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Hey, Coyote.

Yeah?

Come here.

Tell me what this fruit smells like.

Sweet.

What are those? Smell that fruit.

Jennifer, what is this?

It's called noni! - Noni?

Smell that.

Oh, god!

What is that?

You can eat it.

It's noni, and it's very healthy.

It's good for you.

People eat that? No!

It's good for you.

That is not good for you.

I think Coyote needs to eat a noni fruit.

- No, I'm not eating that. - What do you think, Mario?

Yeah. - Mario, do you think so?

As long as it's not me.

Sure.

Coyote.

No, I'm not eating that.

All right, I'm gonna pick one for you.

Ready?

I'm not eating it.

I challenge you to eat one.

Oh!

Go!

Come on, swallow, swallow, swallow.

Oh my god!

What's wrong, Coyote?

I don't want to eat this fruit.

I don't want to eat this fruit.

Like, you guys have no idea how bad it smells.

And the minute I smelled it, I gagged.

And then Jennifer said, you can eat it.

And I'm like, maybe you could, but I don't want to.

And then she kind of went off on this tangent

about how it's healthy and that, you know,

she's going to eat it.

And if she's going to eat it, I've got to eat it.

Now, here we are, a few minutes away from eating a puke fruit,

or whatever it's called.

You're already sitting here.

This is ridiculous.

This is the most absurd thing I've ever done "On Location."

So right now, we are at Kids Saving the Rainforest

here in Costa Rica, talking about conservation

and education.

And we're out there in the field, and Mark says,

hey, come smell this fruit.

Now, oftentimes, I think, oh, it's a fruit.

It may not be the prettiest fruit,

but it probably smells pretty good.

It's fruit, right?

People eat fruit.

Yell out to you, oh, Jennifer, can you eat these things?

I take a whiff of it, and it is rancid.

And what is it called?

Noni.

Noni.

So, Jennifer, tell us about this fruit.

What's to know about the noni fruit?

Well, the reason we want to eat this is it's

very healthy for you.

Nobody wants to eat this.

Look in any health food

store, and you will see noni drink.

And we're getting the natural that we

just picked off the tree.

And it's very good for everything, diabetes, heart,

you name it.

So we're going to get you nice and healthy today.

Yeah, it's good for you, man.

Is there anything healthy about throwing up?

Because honestly, guys, that is what's going to happen.

I have a squeamish stomach.

I can take bullet ant stings, snapping

turtle bites, not a problem.

But when it comes to, like--

nauseous things-- I gagged when I smelled it.

Here, I'm going to pick up a piece

and show it to the camera.

Oh, it's squishy.

Oh, it's like falling apart in my fingers.

It's kind of like a giant grub.

Look at that.

Why does it look like a grub when it's a fruit?

Like, nothing about this says, eat me, I'm healthy.

Who is the first person that would

have ever thought to put something

this stinky in their mouths?

Just--

Do you smell that?

What's it smell like?

Can you describe the smell?

It's like milk has been sitting

in the sun for several days.

You poured that milk into a rubber boot.

You stepped in dog poop.

Put your foot into the boot with the rancid milk.

And then, you walked around in the jungle for an hour.

You poured that out into some sort of a balloon,

and then you said, eat it.

Imagine that.

And this is healthy.

Mhm.

That sounds completely made up.

You're just squishing it up with your fingers!

What is the matter with you?

That is so-- oh, my gosh!

I'm getting a waft of it.

Oh!

You've eaten this before?

I'm just checking for worm.

Worms!

Oh!

All right, so how do we do this?

Do I just bite into this like it's a puke potato or whatever?

Like, I'm going to throw up.

You need to-- what do you call it, puke fruit?

It's a puke fruit.

You call it a noni.

I call it a puke fruit or a puke potato.

You choose.

Either way, you guys are about to see my lunch

come back up into a bucket.

So where's the bucket at?

It's right here.

So you're not kidding.

You think you're really going to lose it.

If I can even manage to get it in my mouth

and chew it for a couple of seconds,

I will be very proud of myself.

This-- huh.

This is easier to get stung by a bullet ant.

I'm not even kidding.

All right.

All right, just for good measure,

because I know you guys all want to hear it,

I'm Coyote Peterson.

And I'm about to enter the puke zone with the puke fruit.

I can't believe this.

All right, my heart's racing.

One, two, three.

You got to swallow it.

You got it swallow it. No.

Bite it, bite it.

Good [inaudible].

I got two bites!

No, you got to get No, [inaudible]!!

You have to swallow at least one bite.

Oh, I can't do it!

You've got to swallow at least one bite.

No, keep going, keep going!

You're doing good.

OK, no.

You've got this.

You've got this.

One-- we got to swallow it.

At least a little bite, a mini-bite, a mini-bite.

That's not a mini-bite.

Come on.

Go!

Come on, swallow, swallow, swallow.

Uh oh.

Jennifer, how's yours?

Just as bad as his, I hate to say.

I thought I could win, and I don't think I'm winning.

No, you're winning.

You're actually eating yours. - Mhm.

Oh, god!

OK, let's-- the aftermath.

And swallowing it.

But it's not easy.

Oh, my god!

Wow.

That's the real stuff!

Oh, god!

That's the real stuff!

You all right, buddy?

Do you feel healthy?

I told you this was going to happen!

Do you feel healthy?

I think all the fried foods have come out.

Well, guys, I think it's safe to say that I failed

the puke fruit challenge.

Did you even eat any of it?

Oh, yeah.

She's halfway through hers.

You want to see a real man?

Oh, my goodness!

Show him! Let's see it.

Oh!

All right, all's fair, all's fair.

I'm going to try some.

Are you really?

Yeah, give me some.

Be careful. I mean, he's serious.

There's no worms in this, right?

No, no, no, there's none.

Here, somebody hold this.

Someone needs to hold the camera.

Oh, my god.

And there's the puke bowl.

Good for you, Mark.

Oh, god.

It's really bad.

Swallow it, swallow it, swallow it.

Oh, it's really bad!

It's really bad!

Told you.

Oh! Ugh!

Oh!

[inaudible].

Oh!

Oh, my goodness.

It's like bad cheese.

Yeah, worse than that.

All right, Coyote, that was awful.

I'll agree. Bad.

It's not a good fruit.

I think it's safe to say that--

Ew!

- the puke fruit--

Ugh!

Oh, oh!

- definitely lives up to its name.

Jennifer, you won that one.

I'm Coyote Peterson.

Be brave.

Stay wild.

We'll see on the next location.

Oh, that was so gross!

He just put his hand--

It looks like old cheese, old cream cheese.

I'm almost positive it's going to make me puke.

Oh, ho, ho!

Is that thing rolling?

Yes.

Well, guys, it's our day off.

And we're going to take on another one of those gross test

challenges from the audience.

You want to see Coyote Peterson try a durian fruit.

And Mario and I were actually talking about this.

And we knew we were going to be down here in Florida

on production, and Mario thought he knew of a place

to find them.

Mario, what happened?

I thought this big gnarly fruit that has, like,

spikes, I thought that was the durian fruit.

What I found was jackfruit.

And so I was like, Mark, Coyote, I got the durian fruit.

And we go to the location, and, uh, it's not durian fruit.

No.

So Mark found some durian fruit.

It turns out there is a botanical garden here in Miami,

Florida, that has durian trees.

So right now, we are on our way to the Fairchild Botanical

Garden to hopefully find ourselves a durian fruit,

so Coyote, our dear friend here, can try out

another gross test challenge.

If we find a durian fruit, I guess we're going to buy one,

and then we're going to take it back to our house,

and we're going to try it out.

That guy's got a sweet motorcycle.

Mario, do you know where the durian trees are?

Nope.

I'm going to go get a shot of the front sign,

so you guys know where we are.

Well, there's your establishing shot.

Oh, it's stinging you!

Wow.

83 acres.

Wow.

This place is huge.

Where's the durian tree?

I have no idea.

We've got to find a staff member to help us out.

You guys didn't think this out very well, did you?

Maybe we'll never find that fruit,

and I won't have to eat it.

Maybe this guy knows where it is.

Look at this.

Edible garden.

Durians founded.

It doesn't appear to have any fruit.

Do you see any fruits?

I do not see any fruits.

Let's see.

So we have found a durian tree.

Pretty cool.

It's actually losing a lot of leaves right now.

So I'm wondering if we are a little late to find the fruit

because I see no fruit on this tree, no fruit on the ground.

Looks like you guys have been foiled.

All right, guys, let's get some lunch.

Chinese?

Let's do it!

Lucky.

So-- Lucky's?

Fried rice?

Yeah, fried rice.

You go ahead.

We'll catch up.

So, Mario, little does, uh, Coyote know,

Lucky's is the name of the oriental market

that has durian fruit, so he's in for a surprise.

That's good, that's good.

Day's not over yet.

Well, Coyote, you know the old saying,

I've got good news and bad news?

Yup.

Well, I've got some good news for the audience,

but I just got bad news for you.

The, uh, Lucky oriental place we're going

is not a Chinese food restaurant.

This is a mart.

Yeah, and I have more bad news.

I already called ahead.

They have durian fruit.

I had a feeling that this was going to happen.

You got them?

Mario's got something.

Oh, ho, ho, ho!

Oh, it's--

Look at that thing.

- That's a durian fruit? - That's durian.

Oh, man.

That's crazy.

I guess we're going to go through with this.

Just one durian fruit, please.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

All right.

Yes!

So much for your Chinese dinner.

That's a 10-pound fruit!

You got to eat all of that.

Well, that lady in there said they're actually pretty good.

Robert Is Here.

This is one of the most famous fruit markets

in the entire United States.

And this is where Mario thought he found the durian fruit.

He did not.

He saw jackfruit.

And for the sake of this video, because we mentioned jackfruit

earlier, we thought it would be a good idea

to come here and pick up a jackfruit

so we can compare it to the durian fruit.

And let's tell everyone the real reason why we're here.

We're here for the milkshakes.

The milkshakes are amazing.

Yep.

All right, Mario, lead us to the jackfruit.

Oh!

This is what I thought was durian.

You can totally-- you know, Mario, I totally

see how you can confuse this. - Yeah.

Look at this color here.

It's all--

Yeah. How many pounds?

What's your guess?

I'm going to say 16.

15.

- 13. - 13

13, all right.

This stuff is really good.

I love that stuff.

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Try that.

Mm! Yep.

That's good.

Our batteries ran out on our gimbal.

We're almost back to our house.

Aw.

These are coming with me.

All right.

I'd say that's a successful trip today.

We got both of the fruits we were after.

The durian and the jackfruit.

Time to chop these bad boys open and see if one of them

makes me puke.

OK, here we go.

OK, I'm going to flip it over.

You could do it, Coyote!

Wow.

It is tough!

Ah!

OK, now, they said--

you see this?

This is the stem right in the middle there.

And that's where all that sap is getting all over my fingers.

Now, the fruit is this actual yellow stuff.

So I'm going to carve out the stem.

OK, and this then is the fruit.

Oh!

Wow!

Hold on.

I can't imagine who would really want

to work this hard for a little piece of fruit like that, but--

oh.

Really sweet.

It's like-- mm.

You can't even chew it up.

It's like gum.

Wow.

Good!

Well, we've learned something here.

The jackfruit passes the gross test.

This is actually delicious.

Now, if you're willing to work this hard

and get completely sticky to get into this fruit,

you have a chewy surprise on the inside.

Now, I know what you guys have been waiting for.

So without further ado--

Do we need to take a TV time-out to wash your hands?

Ah!

It's so sticky!

Look.

Ah!

That's actually really pretty cool.

All right, so what we've learned is that the jackfruit

is incredibly sticky.

I think they told us to wear gloves,

now that I remember.

I wasn't told that.

Oops.

Mario, didn't you hear that?

Yeah.

That was, like, the main rule.

I thought it was just put cardboard on the table.

OK, well, we'll have to go to the internet

to find out how to actually remove

this sticky stuff off my hands.

But I know what you guys are interested in is

seeing if the durian fruit--

Boom.

- will make me puke.

I'm going to try to start right on this part that's already--

kind of reminds of getting into the coconut.

Oh!

Is it bad?

Oh, it stinks!

Actually, I have a stuffy nose and I think I can smell it.

Really? - Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

It stinks.

There's like something hard in there.

This one side is a lot--

Man, it's really hard to open this up.

No wonder you're not common.

Oh, here we go.

Oh.

Is that the fruit?

That's the stuff you're looking for.

Oh.

Oh!

Oh, it stinks!

Oh, goodness!

Mario!

There's a seed in there.

So probably don't eat that.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm getting really nauseous.

Do you see me sweating?

Yeah.

It's really cold because it was in that refrigerator.

That's probably going to help you.

Oh!

I think you should

and put it in your mouth.

It looks like old cheese, right?

Old cream cheese.

I'm almost positive it's going to make me puke.

OK, well, I think it's that time.

I know you guys all want to hear it.

I'm Coyote Peterson, and I'm about to enter the puke zone

with the durian fruit.

You guys ready?

Oh!

1, ugh, 2, here we go, 3.

Get it down!

Get it down!

Oh, come on.

I'm trying. You can do it.

One more, one more.

Better than the noni.

Better than the noni.

Think about bananas.

The texture is just atrocious.

Bananas.

It's like a stinky banana.

It's fine.

Oh.

Doh, here comes the jackfruit!

I think you got get a little down.

I can't get it down, man.

You can do it.

Oh, the texture is just like rotting cheese,

old rotten cheese!

You could do this.

You can do this.

I swallowed a little bit.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, ho, ho!

Ew!

No more.

I think you got some vomit on my lens.

I think you did!

Well, I think what we've learned

is that the jackfruit smells and really tastes pretty good,

but it's extremely sticky.

And when it comes to the durian, it's

somewhere between rotten cheese and doggy diarrhea.

I'm Coyote Peterson.

Be brave.

Stay wild.

Ugh!

Oh, ho, ho, ho!

We'll see you on the next location.

Oh!

I got to wash my mouth out.

Dude, you should try some now.

You guys did this to me.

Mario?

It's only fair, man.

Yeah, it's only fair, Mark.

As the director, right?

What? Whoa!

What about you?

Uh, no, I'm sick.

I got to pass on this one.

But, uh, yeah. Convenient.

It's only fair. All right.

Come on, man.

I did not touch any of that with puke hand.

Just put that whole thing in your mouth and chew it up.

All right.

It's kind of like a beef jerky flavor.

Oh!

It's like bad onions, man.

Really?

You swallowed it!

You swallowed it?

You swallowed it!

Dude!

Victory!

Ah!

The noni is worse.

The noni is--

there's no question about it.

Noni is worse.

1000%, the noni is way, way worse.

Swallow it, swallow it.

Swallow it.