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Kelly, breakfast!
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And be quiet, honey!
Don't wake your father!
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- Oh, Bud, you eat so fast.
- That's because you cook so good.
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Bye, Mom.
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Not so fast. You're not going anywhere
without a good, healthy breakfast.
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Mother, I'm 15. I'm old enough to know
how to use a vending machine.
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- Get over here and eat.
- God, I hate to eat sitting down.
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I think she should clean
her plate like I did.
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Sure, Mom.
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I'm stuffed.
They're waiting for me at the mall.
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- What do you do at the mall, anyway?
- Nothing.
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You know what they do?
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Sometimes they look in the shoe store,
laugh at Daddy.
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Well, all the kids do.
It's not like they know he's my father.
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And they never will, if you want
to live to hang your next rat.
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I'd ground both of you...
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...But then that would mean
you'd be here all day.
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So, your punishment is
you're grounded tomorrow...
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...When your father's home
and I'm out shopping.
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- Can I go now?
- Please.
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- Where's my miniature golf coupon?
- It's in the drawer.
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What's this with the fake engraving?
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That's the invitation
to your cousin Harriet's wedding.
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- Oh, puke.
- Harriet.
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You don't have to go.
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The thing is, your father and I
have to go out of town for it.
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- Bud, who can you stay with?
- I'm not allowed in anybody's house.
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Well, we'll find someone.
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Daddy's up.
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- Well, we'll see you later.
- Okay. Be home by six.
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Oh, and Bud, don't bite anyone.
And Kelly, don't get anything pierced.
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Yeah, Mom.
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Morning.
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- Coffee.
- In the pot.
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Boy, I love it when you get up
before I do...
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...And I got the bed all to myself.
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Gee, you'd never know it, the way you
put your foot on my behind and push.
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Here's your breakfast, honey.
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Oh, just how I like them.
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- You dirty, shiftless bag of--
- Al, don't feed that to the dog.
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The cholesterol is very bad for him.
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Bacon?
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Boy, I hate Saturdays.
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Damn kids come to the mall
and make fun of me.
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Yeah. Wouldn't it be nice if we could
go off together, just the two of us?
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Not really.
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- You know where I'd really like to go?
- Where?
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- Milwaukee.
- I smell your family coming on.
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What's up, Peg, Beer Fest '87?
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Is it time for your mother
to defend her keg-sucking crown?
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Is she moving up into the
heavyweight division this year?
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Can't stand that a woman won, huh?
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Hey, there were a lot of people there
demanding chromosome tests.
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Just you and Dad.
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I don't care, Peg. I'm not going
to one of your family gatherings.
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It's not a gathering, it's a wedding.
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- Who's getting married?
- Harriet.
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Harriet? You mean someone answered the ad?
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Some people will do anything
to keep from being deported.
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Hey, Jose is a very nice man...
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...And his English
is coming along just fine.
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Me habla not going.
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Al, we have to go.
The whole family is coming.
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Oh, really. How about Elmo,
the human surprise?
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- Are they bringing him?
- He makes a very good living.
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They won't have his cage at the wedding.
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Well, you have to admit, there's
one good thing about my family.
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They gave you me.
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Getting me sentimental
ain't gonna work with me.
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Send Harriet a card and Jose a copy
of the Pledge of Allegiance...
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...But I'm not going.
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- Yes, you are.
- No, I'm not.
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- You cannot walk out on this argument.
- Watch me.
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Fine, but when you're home,
we'll pick up where we left off.
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That's fine.
Then I'm not coming home.
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You'll be coming home...
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...And Mr. and Mrs. Bundy will be attending.
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See, I told you.
You can dance in these shoes.
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Well, I'll take them.
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- Luke, what are you doing?
- Selling shoes.
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You work on commission,
you go the extra mile.
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And that, my friend, is the extra mile.
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- Thank you.
- My pleasure.
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Oh, your son is very nice.
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Yeah, she must have been something
1500 years ago.
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Get away from me, Luke.
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Hey, Al. You know, there's something
I've learned over the years.
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Whenever someone yells at me, it's not me.
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How could it be?
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- So, what's wrong?
- I had a fight with my wife.
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I knew it wasn't me.
How bad was it?
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Well, I got pretty mad.
So I laid down the law.
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I told her I'm not coming home!
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So, where can I get some flowers, cheap?
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You said you weren't going home.
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Let's face it. I've got no choice.
I have to.
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That's the trouble
when you're married with children.
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They know you're coming home.
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- Al.
- What?
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What do you think
I should have for lunch?
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Hey, I'm pouring out my heart here.
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- I'm sorry. I thought you were done.
- No, I'm not.
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I'm not at all.
I gotta find a place to stay.
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I can't afford a hotel.
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If I go home, then I'm saying I'm sorry,
so I can't go home.
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I gotta make her wonder,
make her worry, make her miss me.
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Then I can go home, so she can yell at me.
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Where am I gonna stay?
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Everybody comes to the answer man.
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The choice is obvious, Al.
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- You set up a cot in the stock room.
- I'm staying with you, Luke.
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- For free?
- Yes.
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I haven't done something
like this in a long time.
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Yeah, kick back with a buddy
and a six-pack and be men.
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You know, Luke, I...
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This is really helping me out.
Thanks a lot.
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Hey, the day Luke Ventura
can't help a friend...
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...That's the day he's got
something better to do.
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The divorce judge
will now render his verdict.
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Mr. Gannon, your lovely bride
of eight months...
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...Deserves far better than you.
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I can't grant her that...
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...But I can grant her
93 percent of your net worth...
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...Your Ferrari and your stocks.
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And you, Mr. Gannon...
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...You get the children.
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This court is adjourned.
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- What a great show!
- Oh, yeah.
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You know, that's a real judge.
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- More coffee?
- Okay.
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Listen, Marce, Al and I have to go
out of town to a wedding next week.
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- You think you could watch the house?
- Sure. I love weddings.
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- Where are they registered?
- Department of Immigration.
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How '80s.
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Well, if you can't find anything there,
we have a lot of good gift catalogs.
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Why don't you and Al come over later?
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- Better yet, come over without Al.
- I'm afraid I'd have to.
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He's mad at me about the wedding.
We had this big fight.
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He was so cute.
He said he wasn't coming home.
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- You don't seem too concerned.
- Marcy, this is Al.
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I mean, where's he gonna go?
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He might drive around for a while
till he has to use the bathroom and eat.
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Then he'll come slinking back,
pretending nothing happened.
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And we'll go to bed,
and nothing will happen.
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Well, I'd be worried if Steve
threatened not to come home.
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According to my book,
Man and Other Primates ...
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...After a marital spat, the man is
most vulnerable to outside stimuli.
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What does that mean?
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There are a lot of man-hungry
barracudas out there.
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The first little wink, his shoes
will be under her bed.
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Well, that should end it right there.
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Here it is, home of the big boy.
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I can't believe all your neighbors
are stewardesses.
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I once lived in a building
with a lot of married people.
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Sure, the sex was great during the day,
but it got lonely at night.
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Take a load off. Sit down.
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- No TV?
- It's in the bedroom with the cameras.
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- You want a drink?
- Yeah, got some Scotch?
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I got everything.
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One of the many benefits
of living in a stew zoo.
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You want a deck of cards
or a barf bag or something?
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Nah, I'm cool.
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Peggy must be eating her heart out.
If she could see me now.
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- What a night, huh, buddy?
- I'm gonna kind of get comfortable.
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- You make yourself at home, buddy.
- Yeah.
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Eat your heart out, Peg.
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- Hi.
- Hi. We're the Cherry sisters.
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Terry and Sherry Cherry.
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I'm...
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Al! Al Bundy. That's right.
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- Luke!
- Luke!
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Cherrys!
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We brought you this.
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Our mother taught us never
to go anyplace empty-handed.
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Or without a dime for a phone call.
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Oh, we didn't bring anything for you.
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Would you like our dime?
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- Aren't they sweet, Al?
- Al! Al Bundy. That's right.
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Ladies, I'd like you to meet my friend,
Al "The King" Bundy.
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Let's get comfortable here.
Come on.
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You redecorated!
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- I love it!
- A zebra!
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It's kind of a Wild Kingdom feel.
I like it.
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Luke, you know,
Sherry and I were just talking...
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...And I really need a man's opinion.
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- Okay. Come sit on my lap.
- Sure.
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I don't know what to do. My boyfriend
wants to move in with me...
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...But he still wants to see other people.
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Let me tell you something.
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Don't let him move in unless he's
willing to make a commitment.
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Thanks, Luke.
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So you wanna go in the bedroom?
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Sure, as long as I'm here.
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Everyone comes to the answer man.
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- So, what do you do, Al?
- Oh, I'm a, I'm a...
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You know, a shoe thing.
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They're gonna be in there a while.
Looks like you're stuck with me.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi, sis.
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Gee, you and Harriet
must really be excited.
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Oh, I wanted to tell you that Al and I
are coming to the wedding.
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Well, don't cry. I have to bring Al.
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Jose called off the wedding?!
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Why?
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He won the lottery?
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Poor Harriet.
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Well, I'll tell Al.
He'll just be devastated...
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...But maybe we'll see you
for Schnitzel Week.
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Love you too.
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- Hi, Kel.
- Hi, Mom.
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- Is Dad in the bathroom?
- No.
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If he's not in the bathroom
and he's not watching TV...
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...Where else could he be?
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- I think your father's working late.
- The shoe store closed hours ago.
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You had a fight, didn't you?
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Of course not.
What would we fight about?
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The fact that you have no money and
Bud and I are great disappointments.
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You are not disappointments.
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Look, we did have a fight,
but don't worry.
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Your father will be home soon.
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Well, I hope wherever Dad is,
he's nowhere near another woman.
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Mom, I hate to tell you...
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...But as a boyfriend stealer myself...
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...The best time to get them
is right after a fight.
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Oh, who would want your father?
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Mom, let me tell you:
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When a woman gets to be around
your age, they get real desperate.
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I've seen them at the mall.
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Their hungry, vacant eyes
scanning the escalators...
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...Pretending to shop
near the men's dressing rooms...
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...Praying that some man, any man,
will walk up and say:
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"Does this tie go with this shirt?"
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I don't have to tell you what's next.
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Can I have Dad's chicken?
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Sure, honey.
Why don't you take it upstairs.
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Look, don't worry about Daddy.
He'll be home soon.
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And I know where he is.
He's over at Telly's Bar...
238
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:44,898
...Having a beer, watching the game
on the big screen...
239
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,435
...Lying about how many shoes he's sold.
240
00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,679
Hello, Telly?
241
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Is Al Bundy there?
242
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:06,286
Well, could you check the bathroom?
243
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:09,656
So my sister and I got jobs
as stewardesses...
244
00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:13,059
...Because we thought
that's the way to become pilots.
245
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:24,838
She's in first class and I'm in coach
because she's much smarter than I am.
246
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:28,908
One time I went into the cockpit and
I saw her sitting on the pilot's lap...
247
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:31,277
...Helping him fly the plane.
248
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:35,815
She must have been very good
because he told the co-pilot to get out.
249
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,490
You know, you have very strong forearms.
250
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:46,559
- Yeah.
- It must be from all that flushing.
251
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,966
- Well, that and, you know, working out.
- Yeah.
252
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,702
You know, men are always
making passes at me...
253
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:59,038
...Because they think stews
are easy, but we're not.
254
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,607
Oh, Luke!
255
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,276
Luke, Luke!
256
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,279
He's not out here, sis!
257
00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:17,223
Let me ask you something, Al.
258
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:20,360
What does a nice guy look for in a girl?
259
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,363
You.
260
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,499
Really. You're beautiful...
261
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,868
...And you're blond...
262
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:30,336
...And you're facing me.
263
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,173
I like that in a woman.
264
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,310
Don't worry. The right guy
is going to come along.
265
00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:40,246
You know, I really feel
comfortable with you...
266
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,882
...Like I can talk to you and be myself.
267
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:46,152
I don't have to live up to any of those
stereotyped expectations...
268
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,787
...Everyone has of a stewardess.
269
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:51,157
You know, always waiting on people,
attending to their needs.
270
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:54,561
- Would you care for a beverage?
- No, thanks.
271
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,729
I'm looking for a serious commitment.
272
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,265
Someone who'll stay the night.
273
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:06,372
Then I gotta think there's
some guy out there for you.
274
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:10,076
I hope so.
See, I'm not like my sister.
275
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,879
I need a man to make me whole.
276
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:21,287
Well, I think I'd better get going.
277
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,556
You want a massage?
278
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,191
Sure.
279
00:20:28,161 --> 00:20:32,732
- You're tense.
- And there are tears in my eyes.
280
00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,336
Well, I better get going home.
281
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:38,805
Can I come with you?
282
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:42,141
What are my chances
Peg's in a coma?
283
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,444
No.
284
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:47,814
Listen, I know that
I'm in a bachelor's pad...
285
00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:53,486
...And that I've got the forearms
of a Java man, but I gotta tell you...
286
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:54,854
...I'm...
287
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,356
...Married...
288
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:57,724
...With children.
289
00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,759
That's okay.
290
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,595
Excuse me.
291
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:13,906
Listen, you're really, really great
and any guy would be lucky...
292
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:18,344
...I mean, jackpot lucky, to be
with you, but I hope you'll understand.
293
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:22,281
See, I've been married a long time,
and it just wouldn't be right.
294
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,884
You got any pictures of yourself?
295
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,088
No. No, that wouldn't be right either.
296
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:32,759
Listen, I gotta go. Take care.
297
00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:36,095
You are so honorable.
298
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:38,498
Your wife must be really wonderful.
299
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:41,100
Well, she's a pip.
300
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,038
But she's my pip.
301
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:50,510
Hey, guys.
You wanna make a movie?
302
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,379
Yes, I do.
303
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:55,548
Goodbye.
304
00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:59,786
Yes, I do.
305
00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:22,775
Oh, gee, Al, I'm so glad you're home.
306
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,779
Wear this.
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