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Zombies.

Coyote, what you doing?

Huh?

What you doing?

I saw a little zebra tail lizard.

It went right into that hole.

And I thought I could flush it out from this side,

but it is definitely buried underneath the prickly pear

cactus right now. Lost him, huh?

Ah!

I can't catch them all.

Ah, but you know what?

Check this out.

This actually gives me a really cool idea.

I'm surrounded by prickly pear cactus right now.

And, Mark, do you know what that is right there?

Yeah.

It's a prickle pear.

Yeah, like the prickly pear, like an apple.

It's the fruit.

But these ones-- Is it-- wait.

Hold on.

First of all, is it prickle pear or prickly pear?

It is prickly pear.

Ah.

And it's called a prickly pear because all over the fruits,

especially these ones which aren't fully ripe,

have these little fibrous hairs that are called glochids.

They easily brush off of the cactus,

and they can end up in your skin.

It's why if you bump into a prickly pear,

you're gonna be in pain for a long time.

Because you can't see these little stickers very well,

but they are very irritating.

These fruits right here are really ripe.

And, actually, this is a great desert snack.

You want to try some prickly pear fruit?

I mean, I just had breakfast,

but I can have a little more. - Oh, come on.

You know you want to. Hold on.

Let me get out my pocketknife here.

Now, the ones that are all the way ripe, like this,

don't usually have as many glochids on them.

But I'm already starting to get them into my finger, which is

what I didn't want to happen.

I'm going to cut it open. Ready?

Yup. Go for it.

Here we go.

Oh, yeah.

That is nice and ripe.

Wow, look at that.

It kind of looks like a beet.

It does look like a beet, doesn't it?

Let me scoop some of this out here.

That's the good stuff.

That is the stuff we are after.

Oh, yeah.

Mm, that is sweet.

OK, ready?

Here we go, first bite.

This is like breakfast for me here in the desert.

Mm.

What's that taste like?

Wow, that is good.

That's kind of how you have to eat it.

You take a scoop out with, like, a pocket knife.

You can also dig it out with your fingers.

You can eat the seeds.

They're good fiber.

But really what we're after right here is the juice.

So you kind of have to suck all the juice and the fruit

out from around the seeds and then--

You got a little on your nose.

Do I?

You can shoot 'em like little pellets, which is kind of cool.

You want to try it?

Uh, sure.

Yeah, I've never had it but-- - All right.

Give this a go.

Ah!

I'm getting the spines in my finger.

Yeah.

I'll have mine without spines.

Yeah, no spines for you.

There you go.

Now, it's going to turn your fingers purple,

but don't worry.

Honestly, it looks like it's gonna stain you, but it won't.

It's very seedy looking. - Yeah.

- I'm not so sure about this. - Yeah.

Trust me, it's good.

It is so sweet and delicious.

Chance, film him eating this.

Let's get his reaction.

Mm.

It's kind of like a--

Now, don't pop a filling.

Yeah, for real.

It's like a super seedy blackberry

that's not quite as sweet.

It still tastes good. - It's good.

Right?

Animals like javelinas and desert tortoise

love eating these.

But us, as humans, we use them for multiple different foods.

You can make jellies.

You can make candy.

You can actually make cake.

But my personal favorite is prickly pear juice.

And there's a real simple way to make

juice right here, without getting

the seeds in your mouth.

You ready for this?

What do you do, bash 'em with rocks?

You could bash 'em with rocks, but then

it's gonna make a huge mess.

What I'm actually going to do is use a sock to make a juicer.

Oh.

So you have, like, an extra pair in your-- your pack there?

Nope.

I actually am going to take the sock--

Wait.

- right off of my foot.

For real?

Oh, yeah.

This wigwam sock right here is about to become

my desert juicer.

So the reason I'm using the sock is

because it will help filter out the seeds

and the little spines.

In you go.

There we go.

Got to have another one.

Oh, they're so ripe!

Wow, look at that.

That is a sock full of prickly pear fruit.

Now, I could just chomp into that like a bulldog.

But what I'm actually going to do

is bash all these fruits apart to get

them started with a rock.

Oh, there's a good one. OK.

Come here, you.

Oh, this is perfect.

Ow.

One, two, squish.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, man.

Oh, wow.

This is going to be delicious.

This is what we call desert sock punch.

Now, what I want to do is kind of twist the sock down,

and force the fruit and the juice

out of the tip of the sock.

Are you ready?

Oh.

Oh, that is good.

Woo!

Ah!

Freshly squeezed prickly pear juice--

delicious!

I definitely taste my feet in there.

Mm.

It's kind of the aftertaste.

At first It's delicious and sweet, and then you're like,

what's that extra tinge?

Ooh, sweaty boot foot.

OK, ready? Ugh.

Ugh. - You want a sip?

[laughs] No.

Gross.

All right, ready? Oh, look at it.

It's just dripping out now.

Go for it.

Nothing is more refreshing than freshly

squeezed prickly pear juice on a Sonoran Desert morning.

Chance, would you like some?

Aw, come on.

Mark, how about you?

Dude, I'll squeeze it right into your mouth for you.

Look at that.

Aw, are you guys sure?

Why not?

Dude, that-- that sock's been on your foot all morning.

Nope.

That's fair to say. The sock--

That's gross.

The sock has been on my foot for a while.

I don't even know if I would do it with my own sock.

Mm.

I'll take your word for it.

It looks, uh, looks purple.

Well, and here's the trick.

You know what my mouth is not full of right now?

Spines.

There are no glochids in my mouth.

There are no seeds.

I was rather careless in how I squeezed this juice out,

and I actually did that on purpose.

I probably could have done a better job of not

getting it all over my clothes.

And I know you're saying to yourselves right now,

Coyote, your tan colored shirt that

helps you blend into the desert environment

has been dyed purple!

You look like a ravenous vampire.

Actually, one common misconception

is that the prickly pear fruit stains.

All I need to do is take the shirt inside, throw it

in the washing machine, and it's going to come out like it was

brand new, believe it or not.

And all this dye is going to wash right out of my hands

with just a little soap and water.

Mm, but it is so good.

A little bit more.

Ah!

I'm gonna head inside right now, jump in the shower,

and throw these guys into the washing machine.

And the next time you see me in this outfit,

it's gonna be totally free of prickly pear juice.

I'm Coyote Peterson.

Be brave, stay wild.

We'll see on the next location.

Ooh!

What a breakfast.

Oh, it hit me.

That was real bad.

That's a bad bite.

That's a bad bite.

That was a bad bite.

Brain freeze!

Ugh!

Don't make me laugh.

It makes it worse!

Ugh!

So cold!

He thinks he's picking up his lunch.

That's not gonna be his lunch.

And there it is.

Is that it?

Yup.

Original, glorious SPAM.

Look at that sandwich.

Looks delicious, don't you think?

Eh.

Not so much.

I wouldn't mind Hawaiian ice.

All right.

So easy access, peel it up, and a little snack for Coyote.

Got to have his lunch. Right?

Yeah.

You know, he's got to eat meat before he could have a dessert.

I agree.

All right, let's go.

All right.

All right, guys.

So Hawaii is famous for several different foods,

but nothing more famous than Hawaiian shaved ice.

So today what I'm gonna do is try

to eat as many cups of shaved ice as I possibly can.

Hope you guys ready for the brain freeze challenge.

Oh, look at these guys.

Don't feed the chickens.

So, right now, Mark and Mario are ordering

my first wave of shaved ice.

This is actually one eating challenge

that I'm looking forward to.

I absolutely love Hawaiian shaved ice.

Uh-oh.

Here it comes.

Oh, the first two.

Here we go.

We have The Local--

The Local. - OK.

- Strawberry, blue vanilla, leafy white--

- OK. - in a snow cup.

And Pina Colada is pineapple, coconut, and snow cup.

Thank you.

All right.

First two, here we go.

Wow.

Those look incredible. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on.

Wait a second, Coyote. What?

You're not-- Those are for us.

Third one.

Oh, this one's mine.

This is a Bomb.

Oh, The Bomb.

Cherry on top, root beer and snow cup.

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.

No, no, no, no. Not yet.

Not yet. Not yet.

What do you mean, not yet?

You got to get shots of 'em first?

Mario and I had our lunch,

and you haven't eaten lunch yet.

This is my lunch. No.

This is dessert. - What?

Clearly-- clearly, this is a dessert.

I'd consider it lunch.

Um, how about that?

Yup.

Classic Hawaiian lunch.

You can't have your dessert until you eat your meat.

Right?

SPAM?

Yup.

Glorious SPAM?

Actually, I did know that this is one of the most famous foods

here in Hawaii.

Look at this little SPAM man inside of the can.

Yeah.

You guys really want me to eat SPAM

before I eat the shaved ice. Yup.

Well, we're gonna eat these.

Well, what if I puke from eating this?

Uh, I don't think you're gonna puke, man.

It's-- it's a--

You have to cook it, though, don't you?

No, no. You can eat it raw.

But it's a Hawaiian delicacy, just like pineapple.

But it tastes like meat.

Let's go ahead and open this up.

OK.

Let's take a look at it.

Oh, yeah. - Ooh.

I don't know about this, guys.

That looks like a lunch.

Yeah.

Holy--

Oh, my gosh.

No.

I'm not eating this. All right.

Well, our Hawaiian ice is melting, so--

Yeah, man. Hurry up.

Ugh.

Wolf it down, man.

We got melting ice here. Eat.

Eat. Eat.

Pretty sure you're supposed to cook this.

Eat. Eat.

Eat.

Come on.

Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna sample this later.

Mm.

Mm. No.

No. No.

Let me-- let me see. How does it taste, Mark?

Mm.

Good? - Pineapple.

Oh, yeah.

This is awfully greasy.

It's like salty Vaseline.

Mm.

Nope.

That's for me.

Mm.

How does that taste, Mario?

Oh, good.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Ugh.

Come on.

You're not gonna-- at this rate, you're not getting any ice.

Yeah. It's going to melt, so--

it's--

Ugh.

It's only a proper test, um--

Ugh.

Is it salty?

Ugh.

All right.

If you take one giant bite, I'll let you have some Hawaiian ice.

One big bite?

One big bite, and I'll let you start this one.

So, see, there's your reward right there.

One massive, Hawaiian-sized bite of SPAM.

Come on.

Get it down.

Oh, no.

Mario, he couldn't eat the SPAM.

What happened, Mario?

Coyote just doesn't have the stomach.

I puked on the GoPro.

All right. Good effort.

Good effort.

So you don't like SPAM.

This wasn't supposed to be a puke video, guys.

So what's-- this one's called The Bomb.

This one is The Bomb.

Or Da Bomb.

Mm.

So much better than SPAM.

Ah, that's good.

Mm!

My chest!

You having a heart attack?

It's freezing up.

Is this the SPAM?

Mm.

Mm.

Anybody getting brain freeze yet?

Uh-uh.

My chest is getting freezed.

Chest freeze.

I think that's from the SPAM, Mario.

A little too much sodium for you, buddy?

I think he's having a sodium heart attack.

How about your teeth?

Do your teeth hurt?

No.

Ha.

Come on. Let's go.

All right.

I think if I take this down--

Brain freeze?

Woo, my teeth.

Nah.

It's just really cold.

I'm not getting the brain freeze yet.

No brain freeze?

We might have to wait around for that.

Not yet.

I think it's too hot out here for a brain freeze.

It is hot out here, really hot.

That's good.

All right.

I think we're ready for round two.

So which is this one?

That is mango, coconut, and guava.

Ooh, that's a good one.

This is lime, blue raspberry, and blueberry.

Ooh.

That looks like all you, Mario, 'cause the coconut

on top and everything.

Ooh, look at mine.

- This one's Rainbow. - Rainbow.

I get the rainbow.

It's like the Hawaiian rainbow.

Look at that.

Awesome.

So whoever finishes their Hawaiian ice first doesn't

have to eat a bite of SPAM. - OK.

I like that game. You like that?

Yeah. Ready?

One, two, three.

Oh, this one's a lot harder.

Oh, man.

This is cold.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Really good.

I'm just gonna--

I'm just gonna eat it.

Good tactic.

Ugh.

Oh, man.

Uh-oh.

You got brain freeze?

Something's happening.

Now, brain freeze is caused by all

of the arteries that surround the outside

of your brain contracting.

And they send signals to your brain that this is too cold.

You need to slow down now, or it's only going to get worse.

And, trust me, it does.

I feel it the most of my teeth,

though, and in your temples.

Oh, my face.

Teeth and the temples.

My face.

I can barely talk.

Oh!

I don't enjoy shaved ice anymore.

Ha!

How we doing?

How we doing?

I'm halfway.

Can't feel my lips.

Now, actually the way to cure brain freeze

is actually just press your tongue up

against the roof of your mouth.

And the warmth from your tongue will warm up

all of the blood vessels and capillaries,

and will cause them to relax.

Hey, guys, look over there.

Look at that dog.

Hey.

No cheating.

That's was a dirty-- that was a dirty trick, Mario Aldecoa.

No cheating.

What are you guys talking about?

You got no proof.

Oh, it hit me.

That's real bad.

That was a bad bite.

That was a bad bite.

That was a bad bite.

Bad freeze!

Ugh!

Stop making me laugh.

It makes it worse.

So cold.

I'm about to go for another rush.

Ready?

I got to power up.

Mark won.

Look at that.

Put 'em to shame.

Put them to absolute SPAM shame.

You're just, like, turning into a spider monkey.

So cold!

I don't know what's happening.

What is this?

You should see your lips.

Mario, you still have to finish your food.

I can't.

You can do it.

You're gonna have to eat SPAM, bro.

Finished.

Oh, my gosh.

Man, my stomach is freezing.

Ugh.

You know, I know a way to warm it up.

No.

I ain't eating SPAM.

Oh, yeah.

You lost.

No, I didn't.

He didn't finish his. No.

Only the winner doesn't have to eat SPAM.

The two losers eat SPAM.

I ain't eating no more SPAM.

You're gonna have to eat a little bite of SPAM.

That was the deal. A bet's a bet.

All this is coming back up. A bet's a bet.

You guys want to see a-- what a rainbow-- what

a rainbow waterfall looks like? Yeah, see?

Just a little.

That counts.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Your turn.

It's about to be a rainbow waterfall.

All right.

Hope you guys are ready for this.

Oh, no.

Here.

Wash it down with this.

I swallowed it. Here.

Put that-- put that in.

Wash it down with that.

That is a rainbow SPAM.

I don't think I can eat any more shaved ice.

Nah.

See, this whole trip we would finish a shoot

and Coyote would be like, let's go get shaved ice.

Now you've got it, man.

You got all the shaved ice you can have.

We got one more round, don't we?

Yup. One more round.

One more round.

All right, guys.

TV time out.

One more round coming.

Ooh.

Lilikoi and coconut.

And then a Caffeine Monkey, coffee and banana.

Caffeine Monkey?

Mm.

Mario?

All right.

I think I'm out of this round.

It's-- - What?

- you and Coyote. - No.

There's one more coming out. - No.

I think that's it. - No, no, no.

There's definitely one more. - No, no, no.

I think there's one more coming.

These are the organic ones, man.

- Yeah. - These have all the fruits.

This is, like, the healthy side. - Mm.

- Got to have these. - Smells good.

- Yeah. - Smells really good.

Mm. Mm.

Yeah.

Mario seems to think that he's not gonna be getting one.

But I think he is sorely mistaken.

Try this, with mango.

Ooh.

Mango, yeah.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Look at that one.

Oh, man.

I feel like my teeth hurt.

Mm.

This one has caffeine in it, so it's giving me,

like, a caffeine rush, too.

Ugh.

Mario, I want to try some of yours.

The think Coyote got a major brain freeze.

Ooh, I got ice cream in mine.

What's this?

What's this?

I have ice cream.

- You have ice cream? - Mm-hmm.

That's gonna to make it harder for you to eat.

Oh, no. I have ice cream, too.

Oh, no!

No.

This one's actually really good.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

Ooh.

That's really cold.

Oh, my head hurts so bad right now.

It's frozen

That's pretty good.

Mine is, too.

I'm trying to enjoy mine.

Mario, you didn't finish yours.

Get back down there.

Look who I'm sitting next to, man.

Can't we just leave him to--

Delicious.

- his-- his mess here.

Mario.

Woo!

Ah!

That's a lot of shaved ice, guys.

And I can tell you this much.

If you're gonna eat shaved ice, just take your time

and you won't have to worry about brain freeze.

I'm Coyote Peterson.

Be brave, stay wild.

We'll see you on the next location.

Can brain freeze kill you?

No, it can't.