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If you think you know the man behind this video, you ain't got a clue.

All you got to do is grab a chair because you're about to learn something real fast.

My name is Stone Cold Steve Austin and out of this video, if you're looking for someone

running around dancing to a bunch of sparklers in music, you bought the wrong damn video.

What you are going to see is my favorite pics, some of the action from some of the hottest

matches I've been in, rare interviews and a lot of violence and some language problems.

So if that offends you, you might as well push the stop button right now.

The story's gonna unfold right now with how Austin 316 was born because every now and then I walked through an airport and some dumbass says

What does Austin 316 mean all you got to do is pay attention jackass and you'll find out first-hand

Exactly how Austin 316 was born

This is a semi-final match in the King of the Week tournament.

Getting it for one goal with the 30-minute time limit.

Stone cold Steve Austin on his way to the square in circle.

How did he get here?

Let's take a minute.

How I got there was on my own.

When I entered that night, there weren't no 316 signs, there wasn't nothing at all.

All the people you see screaming for me now were screaming for the sparklers and all that other fancy crap.

I walked in that night, carried a six pack of whoop ass and served it to everybody.

We were expecting him to get this far, and I'm surprised he's made it into the very finals.

And I can honestly say I can look myself in the mirror each day and say I did it all on my own.

Mark Merrill driving the elbow now, coming out of the door with that receiving air.

Now the elbow right in the button hole.

Wildman Mark Merrill with just another stepping stone along the way at the top.

On the other side, now Wildman Mark Merrill.

He didn't even think about getting in my way to the top of the World Wrestling Federation.

And Stone Cold Steve Austin getting out of dodge.

Get out of dodge. All I did was get out of the ring.

All you got to do is pay attention, man, because I'm ten times smarter than Meryl ever thought about me.

What a collection that could fly.

And look at that. Stone Cold Steve Austin just pulled over.

Wow, man, Mark Krell. Look at him go.

Almost a fast press there by Stone Cold.

I found out pretty early on that the Wildman stuff was a bunch of crap, so I gave him a cup of shoved the hell up Steve Austin style

Certainly, it's working as well that comes off the run now overstone call collision

That could have been a turning point in this contest right here

Stay out of this table Mark Merrill

What's wrong with say below and you look you're the kind of guy that

Austin she's interfering

Austin 316, not that I give a crap, because even though they never knew me then, I've

always known who I was, and now, so did Wildman, Mark Merrill, and his little girlfriend, Sable.

Oh!

He's driving the elbow to the point, the point of the elbow right into the throat, Austin

is making sure that Merrill can't get any deep breaths, he's trying to take all his

oxygen away from him, and that Irish whip right to the corner just drives the air right

As much as I don't want to agree with you, Jim Ross, you're right, he is very methodical.

He's got Mark Merrill right where he wants him. Now, slowly and methodically, he can inflict pain, punish him.

What he's doing is breaking him down, and bottom of the line, he is going to beat Mark Merrill.

And that's the smartest thing that Jackass ever said.

Looks at this juncture, the Wildman Mark Merrill is likely to be tamed by this methodical Stone Cold Steve Austin to the buckle again.

It's time to finish Wildman off, so that's exactly what I did.

of his finishing maneuver, the Stone Cold Starter.

And I'm not so sure that Austin didn't have his tongue in the jarred as well.

Austin leading.

Look at his on top Jim Ross

Sometimes I can honestly say that I don't care if I win or not, but I damn sure enjoyed winning that

I ended up with 18 stitches in my mouth but nothing ever tasted better than my own blood.

What sickens me is that everyone was crying for Jake the Snake Roberts because he hurt

his little ribs like I was supposed to feel sorry for that big piece of trash.

I looked at the people and they put their thumbs down and booed Steve Austin.

But it didn't matter because my support has always come from within, and

it always will.

get you anywhere. Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 316. Austin 316 says I just whiffed your ass.

All he's gonna do is go buy him a cheap bottle of Thunderbird.

and try to dig back some of that courage he had in his prime.

And that's the bottom line because Stone Cold sent some.

And that's exactly what Austin Threese.

Don't do this. Don't count me down.

This is my video.

And if you keep counting me down, I'll open up a can of whoop ass on your sorry ass.

if you're troubled with me, you're damn well gonna find it, and that's the bottom line.

See, this is where we got a problem, you TV guys always got the cameras where you don't

belong.

Well, the problem is I'm not talking to anybody until I throw 29 pieces of trash over the top

rope and advance to WrestleMania to face the champ, so you can take your camera and stick

it son.

That's it, cut, cut.

Hell outta here.

You oughta hit the streets in that outfit.

And when you're a star, you do whatever you want.

You did this to me.

You did this to me.

What do you guys want?

Come on, man.

Come on.

Let's see.

What's it doing there?

Come down.

Come on.

Come on.

See, see.

No, no, no.

You guys come down.

You guys come down.

No, no, no.

Come on.

You gotta come down.

You gotta come down.

Take two blocks and hang that rack.

Come on.

That's too nice.

Come on.

With a hit, man.

That's don't work.

Come on.

Wait a minute.

Don't come see Boston.

not gonna show that no I was gonna start stuttering to me son and don't you

butt in honey sorry the bottom line is you're not gonna come in here and bring

stone cold in and treat me like a jerk no I just wanna eat the hell out of both

guys let's set the record straight all right I just wanted to build your

appearance throughout the show you gotta build stone cold brother bring you on

later right

I'm your partner, man. I'm the man you're looking for.

I would do great with you.

Please, give me a chance, man. I'm the man for you.

You think you can do it? I know so.

You think you can do the job?

I know I could.

Come on, man. You can come on.

Pick me. Pick me.

Whoa!

You son of a bitch.

You're a better piece of trash than an idiot.

I'll sue both of you. I'll sue the whole department, because I'm a star. I got a big match.

That's fine. Who do you want?

Hey, look up there. Why don't you tie my shoe?

Come on, man.

Tie my shoe right now.

And I ain't leaving yet, and you can stop counting me down, because I never told you once, son.

We got a damn problem, because I ain't gonna listen to this shit no more.

That ain't gonna work. Keep it out of here.

No, we ain't through that by a long shot.

Oh, there's a camera to tell the people how you feel.

Shut up.

Hey, I think everybody knows how I feel.

I've been shortchanged for seven years,

and I fix and start kicking ass, just like it

said at the beginning of the program.

Time, my time, it's shut up.

My time has come, and that's the bottom line.

Do whatever you want to do.

You don't count me down.

Nobody counts me down.

You want your precious monitors?

You think it's all fun and games for Stoco?

You understand me?

You ain't going to ask me to do nothing.

No, I'm going to let you live, son.

Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go, come on, let's go, come on, let's go, let's go,

come on, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,

let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,

let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,

let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's

go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,

We have rules and regulations here and you've broken every one of them.

You say I'm not because I don't care about them, what are you going to do about it?

I want you to get your ass out of this building right now.

Nobody talk to me like that, don't talk to me like that, I'll whip their ass through.

I want you out of here, get out, get out, I'll cut you a damn break.

Everybody knows that Stone Cold Steve Austin does what he want when he wants.

I show up with an invitation or not, and a few years ago, Extreme Championship Wrestling

found out the same damn thing.

Right now here I offer a few comments before a ladder match, and I follow that up with

my world famous impression of the biggest piece of trash I ever laid my eyes on.

And if that person was here right now, I'd open up a can of whoop ass, shove it down his throat,

and kick him right square in the ass when he went out the door.

And that's the bottom line.

I didn't get to climb a ladder to the top in WCW like this.

I'm up here all the way at the top and I look down.

dollar piece of ass comments about looking at me pissed off honey because

it's you that married a mission not me

you know that's where you're wrong me joy because Steve Austin doesn't have

what it takes to get it done in the EC Dougie brother I was never allowed

That's Midcourt's status in the WCW, brother.

I hope one of you kills each other because whoever comes out on top,

you're looking at the next champ right here.

Hey, fire, fire, fire.

I'm sorry if you went to sleep just like I did, and probably if it wasn't me, it was a match.

I'm taking the vitamins, I'm saving my piss, I'm not gonna do this anywhere, not even in ECW,

because there's no way this layman is gonna get the job done anywhere.

Between that night at King of the Ring and my days in the ECW many challenges have been won on the way and

Many of the so-called friends have all been lost and all for good reason

And you know what looking back I have absolutely no regrets

He says to his throat, under the rape, billage, and blunder, this entire federation!

Tell me this guy don't need his ass whipped.

People still ask me this day, why did you cripple little Brian Pillman's leg?

Well, if you're a smart person, you can see that during my interview time, he tried to turn it into a shrine to breath the hit man heart.

That's a big mistake. You don't do that to Steve Austin.

Austin versus the best there was. The best there is and the best there is.

He told him to stop whining and crying and that candy ass raspy voice of his and he kept

praising Bret Hart.

He kept on whaling so I kept on kicking his ass.

Wait a minute, there's a fish on Jarrett Briscoe.

Did he really think he had a chance to get stoned gold?

Oh no!

You can hear the snap of the leg.

Too much leg has been broken.

And when I was through, I had knocked that stupid f***ing grin right off his little face.

A savage animal!

Steve Austin and I helped us Brian Pilman!

Some people actually still wonder exactly what a can of whoop ass is.

Well, if you sit back watching me open up a can,

you'll find out that the contents can indeed be hazardous to the victim.

Austin went to San Antonio, Texas, with one thing in mind, and that was to win the Royal

Rumble to face the World Wrestling Federation champ.

Well, that's exactly what I did.

Thank you.

Thank you, sir.

I am Royal Boomball.

Steve Austin is picking them off one at a time, and he's telling us all he is in great

shape.

He's in fighting shape.

See you later, Jake.

After a while it got to be a joke and in the end the final verdict on the rumble really was a joke

Out of here you piece of trash

Double J. Oh, he's still there. Well, see you later punk

Yeah, you smelly piece of trash that's what I said

I wanted Farron Square through 29 pieces of trash over the top rope.

And what does Guerrilla Monsoon say?

Oh Steve, all of a sudden we got the instant replay rule.

You didn't win the rule rumble after all, so we're sticking in a final four match with three other guys.

It was a bunch of BS, but nonetheless, that's what's happening.

Gorilla Monsoon and the rest of the World Wrestling Federation officials

can basically kiss my ass.

As Gorilla Monsoon goes, I got a big bunch of bananas,

and I can tell you where to stick each and every one of them.

Look at me when I'm talking to you.

You sit there and call yourself the Gorilla, yet you he haul out here like a jackass.

I was waiting for Brett Hardt ready to kick his ass and when he got there, I didn't waste no time doing it.

Undertaker, Vader, there goes the Hitman right on his ass out there on the floor.

Look who's in the middle of the ring, Stone Cold Steve Austin,

and that makes me the winner of the Royal Rumble.

Look at him, you suck, Brett.

The final verdict on the Royal Rumble was a joke.

Look at him cryin'.

That's all he came to his cry, and that's all he ever does do.

When Steve Austin rolled into the scene,

Bret Hart packed his bags and headed back to Calgary.

He said he got beat by the boy toy, which is what the world saw,

but the reason he left was because he was scared of stone cold Steve Austin.

With a few choice words and a couple of phrases,

I talked Bret into coming back.

Not because I liked him but because I wanted to whip his ass in front of the world and make his life a living hell

And that's exactly what I've done

If you put the letter S in front of Hitman, you've had my exact opinion of Bret Hart.

You know Bret.

Stone Cold is gonna kick my ass.

I'm better than you.

And you're gonna find that out first hand, son.

I'll kick the hell out of you.

I'm the best there is.

Man, I ain't got your bent, a bunch of dumb slogans.

It's Austin's house now.

He ain't got what it takes.

And that's a bottom line.

But come Stone Cold said so.

When I finally got his car to survivor series, the big comeback, he was expecting a big greet.

He will do anything, I made anything to intimidate an opponent.

I'm just, I'm so sure that Fethard can be intimidated by anyone.

Well I gave his ass a hell of a greet.

Oh, the point of the elbow.

Well welcome back you sorry pizza crap.

I don't think Brent Hart has either.

You got that right.

After Survivor Series, our rivalry heated up and spilled over in the WrestleMania 13.

And when I say spill, all you got to do is watch and find out what I'm talking about.

When Steve Austin went to WrestleMania, he went with a blown-out wheel and a brace on

his leg to get him through the match.

Bret Hart on his best day with his best hold couldn't make Steve Austin say I

Quit I give up because it would never happen

Nonetheless, this is a match which many consider the match of the decade and I couldn't agree more

I give Bret Hart his due, but there ain't no way I ever said I quit.

I never lost that match, and if I hadn't have passed out, I'd have got up and whipped his

ass.

Here's a clip from that, but Bret Hart, you rest assured.

I'm alive and well, and still breathing air, so your ass will be mine again one day, and

that's the bottom line.

and getting quite a positive response from this capacity crowd.

Steve Austin at 6-2-2-52 said there's not a human being walking the face of the earth

that can make him say, I quit.

And I think I believe it.

Submission roster, but he can't beat you until you say I quit.

And that's the only stipulation in this matchup, ladies and gentlemen.

At the submission match, somebody's gonna get up.

Somebody's gonna get up.

You can't be counted out.

You cannot be disqualified.

You gotta-

Austin has, you're just smacking a flash into the iron ring post.

And that is gonna shatter the cranium, maybe it won't.

Stone Cold is just about as tough as they get.

Yeah.

A block there.

Brad Hart tried to, tried to take him right over that.

And you can bet they're glad they're not at work, man.

They're taking it right into the stands.

Unbelievable.

Again, no car out.

No, that's full of vacation.

Jamrack trying to keep people at bay,

trying to make sure he hears.

And Kim Shamrock, falling right behind.

It's like a free-for-all out there.

And Hart, as you said before, J.R., taking out all that frustration about having been screwed all these many months, all these many times.

It's already been taken on both bodies, ladies and gentlemen.

There's too much for any one individual to come out a winner.

Somebody may come out on the losing end,

but nobody's gonna be a winner here.

You'll wonder what he's gonna come up with as an excuse because he'll have one, in my view.

The Fred Hart sherry wheel, he's a whiner.

Well, that's what seems, it's on his mind as of late, it's too bad.

Uh-oh, that's too bad, I don't necessarily agree with that whole hardening.

To be that as a way, Fred Hart now rippered that hamstring,

perhaps sending an injured knee of Steve Austin's up for the sharp cheater.

Again, Bret Hart going for that injured knee.

Right down across the place.

Steve Austin's been out of accent for several weeks.

He's cleared the goal.

And Steve Austin, just giving him a resounding no

to Ken Shamrock who asked him whether or not

he wanted to submit, whether or not he wanted this to end.

There is no quit in Steve Austin.

Stone Cold is still not going to give up.

He will not submit to the Hitman.

And this is what it's turning into.

Uh-oh.

Red Heart.

Uh-oh.

No.

Red Heart is bringing a chair into the match.

Which actually, from a technical standpoint, is legal.

What do you mean it's legal?

I know what he's going to do.

He's going to put it on his ankle.

But that would have been the greatest of all time to have to submit to the Sharpshooter.

Hey, it could happen, it's just not painful.

Bret Hart really knows how to put it on.

Don't Steve Austin may put it on Bret Hart as well.

Inside, outside, it doesn't matter.

Look out, hold it.

And right in our living room, ladies and gentlemen, so to speak.

And Stone Cold, Steve Austin.

We've got people hurt out here.

Yes, we do.

Austin Mold, a number of them down.

Bret Hart just said Austin.

position in the timekeeper's table.

Austin's been busted open, and Bret Hart doesn't care.

Needed a stone cold, Steve Austin.

And Austin, yes, busted wide open.

Well, he is bleeding profusely.

Bret Hart, ladies and gentlemen, should try to capitalize this, and oh,

and if this continues, this would be a reason.

for Ken Shamrock to stop this thing.

Well, I guarantee you, Ken Shamrock stopped this match without a submission.

Stone Cold Steve Austin will attempt to kill him.

But in essence, J.R., that would be a submission.

Oh, he's felt the band.

Red Heart now, senses that the end could be near.

Now, let's see how sadistic Red Heart will be.

Look at him, he's like a shark, he smelled that blood.

of Storm Cold Steve Austin.

Bret Hart has been waiting for WrestleMania.

Was this the match he wanted?

Who knows?

But Bret Hart is here.

He's going to a race, perhaps what happened last year against Shackle.

Well, I mean

It wasn't deserved, although again, in this match, ladies and gentlemen,

we stated before, neither individual, I don't believe,

will ever be the same after this match.

This match will take its toll on the career of Stone Cold,

on the career of Bret Hart.

And Austin, back up on his feet.

Austin, yes, Austin's a stud.

And look at Austin, with Bret Hart, back up.

Let's don't go.

And this is unfortunate.

It does not happen often in the World Wrestling Federation.

And this no-hose barred match, Austin and

Bret Hart are going at it, and Austin comes outside.

Austin, uh-oh, Austin with a microphone card.

I'm going to assist him.

Steve Austin, and certainly not a victory, but I swear that night that I would get my revenge.

And I've never seen anyone so gutsy that he wouldn't submit so obstinate, so stubborn, so proud that he would not submit under that kind of pain.

His body came out on him. He passed out. I've never witnessed anything like that ever.

And refusing help, refusing help from anyone, he'll go back and he'll take his pride with it.

And you can't tell me I didn't earn a shot at the World Wrestling Federation title.

And how about it, ladies and gentlemen?

Stone Cold Steve Austin will wrestle for the World Wrestling Federation Championship.

The first thing I want you to do is shut your stinkin' hole.

Richmond aware of the hell the pay-per-view is tonight. We're talking about breath that hit man heart

Last night the whole world saw me whip his ass right in the middle of the ring

With his world famous shark sooner

You ain't gotta like it, but it's damn well what happened the only reason I

finish with breath is because the bulldog you know what came out there and

saved his little carcass. Don't worry about putting on your little black and

pink tights because they look like crap anyway. I don't want to wrestle you

breath. I don't want to wrestle you. It ain't over because I told you it never

would be over as long as I'm breathing air.

So you come right out here right now in a street fight, and I'll beat your ass back to Canada, and you've got one minute.

You've got one minute to get out here.

He don't have to come out here now, does he, Ross?

Well, he does if he wants to accept the challenge.

Austin wants Brett out here in a street fight.

The fact that he didn't run out there and start scrapping with Steve Austin, hence at what type of man Brett Hart is.

He didn't come out at all, tells ya.

So I went in after him.

All right, Stone Cold Steve.

Stone Cold Steve Austin, trying to get in.

Steve Austin got what he wanted, and Bret Hart finally got what he deserved.

Of course I had to deal with the rest of the Hart Foundation because Bret's got to use them

because he can't do the job on his own.

But nonetheless, I got through that and took out all the trouble on the Hitman.

knows exactly what I think about Brett to hit man heart.

This time, there's no one, there's nobody, but Brett Hart and Stone Cold.

And he wants you to slide, just slide.

Let's go, Tracy.

Don't say one word, don't you say one word.

As far as I was concerned, I wasn't satisfied, so we just kept it on.

or never will be enough punishment for a breath they hit man hard.

the Ultimate Prize, the World Wrestling Federation Championship, and my title shot with The Undertaker.

I proved on the eve of the event who was better, and I'd love to relive that cold day

in hell because there damn sure would be a different ending to the story.

But Undertaker, you know, you know I left your sorry ass, Lynn, not once, but twice.

Brian Pillman jumped across and rang the bell right before I could get the one, two, three.

If I look you in the eyes and ask you if I'm the World Wrestling Federation Champion,

you have to say yes, because there ain't no other answer.

Looking back at that match, I clearly was good enough to beat the Undertaker,

and as far as I'm concerned, I did exactly that.

The referee didn't count one, two, three, was because little crippled Brian Bellman

trained the bell.

I was the winner.

As far as I'm concerned, I am the World Wrestling Federation Champion, but the Heart Foundation

will always have hell to pay for a cold day in hell.

That's all he can do is spectate.

He might as well have bought a ticket because he ain't worth a damn and he never will be.

just like they always...

and there's little crippled red heart.

Wham! See you later, you little piece of trash.

Now I got the crutch.

Billbitt runs off like a...

because that's exactly what he does.

It's been a long time, Steve,

but I was told,

seek and you shall find...

Exactly what he deserves

Say hello to a couple of your friends down there in a toilet bowl for me son

Of course, that's exactly where brian pillman's life is going

I ain't never through with him. I ain't never through with brethard and that's the bottom line

Can you hear me? Do you know we're

Boston. You see right there, I ain't afraid of no gun. All he got to do is pull the trigger,

but he's scared to do that too. I'll break in your house any night I want, because I

do what I want when I want. Besides, that trailer house of yours wasn't hard to break

into anyway. Pillman, Bret Hart, all of the Hart Foundation, I ain't through with none

of you yet.

Taking the belts from the Hart Foundation was indeed something to behold

Sean Michael says he won the match

I was the legal man in the ring one two three

Bending them all by myself all Sean Michael's got to do is ride the coattails and we're the World Wrestling Federation

Tag Team Champions because I said so

Shawn Michaels in there getting his little ass kicked like I'm supposed to feel sorry for him.

Oh, there's the target. Well, see you later, Brett.

A conspiracy by the Heart Foundation, me and Shawn Michaels against each other.

It was supposed to be me and Bryan Pillman.

Well, we got through that night, back to the matter is,

Heart Foundation still has hell to pay.

Shawn Michaels, I don't like your ass, but

I will continue to carry your ass as long as possible.

You ain't saving nothing, you ain't saving nothing, but believe me,

this ass doesn't need protecting, I can't do it myself.

Because you can't do it without me.

Yeah, you can't do it without me, you can't do it without me.

I toyed with a boy toy until that man eating gorilla screwed up another victory for

me, double disqualification, what a bunch of BS.

No, no, no, get to the attention.

I'll go through him again, the foundation one by one,

until I go through everyone else in the Royal Wrestling Federation.

The most dangerous man in the world, my ass.

Well, if you don't know what Austin 316 means by now, you're dumber than I thought you were.

Your 60 minutes is up, but the reign of violence that Steve Austin has set in the World Wrestling

Federation will continue.

Because I can't be stopped and there ain't nobody here that can stop me and that's the bottom line

Why?

Because stone cold said so

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