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Oh, baby, you are great.
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Oh, that's fantastic.
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Oh, I'm glad you like it.
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Oh, you just really love to please,
don't you? Yes, I do.
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Oh, God, yeah.
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I hope this is feeling good.
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Oh, yes, it is. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, you're slaying me, baby. You're
slaying me.
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Oh, that's so good.
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Oh, good morning there.
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How are you doing?
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I don't know.
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I know. I'm pretty good.
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How are you?
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Great.
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Oh, she's good. This woman, you have
gifted hands.
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Thank you.
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Gifted hands.
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Listen,
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honey, why don't we...
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Finish this up upstairs, okay?
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I'll see you in a little room, all
right? Okay.
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All right, thank you.
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Oh, God.
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You know, I've made a lot of investments
in my life.
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That's the best investment I ever made.
Mail order, bride.
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God, quite amazing.
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You know, you've got to get yourself one
of them.
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Have you had sex?
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You need to have some experience.
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If you have sex and marry the first
woman that you have sex with and nobody
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else, that woman will lead you by the
nose for the rest of your life.
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When was the last time you saw a vagina?
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When you were being born?
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Come on, Dad.
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Oh, come on. Don't feel funny about me
talking to you like this.
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Fathers and sons are supposed to talk
about sex.
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Okay?
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Yeah. You know what?
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I'm going to have to give you a handjob.
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Come on, Dad. Yeah.
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Stop. Come on.
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She's a mail -order bride. It's not like
your real mother. It's not like
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ancestor or anything.
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You know, she wants to keep the family
happy. She wants to stay here.
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That's the beauty about these mail
-order brides. They come over. They have
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with you. They clean up the house. It's
perfect.
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All right?
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I don't know.
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I'll think about it. We'll think about
it. All right. Think about it a lot.
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There's no way that boy came out of my
loins.
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Honey? Oh, hi.
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How are you? Good. You are always busy
doing something here now.
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Oh, yes. I am a very lucky man, you know
that?
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Well, thank you.
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I wanted you to do me a little favor.
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Kind of a delicate kind of situation.
You know my son, right? He's a good
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-looking kid, isn't he? Yeah.
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You know he doesn't have any experience
at all with a lady?
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Really? You know experience?
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Yeah, he doesn't.
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Now, I know you want to keep me happy
and keep the family happy.
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If he doesn't get any experience, he's
just going to marry the first broad that
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just had sex with him and ruin him,
okay?
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So we want to... make sure that he gets
a little experience. So I thought maybe
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give him a little hand job or something,
you know. He's very, very shy.
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He needs a guiding hand, and you have
perfect hands for guiding.
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Could you do that for me?
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Yeah?
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Okay, for you.
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Yeah?
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Did I tell you I love you?
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Yes, I did.
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I'm going to buy you a nice coat or
something. Okay, or a card. Do you want
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new card? I'll buy you a new card. All
right.
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I'll give you up there somewhere, okay?
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Okay. Thank you, honey.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey. Hey, what's up?
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I'm good.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh, you seem a little tense.
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Yeah.
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What's going on?
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Oh, it's okay.
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Let me get you to relax a little.
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There you go.
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It's all right.
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Just relax.
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Why don't you come over here?
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Oh wow.
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Yeah.
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Whoa.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Thank you.
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Hmm.
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Woo -hoo!
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