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Go, go, go, go, go!

Stay-- stay here, stay here!

Dude, he saw a tarantula hawk.

Did you see it? - I didn't see it.

No. Oh, my gosh.

I hope he gets it.

Careful!

He's going to get it.

I think he sees it.

Oh!

What happened?

Run!

Go, go!

Oh, no!

Ah! What's wrong?

Did you catch it?

Yeah, I caught it!

Oh, but the bad news is--

Oh--

- I caught something else too!

- my goodness!

That is the worst cholla spike I've ever seen.

Oh, hold on a second! Oh, my god.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I don't want to get stung by a tarantula hawk.

Oh, they're all over you, man.

Oh!

Hold on a second.

Let me get this under control.

Oh, my gosh.

How are you going to get all those off?

Hold on, hold on!

Cup him under there.

They're all over here.

Oh, boy!

That was--

Oh, my god.

That was not good.

Hold on.

I'm like in them. I'm-- I'm in them.

Back up. Oh, man.

They're all-- - Oh, my gosh, man!

That-- Oh, they're over my legs.

Oh, my gosh. They're everywhere.

Dude! OK, this is--

Did you get the tarantula hawk at least?

I did, I did!

I caught the tarantula hawk, but--

They're all over you.

Oh!

Oh, my gosh.

That's the worst-- that is the worst

cholla attack I've ever seen.

Oh, guys, this is bad.

That's really bad.

How many are on my back?

A lot.

Maybe like 10.

There's one on your foot.

Oh, man!

The one in my arm's really hurting.

Well, you know, in that instance,

when you need to catch the animal,

you don't really think about it.

You just make the catch, and I did.

I caught the tarantula hawk.

Where is it, by the way? - I wrapped it up.

It's in the net.

It's right over there.

Oh, my gosh.

OK.

Well, I guess there's a lesson to be learned here.

Always watch where you're going.

And you guys have seen me get pricked in the hand

before by a cholla.

Now, this-- might as well get a little education while we can.

This is a teddy bear cholla.

Watch it.

You've got them on your feet.

There are jumping cholla and there are teddy bear cholla.

This is the teddy bear variety.

And it is not soft and cuddly like a teddy bear.

Mark, I've got a multitool on the side of my pouch here.

All right.

Put your camera down.

OK.

Chance, you keep filming this.

Mark, I'm going to need your help, man.

I can't move my arm.

All right, hold on a second.

Get the multitool off of there.

Ah, I feel like a pincushion right now.

If you're out here in the desert hiking,

and you wander into a cholla.

They say you can use a hair comb to get cholla off of you.

But as we know, I don't have any hair,

so I don't usually carry a comb with me,

but I do have a multitool.

And-- yeah, there we go.

Get these ones off my boots.

Yeah, those ones, those don't hurt.

Those went into the rubber and the side of my Keens.

If you guys thought getting quilled by a porcupine was bad,

this hurts so much worse.

Get the leg.

Oh, my leg.

Oh! - Let me try to do it 1, 2, 3.

1, 2, 3!

Ah!

Oh, that hurt!

You all right?

Oh!

That's one.

Oh, man!

This is like pulling off the worst Band-Aid ever.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ah!

Ah!

Oh, no!

Now it's in your hand!

Coyote.

Yeah?

Why do you always get me in these situations?

- Sorry, man. - Dang it.

Oh. Yeah, uh.

OK, hold on.

Ah!

Nope, nope, don't shake them off!

You don't shake them off!

No, no, no, don't shake them off.

Here, why don't you put the multi--

- Hold on. - Can you get it off yourself?

Yeah, yeah. Hold on.

Oh, guys, we are--

Oh, ah!

It's just getting worse like it's a weight.

It's like going in there.

Yeah.

It's not fun, is it? - All right.

Like a band-aid?

Like a band-aid.

Ah!

Oh, my gosh, that hurts!

Oh!

Can you imagine what I'm going through right now?

Oh, my gosh!

It feels so much worse to you right now!

Oh, first blood, first blood!

OK, I'm going to be lot more careful now.

OK.

I'm nervous now.

Ah!

Let me-- hold on!

Let me explain to you guys why this hurts so much.

This is not just like a needle or a pin going into your skin.

The end of these spines--

and the spines on the cholla are nothing more than modified

leaves, but they have barbs, microscopic barbs

on their ends, so every time we pull it off,

it is yanking out chunks of skin and flesh.

Wow.

This one in my arm is going to hurt so bad.

It is so deep in there.

I almost can't squeeze my hand.

All right, I think I got to get this.

I'm afraid you're going to get, like, hit in the face.

So I don't want that.

They're so sharp.

Ah!

Did you get it? - No!

Did it come off? No?

Oh, my gosh.

All right, hold on. Ready, ready?

Yeah, yeah, I'm ready. Ah!

Oh, no!

It just kind of fell down and stuck in again.

Dude, I'm so sorry.

Oh, my god.

What was that noise?

I don't know, I don't know!

It hurts so bad!

This one's going to be bad.

I'm going to get this one.

Ow!

Did you get it?

Yeah, I got that one.

Ah!

I'll try to get this one.

All right, I'm going to get this one, I think.

And then pull back at me.

I guess so.

Yikes!

I think we got to get this big one out first

and that one last, because I'm afraid you might

flick that one at my face.

OK.

And I think this one's got to come out because you

can pull it that way and--

Can you just, like, put your arm out?

Oh, no.

Oh, I can barely move arm.

It's like it's hit a nerve.

I'm having trouble, like, squeezing my arm.

Think happy thought.

1, 2, 3!

Oh!

Oh, wow!

That one hurt.

I'm glad we saved this one for last, though,

because I don't think this one's in there that deep, not as deep

as that one.

That's brutal.

All right, let's get this last one.

All right, last one, last one.

Let me turn it like that so you don't get it.

Don't hit my face.

1, 2, 3, go!

Ah!

You get it? Ah!

No!

Ow!

That was in there.

Ah!

Woo!

That was excitement.

Wow.

Guys, that was seriously intense.

But the good news--

wait here.

Woo!

Come here, buddy!

You got it.

I got it, in the net there!

That is a tarantula hawk!

Oh, be careful. It might--

No, I know.

We gotta be careful not to get stung.

Didn't expect to make this.

I mean, what are we going to call this, an "On Location?"

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess this is an "On Location."

Us out here trying to catch a tarantula hawk, made the catch,

but fell into a teddy bear cholla.

Gosh!

That one hurt!

Nothing like having an epic ending to an awesome day

here in the Sonoran Desert.

I'm Coyote Peterson.

Be brave.

Stay wild.

Stay away from the teddy bear cholla.

We'll see on the next location.

Woo!

We got it!

Action.

[screaming] Oh!

Oh, dear god!

As the sun drops toward the horizon,

golden light casts across the rugged boulders and picturesque

landscape, which makes Tucson, Arizona

one of the most epic filming locations in the Southwest.

The Brave Wilderness crew and I love to visit this location

as it has provided an incredible backdrop for many

of our desert episodes.

And while most of the dangers we have faced

are covered in scales or stingers,

it is oftentimes the environment that

poses some of the most dangers.

Cactus spines are an obvious landmine,

but what you don't realize is the terrain

is laced with sharp, jagged rocks, many of which

can easily twist an ankle or worse.

Every time we visit a location, we

face the challenging landscapes so

that we can get the best and most epic looking

b-roll that we can.

However, sometimes, these shots don't go according to plan,

and all it takes is one little slip for a single shot

to go very, very wrong.

Oh!

Oh, dear god!

Are you OK?

Did you land on your back?

Yeah. Did you hurt your arm?

No, I'm all right.

You sure? Yeah.

Oh! Dude.

My god.

That was a thumper.

Did you get that on camera?

Yeah.

OK, let's take one more look at that missed

jump, this time in slow motion.

I nailed my launch point.

Full projection off of my left foot.

I cleared the gap, but landed on a rounded outcrop and slipped.

When I fell, the momentum toppled me backward

and I flipped headfirst right off the cliff.

I did a complete reverse somersault

and landed with a thud onto my head, shoulder, and pack.

Every once in a while, guys, I miss a jump.

And I just landed funny.

My foot slipped, and I literally fell about 15 feet--

ah, I messed up my elbow pretty good--

back-first into the rocks.

Filming this show is dangerous.

We're just doing B-roll shots right now.

And that one was bad.

Messed up my hat a little bit.

A couple scars for the hat.

A couple scars for the arms, but I'm OK.

I know you're going to all see that video and go--

You can actually hear my mom screaming in the background.

That was probably, uh, the farrest

drop I've ever survived. Wait.

Let's see how far that is.

You were going head-first--

Head-first.

Head over heels. - all the way down.

All the way down.

Landed in this hole like this.

So let's take a look up and see

how-- what that looks like.

Yeah.

Guys, this isn't soft.

This is rocks.

Woo!

Ah!

Hurt my shoulder a little bit, but all risks

of making "Breaking Trail."

And this is why you never want to come

out here and jump around the rocks like you see me doing.

Just a b-roll shot, and sure enough,

that one almost got my life.

Woo!

That was a close call.

Over the course of filming our "Brave Wilderness" shows,

I've sustained many injuries.

And whether they were bites--

pinches--

or stings--

the majority of them have

been intentional, so that we can learn about these animals.

However, when it comes to environmental injuries,

like falling into a cactus--

or being hit by a rogue wave,

these are usually the worst.

And trust me when I say I am no stranger to using a trauma kit.

The good news is that I have managed to walk

away from all of these mishaps.

And we always make it a point to show you

how we clean up the aftermath.

The good news is that Coyote Peterson bounces.

It still doesn't mean we aren't going to break out

the trauma kit and clean me up.

Ah!

Here, come here.

Check this out.

This arm has taken a beating on this trip to Arizona.

Swollen elbow.

Velvet ant sting.

Tarantula hawk sting.

That's actually worse than an alligator bite.

Just a temporary field cleanup.

I put my elbows down first.

Elbows took all the impact.

And then, of course, all that shock trauma to my shoulders.

Fortunately, I didn't dislocate my shoulder,

but, I can promise you guys this much,

it is going to be sore in the morning.

Well, we learned a really valuable

lesson tonight, Coyote Pack.

When you are out there in the wild, whatever you do,

do not jump from rocks because if you land wrong,

you may fall as far as 15 feet, if not more,

end up with some major bandages or, quite

possibly, without your life.

I'm Coyote Peterson.

Be brave.

Stay wild.

We'll see you on the next location.

All right, let's go get me an ice pack!

You are in trouble!

Looking back on this nearly tragic fall,

it is fair to say that I have learned a very valuable lesson.

Jumping boulders just simply is not necessary to make

our episodes look any better.

So don't be surprised if, in the future,

you see me walking and not jumping

through the environments.

What you doing?

I was getting kind of cool shots of the wind

in these coconut trees.

I love that movie "Castaway," when

Tom Hanks is, like, throwing the coconut at the rocks.

I kind of wonder if it's really that hard.

Do you think I can climb up there?

Uh, I mean, maybe.

It's a little windy.

Aren't you afraid you're going to get,

like, blown off the tree?

Nah.

I'm like a cat climbing trees.

I think I could do this. All right.

I already got this GoPro.

All right, ready? I'm going to climb it.

All right, go for it.

All right.

So are you going to get a green or a brown coconut?

I'm going to try to get one of each.

Careful.

Wow.

You did it.

I got an iguana!

Oh!

Got an iguana!

Nice!

I'll put it in my pocket!

I'm up in the tree!

Are you still going to get a coconut?

Yeah!

Look out!

Oh!

Oh, man!

Did it fall in the water? Yeah!

Hold on.

Let me see if I can get it.

Got it.

I got it.

All right, I got a brown one!

Woo! OK.

All right, I'm coming down!

All right.

Ah!

That's rough on my coconuts!

Ah!

Holy cow!

Look at this!

I caught an iguana while getting coconuts!

Come here, little guy!

I'm speechless right now.

All right. - Victory.

You got an iguana and two coconuts.

Iguana and two coconuts.

Wow.

Let's get out of the wind and figure out

how to open these up.

Hey, everyone.

I'm Coyote Peterson, and welcome to our new segment,

"On Location."

This is going to be a behind-the-scenes look

at all the stuff we do when we're not

filming and catching animals.

This morning, I climbed up a tree

and got these two coconuts.

I also caught an iguana, which was

pretty cool because animals just make

it into everything that we do.

Now, the brown one sounds like it has

a lot of coconut milk in it.

And the green one just sounds like it's solid.

Now, I've never opened up a coconut

before, so this is new for me.

I'm going to go with the green one first.

I'm going to use my SOG SEAL pup and see

if I can get into this thing without cutting off my finger.

All right, you ready?

All right, hold on a second.

Have you done this before?

No, I've never opened a coconut before.

I've also never climbed a palm tree to get a coconut

or climbed a palm tree to get a coconut, catching an iguana,

so it's a first for everybody this morning.

So it's safe to say you're a coconut rookie.

Yes, I am a complete rookie.

And I hope I don't cut my thumb off doing this.

All right, you ready? All right.

Here we go.

Oh, that's actually a lot softer than I thought it would be.

It's kind of like a mango.

One of my favorite movies is "Castaway" with Tom Hanks,

and he just kept bashing those coconuts against the rocks,

trying to get them up.

And I was like, really?

Is it that hard to open up a coconut?

I think that the brown ones are actually the ripe ones,

so this may be a non-ripe coconut.

OK, I got this cut into several sections here.

Let's see if I can--

there we go! Look at that!

Oh, yeah.

Yes!

Progress.

OK, show us what that looks like.

Oh!

That smells like a pumpkin.

Really?

Hmm.

Let me see it.

I don't think you're supposed to eat that.

You're not.

Yuck.

I just wanted to see--

Yeah, I could have told you that.

I just wanted to see what it tasted like.

Not good.

Now, I think if I get this husk all the way off,

then I can chop into the actual coconut fruit inside there.

That is the coconut, well, the good part of the coconut,

right there.

Eat your heart out, Tom Hanks.

I'd say, what, less than five minutes, and I got that thing

pretty well husked down, huh?

Yeah. - Wow.

There it is.

Nice.

That is exactly what I was after.

OK, now, we're going to get into--

Coconut number two.

- coconut number two.

I'm excited about this one.

See if you can hear that.

That one's full of coconut milk.

Oh, yeah.

Now we're getting somewhere.

Oh, wow.

Oh, now that looks like a coconut.

Tom Hanks, if you're watching this right now,

you should have gone after the brown coconuts, much easier

to get into.

There is the coconut.

Wow.

Oh, ho, ho, ho!

Look at that!

OK, green coconut, brown coconut.

Sounds like it's full of coconut milk.

Sounds like a rock.

Only thing left to do now is cut into both of these

and have some breakfast.

All right, I'm going to get into this one

first and see if there's any coconut milk in there.

Yes!

Look at that.

There's the coconut meat right there.

Oh, nice.

Oh, we are in!

I'm going to give it a go here.

Drink it like Tom Hanks.

Make sure you-- get it to run down your face.

Oh!

It actually-- it is pretty good.

Ready?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's good!

That's really good.

All right, well, let's open up the brown one.

Wow!

That's refreshing.

Oh, ho, ho, ho!

Coconut breakfast!

All right, here we go.

Let's get into this one.

OK, ready?

Yep.

It's OK.

Mm.

The green one, much tastier than the milk

coming out of the brown one.

OK, now I want to get into the meat.

Look at that.

It's like gelatinous, almost.

All right, that is the meat of the green coconut.

It has the consistency of raw fish.

I'm going to give this a go.

Doesn't really taste like anything.

Ugh.

Nothing?

You ever had sushi from the grocery store

that's like four days expired?

No.

That's what that tastes like, but not fishy.

It's just like--

I think you're eating the wrong sushi, man.

Ugh.

OK, green coconut meat, not so good.

Green coconut milk, delicious.

All right, now let's get into the brown coconut

and see what this meat is like.

All right, I'm going to bust this open on the rock.

You ready?

One, two.

Oh, ho, ho, ho!

There we go.

Now, that looks like a coconut!

You can see the difference in the thickness of the meat.

This is definitely underdeveloped, where

that looks like real coconut.

I think you could eat that right there.

That looks delicious.

All right, I'm going give this a go.

You ready?

Oh, yeah!

That is good coconut right there.

Wow!

Holy cow.

Mark?

[inaudible].

Give that a go, buddy. All right.

Cool. Oh, yeah.

Mhm. Yeah.

That's delicious.

Mario, you want to try this?

Sure.

Here you go, buddy.

It's good. - It's pretty good.

You know who else I think might want to try that?

Who's that?

Our new friend.

Oh, yes.

Hey, Mario, where's Wilson at?

Wilson!

Hi, buddy.

Well, I hope you guys enjoyed our first "On Location"

segment, climbing up a tree, catching an iguana,

getting a green coconut and a brown coconut,

opening them both up, trying the milk, and then, of course,

trying the meat.

What we've determined from this is that iguanas are awesome.

This is Wilson.

And that the green coconut has delicious

milk, not so good on the meat.

And the brown coconut, don't drink the milk

but eat the meat.

You want some?

I'm Coyote Peterson.

Be brave.

Stay wild.

We'll see on the next adventure.

I named him Wilson because Tom Hanks

named that volleyball Wilson in "Castaway."

I think that's the fitting name for this iguana.

Don't ever leave me, Wilson.

Don't ever leave.

You're my best friend.

Can I have a kiss?

Wilson!

No!

Oh, Wilson!

No!

I'm sorry, Wilson!

Oh, Tom Hanks.