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They were here earlier.

What are we looking for?

My little friend, Gilbert.

What does he look? - There he is.

He's right there. No way.

Can you see him?

Oh, oh, oh-- he's going--

Whoa!

Five, one-- we're in.

We are currently in North Tucson, Arizona.

We happen to be staying in a really cool Airbnb.

Mario, what do you think of this place?

I love it.

It's nice, right?

It's got a good view.

It's high up in the saguaro hillsides of Tucson,

which it is famous for.

Look at that.

Oh, there it is.

I see it.

This is us, guys.

Say hi to Mario.

How're you doing?

You all set? - I'm all set.

OK, let's go.

Go and check out our digs.

All right, let's see if anyone's home.

Ready? Yeah.

What's going on--

Hey.

That doorbell keeps going.

What's going on Coyote Pack?

Welcome to Coyote's crib on location edition.

Where we're going to explore a crib

that Coyote doesn't actually own.

We're just staying here because we're on location in Arizona.

So if you're ready, follow me.

Well, we've got the option, we can go right or we can go left.

Which way do you want to go?

Left.

OK, let's go this way.

That's our right.

Oh that's my right.

All right, first things first, the kitchen.

Check this out.

Pretty spacious, right?

Looks nice.

What all we got?

Why don't we go rifle through some stuff?

Well yeah, everybody always wants to know,

what's inside the fridge?

What's in the fridge?

Let's look inside of the fridge.

There it is. Oh, nice and cool.

Oh! Yeah!

Popsicles, the most important thing

you can have in your entire diet when you're on location

in the desert is freezy pops.

I love those.

Don't eat all the red ones, you know I like those.

Yeah, I know.

I don't want to melt them either.

OK, so what is it that we actually

eat when we're on location?

Is it really, really healthy?

Oh kind of.

There's some vegetables in here.

We've got yogurts, right?

Well yeah, we got some-- oh, those are mine.

Don't touch those.

Yeah, I'm not going to eat those.

What else we got? Oh the La Croix.

Who got the donuts?

These are Mario's.

Mario, you got the donuts.

Mario likes chocolate donuts.

You can't have too many donuts.

We've got juice.

We've got Kool-Aid-- those are mine.

Lacroix shared by everyone.

Oh, here's the healthy stuff.

Check out that little baby right there.

Yep.

Look at those blackberries.

Those are something right there.

Mario?

Here you go, buddy.

Thanks.

Wow.

Vegetables are great.

Do you know what's better than vegetables?

Snacks.

This is snack central, right here.

More donuts, cookies, fruit snacks.

There is something healthy, bananas

are technically healthy.

Is that your gum?

Oh yeah, these are awesome.

These are Ice Cubes.

We are not sponsored by Ice Breakers, but we should be.

Look at this dining room! All right.

Woohoo!

Check this out, seats four.

Look at that thing.

What is that? I don't know.

What is that?

I don't know.

It's art.

That's what they call it.

OK, let's go this way.

Woo!

Come on, Mario.

Now this is the family room.

How enormous is this?

Everything is huge.

The ceilings are higher than I can touch.

Mario even jumped over that thing.

You can actually lay all the way out and take a nap.

Hey, you guys want to see something super cool?

Super cool!

There's a tree in this house.

I'm completely camouflaged.

Oh, it's a fake tree.

I thought it was a real tree, but still a tree in the house.

Gemstone, it's crazy.

That's the garage.

It's really dark.

Let's not go in there.

It's scary.

I'm not going in there.

So that's that side of the house.

If you go this way, this is where we actually sleep.

Right here we've got a pretty cool bathroom.

That's a huge tub right there.

You're standing in our shower, man.

Do-de-do-de-do, ah!

A little privacy for when you're actually taking the shower

or using the lavatory.

All right, this is one of my favorite rooms right here.

This is the guest room that nobody actually stays in.

It's got a blow up mattress and look at that eagle.

It's a giant wooden eagle.

It is wood.

Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

Caw, caw!

Respect the bird, guys.

In here you've got an ancient computer just

in case you need to contact the space

shuttle or anything like that.

Yeah, I think Neil Armstrong

is on the other line of this.

Yeah, it's a lot of high tech devices right there.

Look at that.

Yeah, that's old school right there.

Look, it's got a CD-ROM drive.

Does it?

And a floppy drive.

This is crazy!

Mario's room!

Check it out.

This is where Mario sleeps.

Look at these flowers!

What?

Mario, can you explain these roses?

I'm hearing some weird stuff.

We gotta hit the lights. I can't see.

I ain't got no lights in here.

No lights? - No lights.

This is pretty nice.

You've got your own little walk out patio there.

Come on down the hall, guys.

What's in here?

Linens!

Towels.

Linens!

And towels.

Toilet paper.

Oh.

Lots of toilet paper!

With a rabbit on it.

Yeah.

All right, are you ready?

I wonder who got the biggest room.

I got the biggest room, for sure.

Ready, one, two, three, here we go.

Hey ho, it's Coyote's room.

Look at this mansionous spread.

Over here is where I get ready in the morning.

Look at the skylight.

Shaving cream, toothbrush, toothpaste.

This is where I wash my face.

It's been a long, hard day.

I use this little towel here to dry myself off.

Oh man, so tough making these episodes.

This in here is my closet.

Hold on, look at all the room that I have.

Look at all the space!

You guys want to see my clothes?

Look at them all.

I've got my adventure pants, my wigwams socks, my undershirts,

and of course a backup shirt just

in case an animal poops on me.

So what's crazy about the shower?

What's crazy about the shower is that-- first of all,

there's no shower curtain.

And you just get in and you shower

and you have to worry about somebody looking in the window,

like this creeper over here.

Gosh, Mario.

Mario!

Have you guys ever met Will Coyote?

Woo, woo, woo.

Actually Will Coyote was made for me by this amazing member

of the Coyote Pack.

Also the same person that made mini Mario and little Coyote

comes on every single adventure.

Oh check this out.

Whoa.

Big screen TV!

Look at that.

That's a 27 inch Sony!

You guys think you've seen a big TV before, you've

never seen a TV that big.

And that's a clock.

All right, let's go out the back patio.

You can walk right out into the desert.

Wow.

And then you've got another patio.

If you guys didn't think you had enough patio space,

you haven't seen anything until you've seen this patio space.

You can sit here at night and look out

on the entire city of Tucson.

Check this out!

You know what, before you reveal it,

we should get the stuff to make a fire.

In case you guys didn't know how to start a fire,

I'm going to show you how.

Everybody careful.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

That is absolutely epic.

What about my room?

We didn't look at your room?

No.

Let's go look at Mark's room.

How did we miss Mark's room?

Hey, you guys want to see something else cool?

Check this out.

That's a clean room, look at this.

Look at this guys.

I keep my-- I keep it tight.

I make my bed.

What's the rule about this section?

Coyote doesn't touch this section.

I don't touch any of the gear, other than the GoPros

and my computer because I break things.

That's right.

I've already broken three cameras this year.

OK, so yeah this is pretty much the crib.

And if you guys really like this episode then

let us know in the comment section below because maybe

they will be more on location Coyote's

crib editions coming soon.

Crazy!

Wait, wait. - What?

What's missing from this video?

Oh an animal, that's right.

OK, earlier today we did see a creature in the backyard.

Maybe we'll flip this into like an animal adventure

now and see--

Yeah, let's get into serious mode.

OK.

Because this one is kind of crazy, but you're right

we may be able to find this animal.

Now earlier today, I did see it out here in the backyard.

If we're lucky, we might come across it again.

Come on, let's go start looking.

I think it was here earlier.

What are we looking for?

My little friend Gilbert.

What does he look like? - There he is!

He's right there. No way.

Do you see him?

He's going this way.

It's a little baby Gila monster.

Stay buddy, stay buddy. There he is.

There he is.

I can't believe he's still here.

There's Gilbert.

He's going to go down by the tree.

That is a little juvenile Gila monster.

We saw him earlier today.

We've seen him multiple times today, crawling around

out here in the backyard.

Is that his little burrow?

Might be.

He's been walking around out here all day.

We've never seen a Gila monster just hang out like this.

So this must be his territory, right here in our backyard.

And believe it or not, that is a completely

wild, juvenile Gila monster.

And actually, this is the time of year

that the juveniles are very active.

This is probably one who was born

last year around this time.

We're in the late summer.

And sure enough, right here on location.

And just like every on location episode

we manage to somehow feature an animal.

I can't believe we found him again.

I've come out here several times say, to be honest with you

guys, looking just to see if he's still in the area.

This is the fifth or sixth time I've

seen him right in this little spot, right behind our house.

How cool is that?

That's amazing.

Now what's the rule about Gilas?

You don't touch those?

No.

I have done it in the past, with permits, to get

them up close for the cameras.

After I was bitten, a couple of years

ago just filming one in the wild with a GoPro,

I no longer try to handle these animals.

If you see one in the wild, admire it from a safe distance

just like we're doing right here.

Are you getting cool shots, Mario?

Yeah.

Well this was pretty cool.

We were doing an on location in the house episode--

I come out here in sandals.

But at least we found Gilbert, the backyard Gila monster.

I'm Coyote Peterson.

Be brave, stay wild.

We'll see you on the next location.

Whoa I'm hungry.

Mario!

Mark!

Where are you?

As you leave the coast of Portland,

Maine behind you don't have to travel far to find adventure.

And today the crew and I are going

to explore an abandoned island that is home to one

incredible historic landmark.

Located in Casco Bay, Hog Island has been the home

of Fort Gorges since 1858.

Named after Sir Fernando Gorges, this military stronghold

entered into construction shortly after the War of 1812.

It was intended to be a last line

of defense against any potential invaders

to the city of Portland, Maine.

The Fort never saw battle and was last active

during World War II when it was used to store submarine mines.

And while in current times it may be completely

free of its armament, there's always a chance that something

interesting can be found.

Especially by the Brave Wilderness team.

That was a nice row, very calm water.

OK, I think I'm set and ready to go.

Wow, look at this.

This feels like Indiana Jones in the "Temple of Doom."

I think it feels like "Gladiator."

Whoa, this is epic.

Are you not entertained?

That's from the "Gladiator," right?

I think so.

Look all those cannon forts, all those windows.

Yep, every single one of those

would have been used to fight off invaders.

All right, let's start exploring.

Now I wonder if there's any animals that live here.

Look at this.

Look at that, there's a small bone right there.

First artifact located.

Bird bone.

Could be a bird bone, could also be a small mammal bone.

You have to ask yourself, how would a mammal

get to an island like this?

No idea.

Maybe one that was being carried by a bird?

And the bird dropped it and somehow survived.

But I can't imagine it would be able to reproduce

and start a colony.

But birds could certainly be found on this island.

What is it?

Whoa.

Man, dude, this looks like where they would

have chained up King Kong.

Oh yeah.

Man, look at that.

Wow, I wonder if this used to anchor

down a cannon or something.

Maybe.

Or a giant ape.

Did you guys hear that?

What was that?

Wait, it's just us here.

What is that?

Whoa, is that a dungeon?

Whoa.

You got a flashlight?

Perfect.

I can't see anything, guys.

You're good. You're good.

We'll have to go through there.

OK.

All right, we'll have to go up through here.

Kind of scary.

Can you imagine exploring this by yourself?

That would be pretty scary.

At night.

At night, yeah.

That's crazy.

Let's make a whole trek around this.

OK.

And get some B roll shots.

Oh man, look at these archways.

This is cool, brick arches.

It's crazy.

Can you imagine building something like this?

I'm always impressed by these modern feats of mankind--

building something like this.

And look at the minerals coming out of the brick

and creating stalagmites and stalactites, that's wild.

All right guys, check this out.

This is a cannon fort, right?

So if I was a cannon, I'd be set up right here in this area.

Right along this.

And my barrel would be sticking right out of there.

Oh look, there's a boat out there.

So say that was an enemy ship.

Through this port I could shoot cannonballs

and try to sink the boat.

Now, if that boat shot back in this direction, obviously

this very thick stone, but you can see

it looks like there may have been a wall here

at some point in time.

I'm guessing this was a secondary barrier

that if this wall blew up, that this would not give out.

And then of course the inside of the Fort would be protected.

That's pretty cool.

All right, let's keep heading in this direction.

Coyote, is this a secret passageway of any kind?

Oh, let's find out.

Get my flashlight out here.

I was thinking this wall might rotate.

You know, like in the movies.

If I push on the right stone.

Yeah, is there like a button?

Wow, look at all this bird poop.

Is there secret password, like open sesame?

Or?

How hilarious would that be if that actually--

Open sesame.

You know what happens in the movies, right?

What?

Someone just is like leaning backwards tired

and then it goes through.

And then wall starts to come down.

Yeah, don't do it, Mario.

And then it's like, where's Mario?

Where did he go?

Hey, Coyote!

I don't know where Coyote is at.

I don't know where Mark is at.

I'm lost.

And I think the tide came in and our kayaks got swept away.

So here I am, completely lost.

Mario!

Guys!

Guys! Hey!

We're here. What!

How did you do that?

I just went through like this portal, this passage.

Whoa!

Coyote!

Coyote!

Whoa!

That was crazy.

How do I do it?

Lean up against the wall.

Ready.

Mark!

Hey!

Oh, there you are. Hey, it worked.

Dude, that's crazy.

Well, in all seriousness, this is a dead end.

Yeah.

So we got to make our way--

try to make our way to the top?

Yeah, that doesn't lead anywhere, that's a dead end.

So I think if we go this direction,

maybe towards this turret here.

Looks like there's a little bridge that goes across.

And then I think we can get up to the top level.

Rickety.

We're up at the top level now.

There's all sorts of plants growing up here.

It's like a whole ecosystem.

This is awesome.

Let's go through here.

Is this a canon?

I think this is a cannon.

Whoa, you found a cannon.

I thought they got rid of them all.

Wow, I guess there's one left.

This is huge.

That is one old cannon.

Well, up here on this hilltop amidst all these plants there

is a cannon.

And look at this.

I think this is where it went.

Yeah it must have turned.

It must have been on here and you could turn it.

I bet that's what it is.

I thought this was like a lost hatch or something like that.

I bet it was mounted up on top of here.

That's crazy, it's like a rotating cannon.

All right guys, let's go this way.

This is kind of scary.

I thought I heard a sound.

All right, I'm out of here.

Mario!

Mark!

Where are you?

I can't go down there.

How do I get off this floor?

I gotta get out of here.

Mark!

Yeah!

Where's the stairs?

This is YouTube!

What did you expect?

A real video, not click bait.

But are you not entertained?

Are you not entertained?

All right, let's go back to the kayaks.

That was pretty epic.

Had some fun in there.

I know you guys probably saw the intro to this video

with me running around like it was the "Blair Witch Project"

thinking to yourselves, oh my gosh,

was there really some crazy animal on that island?

No, there wasn't.

It's just an abandoned Fort.

But it's a pretty cool landmark.

I'm Coyote Peterson.

Be brave, stay wild.

We'll see on the next location.

Oh, oh!

Woo!

Fort Gorges was

placed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1973.

And is now open as a public park.

However, the grounds are currently in a state

of disrepair, so explore with caution

and make sure to always put safety first.

There is an incredible vision and bright future

for this location.

As Friends of Fort Gorges hope to restore

this historic landmark.