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Al, come on down, it's time for work!
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Come on, honey.
I'm making you a nice, hot breakfast.
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Just listen to that bacon sizzle.
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Keep it hot, Peg.
I'll be down in a minute.
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Sure, I will.
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Peggy, I've got some great news.
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Two men came to our house--
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Al, I'm going over to Marcy's!
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They're gone now.
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- Al, Marcy's here.
- Nice try, Peg, but I'm still hungry.
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- Where's my breakfast?
- The dog ate it.
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I see he put the pots and pans away too.
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Al, I was just telling Peggy
about this great idea.
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You know that little hole
in your driveway?
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The one all the neighborhood children
splash and play in after it rains?
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These guys finished a major repaving
job a couple of blocks from here.
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And they offered to redo
both our driveways for only $500.
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Isn't that great?
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I don't know. I tried to get Al
to fix the driveway a long time ago.
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But his philosophy is...
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...Why improve a home you're
only gonna live in anyway?
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Al, can you think of a better way
to raise the value of your home...
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...And save a little money too?
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Sure. Pack your bags, hon.
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Look, they said we have to do this
right away or they'll be gone.
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And I think it's a great deal.
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What does Steve think?
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Well, he's in Buffalo at a meeting
of Tellers Against the Penny.
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Steve firmly believes that the
one-cent piece is a thing of the past.
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Well, I'm sure the feeling is mutual.
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Come on, Al, make a decision. These
guys are leaving the neighborhood.
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Of course they're leaving.
These guys are crooks.
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First, you gotta believe they just
happened to be around.
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And second, we have to believe
that two guys see Marcy...
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...And they're willing to come back.
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I mean, is there nothing so stupid
that some woman won't fall for it?
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I fell for you, sweetie.
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How could you marry
such a chauvinistic, sexist man?
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A dare.
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Look, I'm not sexist.
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I'm just saying women don't know nothing.
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Asphalt and finances
are male-oriented fields.
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And since Steve is as close
to a male as you have...
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...He should be in on the decision.
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I'll have you know
I have a degree in economics...
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...And work as a loan officer in a bank.
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So if anything, I am more qualified to
make financial decisions than you are.
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Well, as good as you bankers
may be at saying...
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... "We're sorry, Farmer Brown,
we're foreclosing. Go sell pencils"...
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...In this house, I'm the boss
and I make the financial decisions.
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Oh, and what a shrewd
financial decider he is too.
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Honey, tell her about the time...
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...You shrewdly decided
not to buy into that property...
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...That some sucker
built the Sears Tower on.
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Hey, don't forget, Peg...
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...The money we saved there allowed us
to buy that two-thirds acre...
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...On Lake Chicamocomico.
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It may not look like much now,
but when they figure out...
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...How to keep plants and animals alive
in there, it'll be quite a little paradise.
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I'll bet. But, Al, I know
a good thing when I see it too.
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Even without you, the deal is still
a good one, and I'm going to do it.
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Well, you are woman.
Go out and roar.
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I'm full.
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Peg, as usual, every day's Thanksgiving.
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I'm going to work.
Marce, I'll see you tonight.
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- What for?
- Well, after these guys rip you off...
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...You'll be back to tell me I was right.
Because I will be.
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You're that sure of yourself?
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Marcy, I'd bet
my retirement property on it...
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...If the Army didn't have it padlocked.
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Peggy, I cannot for the life of me
understand how you live with that man.
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Well, in Al's defense...
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...What with overtime,
television and the bathroom...
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...I really don't see him very much.
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See you later.
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Mom, big news down the block.
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The cops just arrested these two guys
trying to pull the old asphalt scam.
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- They what?
- Yeah, you know the one...
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...Where they offer to redo
your driveway real cheap...
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...But they just use oil, so when
it rains, it all washes away.
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You have to be a real feeb
to fall for that one.
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Who are you calling?
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Al's mother. I told him
I'd invite her for the summer...
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...The next time he was right
about anything.
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- Well, how do you think he'll take it?
- Take what?
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Hello?
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My having to tell Al he was right.
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You're not seriously
gonna do that, are you?
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Hello?
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Well, I have to. He's bound
to find out, if he hasn't already.
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Marcy, let me tell you something.
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Peggy, is that you--?
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In the 16 years
that I've been married to Al...
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...I've learned there are
certain things never to ask for.
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Never approach him for sex
during Wide World of Sports.
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Oh, unless women's gymnastics
are on. Then you got a shot.
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Never approach him for sex in the morning.
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He thinks that is just disgusting.
And never, ever tell him he's right.
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- Why?
- Because he's a man, Marcy.
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And the only thing uglier than a man
who thinks he's right is Al.
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Believe me, I know this from experience.
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Let me tell you a story.
A few years after we were married...
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...I told Al that I could hold up a fender
so he could fix the flat tire.
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He said, "No, let a man do it."
I said I could.
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So to make a long story short,
a man had to set his leg that night.
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But to this day, whenever I ask
Al to do something for me...
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...That he doesn't wanna do,
he lifts up that leg and says he can't...
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...And that it's my fault.
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The worst part about it is he's right.
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Marcy, don't let him lift his leg on you.
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Guess I'll see you tonight, Marce.
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What for?
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To tell me I was right.
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You're not seriously
gonna do that, are you?
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Tell me I was right. I was right.
I was right...
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Marcy, I'm back!
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Steve?
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I thought you weren't due back
till tomorrow night.
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I missed you.
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Sorry I didn't call.
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So you wanna fool around?
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Well, sure.
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I'm so glad to hear that.
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I haven't slept in 18 hours.
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Oh, Steve's not back yet and
you have those empty-bed blues, huh?
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Well, yes and no.
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- Peggy, do you ever dream?
- Why dream when I have all this?
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No, I mean, do you ever have dreams?
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Nightmares?
I had a real doozy last night.
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- What about?
- Al.
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Al? My Al?
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Yeah. See, I was asleep--
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Did he have feet?
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Beg pardon?
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It's funny. In my dreams,
Al never has any feet.
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Oh, well. Go on.
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Well, in my dream, Steve came in and
he asked me if I wanted to fool around.
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And when I said yes,
he turned and it was Al.
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My Al? Well, then what happened?
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- Nothing.
- Yep, sounds like my Al.
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I hope you're not upset, Peggy.
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About a dream? Don't be silly.
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Plus, if you dreamed
that Al was in your bedroom...
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...I should be apologizing to you.
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Thanks, Peggy.
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Oh, but could you do me a favor?
Please don't tell Al about this.
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Oh, don't worry.
But could you do something for me?
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- What?
- If you ever dream about Al again...
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...Could you check and see
if he has any feet?
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That really bothers me.
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Sure thing.
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Hi, Marce. Hi, Peg.
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Bye, Peggy. Al.
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What's with her?
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She had a dream
she slept with you last night.
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Oh, yeah?
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She's a lucky gal.
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Marcy, I'm home.
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- Steve?
- Yeah.
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Sorry I'm late, honey.
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The pro-penny people
pelted us with nickels.
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- Did I wake you?
- Steve, it is you.
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Of course it's me.
Give me a hug.
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Did you miss me?
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Don't worry. Daddy's home.
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And Daddy's gonna make it all better.
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Marcy, I'm home.
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Oh, hon. You wouldn't believe
the traffic over O'Hare tonight.
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I swear, someday that's where
they're gonna find Amelia Earhart.
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But...
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...The eagle has landed.
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You wanna fool around?
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Pizza's here.
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Kelly, you know that's not
the way to hold a pizza.
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Mom, have you ever tried
to carry one of these things...
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...Sitting on the back of a Harley going
60 while trying to hold on to a fat guy...
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...Who's wearing nothing
but chains and black leather?
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Yes, I have, and that is
not the way to do it.
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Mom, are we gonna do anything
different this summer?
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Well, Daddy got seats
for the ball games again.
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- Oh, puke.
- I thought you liked the Cubs.
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I do. I just hate watching them
from the roof...
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...Of that apartment building
where Dad always gets his seats.
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Well, honey, maybe someday they'll
forget about that fan-interference call...
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...That kept the Cubs
out of the World Series...
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...And let Daddy back into the stadium.
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I hope so, because it looks so stupid...
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...With just us and the Pulaskis
doing the wave.
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Marcy, you're a wreck.
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Oh, I see.
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Steve got back and you two
were at it all night, huh?
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No.
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I had that dream again. With Al.
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This is where you're supposed to
make a joke...
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...About Al being quick in the sack
so I can laugh and see...
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...You're not really mad or anything.
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Marcy, that's two nights in a row.
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Al hasn't been quick in the sack with
me for two nights in a row in years.
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Hey, you think I'm enjoying this?
I was throwing up all night.
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Well, so did I at first, but it passes.
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Whatever happened to, "It's only
a dream, don't worry about it"?
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Peggy, can't you see what hell
my life's becoming?
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I haven't slept in 48 hours.
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And Steve's mad at me because
every time he brings up sex, I get sick.
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And now you're yelling at me.
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And why not? You're the one
dreaming around with my husband.
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Hey, Peg.
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Hey, Marce.
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Boy, I tell you, what a day.
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All day long, it's pick up the shoes...
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...Put down the shoes, pick up the shoes.
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Hey, tomorrow ought to be
a good day for you, Marce.
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Tomorrow I wash the car in my T-shirt.
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I can't believe you told him.
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- I can't believe you dream about him.
- I can't believe everybody doesn't.
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I'm mortified.
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Well, get happy.
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00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:52,058
Well, Peg, it looks like another
little filly in the old Bundy stable.
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Get me a beer, will you?
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Al, what are you doing in Marcy's dream?
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Ruining her for all other men.
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You are doing something
to cause those dreams.
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Now, I don't know what it is,
but I want you to cut it out.
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I'll cut it out, just tell me what to do.
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00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,312
What should I do, stop wearing T-shirts?
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Stop oozing sex from every pore?
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That isn't sex, Al.
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What should I do, Peg?
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Well, you could come upstairs
and be my dream lover for a while.
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Peg, not tonight.
This leg has been acting up again.
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- Ever since that night with the car...
- Fine, fine.
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Then let's discuss who else's dreams
you've been gallivanting around in.
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Perhaps Mrs. Pritchard across the street.
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I've seen how she looks at you
over her walker.
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Well, if you think that
I'm gonna put up with this stuff...
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Steve, please. I'm trying to read.
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00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:16,543
You don't have to stop. Let me get
a hammer and I'll nail it to the ceiling.
238
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Steve, I have a question.
239
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Do you think it's possible...
240
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,817
...To dream that
you're interpreting a dream...
241
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,754
...Or must you be awake to do this?
And what are dreams, anyway?
242
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:30,557
Could we just be the dream
of some greater sleeping being?
243
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:32,792
And if so, are we then, in fact, real?
244
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,264
I want sex, Marcy.
245
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,603
I think I'm getting nauseous.
246
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,540
All right. That's it.
247
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,710
Look, I've asked more
than a couple of women...
248
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,847
...To go to bed with me in my time.
While some of their responses...
249
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,850
...May have been somewhat cruel...
250
00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,587
...Not very many jumped up
and stuck their heads in the toilet.
251
00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:06,726
Now, something strange is going on
here, and I demand to know what it is.
252
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:10,663
Don't toy with me, Marcy.
I'm horny and I've been to Buffalo.
253
00:17:14,968 --> 00:17:19,272
Well, okay, I'll tell you.
254
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:23,042
- You have to promise not to get angry.
- Fine.
255
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,545
Well, it's like this...
256
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,315
Al?!
257
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,385
And where are you when I dream, huh?
258
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,687
Where were you when
I dreamt I was drowning?
259
00:17:34,988 --> 00:17:38,892
How could I swim?
You said I have no feet.
260
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:44,164
If you loved me, you would have paddled.
261
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,137
Who is it?
262
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:54,908
Steven Bartholomew Rhoades.
263
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,878
Bartholomew?
264
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:04,083
Al, I'm horny. What are you
gonna do about it?
265
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:12,025
Get in there.
Don't go yelling things like that.
266
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,928
I've got kids up there.
Or out there...
267
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,397
Somewhere. I don't know.
268
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,667
Did she tell you, Steve?
269
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,869
Yes, Peggy.
270
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,673
He's an animal.
271
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,442
I don't know what happened,
I leave town for one day...
272
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,344
...I come back, my wife's throwing up...
273
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:34,247
...And dreaming she's sleeping
with your husband.
274
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:37,917
I guess that's why they call it the blues.
275
00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,019
I'm getting out of here.
276
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:43,756
You two can go on blaming me for
the dreams of a totally insane woman.
277
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,192
I'm going to a hotel.
278
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:51,431
Better make it the Y.
I don't want any women to see me.
279
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:57,670
Well, look who's here, the dream weaver.
280
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,241
Why can't you have normal dreams like me?
281
00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:03,843
You know, where you're
Maharajah Bundy, you know...
282
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:07,680
...And women with four breasts
feed you Ding Dongs?
283
00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:13,887
- Is Steve in there?
- There are no other men in my dream.
284
00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:17,757
Just Phil Donahue,
and we feed him to the lizard people.
285
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:22,328
- No, I meant is Steve in your house?
- Oh, yeah.
286
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,163
Yeah, he and Peg want me dead.
287
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,733
You, you just want me.
288
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,436
Sit down, Al.
289
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:35,174
You're not gonna be looking
at my butt or anything, right?
290
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,912
I think I can guarantee that.
Sit down, Al.
291
00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:40,547
All right.
292
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,051
What is it?
293
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:49,322
I know now why I was
having those dreams, Al.
294
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,759
You remember the driveway repavers
you said were gonna rip me off?
295
00:19:52,926 --> 00:19:55,562
They were, Al, but I never told you.
296
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:59,132
And the guilt I had
manifested itself in my dreams.
297
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:01,834
- I thought that--
- That I desired you?
298
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,503
No, Al.
299
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,506
I was being punished.
300
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:10,109
Much as sex with you
must actually be like.
301
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:13,780
So now, in order
to rid myself of the guilt...
302
00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:16,549
...And those horrible, horrible dreams...
303
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:21,254
...I've come to say you were right.
You hear that, Al?
304
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,057
You were right and I was wrong.
305
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,025
You're the man and I'm the woman.
306
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,562
And in this case, the man was right.
307
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,864
The man knew better than the woman.
308
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,000
The woman should have listened to the man.
309
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:36,102
Satisfied, Al?
Is that what you wanna hear?
310
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:40,807
Wait a second, hold on a second.
You didn't desire me?
311
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:46,012
You didn't even have feet.
312
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:51,618
Oh, Marcy, I thought I heard you
out here. What's going on?
313
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:54,420
Oh, nothing.
Just purging myself, that's all.
314
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,357
Oh, honey, not again.
315
00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:00,827
Not that. Everything's fine now.
316
00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:04,130
- Let's go home.
- You mean home as in...?
317
00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:07,300
Last one up has to read the ceiling.
318
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:11,671
I'm gonna have sex, Al.
319
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:20,847
What's everybody talking about?
I got feet.
320
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:29,756
Al, Steve and I were talking about
you being in Marcy's dream and...
321
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:33,226
I was right about
it being stupid to blame me.
322
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,596
You're not gonna
lord this over me, are you?
323
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,731
Sure, I am, Peg.
324
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,934
- Well, I'm going up to bed now.
- Good.
325
00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:49,575
Why don't you come on up and show
me what dreams are really made of?
326
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:52,378
I'll be up in a little bit, Peg.
327
00:22:02,355 --> 00:22:05,058
Well, at least it's all over.
328
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,730
Al! Al, you coming up?
329
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:14,634
I said I'd be up in a second, Peg.
330
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:29,749
I said I'd be right up.
331
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:33,753
Well, don't wait too long, tiger.
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