:20:12,766 --> 01:20:13,934 "I just made the bestest nuclear bomb 1952 01:20:14,226 --> 01:20:14,768 in the whole wide world." 1953 01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:16,145 (mechanism hissing) 1954 01:20:16,437 --> 01:20:18,230 (dramatic music) 1955 01:20:18,522 --> 01:20:23,319 (Clifford screams) (Martin gasps) 1956 01:20:26,071 --> 01:20:28,449 (electricity crackling) (dramatic music) 1957 01:20:28,741 --> 01:20:30,492 (Larry roars) (Clifford gasps) 1958 01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:33,579 (dramatic music) 1959 01:20:33,871 --> 01:20:34,872 - Uncle Martin! 1960 01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:35,998 - Oh! 1961 01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:38,334 (Martin yells) 1962 01:20:38,625 --> 01:20:43,422 (electricity crackling) (dramatic music) 1963 01:20:47,926 --> 01:20:48,927 Take my hand. 1964 01:20:49,219 --> 01:20:49,970 Come on. 1965 01:20:50,262 --> 01:20:54,933 (Larry roaring) (pensive music) 1966 01:20:55,225 --> 01:20:56,769 - Help me, please. 1967 01:20:57,061 --> 01:21:02,024 (Martin grunting) (pensive music) 1968 01:21:04,109 --> 01:21:04,860 (Clifford grunts) 1969 01:21:05,152 --> 01:21:08,822 (dramatic music) (Martin grunting) 1970 01:21:09,114 --> 01:21:10,199 - Come on, come on. 1971 01:21:10,491 --> 01:21:15,287 (Larry roars) (pensive music) 1972 01:21:23,045 --> 01:21:26,090 (metal clanging) (Clifford gasping) 1973 01:21:26,382 --> 01:21:28,467 (dramatic music) 1974 01:21:28,759 --> 01:21:31,345 (Larry roaring) (electricity crackling) 1975 01:21:31,637 --> 01:21:33,847 (gentle music) 1976 01:21:34,139 --> 01:21:34,890 - I'm sorry. 1977 01:21:35,182 --> 01:21:36,725 - No, no, Clifford, don't, don't. 1978 01:21:37,017 --> 01:21:38,268 I don't wanna hug you. 1979 01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:41,980 I can't imagine anyone ever wanting to hug you. 1980 01:21:42,272 --> 01:21:43,565 - But I really am sorry. 1981 01:21:43,857 --> 01:21:44,691 - You really are sorry? 1982 01:21:44,983 --> 01:21:47,528 You know, sorrow is a human emotion, 1983 01:21:47,820 --> 01:21:49,822 but as we know, you're not a human boy. 1984 01:21:50,114 --> 01:21:53,325 You're just this destructive thing. 1985 01:21:53,617 --> 01:21:55,828 Eventually, everyone just gets to hate you. 1986 01:21:56,120 --> 01:21:58,247 (solemn music) 1987 01:21:58,539 --> 01:22:00,833 (Larry roaring faintly) 1988 01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:01,959 Let's go. 1989 01:22:04,878 --> 01:22:05,587 - If that's what you feel, 1990 01:22:05,879 --> 01:22:07,464 why should I go with you then? 1991 01:22:09,091 --> 01:22:11,093 - Then don't go with me. 1992 01:22:11,385 --> 01:22:12,386 It's your choice. 1993 01:22:12,678 --> 01:22:15,055 (gentle music) 1994 01:22:16,765 --> 01:22:21,687 - For the first time in my life, I felt very confused. 1995 01:22:24,731 --> 01:22:26,483 I had thought that I didn't care 1996 01:22:26,775 --> 01:22:31,071 how Uncle Martin felt about me, but I was wrong, 1997 01:22:33,365 --> 01:22:35,200 and his words had devastated me. 1998 01:22:37,202 --> 01:22:39,037 And I thought I was so clever. 1999 01:22:41,165 --> 01:22:44,626 And yet, I hadn't figured out until that moment, 2000 01:22:47,796 --> 01:22:49,089 that if you destroy everyone 2001 01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:51,550 who stands in the way of your dreams, 2002 01:22:54,178 --> 01:22:58,348 then you end up alone with no dreams at all. 2003 01:22:59,266 --> 01:23:01,727 (crow cawing) 2004 01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:06,440 - Is that what's gonna happen to me? 2005 01:23:07,733 --> 01:23:08,901 - You? 2006 01:23:09,193 --> 01:23:10,277 (Clifford chuckles) 2007 01:23:10,569 --> 01:23:11,111 No. 2008 01:23:12,196 --> 01:23:14,615 You're much too intelligent for that. 2009 01:23:14,907 --> 01:23:15,949 (Roger sighs) (gentle music) 2010 01:23:16,241 --> 01:23:20,120 (children chattering) 2011 01:23:20,412 --> 01:23:21,830 - Did your uncle ever forgive you? 2012 01:23:22,831 --> 01:23:23,624 - I begged him to. 2013 01:23:24,833 --> 01:23:29,046 I sent him over 287 letters of apology, 2014 01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:30,631 all of them returned unopened. 2015 01:23:31,715 --> 01:23:33,008 (ball thuds) 2016 01:23:33,300 --> 01:23:35,010 You're improving, Lofty (chuckles). 2017 01:23:38,222 --> 01:23:39,264 - Whatever became of his girlfriend? 2018 01:23:39,556 --> 01:23:41,517 - Miss Sarah Davis. 2019 01:23:43,352 --> 01:23:45,020 Well, one clay out of the blue, 2020 01:23:46,230 --> 01:23:48,982 which is an expression we used to use back then, 2021 01:23:49,274 --> 01:23:50,651 I received a phone call from her, 2022 01:23:52,277 --> 01:23:56,365 with the bestest request in the whole wide world. 2023 01:23:56,657 --> 01:23:57,157 (triumphant music) 2024 01:23:57,449 --> 01:24:02,162 ♪ La, la, la ♪ 2025 01:24:05,415 --> 01:24:08,418 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 2026 01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:18,095 (Clifford gasps) 2027 01:24:18,387 --> 01:24:20,639 (gentle music) 2028 01:24:22,891 --> 01:24:25,811 (suspenseful music) 2029 01:24:36,154 --> 01:24:38,282 (triumphant music) 2030 01:24:38,574 --> 01:24:41,076 Uncle Martin had forgiven me, 2031 01:24:41,368 --> 01:24:45,122 and that single act of kindness changed my life. 2032 01:24:48,417 --> 01:24:49,042 - Thank you, Father. 2033 01:24:49,334 --> 01:24:51,044 - You're welcome, Roger. 2034 01:24:51,336 --> 01:24:53,630 (gentle music) 2035 01:24:56,425 --> 01:24:57,551 - Hey, Father? 2036 01:24:58,844 --> 01:25:00,095 You were some kid. 2037 01:25:02,389 --> 01:25:05,767 I'd really have to go a long way to match you, but I won't. 2038 01:25:06,893 --> 01:25:08,103 - [Clifford] Why is that, son? 2039 01:25:08,395 --> 01:25:09,646 - I want people to like me. 2040 01:25:11,440 --> 01:25:13,150 - How you gonna do that, Roger? 2041 01:25:13,442 --> 01:25:16,987 - I'm gonna write 287 letters of apology. 2042 01:25:17,279 --> 01:25:17,863 -Ah. 2043 01:25:18,947 --> 01:25:20,115 - See you next week, Father. 2044 01:25:21,283 --> 01:25:21,950 - Bye bye. 2045 01:25:22,242 --> 01:25:27,039 (gentle music) (children chattering) 2046 01:25:33,295 --> 01:25:35,922 Mission accomplished, old friend. 2047 01:25:36,214 --> 01:25:38,925 (triumphant music) 2048 01:25:52,397 --> 01:25:56,068 (upbeat mischievious music) 2049 01:28:44,361 --> 01:28:47,656 (upbeat triumphant music) 2050 01:29:00,544 --> 01:29:03,171 (gentle music) 2051 01:29:04,589 --> 01:29:07,175 ♪ La, la, la ♪ 2052 01:29:07,467 --> 01:29:10,387 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 2053 01:29:10,679 --> 01:29:15,475 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 2054 01:29:17,811 --> 01:29:22,732 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 2055 01:29:25,402 --> 01:29:30,323 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 2056 01:29:36,371 --> 01:29:41,293 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 2057 01:29:42,377 --> 01:29:44,546 ♪ La, la, la ♪ 2058 01:29:51,303 --> 01:29:53,680 (lion roaring) 131587