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Tyler? Tyler?

Tyler?

Tyler?

Tyler?

Tyler. Honey.

You left your phone by the chair.

Finally. That felt like the longest drive ever.

I know, but it was fun.

Hey, at least we made it here in one piece.

And now we get to spend the whole weekend at the beach with your family.

I'm so excited.

I'm excited too, babe.

I'm excited that you came here with me.

Hopefully... Take some of the pressure off immediately.

Then step on it for the first time.

Babe, it'll be fine.

I know.

It's just different now that we're actually here.

But you're right.

I thought I heard something out here.

Oh, hey, Dad.

And this must be the lovely lady I've heard so much about.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Hart. I've heard so much about you. Call me

Dad. Call me Adam. But please don't call me Mr. Hart. That's my father's name.

Okay, deal.

And where's your lovely wife that I've heard so much about?

We just got back from the beach, so she's probably upstairs getting ready

dinner. I tell you what, let me take you to your room. They'll be prepared for

you. And you, go say hello to your mother.

She's been talking about you all day. She really, really misses you.

She's excited to see the both of you.

Yeah? Tyler!

Oh, hey, Charlotte. I'm so sorry. I just got a little distracted. I was putting

some things up.

I hope my dad wasn't boring with his old college stories.

No, not too badly.

Your parents and I are ready to eat if you'd like to come and join us.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm coming. Okay.

Sorry, Dad.

What a gentleman you are.

Very sweet.

See, honey? I taught him that.

No, honey, I taught you that.

Now, I hope you don't think you and Honey are going to sleep in the same bed

talk. I mean, at least not until you're married.

Hey, whoa.

Hey, excuse my...

Well,

honey, I am Evelyn. Hi.

But you can call me mommy.

Oh, okay.

Nice to meet you.

Such beautiful hair.

You know what?

I'm actually going to give you the phone number of my beautician to help you

with that dry net.

Cool.

So, what are you here for?

Well, I just graduated last year, and I'm interning at the WUXX Radio.

Yeah, her boss just told her that she's going to be doing the morning show for

Captain Carl.

That's so awesome. Very impressive.

I listen to that station all the time. Classic and modern hit. Do the voice for

me.

Good morning, WXX. Seamless of clouds and a comfy, cozy 72 degrees in Burbank

and San Fernando Valley.

I thought radio was dead, actually.

I mean, Captain Carl?

Gosh, I haven't heard that name since I was a kid.

I mean, who listens to that anymore?

That's exactly why they need a fresh face.

You're right, ma 'am.

But the people are still looking for a show to keep them entertained.

Excuse me?

You just called me ma 'am.

Now I feel old.

Oh.

You'll never be old.

I didn't mean anything by it, Mommy.

So, uh, Tyler here had introduced me to podcasts.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, and I think if you just had plain talk...

and interviewed some interesting people, you can probably be a real success.

Yeah. When I first married Adam, right, and Tyler here was in his

room all by himself. He was listening to this Shop Jock thing.

I don't know, but it was done with the volume really well.

Oh, no, not the story again.

Oh, stop it. Don't be a dick in the mud.

Excuse me, mister, but what kind of vulgarity are you listening to?

And then he would turn all feet red, and it was just the cutest thing ever.

I mean, I did tell him to just listen to it together.

They kept that a secret from me for years.

Like, years.

They don't get it.

I don't think you're gonna take him away from me on...

afternoon, are you? Because we have a lot of catching up to do.

Don't we, honey?

Of course not.

I didn't realize you two were so close.

Yeah.

Only doges talk about her.

It's been that way for years, hasn't it, Pat?

I... I... Well... Well, we just understand each other.

You know how special it is when...

in your heart and that's what my boy year does

wow

sounds like i have some competition

hardly

so you guys have been dating for a while

I just want to hear all about it.

Well, I think I've had a little too much to drink and I... I probably need to go

to bed before I fall asleep sitting in this chair.

It was an absolute pleasure to meet you. Good night, Adam.

Sweetheart.

Tyler, I'll see you in a minute.

Good night, Dad.

Evelyn, would you like me to help you with the dishes?

Mommy.

Enough.

You've done enough.

Now go ahead and get some rest because you guys have a really big day tomorrow.

I'll take care of the rest.

See you tomorrow.

No.

He doesn't.

I am not going to dress your father over things that don't mean anything.

I mean, what happened was just an accident.

Right? I mean, things happen.

Totally fine.

Besides, I was actually a little bit shocked.

It felt good to be looked at that way again.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm talking too much, Deb.

Hey, uh, I don't understand.

I mean, Dad prayed me about you.

He what?

things just dwindled and listen

I gotta tell you something your father didn't want me to tell you but

I think you're a big boy and you should know the real stuff we are

we're getting separated I had no idea I mean I thought you guys

were perfect together according to dad

Perfect. Right. Yeah. Well, if there is one piece of advice that I can give you,

if you don't feel like she's the one, then run.

It's not worth it.

Run and don't get married.

I'm so sorry, Evelyn. I hadn't...

No idea that you were going through all this. I mean... Let's go.

It's okay. I mean, when you're in love, you just do stupid things. And that's

just what happens.

Look, it's late.

All right, you have to go to the beach tomorrow with...

Charlotte? You know, uh... Have some fun?

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah,

I'll go to bed.

Hopefully I actually get up, though.

That's true.

Go to the beach and I'll be here waiting for you. And I'll have breakfast then.

Mommy? I really don't want to get in trouble and want to be on good behavior.

I don't really know what Dad exactly knows about the way things used to be.

Listen, your dad has been hit over the head one too many times.

I'm sorry.

He's your dad.

I... I just... You should take this as an act of kindness from me, okay?

Maybe now he can be free to find someone who loves him and I can be free to fall

in love with someone myself.

Hey, I love you.

Do you?

Do you really?

Of course I do.

Nah, you love her now.

Just remember the advice I gave you, okay? I just want you to be happy.

Tyler. Tyler.

Honey.

You left your phone by the chair.

Thanks.

I'm sorry.

Was I interrupting a dream?

A good dream, huh?

Maybe.

You were thinking about your father this morning?

Look, we can't. Dad might come in here and shout at this.

It's just too much.

Look, listen, listen.

Your father and I, we're getting a divorce soon.

And I'm going to be all out of your lives forever.

I saw the way you walked in with Charlotte.

All of this with her, you know, wasn't it?

You think it's moving way too fast, don't you?

You don't love her.

I don't know if I love her or if I don't.

Tyler, wouldn't it be so much kinder?

And I'm sure of you to just stop this now before you waste any more of

hers and your time.

She's a good girl. I love her.

She loves me. I mean, I don't know.

The way you were looking at me.

Tell me.

What were you dreaming about?

No, better yet, tell me.

That thing that you told me when we snuck into your father's boat?

Look, I can't. I just... I just... I just want to be with my own family.

Normal? I haven't been able to even think about being normal since I saw

Fuck. Just looking at you, just... There is no one else that can make me shake

the way you do.

Look, I... I just want to do the right thing.

The right thing?

Interesting. Remember, Tyler, I told you something about instincts?

Yeah.

Well, what are your instincts telling you to do?

Is that what you like, mommy?

It's so good.

You remember what I like?

It really feels so good.

Do you ever think of me?

Did she suck your dick like I do?

No, she doesn't.

No, right?

Why is that?

Because she doesn't know how to do it like mommy does.

She doesn't love you the way I do.

She doesn't take care of you the way I do.

She hasn't been there for you the way I have.

Did you guys fuck today?

Liar.

Fucking taster on your dick.

I'm sorry.

I'm going to have to make it up to me.

Yum. And sweet.

Oh, it smells even better.

What would little Charlotte do if she found out, huh, baby?

You think she'd get mad?

I don't want her to find out.

I'd like this to be our little secret.

Yes.

We did on the phone.

Your father's a little pussy, but you're not.

Stop talking about that.

Take me.

Mom, please.

Take me, please, Mom.

Can you let go one more, please?

I think about your lips all the time.

Take care of me some more, please.

Thank you. Thank you.

I don't want to live this way.