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Why is he texting me back?

This bed is huge.

Yeah, it's my bed.

You shouldn't even be in it right now.

And don't get any ideas you're sleeping on the couch.

Yeah, but why?

Like, look how big this bed is. You could fit like four people in this bed.

bed's huge. Look, it goes from all the way over here.

Yeah, maybe like four people that I want to... share a bed with but i'm not

sharing a bed with my little stepbrother that's so weird june wouldn't even

notice me if i slept like i would notice you i noticed when you breathe when

you're breathing yeah see oh my god there you go again being annoying

you're not sleeping in here okay fine yeah no whatever i'll sleep on the couch

don't care i'm just i'm just saying like if you would if you were like a good

big sister you'd be like yeah of course you can sleep in the bed It's not a big

deal. It's about as huge as a double king -sized bed.

Well, maybe if you were a good little brother, you wouldn't be so annoying and

that I'd actually let you sleep in bed.

It's your fault why you're not in here. And you already agreed to the couch.

Please, when you sleep out there, don't be weird to my friend.

Don't check her out or hit on her or flirt with her.

Because she paid for the Airbnb.

Don't piss her off, please.

Okay, I won't.

I don't even know why you're here.

You don't even like the beach.

Yeah, no, I don't. It's stupid.

Yeah, I don't know why you'd come on this vacation.

Well, because, like, there's, like, hot girls in Miami. Like, maybe I can, like,

you know, like, meet one and something. And, like, they're down here making bad

decisions, so they might want to hang out with me, too.

Yeah, that would be a bad decision on their part.

Seriously, I don't understand why I had to bring you. Did you, like, beg Mom or

something? Because she said I couldn't go unless I brought you.

Yeah.

Are you serious?

Yeah. I haven't done anything in a while. I wanted to just, like, do

Do what? Do what? I don't know.

Ruin my time. Yeah. Block me on vacation.

Yeah.

God, you're so annoying.

Seriously, I can't put... Oh, my God, he texted me back.

Okay, I have to go. I have to get changed.

I'm going to meet the friend on the beach, so... Get out.

What's he look like?

Nothing like you, thank God. Get out. I have to change.

Why? What do you mean, why?

I just want to look. I don't trust you.

Why? You're gross. I'm like, look at you.

I'm gross.

Look at you.

I'm a handsome young man.

No peeking. I'm not. God, relax.

That's weird.

I'm not.

I can't believe our families got married together.

You better not be peeking back there. I'm not.

I will never let you live it down. Seriously.

I find out.

Are you done yet?

No. Just wait.

Geez. Girls have things like straps.

You would know that if you, like, actually had a girlfriend.

If girls actually wanted to, like, hang out with you, then you would realize

that all these things take time.

But you don't.

Because you probably annoy them too.

I don't even want a girlfriend. I'm trying to get tied down.

You're not trying to get tied down. Yeah, sure. Let's pretend it's your

why you don't have a girlfriend.

I can have a girlfriend any time I want. If I want to do that. Oh, yeah, sure.

Have you even had a girlfriend ever?

It's none of your business, to be honest.

So that's a no.

Obviously.

Okay, I'm decent now. You can look or whatever.

Okay. Do you think there's too much shorts with this? Is this too funny?

Should I just go? Like, is that too much, do you think?

Probably. But, I mean, it's Miami. Who cares?

Should I put shorts back on or something?

I don't know.

No? Who cares?

I care.

I care about, like, how I look.

I mean, you look good.

Like, for my big sister, I guess. Like, you look alright.

Sister, whatever.

Okay, so...

I don't even know why I'm asking you. Honestly, well, you're still a guy.

Okay, if you saw me, like, would you want me to have shorts on? Like, do you

feel like that would be, like, kind of cuter for the outfit, you know?

Should I just go like this? I don't want to, like, you know, lay it on too

thick. Oh, yeah, I mean, maybe shorts on.

Okay.

No, just, like, leave the top so he can, you know, see what he's wearing.

Okay.

Yeah, that looks good.

well do you want to come no thank god phew that

was a close one you took so long to answer that one so um i guess i'm gonna

then and you shouldn't be in the bed or even in my room so when i get

back okay i'm just gonna like take a nap or something not in my bed Yeah.

Seriously, I don't want your boy germs everywhere.

Okay. No, I'll go hang on the couch or whatever.

Okay. And no pay -per -view or anything.

Okay.

Have fun.

Yeah, I will.

What?

What?

No.

Stop.

No, I'm not.

What are you doing in here? I told you not to be in here.

I took a nap.

Yeah, I can see that. That couch is like bricks.

Who cares? That is your bed. This is mine.

Do I need to say it slower?

Why are you in here?

This bed is huge. Would you stop?

I just want to sleep.

It's so annoying.

I need to take a nap. Why are you in here?

Take a nap then. I'm not going to bother you.

You woke me up. You could have just taken a nap while I was asleep. Just go.

I had a terrible day. I just want to get home and just fucking sleep.

Seriously, I've been out in the sun all day. I'm tired.

Oh, the guy probably didn't like your personality.

No, he was a fucking asshole, actually, before I even really got to say hi.

Damn.

Fucking sucked.

And I don't know what I'm going to do.

I'm supposed to have, like, a discipline, but now I have nothing.

I'm so frustrated. And now it's even worse because you're still in my bed.

Seriously, can you just go so I can take a nap?

Take a nap.

Oh my God. Just pick it up. Get out of here. Listen, I'm your big sister. You

need to listen to me. So get out.

No.

You're so annoying.

Oh my God. You can't make me. I'm fucking fine.

Fine.

Whatever.

That is big enough.

I'm going to lay over here and take a nap.

Okay. And you are not going to move.

Not going to make a peep. Do you understand me?

Yeah. I swear I'll put my cold feet on you. I'm not doing anything.

That's huge. I'm just going to go back to sleep.

Fine.

I only sleep naked.

Wow. I can't sleep with clothes on.

Who's there with their clothes on? That's so weird.

You have no room to judge me.

You're naked too.

Just stay over there.

Don't look.

Don't breathe.

Don't make a sound.

Okay, fine, I won't.

Leave me alone. I'm not doing anything, okay?

What are you doing?

I'm not.

What kind of food do you want to get later?

What? What kind of food should we get later?

I don't know.

Is now the time that you want to discuss food?

Seriously?

Okay, I'll leave you alone.

Are you jerking off?

No.

That's gross.

Why are you jerking off?

Sounded like it.

I'm not.

Weird.

I'm hearing something.

It's probably because you're... What am I hearing?

Nothing.

What are you doing? Why is your arm moving like that?

I have an itch.

Why is your hand on there?

I have an itch.

I'm not jerking off.

I'm going to lay this way. I don't trust you.

I caught you. No.

No, yeah, there was movement.

No. Are you jerking off? That is so gross. What is wrong with you?

I'm not jerking off.

I'm in your bed. You're in my bed.

You're in bed with your sister.

Are you, you're seriously jerking off?

Mm -mm. That is so gross.

No. I'm totally telling mom.

No, tell mom what you're doing.

I won't tell mom.

I don't have to tell mom. You're being weird. Because first of all, not only

you doing it, but you're lying.

You know what? I won't tell mom if you tell her the truth.

You didn't like to confess?

Maybe I was for a second or something.

Oh my god, it's so gross. What is wrong with you? Stop it.

Stop. Seriously.

I'm serious.

Okay.

Here.

Oh my god, you're totally jerking off your little dick again.

Little dick?

Yes, your tiny little dick, your annoying little dick.

Seriously, can you stop?

First off, it's big, okay?

Yeah, right, like you're single because it's your choice, just like that.

What is that?

It's big, okay.

It's probably not even small, it's probably like literally a micro -penis,

because that's the energy that you give off.

It's not.

It's probably like an inch.

It's actually like pretty fat and like pretty big.

I don't believe you.

Okay, whatever.

I'm telling you, it's not small.

Not a micro penis.

Then prove it.

What? Prove it. Let me see.

I will.

Oh.

Oh my god, why do you have a big dick?

See, it's like pretty decent size.

Okay, can you stop doing that while I'm looking at it?

This is... Yeah, this is an issue. Why does my little brother have a big dick?

My balls are big, too, I think.

Okay. Okay, you've proved your point.

You're kidding.

I wasn't even jerking off to you or anything. I'm just, like, horny. I just

horny sometimes, you know?

I know, like, guys just randomly get horny, but seriously, you're in bed with

your sister.

You don't think that's, like...

Maybe I shouldn't do this right now.

Oh, yeah, but, like, it was just, like, bothering me, so I just figured I'd,

like, crank one off real quick. No, no, no. And, like, not bother you about it.

No, no, enough. Hey, stop, stop.

Ow. Enough cranking. Stop.

No, there'd be no cranking in this bed.

You're almost done.

What do you mean you're almost? And where were you planning to finish?

Just, like, almost, like...

On my bed?

Are you fucking kidding me? Well, like on my belly or something.

And then it would roll onto the bed.

I mean, maybe. Do you not have any decency?

Sorry.

You're so gross. I don't even want to think about your bed at home.

Okay, stop.

I'm going to go take a nap.

Okay, I'll stop. My God.

Jesus.

What are you doing?

What do you mean? Nothing.

So look what I'm doing. You're doing something.

I'm not doing anything.

Okay.

What would I be doing? Playing chess?

I don't know.

Stop looking at me. Okay.

You were touching yourself.

No, I'm not.

You were.

You can't prove anything.

Your hand down there by your pussy.

That's just how I sleep. I like... I'm like, this looks like I'm in a coffin

sometimes. I don't know.

Okay, okay, fine.

I just haven't seen a dick that big before.

What? All my exes have been kind of small.

Really?

Yeah, really.

I was a little enticing and I got a little horny and I didn't get to have

today because this guy sucked.

So, sue me.

It's not like I was touching you or anything.

No.

You know, like, you should just, like, keep doing it, maybe.

What do you mean, keep doing it?

Well, like, I kind of, like, my dick kind of made you horny, right?

Yeah, and stop saying my dick. That's so weird.

Stop saying my dick. It's just a dick.

Okay, well. It's very big.

What if we just both, we just both kind of just jerk off and, like, maybe look

at each other?

And it's not even really weird when you think about it. We're not doing

anything. How is that not weird?

Because we're not, like, doing anything.

And, like, we just don't tell anybody.

You promise to tell anyone?

I swear.

Okay, but don't touch me. I won't.

I'm going to touch you if you're, like, cute.

Boobs are like really big.

You've seen them before. I don't know why you're acting so surprised.

Yeah. Did you think that I didn't see you when I was getting dressed?

I don't. Like accidentally seen them before.

Accidentally. Yeah.

You were accidentally peeking when I was getting dressed? Yeah.

Did you have to say that?

I'm just saying. I don't know.

Sorry.

Just stay over there.

Okay.

I'm only looking at one thing right now. Okay.

I just feel like it would fit inside your pussy really nice.

Why would you say that?

Why would you say that?

You can't do that. Seriously.

That's weird.

What if I just, like, put it in from, like, behind, and you could pretend it's

somebody else doing it?

You don't have to, like, look at me.

And then... Wouldn't that be weird, though?

Yeah, but not really.

You're saying, yeah, and not really in the same sentence.

Um... Okay, okay, fine.

Fine.

Do not talk too much, because I don't want to hear your voice.

I'm going to think about something else.

Okay? Okay.

Hmm.

All that sex work.

Oh my god, stop saying that. Sorry.

Fuck, you're probably the biggest knife.

You should put it in your mouth, baby, if you want to.

Put it in my mouth?

Go vacation.

Shut up.

Oh,

my

God.

Do you like my balls?

Mm -hmm.

Why do you know about that?

Don't tell me. Never mind.

okay but i'm gonna face away so i don't have to look at you oh come on okay fine

but don't make eye contact

I can't believe it

Yep, yep, yep, yep.

Oh, fuck.

Don't tell me my little brother likes feet.

A little bit.

Oh,

it's so good. It's so weird.

I know.

I think we're both weird. Yeah, sure.

I just smell my feet.

deep inside my typhus oh

my

god

yes that is stretching me out so good

to stir up my soul so you fuck me.

That's where you think it's at.

Oh, it makes me in a heart.

Like your feet.

You're my brother. Don't be stupid.

Okay, yeah, sorry.

Oh, my God.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Cover my glasses. Fuck.

Oh my god, you started it. Are you joking?

Yeah, sorry.

And you don't tell anyone. I swear I don't. Pinky promise.